Are We Smarter Than A 5th Grader?

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  • Опубліковано 6 лют 2025
  • This week, we find out if we are smarter than a 5th grader!
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  • @matteolanecomedy
    @matteolanecomedy  День тому +13

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    • @outhang
      @outhang День тому +1

      you guys need buzzers

  • @valerie3058
    @valerie3058 День тому +423

    I just saw the title and went "Oh, no" for Nick

  • @fgorlando
    @fgorlando День тому +299

    “Lizzo’s watching with bated breath” 😂😂. That storyline will never get old!

    • @BritInvLvr
      @BritInvLvr День тому +7

      I do hope Lizzo responds.

    • @fgorlando
      @fgorlando День тому +3

      @ oh, you know she’s watching 👀

    • @paulengland1760
      @paulengland1760 День тому +1

      She couldn't catch it

    • @feelthejoy
      @feelthejoy 21 годину тому +1

      I love the Lizzo beef lore

    • @ericdwhitmorec
      @ericdwhitmorec 16 годин тому

      ​@@BritInvLvrOh we're getting her on the pod

  • @timcoxford9206
    @timcoxford9206 День тому +123

    Finding out they're actually both dumb is so much funnier than it just being Nick

    • @feelthejoy
      @feelthejoy 20 годин тому +1

      *cough* *cough*

    • @feelthejoy
      @feelthejoy 20 годин тому +16

      No but really, i would not say either them are dumb. Wit and creativity are huge forms of intelligence. They are both musicians as well as comedians, Matteo speaks multiple languages, etc. I think the word would be “ignorant” in a pretty large swath of subjects 😂 I think Nick is more willing to admit that there’s a lot of stuff he doesn’t know whereas Matteo has a bit of bluff and bluster

  • @Sole3807
    @Sole3807 День тому +249

    Nick's redemption arc is fabulous! Go on, underpuppy

    • @honeyisthebestdog
      @honeyisthebestdog День тому +5

      His reaction to the question about erosion is hilarious

    • @je5107
      @je5107 День тому

      Redemption? From what

  • @Raherin
    @Raherin День тому +183

    "Star of David" LMFAO!

  • @CaityFrans
    @CaityFrans День тому +140

    The fact that Nick could list off the 3 branches of the US Government, but had no idea what to call a baby dog. hahahahahahah I am deceased.

  • @TheHolisticMystic
    @TheHolisticMystic 23 години тому +58

    "Who wrote the Odyssey?" "Tolkien" the way I died lol

    • @ILikeDemocracy7
      @ILikeDemocracy7 12 годин тому +1

      I thought they’d guess Jacqueline Susann or Judith Krantz…

  • @fab1to
    @fab1to День тому +64

    Purple looks so good on Nick, but I’m not surprised. Purple is the color of the villains.

  • @kaylinsmith6921
    @kaylinsmith6921 День тому +141

    Nick's entire life flashing before his eyes at the "erosion" question has me in tears.

    • @lstockton8468
      @lstockton8468 День тому +4

      I screamed "that's how beaches are made, Nick!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kaylinsmith6921
      @kaylinsmith6921 День тому

      ​@@lstockton8468 "How can Indiana have beaches? There's no water there." "Yes, there is! There's a giant lake! What do you mean?!" "There's no beaches on lakes."

    • @galept
      @galept 23 години тому +2

      I don't think rocks are broken down by wind and water via erosion. That's when soil drifts away into water. I think they the word they wanted was weathering?

    • @kaylinsmith6921
      @kaylinsmith6921 20 годин тому +1

      ​@@galept Weathering is without motion. Erosion is with motion. The question gives no context on that front. I said "erosion" when I was answering along. Without the context, either word would be correct.

  • @BrooksSeveer
    @BrooksSeveer День тому +98

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen Nick so proud about anything.

  • @emmiredlin4753
    @emmiredlin4753 День тому +58

    Nick: “we’re not going to take it that seriously..”
    *proceeds to take it extremely. Seriously*

  • @carolacarassa3095
    @carolacarassa3095 День тому +43

    I love the support Nick gave Mateo when learning of his middle school bully, Todd Birkhoff.
    “Ugh, Todd, tsk” * side eye *

  • @guyvanarsdall7686
    @guyvanarsdall7686 День тому +60

    When Nick started falling behind I was like, "Well we know when he stopped paying attention to the teacher and started paying attention to the other boys in his class!"

  • @xoJennyyox
    @xoJennyyox День тому +48

    18:35 I love when Nick makes Matteo laugh so hard he can’t even talk or breathe. Just silent laughter 🤣🤣🤣 omg this was great

    • @dreidominguez1656
      @dreidominguez1656 21 годину тому

      Right?! Just both of them silently sobbing and laughing and barely moving 😂

  • @h.3.x
    @h.3.x День тому +33

    Me repeating 'mitochondria' but it increases with intensity as they keep guessing LOL. 'IT'S MITROCHONDRIA, GUYS!!!'

  • @jilltominosky9770
    @jilltominosky9770 День тому +23

    Feeling the intense aggression of "LIQUID, SOLID, GAS!". Damn, Nick.

    • @Buckboy2024
      @Buckboy2024 День тому +2

      Agreed, but I thought they were Liza, Barbra, Bette…

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. День тому +57

    So nice to see Bea Arthur and Elaine Stritch compete in this quiz. Also, cute thumbnail!

    • @nkhan4
      @nkhan4 День тому +1

      omg rofl!!

  • @Frances86
    @Frances86 День тому +21

    Imma call the sun DAVID from now on. I’ll be like: oooh David is hot today 🥵
    😂

  • @blu48
    @blu48 День тому +35

    "Is it sad to say I peaked in elementary school?" I'm dead. 😂

    • @jeremyhill5166
      @jeremyhill5166 21 годину тому

      Same!! 😂

    • @Metagrinner
      @Metagrinner 14 годин тому +1

      I do love that they left enough time for an existential crisis.

  • @momoneymaureen001
    @momoneymaureen001 День тому +42

    I swear, Nick is the only person that can make Matteo laugh so hard!!! 😂 😂😂

    • @ericdwhitmorec
      @ericdwhitmorec 16 годин тому

      Actually Bob, Monét, Peppermint, and Paddy have all had him also laughing in mute. That's how you know it's good, when the sound can't come out for a few seconds.

  • @McBeefaroni
    @McBeefaroni День тому +8

    Nick is on fire! He won AND he knew Golden State is also a basketball team! 💯🤣❤️ Love you both! Congrats Nick!

  • @jonathansalman3830
    @jonathansalman3830 День тому +43

    The way they both think of California as basically just SF and LA 😂😂 it’s the Golden State because of the California gold rush (roughly 1848-1855). Gotta remember that these state nicknames are not recent

    • @lstockton8468
      @lstockton8468 День тому +2

      I said Gold Rush State and almost couldn't pick myself off the floor thinking about Nick's love of the Gold Rush!🤣🤣🤣

    • @ILikeDemocracy7
      @ILikeDemocracy7 День тому

      Thank you!

    • @willvr4
      @willvr4 День тому +1

      That's pretty much how all of the world sees California unfortunately. I'm from NY and everyone just assumes I live in NYC, and I don't. 45% of the state lives outside of the city.

  • @yogi8903
    @yogi8903 20 годин тому +8

    LIQUID.SOLID.GAS 😂 the level of intensity with this answer. Amazing. This is Nick thriving

  • @jorgefernandez1330
    @jorgefernandez1330 День тому +22

    17:58 the way they bring me joy while not being able to speak cause of laughter... hahaha a pure gold!

    • @feelthejoy
      @feelthejoy 20 годин тому

      It got more and more chaotic

  • @tigerkitten8352
    @tigerkitten8352 День тому +25

    4:49 the confidence in which he said "David" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @joecab1
    @joecab1 День тому +24

    Nick here's something to lord over Matteo -- he was wrong. Betty White was not the Nanny on Muppet Babies; it was Barbara Billingsley, the mother on Leave It to Beaver.

    • @chrisparker7256
      @chrisparker7256 День тому +7

      I feel personally assaulted over Matteo's disrespect. Nanny raised all of us 80's gay kids!!!

  • @heyitsmilkie
    @heyitsmilkie 22 години тому +7

    “Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell” released me like the winter soldier.

  • @Poerenn
    @Poerenn День тому +15

    The way I was screaming HOMER, HOOOMEEEEERRRRRRRR

  • @hatcha6639
    @hatcha6639 День тому +89

    I was screaming mitochondria! 😂😂😂

  • @Artemus1965
    @Artemus1965 День тому +8

    You know it's good when Matteo is laughing so much he can't catch his breathing, his face is turning red, and he's snorting LOL

  • @OldLadyCrinkumCrankum
    @OldLadyCrinkumCrankum День тому +16

    Nick's intellectual redemption arc warms my soul.

  • @ZeroChillBonnie
    @ZeroChillBonnie День тому +16

    I’m so proud of Nick for knowing the Golden State Warriors 😂

  • @victoriadrawz
    @victoriadrawz День тому +18

    What.. LIQUID, SOLID, GAS 😂 its like he was possessed lmao

    • @esmeraldagreengate4354
      @esmeraldagreengate4354 15 годин тому +2

      He was taken over!

    • @victoriadrawz
      @victoriadrawz 14 годин тому +2

      @@esmeraldagreengate4354 literally lol 😂

    • @ILikeDemocracy7
      @ILikeDemocracy7 12 годин тому +2

      Oh, c’mon! Everyone knows the three states of matter are Liza, Barbra and Bette.

  • @1jotun136
    @1jotun136 День тому +22

    Nick saying "we'll see who's on top"
    😂

  • @beyvieques
    @beyvieques День тому +26

    “When I turned into Josie Grossie” 😂🤣

    • @bethany5525
      @bethany5525 День тому +5

      "Let the boy dance!" had me in TEARS.

  • @PrincessRose15
    @PrincessRose15 22 години тому +7

    "Tolkien."
    THE WAY I SCREAMED

    • @lstockton8468
      @lstockton8468 18 годин тому +1

      I screamed cried and threw up! I was an AP Latin student and translated the Odyssey from Latin so it really hit home!😂😂😂

  • @laoscurita
    @laoscurita День тому +10

    You guys need to sing throughout an entire episode. Forget the haters! Also, I'm hoping Lizzo sees this episode and responds 😂

  • @ssgtmole8610
    @ssgtmole8610 16 годин тому +4

    Tells you something about a duo's relationship if they insist on sudden death instead of a tie. 🤣

  • @dsiegler12
    @dsiegler12 День тому +35

    Dress well? That sweater makes Nick look like Grimace on Ozempic

    • @BritInvLvr
      @BritInvLvr День тому +3

      This should be on his next hateful comments video. lol.

  • @citahworldtrade9956
    @citahworldtrade9956 21 годину тому +2

    before the questions began, i had my bet on Nick.........and still fully gagged with excitement! I totally forgot the 3 states of matter. Thanks for the victorious win.
    NO DOUBTS AT ALL!!
    You also have a great voice due to your singing in a previous video which was a beautiful rich Bass/Baritone cool vibe. Don't downplay your gift anymore luv! Looking forward to a Christmas Carol or 2 next year ❤❤❤❤

  • @sophiarivera7364
    @sophiarivera7364 17 годин тому +2

    This is my favorite podcast thank you for existing. I love you both sm

  • @BillyMayDays
    @BillyMayDays День тому +12

    I am loving the slightly longer podcast lol!

  • @S_S-WHYT
    @S_S-WHYT День тому +6

    It’s the best when you guys can’t even talk from laughing ❤❤❤😂

  • @themacfan
    @themacfan День тому +14

    Soviet Union launched Sputnik into the space , NOT russia!

  • @clintrussell
    @clintrussell 17 годин тому +1

    I love it when Matteo sings he has a wonderful voice! as well as Nick

  • @Luke-PlanesTrainsDogsnCars
    @Luke-PlanesTrainsDogsnCars 23 години тому +3

    All that goes to show that Nick would be the quickest to hail a cab...
    _by glaring at the driver_ 😂

    • @lstockton8468
      @lstockton8468 18 годин тому +1

      And it would still drive off bc too gay...🤣🤣🤣

  • @bracejuice7955
    @bracejuice7955 День тому +63

    The odyssey and Iliad response was physically painful

    • @BruinPhD2009
      @BruinPhD2009 День тому +5

      I was screaming at my iPad so much I think it called the police on me.

    • @lstockton8468
      @lstockton8468 День тому +3

      OH DEAR GAAAAAWWWWWWDDDD! As an AP Latin student, I am SCREAMING--I translated the Odyssey from Latin in high school!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @boatsagainst
      @boatsagainst День тому +2

      it made me think of that quiz show clip where they ask something about in his epic poems homer often refers to this as the food of gods, and the guy answers donuts, cause homer likes donuts 😂.

    • @Nocturne22
      @Nocturne22 13 годин тому

      get a life

    • @kassassin_brahgawk
      @kassassin_brahgawk 9 годин тому

      Me screaming at my phone HOMER!!!! like I had a stake in the game 😂

  • @SherbieSherb
    @SherbieSherb День тому +5

    I literally just spit my drink out in laughter at the "Star of David" answer OMG

  • @nanarichh
    @nanarichh 20 годин тому +1

    16:42 the jump from absolute confusion to complete confidence is just magnificent

  • @Myriad727
    @Myriad727 День тому +6

    NEITHER of you say "Appalachia" correctly 🤣

  • @wizard5276
    @wizard5276 День тому +10

    Alright who is telling the boys they cant sing because id like to have some WORDS! 😂

  • @meglyy
    @meglyy 9 годин тому +1

    I just yelled “mitochondria!” at the top of my lungs to no one in particular at 7:30 in the morning on a Friday alone in my apartment. Thank you for that.

  • @cernunnos_rex
    @cernunnos_rex День тому +19

    TOLKEIN!? HEMINGWAY!?!?? Just. Wow.

    • @Buckboy2024
      @Buckboy2024 День тому

      Agreed. Ayn Rand? L Frank Baum? Erica Jong? Jackie Collins? Oh - Jacqueline Susann?!

    • @mistym0rning
      @mistym0rning 23 години тому

      It’s “TOLKIEN,” though 😜

    • @cernunnos_rex
      @cernunnos_rex 23 години тому

      @@mistym0rning i was distraught

  • @FishareFriendsNotFood972
    @FishareFriendsNotFood972 День тому +5

    4:23 "I'll use my left hand for you". Ooohh, the shade, loll!

  • @insanetxartist
    @insanetxartist 15 годин тому +1

    I got them all faster than both. Yup, I'm a major freaking nerd.😂

  • @FoCoPuffs
    @FoCoPuffs День тому +5

    Solid, liquid, gas, plasma, and Bose-Einstein condensate 😎

  • @ceelogates8897
    @ceelogates8897 День тому +4

    Just a heads up: Antarctica is the largest desert in the world. The Sahara would be the largest hot desert. Antarctica is a desert because it has a very small amount of precipitation, it doesn’t matter that there is a lot of water in the form of ice

    • @Buckboy2024
      @Buckboy2024 23 години тому

      Very erudite! And I thought the answer was Trump’s brain…

    • @Buckboy2024
      @Buckboy2024 23 години тому

      Very erudite! And I thought the answer was Trump’s brain…

  • @Nineteen1114
    @Nineteen1114 День тому +5

    Nick’s Powerhouse of the cell reaction 😊😊😊😊. New game - we have to guess if, and which one, gets it correct

  • @-naomi-8294
    @-naomi-8294 16 годин тому +1

    CALIFORNIA IS THE GOLDEN STATE! was yelling it at the screen while nick and matteo were trying to figure it out HAHA

  • @Emily2002xo
    @Emily2002xo 6 годин тому +1

    Why are they both so pretty? Like my goodness 💅🏻✨

  • @SleepInthe_Sand
    @SleepInthe_Sand День тому +1

    Not me googling the Muppet babies Betty White thing 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️😂😂

  • @feelthejoy
    @feelthejoy 21 годину тому +2

    lol Mt Everest is in the Himalayas, Matteo was allllllmost there

  • @evelynreder3101
    @evelynreder3101 День тому +3

    Love you guys! Thursday has become my favorite day :) Thanks for the entertainment!

  • @orielwiggins2225
    @orielwiggins2225 День тому

    Oh my goodness! This is the best! "My how the tunrtables have turned "😂😂😂 really tho. Trying to beat you both to the answers and not knowing some of them makes me realize they weren't wrong when they said that as adults we just delete whole grades of knowledge to make room for more important adult things.
    Honestly tho, I don't know how anyone can just listen to these without also watching the videos. So so much nuance especially the silent laughing and body language.
    Thanks again for being a bright spot in my week.

  • @oliviar9808
    @oliviar9808 День тому +5

    3:41 it was NOT tied! Nick is shining this week

  • @johnnyblaze6667
    @johnnyblaze6667 День тому +9

    “Let the boy dance” 😂

  • @honeyisthebestdog
    @honeyisthebestdog День тому +5

    Please NEVER STOP reading directly from your phones for the ads. 😂😂

  • @keithchmiel1321
    @keithchmiel1321 День тому +7

    Antarctica is the largest desert on Earth

    • @Buckboy2024
      @Buckboy2024 День тому +3

      And here I thought it was Donald Trump’s brain all along…

  • @Purpaderps
    @Purpaderps День тому +12

    Its pronounced App-a-latch-ian by us that live here 😂

  • @leeshaolivier9298
    @leeshaolivier9298 День тому +4

    Well done!🎉 Thanks for the laughs!

  • @cduarte411
    @cduarte411 20 годин тому +1

    Nick, you’re not Josie Grossie anymore! I thought this was a hilarious video already but the end had be laughing the most.

  • @jonesy732
    @jonesy732 День тому +2

    Watching this high on marijuana is one of my life's most enjoyable moments I can't fing stop laughing

  • @carries.213
    @carries.213 23 години тому +3

    "Tolkien" ... I died

  • @MPARTEE1
    @MPARTEE1 22 години тому +1

    You are killing me 😂😂😂😂

  • @ericmcbrian1638
    @ericmcbrian1638 День тому +7

    Nanny on muppet babies was played by Barbara Billingsley.

    • @Buckboy2024
      @Buckboy2024 День тому

      I like your entertainment OCD. Not kidding!

  • @marvinraphaelmonfort8289
    @marvinraphaelmonfort8289 День тому +3

    love the grimace sweater, it's very fashionable to wear things oversized, matteo... thankyou both and chris for another fun vid =] "i threw them for a loop"😂

  • @Nineteen1114
    @Nineteen1114 День тому +2

    Nick’s Powerhouse of the cell reaction 😊😊😊😊. New game - we have to guess if, and which one, gets it correct. Or drinking game, when Nick says “whhhat” with neck whip and sheer deer-in-the headlights eyes

  • @jbaba6923
    @jbaba6923 День тому +3

    Matteo, you are so charming, funny, generous & just utterly amazing!!! I’m so very sorry for how tough it was for you in school😢 ❤️‍🩹

    • @lstockton8468
      @lstockton8468 День тому +2

      As a former educator, I am so sad when grown adults STILL remember school as an awful experience. It makes me FURIOUS that some kids are given a hard time at such a tender part of life in a place that should be welcoming and supportive! Hugs to little Matteo...❤❤❤

  • @HanRMurph
    @HanRMurph 18 годин тому

    I laughed so hard at the whole episode, shouting out answers and had a blast! Good on ya Nick! xxx

  • @kangaroochi
    @kangaroochi День тому +1

    MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWER HOUSE OF THE CELL !!!
    🤣

  • @joeyXMANallen
    @joeyXMANallen 21 годину тому +1

    Muppet Babies ..Skeeter🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lstockton8468
      @lstockton8468 18 годин тому

      I said Gonzo...but maybe he'd be one if Skeeter and Gonzo had a baby...a Muppet Baby baby🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jwdeluxe
    @jwdeluxe День тому +1

    Thanks u guys for another great video. I really appreciate the both of you.❤❤

  • @tg8285
    @tg8285 День тому +2

    Omg I'm writing before i even watched...this is the one EVERYONE was waiting for❤❤❤❤

  • @amh3316
    @amh3316 День тому +1

    I’ll say they’re both very…fun to watch. 😂

  • @felinemoonchild
    @felinemoonchild 4 години тому

    I like how you can literally SEE the synapses in Nick's brain firing.
    "What are the three states of matter?"
    "What?" *synapse fires* "SOLID LIQUID GAS!"

  • @Cullenore
    @Cullenore 22 години тому +1

    “Tompkins” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @griffalo1013
    @griffalo1013 День тому +4

    I mean, they were both incorrect on the world's largest desert...

    • @lkf8799
      @lkf8799 15 годин тому +1

      Antarctica?

    • @ILikeDemocracy7
      @ILikeDemocracy7 12 годин тому

      Everyone knows the answer is Donald Trump’s brain…

  • @proudvirginian
    @proudvirginian День тому +11

    "LET THE BOY DANCE!"

  • @lucilia-Z.D
    @lucilia-Z.D 23 години тому +2

    Tolkien?! Hemingway?! I am unwell.

  • @VidGirl88
    @VidGirl88 День тому +1

    The point where there are both laughing so hard they went silent I am deceased

  • @JeffinSouthernTierNY
    @JeffinSouthernTierNY День тому +2

    This was fun! Lol “David!” Oh…the Sun 😂

  • @mirandaburgin
    @mirandaburgin 17 годин тому +1

    Chris laughing off camera remains the true winner

  • @stepps511
    @stepps511 День тому +3

    I laughed SO hard aong with you guys! Thank you for that!

  • @williamwise6571
    @williamwise6571 День тому +2

    Nooooooooo…… this was as equally hilarious as it was painful to watch 🤣😭

  • @mnkid25
    @mnkid25 День тому +4

    You guys are killing me. 😆

  • @ladylucie2451
    @ladylucie2451 День тому +11

    @18:56 - I can hear 5th grade Nick yelling "I HaVe a GiRlFrIeNd!!" At his bullies 🤣😂

  • @joemorales643
    @joemorales643 День тому +2

    I swear to God Matteo, if you say "Zocdoc" one more time, God help me!

  • @ozmoe
    @ozmoe 10 годин тому

    Matteo laughing so hard that he had to snort and then gasp for air at the end ... Chef's Kiss

  • @MrMarkyMarc70
    @MrMarkyMarc70 День тому +4

    FYI, the voice of the Nanny in Muppet Babies was Barbara Billingsley. The mom from Leave It To Beaver. Not Betty White.

    • @Buckboy2024
      @Buckboy2024 День тому +1

      Thank you and, please excuse me, but I speak jive…

    • @MrMarkyMarc70
      @MrMarkyMarc70 День тому

      @ Yes she’s in Airplane as well. LOL!!!