Bottled Water Tier List

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  • Опубліковано 28 гру 2020
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    The Liquid Ladder is a zany new measurement system that you can use to safely rank things that many people deem too dangerous to rank. Our patented system goes all the way from S to F, so you can be rest assured that you're getting the most precise information possible. In this episode of Liquid Ladder, we taste test every water known to mankind to figure out, once and for all, the best way to stay hydrated.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 26 тис.

  • @TheFoundationDatabase
    @TheFoundationDatabase 3 роки тому +4966

    This guy kinda looks like Charlie but he’s got a black t-shirt instead.

  • @dammitsammit5385
    @dammitsammit5385 3 роки тому +2037

    This isn’t an accurate Tier list because all the water he touches turns to wine

    • @adamon5577
      @adamon5577 3 роки тому +20

      🙏

    • @grayson9124
      @grayson9124 3 роки тому +67

      He used his power to make it vodka instead so the video was more believable

    • @enosdirk6542
      @enosdirk6542 3 роки тому +28

      but does the quality of the wine correspond with the quality of the water?

    • @axea4554
      @axea4554 3 роки тому +3

      Perhaps

    • @brentsels7447
      @brentsels7447 3 роки тому +10

      @@enosdirk6542 These are the questions that matter

  • @SavoOnYT
    @SavoOnYT Рік тому +346

    Charlie: “Where are they sourcing this water from?”
    Matt: “Hell”

    • @SephTheHuntress
      @SephTheHuntress Рік тому +5

      Would be accurate if it's sourced from Michigan.

  • @stupidmemes4u2see59
    @stupidmemes4u2see59 Рік тому +1509

    Fun fact: Dasani adds extra salt to their drink so you are immediately thirsty later, then they’ll make deals with movie theatre’s to only sell their water, so your in a loop of constantly buying their water

    • @humanwhoexists5379
      @humanwhoexists5379 Рік тому +57

      I personally love smart water the best it really is refreshing and makes you not thirst

    • @taywil2195
      @taywil2195 Рік тому

      The small amount salt in that water can't even make you thirstier. Stop being brain dead

    • @Asarrrrrr
      @Asarrrrrr Рік тому +93

      As someone who is salt deficient I love dasani. I don't like how it makes me mouth dry tho

    • @enolopanr9820
      @enolopanr9820 Рік тому +1

      bottled water is just a scam, it reminds me of the lorax where the dumb people spend money on bottled air

    • @rapidrush6033
      @rapidrush6033 Рік тому +154

      I refuse to believe that dasani isn’t just ocean water that was filtered with a broken filter from the 80s, it’s honestly on that level of good for you as wel

  • @kareamalaa1510
    @kareamalaa1510 3 роки тому +3652

    Charlie wears so many white shirts when he is wearing a black shirt it looks like a suit on him

    • @MasonNat
      @MasonNat 3 роки тому +115

      Caught me way off guard

    • @johnmitchell15
      @johnmitchell15 3 роки тому +17

      @J Dude why

    • @ok-ek4sf
      @ok-ek4sf 3 роки тому

      @@portugeese_man_o_war You are so incredibly funny

    • @socketyellow3
      @socketyellow3 3 роки тому +5

      @@portugeese_man_o_war what you mean? He’s always been wearing black shirts

    • @remastered6825
      @remastered6825 3 роки тому

      I am awesome 🦵👁👁🦵

  • @finleyisraarfraser8579
    @finleyisraarfraser8579 3 роки тому +2940

    He always sounds like he commited his whole life on the topic he talks about.

    • @cowman3449
      @cowman3449 3 роки тому +16

      Ikr

    • @Sebastian-yr7jr
      @Sebastian-yr7jr 3 роки тому +111

      thats why everyone believes him to the fullest

    • @anisomniac5931
      @anisomniac5931 3 роки тому +55

      He's very trustworthy.

    • @ojaspathare2295
      @ojaspathare2295 3 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂 true

    • @hel2727
      @hel2727 3 роки тому +45

      he knows his way with words, I've never heard more specific jokes or roasts than charlie comes up with

  • @Justanotherpersonontheinternet
    @Justanotherpersonontheinternet Рік тому +230

    I was at the airport, and because I hate the water they serve on the plane, I went to one of the little convenience stores that they have near the gates, and I had the choice between Aquafina and Evian. I obviously chose Evian bc that shit slaps 30,000 feet in the air.

    • @pbabiesinspace6112
      @pbabiesinspace6112 Рік тому

      Hahaha. 21 people got your joke sir and/or mam.

    • @ricardovilleneuve8662
      @ricardovilleneuve8662 11 місяців тому +7

      Yeah dont drink water from the plane. Its literally hose water and the tank can sit hours in the sun sometimes because the guys are busy with the luggages.

    • @Scp-wh2qe
      @Scp-wh2qe 6 місяців тому

      ok

    • @Ilivepuppys
      @Ilivepuppys 4 місяці тому

      @@ricardovilleneuve8662 old comment but I wanted to say if anyone orders water on a plane they should be labeled as insane, at least get some type of soda or something at least than it will taste slightly better

  • @gigguk
    @gigguk 3 роки тому +38375

    Finally, someone who understands not all water is created equal.

    • @strippedsweater
      @strippedsweater 3 роки тому +408

      I will be the first to comment... I have been given the power!

    • @jmr10s16
      @jmr10s16 3 роки тому +261

      spring water the best water

    • @user-sy5xv3ne1x
      @user-sy5xv3ne1x 3 роки тому +51

      i

    • @Dakurlz0740
      @Dakurlz0740 3 роки тому +345

      It’s all about the acquired taste in the synergy of the minerals combined with the smoothness of the h20

    • @lightningboy3219
      @lightningboy3219 3 роки тому +55

      I honestly like smart water

  • @avaangel777
    @avaangel777 3 роки тому +2305

    charlie: *wearing a black shirt*
    “im all dressed up today”

    • @clubcart4976
      @clubcart4976 3 роки тому

      yup 😌

    • @jacobhiggins2356
      @jacobhiggins2356 3 роки тому +31

      *proceeds to wear white shirt while testing the water*

    • @sunnysanjo
      @sunnysanjo 3 роки тому +3

      I never noticed that in most of his videos, Charlie has some sort of white t shirt on

    • @gothamboys3077
      @gothamboys3077 3 роки тому

      Jacob Higgins pretty sure he pre recorded it

    • @prod.deathwish
      @prod.deathwish 3 роки тому +5

      @@sunnysanjo you just now noticed 😂

  • @ziltoidtheomniscient2398
    @ziltoidtheomniscient2398 Рік тому +47

    As a North-Eastern US denizen, I'm honored that they reviewed glorious Poland Spring and appreciated its quenchiness.

    • @cama9649
      @cama9649 10 місяців тому +1

      Facts it’s really the best water on earth

    • @vexial97
      @vexial97 22 дні тому

      @@cama9649nah second best. Zephyrhills is top tier

  • @safiandmarcodishoutonmovie590
    @safiandmarcodishoutonmovie590 Рік тому +250

    My dad used to get mad that I got a different water like Ice Mountain or Fiji and he'd be like "Why can't I drink Dasani!? There's no difference!"

    • @yoda2495
      @yoda2495 Рік тому +18

      I'd say Dasani is the only one that's different. Too mineral-y

    • @flordelizhawk358
      @flordelizhawk358 Рік тому +19

      @@yoda2495 probably because it contains salt.

    • @kennethgrey7829
      @kennethgrey7829 Рік тому +9

      Ice Mountain is my go to water.

    • @safiandmarcodishoutonmovie590
      @safiandmarcodishoutonmovie590 Рік тому +1

      @@kennethgrey7829 mine too now!

    • @Miguel-jm2pf
      @Miguel-jm2pf 11 місяців тому +1

      Except Dasani is one of the only waters that makes you feel thirsty after drinking it lmao

  • @matthewhill6066
    @matthewhill6066 3 роки тому +4162

    This test is flawed, all of Charlie’s water turned to wine when it hit his mouth

    • @nawaf6127
      @nawaf6127 3 роки тому +176

      Dasani didn’t cause it isn’t water its clear urine

    • @eupheriaproductions2933
      @eupheriaproductions2933 3 роки тому +66

      Underrated comment

    • @xxatomantxx67
      @xxatomantxx67 3 роки тому +125

      That’s where that rose-y hue must’ve came from.

    • @WellBeSerious12
      @WellBeSerious12 3 роки тому +4

      @@xxatomantxx67
      Who has red piss?

    • @pelegthecynic9476
      @pelegthecynic9476 3 роки тому +36

      @@WellBeSerious12 isn’t piss supposed to be red?

  • @N0PH0B14
    @N0PH0B14 3 роки тому +5304

    He's rating water.
    You could say he is...
    *Moist Critical*

    • @bmanhorn9909
      @bmanhorn9909 3 роки тому +83

      Hahaha thank you that was great

    • @KeyInC21
      @KeyInC21 3 роки тому +179

      That is the worst joke ever but it’s clever and it works and it is a good pun. Have a thumbs up kind sir

    • @basketball4261
      @basketball4261 3 роки тому +52

      Take my like idiot

    • @aakashdusane
      @aakashdusane 3 роки тому +35

      if this comment doesn't blow up, I'll lose faith in humanity

    • @darklegion3693
      @darklegion3693 3 роки тому +2

      @Shungite of stupidity ok.
      Edit: curiosity killed the cat.

  • @SacredMilkOG
    @SacredMilkOG Рік тому +74

    Fiji- no disputes it's good and not just hype.
    Was excited to see how you felt about Evian... it's no Fiji for sure, very different. Evian is like drinking straight out of crisp snow.
    Personally I'd give it the A tier but I guess B is not so bad.

    • @MadWatcher
      @MadWatcher 3 місяці тому

      You could just drink water from the tap

    • @debrahennip2266
      @debrahennip2266 3 місяці тому

      ​@@MadWatcher Damn really?

  • @BandannaBread
    @BandannaBread Рік тому +36

    I'd love to see a blind water taste test. There will be some difference, but the mind does play a factor as well

  • @lard1414
    @lard1414 3 роки тому +888

    He’s critiquing the moist, as advertised

  • @mariepayann
    @mariepayann Рік тому +579

    The reason that you feel thirsty, or after you drink, Aquafina and dasani is because they have large amounts of salt in them for water, and that’s why they sell it in amusement parks to make you thirstier and make you buy more.

  • @bruhify
    @bruhify 3 роки тому +7602

    you know charlie's serious when he has the black shirt on

  • @Kwip_
    @Kwip_ Рік тому +53

    You know shit's real when Charlie is wearing a different colored shirt.

  • @TheFirstCurse1
    @TheFirstCurse1 Рік тому +46

    I love that they probably were sitting and joking around like "We should make a bottled water tier list" and it turned into comedy gold.

  • @Duckus
    @Duckus 3 роки тому +5381

    I just watched 2 grown men drink bottled water for 28 minutes straight

  • @grahamsherman99
    @grahamsherman99 3 роки тому +1811

    Surprised he didn’t turn them into wine and just start doing a wine tier list

    • @peanutmadcow416
      @peanutmadcow416 3 роки тому +17

      XD
      he should do that tho

    • @pangolinh
      @pangolinh 3 роки тому +87

      dasani would be actual blood instead of wine

    • @Benjamin_ireland
      @Benjamin_ireland 3 роки тому +2

      sober man

    • @schmooca
      @schmooca 3 роки тому +2

      ruined the very fitting 666 sorry

    • @sparkz6349
      @sparkz6349 3 роки тому +3

      @@pangolinh it would be aids blood

  • @ezrato
    @ezrato Рік тому +26

    Came here to see Fiji Water get it's deserved acclaim and you didn't disappoint

  • @squishyturtles1648
    @squishyturtles1648 Рік тому +16

    As a man from the northeast I appreciate the respect for Poland springs fairly priced quality water.

  • @juliuskingsley4434
    @juliuskingsley4434 3 роки тому +2048

    The people who think all water tastes the same can't tell the difference between coke and pepsi.

    • @ROCKYPLAYA
      @ROCKYPLAYA 3 роки тому +8

      AYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

    • @missingno2401
      @missingno2401 3 роки тому +20

      i swear theres a difference

    • @wat5709
      @wat5709 3 роки тому +74

      I have very specific tastes with my water but I can’t tell the difference between coke and Pepsi

    • @ROCKYPLAYA
      @ROCKYPLAYA 3 роки тому +9

      @@wat5709 WAT!?

    • @juliuskingsley4434
      @juliuskingsley4434 3 роки тому +13

      @@missingno2401 ye there is. Pepsi has a very distinct ginger aspect to it aside from the other differences

  • @theradiantdehd3997
    @theradiantdehd3997 3 роки тому +1841

    I’m convinced Black Shirt Charlie is actually White Shirt Charlie’s evil twin that locked White Shirt Charlie in the closet after he filmed all the taste testing.

    • @alexdef3063
      @alexdef3063 3 роки тому +12

      Kingdom hearts be like :

    • @StarWarsftw12
      @StarWarsftw12 3 роки тому +25

      THE LORE

    • @dontpinme9321
      @dontpinme9321 3 роки тому +2

      U cant just lock away god

    • @bottlechief3468
      @bottlechief3468 3 роки тому +9

      @@dontpinme9321 However, an another god can.

    • @theradiantdehd3997
      @theradiantdehd3997 3 роки тому +5

      @@alexdef3063 And Charlie’s clones, puppets, heartless, and nobodies must be destroyed through the power of light and friendship with Disney (Trademark) characters in order to destroy the darkness in Black Shirt Charlie’s heart!

  • @mikebarnacle1469
    @mikebarnacle1469 Рік тому +21

    I thought it was just a joke but like half way in I started to become convinced... I've been living like a savage my whole life drinking any low grade water that comes my way

    • @kingkit4856
      @kingkit4856 2 місяці тому

      all water tastes different and no one believes me 😭 welcome to the water sommelier club

  • @joshuas3265
    @joshuas3265 7 місяців тому +4

    Neuvillette watching: “Delectable.”

  • @piknos3381
    @piknos3381 3 роки тому +1833

    Black shirt Charlie is the next form of white shirt Charlie when he's sufficiently hydrated

  • @aceredoxgaming8561
    @aceredoxgaming8561 3 роки тому +1323

    I like how Charlie considers a black t-shirt more dressed up than a white t-shirt

    • @cob4446
      @cob4446 3 роки тому +62

      Because it is

    • @mono-k
      @mono-k 3 роки тому +5

      Duh

    • @theycallmezent9958
      @theycallmezent9958 3 роки тому +7

      meh i think he just picked up a random shirt and wore it like its any other day for the rest of the day

    • @dandenaidis6662
      @dandenaidis6662 3 роки тому +15

      @shagbag913 *Visible confusion*
      *Confused screaming*

    • @coltonmatthews3585
      @coltonmatthews3585 3 роки тому +1

      @shagbag913 lol

  • @bageltime8983
    @bageltime8983 Рік тому +13

    This is kinda the most important tier list on this channel,because the king of moisture is rating how good moisture is.

  • @alexp8400
    @alexp8400 Рік тому +18

    I love that Dasani's ingredients state that it technically has two versions of salt in it. Salt is I'm assuming table salt, or salt of the like, and magnesium sulfate which is Epsom salt. Granted, Epsom salt isn't salt, but it has a very similar chemical compound as table salt.

    • @exMuteKid
      @exMuteKid 3 місяці тому

      It’s in the parts per million. So if it has 100ppm of Mg and like 300ppm of SO4 it’s around 400ppm of MgSO4 (epsom salt) I have a feeling I’m making a small mistake in the total ppm but it should be around that.
      It’s not enough to make any significant difference except for preventing it from absorbing minerals from the body like distilled water would.

  • @manefame4681
    @manefame4681 3 роки тому +1799

    Charlie wearing a black shirt is literally as rare as a solar eclipse

    • @mdc9124
      @mdc9124 3 роки тому +17

      “literally”

    • @yeeyee9294
      @yeeyee9294 3 роки тому +65

      Solar eclipses happen 2-4 times a year, Charlie wears black t shirt less than that lol.

    • @wusu8828
      @wusu8828 3 роки тому +27

      @@yeeyee9294 its more rare,like a blue moon

    • @unwantedguest8431
      @unwantedguest8431 3 роки тому +1

      @@mdc9124* latirely*

    • @mrworm285
      @mrworm285 3 роки тому +27

      @@wusu8828 a blue moon happens once every blue moon. He wears black shirts even less than that.

  • @krisventures6795
    @krisventures6795 3 роки тому +800

    There’s two Charles that we now can confirm exist, Charles white and Charles black

  • @mikeroseiii
    @mikeroseiii 10 місяців тому +5

    Dasani and Aquafina both taste like they’ve been in a water gun for 2 years

  • @chezz7040
    @chezz7040 Рік тому +5

    that Dasani water expires today...

  • @_lrxd_
    @_lrxd_ 3 роки тому +7895

    This guy has a horrible Charlie impression, he can’t even wear a white t shirt

  • @SquillyBR
    @SquillyBR 3 роки тому +1630

    The last catastrophe of 2020 is Charlie wearing a black t-shirt.

    • @yanfei7782
      @yanfei7782 3 роки тому +34

      Charlie is the white t-shirt.

    • @toxic_Zerk
      @toxic_Zerk 3 роки тому +5

      I was waiting for someone to say something 😂

    • @karatedrew4451
      @karatedrew4451 3 роки тому +1

      @@yanfei7782 he’s talking about when Charlie ranks the thing not when he drinks.

    • @bilalhussain6321
      @bilalhussain6321 3 роки тому +3

      Shade is slipping through

    • @yanfei7782
      @yanfei7782 3 роки тому +6

      @@karatedrew4451 I don't know what that has to do with what I said.

  • @Nepisalright
    @Nepisalright Рік тому +33

    recently went to disney and even in 96° F heat, i refused to drink a single drop of dasani (especially since there’s no point in drinking it if it’ll just continue to make you thirsty), i could only ever find occasional carts with smart water so i just had to pull through and drink that instead. it was torture.

  • @limbomask4745
    @limbomask4745 Рік тому +20

    Thinking about Dasani made my throat hurt

  • @Tynado
    @Tynado 3 роки тому +6680

    I've gotten so bored on youtube I've resorted to watching some dudes drink water. Still better than most content on this cursed site.

    • @Region8gaming
      @Region8gaming 3 роки тому +198

      Lmao check out his other videos this is Charlie's youtube channel but he wasnt on this video, he looks like the guy with the black shirt

    • @Number_27
      @Number_27 3 роки тому +51

      watch more, penguinz0 is one of my favorite youtubers

    • @Tynado
      @Tynado 3 роки тому +158

      @@Number_27 dont worry I watch this guy a lot, just thought about what im watching. two dudes. drinking water.

    • @biggiecheese3616
      @biggiecheese3616 3 роки тому +92

      "Some dudes" you know you're talking about Jesus himself right?

    • @pokemon12149
      @pokemon12149 3 роки тому +24

      Bro if Sir Charles is in the video I'm fucking watching it.

  • @gunnar_k01
    @gunnar_k01 3 роки тому +2239

    Isn’t it strange how homeless Jesus drinking water and rating it is better than half the content on this god forsaken platform

    • @DarkElixir-iz7jk
      @DarkElixir-iz7jk 3 роки тому +27

      More like half the content of the entire internet

    • @BassMSL
      @BassMSL 3 роки тому +6

      Trust me, he's far from Jesus.

    • @Alex.R.O.P
      @Alex.R.O.P 3 роки тому

      Do you always talk this much shit?

    • @Saiyangoddess72
      @Saiyangoddess72 3 роки тому +8

      Homeless? How? Based on that kitchen he's clearly richer than everyone I have ever or will ever see

    • @kadeschmidt1214
      @kadeschmidt1214 3 роки тому +1

      Redditor moment

  • @Pickleman2006
    @Pickleman2006 11 місяців тому +2

    Never thought I would sit and watch two guys rank water but here I am and I don’t regret it

  • @user-yk9go5fr5w
    @user-yk9go5fr5w 2 місяці тому +2

    My friends always think I’m crazy for knowing water tastes different

  • @skitzthegemini
    @skitzthegemini 3 роки тому +722

    “Aquafina: It might save your life, but at what cost?”

    • @monkigaming8335
      @monkigaming8335 3 роки тому +21

      I wouldn't give Aquafina to my plants.

    • @razkable
      @razkable 3 роки тому +6

      i love how they did this random ass poland spring but not crystal geyser?...and they did zephyrhills but not arrowhead or kirkland signatue springwell really?..sorry but do the waters people have heard of ....

    • @thedash9783
      @thedash9783 3 роки тому +2

      I have not heard of most of these waters except Poland spring smart water Dasani and Aquafina

    • @PeterNjeim
      @PeterNjeim 3 роки тому +4

      @@razkable He said he got them from the gas station, so brands like kirkland won't be there

    • @tsumo1
      @tsumo1 3 роки тому +2

      @@PeterNjeim Kirkland water is legit so good

  • @justlilly7653
    @justlilly7653 3 роки тому +4336

    Charlie in a black shirt makes me feel so special, like he's at a wedding or something, it's a special occasion.

    • @thatkid6401
      @thatkid6401 3 роки тому +47

      Holy crap he is always in a white shirt

    • @necrothescistt8164
      @necrothescistt8164 3 роки тому +12

      @@thatkid6401 makes him look like Justin Whang

    • @illusive4653
      @illusive4653 3 роки тому +47

      dark side charlie

    • @japanime555
      @japanime555 3 роки тому +21

      He’s going to a funeral because he’s SLAYING puss

    • @Paul-jv3cq
      @Paul-jv3cq 3 роки тому +8

      or a funeral

  • @RealMrMizter
    @RealMrMizter Рік тому +9

    6:04 this is real, companies like Dasani and Aquafina add more salt to make you thirstier and buy more at places like the fair

    • @loope_
      @loope_ Рік тому +3

      Damn I would never drink dasani water

    • @elijahsisneros6861
      @elijahsisneros6861 Рік тому

      That's why I stopped drinking Dasani, didn't know that Aquafina was the same but I never liked it anyway.

    • @quangamershyguyyz7166
      @quangamershyguyyz7166 Рік тому

      All water has salt in it.

  • @Thatoneguy-ve7hd
    @Thatoneguy-ve7hd Рік тому +5

    I love the fact that they are dissecting water is funny as heck

  • @decadense5738
    @decadense5738 3 роки тому +1363

    *This is the Moistest Tier List of All Time*

  • @LC-fx2lo
    @LC-fx2lo 3 роки тому +1195

    In high school they only had Aquafina and Dasani in the soda machines, and honestly it was a choice between a migraine (Aquafina) or feeling more thirsty after drinking it (Dasani).

    • @mikebarnes7441
      @mikebarnes7441 3 роки тому +11

      Bullshit

    • @nathan7627
      @nathan7627 3 роки тому +46

      @@mikebarnes7441 what?

    • @windexsteve5855
      @windexsteve5855 3 роки тому +100

      @@nothingnothing1799 the sodium in dasani makes you more thirsty

    • @MrJoekinggiant74
      @MrJoekinggiant74 3 роки тому +6

      Great Value water does the same where it makes you more thirsty after drinking

    • @strongmoose4937
      @strongmoose4937 3 роки тому +46

      @@windexsteve5855 oh my god its a villainous scheme, they make you more thirsty so you will buy more water from them

  • @trainerred1345
    @trainerred1345 Рік тому +35

    I am beyond all of you. I grew up drinking water out of the watering hose outside.

  • @kylerstrickler1750
    @kylerstrickler1750 Рік тому +13

    I love Matt so much lol he’s the perfect partner for Charlie’s madness

  • @mcgalllavich
    @mcgalllavich 3 роки тому +451

    *Wears anything other than white tee*
    "I've dressed up today"

    • @xenxkisu
      @xenxkisu 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/zHVKHqGvlCQ/v-deo.html

    • @sczln
      @sczln 3 роки тому +4

      He took the time out of his day to make his outfit don't judge him

    • @mcgalllavich
      @mcgalllavich 3 роки тому +2

      @@sczln you are right, I've been too harsh

  • @okaywhat11
    @okaywhat11 2 роки тому +1325

    Love how they had the wine glasses as a backup if Charlie accidentally turned that water into wine

  • @RomanMcMillan
    @RomanMcMillan Рік тому +3

    Well that Fiji water has finally expired

  • @cceres
    @cceres Рік тому +5

    I used to get Fiji water as kind of a treat, just because I always feel a little bad about spending money on water for it's own sake. People look at me like I'm crazy when I say it's hands down the best water when there are so many better reasons to look at me like I'm crazy.

  • @EpicAwesomesauce
    @EpicAwesomesauce 3 роки тому +460

    Guys don't worry. Charlie just has his dark mode on.

    • @YFM_bluc
      @YFM_bluc 3 роки тому

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @lilporky8565
      @lilporky8565 3 роки тому

      Wrong video?

    • @Dimushroomitri
      @Dimushroomitri 3 роки тому +3

      @@lilporky8565 no, he was talking about his black shirt

    • @lilporky8565
      @lilporky8565 3 роки тому +1

      @@Dimushroomitri He's wearing a white shirt in this video, so I don't know what you're talking about.

  • @bbluva20
    @bbluva20 3 роки тому +595

    “I’m dressed up today.”
    *wears long sleeve black shirt instead of short sleeve white*
    I guess Charlie isn’t targeting the baseline consciousness anymore.

    • @Signaem
      @Signaem 3 роки тому

      Jaja i get it

    • @Atharva5720
      @Atharva5720 3 роки тому

      @Alexandre Crevier i suppose that is his right hand unless the footage is mirrored.

    • @JD-yn8ce
      @JD-yn8ce 3 роки тому

      i get it ;)

  • @000585677
    @000585677 Рік тому +1

    this provided a whole new type of joy to me, one that I'm also completely incapable of explaining

  • @billyredfern-webb7213
    @billyredfern-webb7213 Рік тому +1

    this is exactly what i needed today.

  • @Darith926
    @Darith926 3 роки тому +681

    Ok, I want to, nay, I NEED to tab in here.
    I've worked as the dedicated stock clerk for the water section of a grocery store, and while working that position: I made it my sworn duty to learn what water is good, bad, and the best.
    I wanted to have accurate opinions ready to go the moment any customer felt brazen enough to subscribe to the angry newsletter that is my mouth. So here's what I learned:
    Water falls into 5 categories: Purified, Spring, Mineral, Distilled, and Tap.
    If you want to make your decision easy as pie, here's how those 5 categories rank: Distilled < Tap < Purified < Mineral < Spring.
    Now, putting Spring above Mineral may upset some folks, and putting Distilled BELOW Tap may just sound insanely stupid, but here's the facts folks:
    Distilled water is water that has been robbed of everything that isn't water. This may sound good at first, but it also means taking out vital minerals and bacteria's which our bodies need to survive.
    There's a category of water called Akaline which I have deemed unworthy of being called water. Why? Because it's not water. You heard me: Anyone who's been drinking those "Akaline 10+!" bottles has NOT been consuming water. Natural water has an akaline score of 7-9. This is also the ideal range for our bodies. Some scientific idiots decided it would be smart to use electrodes, (or something), to alter water into a higher akalinity. Artificially manufacturing 10+ water like this is outright criminal, as it makes the water unhealthy when consumed in sizable amounts, (even our daily gallon). People have spread myths about it "preventing cancer", and preventing is a funny word for something which might actually cause it. Distilled water might as well be treated just as bad. Choosing to drink Distilled is like choose to eat Sand for the rest of your life. You won't be getting the nutrients you need.
    Tap is worse than Purified, but not by much in terms of taste. Purified has a DISTINCT flavor profile. I can drink ANY bottle water, whether it claims to be Spring, Mineral, or Purified, and I can tell you if it's Purified, Spring, or Mineral. Each of these categories is distinct in profile, and Purified just tastes bad when you compare it.
    So, what makes Spring better than Mineral? Well, once again, here's the facts:
    Mineral water is, quite simply, a denser version of Spring water. See, Spring water is called "Spring" because it comes from natural springs. These springs, as you may have guessed, have rocks and minerals lining them. All Spring water has a unique combination of minerals from the Spring it came from. This means EVERY brand of Spring water, (assuming it's not Purified. I won't name which brands sell themselves as Spring when they used Purifiers on their water), has a different taste; so it's worth trying them all to see which particular spring speaks to your taste buds.
    Mineral Water is that, but more. It comes from springs running deep in the earth. Places where the water is so filtered through minerals in the earth that it takes on a sharper profile. Mineral water is the Carbonated drink of nature, and that's what makes it a popular choice for people wanting to drink healthier. But wait, I said Spring was better. If Mineral water is just a different flavor profile, then how is Spring better? You may have guessed already, but for the reverse reason that Distilled is a bad choice: Too many minerals can be unhealthy. GRANTED: Mineral water will be a HELL of a lot better than soda or sparkling water. You can't even compare carbonated drinks to water. They're just awful. Still, at the end of the day:
    Spring is the happiest middle ground between Distilled having nothing in it, and Mineral having perhaps too much.
    Now, my personal preference for the best Spring water you can buy? I haven't watched this video yet, as I didn't want Critical's godlike charisma to sway the truth in an unholy direction, and so without further ado: The absolute best bottled water that I could try from the shelf of my grocery store, (Yes, I tried them all to find the best), iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis: Acqua Panna
    Seriously, if you're a connoisseur like me, and you haven't tried Acqua Panna: Get on it. My brother-in-law is a fellow Water lover, and every year I get him a bottle of Acqua Panna as a Christmas gift, and he jumps at it every time! (He used to be a Fiji fan, but now he's tasted what the BEST Spring water tastes like :P)
    Edit: I started Critical's video here, and I saw that he doesn't have Acqua Panna present... Miserable cur!

  • @shirakiparis
    @shirakiparis 3 роки тому +676

    everybody’s talking about the black t-shirt, but was anyone else bothered by that strand of hair tucked into the wrong side of charlie’s hair part

  • @gamingpro2216
    @gamingpro2216 Рік тому +15

    The reason Aquafina makes you thirstier isn't because they add salt, but because ALL the minerals are removed by reverse osmosis. So it draws the minerals and moisture from your mouth making you fell thirstier.

  • @mryoshiyoshi451
    @mryoshiyoshi451 Рік тому +4

    18:25 they are here!

  • @tatherva7387
    @tatherva7387 3 роки тому +1832

    Context for the zero people who still care: Poland is a place in Maine. Maine is notorious for naming townships after other random locations around the globe. There's also Belfast, Norway, Paris, Rome, Naples, Sweden, Peru, Mexico, and China, all towns or villages in Maine. Also the population is mainly (heh) french.

    • @priestfans6554
      @priestfans6554 3 роки тому +66

      Don’t forget New England. Not the same thing obviously, but the Massachusetts/Maine area absolutely.

    • @Apple13556
      @Apple13556 3 роки тому +3

      Tn6guy

    • @willhersey3884
      @willhersey3884 3 роки тому +31

      Damn im from maine and forgot about china lmao

    • @GnosticAtheist
      @GnosticAtheist 3 роки тому +5

      My nation is a town in Maine? Huh...

    • @xskarjewelsx6128
      @xskarjewelsx6128 3 роки тому +5

      i have lived in maine my whole life getting ready to move....cant wait this place sucks

  • @aidenmcclain9400
    @aidenmcclain9400 3 роки тому +532

    You've forgotten my favorite water
    Great Value Purified Bottled Water

    • @inari9425
      @inari9425 3 роки тому +17

      You've already earned a sub

    • @crimbouttagetit3854
      @crimbouttagetit3854 3 роки тому +33

      shits gonna taste like liquid mayo lol

    • @deathgun4638
      @deathgun4638 3 роки тому +13

      Taist like plastic to me

    • @CeLeb144
      @CeLeb144 3 роки тому +11

      I like Sams Walmart water, the bottles hold more water.

    • @guydude439
      @guydude439 3 роки тому +10

      Food Lion be handling out God's Sweat in bottles

  • @kristoferhalim858
    @kristoferhalim858 Рік тому +7

    Disani has these ingredients to give it taste
    Me:"i can taste the saharan desert"

  • @MightyWinz
    @MightyWinz Рік тому

    This is actually a video I’ve been waiting for

  • @mandyrae5219
    @mandyrae5219 3 роки тому +1057

    charlie’s wearing a black shirt bc he’s serious about his water 💧

    • @BeyondTheFlames
      @BeyondTheFlames 3 роки тому +3

      i hope i dont get woooosh’d, but what

    • @mr.legacy6396
      @mr.legacy6396 3 роки тому +2

      Something life changing happened :D

    • @pepesilvia429
      @pepesilvia429 3 роки тому +4

      @@BeyondTheFlames he always wears a white shirt

    • @xenxkisu
      @xenxkisu 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/zHVKHqGvlCQ/v-deo.html

    • @hog5494
      @hog5494 3 роки тому

      @@BeyondTheFlames r/whooshieewhoosh

  • @MarrowBerries
    @MarrowBerries 2 роки тому +1339

    Aquafina is the type of water you buy while at a concert dying thirsty and it BARELY quenches your thirst

    • @bush_kit
      @bush_kit 2 роки тому +17

      Are you a Hutu or a Tutsi?
      When I drink from a water fountain I let the water come out for a few seconds to blast the bacteria out and then I drink it

    • @ordinarytwat69
      @ordinarytwat69 2 роки тому +27

      you only take 2 drinks and find it in the back of your car 3 months later

    • @Lukzzzzs
      @Lukzzzzs 2 роки тому +5

      Also it can cause cavities

    • @handson4580
      @handson4580 2 роки тому +4

      @@ordinarytwat69 oddly accurate

    • @jxckhxncho7121
      @jxckhxncho7121 Рік тому +2

      That’s kinda disgusting and scary if you think abt it

  • @ROT4RYfc3s
    @ROT4RYfc3s Рік тому +3

    Charlie is such a god damn boss doesn't even have to do his own video sponsors

  • @jonathanfarley1660
    @jonathanfarley1660 11 місяців тому +2

    For those who don't know, Poland Springs is the name of the spring that the brand gets their water from. Clean water, lack of taste; that's actual spring water.

  • @HawksNestYT
    @HawksNestYT 3 роки тому +1884

    I can’t believe they didn’t do Voss as well

    • @Josh-xm4cp
      @Josh-xm4cp 3 роки тому +27

      voss is the best

    • @jbibl6109
      @jbibl6109 3 роки тому +4

      Wtf are you doing here 😃

    • @silent6777
      @silent6777 3 роки тому +21

      OR ARROW HEAD

    • @THEWATER3UCKET
      @THEWATER3UCKET 3 роки тому +5

      Voss isn't at any has stations I've been to.

    • @_sanchez8166
      @_sanchez8166 3 роки тому +3

      Fr I even had the glass Voss bottles and they were the best

  • @happybroski2112
    @happybroski2112 3 роки тому +448

    Fun fact: unlike most of the other water bottles, Dasani actually has an ingredient list: water, sodium (yes, the sodium that makes you thirsty to begin with)

    • @cherryy4639
      @cherryy4639 3 роки тому +24

      Yes but it’s still stripped of its nutrients real water is supposed to ha d 3 main ingredients and 5 in total. People get mad when other tell them the water they have been drinking is bad. They pull the whole “well I’ve been drinking it for years and I’m fine” lol why would you be okay with companies lying to you about what’s in your body 😂🤦‍♀️

    • @mikemike9438
      @mikemike9438 3 роки тому +2

      It’s water you clown

    • @cherryy4639
      @cherryy4639 3 роки тому +1

      @@mikemike9438 me or the guy?

    • @user-gk4jp6lt2b
      @user-gk4jp6lt2b 3 роки тому +30

      No wonder my thirst never feels quenched when I drink Dasani.

    • @cherryy4639
      @cherryy4639 3 роки тому

      @@mikemike9438 oh...I see what your saying it doesn’t need an ingredient list bc it’s water. But actually it’s suppose to water doesn’t have “ingredients” but it has minerals. The minerals that’s in water needs to be stated. In the nutrients list and the reason why deer park and the rest don’t have it is bc they stripped the water of it’s minerals....

  • @christianst.hilaire6712
    @christianst.hilaire6712 Рік тому +1

    Being from Maine and listening to them talk about Poland Spring water brought on a lot of different emotions

  • @beantown567
    @beantown567 Рік тому +18

    I worked at a KFC/Taco Bell and we had Pepsi which means we had Aquafina. That is the only time I have ever seen someone change their mind from bottled water to tap water.

  • @John-doe955
    @John-doe955 3 роки тому +217

    When I was in junior high I actually liked Dasani because it was better then the schools water. I later found out that our schools pipes were lead, and that Dasani was only good when compared to water from lead pipes older then most of the teachers.

    • @sugarmackb
      @sugarmackb 3 роки тому +12

      I believe this.

    • @jimborimbo4375
      @jimborimbo4375 3 роки тому +16

      @@sugarmackb honestly I expect nothing from schools they cheap out at all points

    • @xerogravityy
      @xerogravityy 3 роки тому +3

      Only true sufferers of sad shtty school fountain water can relate to this 💀 So true though! A dasani vending machine was placed right next to our schools fountains , and it was really popular for this reason 😂 Who knew it was just less shitty water

    • @sugarmackb
      @sugarmackb 3 роки тому

      @@jimborimbo4375 we literally had sewage from the bathrooms flood in front of the lunch room like weekly at my high school

    • @John-doe955
      @John-doe955 3 роки тому

      @@sugarmackb we had something similar except it was our music room and not the lunch room, and the whole music room was carpeted and the smell got so bad they had to hire someone to do something about it, I’m not sure what as I had graduated by that point, but i think they had to tear it out due to health issues, same with the lead pipes if I recall correctly.

  • @KestrelTapes
    @KestrelTapes 3 роки тому +16245

    For a true and difficult challenge you should rank different flavored waters in the next vid

  • @korycard6187
    @korycard6187 9 місяців тому +2

    As someone who actually lives in Maine Charlie’s confusion about Poland springs had me on the floor

  • @cygnus-nk3tz
    @cygnus-nk3tz Рік тому +4

    *the water expired charles*

  • @SheerSniper7
    @SheerSniper7 3 роки тому +400

    This is probably the *moistest* meter he's ever done

    • @cadepatton6418
      @cadepatton6418 3 роки тому +3

      Water isn’t wet

    • @hunterreece2387
      @hunterreece2387 3 роки тому

      Is it

    • @acw4power_388
      @acw4power_388 3 роки тому +9

      @@cadepatton6418 dang now I physically have to comment that that is wrong

    • @samonsily1408
      @samonsily1408 3 роки тому

      @Floki Ab but water toughtces(i can not spell) water so that makes water wet?

    • @JacobMartin
      @JacobMartin 3 роки тому

      Nice

  • @NorteXGame
    @NorteXGame 3 роки тому +659

    I'm still questioning why Poland Springs is not available in Poland.

    • @osucarry1411
      @osucarry1411 3 роки тому +31

      That's like asking why Kinder Buenos isn't in Spain

    • @liamryan7239
      @liamryan7239 3 роки тому +16

      Comes from Poland, Maine
      (And other places in Maine)

    • @joecoco8668
      @joecoco8668 3 роки тому +11

      @@liamryan7239 poland spring water is goated for being its price

    • @MultiSteele14
      @MultiSteele14 3 роки тому +5

      They know they are nothing compared to the real deal, like taco bell in mexico.

    • @AndrewT34pot
      @AndrewT34pot 3 роки тому +1

      This is the comment I was looking for

  • @ItsNotMonky
    @ItsNotMonky Рік тому +1

    For evian I take it into account that its bottles are perfect size for a "snack size" and its bottle cap size is amazing.

  • @franzk.himmler1196
    @franzk.himmler1196 Рік тому +1

    0:38 I actually had never heard of Poland Spring until I started stocking them at my grocery store.

  • @highimdamon7101
    @highimdamon7101 3 роки тому +352

    “Look at how clear the water looks, I could see the future from here”
    -Charlie

    • @TheCopyNinja106
      @TheCopyNinja106 3 роки тому +4

      Such a wise man, beyond his years most definitely

  • @laylatowry1452
    @laylatowry1452 3 роки тому +475

    No one:
    Little kids pretending to drink alcohol:

    • @oldreaddy3341
      @oldreaddy3341 3 роки тому +2

      Vodka.

    • @eruptxve2023
      @eruptxve2023 3 роки тому +6

      @@oldreaddy3341 Guess what, you wouldnt believe it, Vodka is alcohol

    • @oldreaddy3341
      @oldreaddy3341 3 роки тому +2

      @@eruptxve2023 Well no shit sherlock. Vodka just so happens to look like water.

    • @bubbasvega2316
      @bubbasvega2316 3 роки тому +3

      @@oldreaddy3341 you lost this one bruh F

  • @99wentworthgaming47
    @99wentworthgaming47 Рік тому +1

    As somebody from Maine, it warms my heart to see poland springs at A

  • @frylerthefrygod
    @frylerthefrygod Місяць тому +2

    19:00 my school sells Dasani for, 5 dollars like it’s just better going to one of the toilets and swirlying yourself especially since they don’t even cool the Dasani so you spend 5 bucks for a warm spat in water

  • @mycoachknowsthesheriff8396
    @mycoachknowsthesheriff8396 3 роки тому +509

    Some water is just yucky and people don’t realize that they’ve been drinking yucky water until they have tasted good water

    • @Freaky_Kroger_Guy
      @Freaky_Kroger_Guy 3 роки тому +5

      I realized it was yucky to start out with

    • @jewlsfromtheroot9k249
      @jewlsfromtheroot9k249 3 роки тому +6

      Alkaline, cucumber mint water

    • @gunnf1re329
      @gunnf1re329 3 роки тому +1

      facts like bro washington water ugh so goood

    • @angelpineda9963
      @angelpineda9963 3 роки тому

      I just realized my water tasted super yucky and still have a whole case that I need to drink

    • @turtle_6067
      @turtle_6067 3 роки тому +3

      My water sucks ass bu it’s really cheap so i guess it is what it is

  • @officialsubzero3252
    @officialsubzero3252 3 роки тому +774

    No wonder this man can’t stand spicy stuff. He tastes everything in water. If there was a single cell in that water he would notice it.

  • @tastyshadow5489
    @tastyshadow5489 Рік тому

    This is exactly what I was looking for.

  • @interazil4459
    @interazil4459 Рік тому +1

    Of all the different tier lists, this is the one that most makes' charlie look like an alien trying out our food and drinks for the first time.

  • @damienmaldonado9212
    @damienmaldonado9212 3 роки тому +225

    I seriously just watched Jesus and a grown man drink water for 30 minutes

    • @Jump-Man
      @Jump-Man 3 роки тому +1

      We get it man

    • @am0r370
      @am0r370 3 роки тому

      yes 😌

    • @thomasfin7225
      @thomasfin7225 3 роки тому +2

      I’m surprised that water didn’t turn to wine

    • @Tokloe
      @Tokloe 3 роки тому

      *holy water

  • @Livecuhreaction98
    @Livecuhreaction98 3 роки тому +238

    "where do they source this water?" "Hell."

    • @zGoldenHawk
      @zGoldenHawk 3 роки тому +5

      it's from the damned souls tears

    • @Tokiko
      @Tokiko 3 роки тому +5

      What a bunch of lunatics. Don't they know you can't put water in the Nether?

    • @zGoldenHawk
      @zGoldenHawk 3 роки тому +4

      @@Tokiko cauldron have the power

    • @aa01blue38
      @aa01blue38 3 роки тому

      @@zGoldenHawk That explains the taste, those cauldrons are probably rusty

  • @EverestTheNobody
    @EverestTheNobody Рік тому +1

    Now I’m very excited to try Fiji water and Zephyr hills water for a change.
    I don’t really like bottled water in general, mainly because of Dasani, Smart water and Aquafina but I want to experience the high class experience of drinking water from a bottle for once in my life even, and with that I’ll die happy.

  • @wangweiyang9338
    @wangweiyang9338 Рік тому

    A tier list everyone needed

  • @margareth2320
    @margareth2320 3 роки тому +1260

    When covid first started and everyone was pillaging the grocery stores I remember walking down the water aisle and everything was bare not a single pack to be found and then at the very end there was like a fully stocked untouched section of Dasani

    • @MikeyDL69
      @MikeyDL69 3 роки тому +103

      I bought water early on so I wouldn’t have to buy Dasani.

    • @meat1031
      @meat1031 3 роки тому +31

      @@maxitaxi6484 tap water is literally poison esp in some states where even the government says nah fam you’ll shit ur brains out

    • @frizzyduke6039
      @frizzyduke6039 3 роки тому +7

      Me and my friend were grocery shopping and water and toilet paper were restocked. 2 minutes later all of its gone

    • @Turtlelover69827
      @Turtlelover69827 3 роки тому +26

      Some lady harassed me while I was pulling a water pallet out and she got pissed off when I told her she couldn’t buy the whole thing ( because we were limiting shit ) and this bitch tried to take my whole pallet with the pallet jack. 😩

    • @yourex-wife4259
      @yourex-wife4259 3 роки тому +1

      Plenty of Fiji!

  • @okaywhat11
    @okaywhat11 2 роки тому +3734

    As someone who genuinely drinks only water literally 99% of the time, I’m happy to see this topic taken seriously. The wine glasses add a touch of respect to the atmosphere and I’m here for it

    • @alanwatts8239
      @alanwatts8239 Рік тому +91

      As someone who drinks only coke literally 99% of the time i am utterly insulted by this.

    • @mpgodjr
      @mpgodjr Рік тому +1

      @@alanwatts8239 Sucks to be you

    • @thecheesemonster
      @thecheesemonster Рік тому +4

      @Dennis Jeffrey Pippen its carbonated water and not water so (pls don’t take this seriously)

    • @nesamdoom
      @nesamdoom Рік тому +30

      @@alanwatts8239 How dare anyone drink something that's not disolving them from the inside.

    • @rick4214
      @rick4214 Рік тому +5

      I agree with this comment, I only drink water mate.

  • @AyeSupQT
    @AyeSupQT Рік тому +1

    fiji absolutely slaps, good call

  • @jthablaidd
    @jthablaidd 4 місяці тому +1

    Dasani: blatant battery acid
    Literally anything else: S+ tier