Are We Smarter Than A 5th Grader?
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- Опубліковано 6 лют 2025
- This week, we find out if we are smarter than a 5th grader!
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you guys need buzzers
I just saw the title and went "Oh, no" for Nick
My 1st thought too! Lizzo's gonna get him 😂
My reaction exactly.
Same!!!!!😂
I literally said the same thing.
Think we all did 🤣
“Lizzo’s watching with bated breath” 😂😂. That storyline will never get old!
I do hope Lizzo responds.
@ oh, you know she’s watching 👀
She couldn't catch it
I love the Lizzo beef lore
@@BritInvLvrOh we're getting her on the pod
Finding out they're actually both dumb is so much funnier than it just being Nick
*cough* *cough*
No but really, i would not say either them are dumb. Wit and creativity are huge forms of intelligence. They are both musicians as well as comedians, Matteo speaks multiple languages, etc. I think the word would be “ignorant” in a pretty large swath of subjects 😂 I think Nick is more willing to admit that there’s a lot of stuff he doesn’t know whereas Matteo has a bit of bluff and bluster
Nick's redemption arc is fabulous! Go on, underpuppy
His reaction to the question about erosion is hilarious
Redemption? From what
"Star of David" LMFAO!
DAVID!
I love watching David rise in the morning 😊
He blurted it out with so much confidence too
The fact that Nick could list off the 3 branches of the US Government, but had no idea what to call a baby dog. hahahahahahah I am deceased.
"Who wrote the Odyssey?" "Tolkien" the way I died lol
I thought they’d guess Jacqueline Susann or Judith Krantz…
Purple looks so good on Nick, but I’m not surprised. Purple is the color of the villains.
He looks like Waluigi lol
Nick's entire life flashing before his eyes at the "erosion" question has me in tears.
I screamed "that's how beaches are made, Nick!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@lstockton8468 "How can Indiana have beaches? There's no water there." "Yes, there is! There's a giant lake! What do you mean?!" "There's no beaches on lakes."
I don't think rocks are broken down by wind and water via erosion. That's when soil drifts away into water. I think they the word they wanted was weathering?
@@galept Weathering is without motion. Erosion is with motion. The question gives no context on that front. I said "erosion" when I was answering along. Without the context, either word would be correct.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen Nick so proud about anything.
Nick: “we’re not going to take it that seriously..”
*proceeds to take it extremely. Seriously*
I love the support Nick gave Mateo when learning of his middle school bully, Todd Birkhoff.
“Ugh, Todd, tsk” * side eye *
When Nick started falling behind I was like, "Well we know when he stopped paying attention to the teacher and started paying attention to the other boys in his class!"
18:35 I love when Nick makes Matteo laugh so hard he can’t even talk or breathe. Just silent laughter 🤣🤣🤣 omg this was great
Right?! Just both of them silently sobbing and laughing and barely moving 😂
Me repeating 'mitochondria' but it increases with intensity as they keep guessing LOL. 'IT'S MITROCHONDRIA, GUYS!!!'
Feeling the intense aggression of "LIQUID, SOLID, GAS!". Damn, Nick.
Agreed, but I thought they were Liza, Barbra, Bette…
So nice to see Bea Arthur and Elaine Stritch compete in this quiz. Also, cute thumbnail!
omg rofl!!
Imma call the sun DAVID from now on. I’ll be like: oooh David is hot today 🥵
😂
And hot for eternity!
"Is it sad to say I peaked in elementary school?" I'm dead. 😂
Same!! 😂
I do love that they left enough time for an existential crisis.
I swear, Nick is the only person that can make Matteo laugh so hard!!! 😂 😂😂
Actually Bob, Monét, Peppermint, and Paddy have all had him also laughing in mute. That's how you know it's good, when the sound can't come out for a few seconds.
Nick is on fire! He won AND he knew Golden State is also a basketball team! 💯🤣❤️ Love you both! Congrats Nick!
The way they both think of California as basically just SF and LA 😂😂 it’s the Golden State because of the California gold rush (roughly 1848-1855). Gotta remember that these state nicknames are not recent
I said Gold Rush State and almost couldn't pick myself off the floor thinking about Nick's love of the Gold Rush!🤣🤣🤣
Thank you!
That's pretty much how all of the world sees California unfortunately. I'm from NY and everyone just assumes I live in NYC, and I don't. 45% of the state lives outside of the city.
LIQUID.SOLID.GAS 😂 the level of intensity with this answer. Amazing. This is Nick thriving
17:58 the way they bring me joy while not being able to speak cause of laughter... hahaha a pure gold!
It got more and more chaotic
4:49 the confidence in which he said "David" 😂😂😂😂😂
Nick here's something to lord over Matteo -- he was wrong. Betty White was not the Nanny on Muppet Babies; it was Barbara Billingsley, the mother on Leave It to Beaver.
I feel personally assaulted over Matteo's disrespect. Nanny raised all of us 80's gay kids!!!
“Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell” released me like the winter soldier.
The way I was screaming HOMER, HOOOMEEEEERRRRRRRR
I was screaming mitochondria! 😂😂😂
Me too! 😂😂❤
same! and Homer lol
We were ALL screaming💀
@ 🤣🤣💀
"Adam?" 😉
You know it's good when Matteo is laughing so much he can't catch his breathing, his face is turning red, and he's snorting LOL
Nick's intellectual redemption arc warms my soul.
I’m so proud of Nick for knowing the Golden State Warriors 😂
What.. LIQUID, SOLID, GAS 😂 its like he was possessed lmao
He was taken over!
@@esmeraldagreengate4354 literally lol 😂
Oh, c’mon! Everyone knows the three states of matter are Liza, Barbra and Bette.
Nick saying "we'll see who's on top"
😂
“When I turned into Josie Grossie” 😂🤣
"Let the boy dance!" had me in TEARS.
"Tolkien."
THE WAY I SCREAMED
I screamed cried and threw up! I was an AP Latin student and translated the Odyssey from Latin so it really hit home!😂😂😂
You guys need to sing throughout an entire episode. Forget the haters! Also, I'm hoping Lizzo sees this episode and responds 😂
Tells you something about a duo's relationship if they insist on sudden death instead of a tie. 🤣
Dress well? That sweater makes Nick look like Grimace on Ozempic
This should be on his next hateful comments video. lol.
before the questions began, i had my bet on Nick.........and still fully gagged with excitement! I totally forgot the 3 states of matter. Thanks for the victorious win.
NO DOUBTS AT ALL!!
You also have a great voice due to your singing in a previous video which was a beautiful rich Bass/Baritone cool vibe. Don't downplay your gift anymore luv! Looking forward to a Christmas Carol or 2 next year ❤❤❤❤
This is my favorite podcast thank you for existing. I love you both sm
I am loving the slightly longer podcast lol!
Right there with you!
It’s the best when you guys can’t even talk from laughing ❤❤❤😂
Soviet Union launched Sputnik into the space , NOT russia!
Correct! Good call.
I love it when Matteo sings he has a wonderful voice! as well as Nick
All that goes to show that Nick would be the quickest to hail a cab...
_by glaring at the driver_ 😂
And it would still drive off bc too gay...🤣🤣🤣
The odyssey and Iliad response was physically painful
I was screaming at my iPad so much I think it called the police on me.
OH DEAR GAAAAAWWWWWWDDDD! As an AP Latin student, I am SCREAMING--I translated the Odyssey from Latin in high school!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
it made me think of that quiz show clip where they ask something about in his epic poems homer often refers to this as the food of gods, and the guy answers donuts, cause homer likes donuts 😂.
get a life
Me screaming at my phone HOMER!!!! like I had a stake in the game 😂
I literally just spit my drink out in laughter at the "Star of David" answer OMG
16:42 the jump from absolute confusion to complete confidence is just magnificent
NEITHER of you say "Appalachia" correctly 🤣
Alright who is telling the boys they cant sing because id like to have some WORDS! 😂
I just yelled “mitochondria!” at the top of my lungs to no one in particular at 7:30 in the morning on a Friday alone in my apartment. Thank you for that.
TOLKEIN!? HEMINGWAY!?!?? Just. Wow.
Agreed. Ayn Rand? L Frank Baum? Erica Jong? Jackie Collins? Oh - Jacqueline Susann?!
It’s “TOLKIEN,” though 😜
@@mistym0rning i was distraught
4:23 "I'll use my left hand for you". Ooohh, the shade, loll!
I got them all faster than both. Yup, I'm a major freaking nerd.😂
Good on you!
Solid, liquid, gas, plasma, and Bose-Einstein condensate 😎
Just a heads up: Antarctica is the largest desert in the world. The Sahara would be the largest hot desert. Antarctica is a desert because it has a very small amount of precipitation, it doesn’t matter that there is a lot of water in the form of ice
Very erudite! And I thought the answer was Trump’s brain…
Very erudite! And I thought the answer was Trump’s brain…
Nick’s Powerhouse of the cell reaction 😊😊😊😊. New game - we have to guess if, and which one, gets it correct
CALIFORNIA IS THE GOLDEN STATE! was yelling it at the screen while nick and matteo were trying to figure it out HAHA
Why are they both so pretty? Like my goodness 💅🏻✨
Not me googling the Muppet babies Betty White thing 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️😂😂
lol Mt Everest is in the Himalayas, Matteo was allllllmost there
Love you guys! Thursday has become my favorite day :) Thanks for the entertainment!
Oh my goodness! This is the best! "My how the tunrtables have turned "😂😂😂 really tho. Trying to beat you both to the answers and not knowing some of them makes me realize they weren't wrong when they said that as adults we just delete whole grades of knowledge to make room for more important adult things.
Honestly tho, I don't know how anyone can just listen to these without also watching the videos. So so much nuance especially the silent laughing and body language.
Thanks again for being a bright spot in my week.
3:41 it was NOT tied! Nick is shining this week
“Let the boy dance” 😂
Please NEVER STOP reading directly from your phones for the ads. 😂😂
Antarctica is the largest desert on Earth
And here I thought it was Donald Trump’s brain all along…
Its pronounced App-a-latch-ian by us that live here 😂
Right! Appa-lak-ian?
@1jotun136 it cracks me up lol
Hear hear!
Well done!🎉 Thanks for the laughs!
Nick, you’re not Josie Grossie anymore! I thought this was a hilarious video already but the end had be laughing the most.
Watching this high on marijuana is one of my life's most enjoyable moments I can't fing stop laughing
"Tolkien" ... I died
You are killing me 😂😂😂😂
Nanny on muppet babies was played by Barbara Billingsley.
I like your entertainment OCD. Not kidding!
love the grimace sweater, it's very fashionable to wear things oversized, matteo... thankyou both and chris for another fun vid =] "i threw them for a loop"😂
Nick’s Powerhouse of the cell reaction 😊😊😊😊. New game - we have to guess if, and which one, gets it correct. Or drinking game, when Nick says “whhhat” with neck whip and sheer deer-in-the headlights eyes
Matteo, you are so charming, funny, generous & just utterly amazing!!! I’m so very sorry for how tough it was for you in school😢 ❤️🩹
As a former educator, I am so sad when grown adults STILL remember school as an awful experience. It makes me FURIOUS that some kids are given a hard time at such a tender part of life in a place that should be welcoming and supportive! Hugs to little Matteo...❤❤❤
I laughed so hard at the whole episode, shouting out answers and had a blast! Good on ya Nick! xxx
MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWER HOUSE OF THE CELL !!!
🤣
Muppet Babies ..Skeeter🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣
I said Gonzo...but maybe he'd be one if Skeeter and Gonzo had a baby...a Muppet Baby baby🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thanks u guys for another great video. I really appreciate the both of you.❤❤
Omg I'm writing before i even watched...this is the one EVERYONE was waiting for❤❤❤❤
No doubt.
I’ll say they’re both very…fun to watch. 😂
I like how you can literally SEE the synapses in Nick's brain firing.
"What are the three states of matter?"
"What?" *synapse fires* "SOLID LIQUID GAS!"
“Tompkins” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I mean, they were both incorrect on the world's largest desert...
Antarctica?
Everyone knows the answer is Donald Trump’s brain…
"LET THE BOY DANCE!"
Tolkien?! Hemingway?! I am unwell.
Jacqueline Susann?
The point where there are both laughing so hard they went silent I am deceased
This was fun! Lol “David!” Oh…the Sun 😂
Chris laughing off camera remains the true winner
I laughed SO hard aong with you guys! Thank you for that!
Nooooooooo…… this was as equally hilarious as it was painful to watch 🤣😭
You guys are killing me. 😆
@18:56 - I can hear 5th grade Nick yelling "I HaVe a GiRlFrIeNd!!" At his bullies 🤣😂
I swear to God Matteo, if you say "Zocdoc" one more time, God help me!
Matteo laughing so hard that he had to snort and then gasp for air at the end ... Chef's Kiss
FYI, the voice of the Nanny in Muppet Babies was Barbara Billingsley. The mom from Leave It To Beaver. Not Betty White.
Thank you and, please excuse me, but I speak jive…
@ Yes she’s in Airplane as well. LOL!!!