Me too...and bad movies, bad infomercials, bad music....I think people like us have great taste - in bad stuff lol. Thanks for checking out the new vid.
My wife and I laughed so hard watching your commentary that our stomach hurt, we cried so hard we couldn't see and had to blow our nose afterwards it was bad. Our jaw hurt badly from laughing so hard this went on for about 45 mins I was sore all over I actually could not stand up for a bit from cracking up. Good stuff man.
One of my more gullible acquaintances once spent a load of money on getting high up in the ranks of Systema. Thought he could take on an entire SAS squadron. He eventually got beaten up by a bloke who owns a kebab shop in Great Yarmouth.
@@FartNSniff keep up the great content sir, because its really entertaining watching your channel, after work or while relaxing, always make me happy..
I seen 2 kids fighting years ago when mortal kombat came out on genesis back in the mid 90s. One kid was calling out his punches and kicks. He'd yell "down an "A", up and "B", ect..😂..true story! Needless to say, he got his A** kicked!..lol..Using his blocks (yelling start, start) didn't work out.
"He thinks farting on the couch is exercise" OMG I can't! LOL BTW, those Kung Fu shirts in that ad from the 1970s were $375 each?? Holy shit that was big bucks for that era.
Well, they were magical! They were blessed by shoalin monks living in secret mountain bases in the Himalayas. If you want the best magic, you're gonna have to pay baby!
That's funny! Naughty bits on a woman is hairy snapping turtle. Told my nephew it's saber tooth crotch cricket. All of them guys were court ordered to attend short fat instructors class.
That one dislike has to be from the Rollie Pollie Martial Fartist or one of his students cause that was a hilarious n great Bullshido video! 👍Keep em coming, I love hearing your quirky rhymes! Haha
@@FartNSniff haha ya, ok... that stuff is so obviously fake! The dudes are falling away from em so they don't get a knuckle sammich! The only thing complex about it is his cholesterol levels!
Yes, a buncha people have been stating that their religion is Jedi. I think one time it was so many people in one country that there was talk about making it official.
Things used to surprise me.... I miss those days lol. Now it's like, I wonder if they've done something that stupid yet or is it just still coming down the pipeline in the near future. Live and let live I say .....unless of course your religion has Jar Jar Binks in it.
I'm almost 2 minutes in. There _is_ one thing missing though, you should have inserted some haduken shouts when the no-touch masters were executing their magnificent powers! 😄
Wow. Can't believe I've been subscribed for 5 years now. Time sure flies man but im glad to see you're still as funny as the day i watched the glass video
Wow just clapping my hands can build up my Chi powers so I can do Ha-Do-Kens, Sonic Booms,Tiger Shots and probably M. Bison Psycho powers too! Man why did I waste my time getting a black belt in Taekwondo as a child, a brown belt in Brazilian Ju Jitsu and training to fight in MMA as an adult! All that time, money and effort wasted when all I had to do was clap my hands and control my Chi energy by moving my hands around in a ball like I was rolling a football (soccer ball to Americans) in my hands
I am the founder of the ancient martial art Fart Chi Do. And i master Brown Chi. Brown chi always work, provided you stick to your diet of beans and beacon, fresh onion soup and anything "gassy". I prefer to call it a martial fart. In my system the brown belt is the highest belt. I will teach you to master brown chi for just 100 dollar for a seminar. (ex vat)
It's soooo cringey the way they sort of half-limply start falling to the ground like a cat that's been pinched on the neck. The students don't know what to do so they're literally just like "uhhhh idk what next master this is embarrassing I can't actually act"
It's not fair to show off as a teacher that large because all he has to do is spin and extend a fist and it'll have the power of an entire globe behind it. I don't mean to shame anyone at all, just him for showing off
Systema people were camouflage because it’s supposed to be what the Russian special forces use when they don’t have any weapons so they have to kill their enemies with their bare hands. So it’s like Russia’s version of Krav Magyar
Well at least the Luke Skywalker looking guy is only a white belt....I get the impression though the girl could kick both their asses. Thanks for checking out the new vid Mascada, hope you are doing well.
About that German sensei, can you imagine if chi existed in the west during WW2? Germany would not only have won, they would have developed a chi bomb, 10 million more powerful than the nuke they were trying to build.
This was a state secret back then, but the first atom bomb was not uranium based. They did not have enough uranium for the job, so they contacted our allies in China who showed Einstein chi powers. The masters must keep chi from falling into the wrong hands, which is why mcdojos teaching fake chi are so helpful
They were showing up but when I clicked on it says, "No longer available". Checked to see if it got moved to the "held for review" section but didn't. YT can be quirky some days. Thanks for checking out the vid though. How's everything going?
I don't train systema but the point of those demos is to off-balance attackers with minimal effort. Not saying they work great but there is no chi/ki going on, just trickery and misdirection.
I got a joke finally for u I think you’ll like. How do u know you’re in a russian mcdojo? There is a guy standing in the back with white stripped shirt and everyone wears camo pants 9 min 32 sec
It somehow itches in me to see Iron Mike take down these BS masters, lol. I hate how the "students" let themselves be manipulated in order to comply and play along, they want to be fools....
Great vid. I love the humor. But im sad for the students of these bullshido dbags. They could actually die following their fake advice. Absolute Criminals
systema enema :) well done mate!! Loved it!
Hes actually a legit practitioner of having his own field of gravity and manipulating it
Yet another classic video. Thank you so much.
My pleasure John and thanks to you for checking it out!
I've wasted the past 17 years learning to punch, kick, knee and elbow but I should have just become a chi master wizard
Yes kickboxing is only effective against mere mortals and not those who effortlessly wield magic invisible basketballs....
One day I want to be as cool as those guys who flail around for their even cooler statuesque master
"You're so fat your underwear needs a belt." Ha ha ha. Thats hilarious.
Lmao
My no contact fighting style is called Fire Arm, it absolutely is real. 🔫
The description of the guy walking out of the woods was hilarious , you have a way with words. That was brilliant.
Yes!! Thank you !
The kind of guy who steals the sunglasses from a blind guy,and sells them back to him,damn! :-)
The medal’s medal of medals LOL I’m dying!
7:38 - "He is so fat, his sweat is concidered an alternative form of sugar!" - so priceless and so true!
Awesome! Thanks for bringing these back!
This is my kind of humor 😂
I'm addicted to this ridiculous stuff.
Me too...and bad movies, bad infomercials, bad music....I think people like us have great taste - in bad stuff lol. Thanks for checking out the new vid.
Something about his look at 4:57 made me think he was gonna say "What's yore shtyle" like Parsons from enter the dragon
first time seeing a bald samurai walk through the forest
Ok, the videos alone are fun to watch but the commentary makes them absolutely hilarious!
I can not argue with such a valid statement lol :D
This was nice to wake up to! Lol
Morning Josh!
@@FartNSniff good morning sir, first I get a day off, and wake up to this!! It’s going to be a good day 😉
Awesome! Enjoy your day off and hope you enjoyed the video Josh.
@@FartNSniff I always do, I’m fiending for some more bad music video tho!! 😉😉
I am off to bed here in Ireland so I will enjoy this before I sleep.
My wife and I laughed so hard watching your commentary that our stomach hurt, we cried so hard we couldn't see and had to blow our nose afterwards it was bad. Our jaw hurt badly from laughing so hard this went on for about 45 mins I was sore all over I actually could not stand up for a bit from cracking up. Good stuff man.
1:44 Thank god he reactivated him
One of my more gullible acquaintances once spent a load of money on getting high up in the ranks of Systema. Thought he could take on an entire SAS squadron. He eventually got beaten up by a bloke who owns a kebab shop in Great Yarmouth.
My God. My water came out my nose. That's hilarious. 😂😂😂😂
Im Happy to see you again.nice vídeo.6:50🤣😂 mash potato snow man.🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Thanks Papai Smurf! Hope you are doing well.
my favourite channel is back!
Thanks! Good to be back!
@@FartNSniff keep up the great content sir, because its really entertaining watching your channel, after work or while relaxing, always make me happy..
"the Russian orangutan" lmao🤣
Always lock the zoo doors......
I miss these so much! All your videos are great but kung fool are the best.
Thanks man, I appreciate it. Tbh, they are a lot of fun to put together.
Late to the show... Glad i came by... How TF DO these dudes still exist
Welcome!
I seen 2 kids fighting years ago when mortal kombat came out on genesis back in the mid 90s. One kid was calling out his punches and kicks. He'd yell "down an "A", up and "B", ect..😂..true story! Needless to say, he got his A** kicked!..lol..Using his blocks (yelling start, start) didn't work out.
LOL too funny. The winner should have yelled "game over"!
@@FartNSniff I was laughing yelling "finish him" 😂
LoL
"If teletubbies could conceive" LOL!
11:30 Legend has it that the sexiest man in Russia, the Puffy Putin, is the wee fella in the yellow in his weer years as a wee virgin.
Great Martial Farts overview
"He thinks farting on the couch is exercise" OMG I can't! LOL BTW, those Kung Fu shirts in that ad from the 1970s were $375 each?? Holy shit that was big bucks for that era.
Well, they were magical! They were blessed by shoalin monks living in secret mountain bases in the Himalayas.
If you want the best magic, you're gonna have to pay baby!
@@generalzod7959 LMAO!
Love your videos Huge fan from wicklow Ireland 🇮🇪
Thanks Mac! Cheers from Canada!
That's funny! Naughty bits on a woman is hairy snapping turtle. Told my nephew it's saber tooth crotch cricket. All of them guys were court ordered to attend short fat instructors class.
"The flood is over
the land is dry
why do you
wear your pants so high?"
Comedy GOLD!!!
I don't think I've laughed this hard in awhile. Great video as always.
Thanks Ian! Glad you liked the video!
That one dislike has to be from the Rollie Pollie Martial Fartist or one of his students cause that was a hilarious n great Bullshido video! 👍Keep em coming, I love hearing your quirky rhymes! Haha
In all honesty, I get people telling me "honestly" that I am too small minded to understand the complexities of Sys-enema.
@@FartNSniff haha ya, ok... that stuff is so obviously fake! The dudes are falling away from em so they don't get a knuckle sammich! The only thing complex about it is his cholesterol levels!
Nice one @ cholesterol
I would pay good money to watch them fight an actual Taekwondo student who wasn’t payed good money to follow along with their bullshit.
A-fukkking-men to that Lily
Hey man! Happy to see a new upload!
Hope you enjoyed it!
finnaly iv been waiting so long
Yeah sorry.... been so busy lately. Started working on another kung fool vid so please stay tuned and thanks for checking out the new one!
Its ok becouse all your videos they are the best man great job
Thanks so much for that, means a lot to hear.
"Grew up watching Star Wars and playing Street Fighter" pretty much sums up most of these quack. 😅
Add a dash of anime and Sunday afternoon kung fu movies
you're killing me with that systema shit-on combo xD
Yes, a buncha people have been stating that their religion is Jedi. I think one time it was so many people in one country that there was talk about making it official.
Things used to surprise me.... I miss those days lol. Now it's like, I wonder if they've done something that stupid yet or is it just still coming down the pipeline in the near future. Live and let live I say .....unless of course your religion has Jar Jar Binks in it.
He's wearing a headband because he's being just like The Karate Kid!!
Wax on!!!!!
Superb as always bro!!!! Can’t wait for more!
I'm almost 2 minutes in. There _is_ one thing missing though, you should have inserted some haduken shouts when the no-touch masters were executing their magnificent powers! 😄
Keep it up man! Been watching your vids for years! Just don't stop! 🤣😂
Thanks man!
Oh my God
Wow. Can't believe I've been subscribed for 5 years now. Time sure flies man but im glad to see you're still as funny as the day i watched the glass video
Thanks so much for the kind words and for sticking around! I am working on a new video but I'm busy as heck and haven't had much time to work on it.
2:47 while you're watering the yard maybe imagine a friend and get a second opinion.
Lmao nice one!
Wow just clapping my hands can build up my Chi powers so I can do Ha-Do-Kens, Sonic Booms,Tiger Shots and probably M. Bison Psycho powers too! Man why did I waste my time getting a black belt in Taekwondo as a child, a brown belt in Brazilian Ju Jitsu and training to fight in MMA as an adult! All that time, money and effort wasted when all I had to do was clap my hands and control my Chi energy by moving my hands around in a ball like I was rolling a football (soccer ball to Americans) in my hands
You might think that fat master at the end is going slow just so you can follow his blazing technique, but the fact is, that's as fast as he can move.
I think camo clothes and combat gear is popular with systema practitioners because it’s a martial art used by the spetznas
The ball 🏀 jock is killing me. OMG🤣🤣🤣 I am stealing this for a therapy video.
I am the founder of the ancient martial art Fart Chi Do. And i master Brown Chi. Brown chi always work, provided you stick to your diet of beans and beacon, fresh onion soup and anything "gassy".
I prefer to call it a martial fart. In my system the brown belt is the highest belt. I will teach you to master brown chi for just 100 dollar for a seminar. (ex vat)
Lol we must've studied at the same dojo
6:00 i can't XDD
Do you write these down?
Love your stuff man, keep it going and stay safe.
I script the hell out of it, parse it down and then add a few spur of the moment jabs here and there. Thanks for the support!
I really want to have a Chi-Sburger now :)
It's soooo cringey the way they sort of half-limply start falling to the ground like a cat that's been pinched on the neck. The students don't know what to do so they're literally just like "uhhhh idk what next master this is embarrassing I can't actually act"
It's not fair to show off as a teacher that large because all he has to do is spin and extend a fist and it'll have the power of an entire globe behind it.
I don't mean to shame anyone at all, just him for showing off
The headband guy thinks he's the Fullmetal Alchemist.
If the master has a pot belly you know it's legit.
Systema people were camouflage because it’s supposed to be what the Russian special forces use when they don’t have any weapons so they have to kill their enemies with their bare hands. So it’s like Russia’s version of Krav Magyar
Glad you're still here doing your thing buddy!
Thanks man!
@@FartNSniff you are my favorite bullshido commentator, keep tickling those chi balls!!!!!
I'm on like the 6th video so far, love your channel
Thanks! Haven't put out anything in a bit, summer has been busy but I do have a couple new ones in the works
awesome!
once again, HILARIOUS hahahahaha
My main man is back !!!!
Maybe their smell is just so bad they don't need to actually punch or kick someone. Love your videos, voice and humor!.
Thanks, glad you are digging the video!
At 0:13 Why does the black guy have to be a yellow belt?!?!
Well at least the Luke Skywalker looking guy is only a white belt....I get the impression though the girl could kick both their asses. Thanks for checking out the new vid Mascada, hope you are doing well.
@@FartNSniff HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!! This video is full of nothing but sorry sacks.......... Thanks for the video! You help me feel great
About that German sensei, can you imagine if chi existed in the west during WW2? Germany would not only have won, they would have developed a chi bomb, 10 million more powerful than the nuke they were trying to build.
This was a state secret back then, but the first atom bomb was not uranium based. They did not have enough uranium for the job, so they contacted our allies in China who showed Einstein chi powers. The masters must keep chi from falling into the wrong hands, which is why mcdojos teaching fake chi are so helpful
Farting on a couch is a exercise lmmfao
That pretend-force field stuff is hilarious... even funnier is that some people actually believe it
True.... but you can't have one without the other. Thanks for checking out the new vid Kate, hope you are doing well!
@@FartNSniff I am, and I hope the same for you !
Why they all the fat, they should be use all that energy, to fight off bad eating habits
A basketball purse? That’s as ghetto fabulous as it can get!
I quite enjoy your commentary sir tyvm. Keep it up, and no your not going overboard they already went too far being idiots.
the Combat Mime (against the pillar) at 9:20
Lol nice one, wish I had thought of it :D
A double chi in!! 😄😄😄
Thanks for checking out the video Dopesick!
the last vid shows how badass russian soldiers are 😁
Lol yeah, they were all given this video before invading Ukraine and it's worked out great!
Look up yellow Bamboo.
I have.....one day going to do a video devoted to them.
Idk why my comments dont load
They were showing up but when I clicked on it says, "No longer available". Checked to see if it got moved to the "held for review" section but didn't. YT can be quirky some days. Thanks for checking out the vid though. How's everything going?
@@FartNSniff im doin good i sent u an email
no way man..... He is training us to be Jedi
Look like people got paid to play with a lonely delusional
I don't train systema but the point of those demos is to off-balance attackers with minimal effort. Not saying they work great but there is no chi/ki going on, just trickery and misdirection.
What does all this tell us about humanity? Its hilarious but ive got this feeling we are not going to make it......
Energy balls😂😂😂. So many fell for this crap it’s rediculous.
And the arobic karate 😂😂😂. That’s some funny crap.
I got a joke finally for u I think you’ll like. How do u know you’re in a russian mcdojo? There is a guy standing in the back with white stripped shirt and everyone wears camo pants 9 min 32 sec
Hahahaha hahaha hahahahahaha
😂😂
Don't fat shame the guy. He has enough on his plate.
I'd give that comment a hundred thumbs up if I could. Awesome!
Not nearly mean enough..! Such con men need daily ridicule worldwide.
At 6:00 that guy does not even make a proper fist when he punches.
Is third breakfast before or after elevensies?
But....how he foolish them and make money from the people....its a true unseen magic isn't he???.
It somehow itches in me to see Iron Mike take down these BS masters, lol. I hate how the "students" let themselves be manipulated in order to comply and play along, they want to be fools....
When I think about it, your videos would made me lose faith in humanity. But I'm lucky I already lost it, long time ago.
Just call them, KUNG FOOLS!
@3:52 lmfao
How many times does it have to explained, the reason they’re all so fat is because their body has to hold so much chi.
McDojo hahaha
The Will Sasso look- alike power walking through the enchanted forest- he coulda used some camo pants or something. Im just sayin 😆
LoL@ Will Sasso look alike
Great vid. I love the humor. But im sad for the students of these bullshido dbags. They could actually die following their fake advice. Absolute Criminals