0:15 actually I have heard of it and it’s somewhat sorta true. She’s talking about LaVeyan Satanism, which is more about materialism and Amorality than actually worshipping satan.
This is peak comedy. Never is the history of man has there ever been a piece of media as overly comedic as this one right here. I went looking for comedy gold, and I struck diamond. If there was a green thumb for comedy, then this video would be absolutely coated in the matching thumb print. This is hands down, hands up, hands left, hands right, hands forward, hands backward, and hands semi-directional, the most fundamentally funny thing ever conceived by the mere human mind. Thank you for opening my eyes, and may great fortune come for you. Edit: spelling mistake.
In re the "Gym Tip," at 15:30 Actually, lifting light weights is a Real Thing, and not to be scoffed. My favorite weightlifting routine IS Low Weight, High Repetition. When I was a Yout, in The Army, I was spotted benching 105 lbs. (47.5 ish KG). Someone scoffed, and said, "Let's see what you can do with some REAL weight," and slapped every weight we owned onto the bar, 455 lbs. (206KG). So, I slapped out a quick set of 5 good reps. I was doing 3 sets of 100 reps with the lighter weight, every other day. I had enough mass, I wanted stamina, and Fast Twitch muscle. It's also the best weight burning method there is. Seriously: get a set of 5 Lb. Dumbbells and just screw around with them for a half-hour a day. Doesn't have to be all at once. You'll be amazed. (Punch line: At that time in my life, I was about one-third the mass I lifted in that challenge.)
ever thought about the fact that when a parent calls the police to report a kidnapping but it could just be the neighbor trying to save the kid from the abusive parent? that could happen
10:57 I literally knew it was Pokemon immediately. It's honestly not the worst, the kid is young so they are always happy to leave and the parents don't kick them out. If the kid doesn't want to go they don't have to. There may be some times where bad people just kick out their kid or pressure them into it but those are different situations. The rat is also powerful; it can protect the kid as seen in the anime, when Ash almost died but Pikachu saved him. :>>>
Not the only one, bots invade EVERY memepage on any platforms: Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, Obviously UA-cam, Maybe Reddit and many others, like they have no 'effing chill at all
0:10 7 Billion, as people can be born at different hours, minutes, seconds, milliseconds and so on. Unless you’re talking about the date, then 365 (366 on a leap year).
16:27 I know this one korean has more perfect shapes and is like a computer language japanese is like a set of beautiful doodles chinese is like somebody painted with nailpolish and it looks ancient
0:20 I didn't know that existed... Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye
0:10 There are 365 birthdays because there isn't 7 billion people in the world, instead there arecurrently 7.9 billion people, and rounded up it's 8 billion
6:48 Is actually not true or at least I didn't do that. What we did was pass the bread and wine around. We didn't consume any of it btw. No such animal sacrifices nor incanting of said sacrifices. Besides, the reason this and witchcraft is distinct is because whatever the other Christian are doing is related to God whereas Witchcraft is something disconnected from God. Any kind of magic or spiritistic act is detestable due to it's lack of connection to God as he requires exclusive devotion and anything Pagan is basically not allowed. Modern Christians don't do animal sacrifices either. That was Moses' Covenant. Now we're under the New Covenant where animal sacrifices to God are no longer necessary. The only thing that carries over from the old one are morals and other things such as the Ten Commandments. The way this tweet has described this custom is slanderous and exaggerates what we do. Witchcraft and anything like it is different to worship of God from the perspective of Christians. Probably some people actually do this and I am understanding that this person isn't knowledgeable about every single Christian, like me, and what they do. I'd like to know the relevance of the first full moon of equinox like is that supposed to prove something or is that just details to make people go "Oh that sounds very cult-like". I won't deny that some Christians are borderline crazy but does the actions of some really represent the religion?
5:47 um actualy i cant find them because there isint a rich person emoji fact everyone's taxes should be percentual to their total income not a fixed amount
It honestly depends on how you view it. There are 7billion people that have a birthday each year, yet only 365 days (plus the rare 366th day for the unlucky few) for a birthday to be on.
Simple, there are 365 distinct birthdays but since 7 billion people each have ne birthday that mean that there are 7 billion birthdays, but the dates just repeat sometimes
Ok to explain the meme in the thumbnail, a person has a birthday in every year of their life, so you basically need to know how much he has to live, and then you know how many birthdays he's gonna have, let's say he has 76 and then you do that to another person then get for example 84 and then you do that with every person in the world and then add every birthday of every person. And that's how you find out the amount of birthdays in the world
Actually, since we say it like January 20th 2023 it should actually be Month Date Year as in 1/20/2023, or at least people should stop arguing because both make perfect sense. Just all use the same thing so people know when the crap everybody's talking about without compilations. We just need to wait for the perfect moment where we can change it and people who got used to one wouldn't struggle or would die soon so that a new generation can learn the new/old and taking over format- Uhm, back to the point I was going to get to - day month year is 👍 because it's just common sense, day month year but month day year is creative fun and memorable and that's how we say it out loud at least in English so that's how English says it tbh I'm getting off topic but I wonder if people in other languages say it "20 January 2023" ? You can also say the "20th of January 2023" but I think we should all know why that's not valid in this situation-
Imagine if you had a birthday on a day that only existed in a leap year
Edit: I was not expecting so much likes because of so little logic
My sir had his birthday on 29th of Feb so he's only 7 lol
@@terrarianarjo319 LOL
That is actually my mom's birthday
I had a friend who's little sister was born on February 29th
They get to live 4x longer
0:15 actually I have heard of it and it’s somewhat sorta true. She’s talking about LaVeyan Satanism, which is more about materialism and Amorality than actually worshipping satan.
This is peak comedy. Never is the history of man has there ever been a piece of media as overly comedic as this one right here. I went looking for comedy gold, and I struck diamond. If there was a green thumb for comedy, then this video would be absolutely coated in the matching thumb print. This is hands down, hands up, hands left, hands right, hands forward, hands backward, and hands semi-directional, the most fundamentally funny thing ever conceived by the mere human mind. Thank you for opening my eyes, and may great fortune come for you.
Edit: spelling mistake.
6:02 for people who dont understand he made it 20 and also represents 2 to the power 0 which is 1
Thank you. I had a hard time understanding the meme and this helped
Every day get my dose of memes by these videos you post but i still think about trying an overdose of them, i can now say memes are addictive.
I have explanation of first meme: there would be 7 billion bc people can have birthdays on the same day :)
Okay but, the people who have birthdays on the same day would just be the same birthday at once, so, I'd say there's only 365 unique birthdays
@@kannakamui1023 366*
Twinsies
@@koala9729 only every 4 years
@@0ffnsiv340 365.25
The dad jokes are strong with this one.
Technically, if a birthday is defined as the day of the year, it would be 365. But, if it is the exact moment, there would be infinity.
366, you can be born on February 29
4:48 Isn’t it, y’know... HIS HOME!?
“Trial speedrun”
Ah yes
Is it weird that it’s more satisfying to hear the best kind of truth from a computer voice than from Emkay?
Emkay just give me news reporter vibes
yeah id rather hear a computer than emkay
Whats hoppin im robin
Alright. That answers my question perfectly
@@SorielHDTBers
Oh its you
8:40 It's DIRECT sunlight that burns vampires. This joke has always annoyed me, because if that.
1:00 I am one Christian boi and that still got me 😂
9:22 So that's why my bro and me fought when we were sharing a 10-piece evenly and he had more than me, this happened 2 times, 2 times
12:06 the last one (Neha Kakkar) is just 🥺🥺😂
I will subscribe if you make another one within a week. This video was just too funny.
These are just memes that he took from Reddit, without giving proper credit to the creators
In re the "Gym Tip," at 15:30 Actually, lifting light weights is a Real Thing, and not to be scoffed. My favorite weightlifting routine IS Low Weight, High Repetition. When I was a Yout, in The Army, I was spotted benching 105 lbs. (47.5 ish KG). Someone scoffed, and said, "Let's see what you can do with some REAL weight," and slapped every weight we owned onto the bar, 455 lbs. (206KG). So, I slapped out a quick set of 5 good reps.
I was doing 3 sets of 100 reps with the lighter weight, every other day. I had enough mass, I wanted stamina, and Fast Twitch muscle.
It's also the best weight burning method there is.
Seriously: get a set of 5 Lb. Dumbbells and just screw around with them for a half-hour a day. Doesn't have to be all at once. You'll be amazed.
(Punch line: At that time in my life, I was about one-third the mass I lifted in that challenge.)
ever thought about the fact that when a parent calls the police to report a kidnapping but it could just be the neighbor trying to save the kid from the abusive parent? that could happen
7billion birthdays, 365 (356 for a leap year) DIFFERENT birthdays
3:53 why aren’t they the only ones?
4:32 MARSHMALLOW MATEYS JUST GOT REKT!
Thank you, He-Man.
how many birthdays are there, 7 billion or 365
me: *there is another*
It’s in the googols (a large number that’s basically 1 and hundreds of 0s)if you include all living life on earth or other planets
10:57 I literally knew it was Pokemon immediately.
It's honestly not the worst, the kid is young so they are always happy to leave and the parents don't kick them out. If the kid doesn't want to go they don't have to. There may be some times where bad people just kick out their kid or pressure them into it but those are different situations. The rat is also powerful; it can protect the kid as seen in the anime, when Ash almost died but Pikachu saved him. :>>>
Typing “Garfield with my eyes closed: Gstfklf
10:44 But what if you’re right of contempting the court?
9:53 Alternate title for Captain America Civil War
14:06 Alternate title for Captain America
the bots of this comment section make me want to cry.
Its not a masterpiece its garbage 🌟
Not the only one, bots invade EVERY memepage on any platforms: Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, Obviously UA-cam, Maybe Reddit and many others, like they have no 'effing chill at all
Hate those bots
2:59 Some things are best left unexplained.
5:52 quackity
14:27 and a loud moan is the universal noise.
There's actually 366 different birthdays.
Wha
Because of a leap year
Where did you get an extra 11 days from
Wait nvm I'm an idiot
@@glassvader7243 What were the 11 days I supposedly pulled out of my ass lmao
@@MaxisaBandKid I'm an idiot and thought that a year only had 355 days and didn't realize how stupid that was until I had already commented
0:10 7 Billion, as people can be born at different hours, minutes, seconds, milliseconds and so on.
Unless you’re talking about the date, then 365 (366 on a leap year).
If hacker Pepe tries to steal my identity, I’ll just give up, they can have it
17:24 That means he is a keeper
The last one was very ironic
I tried typing"garfield" with my eyes closed but i got"gargield"
16:27
I know this one
korean has more perfect shapes and is like a computer language
japanese is like a set of beautiful doodles
chinese is like somebody painted with nailpolish and it looks ancient
Garfield
Ayo I can spell garfield with my eyes closed.
11:14 what about Uranus
The first one makes me think there might be a day where no one was born. There probably isn't. But its possible.
Oh trust me, you do you dont want my identity
9:48
Well when you put it like that
3:33 bruh it has 69 awards
6:28 ... Wait... Doesn't this mean that cities are human infested lands?
My head is going boom boom from the first one
0:20 I didn't know that existed...
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
#dailydoseofmemes
Black : Red sus
Red : i like a cut g
Black : AAAAAAAAAAA
0:10 There are 365 birthdays because there isn't 7 billion people in the world, instead there arecurrently 7.9 billion people, and rounded up it's 8 billion
The rest of the whole earth except those 365 people aren't born
4 year old mind
Noicd
3:29 *Wonder Woman 3 (i thought that would be obvious.)
3:34 Nuns don't work on Sunday.
ua-cam.com/video/-KexbnVbrqk/v-deo.html
Fun fact there are approximately 19178082 birthdays per day
7 million because birthdays can overlap
16:46 so they're in love but neither of them want to admit it
6:48 Is actually not true or at least I didn't do that. What we did was pass the bread and wine around. We didn't consume any of it btw. No such animal sacrifices nor incanting of said sacrifices. Besides, the reason this and witchcraft is distinct is because whatever the other Christian are doing is related to God whereas Witchcraft is something disconnected from God. Any kind of magic or spiritistic act is detestable due to it's lack of connection to God as he requires exclusive devotion and anything Pagan is basically not allowed.
Modern Christians don't do animal sacrifices either. That was Moses' Covenant. Now we're under the New Covenant where animal sacrifices to God are no longer necessary. The only thing that carries over from the old one are morals and other things such as the Ten Commandments.
The way this tweet has described this custom is slanderous and exaggerates what we do. Witchcraft and anything like it is different to worship of God from the perspective of Christians. Probably some people actually do this and I am understanding that this person isn't knowledgeable about every single Christian, like me, and what they do. I'd like to know the relevance of the first full moon of equinox like is that supposed to prove something or is that just details to make people go "Oh that sounds very cult-like". I won't deny that some Christians are borderline crazy but does the actions of some really represent the religion?
Old Mcdonald now's a farm e.i.e.i.o
5:47 um actualy i cant find them because there isint a rich person emoji fact everyone's taxes should be percentual to their total income not a fixed amount
7:01 no that’s paranoia
No matter how much spaces you put in your text , your text will always be right at the end of left
This video makes me question my own reality
garfield yooooooooooooooooooo i typed it without looking at the keyboard
20:05 I'm taking a Spanish gcse and this got me so hard but also make me cringe
I'm spanish and that meant a lot to me
7:16
Write a question, using "Why"
Why am I here?
GARFIELD
Oh look, I did it.
20:00 that's actually true
Technically, if you say no at court, you're telling the truth no?
People birth in the 29 of february:
Hold my bisestil year
Dude how come you don't upload anymore PCS(Perfectly Cut Screams) in your main channel?
0:10 366 because there usually 365 but there is leap day.
It would likely be 8 billion at this point. However,
*C A N I B A L I S M*
That redditer predicted WW3
It honestly depends on how you view it. There are 7billion people that have a birthday each year, yet only 365 days (plus the rare 366th day for the unlucky few) for a birthday to be on.
At the start, the true answer is actually 366 (leap-year birthday).
17:59 I might try this.
Simple, there are 365 distinct birthdays but since 7 billion people each have ne birthday that mean that there are 7 billion birthdays, but the dates just repeat sometimes
I'm a little late but if you use milliseconds there is 31,622,400,000 different possible times for 1 birthday in a leap year
7:45 garvield
Ghost
17:05 actually the sun did that
Ok to explain the meme in the thumbnail, a person has a birthday in every year of their life, so you basically need to know how much he has to live, and then you know how many birthdays he's gonna have, let's say he has 76 and then you do that to another person then get for example 84 and then you do that with every person in the world and then add every birthday of every person. And that's how you find out the amount of birthdays in the world
14:06 even with 1 letter gone, that still isn't the correct spelling for "nazis"
it's not hard people
i didn't even notice lmao
366, since you say "these 2 guys share the same birthday"
Fartield
How I spell Garfield with my eyes closed, I guess
Garfeild
Lmao I would have spelled it right
But I always confuse e and I.
Garfield is awesome
boys only 1k subs left till this channel hits 1m
Gardueld ah shit well close enough
For the first one, wouldn't it be 7 billion because there can be more than one birthday per day? Or am I an idiot?
Garield harioee gardiked
I type Garfield with my eyes closed 3 times
17:59 I still put powdered milk in my milk and its fucking delicious
7 billion because there are multiple birthdays at one day
The 2nd one is so true.
When you are eating every flavor jelly beans and acidentally eat grass flavor.
I haven't tasted this science I was 5
15:45 false. that is a native american
10:41 what if you ask maybe
Happy Birthday to all 21 million people around the world celebrating their birthday today👍
Actually, since we say it like January 20th 2023 it should actually be Month Date Year as in 1/20/2023, or at least people should stop arguing because both make perfect sense. Just all use the same thing so people know when the crap everybody's talking about without compilations. We just need to wait for the perfect moment where we can change it and people who got used to one wouldn't struggle or would die soon so that a new generation can learn the new/old and taking over format-
Uhm, back to the point I was going to get to - day month year is 👍 because it's just common sense, day month year but month day year is creative fun and memorable and that's how we say it out loud at least in English so that's how English says it tbh I'm getting off topic but I wonder if people in other languages say it "20 January 2023" ? You can also say the "20th of January 2023" but I think we should all know why that's not valid in this situation-
Monospace?? I don't get it...
9:53
Wow
There's actually 366 birthdays
Welllllllll actually there’s bigger rocks just nobody who has stood on me
I think it's 7 billion birthdays and we have 365 days for it. But I think it's 7 billion bc sometimes you have more than 1 birthdays on one day.
if you run as fast as you can in a race are you speedrunning speedrunning
a footrace though... I don't think it would hold true for a car race or something like that
@@theocelotninja1028 I said run as fast as you can