Weekend Update: A Bald Man on a U.K. Court Harassment Ruling - SNL

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  • @lamo1724
    @lamo1724 2 дні тому +704

    "And that guy murdered someone...at least that's what we decided" 😂 xxx

  • @DuoForbidden
    @DuoForbidden 2 дні тому +1316

    "My hairless little hands on some of your wife's Marvel money." XDDDDD Andrew killed it in this.

    • @14gears55
      @14gears55 2 дні тому +28

      He should go after her ‘little art movie’ money too

    • @EnzoTheBaker
      @EnzoTheBaker 2 дні тому +116

      For those who don't get the reference, Colin is married to Julia Louis Dreyfus, who played Wonder Woman

    • @LusheRenRen
      @LusheRenRen 2 дні тому +11

      I'm willing to bet Sony Spiderverse $$ that Sherman wrote the line. 😏

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 2 дні тому +9

      ​@@EnzoTheBaker😅😅

    • @Abandoned2377
      @Abandoned2377 2 дні тому +24

      Colin didnt like that joke

  • @vicious.but.romantic
    @vicious.but.romantic День тому +652

    Whoever did the bald cap is an artist! It looks so real.

    • @docjoe86
      @docjoe86 День тому +19

      @@vicious.but.romantic unless he shaved his head and was wearing a wig in the other sketches!

    • @PlatinumState
      @PlatinumState День тому +7

      Its his real bald head

    • @docjoe86
      @docjoe86 День тому +3

      @@PlatinumState Maybe he’s been wearing a wig all these years!

    • @PlatinumState
      @PlatinumState День тому +3

      @@docjoe86 he has, Andrew suffers from severe alopecia

    • @IvyDrip-g6w
      @IvyDrip-g6w День тому +1

      Makeup artist!

  • @Daniel-wu2ql
    @Daniel-wu2ql 2 дні тому +507

    “Sometimes my eyes get cold” was sooooo cute

    • @avidadolares
      @avidadolares День тому +5

      You couldnt sound any more gay.

    • @ScottishRoyal1
      @ScottishRoyal1 День тому

      Likewise avidadolares...expect you also sound like a wimp.

    • @davidg3944
      @davidg3944 День тому +14

      @@avidadolares If you work a little harder you could up your game...

    • @badfairy9554
      @badfairy9554 День тому

      @@avidadolares I 'm thinking of a river in Egypt.

    • @popeyeSailor-e5v
      @popeyeSailor-e5v 22 години тому

      Should've been "ears".

  • @jmiler314
    @jmiler314 2 дні тому +914

    I have grown to love Andrew Dismukes so much

    • @elizabethjolly2335
      @elizabethjolly2335 2 дні тому +49

      YES! I went from barely noticing him to being excited whenever he's in a sketch. He's so great.

    • @ramirezproductions0826
      @ramirezproductions0826 2 дні тому +23

      Me too! Regardless of what the haters say, Andrew will and forever always be one of the bests part of modern day SNL for me 😊

    • @CalamityCannon
      @CalamityCannon 2 дні тому +2

      I think Lizzo's "great, now I gotta go get killed by Andrew Dismukes" (or close enough to that) in a PDD sketch planted a seed of appreciation that has been growing healthily

    • @Kgothatsolhosie
      @Kgothatsolhosie 2 дні тому +6

      I only see him as Matthew now!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Vejur9000
      @Vejur9000 2 дні тому +9

      He is also adorable. I love his ears.

  • @sfgiantsfan921
    @sfgiantsfan921 2 дні тому +355

    I was absolutely not prepared for how long the towel sound effect was going to last

    • @kismypencek6185
      @kismypencek6185 День тому +2

      I know! im gonna hear it now when I see a bald person...im gonna stare too long and they will know im thinking of that snl sound and then I will know they know. Its ginna b epic🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @robinowen7852
      @robinowen7852 23 години тому

      ​@@kismypencek6185I work with two bald guys. If one wore a cowboy hat, he would look like Chuck Norris. 🤠
      Anyway, I'll be thinking about your comment during our next staff meeting 😏

  • @jenniferjohnson2712
    @jenniferjohnson2712 2 дні тому +288

    How he didnt break with the squeaky head part.. colins giggles were everything. Desmukes is AMAZING.

  • @emudeko
    @emudeko 2 дні тому +137

    I've never heard Che break that much. He did great, i like how he takes his time with the joke at 1:38

  • @stevenmac993
    @stevenmac993 День тому +219

    I know it's easy to joke but when I went bald in my 40s, there was one woman at work who kept making jokes. Believe it or not, when it start happening it is something that can be quite upsetting. It's a very visible sign of aging. One day I finally lost my temper and said 'at least I'm not fat' (she was). I was pulled into HR and made to apologise for hurting her feelings. When I pointed out she was always making jokes about me going bald, I was told that was different and I should stop being sensitive about it. These days I shave my head and am OK with it. Before the trolls say I'm being ridiculous, I had a friend who lost his hair in his late teens. He tried to commit suicide after the constant barrage of 'jokes' and women saying they wouldn't date a bald man.

    • @davidg3944
      @davidg3944 День тому +23

      I'm always comforted in these situations by reminding myself that people suck. Which is true, so jokes on them!

    • @Hartley_Hare
      @Hartley_Hare День тому +55

      The fat response is on-point. It shouldn't be necessary, but you were trying to point out the logical inconsistency in the HR policy. You can't accept some forms of offence and overlook others.

    • @doloresmikula3861
      @doloresmikula3861 День тому +28

      All I can say is, having alopecia is a disability that isn’t a disability. I got stares for wearing wigs, I got stares for wearing hats, I got stares for wearing nothing. I’m an adult and can’t deal with it. My niece is a teenager and has endured bullying because of alopecia. I am so sorry about your friend, I hope he found the support he needed.

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 День тому +7

      They're rightit is different: she DECIDED to get fat, she can change that somewhat. You can change being bald. This is the whole issue in England & the real joke is this is what it'll come to, anything anyone sends insensitive will be a crime. Because of a bunch of soft weaklings. Now, genuine harassment, men's it goes on & on & on, like not just a bald joke here & there, but incessant jokes ie bullying

    • @brandoncain3832
      @brandoncain3832 День тому

      Will Smith feels you

  • @olivergarrick1175
    @olivergarrick1175 2 дні тому +197

    The deodorant joke cracked me up.

    • @_Tree
      @_Tree 2 дні тому +8

      I almost spit my water out hearing that 🤣🤣🤣

    • @sylviewalker7560
      @sylviewalker7560 День тому +5

      Some things you can't unsee...

    • @magicbox4059
      @magicbox4059 День тому +3

      It's was ROLL ON

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 дні тому +147

    That's why I grew a beard. I just tell people my hair is afraid of heights, and has gathered on my chin in fear.

    • @jamesgabrielson473
      @jamesgabrielson473 2 дні тому +3

      My brothers with beautiful, full heads of hair complain about how they can't grow a nice beard or mustache. I'd be fine keeping my chest and back hair while giving up my beard for a nice head of hair.

    • @mojo500100
      @mojo500100 День тому +4

      NewMessage 😂 Excellent comment!

  • @1personiam
    @1personiam 2 дні тому +184

    The jury jokes got me good lol

  • @cnj67
    @cnj67 2 дні тому +109

    My compliments to the sound person who coordinated with the polishing. Impressive.

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 День тому

      Mate it stays half a sec before he starts rubbing. That's why they prepare

  • @Bat_Boy
    @Bat_Boy 2 дні тому +135

    That dude was in the zone! 😂

  • @SoOthersMayLiveandStuff
    @SoOthersMayLiveandStuff 2 дні тому +44

    The Old Spice deodorant…😆😂🤣

  • @Venom0689
    @Venom0689 День тому +6

    Just or me or Colin got fed up once he said that wife/marvel joke???

  • @some6uy
    @some6uy День тому +43

    Andrew does really grow on you wow, his delivery here is hilarious

  • @TobyIsAWoman
    @TobyIsAWoman 2 дні тому +60

    "I'm also impotent,DON'T LAUGH!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @flashfocusbruh5144
    @flashfocusbruh5144 2 дні тому +44

    “Bald and black”
    Che gets offended 😂

  • @adamrivera2499
    @adamrivera2499 2 дні тому +24

    Your wife's marvel money 😅😅😅😅😅

  • @alannabruce
    @alannabruce День тому +14

    "I see everyone as bald and black." 🤣🤣

  • @stephennixon9609
    @stephennixon9609 2 дні тому +13

    That deodorant shit was funny it had me laughing 😂

  • @808dub
    @808dub День тому +6

    Bald man: “You’re a Jerk”
    Somebody somewhere: “I know”
    😅😅😅

  • @sha11235
    @sha11235 2 дні тому +63

    They missed this old joke: Bald guy says if a XMAS gift to him was a comb he would never part with it.

    • @davidg3944
      @davidg3944 День тому +1

      If he wore a red hat that was given to him, it would be a Gift of the MAGAt.

    • @SteveS86
      @SteveS86 День тому

      Yes, more puns would’ve surely improved the sketch.

  • @sidkings
    @sidkings 2 дні тому +21

    @3:29 you can see Colin was actually offended 😂

  • @olivergarrick1175
    @olivergarrick1175 2 дні тому +22

    Loves seeing Andrew get a deskpiece and this was hilarious. Everything from his lines to his delivery to just his mere looked cracked me up.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 2 дні тому +31

    I want to believe that this is one of the guys who were in the Bill Burr musical number from a few weeks ago.

  • @ironmurs6903
    @ironmurs6903 День тому +9

    As a bald dude with the very lil eyebrow game…this one hit home hard 😂 😭 🧑‍🦲

  • @Tarantulisimo
    @Tarantulisimo День тому +2

    A Bald Man needs an encore -- And I loved how Andrew's slow nuanced descent into hairless madness

  • @dhruvowns
    @dhruvowns День тому +6

    This has some serious ITYSL energy

  • @krasenjekov9362
    @krasenjekov9362 2 дні тому +7

    Andrew Dismukes is soo underrated, great member.

  • @bossatronian9998
    @bossatronian9998 День тому +18

    Legitimately one of the best snl bits in years. Absolute classic 😂

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 День тому

      Because you can joke at half people, but anyone picks in you & you quiver

  • @williamgheejr6801
    @williamgheejr6801 День тому +3

    As a bald man, this was hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @roseJ96
    @roseJ96 День тому +2

    Colin looked upset at the end there lol. Can’t tell if it was about someone joking about him and Scarlet or about the impotent joke lol

  • @lukebrown5855
    @lukebrown5855 2 дні тому +17

    Imagine Tim Robinson saying each line in this sketch and you’ll realize this is an ITYSL sketch

    • @SteveS86
      @SteveS86 День тому +1

      The yelling very much channels TR.

  • @jschnabl85
    @jschnabl85 День тому +2

    The ONLY thing missing from this hilarious bit is Bill Hader showing up as James Carville. MISSED OPPORTUNITY!!!

  • @AM-zp2vv
    @AM-zp2vv День тому +1

    “Im also impotent, DON’T LAUGH” 😂

  • @drphot6050
    @drphot6050 День тому +2

    The last line and the last laugh… Well done my bald sir 😂

  • @whatisrealknowtheformula6137
    @whatisrealknowtheformula6137 День тому +4

    How did he get through that without breaking?

  • @NC21082
    @NC21082 День тому +3

    My dude be looking like Jeff Bezos

  • @reaperog8310
    @reaperog8310 День тому +3

    I didn’t know a description of a person could be offensive. I guess I don’t want anyone to call me a brunette ever you hear me or I will sue you. This is what you call. The UK sensitive men who have power and our petty.

  • @kengeorgejones6855
    @kengeorgejones6855 2 дні тому +12

    Nice to see Andrew back on Update again in a solo act. He manages to tread that line of being a d-bag the way Beck did at the desk, along with some of the anti-comedy vibes of Kyle.

  • @malachismith6444
    @malachismith6444 2 дні тому +21

    Easily the funniest I’ve ever seen Andrew. Gosh this season is incredible

  • @zacoriaanderson2666
    @zacoriaanderson2666 День тому +13

    Bill Burr would love this segment

  • @armandoucles5346
    @armandoucles5346 День тому +1

    I'm not gonna lie, that bit about looking like a deodorant had me dying from laughter LOL!!!

  • @sgrant4558
    @sgrant4558 2 дні тому +13

    The Old Spice joke killed me 😂

  • @someangel-shape6797
    @someangel-shape6797 День тому +3

    I cracked when he first said ‘and YEAH’ like I couldn’t even understand what words came out of his mouth

  • @typebeats8448
    @typebeats8448 2 дні тому +13

    "My eyes are down here" is a bald joke told on KillTony last week...

  • @ramirezproductions0826
    @ramirezproductions0826 2 дні тому +18

    To be honest, Andrew’s deodorant cosplay kinda gave me more of a “thumb with a sweater” vibe. 😂

  • @shriyut
    @shriyut 2 дні тому +2

    BALD MEN IN SOLIDARITY! ✊🏼 ✊🏼

  • @roachdoggjr722
    @roachdoggjr722 20 годин тому +1

    Chris Rock and bald jokes in one episode? I’m getting flashbacks

  • @bilguunbayarsaikhan3751
    @bilguunbayarsaikhan3751 День тому +4

    Somebody’s wife’s Marvel money 😂

  • @Snowkobbie
    @Snowkobbie День тому +2

    They're not bald, but keratinally challenged. 😊

  • @ZannePeace42
    @ZannePeace42 19 годин тому +1

    I laughed pretty hard at this one. More Andrew!

  • @whitewalker9862
    @whitewalker9862 День тому +1

    Andrew improved greatly till his first season on SNL and going better every year.

  • @torenadar
    @torenadar День тому +2

    Allow me to be bold (and I'm not), but the best joke was: 01:37
    "Cause my eyes get cold".

  • @marcusmoonstein242
    @marcusmoonstein242 День тому +2

    Oddly enough, I'm bald on my head but I need to take a weed-wacker down there every now and then. It's like my hair migrated south for the winter.

  • @sharafhussain1987
    @sharafhussain1987 День тому +2

    3:33 you can clearly see Colin was offended by that joke about his wife

  • @LucienTurczan-Lipets
    @LucienTurczan-Lipets День тому +2

    the sound affects go crazy ha ha ha 🤣🤣🤣

    • @LucienTurczan-Lipets
      @LucienTurczan-Lipets День тому +1

      who wrote this 😆 im nominating u for new cast member !! LoL!

  • @peadar-o
    @peadar-o 2 дні тому +3

    Bald suits him though 😎😉🫡

  • @SB24K
    @SB24K День тому +1

    I literally just took the plunge to become bald yesterday, and now I see this 😂😂

  • @AdamBechtol
    @AdamBechtol День тому +2

    I think this was one of his best performances I've seen.

  • @fred420
    @fred420 День тому +2

    SNL really killed it this weekend!

  • @lucaslyell9948
    @lucaslyell9948 День тому

    1:57-2:08 this is unironically the best joke snl has done in years

  • @AndrewMcClenning
    @AndrewMcClenning 2 дні тому +4

    My namesake looks so good bald.

  • @NA_49erFan
    @NA_49erFan День тому +2

    All I could see was an angry Jeff Bezos

  • @Brawndo2008
    @Brawndo2008 16 годин тому

    As a fellow bald man, I just had to send this to all of my friends. It wasn't a long list, but it does exist. DON'T LAUGH! IT'S NOT FUNNY!

  • @EV-wp1fj
    @EV-wp1fj 8 годин тому

    If Desmukes doesn't make it back to the next season, we'll know why. Jost did NOT like that.

  • @emstonestreet
    @emstonestreet 13 годин тому

    "I actually find the whole subject of my head really boring. I've also got a big nose, but people don't ask me about that because it would be rude. Somehow it's always open season with baldness." -- Patrick Stewart

  • @joons3707
    @joons3707 19 годин тому +1

    wait this one is funny

  • @podracer35
    @podracer35 День тому +3

    2:58 Oh man, been a long time since I heard that song hahaha

  • @aidansilber2028
    @aidansilber2028 День тому +2

    The sound design on this took it from funny to hilarious

  • @aknavvy3188
    @aknavvy3188 День тому

    I LOVE ANDREW DISMUKES. he’s so funny

  • @roykim4718
    @roykim4718 2 дні тому +3

    I love when they make fun of Colin😂

  • @walkerking3875
    @walkerking3875 День тому +1

    okay that was funny

  • @BenjiTheSnorkie
    @BenjiTheSnorkie День тому

    Andrew is a gem 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

  • @tjhall9377
    @tjhall9377 День тому

    Michael Che losing it off-screen at 1:38 may be the best part of this whole clip...

  • @La_motavation
    @La_motavation 2 дні тому +2

    He’s my favorite from the cast by far lol

  • @ohotnitza
    @ohotnitza День тому

    Okay, old spice was a great joke

  • @John-dw6ru
    @John-dw6ru День тому +1

    You gotta know when to cut away. It was funny for the first half. The second half, nah, not so much. Yes, SNL, I can be hired as an editor. It's called keeping the show tight.

  • @nowaynoway915
    @nowaynoway915 2 дні тому +2

    Andrew is hilarious 😂

  • @bakerontheds72
    @bakerontheds72 День тому +1

    He is the best new hire😂😂😂❤❤❤

  • @jonnymerce
    @jonnymerce День тому +1

    Any one else getting Tim Robinson vibes?

  • @dannyburleigh1
    @dannyburleigh1 День тому +8

    The head polishing part made me laugh good!

  • @TheBritColl
    @TheBritColl 2 дні тому +1

    They have to break weekend update into sections since it’s the most important part of the show and they need to multiple ad placements

  • @SumeetBGoode
    @SumeetBGoode День тому +4

    I live in the UK and didn't hear about this

    • @neilbiggs1353
      @neilbiggs1353 18 годин тому

      It was two years old, you can find a Guardian article about it. The high court ruled on it in October to confirm the ruling, and it's a more nuanced thing

    • @SumeetBGoode
      @SumeetBGoode 14 годин тому

      @neilbiggs1353 Oh..I checked it out since. It was super low key and yeah....ages ago. Hence my ask of SNL...why at all...and why now

    • @neilbiggs1353
      @neilbiggs1353 14 годин тому

      @@SumeetBGoode If US folks followed real news, they wouldn't have elected a Prewsident who ripped off their own charity! I'm just going to assume they're even lazier with news from out of the country...

  • @ejpierle
    @ejpierle День тому

    AndyD throwing 100 as usual

  • @DCswings00
    @DCswings00 День тому

    Whether on purpose or by accident this sketch screams Tim Robinson.

  • @db-ts9ri
    @db-ts9ri День тому

    Dear Snoop Dogg Verizon commercial writers: NOBODY puts peanut butter on jelly! You put jelly on peanut butter. How else would it spread???

  • @413smr
    @413smr День тому

    My father was prematurely bald and also baby-faced. Once in a liquor store, the clerk wouldn't ring up his purchase because he looked too young (he was wearing a hat) . Dad wordlessly removed his hat... ka-ching! R.I.P. Dad.

  • @mm-yt8sf
    @mm-yt8sf 2 дні тому +9

    we decided he killed someone.
    even though it was for a speeding ticket? that IS power....

    • @ryrvoch4345
      @ryrvoch4345 День тому

      I was so sure that the next line would be something like that. Missed opportunity.

  • @sha11235
    @sha11235 2 дні тому +2

    Is this going to be a recurring character?

  • @Pett3r
    @Pett3r 13 годин тому

    This man is a gem. Let him cook.

  • @djfraz69
    @djfraz69 День тому

    Wow these new cast members are funny -_-

  • @nooB-di5so
    @nooB-di5so 2 дні тому +9

    the deodorant gets me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheBasher-_-
    @TheBasher-_- День тому +1

    Get my hands on some of your wife’s Marvel money. 😂😂

  • @aubreydeangelo
    @aubreydeangelo День тому

    Wow Andrew was so funny in this!

  • @steveconn
    @steveconn 2 дні тому +2

    The left judge looks like Malkovich. Bring him on to host again (good Old Spice impression)!🎉

  • @da1on2
    @da1on2 День тому +12

    This was one the best weekend update segments ever. Andrew killed it.

  • @jeffs6090
    @jeffs6090 День тому

    I'm a bald man, and the carpet does match the drapes. Gotta do what the gf likes!