Pinocchio's "Big Baby Il Duce March" Full Song | Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 14 січ 2023
  • Pinocchio (Gregory Mann) and Spazzatura (Cate Blanchett) get revenge on Count Volpe (Christoph Waltz) by making fun of Benito Mussolini (Tom Kenny).
    Watch Screen Riot's full review of this movie: • Guillermo del Toro's '...
    LINKS
    ► Subscribe to our original channel for more movie reviews: / @screenriot
  • Фільми й анімація

КОМЕНТАРІ • 241

  • @c.w.simpsonproductions1230
    @c.w.simpsonproductions1230 5 місяців тому +109

    Honestly, that audience is just as brave for actually applauding and cheering this performance mocking Mussolini with the man himself in the room.

  • @batmanvsjoker7725
    @batmanvsjoker7725 6 місяців тому +86

    Jesus, even Del Toro's remake does poop jokes better than the Disney remake.

  • @mikasa.ackerman3598
    @mikasa.ackerman3598 6 місяців тому +103

    I love the way Pinocchio mocks Mussolini with zero fear.

  • @wjzav1971
    @wjzav1971 11 місяців тому +159

    Count Volpe checking the script as if there was any doubt of him writing all the poop jokes in there XD

    • @_Biankita
      @_Biankita 11 місяців тому +8

      xD

    • @deaconpeters2994
      @deaconpeters2994 10 місяців тому +15

      He literally chewed the scenery 😂

    • @josephzielinski8817
      @josephzielinski8817 9 місяців тому +1

      📑The lines are on the script and why did Pinocchio add it, to mock Mussolini.💩

    • @MALEX_MELONPEY
      @MALEX_MELONPEY 4 місяці тому +3

      @@deaconpeters2994 he doesn’t want this to happen lol

    • @gamerstheater1187
      @gamerstheater1187 3 місяці тому +3

      Like “wait did I subconsciously write a song to mock him?”

  • @genarovargas5661
    @genarovargas5661 Рік тому +296

    Has anyone noticed Pinocchio's nose never grows?

    • @LazyOldFusspot_3428
      @LazyOldFusspot_3428 Рік тому +30

      It does. During the Church sequence, the carnival and the Dogfish.

    • @genarovargas5661
      @genarovargas5661 Рік тому +98

      @@LazyOldFusspot_3428 I mean during this song 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @poeroadstudios
      @poeroadstudios Рік тому +16

      Good eye 🤣

    • @linepenciloffice4007
      @linepenciloffice4007 Рік тому +41

      Now that you mentioned it, his didn't grow when he sing for Il Duce perhaps he told the truth

    • @genarovargas5661
      @genarovargas5661 Рік тому +7

      @@linepenciloffice4007 That's the point of my comment

  • @whyareyouevenreadingmyname950
    @whyareyouevenreadingmyname950 10 місяців тому +97

    Funny how Mussolini didn't throw a fit and just went straight execution when he doesen't like something.

    • @jorgealvidrez9641
      @jorgealvidrez9641 4 місяці тому +6

      He ain’t like Hitler, Mussolini’s just a person that wants to rule Italy his own way.

    • @FlagAnthem
      @FlagAnthem 4 місяці тому +3

      instead of sending blackshirts to "explain your wrongdoings" with batons and ricin oil

    • @gamerstheater1187
      @gamerstheater1187 3 місяці тому +6

      That's how a tyrant works, they have to maintain a calm image if they want to instill fear

    • @RJWaynerium
      @RJWaynerium 2 місяці тому +3

      That's literally how he worked, when a train made record time but was still a minute or so late he straight up killed the conductor. Brutal man

    • @zacharyriley4561
      @zacharyriley4561 2 місяці тому

      @@RJWayneriumHe will forever be known as the man who made Hitler look smart.

  • @LocalGooberGoobs
    @LocalGooberGoobs 9 місяців тому +154

    As someone who hates poop jokes, this is the only exception. It was placed in a funny way, the joke has a purpose (aka sabotaging the ringmaster’s plans, which it worked) , and it wasn’t there solely for gross out humor. It also made me laugh a little.

    • @hunterolaughlin
      @hunterolaughlin 9 місяців тому +17

      Same here. I usually hate potty humor in films, but this is one of RARE exceptions where I actually laughed at potty rumor.

    • @foxteen8721
      @foxteen8721 8 місяців тому +18

      Same. Volpe tricked Pinocchio into thinking he sent his salary to his father and Pinocchio gets back at him with this humiliatingly hilarious song.

    • @TheBrokenOwl
      @TheBrokenOwl 8 місяців тому +9

      Plus, this is making fun of Mussolini so it's a win in my book

    • @georgeeastwood6930
      @georgeeastwood6930 8 місяців тому +7

      @@TheBrokenOwl I always wondered, do you think people actually went to the tomb of the real Mussolini to sing this song to him (out of disrespect)?

    • @joehumpston7937
      @joehumpston7937 7 місяців тому +5

      I’m not a fan either, but I make exceptions for when it’s intended to make fun of corrupt leaders.

  • @georgeeastwood6930
    @georgeeastwood6930 10 місяців тому +69

    Look how happy Spazzatura is doing the puppet work for this show in comparasion over the “Ciao Papa” montage. 😊

    • @TPDManiacXC626
      @TPDManiacXC626 7 місяців тому +13

      The greatest power in the universe is, and will always be kindness. And Pinocchio’s kindness to Spazzatura was what changed the abused circus monkey for the better.

    • @georgeeastwood6930
      @georgeeastwood6930 7 місяців тому +2

      @@TPDManiacXC626 I can’t agree more! ❤️

    • @meriewanderer
      @meriewanderer 7 місяців тому +6

      Spazzatura really grew on me, so glad he got a good ending

  • @batmanvsjoker7725
    @batmanvsjoker7725 6 місяців тому +30

    I like how infantile it is. Since Pinocchio is basically still a kid mentally.

    • @animeXcaso
      @animeXcaso 4 місяці тому +5

      Pinocchio IS a kid

    • @bisexualprincess
      @bisexualprincess Місяць тому +1

      He could technically be considered a baby if you think about it

  • @serenitythesiren5031
    @serenitythesiren5031 9 місяців тому +34

    The fact they just has a poop puppet ready 🤣. They came up with the plan right before the show started, so there was no time for them to make a puppet.

  • @1996jacksparrow
    @1996jacksparrow 6 місяців тому +30

    I can tell Gregory Mann had fun singing this. At :21 he almost laughs.

    • @georgeeastwood6930
      @georgeeastwood6930 5 місяців тому +4

      This must’ve been his favourite song to sing as Pinocchio! 😂

    • @MALEX_MELONPEY
      @MALEX_MELONPEY 4 місяці тому +1

      Yeah I heard him chuckle 🤭

  • @AmethystOrlando
    @AmethystOrlando 8 місяців тому +22

    The only time I laughed hard at a gross poop joke in an animated film. Especially since it was intended to taunt & humiliate fascists like Mussolini Squarepants in the audience.

  • @phillipwalling7470
    @phillipwalling7470 11 місяців тому +58

    Candlewick is a real bro to Pinocchio.

    • @georgeeastwood6930
      @georgeeastwood6930 9 місяців тому +10

      His dad was such a killjoy!

    • @TPDManiacXC626
      @TPDManiacXC626 9 місяців тому +15

      @@georgeeastwood6930
      I think it’s safe to say that Podesta is a portrayal of a more serious and competent fascist tyrant.

    • @georgeeastwood6930
      @georgeeastwood6930 9 місяців тому +10

      @@TPDManiacXC626 he’s a lot more like Captain Videl from “Pan’s Labyrinth”.

    • @R1FT102
      @R1FT102 Місяць тому

      I liked lampwick more, ngl

  • @santiagopuigquagliaroli6769
    @santiagopuigquagliaroli6769 Рік тому +56

    Pinocchio’s nose never grows lmao 💀💀

    • @Reagan1984
      @Reagan1984 Рік тому +12

      Pinocchio's nose only grows when he knowingly lies.

    • @fabianbonilla1421
      @fabianbonilla1421 11 місяців тому +21

      @@Reagan1984 Yeah, and he never lied during this scene lmao.

    • @joehumpston7937
      @joehumpston7937 11 місяців тому +7

      @@fabianbonilla1421 And When he ordered Pinocchio be shot, he proved his point!

    • @CanyonCoyote
      @CanyonCoyote 2 місяці тому

      Because he's completely right

  • @johavyflores7482
    @johavyflores7482 10 місяців тому +19

    “For Baby Poops His Pants” 🤣

    • @georgeeastwood6930
      @georgeeastwood6930 10 місяців тому +6

      “Like a bag of poop, magnificent & free. You were farting, farting in the men’s lavatory!” 😂

    • @josephzielinski8817
      @josephzielinski8817 6 місяців тому

      LOL, the line was not on the script.

  • @jwwprod3862
    @jwwprod3862 11 місяців тому +78

    Honestly considering how poorly the Italian army performed in WW2, this song is pretty accurate.

    • @LocalGooberGoobs
      @LocalGooberGoobs 8 місяців тому +20

      So that’s why Pinocchio’s nose didn’t grow during the scene… 🫢

    • @georgeeastwood6930
      @georgeeastwood6930 8 місяців тому +14

      This song should be their new anthem, predicting their failure during the war (on top of Puzzolini’s failed alliance with “Adolf Shitler”).

    • @terza333
      @terza333 8 місяців тому

      @@georgeeastwood6930talk about your shit country

  • @batmanvsjoker7725
    @batmanvsjoker7725 6 місяців тому +9

    Honestly kind of impressive of Spazzatura to come up with the poop puppet when Pinocchio told him of the plan 1 minute ago

  • @brianman1677
    @brianman1677 9 місяців тому +31

    My question is why didn't Count Volpe try to stop Pinocchio after he realized what was going on?

    • @georgeeastwood6930
      @georgeeastwood6930 9 місяців тому +13

      It probably was already too late! 😂

    • @hunterolaughlin
      @hunterolaughlin 9 місяців тому +8

      If he did that, then we wouldn’t get to hear the rest of the song. This is one of those songs that’s too good and funny to cut short.

    • @polish_pigeon
      @polish_pigeon 8 місяців тому +11

      I'm pretty sure he was too scared to go out there after the puppet started to sing about poop. He'd have to explain himself to Mussolini and we all know how would it probably end up.

    • @bitterfox518
      @bitterfox518 6 місяців тому +3

      The paper was too delicious.

    • @Lightboiardo
      @Lightboiardo 4 місяці тому

      I think he was either feeling too scandalized to go in, and (probably off-screen) afraid to be shot down alongside Pinocchio, which is probably what would have happened. XD

  • @Coolblockpro1220YTgamerz
    @Coolblockpro1220YTgamerz 5 місяців тому +12

    Anyone dosent notice that Pinocchio dosent have a butt?! 😂

  • @Aerazar
    @Aerazar Рік тому +29

    I almost thought he liked it when he watched the play, but obviously when they pulled the gun out I found out that maybe I should've read the subtitles. lol good job posting this

  • @R1FT102
    @R1FT102 Місяць тому +3

    Lyrics
    I fight for the land
    I fight oversea
    For baby poops his pants right there infront of me
    The poop in hand
    For fatherland
    Il duce
    Il duce
    Go smell your farts and pray
    Eat your boogers your slime
    You can also get mine!
    Like a bag of poo
    Magnificent and free
    You are farting, farting in the men’s lavatory
    Your a poop
    We are young
    Eat caca
    Big baby
    Eat caca
    We are strong!!

  • @hannahburke7328
    @hannahburke7328 Рік тому +19

    0:24 Eat Your Words, Count Volpe! 😂

  • @gamerstheater1187
    @gamerstheater1187 3 місяці тому +4

    Whoever made the idea to make a Pinocchio movie taking place in Fascist Italy deserves a raise

  • @stevenrobbins7458
    @stevenrobbins7458 2 місяці тому +3

    Does anyone else notice that they already had a poop puppet for something that was supposed to be at the last minute?

  • @trevorfranks69
    @trevorfranks69 6 місяців тому +6

    Yes, poop, your excellency.

    • @georgeeastwood6930
      @georgeeastwood6930 5 місяців тому +5

      Give Tom Kenny credit for saying that ridiculous line with a straight face! 😂

  • @just_a_guy9688
    @just_a_guy9688 3 місяці тому +3

    Other than the song, does anyone love how animated pinocchio is in this scene. There's just something so appealing about his movements in this scene.

  • @TPDManiacXC626
    @TPDManiacXC626 7 місяців тому +8

    🎶Eat boogers you’re slime, go step on a land mine!🎶
    I can’t understand exactly what Pinocchio said in his mocking song to Mussolini, so the step on a land mine bit is my ad-libbed lyric to the fascist dictator.

    • @gummyrats407
      @gummyrats407 6 місяців тому +4

      he said "you can also get mine"

    • @TPDManiacXC626
      @TPDManiacXC626 6 місяців тому +2

      @@gummyrats407
      Thanks for the explanation. But I still like my “go step on a land mine” as a rude, direct, G-rated insult to Mussolini as opposed to the simple, “Go to Hell.”

  • @sorenthefilmbrony
    @sorenthefilmbrony 4 місяці тому +5

    Robert Zemeckis to Guillermo del Toro: "You make a crap joke in your Pinocchio movie and become the hero. I do it and become the enemy. That doesn't seem fair."

  • @Coolblockpro1220YTgamerz
    @Coolblockpro1220YTgamerz 5 місяців тому +6

    Caca means poop, and he is saying eat poop big baby eat poop we’re strong!

    • @TPDManiacXC626
      @TPDManiacXC626 3 місяці тому +2

      I like to think Pinocchio said, "Eat caca, big baby, eat caca through a straw!"

  • @FuntimeFlusen
    @FuntimeFlusen 8 місяців тому +5

    Ese fue el desempeño de las tropas italianas en 2 guerra mundial.

  • @yerielurena1873
    @yerielurena1873 Рік тому +6

    0:23 Did he try to swallow that paper? (Is it okay if you do?)

  • @Jacobcoleyray
    @Jacobcoleyray Рік тому +17

    I hate that they shot him for making people laugh

    • @mikeymikesh
      @mikeymikesh Рік тому +2

      Fascist dictators have no sense of humor.

    • @pokemon_unboxing
      @pokemon_unboxing Рік тому +17

      It's Mussolini

    • @phillipwalling7470
      @phillipwalling7470 11 місяців тому +7

      That's the point.

    • @georgeeastwood6930
      @georgeeastwood6930 9 місяців тому +5

      @@pokemon_unboxing Or “Puzzolini”? By the way “Puzzo” means “stinky” in Italian. 😂

    • @pokemon_unboxing
      @pokemon_unboxing 9 місяців тому +1

      @@georgeeastwood6930 sounds kinda childish to me

  • @srbrant5391
    @srbrant5391 3 місяці тому +3

    “Like a bag of PYEWP…”

    • @R1FT102
      @R1FT102 Місяць тому +1

      “Magnificent and free”

    • @georgeeastwood6930
      @georgeeastwood6930 10 днів тому

      @@R1FT102 “you were farting, farting in the men’s lavatory!” 😂

  • @awesomeman2176
    @awesomeman2176 4 місяці тому +4

    How did his voice actor not bust a gut while recording this?

    • @FlagAnthem
      @FlagAnthem 4 місяці тому +2

      training 😊

    • @CanyonCoyote
      @CanyonCoyote 3 місяці тому +2

      You can hear him stifling a chuckle at 0:21

  • @zeffilename2perez81
    @zeffilename2perez81 Рік тому +7

    poops 0:07
    0:34

  • @user-mk8hs6dp2o
    @user-mk8hs6dp2o 9 місяців тому +3

    Funny song to hear.

  • @TheLookyus
    @TheLookyus 6 місяців тому +2

    0:07 You mean diapers

  • @zmanifest
    @zmanifest 11 місяців тому +9

    The vulgarity of fascism.

  • @emiliobello2538
    @emiliobello2538 8 місяців тому +4

    I’d like to see this done with the president of Iran

    • @TPDManiacXC626
      @TPDManiacXC626 8 місяців тому +3

      I think a more fitting world leader would by Italy’s current Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni.

    • @emiliobello2538
      @emiliobello2538 7 місяців тому +2

      @@TPDManiacXC626 that would be funny

    • @georgeeastwood6930
      @georgeeastwood6930 4 місяці тому +2

      It could be done for Vladimir Putin.

    • @emiliobello2538
      @emiliobello2538 4 місяці тому +1

      @@georgeeastwood6930 yes. Even with Benjamin Nethanayu

    • @gandalflotr2898
      @gandalflotr2898 Місяць тому

      And xi jinping

  • @poeroadstudios
    @poeroadstudios Рік тому +15

    *Poop?*

    • @anitamihholap5926
      @anitamihholap5926 Рік тому +23

      "Yes, poop, Your Excellency."

    • @poeroadstudios
      @poeroadstudios Рік тому +1

      @@anitamihholap5926 *These puppets, I do not like.* *Shoot him! And burn it all down.*

    • @WinginWolf
      @WinginWolf Рік тому +12

      I loved that line xD . His disbelief and then his guard reassuring him.

    • @georgeeastwood6930
      @georgeeastwood6930 9 місяців тому +3

      If you pay attention, you’ll notice that a piece of popcorn fell out of Mussolini’s hand, then fell to the ground as it bounced on the arm on his seat.

  • @santiagolucianomorazzo2249
    @santiagolucianomorazzo2249 9 місяців тому +4

    0:17 big babies soldiers

    • @georgeeastwood6930
      @georgeeastwood6930 9 місяців тому +3

      They’re wearing diapers with poop stains in the back, & are even sucking their thumbs! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @santiagolucianomorazzo2249
      @santiagolucianomorazzo2249 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@georgeeastwood6930i didn't noticed the poop

    • @georgeeastwood6930
      @georgeeastwood6930 9 місяців тому +4

      @@santiagolucianomorazzo2249 I wondered what Geppetto or Sebastian would’ve thought of this musical number! 😂

    • @TPDManiacXC626
      @TPDManiacXC626 9 місяців тому +4

      @@georgeeastwood6930
      Likely laughing or just standing there shocked, silent, and thinking “What the heck am I watching now?!” And after Benito Mussolini gives the orders, they’d be like, “Time to go.” And they’ll get Pinocchio’s body the first opportunity they get before it burns with the circus.

    • @georgeeastwood6930
      @georgeeastwood6930 9 місяців тому +2

      @@TPDManiacXC626 maybe Pinocchio told them about it inside the dogfish?

  • @karenlundy6731
    @karenlundy6731 8 місяців тому +2

    Hahaha i hes a kid but hes doesn't mean to any garm in singing but still this funny 😅😅😢

  • @user-nt5jx3bt7t
    @user-nt5jx3bt7t 7 місяців тому +1

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kiaheat1920
    @kiaheat1920 9 місяців тому +1

    Leo

  • @josephzielinski8817
    @josephzielinski8817 Рік тому +5

    War leader of the Kingdom of Italy.

    • @georgeeastwood6930
      @georgeeastwood6930 5 місяців тому

      If it were PG-13, Pinocchio would be singing “glory to Shitaly”! 😂

  • @tongtongshow8706
    @tongtongshow8706 6 місяців тому

    Xd

  • @Lillynachtegaal12
    @Lillynachtegaal12 10 місяців тому

    Gay

  • @DUTCH-MAFFIA
    @DUTCH-MAFFIA Місяць тому

    L song Ngl

  • @Caesar_Abruzzo
    @Caesar_Abruzzo 2 місяці тому

    I hate this song so much this is so disrespectful to Il Duce he was brilliant absolutely a brilliant man.

  • @jbp9415
    @jbp9415 Рік тому +14

    To be honest, I like the Disney version of "Pinocchio" better.

    • @josephzielinski8817
      @josephzielinski8817 Рік тому +2

      Me too, not a before the event of World War II.

    • @dianabunay7679
      @dianabunay7679 Рік тому +9

      Bad boy

    • @sketchingtophat9661
      @sketchingtophat9661 Рік тому +9

      The original Disney one or the live action one?

    • @jbp9415
      @jbp9415 Рік тому +5

      @@sketchingtophat9661 The original version to be exact.

    • @johnathan1506
      @johnathan1506 Рік тому +11

      ​@@jbp9415 They are both great, but like this one a little bit more

  • @liamreid5407
    @liamreid5407 11 місяців тому +2

    This song is just another reason why this movie didn’t deserve the Oscar for Best Animated Feature (in case you’re wondering, I think Turning Red should’ve won).

    • @JJiingleees
      @JJiingleees 11 місяців тому +1

      Turn Red have jokes about shaking your bums in front of your mother, if that's the problem then none of them should won the oscar.

    • @_Biankita
      @_Biankita 11 місяців тому +9

      No sabes lo que es verdaderamente cine 😞👍🏻

    • @TAWProductions2.0
      @TAWProductions2.0 11 місяців тому +9

      Yeah, this song is definitely aimed at tasteless clowns who like that Turning Red garbage (Yes, I hate that film)

    • @JJiingleees
      @JJiingleees 11 місяців тому +3

      I don't hate turning Red, is just trying to minimize over a movie to another just because of this scene is just not fair, because the other party also did a similar joke that of course doesn't have themes with poop but like I said before.

    • @gobbler1
      @gobbler1 11 місяців тому +9

      ??? Turning Red has a similar scene during the climax, and this at least makes sense during the story since Pinocchio is a child. Also, Turning Red is a bad movie compared to this.

  • @torossia
    @torossia 9 місяців тому +8

    0:13 knowing its spongebob talking as mussolini
    P eople
    O rder
    O ur
    P atties

    • @santiagolucianomorazzo2249
      @santiagolucianomorazzo2249 9 місяців тому +6

      Yes that reference😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @torossia
      @torossia 6 місяців тому

      @@talge8799 really? I thought he was voiced by Gilbert gottfried

  • @andreahoeflinger1196
    @andreahoeflinger1196 7 місяців тому

    Leo