I think Lizzo's "great, now I gotta go get killed by Andrew Dismukes" (or close enough to that) in a PDD sketch planted a seed of appreciation that has been growing healthily
I know! im gonna hear it now when I see a bald person...im gonna stare too long and they will know im thinking of that snl sound and then I will know they know. Its ginna b epic🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@kismypencek6185I work with two bald guys. If one wore a cowboy hat, he would look like Chuck Norris. 🤠 Anyway, I'll be thinking about your comment during our next staff meeting 😏
I know it's easy to joke but when I went bald in my 40s, there was one woman at work who kept making jokes. Believe it or not, when it start happening it is something that can be quite upsetting. It's a very visible sign of aging. One day I finally lost my temper and said 'at least I'm not fat' (she was). I was pulled into HR and made to apologise for hurting her feelings. When I pointed out she was always making jokes about me going bald, I was told that was different and I should stop being sensitive about it. These days I shave my head and am OK with it. Before the trolls say I'm being ridiculous, I had a friend who lost his hair in his late teens. He tried to commit suicide after the constant barrage of 'jokes' and women saying they wouldn't date a bald man.
The fat response is on-point. It shouldn't be necessary, but you were trying to point out the logical inconsistency in the HR policy. You can't accept some forms of offence and overlook others.
All I can say is, having alopecia is a disability that isn’t a disability. I got stares for wearing wigs, I got stares for wearing hats, I got stares for wearing nothing. I’m an adult and can’t deal with it. My niece is a teenager and has endured bullying because of alopecia. I am so sorry about your friend, I hope he found the support he needed.
They're rightit is different: she DECIDED to get fat, she can change that somewhat. You can change being bald. This is the whole issue in England & the real joke is this is what it'll come to, anything anyone sends insensitive will be a crime. Because of a bunch of soft weaklings. Now, genuine harassment, men's it goes on & on & on, like not just a bald joke here & there, but incessant jokes ie bullying
My brothers with beautiful, full heads of hair complain about how they can't grow a nice beard or mustache. I'd be fine keeping my chest and back hair while giving up my beard for a nice head of hair.
I didn’t know a description of a person could be offensive. I guess I don’t want anyone to call me a brunette ever you hear me or I will sue you. This is what you call. The UK sensitive men who have power and our petty.
Nice to see Andrew back on Update again in a solo act. He manages to tread that line of being a d-bag the way Beck did at the desk, along with some of the anti-comedy vibes of Kyle.
"I actually find the whole subject of my head really boring. I've also got a big nose, but people don't ask me about that because it would be rude. Somehow it's always open season with baldness." -- Patrick Stewart
You gotta know when to cut away. It was funny for the first half. The second half, nah, not so much. Yes, SNL, I can be hired as an editor. It's called keeping the show tight.
It was two years old, you can find a Guardian article about it. The high court ruled on it in October to confirm the ruling, and it's a more nuanced thing
@@SumeetBGoode If US folks followed real news, they wouldn't have elected a Prewsident who ripped off their own charity! I'm just going to assume they're even lazier with news from out of the country...
My father was prematurely bald and also baby-faced. Once in a liquor store, the clerk wouldn't ring up his purchase because he looked too young (he was wearing a hat) . Dad wordlessly removed his hat... ka-ching! R.I.P. Dad.
"And that guy murdered someone...at least that's what we decided" 😂 xxx
In tears!
"My hairless little hands on some of your wife's Marvel money." XDDDDD Andrew killed it in this.
He should go after her ‘little art movie’ money too
For those who don't get the reference, Colin is married to Julia Louis Dreyfus, who played Wonder Woman
I'm willing to bet Sony Spiderverse $$ that Sherman wrote the line. 😏
@@EnzoTheBaker😅😅
Colin didnt like that joke
Whoever did the bald cap is an artist! It looks so real.
@@vicious.but.romantic unless he shaved his head and was wearing a wig in the other sketches!
Its his real bald head
@@PlatinumState Maybe he’s been wearing a wig all these years!
@@docjoe86 he has, Andrew suffers from severe alopecia
Makeup artist!
“Sometimes my eyes get cold” was sooooo cute
You couldnt sound any more gay.
Likewise avidadolares...expect you also sound like a wimp.
@@avidadolares If you work a little harder you could up your game...
@@avidadolares I 'm thinking of a river in Egypt.
Should've been "ears".
I have grown to love Andrew Dismukes so much
YES! I went from barely noticing him to being excited whenever he's in a sketch. He's so great.
Me too! Regardless of what the haters say, Andrew will and forever always be one of the bests part of modern day SNL for me 😊
I think Lizzo's "great, now I gotta go get killed by Andrew Dismukes" (or close enough to that) in a PDD sketch planted a seed of appreciation that has been growing healthily
I only see him as Matthew now!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He is also adorable. I love his ears.
I was absolutely not prepared for how long the towel sound effect was going to last
I know! im gonna hear it now when I see a bald person...im gonna stare too long and they will know im thinking of that snl sound and then I will know they know. Its ginna b epic🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@kismypencek6185I work with two bald guys. If one wore a cowboy hat, he would look like Chuck Norris. 🤠
Anyway, I'll be thinking about your comment during our next staff meeting 😏
How he didnt break with the squeaky head part.. colins giggles were everything. Desmukes is AMAZING.
I've never heard Che break that much. He did great, i like how he takes his time with the joke at 1:38
Che?
Micheal Che the other host
I know it's easy to joke but when I went bald in my 40s, there was one woman at work who kept making jokes. Believe it or not, when it start happening it is something that can be quite upsetting. It's a very visible sign of aging. One day I finally lost my temper and said 'at least I'm not fat' (she was). I was pulled into HR and made to apologise for hurting her feelings. When I pointed out she was always making jokes about me going bald, I was told that was different and I should stop being sensitive about it. These days I shave my head and am OK with it. Before the trolls say I'm being ridiculous, I had a friend who lost his hair in his late teens. He tried to commit suicide after the constant barrage of 'jokes' and women saying they wouldn't date a bald man.
I'm always comforted in these situations by reminding myself that people suck. Which is true, so jokes on them!
The fat response is on-point. It shouldn't be necessary, but you were trying to point out the logical inconsistency in the HR policy. You can't accept some forms of offence and overlook others.
All I can say is, having alopecia is a disability that isn’t a disability. I got stares for wearing wigs, I got stares for wearing hats, I got stares for wearing nothing. I’m an adult and can’t deal with it. My niece is a teenager and has endured bullying because of alopecia. I am so sorry about your friend, I hope he found the support he needed.
They're rightit is different: she DECIDED to get fat, she can change that somewhat. You can change being bald. This is the whole issue in England & the real joke is this is what it'll come to, anything anyone sends insensitive will be a crime. Because of a bunch of soft weaklings. Now, genuine harassment, men's it goes on & on & on, like not just a bald joke here & there, but incessant jokes ie bullying
Will Smith feels you
The deodorant joke cracked me up.
I almost spit my water out hearing that 🤣🤣🤣
Some things you can't unsee...
It's was ROLL ON
That's why I grew a beard. I just tell people my hair is afraid of heights, and has gathered on my chin in fear.
My brothers with beautiful, full heads of hair complain about how they can't grow a nice beard or mustache. I'd be fine keeping my chest and back hair while giving up my beard for a nice head of hair.
NewMessage 😂 Excellent comment!
The jury jokes got me good lol
My compliments to the sound person who coordinated with the polishing. Impressive.
Mate it stays half a sec before he starts rubbing. That's why they prepare
That dude was in the zone! 😂
The Old Spice deodorant…😆😂🤣
Just or me or Colin got fed up once he said that wife/marvel joke???
Andrew does really grow on you wow, his delivery here is hilarious
"I'm also impotent,DON'T LAUGH!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Bald and black”
Che gets offended 😂
Your wife's marvel money 😅😅😅😅😅
"I see everyone as bald and black." 🤣🤣
That deodorant shit was funny it had me laughing 😂
Bald man: “You’re a Jerk”
Somebody somewhere: “I know”
😅😅😅
They missed this old joke: Bald guy says if a XMAS gift to him was a comb he would never part with it.
If he wore a red hat that was given to him, it would be a Gift of the MAGAt.
Yes, more puns would’ve surely improved the sketch.
@3:29 you can see Colin was actually offended 😂
Loves seeing Andrew get a deskpiece and this was hilarious. Everything from his lines to his delivery to just his mere looked cracked me up.
I want to believe that this is one of the guys who were in the Bill Burr musical number from a few weeks ago.
As a bald dude with the very lil eyebrow game…this one hit home hard 😂 😭 🧑🦲
A Bald Man needs an encore -- And I loved how Andrew's slow nuanced descent into hairless madness
This has some serious ITYSL energy
Andrew Dismukes is soo underrated, great member.
Legitimately one of the best snl bits in years. Absolute classic 😂
Because you can joke at half people, but anyone picks in you & you quiver
As a bald man, this was hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
Colin looked upset at the end there lol. Can’t tell if it was about someone joking about him and Scarlet or about the impotent joke lol
Imagine Tim Robinson saying each line in this sketch and you’ll realize this is an ITYSL sketch
The yelling very much channels TR.
The ONLY thing missing from this hilarious bit is Bill Hader showing up as James Carville. MISSED OPPORTUNITY!!!
“Im also impotent, DON’T LAUGH” 😂
The last line and the last laugh… Well done my bald sir 😂
How did he get through that without breaking?
My dude be looking like Jeff Bezos
I didn’t know a description of a person could be offensive. I guess I don’t want anyone to call me a brunette ever you hear me or I will sue you. This is what you call. The UK sensitive men who have power and our petty.
Nice to see Andrew back on Update again in a solo act. He manages to tread that line of being a d-bag the way Beck did at the desk, along with some of the anti-comedy vibes of Kyle.
Easily the funniest I’ve ever seen Andrew. Gosh this season is incredible
Bill Burr would love this segment
Jada Smith would put out a hit
I'm not gonna lie, that bit about looking like a deodorant had me dying from laughter LOL!!!
The Old Spice joke killed me 😂
I cracked when he first said ‘and YEAH’ like I couldn’t even understand what words came out of his mouth
"My eyes are down here" is a bald joke told on KillTony last week...
it's not a hard joke to come up with
@@joshuavonwerder2999 Then why use it?
To be honest, Andrew’s deodorant cosplay kinda gave me more of a “thumb with a sweater” vibe. 😂
You’re actually right i thought it’s familiar 😂
spy kids
BALD MEN IN SOLIDARITY! ✊🏼 ✊🏼
Chris Rock and bald jokes in one episode? I’m getting flashbacks
Somebody’s wife’s Marvel money 😂
They're not bald, but keratinally challenged. 😊
I laughed pretty hard at this one. More Andrew!
Andrew improved greatly till his first season on SNL and going better every year.
Allow me to be bold (and I'm not), but the best joke was: 01:37
"Cause my eyes get cold".
Oddly enough, I'm bald on my head but I need to take a weed-wacker down there every now and then. It's like my hair migrated south for the winter.
3:33 you can clearly see Colin was offended by that joke about his wife
the sound affects go crazy ha ha ha 🤣🤣🤣
who wrote this 😆 im nominating u for new cast member !! LoL!
Bald suits him though 😎😉🫡
I literally just took the plunge to become bald yesterday, and now I see this 😂😂
I think this was one of his best performances I've seen.
SNL really killed it this weekend!
1:57-2:08 this is unironically the best joke snl has done in years
My namesake looks so good bald.
All I could see was an angry Jeff Bezos
As a fellow bald man, I just had to send this to all of my friends. It wasn't a long list, but it does exist. DON'T LAUGH! IT'S NOT FUNNY!
If Desmukes doesn't make it back to the next season, we'll know why. Jost did NOT like that.
"I actually find the whole subject of my head really boring. I've also got a big nose, but people don't ask me about that because it would be rude. Somehow it's always open season with baldness." -- Patrick Stewart
wait this one is funny
2:58 Oh man, been a long time since I heard that song hahaha
The sound design on this took it from funny to hilarious
I LOVE ANDREW DISMUKES. he’s so funny
I love when they make fun of Colin😂
okay that was funny
Andrew is a gem 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
Michael Che losing it off-screen at 1:38 may be the best part of this whole clip...
He’s my favorite from the cast by far lol
Okay, old spice was a great joke
You gotta know when to cut away. It was funny for the first half. The second half, nah, not so much. Yes, SNL, I can be hired as an editor. It's called keeping the show tight.
Andrew is hilarious 😂
He is the best new hire😂😂😂❤❤❤
Any one else getting Tim Robinson vibes?
The head polishing part made me laugh good!
They have to break weekend update into sections since it’s the most important part of the show and they need to multiple ad placements
I live in the UK and didn't hear about this
It was two years old, you can find a Guardian article about it. The high court ruled on it in October to confirm the ruling, and it's a more nuanced thing
@neilbiggs1353 Oh..I checked it out since. It was super low key and yeah....ages ago. Hence my ask of SNL...why at all...and why now
@@SumeetBGoode If US folks followed real news, they wouldn't have elected a Prewsident who ripped off their own charity! I'm just going to assume they're even lazier with news from out of the country...
AndyD throwing 100 as usual
Whether on purpose or by accident this sketch screams Tim Robinson.
Dear Snoop Dogg Verizon commercial writers: NOBODY puts peanut butter on jelly! You put jelly on peanut butter. How else would it spread???
My father was prematurely bald and also baby-faced. Once in a liquor store, the clerk wouldn't ring up his purchase because he looked too young (he was wearing a hat) . Dad wordlessly removed his hat... ka-ching! R.I.P. Dad.
we decided he killed someone.
even though it was for a speeding ticket? that IS power....
I was so sure that the next line would be something like that. Missed opportunity.
Is this going to be a recurring character?
This man is a gem. Let him cook.
Wow these new cast members are funny -_-
the deodorant gets me 🤣🤣🤣
Get my hands on some of your wife’s Marvel money. 😂😂
Wow Andrew was so funny in this!
The left judge looks like Malkovich. Bring him on to host again (good Old Spice impression)!🎉
This was one the best weekend update segments ever. Andrew killed it.
I'm a bald man, and the carpet does match the drapes. Gotta do what the gf likes!