Planetary Rage Quit Utility Device - Antimatter BOMB
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- Опубліковано 28 тра 2024
- Planetary Rage Quit Utility Device - Antimatter BOMB
After our most successful bomb of all time went mainstream, a lot of our clients complained that they got bored after the first 10 minutes because let’s face it, Tsarina takes way too long to destroy a planet. Ain’t nobody got time for that. So, many of you asked if we have anything smaller and lighter. Lord knows how many trillionaires are in my audience, willing to buy our next generation of weaponry. Through years of intense research and testing, we were able to cut the time it takes to destroy a planet from 14.5 hours to less than 6 minutes. Unintentionally, the same time as my average time watch. Introducing. The Planetary Rage Quit Utility Device.
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antimat...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falcon_9
www.niac.usra.edu/files/studie...
www.aplawrence.com/Blog/B1215...
simulator.down2earth.eu/result... - Наука та технологія
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Me: "1kg of antimatter is about 2/3 a photon torpedo"
SZS: "Meet Boris. He has 27 tons of antimatter."
Me: *immediately* "OH GOD!"
The Chinese Flu is already a bioweapon.
To be fair, a photon torpedo can also move at many times the speed of light thanks to warp bubble extension shenanigans that I can't be bothered to remember the name to. Essentially, you can kill someone before the light from the torpedo even reaches them. Add to that the fact that photon torpedoes are horribly inconsistent with modern science (assuming that the fictional "isoton" scale used to measure photon torpedoes is linear, then 5 torpedoes are enough to destroy a small moon), and the fact that larger Starfleet vessels can carry hundreds of torpedoes (Voyager being an exception, as it famously had a deficit of torpedoes), and the fact that the torpedoes could be spread out across a planet surface instead of having all the power concentrated on one place, photon torpedoes might actually exceed Boris for practicality. I mean, what type of military doesn't want the ability to launch FTL pre-emptive strikes? And we're ignoring that time that Deep Space 9 stockpiled 5000 photon torpedoes and used them to erase a Klingon fleet from existence.
Nowadays, photon torpedoes are kind of outdated in favor of quantum and transphasic torpedoes, which are presumably even more powerful. Starfleet is also beginning to realize the advantages of going full-auto with their torpedoes, and have ships dedicated to spamming torpedo tubes. Long story short, Star Trek torpedoes are quite overpowered.
@@ananonymousnerd.2179 Photon Torpedoes only travel at warp while at warp. They cannot achieve warp speed on their own. It's weird but that's how it's supposed to work. At sublight they go to very high sublight (nevermind you can see them on screen, it's because it'd be boring otherwise), but do not reach or exceed the speed of light. Also, we actually have a measure of the payload of a photon torpedo: It is 1.5 kilograms of both matter and antimatter. Hence, 1 kilogram of antimatter is 2/3 of a photon torpedo on the antimatter side.
If you want to talk about the destructive power of a photon torpedo, 1.5kg of matter/antimatter annihilation is ~64 megatons. We know this because of physics math. That is 20% more than the estimated yield of the tsar bomba, which could wipe out paris, the countride, and split France in two with destruction leaving very little left. Quantum torpedoes are, by the isoton scale, which believe it or not there are fixed cannon numbers I have the book that has them, 50 isotons. Photon torpedoes are 18.5 isotons I believe, which makes quantum torpedoes ~2.7 times as powerful as photon torpedoes.
That's 172 megatons.
That'd blow Europe off the map, the face of the Earth, and just about out of your mind.
The thing about the isoton scale is the writers. Voyager's writers in particular are known to have thrown out consitency (Something we star trek nerds are keen about) out the window for a good story. If we know that a photon torpedo has a yield of 64 megatons, and it's in universe yield is measured at 18.5 isotons, that means that an isoton is approimately 3.4 megatons (There are a lot of decimals in these numbers). 50,000 isotons, what the borg mine proposed by Seven of Nine to spread nanoprobes to kill species 8472, is a yield said to be enough to destroy a solar system. That's 172,972.972 megatons by the isoton scale. That's 172.97 gigatons. I'm not sure that would destroy a solar system, but it sounds silly.
The problem with the isoton scale is it's usage. Numerically it's fine. It's been used by people who think more numbers are better. We can extrapolate some numbers from it, but they're so big at times we have no idea how much destruction it would actually be.
See the Star Trek The Next Generation Technical manual for my numbers and tech references about photon torpedoes; the Hayne's official guide to the Enterprise (An official CBS endorsed publication and a cool read) about isoton yields for photon and quantum torpedoes.
Let's forget how one would synthesize that much anti-matter, how strong of a magnetic field will be needed to contain it?
Most Star Trek things require impossible amounts of energy to actually function.
Star Trek is "believable", but with glaring defects, like you'd need the energy of an entire star to power a transporter, let alone the rest of the ship.
Energy -> matter conversion....... m= e / (c^2)
@@peterbelanger4094 Gene Roddenberry's vision of star trek's tech is basically magic and he refused to acknowledge that. The single most ridiculous piece of technology is the transporter, but we don't really care because it's believable due to our current understanding of physics having holes that we literally make stuff up to explain what we see and to understand it. Then we test those things we make up to see if they're real or we got the solution right but the means wrong. The higgs boson was one of those things. We tested and now we know it's real. It's perfectly plausible to me that in the far future we're going to learn things about the universe that may let us do some of the things star trek does because we barely know how it works now; our understanding is so narrow. Are we going to get tranporters? Probably not. Other things? I can see it. But not for a very long time most likely unless we make some shattering discoveries.
This gives portal series product commercial vibes
Cave johnson has gone too far
@@miscellaneouslava Its for SCIENCE!
That's definitely intentional, and I'm fine with it
It's for the aperture empire
Yeah same here
By the way while I appreciate very much all the math and research you did, the only real way to find out how much damage this could cause is by building one of them and running a tiny little test. Just a tip for future videos. And if I'm wiped out in one of your tests, I just want you to know how much I appreciate the effort you put in.
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Sign me up for the test because it sounds safer than the Pfizer jab.💉🥴
@@DeathValleyDazed very funny. There is nothing dangerous about the vaccine
@@DeathValleyDazed Oh God...
All he needs is a couple quadrillion dollars for a small amount of anti-matter.
This is continuation of aperture. Just without the AI that tries to test the shit put of you.
I LOVE IT!!!
tbf GLaDOS isn't an AI but, uhhhhhhh
ikr? this is so good that i got jealous
@@julienmurray3125 GlaDOS (Genetic Lifeform and Disc Operating System) is as far as i know an AI
@@TantalumPolytope Actually, since AIs are artificial, and GLaDOS comes from a natural source (catheline), then it's not an AI
@@onyxfinger7431 yes but she is an ai mind partially based off of Caroline, so she is still technically an ai
The quality of subzero videos is out of the charts
It's a hell of a start,
It could be made into a monster,
If we all pull together as a team.
Agreed, I’m in awe of the production skills that match the dark humor which is still a decade in front of our best AI.
It's off the charts too
I remember doing weeks of research for a pet project I had and I thought "hey, let's show it to our physics professor" and naturally he said "nah, it's all wrong."
I live in Karachi Pakistan and I like your comment
@@sayyamzahid7312 Ask your leaders to go liberate your northern neighbours instead of attacking India
@@johann3256 oh yea, let me call them on speed dial now
@@baconwizard lmao HAHAHAHAHAHAJA
I love the portal 2 reminiscent animations
> Face reveal
> Back to Cave Johnson style
>Flat Earth puns
> BIG boom
How can you not like this?
cringe
It is kinda cringe. The video was really excellent but was twice as long as it needed to be and he goes on tangents talking about stuff unrelated to the video. I didnt care for the flat earth multiverse jokes and what he looks like. Furthermore he even comments about his average view time being low. This is obviously why. I really liked the video but he needs to cut out a ton of stuff.
@@GSKboarder Ok, I'll be honest, totally agree
It's nice to finally see you in person! Also, your use of jokes is definitely a promising development as well :) Keep it up! It will take some work and time to get your greenscreen appearance on pair with your legendary animations - but I keep my finger crossed for a quick learning curve! Keep up the great work!
i love how this channel has gone from serious scientific papers to aperture science sales pitches
I like you. Intelligent, funny, and not afraid to admit that you occasionally make mistakes. Subscribed and liked.
Not to be rude or spread hate around, and if S0S is reading, this is not meant as an attack and it'd be great to see this improved...
That being said, "occasionally" is a huge understatement, most videos that I've seen have big errors, sometimes even at the surface level understanding, not rarely several; or giving wide misrepresentations of the matter at hand. I don't want to put too many examples as I'm not a frequent viewer and will likely misremember things, and it's a bit of a shame as the quality of production is great. I would suggest checking the research more and more throughly, and making sure the topic is well understood enough to corroborate some of the sources' claims, or at least do a logic double check to make sure its the right concept or explaination...
@@Stevie-J You forgot to say no homo bro
@@antaresmc4407 okay you're a hater.
Just kidding man, you touch the most important points. I too am not a regular viewer so haven't seen any blatant errors.
But could you point out some examples so we can be more skeptical & vigilant? Perhaps in this video itself?. At least logical fallacies?
Some of the logic in this video such as not directly multiplying scale of the destruction is logically valid IMO.
I will be more vary while watching his videos though.
Man I love and appreciate the extra added humour to these videos. You're definitely filling a niche market... in my heart. Out of curiousity, how long on average do these videos take to render out in blender? Looking to build a machine, currently stuck in paralysis mode between mac pro (baseline model) or custom built PC.
Go PC. Easier to future-proof, and component replacement is actually possible without joining a cult that says you need an ENTIRE NEW MACHINE to replace a monitor. Or battery. Or whatever.
Perhaps it would be better to wait and see if the presumably upcoming Apple Silicon mac pro is any good? The current mac pro is a pretty bad value for money as far as I know.
go with PC. you will probably get more power for your money. just keep in mind PC parts are expensive right now, so maybe wait a year. also if you don't know how to build a PC pay a professional. no need to destroy the thing while you are building it.
pc fo shure
I love the aperture theme. Nice change and it feels like a good direction.
I live in Karachi Pakistan and I like your comment
To be honest I liked the format before better, but I understand the changes and hope it works for you. You make great videos and I'm looking forward to the next one.
And I completely agree. The previous ones were MUCH better. All of them.
Yeah this feels way too dumbed down compared to his other videos. I liked this channel cause it delved into stuff the mainstream media didn't even glance over. Now it really feels too simple. Not to mention the ungodly amount of useless gags. I can understand the humor used, but it's just used in the wrong place at the wrong time.
I seriously need a "Planetary Rage Quit Utility Device" right about now.
Did you know there are 8K HDRIs of Mars's surface on Nasa's website for free ?? ... Just letting you know... They also have them for most of our neighbour planets 🤫
Wtf dude, this was one of the best videos i have see in a while.
I feel like it's not gonna get the attention it deserves. Keep it up!
your animation is top notch for a science channel man.... surely litres of blood, sweat, and coffee have been poured into it
You have no idea. LOL.
The thing I liked the most about this channel was that the videos were full of scientific information not just some fancy useless non-sense. Please keep the identity of the channel, don't destroy it
The problem with antimatter is the Leidenfrost effect. The instant you try and mix antimatter with matter you get rapid explosive disassembly in opposite directions. You may get a short burp of radiation but it will be really difficult on a gram size basis to get them to interact for any significant period at all.
Amazing video, love the rendered content and how clean it is. The second part however completely changed the feel of it - it felt like suddenly the content was being explained not with a great rendered narrative, but by gesticulation.
Loving the aperture science style of these light hearted videos
As always, I am blown away. You somehow manage to make good science content, pair it up with superb editing and great renders, and you even have half-decent 3D animations (I am looking at you, ease-in ease-out falling asleep guy). I's been quite a while since you only had a few thousand subs, I certainly hope that your team has expanded now, otherwise this is a herculean effort and honestly your are nailing it.
Whatever is going on behind the scenes, awesome job, and keep the videos coming. Truly an example on modern day UA-cam of quality over quality.
this feels like a portal animated short with even more humor and even more random products
Thank you for the follow up. Your videos and usually very interesting and entertaining. Although destroying our planet isn't on my list of fun things, I do appreciate your time and diligent research. Peace out Zero...
criminally underrated
it's amazing all the effort you put in making every video, you really deserve way more subs and recognition
I love the how these videos are formatted like a presentation from Aperture Science
After so many videos, saw you and man the level sarcasm and content is just amazing!
Love the new format too! Please keep up the good work.
Yes, you are back !!! And like always great video :)
Amazing job, thanks for another awesome video! Can't wait for the next antimatter video.
amazing video,as always. thank you for your hard work!
I almost lost all hope. But a late christmas gift is better then no christmas gift.
Happy new year subject zero!
Love your videos the quality is so high
Dude this is so cool and well done! I love your use of blender
Upgrades! Looks niiiiiiiice. I love that you're using blender in your work flow. 😁
Nice content mate, amazing edition and work!
seeing that "Lab" picture in the beginning, i kinda expected to hear an "Cave Johnson here" =) & a lecture about portals & goo!
DAMN this IS Aperature Science all over again! i like it!...keep it up!
lovely man
This made me smile. Thanks for making it :)
It's giving major Leonard energy!!! Did not exepect you'd look so good.🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I love your aperture style animation, you are underrated
BEST VIDEO YET! Good job!
I REALLY appreciate the fact that you’re starting to take a more memey approach to your videos to make them even more fun that they usually are. Keep up God’s work my man.
This channel is criminally under subscribed considering its quality. I hope the radius of your audience will far exceed that of your bombs. I am french yet I am delighted to learn from channels like yours. Regards from Paris (oh and I love your sense of humour)
subbed just for the huge efforts put in the videos
You quality of production is insane man
This is so horribly underrated, and its so epic, i believe you will get blessed by the algorythm. This quality is so freaking good.
WAY, WAAAAY underrated work
congrats from Brazil
You do a wonderful job,seriously good content
This is similar to aperture science's infomercials, it's freaking amazing. Loved every second of it, please do more!!!
Subject Zero: can I copy your work?
Portal 2: yes, but don’t make it obvious
Subject Zero:
HAHA. Dude, you're great on camera. Funny sh!t. Keep it up.
A fan of your older format stuff but this is great. Love it :D
Oh and so handsome too!!
Great Work sir! 👍 Thanks for doing the research we don't have time for. 😁
I love your videos, man. Just love the humour served with the serious information, makes it a ton of fun to watch. I did feel it was a little but much this video than the previous ones you've made, but it was fun nonetheless! Thanks for all you do!
EDIT: Also, love your face :)
Such a amazing aperture inspiration i love it
time is relative. when we're entertained we don't even notice. I say this because, for me, it was the fastest 10 minutes of my life! man you are awesome!
That’s the awesome thing about math: it doesn’t care what numbers you input: (no matter how ridiculous) it always gives you results.
Ha, nice to see you for the first time. I somehow, by listening, always thought you’re an older engineer, in late 50s or so haha… great video again, insane production value as always and good humor!
Calcium & magnesium supplementation will help prevent the cramping.
beautiful video, beautiful concept, beautiful edits, beautiful everything
i love this Aperture Investment video style
Love the content dude keep it up!
I love the name of the bomb. Also amazing editing.
According to a US study during the Manhattan Project, you would need a warhead with a yield of about 100kg (i.e. 50kg antimatter) to risk run-away nitrogen fusion of the atmosphere.
So... thought you'd like to know.
You are getting better at 3d modelling. Just look at that human animation. Amazing. Life-like even
Amazing job! Thank you! :D Looking forward to your next video! :D
I love the King Gheedorah - Anti Matter video in that scrolling list @4:23!
Shake it off bro! Now get back into the game!
Awesome video. Funny and entertaining and.... I learned a thing or two! Keep up the great work bro. 👍 👍
Those animations are so good, and i love your voice.
I live in Karachi Pakistan and I like your comment
New video, different quality. Awesome results
I love the placement of the area of destruction at 3:57
Boris is a good name, it resembles a spider.
I always thought there was an old man behind the scenes. Loved the new development at first sight🙌
I love the quality of these videos
Well, you deserve way more recognition.
Now I take you more serious, seriously. Great Amusement. Your Channel is way underestimated. And you got me, I thought you will place a Brilliant Ad placement there after you where "guessing" the numbers.
This gives off portal 2 presentation vibes and i like it
Loving the Aperture references!
Oh my oh my is this video just wonderful
Came here to be blown away by an antimatter bomb and was blown away by the narrator's face reveal. I may be late for that, but it caught me off guard.
Best episode ever!!!
Science videos with references to Portal, my favorite game? SUBBED.
When you said perseverance you should have put up a picture of the Mars rover perseverance, just my opinion. I still gave you a thumbs up though, all your hard work and coming up with ways to destroy our planet shows how much you care.
Aperture Science needs to hire this man already
Always a smile when I see A SZS upload
Good to see you man
Planetary rage quit utility device, hahah. Great animations, keep up the good work!
Made my day ! Thanks
Wow. Such damage. Many booms!
awesome video i loved this!
I like your Apperture-like style
Nice video as always
another banger video after some time is worth it.
I like the reference to the welcome to aperture labs video
5:30 you dont really need that complex of an equation xP
just use e=mc^2 plug in twice the amount of antimatter because 1 part antimatter reacts with 1 part normal matter and you get some 4.9x10^21 joules
i was actually surprised to see that the dino killing meteorite was a couple orders of magnitude bigger than that even. i somewhat overestimated the amount of energy 27 tons of antimatter would produce. or i just underestimated the meteorite
That makes sense for 2x the energy released. But would the destruction scale by the same factor? Unless every other variable is the same we should be looking at different destructive effect right?
@@therealb888 what
Yeah I thought Boris would surely have the destructive capacity of destroying the entire planet but I was disappointed
I'm loving the apature science style animation
I loved the bit about how the flat earth happened and the effects used when fixing the issue!
This channel should BLOW UP in subs and views
This makes me think of portal, and I love it
I’m sold. Where do I invest?