It’s eclipse time babey!!!

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  • Опубліковано 1 чер 2020
  • I'm finally back! Sorry for making you guys wait so long, I've been pretty busy. I recently got accepted into my dream college and it turns out the admissions process has a ton of paper work lol.
    It's near finals week for me and probably for some of y'all as well so hopefully this video can give you guys a nice fun break before you get back to studying.
    If you would like to get more involved in the twilight fandom or even make friends with similar interests, please check out the Twilight Renaissance on tumblr!
    I just want to say thank you so much for all of the support, everyone is so nice in the comments, and I can't believe my Edward video has over a million views now!!! Thanks again, I'll begin working on the rest of the eclipse series when finals week is over. Stay safe everyone!
    [Footage]
    0:01 - Loona TV #139
    0:42 - Jenna Marbles "I'm a disco ball"
    2:14 - Britney Broski & Sarah Schauer "Post Quarantine Laws We'd Propose"
    2:53 - Loona TV #358
    3:12 - Spider Man 3
    3:32 and 3:34 and 6:50 - Oprah famous car give away
    4:31 - Drag queens silently sipping drinks _ Drag Race ASMR
    5:19 - Parks and Rec
    5:36 - "THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO!" Austin Parrish
    5:43 - Stranger Things
    7:48 - "It was a cultural reset" Rose Mcgowan
    7:58 - When will you learn that your actions have consequences?!
    9:38 - Tiffany Pollard "I'm so powerful my mind ugh it amazes me sometimes"
    9:54 - Coco Montrese "Get her jade!"
    10:16 - Harrison Ford "baby boy baby"
    [Music]
    0:07 and 5:37 - "Do the hustle" Van McCoy
    0:13 - "Eclipse" Kim Lip
    0:44 and 7:05 - "mii music"
    1:10 - "I can hear the bells" Hairspray
    1:34 and 2:33 - "Take a Bow" Rihanna
    1:44 - "Tomfoolery" sponge bob
    2:03 - "Able Sisters" animal crossing new horizons
    2:24 and 9:56 - "Chiraq" Nicki Minaj ft lil herb
    2:36 - seungkwan kim bap video
    2:53- UUUHHHNNN "censorship"
    3:28- "The Boys Are Back" High School Musical
    3:37and 5:50 - "wii shop music"
    4:30- "Only" Nicki Minaj
    4:48 and 8:16 - "Re tail" animal crossing new leaf
    6:30 - "kill bill ironside sirens"
    7:27 - "stupid" Ashnikko ft. Yung Baby Tate
    10:10 - "grass skirt chase" sponge bob
    10:27- Hannah Montana transition
    10:41 - "Like a G6" Far East movement
    10:53 - "Anaconda" Nicki Minaj x "Re Tail" ac new leaf REMIX by bananabutt on soundcloud
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  • @SyntheticRose
    @SyntheticRose  4 роки тому +1729

    All time codes and songs are in the description :)
    if there are any errors, please let me know!

    • @raybear1135
      @raybear1135 4 роки тому +19

      Will u b doing a sequel to this

    • @SyntheticRose
      @SyntheticRose  4 роки тому +38

      @@raybear1135 of course! I have so much of the movie left to edit so there's gonna be a few more parts :)

    • @raybear1135
      @raybear1135 4 роки тому +14

      @@SyntheticRose I can't wait u r so amazing and awesome

    • @SyntheticRose
      @SyntheticRose  4 роки тому +7

      b x b y m o o n uuum sure if you want? I’ve never done this before soooo everybody go check out b x b y m o o n’s channel! they update far more frequently than I do hahaha

    • @mariakara2419
      @mariakara2419 4 роки тому +5

      here to stay HOLY SHIT these are fucking golden dude!! like wtf i actually love these & your humor!! 🤩🤯👏🏼 also you made me read the first book & i read it in four days & wow!! finally did it and now i have to read the rest...

  • @sleepyghostgirl
    @sleepyghostgirl 4 роки тому +10151

    I like how bella is like totally ready to give up her humanity, her soul, everything about her mortal life to be with edward but marriage is where she draws the line

    • @misspopcoin2204
      @misspopcoin2204 3 роки тому +428

      What was up with that??? It can't have been just because she was scared people would think she was pregnant.
      Even when she was walking down the aisle, she looked terrified.

    • @neftalicortez2625
      @neftalicortez2625 3 роки тому +655

      She didn't wanna get married she just wanted to get some vampire ass

    • @alexandrar4572
      @alexandrar4572 3 роки тому +86

      @@neftalicortez2625 YES💀👏👏

    • @MissSilver355
      @MissSilver355 3 роки тому +118

      I think she thought she was too young

    • @dreyadakid3840
      @dreyadakid3840 3 роки тому +467

      She didn’t want to get married because she saw how her parents marriage ended badly and basically viewed marriage as a jinx, it’s stated in the books

  • @eva-wh3mm
    @eva-wh3mm 4 роки тому +3402

    Can we all just agree that seth is a national treasure

  • @sydneymccaskey4350
    @sydneymccaskey4350 3 роки тому +1870

    I love how Edward says “if you ever touch her against her will again “
    Instead of saying “don’t kiss my girl”
    AN ACTUAL KING 👑

    • @beckyweiss6072
      @beckyweiss6072 2 роки тому +119

      90% sure that’s Rob’s doing. Edward in the books claims he does the things he does for her “protection” but lbr it’s 💯 him being possessive af. They tweaked Eclipse a lot in the movies and it’s bc they needed to. The whole book is nothing but red flags for an abusive relationship when it comes to both Edward and Jacob’s dynamics

    • @itsdrea2353
      @itsdrea2353 2 роки тому +81

      @@beckyweiss6072 From my memory, the book states that before he went “vegetarian” the only people he used to kill were rapists and murderers. I think book Edward was even less aggressive than the movie counterpart. It was always emphasized that he cares about two things; Bella’s safety and Bella’s happiness.

    • @08saanvihaleangadi42
      @08saanvihaleangadi42 2 роки тому +9

      I frel like u need an Oscar for saying this
      I agree to what u said

    • @chaewsyun_
      @chaewsyun_ 2 роки тому

      IKRRRR

    • @Crimson19977
      @Crimson19977 Рік тому +4

      @@beckyweiss6072 lol what do u expect in a vampire and a human relationship. Of course it gonna be doomed from the beginning and a lots of red flags.

  • @X0TrueAlpha0X
    @X0TrueAlpha0X 3 роки тому +781

    When ever Jasper pops into a scene it gets 100x more interesting

  • @lapinchegato4904
    @lapinchegato4904 4 роки тому +3173

    I FORGOT HOW SCARY EDWARD LOOKS WHEN HES MAD THOSE BLACK EYES ARE ALSHISVV

    • @jennjenn3134
      @jennjenn3134 4 роки тому +174

      Okay but like also hot

    • @ashleejones8217
      @ashleejones8217 4 роки тому +35

      Jenn Jenn he looks like an alien lol

    • @dinouwip.2733
      @dinouwip.2733 4 роки тому +17

      @@ashleejones8217 I WHEEZED 💀

    • @ashleejones8217
      @ashleejones8217 4 роки тому +6

      P e b b l e s haha thanks.
      ...
      But it’s true, am I right?!

    • @eros-arcana
      @eros-arcana 4 роки тому +2

      Lol no, he really doesn't, like not scary at all tbh😹

  • @Ana-ldqm
    @Ana-ldqm 4 роки тому +5692

    Sorry, but Charlie is the cutest twilight character. He’s like 24/7 proud of Bella.

  • @kxena2913
    @kxena2913 3 роки тому +373

    I never realized how much I loved Emmet’s himbo energy holy shit

  • @amber2616
    @amber2616 3 роки тому +332

    7:03 totally agree! Charlie has some weird moments in the books that really walk over Bella's decisions regarding her friends and relationships. He often encouraged jake to pursue Bella even thought Bella said multiple times that SHE DIDN'T LIKE IT

    • @patiencewallace8453
      @patiencewallace8453 3 роки тому +29

      I think it’s because he liked Jake more. He really disliked Edward- with good reason. It’s just the parent in him wanting the best from his daughter even if it isn’t great

  • @RedHairedRiot
    @RedHairedRiot 4 роки тому +4196

    Wait so you’re telling me...the camera specifically panned to Jasper...when Anna Kendrick said “cowboy”?....
    They knew what they were doing

    • @lenora-yoder
      @lenora-yoder 3 роки тому +118

      part of me was like... was Alice a rockstar at some point???

    • @e.k.d6181
      @e.k.d6181 3 роки тому +52

      @@lenora-yoder OMG! It can be! She doesnt remember her past obviously, when she is found but she can be some kind of important person. And her personality suits very well with a rock star

    • @kieranewman2030
      @kieranewman2030 3 роки тому +23

      @@e.k.d6181 thats where she gets her fashion sense

    • @0001-exe
      @0001-exe 3 роки тому +7

      Wait, i dont get this

    • @DC_let_the_Waynes_be_happy
      @DC_let_the_Waynes_be_happy 3 роки тому +14

      @@0001-exe I think is cause jasper is texan

  • @haannaahkaylee
    @haannaahkaylee 4 роки тому +2621

    my serotonin has RISEN

  • @taycie.d
    @taycie.d 2 роки тому +182

    Edward: “let me give you a clue, wait for her to say the words.”
    Me: **internally screaming**

  • @leshejulies3527
    @leshejulies3527 3 роки тому +510

    Jacob kissing Bella without her consent and continuing to persue her even after she made it clear that she wasn't interested in him will NEVER be okay. But let's also not forget that Bella was ready to give up her mortality literally her soul to be with Edward and Eddie did some shady things too. That's why Im neither Team Edward nor Team Jacob.
    P.S The Twilight series would be so much cooler if they did a remake but from the Quileutes perspective!

    • @zaydenfalls8792
      @zaydenfalls8792 3 роки тому +2

      Right I wanna see the quileutes get slaughtered by the children of the moon we never seen them cause there all was killed

    • @fiaa.6539
      @fiaa.6539 3 роки тому +2

      What shady things did edward do?

    • @zaydenfalls8792
      @zaydenfalls8792 3 роки тому +12

      @@fiaa.6539 I think he mean like stalking her

    • @zaydenfalls8792
      @zaydenfalls8792 3 роки тому

      @Sunny Unathi what you mean

    • @zaydenfalls8792
      @zaydenfalls8792 3 роки тому +4

      @@a.p738 one because her self preservation stat is 1. 2.Bella is a Mary sue she can do what she want and have no repercussions like she's his singer but somehow he's able to resist her blood i call bullshit he should've drained her after James bit her and lastly she hated being human and was selfish, all the times she asked Edward to change her knowing she will have to fake her death

  • @thiccbexi5417
    @thiccbexi5417 4 роки тому +4765

    the whole "we stan a man who respects consent" is just utterly attractive to me? like the bar is SO LOW, but his aggressiveness towards her consent is just UGh

    • @MR-nt1bd
      @MR-nt1bd 4 роки тому +125

      I think his aggressiveness is more jealousy/anger

    • @Ashley-Lopez
      @Ashley-Lopez 3 роки тому +6

      Same tbh...

    • @AnonJess
      @AnonJess 3 роки тому +297

      @@MR-nt1bd His whole character is about making sure Bella is 1. Safe and 2. Happy. Yes he's jealous of Jacob, but that's kind of to be expected when he's trying to mack on Bella 24/7??? But it really pissed him off that Jacob kissed her without her consent because it made her 1. Unsafe and 2. Unhappy.

    • @ahaha6961
      @ahaha6961 3 роки тому +79

      @@MR-nt1bd ehhh, maybe in the movies it might seem that way, but in the book bella actually asks if hes so aggressive (to Jacob) bc of jealousy but he says its 100% about her safety for him

    • @myjjk
      @myjjk 3 роки тому +109

      @@MR-nt1bd tw// non-con
      I’m late but I just wanted to say that he’s actually very respectful of consent, there’s a scene in the books (and the movies, I think Eclipse but I’m not quite sure) where he admits he used to kill rapists and murders to feed himself. So, yeah, I don’t think it’s jealousy. He is a decent person

  • @obsidionyx
    @obsidionyx 4 роки тому +2171

    honestly edward's sideburn distracted me the whole movie

    • @jazzh8211
      @jazzh8211 4 роки тому +18

      OMG SAME

    • @MaeveIsConfused
      @MaeveIsConfused 4 роки тому +88

      Theyre a fucking disgrace

    • @kingtoph86
      @kingtoph86 4 роки тому +52

      Desgostang

    • @samaira.mishra
      @samaira.mishra 4 роки тому +13

      EXACTLYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @seriouslyok
      @seriouslyok 4 роки тому +58

      omfg, i literally fking hated his sideburns in eclipse, they were so hairy and YIKES 💀

  • @lanai7875
    @lanai7875 3 роки тому +185

    Just relaized Rosalie is Damon Salvatores baby mama

    • @yespls4184
      @yespls4184 3 роки тому +12

      A truly iconic couple

    • @ringarden3080
      @ringarden3080 3 роки тому +10

      Vampires always find love within thyselves lamoaaooaoa

  • @persefoniajax
    @persefoniajax 2 роки тому +62

    All the Jasper jokes were great! Eclipse was 100% Jasper's peak.

  • @harushouse
    @harushouse 4 роки тому +5529

    THE THREE OF THEM WERE ALL TOXIC. Jacob is all like "you DO like me you're just not sure what you want" and Edward is like "hi I love you. But don't speak to me ever. I can't stay away from you. I'm gonna kill myself if you leave me" and Bella is just obsessed with Edward and dying

    • @bella-nina
      @bella-nina 3 роки тому +57

      ikr😳😂

    • @KittyKat15222
      @KittyKat15222 3 роки тому +279

      Edward gaslights her as well. Jacob is just WAY too in love with her. I’m team Jacob but he NEEDS to stop-

    • @harls_974
      @harls_974 3 роки тому +92

      @@KittyKat15222
      SMEYER RUINED HIM-

    • @KittyKat15222
      @KittyKat15222 3 роки тому +38

      I Don't Care That You Broke Your Elbow its so sad 😔✊

    • @harushouse
      @harushouse 3 роки тому +13

      @Pyotr V wait really? I thought that was only for vampires when it involved blood 😯

  • @n00bjack
    @n00bjack 4 роки тому +4629

    FINALLY SOMEONE CALLS JAKE OUT FOR BEING A "NICE GUY" (probs cause we all finally grew up and realised how creepy it was lol)

    • @jorcilainedamasceno5501
      @jorcilainedamasceno5501 3 роки тому +150

      Nope, when I read the book at 11 I LITERALLY broke down crying because my mom was siding with Jacob and I thought that she would react just like Charlie in the books if someone acted like Jacob acted in the movie/book. And she said “it’s just a movie”

    • @aximaysosa8885
      @aximaysosa8885 3 роки тому +208

      Ugh I loved him so much in the first and second book but then after that he started being a douche and forcing himself on Bella. That forced kiss was disgusting. He basking in the moment for himself even though he could tell she wanted nothing to do with it. When she went limp because she realized she couldn't get him off of her, I almost puked.

    • @jessparras9472
      @jessparras9472 3 роки тому +170

      He forced her to kiss him TWICE. utterly disgusting. In the book when he kisses her the first time, she pushes him away but it seems to only spur him on and so he kisses her again aggressively and she just goes limp and numb. Then later near the tent he says he will literally let himself be killed if she doesnt kiss him which is somehow even worse. Hes nasty I dont vibe with Team Jacob people

    • @ilselopez2311
      @ilselopez2311 3 роки тому +62

      When I was like 13 I was all team Jacob and even thought the forced kiss scene was kinda hot. Then I grew up and realised Jacob was a real asshole. Both of them were, but Edward is slightly better than Jacob.

    • @Zombina638
      @Zombina638 3 роки тому +1

      Amira no

  • @jadeabailey7371
    @jadeabailey7371 3 роки тому +94

    "The Volturi- still love capes despite edna mode's warnings" THE INCREDIBLES Lol

  • @TheCousinTrio
    @TheCousinTrio 3 роки тому +88

    This video is funny but Jacob is the main reason Eclipse is my least favorite book/movie. I hate how his character went from sweet and innocent friend to ‘nice guy’ in the friendzone. Bella made it clear to him multiple times that she wasn’t interested in him in a romantic way and he just ignored her. I also really hated him in Breaking Dawn, especially when he basically rubbed it in her face that he ‘imprinted’ on her new born baby.

    • @Nil-tz6gy
      @Nil-tz6gy Рік тому

      She shouldn've maimed him for that

  • @raefridley
    @raefridley 4 роки тому +1879

    bruh you already know the Cullens got bullied for their jewelry

    • @salemvoneverick6688
      @salemvoneverick6688 4 роки тому +11

      Bars

    • @mavisnightwell
      @mavisnightwell 4 роки тому +37

      Forgot Edward's disco ball skin lol, they jelly that he unicorn.

    • @vee9757
      @vee9757 4 роки тому +10

      They are jewelry lmao it sounded funny in my head

  • @xxan4716
    @xxan4716 4 роки тому +1452

    From now on, ‘Edward loves musicals’ is the ONLY Twilight discourse I will subject myself to.

    • @SyntheticRose
      @SyntheticRose  4 роки тому +141

      He’s probably been to Broadway a bunch of times and has seen every version of phantom of the opera lol

    • @leilamonahan
      @leilamonahan 4 роки тому +21

      @@SyntheticRose YESSSS PHANTOM GANGGGG

    • @morningradio3116
      @morningradio3116 4 роки тому +18

      @@leilamonahan he was probably jelly he couldn't be the inspiration for the original phantom

    • @lula1626
      @lula1626 4 роки тому +3

      😅

    • @lula1626
      @lula1626 4 роки тому +2

      @@SyntheticRose ah

  • @vanillacoffeeaddict
    @vanillacoffeeaddict 4 роки тому +49

    5:04 just listen closely to seths little squeek it’s so cute🥺❤️

    • @jojihye
      @jojihye 2 роки тому

      omg i jus heard it!! so cute hwofkcjcn even more in love w him HAHAH

  • @AndreaSalgado-dc7rq
    @AndreaSalgado-dc7rq 3 роки тому +45

    When you realize why you are so awkward with guys is because you grew up with thinking that the whole twilight series with Bella and Edwards relationship was normal

    • @jewelj3069
      @jewelj3069 2 роки тому +2

      Omg I used to love girly stuff but I watched this and I started hating girly stuff and start behaving awkwardly around guys NOW EVEN IF I WANT I CAN'T BEHAVE Normally around guys nd I can't wear girly stuff bcz I don't know how to behave/ handle the stuff🤦

  • @littlearies3862
    @littlearies3862 4 роки тому +2477

    Seth is a baby and deserves to be protected from everything. The fact that a lot of fans make him and Edward be in a brotherly-best-friend relationship makes me so happy.

    • @tahlia1904
      @tahlia1904 3 роки тому +7

      yes ikr

    • @mochwoch2658
      @mochwoch2658 2 роки тому +17

      SETH SUPREMACY 💕💪💪✨😍🥺

    • @filo4854
      @filo4854 2 роки тому +6

      I love Seth but him being boo boo Stewart complicates things 😟

    • @littlearies3862
      @littlearies3862 2 роки тому +1

      @@filo4854 Why? What happened?

    • @mochwoch2658
      @mochwoch2658 2 роки тому

      @@filo4854 HELP- THIS IS FAX

  • @lynxqueen2262
    @lynxqueen2262 4 роки тому +1729

    Bella: I'm Switzerland
    Emmet: *In the background* I CALL FRANCE
    Bella: wtf that's not how that works
    Emmet: *bursts in with an old Renaissance suit* I'M FRANCE

    • @estantedaisa
      @estantedaisa 4 роки тому +46

      this really happend I was there

    • @ghoulsanddarts9601
      @ghoulsanddarts9601 4 роки тому +14

      Lynx Hufflepuff gurl i see you every where and i just wanna say:
      *youre AMAZING*

    • @lynxqueen2262
      @lynxqueen2262 4 роки тому +5

      @@ghoulsanddarts9601 aww thanks!!

    • @eunicelemus4879
      @eunicelemus4879 4 роки тому +7

      Peak comedy, my friend.

    • @lynxqueen2262
      @lynxqueen2262 4 роки тому +4

      @@eunicelemus4879 XD

  • @DANIELA-iw1zb
    @DANIELA-iw1zb 3 роки тому +44

    4:26 “if it bothers you so much you can buy him one with daddy’s money” I’m dying after that scene

  • @fani437
    @fani437 3 роки тому +35

    2:36 lol Seungkwan's "Oh MY GOSH! WHT ARe U zoING now? Are you kidding me?"
    And yasss LOONA at the beginning *chef's kiss* Haseul and Heejin wholesome cuties
    10:21 Johnny's "dISgUsTINg" lol

  • @aidahehir9429
    @aidahehir9429 4 роки тому +2378

    Seth is literally the cutest and underrated byee

  • @celinebellajean6349
    @celinebellajean6349 4 роки тому +3084

    Nobody:
    Nobody at all:
    Jacob: I kissed Bella, and she broke her hand punching my face

  • @nickifieldhouse4337
    @nickifieldhouse4337 3 роки тому +21

    I’m so glad to see Seth getting the recognition he deserves, I love him so much.

  • @anxiousbean1685
    @anxiousbean1685 3 роки тому +75

    I love how they switched Victoria to Bryce Dallas Howard as if we wouldn’t notice. I remember watching Eclipse for the first time and thinking Wait what the heck

    • @yespls4184
      @yespls4184 3 роки тому +12

      Right?! She's a good actress but she gives a WHOLE different vibe to the character

  • @sandradelgadoleon1868
    @sandradelgadoleon1868 4 роки тому +1879

    Idk why no one mentions how wholesome all Seth and Edward’s interactions are I live for that shit ( also when Emmet and Embry defended each other on the fight after fighting when chasing Victoria gave me life)

  • @mimienchanted9339
    @mimienchanted9339 4 роки тому +697

    "edward will remain in sad boy mode until bella's return" is basically the entire series summarized loollllllll edit: I ALDSJ/DS LOST IT AT THE JACOD NICEGUY FEDORA ICON AT 6:14 HIS DIALOGUE REALLY DOES READ LIKE SHITTY TEXTS OMGGG

  • @s.iyanaa
    @s.iyanaa 3 роки тому +71

    Leah need soooo much more love, and she doesn’t get enough screen time either :(

  • @kiana_bon_vivant
    @kiana_bon_vivant 2 роки тому +13

    “guy, gal, and non-binary pal” LMAO I LOVE YOU FOR THAT💀💃🏻✨

  • @goddessnyx4153
    @goddessnyx4153 4 роки тому +681

    Why does this give me so much second hand embarrassment? Deadass should've been called
    "Social anxiety: the movie"

    • @madpsina
      @madpsina 4 роки тому +18

      riiight, as a child, I couldn't watch it with my parents because I was so embarrassed for no reason. after a few years I watched it alone. and it was still awkward °~°

    • @incrediblectopus
      @incrediblectopus 21 день тому

      The reason I have never been able to watch through a whole twilight movie to this day

  • @cureidolsmile9820
    @cureidolsmile9820 4 роки тому +934

    Someone: have you watched Twilight
    Me, having only watched these: *Yes*

    • @laurawatford8713
      @laurawatford8713 3 роки тому

      same lol, i think i'll read the books soon though, i've heard they're better than the movies

    • @heatherhawkeye4840
      @heatherhawkeye4840 3 роки тому +3

      @@laurawatford8713 read the books first, THEY ARE SOO MUCH BETTER. I would also watch the movie right after too so you can compare but in my professional (not really) opinion, the books fare off better. I finished Twilight a couple of days ago and the book is hella better.

  • @Harpylady269
    @Harpylady269 2 роки тому +11

    I love your editing of Rosalie's storyline with Bella. Fantastic work

  • @kpopmessedmalifeup
    @kpopmessedmalifeup 4 роки тому +18

    The fact that you included LOONA, is just lovely INNIT (:

  • @rafaella2952
    @rafaella2952 4 роки тому +1549

    we are all in the twilight phase AGAIN because of the quarantine.
    And I can't deny it,its GREAT.
    its 2012 again😂

    • @sashal1493
      @sashal1493 4 роки тому +10

      Valentina Rafaella Jerez We are, and like you, I am absolutely HERE FOR IT.

    • @salem6991
      @salem6991 4 роки тому +13

      I’m about to reread the hold dang series

    • @jacy5246
      @jacy5246 4 роки тому +8

      Midnight sun is coming out officially this summer so a bunch of new twilight videos are happening rn

    • @alexia2011dj
      @alexia2011dj 4 роки тому +4

      Fuck yeah

  • @isabellatigner3058
    @isabellatigner3058 4 роки тому +585

    the jake text messages SENT ME 😭😂😂😂

  • @MsRosekat
    @MsRosekat 3 роки тому +10

    I'm so glad gen Z is revisiting this and coming correct with C O N S E N T

  • @clarawilloughby5449
    @clarawilloughby5449 2 роки тому +7

    " the side burns they're so huge its like they're taunting me"
    i laughed so hard

  • @mollieb6233
    @mollieb6233 4 роки тому +3292

    I stand by the belief that they made robert pattinson grow out his side burns to make him uglier on purpose so they could fuel the love triangle and support Team Jacob for the movie. Can’t convince me otherwise

    • @laurabulaya296
      @laurabulaya296 3 роки тому +188

      Uglier???😂😂😂💀 I can't breath-

    • @scar5819
      @scar5819 3 роки тому +63

      I’m pretty sure they count as a beard now too. 😂

    • @bella-nina
      @bella-nina 3 роки тому +16

      #teamjacob !!

    • @lxnks_crxpse
      @lxnks_crxpse 3 роки тому +161

      @@bella-nina nah bruv Jacob is an basically an incel. He basically wanted to force Bella into liking him and thats gross

    • @wanderingflyer9957
      @wanderingflyer9957 3 роки тому +55

      UGLIER?

  • @itselada
    @itselada 4 роки тому +479

    "jasper would love that cowboy hat" killed me

  • @jjjlove2260
    @jjjlove2260 3 роки тому +6

    I squealed at 1:10 when "I can hear the bells" played. I love Hairspray!

  • @zoepaulino8166
    @zoepaulino8166 Рік тому +4

    6:21 the way bellas so CLEARLY uncomfortable and he continues💀

  • @raysamayta900
    @raysamayta900 4 роки тому +838

    I STAN Seth and Leah , they deserved so much better 💓

    • @SyntheticRose
      @SyntheticRose  4 роки тому +72

      The Clearwater family holds a special place in my heart 💕

    • @Melmeltheclown
      @Melmeltheclown 4 роки тому +35

      Give the Clearwaters a spin-off 2020

    • @SyntheticRose
      @SyntheticRose  4 роки тому +26

      Pretti-Blue-Queen that’s a galaxy brain idea I love it

  • @squidpigeon7048
    @squidpigeon7048 4 роки тому +727

    oh my god im already dying at DRAMATIC MUSIC "i've never seen your house"

  • @dani4300
    @dani4300 3 роки тому +13

    "FrOm NoW oN iM sWiTzErLaNd"

  • @b13ach__420
    @b13ach__420 3 роки тому +11

    8:26 as a 6 foot tall girl let me tell you - it is not a dream being this tall lmao

  • @memesnguyen4457
    @memesnguyen4457 4 роки тому +1346

    edward saying "marry me, bella" while kissing her in a flower field?! wouldn't have to ask me twice :))

  • @loonyhype9527
    @loonyhype9527 Рік тому +2

    “From now on I’m Switzerland okay?!” That’s probably the best line in the movie

  • @badtzmaro
    @badtzmaro 2 роки тому +2

    seth our UNPROBLEMATIC king, i love him sm

  • @ameliasmith6402
    @ameliasmith6402 4 роки тому +329

    can we talk about how her acting was like okay in this movie?

  • @hecateblythe488
    @hecateblythe488 4 роки тому +541

    I'm team Edward solely because of that scene where he almost tears Jacob apart bc he kissed bella without her consent and then later admits he would let bella kiss him so long as she consented to it. Love that spunky little disco ball🥰
    Edit: JWNDKXOSKEJRJNR I KNEW THE BELLA BEING THROWN AGAINST THE WALL WOULD BE THE GLASS SHATTER IN THAT BIRTHDAY VINE MEME THING BUT I LOST MY SHIT WHEN I WATCHED THAT EJRNFJDKENRKDLSLSLEK

    • @lasthope3237
      @lasthope3237 2 роки тому

      Not gonna disagree that a person can leave their partner any time they want and can then consent to kiss someone else but Edward willingly let her kiss him and still being in a relation ship with her afterwords makes him a cuck and totally pathetic

  • @Doongi2
    @Doongi2 2 роки тому +5

    To the person who made this video:
    I love you hahahahah
    the part you made Jake and Bella's convo into text messages was so hilarious

  • @thanoswife1254
    @thanoswife1254 3 роки тому +17

    He says “the wolves have no control” as if his brother hasn’t tried to kill her at the first drop of blood she’s produced around them
    Edit: It's not like the wolves see her as a fucking bacon cheeseburger and want to rip her to shreds all the time

  • @TangerineRuh
    @TangerineRuh 4 роки тому +243

    omgg the part when edward is kissing bella infrot of jacob and all those clips of people sippingggg looooool i dieed

  • @Sara-dp5dg
    @Sara-dp5dg 4 роки тому +221

    "yeah that's what you said last time" when I tell you I SCREAMED!! I forgot Bella said that to Alice 🤣🤣🤣😭😭💀💀💀

    • @aaliya5996
      @aaliya5996 4 роки тому +6

      it was so out of pocket 😭😭😭

  • @allanahenriquez9304
    @allanahenriquez9304 3 роки тому +33

    the way that NO ONE is talking about loona at the beginning is so disrespectful

  • @charlenemoore4301
    @charlenemoore4301 3 роки тому +2

    The introductions of the characters always gets me😭

  • @wooof.
    @wooof. 4 роки тому +460

    6:52 Video regarding Edward: we Stan for a man who respects consent
    Me: dafaq didn't he climb into her room and watch her sleep for months without her knowing?!??¿?

    • @SyntheticRose
      @SyntheticRose  4 роки тому +166

      true dat, watching her sleep was really creepy and i'm sure if rosalie ever found out she would rip his arms off haha but I really like the line "wait for her to say the words" , maybe he regrets his past creepy behavior and has hopefully learned the error of his ways

    • @Victoria-eo1xp
      @Victoria-eo1xp 4 роки тому +10

      @@SyntheticRose Was that scene really about consent? I always thought by "the words" Edward was talking about Bella accepting his marriage proposal/saying I do. Or in other words picking him over Jacob even tho that's been clear from the start 😂

    • @SyntheticRose
      @SyntheticRose  4 роки тому +74

      Victoria yea it’s about consent :)
      Jacobs says “she’s not sure what she wants” and Edward replies “let me give you a clue wait for her to say the words” meaning that Jacob should not touch Bella unless she explicitly gives him permission to do so, in other words consent

    • @Victoria-eo1xp
      @Victoria-eo1xp 4 роки тому +15

      @@SyntheticRose Yea because Jacob says she's not sure what she wants that's why I always thought "the words" was supposed to be Bella's decision. But wow ok so maybe Edward isn't too bad after all lmao

    • @ahhuhhh9785
      @ahhuhhh9785 4 роки тому +14

      @@Victoria-eo1xp yeah plus the scene beings with Edward flying outta the house shrieking about not touching Bella without her consent

  • @sparkylikestrash3788
    @sparkylikestrash3788 4 роки тому +150

    the jacob as r/niceguys really put it into perspective for me,, like I felt icky about it before, but my jaw literally dropped

  • @Tasha22Bella
    @Tasha22Bella 3 роки тому +3

    witch cackling in the background nearly saw my coffee all over the screen.. 😂😂😂😂 also joined in said cackling..

  • @s4nr1os
    @s4nr1os 3 роки тому +1

    I LOVE THE KPOP USAGE IN THIS VIDEO SO MUCH ESP SEUNGKWANS PART WHEN TALKING ABOUT EDWARD'S SIDEBURNS I INTERNALLY FANGIRLED

  • @Irene-ph5cm
    @Irene-ph5cm 4 роки тому +153

    JACOB'S FEDORA IN HIS PROFILE PICTURE IM DYINGGG

  • @sim_dtch
    @sim_dtch 4 роки тому +254

    Love Leah too!I feel so bad for her.But I love how she left Sam's pack bcz she was DONE!I respect that about her alot!

    • @sim_dtch
      @sim_dtch 4 роки тому +12

      For me,the best part of the vid was *I wanna be a cowboy baby* under Jasper,during Jessica's speech.That was just _chef's kiss_ 🤣👌🏼
      I can't stop picturing those old guys on the carousel.hehe

    • @yeshaaswinitekkem5536
      @yeshaaswinitekkem5536 4 роки тому +1

      I know right. Idk why the movie did her so wrong, as a matter of fact, movie did wrong to so many characters. She went through a lot and that's the reason why she is so bitter and that is totally understandable. I love her character and how she left the pack to move ahead in life. I really wish Meyer would have written what happens to her story after breaking dawn.

  • @delaneywinkelmann6116
    @delaneywinkelmann6116 3 роки тому +7

    I literally love Seth. He should get more screen time

  • @nataliawashington872
    @nataliawashington872 3 роки тому +1

    I’m so glad you point out the whole Book!Charlie being happy Jacob kissed his daughter without consent

  • @HaiWorldz
    @HaiWorldz 4 роки тому +303

    "messin with my truck dipstick" will always send me flying I just can't-

  • @anushkas9907
    @anushkas9907 4 роки тому +494

    4 minutes in and I’m already waiting for breaking down breaking dawn

    • @eamnra05
      @eamnra05 4 роки тому +4

      I can't believe i read that as
      Breaking don
      Breaking daon
      WHAATTTTY????? 😂😂😂

    • @kirthana9220
      @kirthana9220 4 роки тому

      Sameee i cannot wait !!!!

    • @amaliarios78
      @amaliarios78 4 роки тому

      Literally!

  • @leaht.3503
    @leaht.3503 3 роки тому +2

    I just wanna say thank you for using the boys are back that was so perfect. the did the jump and everything it was... Im speechless.

  • @maahiyaatluri4361
    @maahiyaatluri4361 3 роки тому +10

    HAHAHHAHA Loona popped up and I was like "I thought I clicked on an english video for once 😂😂"

  • @lynxqueen2262
    @lynxqueen2262 4 роки тому +208

    Damn I love Alice! Quit hurting her feelings BeLlA

    • @lynxqueen2262
      @lynxqueen2262 4 роки тому +2

      @BELLA CULLEN wtf?! I did a double take on your name

  • @mae3508
    @mae3508 4 роки тому +6281

    İ dont know if this channel is a fan channel or a hate one lol. Either way i love itttt

    • @theqwertykeyvoard100
      @theqwertykeyvoard100 4 роки тому +741

      definitely love, no one full of hate would make edits these good

    • @BeautyInTheDarkness1
      @BeautyInTheDarkness1 4 роки тому +424

      I think it's like a fan channel that can also make fun of it 👌

    • @josie9854g
      @josie9854g 4 роки тому +21

      For real 😂

    • @bstmeg5237
      @bstmeg5237 4 роки тому +28

      Same , I hope it’s both cu I grew up with twilight it was a good book when I needed it in high school but also lol 😂 I like it

    • @taralucent1219
      @taralucent1219 4 роки тому +18

      @@bstmeg5237 It definitely has it's problems, but I still love it.

  • @jennakennedy3403
    @jennakennedy3403 4 роки тому +2

    The constant inclusion of jasper is quite relatable. Quality content

  • @desmondforever08
    @desmondforever08 3 роки тому +2

    Literally teared up when Charlie stood up for bella at graduation 🥺🥺

  • @smoldoodlebby634
    @smoldoodlebby634 4 роки тому +277

    Me when Stephenie writes Jacob into a nice guy: Look how they've massacred my boy :'(

  • @villainessy
    @villainessy 4 роки тому +1286

    I was 9 when the first twilight movie came out. I was Team Jacob because he was better looking and they looked like they had more fun together, plus giant wolf was really cool and also fluffy and cute.
    NOW however, good god he is such a creep. LET IT GO DUDE SHE’S NOT INTO YOU. And the fact that Stephanie Meyer just wants everyone to accept and support Jake imprinting on a BABY who he intends to have a romantic relationship with when she comes of age... I mean I can understand acting as her protector/guardian, but feeling attracted to her and patiently waiting until she is 18 to act on it, yeah that’s pretty much grooming. “Oh but it’s different she ages mentally and physically faster. And it was involuntary!”
    JACOB DIDN’T KNOW HOW LONG IT WOULD TAKE HER TO REACH THAT AGE. HE WAS STILL LOOKING AT A CHILD THINKING ABOUT HOW HE’S GOING TO MARRY HER ONE DAY.
    Oh and not to mention the fact that she is still half immortal so that complicates things even more.
    You can’t just say shit like “so should I start calling you Dad now” when she looks like and behaves like 6 year old. And what’s he gonna do, end the relationship when he gets to an age where it stops being socially acceptable to be involved with (someone who resembles) an 18 year old? NoNE oF tHiS MaKeS sENsE!!!
    Meyer should’ve just left it as a guardian/protector connection, like being a Godfather to her, she didn’t have to give Jacob another romantic interest to complete his character arc.
    I’m too investing in this so I’m gonna stop now lol.

    • @SyntheticRose
      @SyntheticRose  4 роки тому +276

      Yea exactly like Stephanie works really hard to normalize what is essentially p*dophilia and it sucks bc she only did it so she could resolve her stupid love triangle. If she really wanted him to have a romantic interest (which he did not need to become a full character) she could’ve chosen Angela or Leah or made up someone entirely new! Heck she even had a bunch of vampires come over so he could’ve imprinted on any one of them and it could’ve been the first vampire-wolf imprint. Like she could’ve written anything! So why in the world would she make not one character but TWO imprint on children??? (I think qu’il ended up imprinting on like his cousin Claire? Who’s like really young, I can’t remember) it’s the weirdest decision in all of literary history

    • @littlearies3862
      @littlearies3862 4 роки тому +89

      @@SyntheticRose I think Qu'il imprinted on Claire-- were they actually cousins though o.e
      I love Meyer's work, but it really shows that she doesnt step back from it and looks for things that dont make sense or would be "wrong." Like the whole Edward watching Bella sleep thing and how imprinting was done.

    • @SyntheticRose
      @SyntheticRose  4 роки тому +125

      @@littlearies3862 Meyer is really talented at world building, like her supernatural lore is fascinating but when it comes to her characters there are all sorts of taboos that she crosses while still trying to remain pure.
      Like edwards insistence on marriage before sex is just a classic christian value but it's okay for him to break into her house and watch her sleep? It's okay for carlisle to change rosalie w/o her consent cuz he wanted a wife for edward??
      In her other book The Host there is ALL SORTS of non con or dub con bc both male leads kiss the main character without her consent at some point. The ideas for the worlds she creates are so interesting but these weird themes keep cropping up in her characters and I don't understand why.

    • @littlearies3862
      @littlearies3862 4 роки тому +44

      @@SyntheticRose Same. Though I kind of get how it can happen-- sometimes you want a character to do something "bad" but still make them a likeable character. Sometimes one forgets to show that the action was bad past the basic "I rEgReT mY aCtIoNs." thing. As a writer, I do it a lot. Especially with my >BDSM< oneshots, they can sometimes run across as abusive at some points if Im not careful.
      Thats why I feel like Meyer forgets to reread her work and look at it critically. Which is why I personally think she needs beta readers and an editor who would work on things like that with her. But thats not my call to make.

    • @jamescharles6646
      @jamescharles6646 3 роки тому +14

      Kari dude and then I looked it up and they said he would be a brother figure LIKE WTF INCEST MUCH TWILIGHT

  • @jadestantial6271
    @jadestantial6271 3 роки тому +3

    1:34 she rlly did my man jasper like that

  • @calliahehehe5051
    @calliahehehe5051 2 роки тому +3

    “He’s like the most dangerous disco ball ever” LMAOOOOO

  • @crazy4myself857
    @crazy4myself857 4 роки тому +215

    I feel like we have the same energy and we’d just connect

  • @brunadalexandre
    @brunadalexandre 4 роки тому +142

    "he's the most dangerous disco ball in the word" I can't I really can't 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @entropiii
    @entropiii 3 роки тому +3

    5:50 FEDORA JACOB I CANT

  • @sierrajade538
    @sierrajade538 Рік тому +1

    every three months I come back and binge all of these, so thank you lmao

  • @brooklynaaliyah4483
    @brooklynaaliyah4483 4 роки тому +660

    Yo during the scene in 6:43 i never really noticed it as a kid but honestly? My respect for Edward just went up a whole lot more "Well let me give you a clue, wait for HER to say the words!" I honestly wish more ppl (both guys & girls) would understand this concept, even if someone seems confused that doesn't just give you free reign to try and decide what they want for them, if they say something like "Im not sure right now so im gonna say no" then just leave it at that, if someone is unsure of what they want/ what they are doing with a person (relationship wise or sexual) then that means that they are in no position to be guided into a relationship/action by you, you can't just go "oh so if you don't know what you want right now then we can just try abc or do xyz" or "ill just wait till you say your ready for me" (that last quotation would be in the situation that someone says no/they don't wanna and the other party is like oh ill wait then, which is basicly like trying to wait someone out in hopes that they'll eventually cave and say yes) anyways now im ranting but yea i thought about that

    • @Tasha22Bella
      @Tasha22Bella 3 роки тому +10

      Preach on it 🙌👏

    • @ArtsykatDCH
      @ArtsykatDCH 3 роки тому +11

      EXACTLY. EVERYONE SHOULD LEARN THIS. it would save the person from so much emotional manipulation

    • @sazaelav
      @sazaelav 3 роки тому +7

      PERIOD #TEAM EDWARD FO EVA

    • @maddieandsummer4402
      @maddieandsummer4402 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah ur right jacob needs to take a hint like she dont like u bro move on and just because im team jacob it doesnt mean imma defend him in every situation even when he did something wrong. Like he needs to respect her decision but im still team jacob either way.

  • @somebodyiguess6448
    @somebodyiguess6448 4 роки тому +197

    Freaking little Booboo Stuart has me WEAK hes so ADORAAAAAABLLLLLEEEE

  • @jilliankolibas1106
    @jilliankolibas1106 3 роки тому +6

    “philosophy majors found wigless after this roast” I died

  • @thetallestwallflower
    @thetallestwallflower 3 роки тому +2

    4:23 lol his expression here cracks me up

  • @villainessy
    @villainessy 4 роки тому +863

    We all love to criticize and clown on this series, but at the end of the day we’re all suckers for twilight (no pun intended).

  • @godcomplex2035
    @godcomplex2035 4 роки тому +156

    "Major in philosophy, because there's no way to turn that into a job!"
    Little did she know that when the cullens moved, (best boy)Jasper majored in philosophy.
    Thats your fun twilight fact for the day,,!

    • @godcomplex2035
      @godcomplex2035 4 роки тому +3

      Or maybe Seth was best boy...?
      Who knows?

  • @milkjugjugglermate7994
    @milkjugjugglermate7994 2 роки тому +2

    edwards side burns were lowkey the scariest things here

  • @sashasilva7066
    @sashasilva7066 3 роки тому +3

    I always come back to this accounts twilight edits because they literally cure my depressive episodes lmaoooo

  • @skeltra
    @skeltra 4 роки тому +157

    "He's the most dangerous disco ball in the world" that's my favourite line in the world 😂😌

  • @teodoramaria8424
    @teodoramaria8424 4 роки тому +88

    6:50 Dude could take his own advice with the whole watching Bella in her sleep thing but I still stan that scene

  • @ashleynicoledickerson8844
    @ashleynicoledickerson8844 3 роки тому +1

    Everything about 4:49 - 5:21 just made my heart SWELL!!! Seth is too good for this world

  • @BecauseIsaidso107
    @BecauseIsaidso107 Рік тому

    0:30 The Volturi
    Still love capes despite Edna Mode's warnings
    Had me laughter through the entire video!! Love your vids!!