Ranking Honkai Star Rail Characters as HIGH SCHOOLERS?!
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I feel like sampo would be the one stealing your lunch money tbh
Kafka definitely joins the theater/band club just to annoy tf out of Himeko, and it’s the only class she never skips
I mean Kafka does play the violin
This feels... canon.
@@cookies_and_kitties6586 .. in D major?
I can see this happening
Yeah but this leaves the question:
Will she let her go?
Blade going to class late
Teacher: "Why are you late"
Blade: "They pronounce me guilty. But their sin is greater"
Hah good one
Of five people, three must pay the price
I feel like Herta is a class skipper. Never show up to school, except for tests which she 100% everytime, and one day in the news it's revelaed she has won a Nobel prize in science of something... Or arrested for building a fusion reactor in her basement...
I love this idea!
her academic side greatly overpowers the skipper side
Why does that sound like my H:SR OC?
Herta is basically Sheldon Cooper
@@rielazybones1074lol
Ok hear me out tho the trailblazer would ABSOLUTELY see Hook running down the hall and decide to run alongside her for no reason
100%
exactly what I thought too
Probably drag March along for the ride.
Feels more accurate.
Jing Yuan is the student council president but he just skips every meeting he can. He puts in enough effort to retain his position but if you go to the student council office hes just never there.
Also Fu Xuan tries to manipulate Jing Yuan into giving up his position for her so she can be the competent president just like how she does in the game but Jing Yuan just falls asleep throughout. Or is purposely falling asleep to troll the heck out of Fu Xuan.
No, Yukong should have been under delinquents. Domt forget, she may be all law and order now but thats because shes a reformed illegal drag racer. As a teen in highschool, she is absolutely organizing the fight clubs, getting the shop kids to supe up her car, skipping class every day and you can't stop her.
Now im just imagining yukong with like a foxbody mustang tinkering around and adding a supercharger to it
@@prds25386XD, NOW I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT THAT
@@prds25386yukong would definitely have a base model 1st year foxbody mustang with the inline type engine, but really, yukong would probably head for the junkyard and grab a cheap chevy V8 from a wrecker...
@@Turbo.RF4 she's definetly blowing that motor and getting another V8 from the junkyard and the spoiler off the later model year foxbodys
WAIT WHEN DID I COMMENT WTF!?!?
Clara is a band and theatre kid! She doesn't take the main roles but she plays the side character, and Svarog comes to every single show and every single practice. It scares a lot of people but she's just like "That's just Mr Svarog, he's just supporting me!"
Also, Seele is a delinquent with a cause, but she gets in trouble with Bronya a lot. Their former friends and Seele is trying to convince Bronya to join her cause and Bronya want Seele to follow the rules.
Svarog is so the proud dad who has a sign saying "go Clara" or something (probably downloaded information on "supporting your child" from wikihow). Would definitely have a #1 dad mug she made him in art class or something. Idk, he feels like that one dad that has like a bunch of tattoos, bigger dude (biker guy? Idk) but is an absolute pleasure to be around overall (I know he's a robot but I'm saying this is the vibe). Idk, my weird headcanon I guess
Clara joined the marching band as a 4th trumpet because trumpet's the easiest instrument to pick up and wants to stay there. And she has to keep on telling Svarog that she wants to keep playing.
I could definitely see Clara working backstage in a play. She would make all the electronic props and show them off to Svarog at home. Also could see her being incharge of lights.
@@TempestFNGThat’s such a good idea honestly if they went through with this they would somehow have an enemies to lovers trope because we all know the webtoon 💀
Student Council:
President: Jing Yuan
Vice President: Bronya
Secretary: Fu Xuan
Treasurer: Topaz
Publicity Director: Yanqing
Dang Heng is the nerdy class skipper who's just looking for a quiet place to read his book of choice. Even if he's physically present in class, he's in the back with his book out under his desk paying absolutely no attention to what the teacher is saying. March is mad that he doesn't have to study and still gets straight As while she's working hard and getting Bs.
Jing Yuan is the student council member who skips meetings
He's the type to watch someone breaking the rules like Jingliu or the "Alt Mean girls" if you will and just walk away like nothing happened 😂 And Fu Xuan, who would probably be lower than him, would still come at him for that.
He's the type to sleep during meetings
@@michik5140 Lmao. Yeah.
Hook absolutely would be Naruto running down the hall! 😂 You're just on your way to class and she comes flying past screaming, "IT WASN'T ME!!!" while a fire blazes in a toilet in the girl's room.
This is canon (hook goes to school in canon)
@@HazelLevesque. And she is horrified by homework
My head canon: If she’s a Pokemon trainer, her team will consist of Fire and Ground types. And yes, she has a Diglett.
Now I'm just imagining pianist Luocha and cellist Welt performing the most intense duet imaginable. They may hate each other, but it'll sound amazing.
Luocha’s parallel self Otto, did have a near obsession with Shakespeare works after all
I absolutely love this idea!!
Kafka is definitely one of the mean girls but for some reason she has a fondness for the Trailblazer Twins. Turns out they along with Silver Wolf used to hang out back in the day before Kafka started ghosted them. Now in high school she's started talking to them again out of the blue and they are super confused about it.
This is 100% correct and valid but I would also like to submit this for your consideration: a rivalry between mean girl Kafka and valedictorian Himeko, who also used to hang out in the past before they had a really messy falling-out. Now whenever they so much as make eye contact in the hallway they’re immediately at each other’s throats because Kafka can’t stand Himeko being such a goody-two-shoes, and Himeko is offended by Kafka’s blatant disrespect for both the school’s code of conduct and the education system itself. (They will also meet up after school to make out in the empty classrooms at the end of every single day, without fail.)
At this point we just need to petition hoyoverse to give us a mean girls parody of HSR with Himeko starring as Cady… and then enemies to lovers with Kafka. Silver wolf plays pranks on them because she sees their relationship as a game and blade just kind of spectates 💀
Headcanon: theater kid gepard because Serval convinced him, he’s stage manager or tech though but he can sing super well and everyone wants him to audition (Sampo is lead in all the school plays)
geppie's va (bryson baugus) actually is a singer so it checks out!
Ok, but have you ever heard the man try to sing in game
@@Hellisper40 he’s trying his best and we love that for him 😅 I think it’s less he’d be really good and more like it’d just be so fun to have him in the show that everyone would want him to join up
yooo what if gepard ends up subbing for a singing role and thats how the whole school discovers his singing talent?
Jing Yuan is the Student council president that passes all the work to the vice president, Fu Xuan. But he'll take charge once something fun or serious enough happen.
I feel like Herta would be a school skipper bc she already knows all of the material. She doesn’t show up to class but effortlessly does all of her homework and only shows up on test days.
She has a 110% in the class yet no one even knows who she is lmao
2:35 Kafka is typical mean girl smooth talker type, silver wolf is on quieter side but makes jokes through hacking like hacking teachers computer and rickrolling entire class in the middle of the PowerPoint presentation and blade just doesn't have any will to live but he knows Kafka and silver wolf from middle school and doesn't really want to be near anyone besides them. And he has a fanclub full of simps but he doesn't know about it XDD
ok that's sounds accurate
I love it that Jingliu, personality-wise has Blade's edginess, but is philosophical, poetic like Jing Yuan to a degree
For reasons I can't properly explain, I feel like Sushang is also Naruto running down the halls. Something about her just gives me that Vibe.
Oh I was thinking the exact same thing. She is absolutely doing so for the meme
i can see it with the TBs too
Hear me out
Dan Heng, Jingliu, and Herta are the students who get good grades but doesn't show up. Then, on the day of the final exams, they shows up.
I just imagine Serval being focused in school, then gathers her band of Pela, Gepard, Dunn, and Bronya after school to do gigs around town
Also i did see this art where Dan Heng was a former delinquent turned into to the quiet kid and Caelus being the one that tries to be a delinquent, but everyone knows they're not
I'm offended there was no chunnibyou category. I know that overlaps with the Naruto running one but come on, EVERYONE had those kids in school who were larping all day believing they had secret powers or something LOL.
Wrong channel, Vars, wrong channel.
Trailblazer could 100% be in any of these categories depending on the dialogue options. They could be Naruto running down the hall with Hook or in a peaceful study session with Arlan.
I feel like the “rules are made to be broken” Trailblazers are 100% delinquents lol
I honestly would put Jingliu in the popular - in my head cannon she’s like the ex student council president, but she was very very popular because of her beauty. She would definitely be the popular Ice queen trope in an anime.
Dan heng/DHIL - he is originally on the delinquent side with his bestie Blade, but they had a falling out and so he left his DHIL (delinquent side) to join the student council as Dan heng (good guy)
Himeko - is also on the popular category, and also because of her beauty, but unlike Jingliu - she’s more of kind compassionate busy body - she could also be in student council.
JY is a 100% class skipper, I can see him snoozing in the rooftops and stuff and he always bumps into student council president FX. He’s like the lazy genius guy that aces everything without even studying or anything.
My head canon for Dan Heng: If he’s a Pokemon trainer, he will train Dragon types.
I can imagine Jingliu bullying Blade and taking his money, only for him to turn around and bully Dan Heng, so their trapped in this vicious cycle of bullying that even the teachers stay out of. A teacher is probably smoking in a corner, watching all of this go down and thinking that they're not paid enough for this sh*t.
However this leaves Yanqing to deal with the mess, only for all three to turn around and bully him. 🤣 (He's the newbie who gets the most difficult tasks)
kafka and silver wolf are usually in the background, kafka is texting someone or touching up her makeup or something while silver wolf is recording everything and posting the videos everywhere. no one except for kafka, herself and maybe blade know who it is
Sampo is that weirdly sly but innocent person who doesn't smuggle stuff that shouldn't be in the school in. He brings snacks and sells them. But for some reason the teachers never catch him
Seele plays lacrosse. She made a deal in middle school that if Bronya kissed her than she had to join the lacrosse team. Star lacrosse player now.
Dan Heng and Herta would be that one person who never shows up to class but still passes
Dan Heng needs to be in Focused Academic, that man is a certified nerd and the smart one of the trio
Funny thing about Yukong, she actually isnt great at archery. One of the NPCs around the luofu mentions that she instead uses expensive self homing arrows.
Also Pela should totally be a theater/band kid. While it doesn't come up much in game, she is the drummer for serval's band. And her fanfic hobbies give peak theater vibes.
OKAY HEAR ME OUT!! Gepard is definitely a popular kid but not because of the sports but because Serval dragged him into the theatre classes and now he’s in the bands with serval and pela
you gotta do this with them in college and at a party like the genshin ones! those were so good
More ideas:
Going to a museum
Going to the beach
Going skiing/snowboarding
As Pokemon trainers
Going to Disney Land/Disney World
Going to Universal Studios
Playing Super Smash Bros. (Silver Wolf got banned from hacking)
Playing Minecraft
Playing Among Us
Blade is the guy you think skips class but you find out afterwards actually has perfect attendance.
Gepard is jock/Disciplinary Committee, he's strict when it comes to rules, nobody really takes him seriously, but they listen to him because he's kinda cute and kind of a himbo.
Qingque is a chronic class skipper, but she's just barely treading the line of not repeating the year, because she gets good grades and/or because she knows exactly how many classes she can skip without getting into trouble.
11:31 "they use there baseball bats for good" she says while during the story they threaten to smack people with a bat thats annoys them🤣
Asta seeing a picture of Peppy in Arlans locker "aww, is that my doggie?". I'd love to see him explain the situation. 😂
You could have counted Imbibitor Lunae as Dan Feng - from the little we see of him, he seemed to have a different personality to Dan Heng.
Have to say, loving Blade as mean girl. :D
Kafka is def a theater kid, she plates the violin and has class 🎻✨💅
I only started playing HSR for two months but I feel like Sushang would be naruto-running too, not because she watches Naruto but because she thought it was a real thing cloud knights do and wanted to be like them.
Real Silverwolf moment back from when I was in high school: my school had school issued laptops they gave us, but they had a lot of security stuff that blocked a lot of websites. All you could do was school related stuff and Cool Math Games, thats it. Suddenly, nobody knows who started it, but this program was found and passed around to literally everybody that bypassed the schools security blocks, and gained us access to everything on the internef (Social Media, Adult sites, ect.). The kicker was the school tried to fight back and block the program, bht EVERYTIME the current version was blocked, there was either an update that got sent out, or kids were passiing around flashdrives with the newer version. It went on for an entire 2 years before they said fuck it and caved. Because of 1 program, the school district lightened the load on what sites were blocked, allowing access to majority of social medias and other sites. I learned it was only my Class Year graduated that they reestablished a lot of the site blocks again. So to whoever it was that made/discovered that program, you were truly the SilverWolf we needed most, and thank you for the exciting battle!
Princible: Students are not allowed to-
Trailblazer: Rules were ment to be broken!
(Sent to detention, only to run away)
If there was a category for ‘Staff’ Welt and Yukong would be up there. Yukong would be the principal and Welt would either be the student councilor everyone loves because he’s like a caring dad or the art teacher teaching you how to make cartoon character designs.
Okay, but the image of Hook and Welt Naruto running down the hall and obsessing over anime and manga...OMG THAT'S SO CUTE!
haven't seen it yet but my leader the GREAT PITCH DARK HOOK better be the anime kid
to be fair younger Yukong was basically an illegal street (Starskiff) racer so she could fall under delinquent as well. She looks like she would be that motorcycle delinquent gang leader lmao.
My head canon: If she’s a Pokemon trainer, her team will have a Koraidon AND a Miraidon.
A new koomaxx video before I start school?? Absolutely!!!!
So... After watching the video, I can assume that the Astral Express is the school bus and Pom Pom is the school bus driver, Peppy is the school's mascot and Mr. Svarog is Clara's project home work!
Astral Express = Magic School Bus
According to a lightcone and some in-game readables, Guinaifen is not only a street performer but also a vlogger, so theatre/band kid is definitely accurate.
March being a cheerleader is 100% accurate
Jing yuan is literally that anime student council prez who’s just chill af 90% of the time
7:07 Everyone is pretty damn sure that they saw her get expelled at one point (ie she died in the original story) and then just showed up again.
2:19 I was that guy in middle school with Halo Online, man the teacher didn't care at all and all of the group were playing together. They formated PCs every day, so I had it on my USB and lend it to the class, eventually the program file got to other groups and even other grades.
The teacher didn't return next year, I wonder why
"one day he'll end up in pre-med" along with the musically gifted headcanon? made me imagine someone is just super sick and is like saying goodbye to family or something and luocha just busts out the keyboard and gives them emotional background music
I would put the Trailblazer in Naruto-Running-Down-The-Hall and Kafka into Theater/Band because she has such a flair for the dramatic.
I smirk during pela's turn, bcs I knew QQ is gonna be on class skipper, so obviouss 🤣
i can see sampo being that one kid who brings snacks to sell but also some questionable stuff after
school behind the building
I vote Sampo should be a theater kid, as I believe he is playing up the silly personality he's giving us. That man is an ACTOR and I will die on this hill. Especially since he's most likely a Masked Fool; theater is life.
hy can I see Jing Yuan as the Counsil prez but also skipping class? Also Jingliu is absolutely the senior who used to be counsil prez until she had to skip class for some reason and got in trouble which made her give up on the council.
And I definitely feel like Caelus Naruo runs along with Hook while March takes pictures of the two dorks and Dan Heng stands off to the side hoping no one notices him monologuing to himself about how he wishes he wasn't friends with March and Caelus. lmao
Koomaxx: hear me out- I think Bailu is a class skipper
Bailu: skips her duty in her companion quest, was also explicitly said to have skipped class in both her and Dan Hengs quests
this one is canon
EDIT: yes, March is 200% the peppy cheerleader
Loved the video @Koomaxx! Can't wait for the next video Girl! First video of yours that I'm watching and absolutely loving the content girl! Have you ever done this with Everyone from Genshin Impact? I think that would be a Great video idea to maybe see What Groups or Cliques form in the High School of HoYoverse or anime and Gaming in general.
We can also imagine being there with them either helping out with different activities or causing trouble, maybe even the occasional piece of Drama like what you talked about with Arlan and Asta, and who's the Gamer Guys and Gamer Girls...... Aside from Silver Wolf, that much about her is Blatantly Obvious.
I feel like Serval could like be that one Student Council member who didn’t want to run at all, but then gets voted in anyway.
Edit: Pela would definitely be her secretary
i feel like asta would look up to herta because of her grades and one day herta would just sit with asta for lunch and when they look shock to her she would just say "what? do i have something on my face?"
Sampo is the Ferris Bueler of this school
He skips class and never gets caught despite being a super wacky adventure
My head canon: In a Pokemon AU, both Sampo and Blade are Dark trainers.
Gepard absolutely has that one job on the student council no one else wanted. And was scouted to do a role in the school play. Dude is definitely someone who says yes to anyone who needs help.
There's this one Simpsons bit where Bart whips up a dummy of himself and it's just sitting there in class face deep in a book. That's who Herta is.
Also I assumed Kafka was just gonna be the hot teacher
My head canon: If Herta is a Pokemon trainer, her team will have nothing but Paradox Pokemon (both Ancient and Future), and the occasional Ultra Beast.
Okay, with that KafHime Headcannon of yours I just got a new Idea what my next KafHime FF is about. Thanks Koomaxx!
I feel like Jingliu found that there was a secret sensory deprivation chamber hidden inside of the school and she just goes there whenever she has free time.
Stelle and Caelus might be one of the popular jocks, but they definitely Naruto run down the hall with hook when they get the chance
Dan heng is so focused academic! I remind you of his data bank!
Not Welt and Luocha being in the same category (if you know, you know)😂
Listening to your headcanons are super entertaining. Thanks for the vid
PLEASE MAKE A PART 2 OF THIS HAVING ACHERON SPARKLE AND THE OTHERS IN IT
March 7th is definitely in if not the head of yearbook club
Trailblazers fill delinquent, jock, and anime running down the hall
Update:
Hanya - the hot goth girl who writes and does spoken poetry.
Argenti - the leader of the theater club who cares more about his makeup than the average person and practices his lines wherever he goes.
Huo Huo - the shy girl who gets bullied a lot by her best friend (Tail) that tv show fans find strangely endearing for some reason. 😂
My head canon for Huohuo:
She doesn’t like scary movies.
Ironically, if she is a Pokemon trainer, she will train Ghost and Dark Pokemon despite her fear of ghosts.
If she’s in a haunted house/hayride attraction, she will run away crying and screaming (and poop her pants).
I think it would be interesting to see a “what sport would they play video” for all the characters
Personally think the Trailblazer would be Naruto running down the hall with their little sister Hook.
I have a suggestion for a tierlist(but i don't know if it's a good one😅).It was ranking genshin characters on who's the best to go hiking/camping with.
10:56 tingyun would be a class skipper because she’s dead
"Don't take it too serious." And I took that as a challenge.
your impression of the characters is really good lol
This was so fun!
Ain’t gonna lie playing smash on the school computer sounds hype af
2:09 That picture is perfect haha
I'm in love with this headcanon I need comics of this IMMEDIATELY
I always want a fanfiction for these headcannons everytime you make one of these videos
Maybe like a holiday/on a cruise tierlist ...
Similar to your at the beach genshin one, with kinda similar categories:
Relaxing at the pool
Blasted/partying every night
Sports/Activity partaker
Just there for the City trips
Sea sick in their cabin
Susheng is popular, but in the way that Gepard would be, it’s not that she’s particularly sociable just a lot of people appreciate her.
Tingyun is the popular kid with connections, she actually knows a lot about what’s happening in the life of a ton of people because of it.
Gepard is a nice jock on the football team, he might also do some band stuff, he knows how to psyche people up.
Yanqing, Jing Yuan, and Fu Xuan all play tennis, and Yanqing is a freshman who’s really good at Tennis, Jingliu was the former best tennis player, but she had a breakdown during practice caused by some kind of stress and attacked a lot of people with a Tennis racket, and ended up expelled.
Qingque only talks about Genshin Impact and how much she wants C6 Cyno and its a little concerning.
Asta is an an outgoing astrology girl, she and Fu Xuan are in the same astrology club.
The only class Herta really cares about is 3E.
Lynx is the quite kid, but she doesn’t want friends.
Sampo cheats and gets away with it.
Clara is a teacher’s pet, that teacher being Svarog.
March 7th, Trailblazer, and Dan Heng are all in a friend group because they’re all kind of geeks about sci-fi.
Himeko and Welt are the presidents of the sci-fi club.
Silver Wolf is the star player of the League of Legends team in the gaming club.
Blade, Kafka and Silver Wolf all work the same Job outside of school. But otherwise don’t share interests like at all.
Gepard is an absolute student council in my book. Because this man is litteraly one of those strict mfs that just screams "No Running In The Halls!". Also most likely one of the members that gets role as the one who make sure no one is skipping
I personally see Dan Hang as a focused academic.
You definitely have a crush on Gepard.
Seele is a delinquent.
Sushang is confirmed to be someone who's a focused academic, but struggles.
Tingyun would more likely be a student in the background and not draw too much attention to herself, again an academic focus.
11:30 the same can be said for Casey Jones from TMNT, but he's delinquent, and so are they.
LMAO SOMEONE AT MY SCHOOL ALSO DOWNLOADED SMASH BROS ON THE COMPUTERS
I remember playing it on the computer
Fun fact: Back when I was at elementary school, some of the computers at the computer lab had Doom and The House of the Dead programmed in it. We weren’t allowed to play browser-based MMOs, BUT we were allowed to play Doom and The House of the Dead.
This is actually interesting
Yesss! We need/love Honkai Star Rail Content!!!
Headcanon: Seele is that one girl with an intimidating look that everyone is afraid of and has been scolded by Bronya for so many times due to her always getting involved in school brawls. Even though she's feared by many and is absurdly strong, she's not a bully. In fact, she hates bullying. She's also kind and cool to those she cared the most. But if you mess with her or her beloved ones, you'll find yourself in the hospital the next morning
Next time do da heng and ib da feng(i know its not Lore accurate but i would love it)
1:06 ik this was made 3 months ago but it prove me wrong if this is incorrect. Isn’t peppy Asta’s dog but Arlan takes care of them?
Personally, I’d say Dan Heng is focused academic because of all the stuff he does in the data bank BUT I feel like he’d skip to do things like reading and studying. If we go as Dan Heng is a class skipper I’d say Imbibitor Lunae would be focused academic because during that phase of himself he’s trying to learn all about his past through Xianzhou past/culture and stuff but I’m not judging, because class skipper does make sense tbh.
The High-Cloud Quartet? (Jingliu, Blade, Dan Heng and Bailu), more like High-Cloud delinquents in this highschool AU
Have you done hsr or genshin character as University/College majors yet? If not that would be super fun!
Head cannon luocha doesn't carry a coffin bc like its high school but instead he constantly has his keyboard strapped to his back