Best of Beetlejuice - Compilation

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  • Опубліковано 24 чер 2023
  • The best of Lester “Beetlejuice” Green.

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  • @gupworld7395
    @gupworld7395 6 місяців тому +574

    “You’re Jewish?”
    “Yeah I have friends”

    • @Schwertfisch13
      @Schwertfisch13 4 місяці тому +42

      This is actually a deep sentence if you love overinterpretation.

    • @tylerk3616
      @tylerk3616 4 місяці тому +3

      3d chess checkmate

    • @dinuffin
      @dinuffin 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Schwertfisch13It's really not. 😆

    • @madhatter3640
      @madhatter3640 2 місяці тому +3

      Who me?

    • @keymaninmusic
      @keymaninmusic 2 місяці тому

      Not who me? Just: me?

  • @Jay-df2nu
    @Jay-df2nu Місяць тому +111

    It's like he instantly and constantly forgets what he's talking about

  • @ENZiRTV
    @ENZiRTV 6 місяців тому +434

    "I look like a Mexican guy. I ain't jewish." God I love Beetlejuice.

    • @dudelydudeington9789
      @dudelydudeington9789 4 місяці тому +28

      After repeatedly saying he was Jewish. Haha

    • @DilationZ
      @DilationZ 2 місяці тому +2

      What if beetlejuice was white?

    • @tybragan23
      @tybragan23 Місяць тому +1

      @@DilationZhe’s been black facing this whole time 😂😂

    • @mebeasensei
      @mebeasensei 12 днів тому

      @@dudelydudeington9789 And saying we should erect a wall to keep the Mexicans out

    • @couchman-sw6jy
      @couchman-sw6jy 3 дні тому

      @@DilationZthen he’d be white I suppose

  • @NC-ck5oj
    @NC-ck5oj 3 місяці тому +101

    There is nobody on the planet like Beetlejuice. A true original.

  • @rick379
    @rick379 5 місяців тому +495

    Imagine beets just been trolling us this whole time and is actually an intellectual genius 😂

    • @mementomori5374
      @mementomori5374 5 місяців тому +25

      He is trollin nobody knows

    • @ImYourHucklebery117
      @ImYourHucklebery117 5 місяців тому

      He has more Teeth than IQ, i highly doubt it

    • @kebokev7519
      @kebokev7519 5 місяців тому +13

      He's very smart

    • @TheOriginalArchie
      @TheOriginalArchie 5 місяців тому +49

      100% he KINDA knows what's going on. Beet always hated Gary and one time Gary went into the studio and asked him a question and Beet looked at him and answered the question straight and gave a look to Gary like he wanted to kill him. I wish I had it saved so I could show it, but from there on out I knew Beet was at least more conscious than he plays off.

    • @dickslaughter2
      @dickslaughter2 5 місяців тому +2

      He is

  • @DavidDavidson-xp7fo
    @DavidDavidson-xp7fo 7 місяців тому +164

    Think i might be addicted to watching Beetlejuice

    • @DAHIRDUBI
      @DAHIRDUBI 5 місяців тому +13

      Bro everyone is beet is just that guy.

    • @younessouder
      @younessouder 4 місяці тому +9

      I’m the number one in that list

  • @austinhadley6086
    @austinhadley6086 9 місяців тому +424

    Comedy gold. Beet is a human treasure.

  • @CHRXTN22
    @CHRXTN22 10 місяців тому +247

    No one ain't worth shit to beetle when he's upset

  • @benstips1101
    @benstips1101 5 місяців тому +142

    I wish I had 1% of beetlejuices confidence

  • @emandnistaw3006
    @emandnistaw3006 5 місяців тому +61

    **I heard a couple of cute stories about you?**
    Beete:- I wasn't in it.

  • @westernpigeon
    @westernpigeon 28 днів тому +22

    “He’s fighting at Madison Square Garden”
    “who cares if he’s fighting at mcdonald’s i can fight too” 😂😂 18:30

  • @jaypreldeguayama9984
    @jaypreldeguayama9984 5 місяців тому +74

    I'm black but I'm Puerto Rican but I ain't stupid 😂😂😂😂got to love beet

  • @musclemachine8849
    @musclemachine8849 9 місяців тому +811

    Name one person in the world that hates beetle Nobody👑

    • @buskingkarma2503
      @buskingkarma2503 9 місяців тому +40

      I can believe that to be very true! I'm British,and can't get enough of him! He is so entertaining to watch and so funny! Truly a unique human being!👌

    • @4TwentyFour20
      @4TwentyFour20 8 місяців тому +102

      hank the angry dwarf is the only person i can think of

    • @user-ff9dx3hq2g
      @user-ff9dx3hq2g 7 місяців тому +22

      @@4TwentyFour20he died

    • @zleepydude224
      @zleepydude224 7 місяців тому +7

      Hank

    • @bigbuffguy23
      @bigbuffguy23 7 місяців тому +28

      Obama

  • @aaroneusjames2342
    @aaroneusjames2342 5 місяців тому +42

    Float like a butterfly. Sting like a beetlejuice.

  • @tannerdunn7142
    @tannerdunn7142 8 місяців тому +89

    I got a head that’s large gets me literally every time.

  • @legalizitt
    @legalizitt 4 місяці тому +91

    When that dude ripped Beetle's t-shirt off, I lost it. OMG!

    • @younessouder
      @younessouder 4 місяці тому +9

      That’s Sean his manager RIP and the guy behind the great beet

    • @shaunhudson9321
      @shaunhudson9321 2 місяці тому

      Ha ha

    • @comedyguide5581
      @comedyguide5581 2 місяці тому

      I didn't know he had a bikini or a thong!

    • @westernpigeon
      @westernpigeon 28 днів тому

      beet’s best friend, sean. RIP.

  • @jrrd4069
    @jrrd4069 Місяць тому +19

    Shuli's funniest contribution was being called 'Julie' by Beet.

  • @evansgate
    @evansgate 6 місяців тому +63

    I like how Beet stood up to Iron Sheik. He wasn't scared at all

    • @mementomori5374
      @mementomori5374 5 місяців тому +9

      He thinks he is the best figher of the universe thats why 😂

    • @michaelmcginn3136
      @michaelmcginn3136 4 місяці тому +4

      Right! Shiek could have thrown him through a wall and Beet is just like Dont fuckin step into my space

    • @waynejohnson1786
      @waynejohnson1786 4 місяці тому +2

      @@mementomori5374 You mean he is the best fighter in the universe

    • @mementomori5374
      @mementomori5374 4 місяці тому

      @@waynejohnson1786 hahahah yes excuse me

    • @Captain_Neckbeard
      @Captain_Neckbeard 4 місяці тому +1

      Sheik don't want that heat.

  • @michaelcox545
    @michaelcox545 9 місяців тому +218

    The man has more quotes than Shakespeare

  • @chekkop
    @chekkop 8 місяців тому +88

    When you hold a Red Bull and it looks like a Monster

  • @chestinhedden2906
    @chestinhedden2906 7 місяців тому +165

    Beetle speaking Spanish and Mandarin cracks me up every time I hear it. Mee Mee Ya MFer Lmfao

  • @illusorytrutheffect
    @illusorytrutheffect 5 місяців тому +32

    10:20 “you think I’m fucking stupid Sal, you think I’m not that fucking stupid, you think I’m not fucking stupid Sal, you think I’m fucking stupid dude”😂😂 love beetle man.

  • @thewestsidetale
    @thewestsidetale 5 місяців тому +72

    Maybe im Puerto Rican . But im not stupid. - Beetlejuice

    • @HotBoxTrucking
      @HotBoxTrucking 3 місяці тому +1

      i aint black

    • @thewestsidetale
      @thewestsidetale 3 місяці тому +2

      @@HotBoxTrucking am i like a mexican guy, aint juish

    • @HotBoxTrucking
      @HotBoxTrucking 3 місяці тому +1

      @@thewestsidetale irish

    • @thewestsidetale
      @thewestsidetale 3 місяці тому +4

      @@HotBoxTrucking im black but im puerto rican but aint stupid

    • @HotBoxTrucking
      @HotBoxTrucking 3 місяці тому +1

      @@thewestsidetale speak african

  • @michalaleskandr3985
    @michalaleskandr3985 2 місяці тому +25

    I wish Beet would "read" me bedtime stories every night!
    We'd only need one book, because it would be different every time! Lol

  • @Tommydoesgames123
    @Tommydoesgames123 8 місяців тому +133

    Beet really is the true highlight of humanities existence on this earth

  • @swim2kill
    @swim2kill 3 місяці тому +14

    i have watched all these clips 100 times over and they will never get old

    • @FromPanictoParis
      @FromPanictoParis 3 місяці тому +1

      Me too 😂😂😂 every night almost. How is it possible 😅

  • @jaredwarren7403
    @jaredwarren7403 5 місяців тому +24

    Beetle absolutely violated Dominic 💀 😂😂 slaps him up side the head

  • @stevefirst1512
    @stevefirst1512 5 місяців тому +51

    RIP Shawn and Frank. Frank was a local attorney who had this show on community access cable. He was Shawn and thus Beets attorney. Good guys all three.

    • @DannyECDUB
      @DannyECDUB 4 місяці тому +7

      Damn that guy left us aswell? Dont forget rip dominik

  • @christianolson8543
    @christianolson8543 5 місяців тому +18

    Beet in the Clay Matthew’s jersey is prime Beetle. Nobody is f*ckin with that dude.

  • @TarePandaHelp
    @TarePandaHelp 7 місяців тому +29

    When he started speaking Spanish 😂😂

  • @michaelmcginn3136
    @michaelmcginn3136 4 місяці тому +30

    That public access segment with Sean not being able to contain himself about the sheer absurdity of the situation had me straight busting out laughing

  • @kaibutnor
    @kaibutnor Місяць тому +10

    16:29 “im black but im Puerto Rican but i aint stupid”

    • @user-ep9ub4kj1m
      @user-ep9ub4kj1m 6 днів тому

      I'm Puerto Rican and that shit had me rolling,guess I'm stupid 😂🤣

  • @dalesdrumchannelzero1802
    @dalesdrumchannelzero1802 5 місяців тому +20

    I can't believe how Beet let Sal pick him up like that. I thought for sure Sal was going to get knocked the f- out.

  • @AndrewEdling
    @AndrewEdling 5 місяців тому +15

    I watch this every single day

  • @RandyBoBandy.
    @RandyBoBandy. 4 місяці тому +24

    6:23 that was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. I was laughing as hard as Sean and the host. Oh my word that was so effing funny.

  • @jakelavis3694
    @jakelavis3694 7 місяців тому +58

    What the hell even is Beetlejuice😂 hes like the unicorn of the human species

  • @TheBoi-D
    @TheBoi-D 6 місяців тому +20

    "You im stupid Sal? You think im stupid Sal? You think im not stupid Sal? You think im not stupid Sal?"

  • @nickadkins7765
    @nickadkins7765 6 місяців тому +93

    6:40 - 8:00 Sean had to have been tripping on shrooms 😂
    That Santa bit was freaking amazing too lmao 😂

    • @user-tm5em4vu7u
      @user-tm5em4vu7u 6 місяців тому +4

      Marijuana bro.

    • @That1GuyUNo
      @That1GuyUNo 5 місяців тому +6

      He was so high🤣🤣

    • @knowingpappy659
      @knowingpappy659 5 місяців тому +9

      I was laughing as hard as he was

    • @OsamaBinDarrel
      @OsamaBinDarrel 5 місяців тому +5

      Definitely shrooms or acid lol he was having a good time 😭

    • @dickslaughter2
      @dickslaughter2 5 місяців тому +2

      Jus good ol thc. I miss the giggles

  • @jamfanatics7111
    @jamfanatics7111 10 місяців тому +38

    Shawn was ON ONE at around 7:30 hahahhaa

  • @MrLamigra1337
    @MrLamigra1337 6 місяців тому +14

    He made a movie with George Bush and George Clinton, and he beat Mike Tyson TWICE!! Beat is an amazing man.

  • @ryansmurda1552
    @ryansmurda1552 4 місяці тому +29

    I almost pissed myself laughing at Shaun and Beet on public access tv. That may be one of the funniest things ive ever seen.

    • @johngilmore697
      @johngilmore697 2 місяці тому +1

      He buys his weed from Attorney Scott Miller

  • @jasonburke6231
    @jasonburke6231 7 місяців тому +48

    Ya never know what kinda beet you’re gonna get.

  • @BusterCherry1
    @BusterCherry1 5 місяців тому +11

    I don't even know wtf was making Sean crack up but it was completely contagious.😅

  • @blumby4883
    @blumby4883 7 місяців тому +47

    The iron sheik bit had me dying lol

    • @cotch.
      @cotch. 6 місяців тому +3

      Ive seen a lot of beet clips but ive never seen that one, amazing.

    • @rickbergstrom3859
      @rickbergstrom3859 29 днів тому

      Beet is fearless !

    • @frankserra3952
      @frankserra3952 5 днів тому

      Was thar real, or was sheik trolling?

    • @rickbergstrom3859
      @rickbergstrom3859 5 днів тому

      @frankserra3952 Good thing Sheik recognized, Beet was gunna f@ck him up ! 😆

  • @keymaninmusic
    @keymaninmusic 8 місяців тому +16

    Thank Goodness for Ronnie! What a wonderful security guard!

  • @angry_moose94
    @angry_moose94 7 місяців тому +26

    beet is a good boy every two years

  • @be4stable
    @be4stable 5 місяців тому +11

    Beetle keeps it fkn real...

  • @peterjstogios
    @peterjstogios 25 днів тому +4

    Who, me?
    A minute later: who, me?
    -Beet

  • @nelsongagnet6431
    @nelsongagnet6431 9 місяців тому +15

    float like a butterfly.. sting like a beet

  • @LeftWingCutBack
    @LeftWingCutBack 20 днів тому +2

    Beet walking around the corner saying oh look at this piece of shit never gets old. Long live beet

  • @CobraChickenRacing
    @CobraChickenRacing 9 місяців тому +21

    17:26 UA-cam is the archive of all the funniest shit that has ever happened on tape.

  • @darthshivvis956
    @darthshivvis956 9 місяців тому +24

    Shaun looks like he on shrooms laughing

  • @DannyECDUB
    @DannyECDUB 4 місяці тому +9

    The black poke

  • @christopherbarrentine4909
    @christopherbarrentine4909 24 дні тому +2

    I think it's the coolest thing... when he talks about his friends, race, and religion.... The dude is saying man if I have friends that are blah blah blah they family and that makes me part of whatever they are.... good attitiude...

  • @hellsexpress2560
    @hellsexpress2560 8 місяців тому +14

    1 thing i really do want b4 i die is beets autograph

    • @Jesus_christ333
      @Jesus_christ333 8 місяців тому +2

      id love to meet him😂 i need the autograph from him in person

    • @KobeIsG.O.A.T
      @KobeIsG.O.A.T 8 місяців тому +1

      " Who Me " ? 🐞

  • @Eric-lq3ot
    @Eric-lq3ot 3 місяці тому +1

    Thank you for posting this

  • @matthewhibbard9807
    @matthewhibbard9807 4 місяці тому +3

    When Sean rips the wife beater off Beet and when he starts laughing immediately when he sees them in the monitor on the public access show are by far the best.

  • @MegaHardwood
    @MegaHardwood 3 місяці тому +3

    There is no bigger legend in entertainment than Beet.

  • @jamiepreston1490
    @jamiepreston1490 5 місяців тому +8

    Beet is a treasure. What a funny guy!

  • @odyssey1537
    @odyssey1537 4 місяці тому +39

    "tell santa what you want for christmas"
    "can i sit by myself"
    GOLDEN LMAOOOOOO

  • @user-ir2yf1qg4p
    @user-ir2yf1qg4p 6 місяців тому +4

    Good comp of clips , captured most of my fav clips 😂

  • @hoopjargon
    @hoopjargon 9 місяців тому +22

    Beetle & Iron Sheikh was the epic

    • @KobeIsG.O.A.T
      @KobeIsG.O.A.T 9 місяців тому +12

      Hey beetle didn't back down. Beetle got more heart then most believe that 💯

    • @Suki-Tawdry
      @Suki-Tawdry 9 місяців тому +1

      🤣

    • @UltimatelyEverything
      @UltimatelyEverything Місяць тому +2

      Beet won that one Sheik was bricking his pants

  • @LavishPeasant
    @LavishPeasant 3 місяці тому +3

    “Don’t do it Sean” after he already did it 😂💀

  • @user-tm5em4vu7u
    @user-tm5em4vu7u 6 місяців тому +11

    Man, beetle juice is awesome! 😂

  • @LEternellementEgare
    @LEternellementEgare 21 день тому +3

    « Spell red »
    Beetlejuice: « L-S-T-E-R »
    « Ok now Gary, spelled red »
    Gary: « R-E-D »
    « Thats’s correct »
    « Back to beetle juice, spell red »
    Beetlejuice: « L-S-T-E-R-T »

    • @LoLLilo
      @LoLLilo 21 день тому +2

      He was spelling his name cause apparently his name is Lester😢

  • @Grim48
    @Grim48 6 місяців тому +8

    I swear Beet is just a bird in a human's body

  • @gammarage9356
    @gammarage9356 6 місяців тому +11

    24:00 Beetle went home that day convinced President Obama is avoiding him so he doesn't get knocked out lmao.

    • @chasedwards9626
      @chasedwards9626 Місяць тому +1

      Obama shouldn't have gave his mom that birthday card 😂

    • @user-ep9ub4kj1m
      @user-ep9ub4kj1m 6 днів тому

      Beet called Obama out before anybody else, he was a man before his time 😅

  • @the8wave
    @the8wave 6 місяців тому +10

    From what it seems, and my experience tells me, Beet’s brain works like a black out drunk persons. It’s gotta be difficult trying to remember anything when you’re like that. He just has a very one track mind.

  • @theSCclub
    @theSCclub Місяць тому +2

    This guy is my hero

  • @philippeansaloni6660
    @philippeansaloni6660 5 місяців тому +6

    Its new year, i am feeling lonely and needing some affection but i have a cherry pie to eat and watching Beet puts a smile on my face.love you❤

  • @ManLikeSg
    @ManLikeSg 5 місяців тому +3

    Saved the best for the last. I was really looking forward to Beet's pep talk

  • @kimphilipson2821
    @kimphilipson2821 2 місяці тому +3

    Beet is the shit . Love him

  • @erenn6476
    @erenn6476 6 місяців тому +8

    LOVE Beetle he is THE BEST and a treasure; the King Of All Entertainment. Beet is literally afraid of no mortal man

  • @drunkenmmamaster419
    @drunkenmmamaster419 16 днів тому

    Beetlejuice is one celebrity I’d love to chill with

  • @Youngin892
    @Youngin892 10 місяців тому +11

    Beat got them hands

  • @adampierce7468
    @adampierce7468 5 місяців тому +9

    Once saw Beetlejuice in the middle of a mosh pit. Everyone backed off and just let him dance.

  • @nickb5337
    @nickb5337 5 місяців тому +5

    9:07 You know it’s about to get tragic when Beet hands you his Liq

    • @joeill620
      @joeill620 5 місяців тому

      “Watchu say nigga” kills me everytime

  • @Shelbybros1
    @Shelbybros1 2 місяці тому +5

    Little bro just says anything on his mind
    So awesome

  • @ChrisMcAlister-wl5wh
    @ChrisMcAlister-wl5wh 4 місяці тому +3

    My brother beetle is special individual and he lifts my spirits and he is a entertainer that makes us all smile.Keep it real beet.

  • @lazyus5892
    @lazyus5892 4 місяці тому +1

    I've been with these guys for fifthteen years

  • @brandontuttle5571
    @brandontuttle5571 4 місяці тому +4

    "Who cares if he's fighting in a man's garden?" 😂 18:33

  • @TheLiquidChicken69
    @TheLiquidChicken69 16 днів тому

    55 years of laughs ❤ to many more. Love you Beet

  • @Bacon__SteezBurger
    @Bacon__SteezBurger 7 місяців тому +15

    I mean, in his own words, “he’s as bad as can, and knows he’s the best “

    • @keymaninmusic
      @keymaninmusic 5 місяців тому

      The baddest. Everyone gets that wrong.

  • @kimphilipson2821
    @kimphilipson2821 2 місяці тому +3

    He is maken moeny and having fun ! All good 😂😂

  • @ryanwenger934
    @ryanwenger934 2 місяці тому +2

    True gem

  • @TravelwithMuneeb
    @TravelwithMuneeb 4 місяці тому +2

    King for a reason 👑

  • @jasonrosete490
    @jasonrosete490 25 днів тому +1

    Omg that public access show appearance with Sean is hilarious 😆😆😆😆😆 He's high as hell 😂

  • @jorge10928
    @jorge10928 5 місяців тому +3

    I hope Beet lives forever!

  • @Cp3Cp3Cp3Cp3
    @Cp3Cp3Cp3Cp3 9 місяців тому +7

    Also a wine making tutorial, very nice

  • @francesivey7811
    @francesivey7811 2 місяці тому +2

    what a Lovely person!

  • @lp8939
    @lp8939 3 дні тому +1

    Stood toe to toe with the iron sheik

  • @JoeFromCanada93
    @JoeFromCanada93 6 місяців тому +16

    6:25 Best skit and Beetle didn’t even say a word hahahahahshshsh in dead

  • @bubblesxo
    @bubblesxo 9 місяців тому +14

    I’m already laughing at 1 min in

  • @smoothvandal916
    @smoothvandal916 9 днів тому +1

    Beet is just the best 👌

  • @mythical.martinez1609
    @mythical.martinez1609 Місяць тому +1

    "That ain't real santa" 😂

  • @KobeIsG.O.A.T
    @KobeIsG.O.A.T 9 місяців тому +12

    9:30 beet wasn't bullshhitn either
    Beet got hands

  • @revancobb9890
    @revancobb9890 7 місяців тому +64

    it's kinda sad, to think that everyone around beetle juice is just using him.

    • @burntdice2810
      @burntdice2810 7 місяців тому +3

      @@FITNESSOVER45it’s just a grift. Him being left is acceptable.

    • @miguelcasanova4792
      @miguelcasanova4792 6 місяців тому +2

      It’s the people that gave him the lifestyle he wants

    • @skyycam
      @skyycam 6 місяців тому

      @@burntdice2810exactly

    • @Daruudes
      @Daruudes 5 місяців тому +1

      @@FITNESSOVER45 The US doesn't have a far left

    • @leer.watson4673
      @leer.watson4673 5 місяців тому +5

      I don’t think beet would agree to that. There are videos on UA-cam of Shawn and his wife treating him like part of their family.

  • @leehannaford9166
    @leehannaford9166 4 місяці тому

    Brilliant 🤩 gotta love beetle juice😂😂😂😇❤️🙏

  • @TommyDuster-ml2qp
    @TommyDuster-ml2qp 4 дні тому

    I love it when beet is in an evil mood. He hates everyone. Especially at Howard sterns studio 😂😂

  • @sjbdeebo2
    @sjbdeebo2 2 місяці тому +4

    I now know where Tracy Morgan gets his material