Dragon age: Inquistion - Funny Moments Part 2

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  • @isabellagb256
    @isabellagb256 6 років тому +1597

    "Take this gift. In the absence of light, shadows thrive"
    (dissolves into thin air)
    Bull: *ThE FuCK???*

    • @CassieJadeCelosia
      @CassieJadeCelosia 3 роки тому +64

      I took Solas and Iron Bull and thanks to Solas never heard that awesome line.
      Needless to say I was upset.

    • @DCInSomnia
      @DCInSomnia 3 роки тому +31

      This lane made my laugh so hard, i dont know why

    • @MrVidman14
      @MrVidman14 3 роки тому +32

      @@DCInSomnia it’s probably the timing and delivery combined with Bulls voice

    • @Crunkles1119
      @Crunkles1119 2 роки тому +6

      I laugh every time

    • @justsomebread8646
      @justsomebread8646 2 роки тому +1

      I tried finding this again xD Time stamp?

  • @namelessqueen2949
    @namelessqueen2949 7 років тому +3163

    "Mountains. Cold. Let's bring Dorian!"
    Damn it, cracks me every time 😂😂😂

    • @eccoeco3454
      @eccoeco3454 5 років тому +23

      I love It 😂

    • @thatcitrusfriend6234
      @thatcitrusfriend6234 5 років тому +111

      And that's why we ALWAYS bring Dorian!

    • @glowhoo9226
      @glowhoo9226 4 роки тому +75

      Dorian is by far one of my top 3 favorite companions.

    • @AgosBuffy
      @AgosBuffy 4 роки тому +10

      I love Dorian so much...

    • @_idkmaxxy759
      @_idkmaxxy759 4 роки тому +13

      I saw this line and making him a winter mage because of it... no regrets

  • @Victuris
    @Victuris 5 років тому +1245

    "You could have been called the Iron Dragon"
    **Existential crysis from Bull**

    • @okami_eddy
      @okami_eddy 4 роки тому +31

      I dunno. I'm not seeing the appeal of naming yourself after a mediocre Cedar Point roller coaster.

    • @thefiresworddragon927
      @thefiresworddragon927 3 роки тому +19

      @@okami_eddy You would be called Dragon. Being called Dragon in a fantasy setting is big.

    • @aukima771
      @aukima771 4 місяці тому +2

      Nice detail that Cole calls him "the iron bull". He likes the The

  • @jeidyn9786
    @jeidyn9786 7 років тому +3304

    Blackwall: Hey Cole, say something interesting
    Cole: Something interesting
    Blackwall: Yes I deserved that one

    • @fragrantwinter8233
      @fragrantwinter8233 6 років тому +62

      Joshyjay Suan Cole always was very literal.

    • @zevraluna1899
      @zevraluna1899 5 років тому +46

      Reverse dad card.

    • @TKGaming7750
      @TKGaming7750 4 роки тому +33

      @@fragrantwinter8233 Cole was both spooky and funny. And smart, too, with what he does at Skyhold to help everyone, what with the mints and cheese and cobawebs

    • @aslightidiot
      @aslightidiot 3 роки тому +10

      @@TKGaming7750 noo, I'm not a wooden duck

  • @helloyesiammillie
    @helloyesiammillie 5 років тому +1059

    The clever, wise, and Fade-delving Solas:
    "Ass."

    • @Vale-fd4pk
      @Vale-fd4pk 4 роки тому +68

      I mean in retrospective those discussions became even more hilarious.

    • @SchwarzerRacheengel5
      @SchwarzerRacheengel5 3 роки тому +32

      @@Vale-fd4pk yes, right? When you Play trespasser and then meet Solas, who appears as high and mighty dread Wolf... And then you remember such conversations. How can you take him seriously?? 😂😂

    • @damienmitchell3104
      @damienmitchell3104 Рік тому +19

      it humanized him. that he is as he has even said not better than anyone else

    • @gzapray7203
      @gzapray7203 9 місяців тому +3

      NOW WHO'S TWELVE??

  • @msmarie4734
    @msmarie4734 7 років тому +1357

    "I always have trouble finding virgins. Oh wait, there's one." LMAO COLE

  • @locktock9
    @locktock9 7 років тому +3691

    I like dragon age, it sort of allows you to pretend you can have friends or/and family. its good to pretend.

    • @heathercastle3858
      @heathercastle3858 5 років тому +352

      I’m your friend now, go eat food and take a nap you make me worry

    • @Enraged_Sandal
      @Enraged_Sandal 5 років тому +144

      I know it's a year old comment, but I feel you man.

    • @sporkinstien6571
      @sporkinstien6571 5 років тому +58

      Dude one of the naruto fighting games is like that. After you beat it you can send messages to characters from the show and they send some to you.

    • @LaDivinaLover
      @LaDivinaLover 5 років тому +26

      I FEEEEEELLL THIS SO HARD!!! 😭

    • @funnyferret6064
      @funnyferret6064 4 роки тому +71

      Also let’s you pretend you have romance!

  • @serballista
    @serballista 6 років тому +885

    the fuck?
    ~Iron 🅱oi

  • @CelestialDraconis
    @CelestialDraconis 8 років тому +2424

    Cassandra's "Disgusted Noise" is DA Inquisition in a nut shell.

    • @okami_eddy
      @okami_eddy 8 років тому +105

      ...But the game is good.

    • @CelestialDraconis
      @CelestialDraconis 8 років тому +341

      No, that's not what I meant. It's a great game. It's just, shit happens so much. Corypheus is trying to fk up the world, red templars and mages can't keep their shit together. Solas and his elven glory. And I'm just sittin here roll'n my eyes while I have to clean up everyone's mess. It's hilarious.

    • @okami_eddy
      @okami_eddy 8 років тому +44

      Anarchy Templar Ah, now that make sense. That is headache inducing.

    • @andrewpj7
      @andrewpj7 7 років тому +123

      "well... shit" should have the better choice of word with so much things that the inquisition have to deal with

    • @legionarmy1
      @legionarmy1 6 років тому +20

      Don’t get me wrong I love inquisition but origins will always be my favorite game of the dragon age series being a grey warden was so cool I wish they remastered origins for the ps4/ Xbox one

  • @goodisgood153
    @goodisgood153 7 років тому +1869

    I love how the iron bull is setting up Cole to get laid only for him to fix the deepest hurt of that girl lol

    • @fragrantwinter8233
      @fragrantwinter8233 6 років тому +140

      goodisgood153 *shrugs* It’s just what Cole does.

    • @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
      @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 5 років тому +88

      He does get with the Bard in the Dlc depending on your choices

    • @lonewarden8641
      @lonewarden8641 4 роки тому +5

      A ridiculously gay guy don’t they have a kid Canonically?

    • @sarahjackson5818
      @sarahjackson5818 4 роки тому +15

      Does anyone think Cole is Castiel and The Iron Bull being Dean from supernatural? Like when Dean takes Castiel to see a prostitution’s home?

    • @luckypunfire6263
      @luckypunfire6263 4 роки тому +14

      That is *exactly* what I was thinking that situation reminded me of!

  • @leigh1054
    @leigh1054 7 років тому +2250

    Cole: You knife is big
    Blackwall: (laughs) Its a sword...
    Cole: yours is bigger than mine
    Blackwall: And now you've made it awkward...

    • @MzGeisha
      @MzGeisha 6 років тому +51

      That Was my Favorite One LMAO!

    • @ZlyLudekPL
      @ZlyLudekPL 3 роки тому +18

      Im a few years late but that muffled laughter makes me lose my shit

    • @michaelsuiter6426
      @michaelsuiter6426 3 роки тому +2

      This is the best line in the game

    • @Starchaser38
      @Starchaser38 2 роки тому +14

      I'm still a little sad that a two-handed warrior Inquisitor won't say "Mine's bigger" in the end :D

    • @daztora
      @daztora Рік тому

      I almost feel that snicker was done by the VA during the session and they just left it in, at least I hope that's the case.

  • @Gushli
    @Gushli 8 років тому +1175

    oh my god the idle chat between party members has always been my favorite thing in the dragon age series

    • @JennTheDerp
      @JennTheDerp 7 місяців тому +1

      Same here and inquisition has some of my favorite

  • @oof1664
    @oof1664 7 років тому +824

    "12. The number I was thinking of was 12"
    Cole is so precious

    • @scp--297
      @scp--297 7 років тому +6

      Corrine Eide
      So true.

    • @rokkfel4999
      @rokkfel4999 5 років тому +3

      Also kinda creepy ..in a goodway

    • @bethkrager6529
      @bethkrager6529 5 років тому +21

      Not to mention the moment he described is when Bull met Krem.

    • @NokrisTheEnbyKittyboi
      @NokrisTheEnbyKittyboi 4 роки тому +16

      Beth Krager yes, I wonder how many people actually understood what that moment was when they first heard it? I love hearing bits of bulls past and feelings from cole

    • @radical9799
      @radical9799 4 роки тому

      12 years old Xd

  • @JPBO
    @JPBO 8 років тому +1095

    "Well you couldn't find Hawke" low blow there Varric XD

  • @ThuyCawlEemThaBlaydRunna
    @ThuyCawlEemThaBlaydRunna 7 років тому +485

    That elven character goes so well with the sarcastic dialogue XD

  • @josephscherer729
    @josephscherer729 7 років тому +700

    "Are things that bad?"
    "Oh."

    • @Pfisiar22
      @Pfisiar22 6 років тому +42

      well, shit.

    • @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
      @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 4 роки тому +11

      That's the whole game in a nutshell,everyone keeps fucking shit up,Coryphwhatever his name was,Mages ,templars ,Solas and his "eleven glory" ,dark spawn,demons and all of that other bullshit

    • @88marome
      @88marome 3 роки тому +1

      Yep😂

  • @hufflepuffler2575
    @hufflepuffler2575 6 років тому +250

    " cole the wooden duck i found on my bed, was that you? "
    " nnnnnooo I'm not a wooden duck..."
    Cole....your just too precious for this world

  • @chongshingfang976
    @chongshingfang976 7 років тому +750

    *Squeaks affirmatively*
    *Squeaks deferentially*
    *Squeaks regally*
    This is the best

  • @Goldendroid
    @Goldendroid 8 років тому +2171

    I don't know about most people here but I was very engrossed by the chess match between Solas and Bull

    • @MrAllofyourbase
      @MrAllofyourbase 8 років тому +159

      I was kinda on the edge of my seat for the whole thing the whole way through the video.
      Probably - almost certainly - intentional on the part of the uploader, honestly.

    • @nitehawk86
      @nitehawk86 8 років тому +221

      The game they play is called "The Immortal Game". It is one of the most famous chess games in history.

    • @sanablue
      @sanablue 8 років тому +67

      Whait, so that particular game has a name? A match of chess with a name? Now, thats funny... O.o

    • @nitehawk86
      @nitehawk86 8 років тому +110

      A few of the most famous chess matches in history have names. Look at some of Paul Morphey's games, they are amazing at how he just goes on the offensive and annihilates everyone.

    • @occultcenturion1131
      @occultcenturion1131 8 років тому +20

      Goldendroid I thought that was both intriguing and funny as hell at the same time.

  • @MonumentToSin
    @MonumentToSin 7 років тому +2561

    "I should really stop offering virgins. Everyone always chooses them and I can never find any." HAHAHAHA #demonprobs

  • @alexc119
    @alexc119 8 років тому +1781

    "someone fetch me a fainting couch"
    I love you Vivienne

    • @GrandAngel8000
      @GrandAngel8000 8 років тому +109

      I'd love her too ... if it weren't for the fact that everything she does is all for the "Game", making her seem way too fake for me.

    • @John-Stark
      @John-Stark 7 років тому +13

      that's the Nobles trying to go Klingon (Kill one take there place)

    • @pennychristopoulos4944
      @pennychristopoulos4944 5 років тому +17

      I like her too. I especially liked that I could kill through the game with an all female team.

    • @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
      @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 5 років тому +46

      I want to like her but she was an asshole to Cole , No one should be an asshole to Cole

    • @kaasmaster8892
      @kaasmaster8892 5 років тому +13

      @@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou cole is an adorable little puppy

  • @lukesguywalker
    @lukesguywalker 8 років тому +682

    "Demons shit up everything." LMFAO that's a summary of the game.

    • @varric
      @varric 5 років тому +7

      Darkspawn shit up everything = summary of DAO.
      Blood Mages and Templars shit up everything = summary of DA2.

    • @linkholder
      @linkholder 5 років тому +2

      @@varric more like Your Choices don't do shit ~DA2

    • @varric
      @varric 5 років тому

      @@linkholder More like: Hawke sucks...

    • @gzapray7203
      @gzapray7203 2 роки тому

      @@linkholder Because you're not the only one who influences the entire conflict, FFS. Hawke is just there to at least make it less worse than it should be.

    • @gzapray7203
      @gzapray7203 7 місяців тому

      More like Chantry shit up everything.

  • @occultcenturion1131
    @occultcenturion1131 8 років тому +794

    The mental chess match between Bull and Solas is the greatest thing ever!

    • @hufflepuffler2575
      @hufflepuffler2575 6 років тому +9

      I half expected Cole to jump in tbh XD

    • @ThatSilentGuy
      @ThatSilentGuy 5 років тому +42

      It's actually a chess match existed in real world: the Immortal Game in 1851.

    • @Quantavious75
      @Quantavious75 4 роки тому +21

      Best how it starts. Solas calls him out and bull says “smug little asshole” under his breath😂

    • @mastertadakatsu
      @mastertadakatsu 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/Ky19-1fuL2U/v-deo.html

  • @Jordan-mt8uu
    @Jordan-mt8uu 4 роки тому +76

    Solas calling Blackwall an ass got me good because it's so starkingly opposite from his normal character lol

  • @ffflustered9qr
    @ffflustered9qr 7 років тому +476

    Dorian's vocal performance in his banter with Sera at about 3:25 is so good--his attempts to contain his laughter are really honest.

  • @ErzengelDesLichtes
    @ErzengelDesLichtes 5 років тому +346

    “But they’re dragon horns, not bull horns. You could have called yourself Iron Dragon!”
    “Oh... Shit. That would have been better.”

    • @okami_eddy
      @okami_eddy 4 роки тому +8

      Maybe it's just me, but I'm not seeing the appeal of naming yourself after a mediocre Cedar Point roller coaster.

    • @JennTheDerp
      @JennTheDerp 7 місяців тому

      ​@@okami_eddyshut.

  • @jadeluna5203
    @jadeluna5203 5 років тому +990

    “I spy...”
    “No.”
    “But...”
    “No.”
    “You should be good at finding things. Of course, you couldn’t find Hawke....”
    *Cassandra.exe has stopped working*

    • @violetraven8323
      @violetraven8323 4 роки тому +71

      *Afterward Cassandra makes another murder attempt against Varric*

    • @cjdziesiuta1995
      @cjdziesiuta1995 4 роки тому +50

      To this day there have been 1496921 attempts on Varric Tethras' life by Cassandra. She has not killed him.
      Yet

    • @mereenbeanz
      @mereenbeanz 4 роки тому +14

      Rebooting StabInTheBook file

    • @stars-and-clouds
      @stars-and-clouds 3 роки тому +8

      That always makes me laugh so hard in shock, can't believe he said that, varric had his shady pants on hahaha

  • @Doomin-c2m
    @Doomin-c2m 7 років тому +757

    Garrus: I had reach.. and she had flexibility
    Varric: I don't have the reach... and she lacks flexibility
    Subtle, BioWare. Subtle.

    • @klillym1461
      @klillym1461 3 роки тому +42

      Subtle 😁 like a brick to a window

    • @RawrMonstah21
      @RawrMonstah21 3 роки тому +11

      I missed that dialog like a loser because it was my first playthrough.

    • @amberadams9750
      @amberadams9750 2 роки тому +6

      I noticed 🥰 Garrus is my love 😍

    • @dannyheeley5866
      @dannyheeley5866 7 місяців тому +1

      I'm glad someone else spotted this

    • @91thewatcher23
      @91thewatcher23 6 місяців тому

      someone explain this, I didn't play DA2

  • @zz394
    @zz394 7 років тому +384

    "my arse should open up a shop! it's quite prolific"

  • @IHeartGameplay
    @IHeartGameplay 8 років тому +298

    "THE FUCK?!" How have I never herd Iron Bull say that?
    Also Varric is Garrus

    • @Shiverwar
      @Shiverwar Рік тому +2

      Varric Vakarian and Garrus Tethras.

  • @danielstephens9533
    @danielstephens9533 8 років тому +325

    "I don't have the reach, she lacks a certain flexibility."
    Bioware referencing itself. lol.

    • @neonangelo1957
      @neonangelo1957 5 років тому +1

      Daniel Stephens if i’m not there is another Me easter egg

    • @mereenbeanz
      @mereenbeanz 5 років тому +8

      @@neonangelo1957 I'm pretty sure there is a Krogan head in the trophy room of the winter palace

    • @varric
      @varric 5 років тому +14

      @@mereenbeanz It is. And in Cassandra's personal mission, before you encounter her aprentice. Also, Cullen mentions something about "calibrating" the trebuchets.

  • @TheGRAclan
    @TheGRAclan 8 років тому +258

    You gotta hand it to the writers at Bioware. They know good dialog.

  • @richardsanting8936
    @richardsanting8936 8 років тому +277

    I love how at 6:02, they are talking about someone (the inquisitor) catching cassandra's eye in a 5 foot radius while the inquisitor is invisible :>

  • @lepidopteram
    @lepidopteram 5 років тому +127

    Harding: You could increase my hazard pay
    Inquisitor: Is it that bad?
    Inquisitor: *Sees the rift in the lake*
    Inquisitor: o h.

  • @Arianith
    @Arianith 8 років тому +537

    :D I must take Cassandra with me, when i play the next time Jaws of Hakkon. Her reaction is SO FUNNY when the inquisitor starts with bear jokes :'D

    • @Arianith
      @Arianith 8 років тому +19

      +billy Siravo jr Exactly :'D

    • @alexandersturnn4530
      @alexandersturnn4530 7 років тому +65

      I had a Romance with her in my first playthrough and she was probably thinking at this scene: "Makers breath, WHY do I love this idiot?!?" XD

    • @pantalone8271
      @pantalone8271 5 років тому +1

      CherryDuck_Jess is it just cass that will react like that?

  • @Grim_Sister
    @Grim_Sister 8 років тому +319

    Ok, but consider this- Fenris being the friend Varric said got crowned as the Nug King: Both adorable AND hilarious!

    • @scp--297
      @scp--297 7 років тому +7

      GrimSister
      XD

    • @Tenshi252
      @Tenshi252 3 роки тому +6

      Assuming Fenris didn’t kill whoever tried crowning him. He is angy boy

  • @Evantrop
    @Evantrop 2 роки тому +79

    "They mock each other mercelessly but I would be lost without them"
    Thats why I love Dragon Age games.The friends I dont have in real life.

  • @preciousrodriguez7302
    @preciousrodriguez7302 8 років тому +327

    when bull said "the fuck" I lost it 😂😂😂

  • @VioletxVelvet
    @VioletxVelvet 4 місяці тому +8

    The mental chess game between Solas and Iron Bull does a good job of showcasing how the two think about achieving their goals. Bull is all about protecting his people and working as a team, while Solas is willing to sacrifice everything to achieve victory.

  • @samuraikatana1
    @samuraikatana1 8 років тому +404

    2:45 So apparently I need to start using Iron Bull.

    • @mxviii
      @mxviii 5 років тому +31

      Ive never used him in any of my play throughs, and these videos have shown me Ive made a terrible mistake

    • @isla8987
      @isla8987 5 років тому +5

      @@mxviii Me too D:

    • @GaldirEonai
      @GaldirEonai 5 років тому +9

      Unfortunately the AI is absolutely pants at using melee DPS characters until you have guard-generating masterworks on them, so he's a liability for much of the early- to midgame.

    • @carpenoctem
      @carpenoctem 4 роки тому +1

      @@GaldirEonai Don't know what you're talking about, spec iron bull with guard and he's invincible. Dagger rogues on the other hand are awful as AI.

    • @markfirestorm4967
      @markfirestorm4967 3 роки тому +5

      I dont understand how people dont use everyone at some point....must be boring just sticking with one party

  • @youtubeusername9450
    @youtubeusername9450 5 років тому +87

    “Sera’s involved? So this question will be offensive.”

  • @janx1978
    @janx1978 8 років тому +919

    "Reach and flexibility" Ha, I get it bioware.

    • @holothewisewolf2579
      @holothewisewolf2579 6 років тому +20

      Garus Vakarian

    • @simonsnowden654
      @simonsnowden654 6 років тому +81

      I don't get the joke I was too busy calibrating the engines

    • @AimeeBLoved
      @AimeeBLoved 6 років тому +47

      And now I miss Garrus...
      (jk I always miss Garrus)

    • @anavillareal2403
      @anavillareal2403 6 років тому +30

      Mandatory Mass Effect re run. It's that time of the year again

    • @wuftchan8299
      @wuftchan8299 5 років тому +1

      AHAHAHA SHUT UP!

  • @ellie7200
    @ellie7200 7 років тому +252

    "INQUISITION ROAD TRIP!"
    Now I'd like to see that

    • @GaldirEonai
      @GaldirEonai 5 років тому +13

      Half the game is "Inquisition Road Trip". Especially the DLCs :P.

    • @lonewarden8641
      @lonewarden8641 4 роки тому +13

      Class is the tired mom trying to keep her band of 8+ Disaster children in control to save the world and everyone else is like “Who wants to punch a demon In the face.”

    • @cjdziesiuta1995
      @cjdziesiuta1995 3 роки тому +2

      @@lonewarden8641 aka: Crack fanfic

  • @Veritanky
    @Veritanky 7 років тому +282

    WTF IS THIS SCENE WITH NUGS
    WTF IS THAT
    bioware
    dragon age
    i love you i really love you its done im plannign to draw almost all characters from dragon age as a forever tribute
    this game is glorious

    • @dorianmckenzie9888
      @dorianmckenzie9888 4 роки тому +2

      Did you really do it? Have a page where you posted it up or something ?

    • @AgosBuffy
      @AgosBuffy 4 роки тому +2

      @@dorianmckenzie9888 I want to know too

  • @Trainer-uh1zf
    @Trainer-uh1zf 4 дні тому +3

    I'm so amazed how Iron Bull and Solus were able to play chess in their heads while traveling miles upon miles by foot over the course of days perhaps weeks.

  • @kynsastore467
    @kynsastore467 6 років тому +116

    "I *know* what *you* get. It's like falling through a tree into custard. "Too high! Wham! Too fast! Wham! Leaves! Wham! Splat!"
    "I'm not sure which is worse, the mockery or the accuracy"
    "Eh, depends on how much rest the tree's had."
    I CAN'T BREATHE

  • @chrispanossian
    @chrispanossian 7 років тому +316

    Varric, Solas and Iron Bull have been my team for almost every playthrough. The mental chess match can take over twenty in game hours to play out. Except one time when they rushed through it in less than two.

    • @Carnage7209
      @Carnage7209 5 років тому +8

      No dorian? Shame.. 😑

    • @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
      @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 5 років тому +2

      I have two favorite teams,Cole,Iron bull and Vivienne
      And Cassandra , Dorian and Sera

    • @Carnage7209
      @Carnage7209 5 років тому +4

      @@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou vivienne? Omg why lol

    • @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
      @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 5 років тому +7

      @@Carnage7209 as much as I hate her conversations with Cole because she's being a bitch, Her conversations with Iron bull are hilarious
      Also that was my first playthrough ,so I just went with her because she looked cool I guess
      And Dorian and Sera are just delightful (Also I romanced him in my third playthrough ,So I wanted to keep him in my team)And even Cassandra has some great dialogue with Sera

    • @otakugamer6913
      @otakugamer6913 4 роки тому +1

      This is my team but I sometimes switch iron bull for Cassandra

  • @AliceValentine
    @AliceValentine 7 років тому +67

    Iron Bull going "The fuck?!" When that woman disappeared caught me off guard, I'm dying.

  • @254zero
    @254zero 8 років тому +236

    "mountains, cold, lets bring dorian" fucking hilarious

    • @scp--297
      @scp--297 7 років тому

      254zero
      Dorain is so me.

    • @gzapray7203
      @gzapray7203 Рік тому

      Dorian at Haven, Emprise du Lion or Frostback Basin be like

  • @MystMarsh
    @MystMarsh 5 років тому +60

    "In the absence of light, shadows thrive."
    "The fuck."
    That just killed me. I am dead now.

  • @OtaniNoAsagi
    @OtaniNoAsagi 8 років тому +505

    iron bull: The fuck?
    im using this XD

    • @demonangel918
      @demonangel918 8 років тому +22

      IM DYING!
      THE FUCK?!

    • @Iamthefriendlyguy
      @Iamthefriendlyguy 7 років тому +3

      Dauragon of the Boreal Valley I laughed my ass off at that part

    • @Ash-sw5vp
      @Ash-sw5vp 7 років тому +1

      i choked on my coffee omg

    • @cpresuttis
      @cpresuttis 7 років тому

      well shit

    • @scp--297
      @scp--297 7 років тому

      Dauragon of the Boreal Valley
      XD

  • @Froggiespit
    @Froggiespit 4 роки тому +40

    “That hurts Varric. That’s hurtful” kills me every time

  • @davido.1233
    @davido.1233 8 років тому +642

    I don't know about the rest of you, but when Varric says "Reach" and "Flexibility" in the same sentence, I got a Garrus Vibe!

    • @Syntheticxox
      @Syntheticxox 8 років тому +14

      Yeah made me think of Garrus

    • @elgehater
      @elgehater 8 років тому +29

      knowing bioware, probably the point :)

    • @ElijahMarkwell
      @ElijahMarkwell 8 років тому +72

      Yea that was almost certainly intentional.

    • @alexeiwebb5159
      @alexeiwebb5159 8 років тому +14

      Definitely my first thoughts. I was also reminded when Varric is talking at 27:40 about the ME3 story (no DLC ended added) vs player reaction

  • @Slackerton
    @Slackerton 6 років тому +236

    I just realized how serious and boring my playthrough was compared to this.

  • @Tahkaullus01
    @Tahkaullus01 8 років тому +275

    2:23 Like we needed anymore proof that Varric was the Garrus of Dragon Age.

    • @Aska2468
      @Aska2468 8 років тому +117

      But it's Cullen who can't stop calibrating the trebuchets.

    • @mrjack901
      @mrjack901 7 років тому +19

      But Cullen its not cool enough to be like Garrus, you cant win against Varric Hair Chest.

    • @cleveranonym74
      @cleveranonym74 5 років тому +3

      Yea and Bull is James :D

    • @varric
      @varric 5 років тому +1

      @@cleveranonym74
      Harding = Liara
      Krem = FemShep

  • @jackrathbun2248
    @jackrathbun2248 7 років тому +111

    "Don't top from the bottom." IM SCREEAMINGGG

  • @anevenbluerjay
    @anevenbluerjay 6 років тому +180

    Was Cole's thing before "the number I was thinking of was twelve" the story of how Bull met Krem and lost his eye?

  • @radix9523
    @radix9523 8 років тому +242

    (Poorly made wind sounds)

  • @fameasser123
    @fameasser123 Рік тому +17

    Cassandra asking the Inquisitor to command Varric to finish the next book and her realization of what she just said is just hilarious lolz.

  • @bloodytearz22
    @bloodytearz22 7 років тому +152

    Cole is just so innocently adorable. ♥

    • @TheSeraOfficial
      @TheSeraOfficial 3 роки тому

      I know, right?
      He's also not a wooden duck hahaha

  • @cleanchimera3870
    @cleanchimera3870 5 років тому +68

    Dorian: Cole the wooden duck i found on my bed... was that you?
    Cole: No, im not a wooden duck
    our boy so precious

  • @footstepsbehindme13
    @footstepsbehindme13 7 років тому +199

    Lol Varicc and Cassandra talking about character story arcs in his book makes me think the developers were talking from expereince.
    SPOILERS
    Bioware: (on Commander Shepard)If you love a character you make them suffer and throw in a heroic death.....
    ME Fans: THAT MAKES NO SENSE

  • @loisreed6389
    @loisreed6389 7 років тому +290

    - maayyyheeeem!
    - MAYHEEEEEEEM!!!

    • @jb111082
      @jb111082 Місяць тому

      *MAYHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMM!!!!*

  • @lurchkopp8537
    @lurchkopp8537 3 роки тому +30

    It's beautiful how a game can give you the feeling of family and real friendship. You can say whatever you want about Inquisition but the cast is one of the best

  • @NeoDanomaru
    @NeoDanomaru 8 років тому +210

    Mental note: Never play "Guess what I'm thinking" with Cole!!! LMAO!!!

    • @fragrantwinter8233
      @fragrantwinter8233 6 років тому +8

      NeoDanomaru He’s good at it though... Just better with what your sub-conscious was ‘thinking’ at the time.

  • @exoscience
    @exoscience 8 років тому +150

    CHOICE
    SPIRIT

  • @NewGuy2534
    @NewGuy2534 7 років тому +57

    Cole is the best. He enjoys that his heart is in the right place and came up with a better name for Iron Bull.

  • @Frostdraga
    @Frostdraga 6 років тому +68

    'Yes, for your pillowy man-bosoms" jesus christ Krem ahahah

    • @harkaway9006
      @harkaway9006 Рік тому

      She's the worst part of an already shitty game.

  • @johnfradono1012
    @johnfradono1012 7 років тому +70

    I laughed for a solid 10 minutes I was crying at the part where Sera described Dorian and iron bull sex life holy mother of andraste

  • @Sashi_Mee
    @Sashi_Mee 8 років тому +255

    2:45 the fuck?
    lost it

  • @adamrantz3470
    @adamrantz3470 8 років тому +308

    Nobody mind that naked guy that just ran out of the room...lmao

    • @emmastone8068
      @emmastone8068 6 років тому +10

      Adam Rantz I'm sure Varric saw him from the side eye lmao

    • @fragrantwinter8233
      @fragrantwinter8233 6 років тому +26

      Emma Stone Oh he *definitely* saw him. XD

    • @emmastone8068
      @emmastone8068 6 років тому +7

      Justin Clayton maybe Varric was like "Oh My poor eyes....I will pretend that I didn't see him and try to forget it....." xDDD

    • @fragrantwinter8233
      @fragrantwinter8233 6 років тому +5

      Emma Stone that poor... Poor man. *snickers*

    • @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
      @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 5 років тому +12

      Dorian on the other hand is probably enjoying the show

  • @jonathansidwell1
    @jonathansidwell1 8 років тому +207

    you sir are ingenious , i mean how many hours it took you to make these moments ,the jerk version and funny version that's extreme ,thanks alot for sharing

  • @morsalo123
    @morsalo123 7 років тому +123

    Now I really wish that they made a DLC involving an Inquisition road trip to the grand tourney in Markham! D:
    And obviously, some shit goes down and the inquisition saves the day as usual, otherwise it'd be boring... xD

    • @scp--297
      @scp--297 7 років тому +2

      Joy Boy
      I know right! I want it to happen!

    • @ArchangeVie
      @ArchangeVie 3 роки тому +2

      In the two years between trespasser it probably happened 😂

  • @hannahcounelis8951
    @hannahcounelis8951 7 років тому +86

    Varric " I spy with my little eye....." Casandra "No" Varric " I'm just trying to be friendly!!" Lol

  • @Fyrebrand18
    @Fyrebrand18 8 років тому +107

    Just have Sera and Blackwall and everything becomes sexual. And hilarious.

  • @Fireprincess161
    @Fireprincess161 8 років тому +91

    Wait... reach and flexibility? I love when they reference their other games.

    • @fragrantwinter8233
      @fragrantwinter8233 6 років тому +3

      Jessica Bushell-Hale There was another reference hiding under the blatant one?

  • @missytusara8274
    @missytusara8274 6 років тому +33

    "We're dwarves, so like I said, I don't have the... You know, I'll just leave that one to you."
    DANGIT VARRIC

  • @Owliare
    @Owliare 5 років тому +13

    Your elf is an absolute chad. That jaw looks like it was chiselled from marble.

  • @DParks-pj9zr
    @DParks-pj9zr 5 років тому +14

    I always love the scenes where Cassandra gets embarrassed about the book. She has a cute voice when she's not trying to be stern and deadpan :3

  • @chuckbrown1342
    @chuckbrown1342 8 років тому +120

    its literature! smutty... literature.

  • @barrickfischer
    @barrickfischer 2 роки тому +7

    I laughed so hard at Cullen losing the bet on those storytelling or merriments the whole major characters were having. he ran buck-naked XD. The takeaway: "Never bet against an Antivan."

  • @TwinPeaksIndustries
    @TwinPeaksIndustries 8 років тому +187

    To sum up Cassandra: "Ugh!" ^^

  • @randomguy-fr2qn
    @randomguy-fr2qn 7 років тому +59

    "Let's bring Dorian"

  • @muratahashira
    @muratahashira 7 днів тому +2

    This game had such great vibes. Serious but great comedy.

  • @medallionvaliance5349
    @medallionvaliance5349 8 років тому +138

    PILLOWY MAN BOSOMS XD

    • @harkaway9006
      @harkaway9006 Рік тому

      That's almost as bad as the "get head, I mean get ahead."
      Fuck Cuntboy Krem.

  • @512TheWolf512
    @512TheWolf512 8 років тому +53

    so verrick is basically George r.r. Martin

  • @krisstheclutz126
    @krisstheclutz126 4 роки тому +17

    The fact that Solas was willing to give up his entire army just for the sake of winning is frightening. Then again, I could be reading too much into things.

    • @gzapray7203
      @gzapray7203 Рік тому +2

      IKR. His chess strategy is... bold. But really shows how suicidal that man is. Funny how his little game with Bull convinces me more to save his hopeless ass. XD

  • @SisterTheohild
    @SisterTheohild 8 років тому +31

    "Hey don't talk from the bottom."
    I see what you did there Bull. xD

    • @okami_eddy
      @okami_eddy 8 років тому +15

      I thought it was "Don't Top from the Bottom"...

  • @SuperTennisPrincess
    @SuperTennisPrincess 8 років тому +51

    Cass: I can keep staring at this, but I wont get any closer.
    Inkky: Keep banging your head against the problem, it'll go away eventually.
    Is the reason why Cass keeps banging Inkky cuz he tends to attract problems?

  • @marcb241
    @marcb241 8 років тому +67

    Inquisition Road Trip!

    • @klillym1461
      @klillym1461 3 роки тому

      I would want to be there for that

  • @yeehawleon6942
    @yeehawleon6942 8 років тому +52

    I never realized how many dick jokes there are until now XD

  • @iamvee87
    @iamvee87 6 років тому +16

    "You should be good at finding things. You couldn't find Hawke." Oh shit.

  • @cdt929gaming
    @cdt929gaming 7 років тому +43

    Scout Harding is awesome

  • @rushgirlgaming6625
    @rushgirlgaming6625 5 років тому +10

    It’s been 5 years and I still can’t get past how Cassandra and Varric are the best frenemies to grace a game.
    Plus it took me all this time to find out that Bull and Dorian can enter the bone zone. Damn it
    Plus damn you Solas I’m still not over you. 😩

  • @fragrantwinter8233
    @fragrantwinter8233 6 років тому +24

    29:38 This exchange, Sera's reaction and Vivienne's final line at the end. It's too much! XD

  • @Landis963
    @Landis963 8 років тому +16

    The Vivienne version of the convo at 3:15 is great. "Maker, how _can_ she not know?"

  • @Landis963
    @Landis963 7 років тому +20

    3:31 Vivienne's reply to Sera's line here is priceless. "Maker, how _can_ she not know?"

  • @fragrantwinter8233
    @fragrantwinter8233 6 років тому +33

    Alright, be honest... 22:45 Who died doing exactly that after they’d heard Dorian’s line?

  • @sharprevan9878
    @sharprevan9878 6 років тому +18

    Remember the Cheese race conversation with Blackwall and Sera? Well also remember that a human inquisitor is also from Ostwick. Now picture in your head your Trevelyan pushing a giant Cheese wheel...

    • @moosegoose3647
      @moosegoose3647 6 років тому +3

      Sharp Revan I'm never getting that image out of my head...

    • @girlovezim
      @girlovezim 2 роки тому

      I think the cadash is also from Ostwick!? And that would make the cheese wheel larger than their dwarven body xD.

  • @shimmyking4
    @shimmyking4 6 років тому +24

    So, what's everyone's favorite combination of companions? Me personally I enjoy Vivienne, Solas, and Sera. After all what's more interesting than a loyal Circle Mage, an Apostate and an agent of chaos being together at all times?

    • @brennenmyers3367
      @brennenmyers3367 6 років тому

      ...I can see Sera causing all sorts of trouble (read, hilarious arguments) between Soles and Vivienne.