New Moon bam boom b*tch the sequel
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- Опубліковано 1 тра 2020
- I can't thank you guys enough for all the love and support you've shown for my series! I appreciate you all so much! There's so many people who genuinely love twilight and you're all so funny too, I can't believe so many of you enjoy my videos. I have plans to make edits for each movie as soon as I can get copies of them. Until then please go to tumblr to check out the full fledged Twilight Renaissance in all its glory!
EDIT As some of you may know I had a little issue getting this video up. It was blocked for 83% of y'all. I think that's because it was a 20 min long video tho. So I split the video in two and re-uploded it. Hopefully everyone can see it now!
For those who live in countries where all my videos are blocked though, I will try to see if I can make a google drive so you can see them too. Please keep a look out on the community tab for updates! :)
[Footage]
00:32 - Parks and Recreation (Leslie falls into the pit)
01:21 & 8:57 - some of mark lee's most iconic quotes
• some of mark lee's mos...
2:03 - You Could Stop at Five or Six Stores
2:49 - BM and the Big Tiddie Committee
• BM and the Big Tiddie ...
3:14 - Alyssa Edwards Best Funniest moments
• Alyssa Edwards Best/Fu...
3:27 - "Buzzfeed Unsolved The Harrowing Hunt for Big Foot"
3:45 - "Buzzfeed Unsolved 3 Bizarre Cases of Alien Abduction"
5:43 - Cody and Noel play Love Island
7:08 - Kurtis Conner "The Country Girls of Tik Tok"
7:45 & 11:48 - Pretty Much It "Watching all of Twilight"
8:34 - Dr. Phil meme
9:05 - Unraveled "I wasted 3 weeks of my life finding Castlevania's hottest monster"
[Music]
00:02 - Friends theme song
00:19 - Big Time Rush theme song
00:27 - iLOVEFRiDAY "crack head juul anthem"
1:12 - Flo Milli "Beef FloMix"
1:37 - Careless Whisper (meme version)
• Send this to your crus...
2:09 - Mii channel music
2:37 - Lana Del Rey "Young and Beautiful" (SaMo remix)
3:34 - Scooby Doo theme song (Dope Island Remix)
4:29 - Nicki Minaj "Big Bank"
5:03 - Wii Shop Channel
6:49 - Yes "Roundabout"
8:12 - S.O.S Band "Take Your Time Do It Right"
10:18 - Baby Shark (Korean vers)
10:35 - Freddie Dredd "Cha Cha"
10:40 - Lizzo "Boys" - Розваги
i died when jacob said “you’ve been lying to everyone. charlie....” like is that all?🤣🤣🤣
Olivia Lippold CHARLIE IS EVERYONE. HE IS ALL THAT MATTERS!!! Poor guy.
LMAOO they always did that in the movie when alice ask bella why she jump off that cliff, she later said "if u die everyone will miss u. Charlie..." like that's it, charlie is everyone😂😂
bella social skills exposed
it's cause she doesn't talk to her friends hardly LOOOL
LOOOL THIS LINE IS EVERYTHING
the himbo energy is strong in emmett and jacob, but for some reason i still feel like they're on opposite ends of the himbo spectrum
“The himbo spectrum”😂 someone draw a diagram please!
How is this such a good analysis?
Emmet is matured. Jacob isnt.
idk what a himbo is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask
jimin is a fairy lol a himbo is a man who is really beefy and strong and has no brain cells but is super sweet/kind so for ex - Thor odinson is king of the himbos
Ah yes, Jacob and Bella, our two favorite bisexual stoners, with the occasional appearance of edgy vampire ghost man.
That’s the best head cannon lol
Underrated *comment
Me: *having to pause every second cause I read slow*
Me too 😅😅😅
Anisa Covarrubias Same lmao
SAAME
ME TOO BRO
girl saame! every time!!
Sam asking me to jump off a cliff :
Me : ay yo looks like I’m going for a swim
as a tik tok stan, i see you, we see each other hahaha
Synthetic Rose lmao
This comment sent me
This comment is everything!!!!!!!! 😭😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Literally same!!!
WAIT HE WAS 16 AT THE TIME?! I had no idea
Yessss😂😂😂
@@aleefah i thought he was like 20 or something
Literally me niether i thought he was like 19 or 20
filming for eclipse was in 2009 so there is a chance that taylor was 17 and kristen was 19 when they kissed.
@@savanna8103 yas! And also “Jacob” is 17 and younger than Bella😄
"are you trying to get yourself killed"
_only a little bit_
oH MY GOD WHAT A MOOD LMAO
Just the "little death" lol 😂
Bella walked so Gen Z could run lol
@@lu-cthecynical LA PETITE MORT!? True xD
@@thehazelnut5180 strut
8:50 "tHerE's mOrE eMoTion oN a 2009 cGi WoLf than ALL of DisNey's ThE liOn KiNg ReMaKe" GIRL LMAO, THE TEA SPILLED 😂
These are the only thing keeping me sane rn
KENZIE same 😂
big ass mood its unhealthy
Omg same.
I’m crying because this is so true 😭😂
we gotta give Jacob some credit. mans tried hard as hell to be with Bella
Why not Kevin? Original simp
Bxllxs who’s kevin
And she just used him and tossed him aside. She can HAVE Edward as long as Jacob is still available. I would like to shoot my shot please.
Oh and screw resume she was hella creepy and that plot had me cunfuzzled.
AlwaysAnnoyed Forever RESUME 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bxllxs 😂😂😂
I’m just trying to comprehend why they name a fake movie “Face Punch” 😂😂
Sarah Hicks XD
I’m now convinced Community made reference to this in Kick Puncher, even though I know it’s a Robocop reference, but it’s too hilarious and too much of a coincidence for them to not just say “fuck it, New Moon called their fake movie Face Punch, we’ll call ours KICK PUNCHER!”
Eric's interpretation to Mike didn't help me understand it much better 😂
and why face punch? Why not gut punch or brain punch or even fist punch..??? someone help us over here.. 😂😂😂
I'm almost 100% sure they improvised that whole scene and kept it because they were too lazy to do anything about it
And love backwards is love 😭💀
Bella taking down notes as she watches those people jump off a cliff: 👀✍
✍🏻jumping✍🏻off✍🏻cliff✍🏻brings✍🏻rush✍🏻
i love how we’re all just reliving our twilight phase during quarantine. i’m just glad i’m not the only me 😂😂😂
I just read on Instagram that this quarantine is so stressful for people that everyone is going back to old patterns and behaviors that made us feel comfortable or gave us a safe place in the past in order to be less anxious about the future I'm 👁️👄👁️
Knowing Jacob is 16 and me being 19 is making these movies way weirder than they used to be. I barely consider myself mature, but 16 year olds are like babies to me now.
Yeah im in my 20s now but when i hit 18, everything felt different in that regard. I feel nervous talking to anyone 17 or younger and its only gotten worse lmao. Especially when im chatting with people online in video games. It will randomly hit me and im like “omg im not a teen i need to be careful with my words”. Suddenly teens become kids that you want to protect. Its good tho. It means youre a good person
When she was on the motorcycle, eduardo was like “stop, get some help”
eduardo AHAHAHAHAHA GOD
EDUARDO😭
EDUARDO 😭
This is the most ambitious crossover event in history: Unsolved, Twilight, & Kpop
AND JENNA JULIEN. mind blown.
@@jesslyn8917 lol
6:34
IM DEADDD "you've been lying to everyone! charlie....."
aj basc HHAHAAHAA
Listen, I’m a grown man, I never liked Twilight (but wasn’t exactly spiteful towards it) and only watched it with my little sister for her benefit. Now watching this, I’m kinda remembering it wasn’t as bad as I thought it was, and this shit is hella funny
Listen, I’m 25 and my lil bro watches these moves with me. I love him for it.
When I was a teenager, my dad would watch these movies and insist that it was “father daughter quality time”
I was up in my room while this was happening.
@@fortunatecookie damn that is so awesome. I bet your dad loved bella's dad.
I re watched it with mom. While I was grieving over old twilight nostalgia she said we will rewatch it again.
My heart.
Youve been lying to everyone
Charlie. .
😂😂
Bella: about to do something stupid
Edward: appears
Edward: Bella stop, dont do this.
Bella: 👀
👄 **does it anyways**
Hardcore flashbacks to when my poor mom dragged me to see this movie and everybody else in the theater screeched like hyenas when Jacob took his shirt off
Omg... now would you call this hilarious memory or trauma?
@@skyhope5105 I'd say it's trauma
WOAH HOLD UP.... THIS MANS WAS 16 WHEN FILMING????? my whole life is a lie I had to look it up to see if that was true... it is...
It kinda makes sense because he was younger than Bella in the book, and I think she was a senior in the 2nd book. But still, they're clearly sexualizing a minor on screen and it makes me totally uncomfortable.
No one:
Me: **still viciously cackling over the “I’m gonna munch, I’m gonna crunch” edit from the last video**
😂😂😂 that got me bad...
i looked up that scene just so I could think 'im gonna monch, im gonna crunch' while watching it
Everyday on school: *many girls having period *
jasper: ok
bella: * has one little drop of blood*
jasper: *freaks out *
“I am going to throw myself into the sea” WHEN I TELL YOU I SCREAMED
Movie night with Bellaaaaa 😂😂
Lol Jess seemed so petty there
this editing and humor is just... immaculate. i don't know if i've ever laughed so hard at a youtube video
The "it's a wolf thing" is sending me more than it shouldSHDHWDJS the wolf pack deserved way more screen time
I literally wanna have a friend who would watch this with me. Who is volunteering?
I volunteer as tribute✋😂
I volunteer 😂
@@always_tired3017 I volunteer
I’ll do it!!! I haven’t watched these movies since I was 12. Quarantine is bringing the cringe back
Anna BelskAya meeee
until recently i had no idea taylor lautner was underage for this role.. its absolutely insane the way he was treated. anyway another awesome vid! loved the parts w bella's hs friends lol
Wait, I'm late. What do you mean?
He was 16 when this movie was filmed
@@frogitude3106 I was thinking more in the vein of mistreatment behind the scenes, but I'm realizing you probably meant the over-sexualization. Both sucky.
Tosin Akin how was he treated?
@@jasem2702 In terms of general treatment, I'm not sure. That was what I hoped the op would talk more about. The over-sexualization refers to the gratuitous shirtless scenes he had, as well as the general way his character was portrayed, despite the actor being a minor at the time of filming.
I remember hearing that they were actually going to drop Taylor because he didn't meet the physical description of Jacob in the books. I never read them, but apparently he was supposed to be like 6'4 and super buff, use Jason Momoa as a comparison. They were planning on recasting him like Victoria eventually would be. However, Taylor was determined to keep his role, so he beefed up and proved he was worthy of keeping his spot.
So I’m not the only one who has had the urge to watch all the twilights for like the past month
...Jacob was 16 in this movie? Now I feel gross af for drooling over him😭 (I'm 19 now so it just feels really weird lmao)
The 15 year olds are screaming tho
MilkyTV i’m 15😏💖✨😈
MiMi Hill 🚓
@@clementines3322 I've been watching twilight since I was 14... I thought jacob was like 20 this whole time
Taylor was 17 when filming New Moon but still wtf. How is it that teenage americans look so much more adult than others??
2:49-actually. Taylor said that the producers were going to cut him cuz he wasn’t bulky and they were going to go with someone else. So during that summer, he worked out for that role and got to keep it. They didn’t force him, he chose to bulk up to keep the role. I’ve also loved him since his role as Sharkboy in Sharkboy and Lava Girl
True I guess they didn’t technically “force” him but like it’s sucks that this was officially his role but suddenly they were in talks of firing him cuz his body wasn’t good enough. Like that’s not a healthy environment for a 16 year old to be in ya know?
@@SyntheticRose that is true but I was around 14 at that time so I definitely didn't mind the body image as I do now.
Of course they didn't force him into anything, they only told him he'd lose his job since he wasn't buff, lololol
*I really hope you can sense my sarcasm, it was almost a form of gaslighting*
Not that I'm not glad he stayed, he did an amazing job and I love him as a person in general; hell, maybe the producers themselves didn't realize the way their words would affect a child going through their most insecure years, but still.
It wasn't really a body shaming issue thing, The character description went from normal teenager to buff 25 year old nearly over night, pretty much verbatim from the book. It's not like they had a much of a choice...
"guess the wolf's outta the bag" IS HANDS DOWN THE BEST LINE IN CINEMA HISTORY
Why is Jacob going up Bella’s window speeded up so funny😂😭
Taylor Lautner was 16? That’s so weird, especially considering that they could’ve gotten away with casting an adult (in the books it was explained that since he was a werewolf he had the body of a fully grown man)
Yup he had the body of a 25 year old because becoming a werewolf speed up your body's matury if you're young.
Huh, isn't it ironic that the one time that is it okay to cast an adult to play as a teen they don't do it
He was 17 while filming
they were going to recast him because of the "buff up" but he wanted to keep the role, so he chose to bulk up for the film to keep his role.
the yeehaw part got me dead ALSO THE ENDING WITH JULIEN WAS AMAZING
"It don't bite". Cut to father Sam protecting his kids
you are single handedly resurrecting the whole twilight fandom bless you
That’s so sweet of you to say💕 but the twilight renaissance is going really strong on tumblr, you should check it out!
5:20 Christ I don't remember the dialogue here being so painful
I skipped that part it was just so goddamn awkward
I rEELED WHEN I SAW JULIEN IN THE BONUS MEMES I DID NOT EXPECT THAT AND I SPAT OUT MY SOUL LAUGHING THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MAKING THESE VIDEOS I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THEM
YEE YEE has me suffocating, give me a warning next time 😂😂💀
6:20 yall.... i haven't seen this movie and when she said that, I SCREAMED-
I refuse to believe Taylor was 15 when this was filmed..... he’s two years older than me but it makes me feel weird re watching this and wishing Taylor would run shirtless into a forest for me 🙃🥴
But now we know why Bella kept pointing out Jake is younger than her 😂
im living for all the nct bits sprinkled throughout lol
Samantha Castillo nctzen🙌🏿
God i can't be more grateful for this twilight renaissance right now.
Bruh I finally found a UA-camr with all of the same interests as me and sense of humor 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I’m emotional. Please keep making these videos to get through quarantine
these are the only thing thats keeping me from ending it all thank you
egg ❤️
Pls don’t follow in humpty dumpty’s foot steps egg🥺
❤️
legendary. don't stop
my jasper hale crush: reignited
me waiting for riley biers clips from eclipse: 😃
my jasper hale crush:
learning that jasper was a confederate soldier: *shattered*
me to my family: ok, my classes are starting
what i’m actually doing: *get out of the comment section and watch the gosh dang beauty Synthetic Rose has made us*
10:39 just made life a little more livable.
embry call is THE best character and you cannot change my mind 😤🤷🏼♀️
The only quarantine content we Twilight fangirls need right now. 😂
1:23 that cup of coffee with foreign swaggers reference 😂😭
I'm so glad someone else gets the "its a wolf thing" thing 😂😂😂💀
Mark: it's so high it's like my grades.
" look how tall that is, its high like my grades..." an iconic line from mark lee
"Honey, you've got a big storm comin'."
*thonk*
Me: *thrashing with laughter at 2am*
The inclusion of Shane and Ruan is just PURE GOLD OH MY GOD I WAS DYING
I just found your Twilight videos yesterday and subscribed to make sure I don’t miss any of these.
Lara J. Same😂
These Twilight videos are what’s keeping me alive right now 😂
"You've been lying to everyone... Charlie" fucking gets me EVERY time
Lowkey, Julien made a great Victoria! 😂 "WHO YOU FIGHTING?!" 🤣
NOT THE MARK QUOTE AT 1:21 IM DYING FJDNDJJD
Edward looks like an arts and crafts project with all that glitters 👀
I just spent the last 10mins laughing at that "come and get a tAAAAAste"
5:41 I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THIS OMGGGGG HAHA
I love how even while watching Twilight crack I can’t escape from NCT xD
Vincent van Gogh honestly 😂
Same lolol
well guess i'm gonna have to go rewatch all the movies now
I wanna be friends with the person who made this masterpiece
Me too omfg
I see your a woman of culture as well
*you’re
The thing that I'm wondering is, how are Jacob and the pack so tanned when they lives in fOrKS 😂😂
Oh my 😂😂😂
to quote the obvious “it’s a wolf thing”
Possible really strong native American genes
It sounds like someone doesn’t know their genetics. That’s like asking how a black person would be, “tan” in Forks. It’s called genetics and pigmentation.
wouldn’t being a wolf apart of their genetics too?
''It's so high it's like my grades''
I love u for including that lmao
10:24 I SCREAMED U DIDNT JUST-
Imagine this: It's 2009, you and your friends went out to the cinema to watch New Moon. You're waiting for the movie to start, the suspense is killing you... and then it starts.... a compilation of all these New Moon edits.... cinematic masterpiece.
10:30 you have officially killed me
7:06 😂😂 am freaking dying my family does this but with whistling 😗☠️😂😂
I totally forgot how awkward the movies where geezus... I had to pause the vid every couple of minutes to just recollect myself hahaha
I CANT BREATHE!! when i saw “as much as i adore ol man toddies” i died.
please never stop making these i’m so dead 💀
yay! I finally got the video up!
I think it got blocked before because it was nearly 20 minutes long.
I edited it into 2 parts so I'll be uploading the second part of the original video later :)
As usual all songs and time codes are in the description✨🌸
Synthetic Rose Beautiful 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Please please please promise you'll try to make these vids for every movie I love them
You made my life better
It might be cuz of copyright usually when you post content from a movie or tv show your allowed to post about 10 min before they block the video
So glad you got it to work!!!! 😁😁😁
✨”It’s a wolf thing.”✨
I still watch these in 2024, it’s that good
7:11 has me crying ahahahahaa
Now I can’t even watch the movies without thinking about these videos 😂
I’m so glad I’m not the only person that absolutely loves the Bella underwater scene. The way it’s shot, the music, how she kinda reaches out to him when she’s being pulled to safety. It’s just chef’s kiss!
I’ve literally never seen a twilight movie before but these are so funny? Like I’ve been watching twilight edits for the past hours they’re so good
you had me wheezing the whole time 💀🤣
I CANT WITH THE MARK CLIP I DID NOT EXPECT THAT
I screamed at "Alice Cullen: Parkour Stunt Queen"
9:45 you can hate twilight all you want but one thing we can all agree on, this scene is amazing. it's my literal favorite out of all the movies.
your edits are PERFECT and I've been laughing so much with them. i even rewatched thesaga
that waves scene with that surfer interview audio had me hollering
When you hit me with shark boy I wheezed so hard. Don't do me like that I can't handle it xD
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING AB MARK LEE AT 1:20 😭😭😭
omg We love a timely queen I had just seen all of your stuff getting sad there wasn't enough and you uploaded
It’s serendipity 🌸
no one:
not a single soul:
BM: tiDDIES?
(i love all ur kpop references hehe
1:20 a wild Mark Lee appreciating his watermelon juice appears
i am in school watching this for my study hall and then the jasper cowboy jokes happen and i BURST out laughing