Actually is a holy war because gork and mork are always fighting each other because little is strong enough. Furthermore gork followers tend to believe they will be reincarnated to continue the fight where mork allows the dead orks to rest.
Weren’t they fighting against the eldar gods at some point? There was some other powerful being rolling as a third wheel for a while, not Empy, someone else
If I’m not mistaken, the only reason there’s 2 Ork gods is because when the Orks heard the idea of just having a single god, they basically went “but who’s he supposed to fight?!”
Reminds me of a meme I saw a while back. Different factions worshipping their gods are your typical “praying to shrines” and stuff like that. Then Ork religion is basically Gork and Mork in a “Hell In A Cell” match on WWE with all the Orks watching and cheering
The way I've heard it, Space Marines went around praising their emperor, the "god king of mankind" and claiming that he was immortal and then when enough orks heard it, it became true.
and the thing about 40 000 huamns being sacrificed each day to keep the emperor alive is pretty mutch useless cuz the orks are basicly carrying his life line support
@SlyPayneX Orks in 40k are peak fiction. These funny British green things have ships that are just piles of scrap that work because yes. When painted red they go faster because yes. And these beings also don't need to breath in space because yes.
They aren't Chaos gods, the psychic energy of the Orks operates differently from the other species. Mork and Gork essentially exist within a psychic hive mind held between all the Orks in existence, and I don'tthink that they can draw power from any non-Ork worshippers. They draw power from the Warp but are not bound by its limitations. The Old Ones specifically designed the Krorks to be all but immune to Chaos corruption. It's why even though they have such a strong spiritual presence that there are so few Chaos Orks.
@@kierangorman3052they arent Chaos god, true, but by the standard in wish the spy-parasite (wish are the actual chaos god, who are in fact no gods at all) Gork and Mork are warp gods, entity nourished by the spy of all orks, and powerfull enough to kick even zteench in it's meta-physical balls. But they work out of the chaos kingdom of the 4 other assholes, and the 4 try to not get the rage of the orks gods (even Khorne) because they still are orks gods, one is Brutal but Cunning, the other is Cunning but Brutal. They never fight fair, and their means to an end sometime out-schemes even zteench. They dont play by the rules of the "great game" of the 4.
@cristodemonte1690 The Chaos Gods don't own the Warp. Gork and Mork don't work out of the kingdoms of the Dark Gods, they have their own Orky section of the Warp which they rule over. The 4 Chaos Gods are distinguished from gods like Gork and Mork and the Eldar gods by the fact that the 4 players of the great game are more primordial; they were not born out a culture that worshipped them but rather were formed out of pure emotion itself. They do all feast off of psychic energy, that's true, but most of the gods are essentially organised Chaos which has been shaped by the perception of mortals, whereas the Dark Gods are Chaos itself manifested in four separate conscious entities. The fact that they are all made of such raw Chaos is probably the reason why they can take the form of Chaos Undivided to begin with, which could be viewed as a Chaos God in its own right. The other gods like Gork and Mork are usually much more clearly defined in terms of what they are, but the Chaos Gods ambiguity and eldritch nature is both thematically from a storytelling perspective and in-universe, the point of what Chaos is by its very essence. The fluidity of Chaos is the reason why Vashtor is able to go toe to toe with the 4 gods, and could eventually become the 5th Chaos God, and also why Slaanesh was born out of the debauchery of the Eldari's old practices.
Humi on a mercenary mission to hire the orks: "that must mean that they are purple then?" The boss: "whut do ya mean?" Human: "Gork and Mork, since nobody has seen them that must mean that they are purple then, they are after all the most cunning and brutal after all, it makes sense that they are the sneakiest too" All the Orks: "..." Human: "..." Da Boss: "he's right, he's Gork and Mork damn right!"
It encompasses their unpredictability. Most of the time they want a straight up fight and will hit so hard and with such persistence that it doesn't matter if they are being upfront. But then suddenly you will encounter some orks being relatively sneaky and they can be just as dangerous.
There's this Shen comic where he died and heaven and hell were fighting to see where he belongs, but then Garfield saved him. Someone edited it and it was a guardsman that died and the Emperor and chaos gods were fighting for hks soul and Gork and Mork saved the guardsman.
@johnShadow12 nah, I remember doomscrolling fb and saw it before our beloved-old-too-angry-to-die man of a man died. Can't wait to smell what Gaz is cooking for Angron.
Oh all the series of videos you’ve put out the “tell me this about 40k” series has been by far my favorite. Reminds me of both how silly the universe is, but also helps people who are new find joy in pretty much any side. This way people don’t just pick a side because “their minis look cool”, but instead can say “oh they are cool because that and because of all these in universe lore reasons that made me laugh as I learned them.”
Gork is brutal but cunning. Mork is cunning but brutal. Gork will punch you in the teeth so he can stab you in the back. Mork will stab you in the back so he can punch you in the teeth.
@@AndreAIXIDOR89My WH40k knowledge is a bit shallow. I don't have a favourite from a lore perspective, but from the PC rts games, I most enjoy the Tau Empire. Orks never stop being fun though!
@Dragowolf_Rising I have mostly that too begin with the rts game dawn of war read a couple of novel and borrowed two codex from a friend (eldar and orks but they were of the 6th edition and now they are at the 10th so maybe I have outdated information). My favourite is the eldar particularly the Arlequin, otherwise I like the imperial guard. But I love orks like everyone, for now I am curious about the votan league (a sort of space dwarf like faction)
I must say you are actually one of the MOST entertaining WH40K content creators. I haven't scrolled past a single one of your shorts. I subbed, and I need more of your content in my feed!
When are you gonna give us a full-length ork vid? I mean, you're not presenting anything new to most of us warhammer nerds, but the way you present it is top teir humor, and I am totally here for it. I would totally watch a longer form video about your take on the orks, and I 💯 guarantee I'm not the only one
“Oh what kind of music you listening to?” “Gospel Music” “Ayy I love gospel music, which song is it?” “The Gospel of Fists & Dakka, legends of Gork, Mork and gits that Waaagh.”
One is brutally kunnin, which means they know when to use their wits to defeat their enemies, and the other one kunninly brutal, which means they use their strength to beat their enemies.
Worth pointing out even they aren't sure which is which to the point there was an orky ship built that looked like them to the point it started a Civil War until the war boss had a second made
Orkz and Humies should just team up and get rid of all the other threats in the galaxy that way that just leaves both of them to fight eachother for the rest of eternity.
All orks belive in and "worship" gork and mork, they just like one better and as such "worship" them harder by punching orks that like the other god more
Now I'm imagining an Ork pastor praising Gork and Mork, then knocking the absolute living shit out of a blind Ork, who then proceeds to stand up with his blindness cured and the entire church goes wild with the holy spirit
and at least one primarch has seen them face to face. head of the salamanders fell into the drive of a gargant which is pretty much powered by the gods. he actually saw the source of the orks power. still waiting to see when he comes back.
It's theorized that Gork and Mork are the most powerful gods in the setting. But they don't stop wrestling each other long enough to do anything with it.
You should do a rogue trader Ork freeboota campaign with you playing all the characters Ton of work but I think we would love it Just my crazy idea though
_One guy:_ "One says, 'Oy, look over there!' and punches you in the nose; the other says, 'Oy, look at me!' and punches you in the nose harder." _Other guy:_ "That....makes more sense than it should!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gork is brutal and when you are not carreful and expect straightforward savage he sets up trap, mork sets up trap and once you are caught he will show you how brutal he is. good day to be green
Have you talked about stormboyz? The orks rebellious teen phase where they do things like planning and following rules, much to the horror of other orks.
"but which one is which?" *Starts holy war*
Actually is a holy war because gork and mork are always fighting each other because little is strong enough. Furthermore gork followers tend to believe they will be reincarnated to continue the fight where mork allows the dead orks to rest.
which actually happened in 40k
Thanks to the WHAAAA! mechanics of TW3 we have a definitive answer
@@randomdude8202 GORKAMORKA!
Orks are Muslims confirmed
"Why two gods"
"Because if it was only one, who yould he fight against?"
"Makes sense"
Edit: ty for the likes.
The Emperor.
Weren’t they fighting against the eldar gods at some point? There was some other powerful being rolling as a third wheel for a while, not Empy, someone else
But one day Orks will beat everyone else, and on this sad day they can only fight themselves.
@@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233 queue, the endless orc Civil War
"So wich one is Gork and wich one is Mork?"
Shortest way to start a civil war in the middle of a WAAAAGHH!
Well ya see 'ere, one of em is cunnin roight, then 'e's also bru'al. An' th'others bru'al an' 'e's also cunnin.
@@ruthlesace Are Gork and Mork Purple? Now that's a good question.
Have you ever seen them?
If no, then they must be purple, right?
@livedandletdie could be. Never did see a people ork before.
Mork is the one with "mind over matter". He uses his mind to destroy your matter.
Mork is the small on
If I’m not mistaken, the only reason there’s 2 Ork gods is because when the Orks heard the idea of just having a single god, they basically went “but who’s he supposed to fight?!”
Fair assessment.
Reminds me of a meme I saw a while back. Different factions worshipping their gods are your typical “praying to shrines” and stuff like that. Then Ork religion is basically Gork and Mork in a “Hell In A Cell” match on WWE with all the Orks watching and cheering
Do you remember what it’s called or have a link?
"And it's MORK FROM THE TOP ROPE WITH A STEEL CHAIR!"
later
"GOOD GORK ALMIGHTY! THEY'VE KILLED HIM! AS GORK IS MY WITNESS, HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!"
One is brutally cunning and the other is cunningly brutal.
One stabs you the other shoots
The idea of someone asking you to look at them while they punch you in the face is hilarious
Speaking of religion, isn't there a theory that says the Emperor is only alive because the Orcs believe he's too badass to die?
The way I've heard it, Space Marines went around praising their emperor, the "god king of mankind" and claiming that he was immortal and then when enough orks heard it, it became true.
Yup the theory also says the reason ultra marines always win is because they believe blue things are more lucky.
@SlyPayneX also red things go zoom zoom
and the thing about 40 000 huamns being sacrificed each day to keep the emperor alive is pretty mutch useless cuz the orks are basicly carrying his life line support
@SlyPayneX Orks in 40k are peak fiction. These funny British green things have ships that are just piles of scrap that work because yes. When painted red they go faster because yes. And these beings also don't need to breath in space because yes.
Ah yes canonically the strongest chaos Gods who can never get anything done because they constantly fight each other
In all fairness, they are technically getting things done because fighting is exactly what they want to do
They aren't Chaos gods, the psychic energy of the Orks operates differently from the other species. Mork and Gork essentially exist within a psychic hive mind held between all the Orks in existence, and I don'tthink that they can draw power from any non-Ork worshippers. They draw power from the Warp but are not bound by its limitations. The Old Ones specifically designed the Krorks to be all but immune to Chaos corruption. It's why even though they have such a strong spiritual presence that there are so few Chaos Orks.
@@kierangorman3052they arent Chaos god, true, but by the standard in wish the spy-parasite (wish are the actual chaos god, who are in fact no gods at all) Gork and Mork are warp gods, entity nourished by the spy of all orks, and powerfull enough to kick even zteench in it's meta-physical balls.
But they work out of the chaos kingdom of the 4 other assholes, and the 4 try to not get the rage of the orks gods (even Khorne) because they still are orks gods, one is Brutal but Cunning, the other is Cunning but Brutal.
They never fight fair, and their means to an end sometime out-schemes even zteench.
They dont play by the rules of the "great game" of the 4.
@cristodemonte1690 The Chaos Gods don't own the Warp. Gork and Mork don't work out of the kingdoms of the Dark Gods, they have their own Orky section of the Warp which they rule over.
The 4 Chaos Gods are distinguished from gods like Gork and Mork and the Eldar gods by the fact that the 4 players of the great game are more primordial; they were not born out a culture that worshipped them but rather were formed out of pure emotion itself.
They do all feast off of psychic energy, that's true, but most of the gods are essentially organised Chaos which has been shaped by the perception of mortals, whereas the Dark Gods are Chaos itself manifested in four separate conscious entities. The fact that they are all made of such raw Chaos is probably the reason why they can take the form of Chaos Undivided to begin with, which could be viewed as a Chaos God in its own right.
The other gods like Gork and Mork are usually much more clearly defined in terms of what they are, but the Chaos Gods ambiguity and eldritch nature is both thematically from a storytelling perspective and in-universe, the point of what Chaos is by its very essence.
The fluidity of Chaos is the reason why Vashtor is able to go toe to toe with the 4 gods, and could eventually become the 5th Chaos God, and also why Slaanesh was born out of the debauchery of the Eldari's old practices.
so is the little dance at the end gonna become a permanent thing?
For orks, definately
By Gork and Mork, I hope so.
Praise be gork and mork@@StrawhatBrian
ngl was expecting a surprise punch at the end there
It reflects how happy the Orks are, so for ork shorts I really hope so
You do amazing job pulling conveying how fun the orks are
Humi on a mercenary mission to hire the orks: "that must mean that they are purple then?"
The boss: "whut do ya mean?"
Human: "Gork and Mork, since nobody has seen them that must mean that they are purple then, they are after all the most cunning and brutal after all, it makes sense that they are the sneakiest too"
All the Orks: "..."
Human: "..."
Da Boss: "he's right, he's Gork and Mork damn right!"
Makes sense in a roundabout kind of way 😂
Orks are VERY much like that
you get used to it and learn to appreciate
It encompasses their unpredictability.
Most of the time they want a straight up fight and will hit so hard and with such persistence that it doesn't matter if they are being upfront.
But then suddenly you will encounter some orks being relatively sneaky and they can be just as dangerous.
"Oi, Ork warboss! Is Mork cunningly brutal? Or brutally cunning?"
-John Guardsman
There's this Shen comic where he died and heaven and hell were fighting to see where he belongs, but then Garfield saved him. Someone edited it and it was a guardsman that died and the Emperor and chaos gods were fighting for hks soul and Gork and Mork saved the guardsman.
was it Yarrick?
@johnShadow12 nah, I remember doomscrolling fb and saw it before our beloved-old-too-angry-to-die man of a man died. Can't wait to smell what Gaz is cooking for Angron.
Oh all the series of videos you’ve put out the “tell me this about 40k” series has been by far my favorite. Reminds me of both how silly the universe is, but also helps people who are new find joy in pretty much any side. This way people don’t just pick a side because “their minis look cool”, but instead can say “oh they are cool because that and because of all these in universe lore reasons that made me laugh as I learned them.”
Gork is brutal but cunning.
Mork is cunning but brutal.
Gork will punch you in the teeth so he can stab you in the back.
Mork will stab you in the back so he can punch you in the teeth.
Gork has big brains
Mork has YOURS
🎉
No, Gork is cunning but brutal, and MORK is brutal but cunning!
@@McBehrer hush! Gork smartest smart God!
I've been seeing alot of Ork shorts from Cinder which is starting to make me guess which is his favorite faction 🤔
Nearly every new Warhammer fan starts with the ork and then eventually moves to other factions
@AndreAIXIDOR89 that may be true but me myself I've moved from Black Legion&Chaos to Orks
@@AndreAIXIDOR89My WH40k knowledge is a bit shallow. I don't have a favourite from a lore perspective, but from the PC rts games, I most enjoy the Tau Empire. Orks never stop being fun though!
@Dragowolf_Rising I have mostly that too begin with the rts game dawn of war read a couple of novel and borrowed two codex from a friend (eldar and orks but they were of the 6th edition and now they are at the 10th so maybe I have outdated information). My favourite is the eldar particularly the Arlequin, otherwise I like the imperial guard. But I love orks like everyone, for now I am curious about the votan league (a sort of space dwarf like faction)
@@lowlytangent1409 I am not surprised, everyone at least likes the orks. Maybe only those who play custodies could not like the orks faction
Love you 40k tutorials! Learning so much.
i still laughing my ass off that gork was unatached to 40k my nickname.
"Praise Be"
Thanks, now I can't get the image of Orks in a Black-Gospel Church to the big GnM out of my head.
I must say you are actually one of the MOST entertaining WH40K content creators. I haven't scrolled past a single one of your shorts. I subbed, and I need more of your content in my feed!
Orks are prolly the only race who might make an enemy a saint by mistake that enemy being Yarrik. Mork to Gahzkulls Gork
Fun fact, and this is cannon: The Ork word for "close friend" is the exact same word for "favorite enemy."
I’m loving these dance numbers
You made me smile today. Thank you, we appreciate you ❤
I love that these videos end with a dance party now
Fucking love this shit! It’s the little dance at the end for me.
I love the dancing at the end 😂
The joy on his face makes my soul happy 🥰
the dancing at the end is the Best 😊 ❤
Hey i love your 40k stuff but i am starting to miss the dnd stuff, either way love your content
ork " emperor ghost "
if you know, YOU KNOW
Sir we have found the ork spy what shall we do
Missed a golden opportunity at the end to make it look like you'd punched the other You in the face.
“Hey look at me” punches you in the nose
Sounds like my father
I love how the ork shorts now always end with dancing.
You always make me smile ☀️🙂
If an Ork priest says the guys are joining the battle, they do.
He says what but dosent finish the word, leading to a WAGGHHHHHH
One says "Oi! Look over there!" then punches you in the face.
The other punches you in the face and then says the guy beside him did it
"So what's the difference? None, we just needed an extra one to fight each other"
Much love dude.
When are you gonna give us a full-length ork vid? I mean, you're not presenting anything new to most of us warhammer nerds, but the way you present it is top teir humor, and I am totally here for it. I would totally watch a longer form video about your take on the orks, and I 💯 guarantee I'm not the only one
"hello, do you have time to talk about our lords and saviours Gork and Mork?"
One punches, the other kicks.
Orks are slowly becoming my favourite faction.
THE POWER OF REALITY AND PHYSICS IN THE PALM OF OUR HANDS....iiiiitty bitty mental space
I half expected this to end with one of the Cinders getting punched in the face.
You made me love orks in 40k
Huh... never heard it explained that way, that makes WAY more sense now.
Subtle difference, but there is a difference. Who knew an Ork could be so poetic.
... Now I want to see an Ork poetry slam.
I just realized Gork and Mork is probably a reference of Gog and Magog
Meanwhile the two gods are eternally brawling about which is which
Considering what these orks can do, i full on thought it was just going to be another kua-toa scenario
the tag of "orcs" make me hurt
“Oh what kind of music you listening to?”
“Gospel Music”
“Ayy I love gospel music, which song is it?”
“The Gospel of Fists & Dakka, legends of Gork, Mork and gits that Waaagh.”
Gork and Mork, brutally cunning and cunningly brutal. Somtimes, the orks don't even know which is which
One kicks you in the Grundel and the other stabs you in the back
One is brutally kunnin, which means they know when to use their wits to defeat their enemies, and the other one kunninly brutal, which means they use their strength to beat their enemies.
Somehow I just want to watch the guy wave happily.
We need a resurgence of the GORKAMORKA game!
Worth pointing out even they aren't sure which is which to the point there was an orky ship built that looked like them to the point it started a Civil War until the war boss had a second made
Hey you forgot the well known Ork prayer to them *WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH*
One is Cunning but brutal while the other is Brutal but cunning. That was the line in the codex😅
Orkz and Humies should just team up and get rid of all the other threats in the galaxy that way that just leaves both of them to fight eachother for the rest of eternity.
All orks belive in and "worship" gork and mork, they just like one better and as such "worship" them harder by punching orks that like the other god more
after all, if there was only one god, who would they know to punch
One is brutal but cunning, the other is cunning but brutal
Cinder Block Sally for president
That's why we love you guys❤❤❤ That's coming from a Necron you better appreciate that!
Orks are also worshippers of Emperor of the Mankind, for being amazing in battle and a good reason to fight
Also sometimes u get angry red orks who fight for khorne
The dance is Orc. Pls keep.
Now I'm trying to Imagine a song similar to Hallelujah, but for Gork and Mork works
We just screamz WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
As someone who is only just jumping on the Warhammer bandwagon this page is amazing 😅
Praise be sent me over the moon lol
Now I'm imagining an Ork pastor praising Gork and Mork, then knocking the absolute living shit out of a blind Ork, who then proceeds to stand up with his blindness cured and the entire church goes wild with the holy spirit
Gotta love the orcs in a funny way.
Worship is a strong word, I think it's more of a: "Hey dad, look at me! Dad look! Dad you're not looking!"
do the Ogryns next bro
and at least one primarch has seen them face to face. head of the salamanders fell into the drive of a gargant which is pretty much powered by the gods. he actually saw the source of the orks power. still waiting to see when he comes back.
The most fervent theological debate on record is which one's Gork and which one's Mork
It's theorized that Gork and Mork are the most powerful gods in the setting. But they don't stop wrestling each other long enough to do anything with it.
These non denominational church endings are hitting the spot for me
You should do a rogue trader Ork freeboota campaign with you playing all the characters
Ton of work but I think we would love it
Just my crazy idea though
_One guy:_ "One says, 'Oy, look over there!' and punches you in the nose; the other says, 'Oy, look at me!' and punches you in the nose harder."
_Other guy:_ "That....makes more sense than it should!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gork is brutal and when you are not carreful and expect straightforward savage he sets up trap, mork sets up trap and once you are caught he will show you how brutal he is. good day to be green
I'm learning about orcs more than I am Jesus with my daily ork lessons
GORKAMORKA GORKAMORKA GORKAMORKA! WAAAAAGH
The best part is that they also think the Emperor of Mankind is just a god and they really like him because he makes the Humies fight harder.
Best thing is they exist. They aren't just made up gods they're in their own section of the warp fighting each other constantly
Have you talked about stormboyz? The orks rebellious teen phase where they do things like planning and following rules, much to the horror of other orks.
Guys I was here where I saw him go crazy
Also the only reason why ORKs literally can’t be corrupt by chaos and also why kronk can’t get power boost from them.
They are just that funny
No dakka dakka at the end... Day ruinwd
Orcs have 2 gods because, if they only had 1, there would be nobody to fight.
Gork is mean but clever, Mork is clever but mean
He actualy credited the mangas name
Personally, i prefer the lesser known gods, Mork and Mindy.... wait a minute.
Now I'm sad thinking about Robin Williams.
Really starting to love the Orks
This broke me for some reason
Gork will punch you in the face then stab you in the back, and Mork will stab you in the back THEN punch you in the face