You missed one of the best ones. “As we’ve just seen, Skeletor went back into the past to make evil things happen. In reality, no one can go back into the past… that’s only make-believe. But we can try to learn from the past. From things that have happened to us, and try to apply them toward being better people today. Remember, it’s today that counts… so make it the best day possible.”
@@soundshock9357 yep. I think He-Man was a story before the Western world lost it's values. He-Man was pro the family, not trying to destroy unity and make people think they are non-binary madness.
In today's episode I learned that despite sacrificing his life to save everyone, my friend Adam was a liar for not telling me he was He-Man so I took it out on his grieving parents. Remember, when someone does something selfless, always make it about you because you never know if the person was lying and keeping secrets from you. Bye now! -Teela
"Now remember kids, a woman can *only* be perceived as useful or powerful when the men around her are all weak or incompetent. Until next time, friends!"
I know he mans half human, with his mum being from Earth, but it dose seem strange that beings from an alien planet would speak of a Earth document writen in 1215 lol
@@Jebu911 Yeah, Kevin Smith is a poser and a hater. He really hates He-Man and Lord of The Rings for some odd reason. The dude most hate fantasy in general.
We've all thought about throwing boiling hot water, like a cup of tea, in someone's face before but although that person you imagine scalding probably deserves it you need to realize that you will end up in prison for it. So next time you're standing there in front of that person you want to maim just smile, sip your delicious hot beverage and walk away.
Wait until hes asleep, fart in his face then slap him before running away. He wont know its you and yet the punishment is satisfing. Dont do it harder, do it smarter
@@kascnef Yeah nothing positive. These PSAs may be corny but they are nothing but goodness that actually helped people. I can't say the same for the cynical people making the new show. No heart whatsoever.
If I by some miracle become a parent, I’m DEFINITELY showing my kid He-man like my dad and uncle did when I was 6. It’s the best of both worlds, action-packed cartoon violence kid’s love, fantastical imaginative adventures, and moral lessons like these at the end of every episode so they can LEARN something too. That way the misses and the other stuck up parents wouldn’t judge it being “not educational”
old He-Man cartoon: "Let's talk about an old document that is a basis of our laws and government." Steven Universe: "Let's talk about how you should adopt a divisive Marxist theory."
"Now hold on there Skeletor, Beastman has every right to run whatever he wants to" "If you keep dictating what people want to run just because it's not the current Meta, then you're just a bad person." "I'm sure that Beastman has a very fun and unique build that might surprise you, so why not just give him a chance ?" "Just let people play how they want to play"
@@tobsonasanya4765 because the cartoons form the 80s are better they had cartoon episodes that showed us very good cartoons with moral lessons like anti drug cartoon episodes that tell us to stay away from illegal drugs that are dangerous and showed us the difference between real life and Make-Believe. Make-Believe can be fun and there's nothing wrong with imagining great adventures but never forget that when it's the real thing someone can get hurt even the good guys even people like you and me. that's way cartoons today need to be like cartoons from the 80's.
@@eliaspuppet9973 lol 80s shows are not better. and while i like moral lessons not every show needs to say that in every episodes and some can be subtle about it
oh yeah that's true. The 90s did the same thing too. Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, the English dub of Sailor Moon, and Cpt. Planet is nothing but PSAs and then have PSAs after their PSAs and a PSA after their PSA. Yeah they are silly. Lame and Cheesy but that's part of the fun. And it was a requirement (I think).
i wonder if that sword of his counts as a drug. i mean,it alters your body and gives you a power boots that HAS to be addictive (he threw a fucking MOUNTAIN. no way in hell THAT'S not addictive).
This is why the old cartoons were better, they had a message at the end. Today's cartoons you have to sit down and try ti figure it out, which doesn't work very well.
I know that these are corny and cringy at times but tbh I kinda like these. There’s something so meaningful about these because at least these cartoons give you important life lessons and try to make you do morally and ethically good things. If these where around today, they’d be full of pretentious and forceful woke stuff and, worst still, teach you the wrong lessons; like treat all white straight males as evil and that sarcastic and rude is the right thing to do if you want to be seen as the intellectual one! So laugh at these old PSAs all you want, just be thankful they taught us not to take magical wakky bakky!
I just love He mans Messages, Remember kids, violence never solves anything, But HE-Man, if that's the case why did you just use Skeletors head to batter a new door in to Snake mountain🤣
Imagine if at the end of Kevin Smith's shitty He-Man reboot Teela, in her not bad form, tells us a life lesson that speaks against Kevin Smith's reboot XD
Thank you He-Man, i will never take magic drugs anymore
“anymore”
Drugs make your problems go away
Ermmmm what?
Skeletor:Bath salts
😂😂😂😂
You missed one of the best ones.
“As we’ve just seen, Skeletor went back into the past to make evil things happen. In reality, no one can go back into the past… that’s only make-believe. But we can try to learn from the past. From things that have happened to us, and try to apply them toward being better people today. Remember, it’s today that counts… so make it the best day possible.”
He man would be disappointed in society today
@@soundshock9357 yes
@@soundshock9357 yep. I think He-Man was a story before the Western world lost it's values. He-Man was pro the family, not trying to destroy unity and make people think they are non-binary madness.
@@soundshock9357 It's sad that He-Man would probably be classed as homophobic or transphobic.
Until next time!
In today's episode I learned that despite sacrificing his life to save everyone, my friend Adam was a liar for not telling me he was He-Man so I took it out on his grieving parents. Remember, when someone does something selfless, always make it about you because you never know if the person was lying and keeping secrets from you. Bye now!
-Teela
"Now remember kids, a woman can *only* be perceived as useful or powerful when the men around her are all weak or incompetent. Until next time, friends!"
lol
I don't like netflix so this is great
@@infinityhand6569 lmao
but didn't she change . Plus wasn't she supposed to be wrong?
He-Man mentioned the Magna Carta. Enough said.
I know he mans half human, with his mum being from Earth, but it dose seem strange that beings from an alien planet would speak of a Earth document writen in 1215 lol
@@alanaspinall7147 THAT'S how god damn important it was.XD
One of the most important parts of the show is the life lessons.
Gotta love the Ram-Man one. The Moral Guardians were so worried kids would imitate his head-butting, which is understandable but still really cheesy.
Also he could have just said “I wear protective gear so should you. You don’t see me put my bare head in danger. I might be simple but I’m no dum dum”
He-Man was ahead of the curve on CTE. Who Knew?
"that how things should be done...together.....RIGHT!!" - Teela and He-man a qoute ignored by Kevin smith
"Im gonna make a He Man cartoon and give Teela 90% of the screen time.".....:::smh:::
Skeletor: "No. I-I will smoke as much ganja as I want. Because I am a rad dude."
Still practice these lessons today. Thanks He-man!
Other He-Man characters: teach important life lessons and relavant messages
Rammy: dont headbutt things
Kevin Smith need to listen to most of these.
Alltho smiling and humming the he-man theme wont make the show any better.
@@Jebu911 Yeah, Kevin Smith is a poser and a hater. He really hates He-Man and Lord of The Rings for some odd reason. The dude most hate fantasy in general.
@@TheSpaceJockey91 eh the show ain't bad
@@TheSpaceJockey91 it seems like he hates everything these days. Poor guy looks like he’s miserable and putting on a fake smile all the time.
@@Ms.Fowlbwahhh I guess he's just tired of it all and want to retire. I don't blame him.
I'm glad I grew up in the 80s as a kid and got to experience He Man cartoons after school.
Hell ya Joe... plus Andre the Giant was alive. Freaking Robo Cop. You have a Big Wheel with the ebrake to do donuts in the driveway.
@@marcussmith4913 lol exactly
"Now we know!"
"And knowing is half the battle!" 😎
G.I Jooooeeeeeeee😁😁😁
Wrong cartoon haha....GI Joe did do it better though IMO.
The other half is violence.
We've all thought about throwing boiling hot water, like a cup of tea, in someone's face before but although that person you imagine scalding probably deserves it you need to realize that you will end up in prison for it. So next time you're standing there in front of that person you want to maim just smile, sip your delicious hot beverage and walk away.
Wait until hes asleep, fart in his face then slap him before running away. He wont know its you and yet the punishment is satisfing. Dont do it harder, do it smarter
Who else is here after Revelation?
did it have life lessons ?
@@kascnef No it was so nihilistic I needed something to pick me up.
@@pskarts20 they killed he man and orko
@@kascnef Yeah nothing positive. These PSAs may be corny but they are nothing but goodness that actually helped people. I can't say the same for the cynical people making the new show. No heart whatsoever.
It’s horrible
Bring these back!
i'm gonna be pissed if these are not in the netflix reboot.
Thank God for He-Man or I might have grown up never understanding the value of whistling, the Magna Carta, and not ramming my head into solid objects.
I won't take drugs, He Man! I promise!
Wow, so many of these are either extremely vague, or extremely specific, but about strange things.
Magna Carta. Seriously?
I just love how in 2:49 He-Man walks by, stops and just has to say "right!". It makes me laugh :D
Damn bro 10 yrs ago
@@wheatneat6634 Right! And I am still alive and love He-Man :D
2:14 Whole point of Steven Universe destroyed, oblitoraited, shatered!
eh nah
how
@@tobsonasanya4765 Bismuth saga.
@@danieladamczyk4024 difference between fighting and killing lol. pljus the show has action in it
@@tobsonasanya4765 So what to do with oponent after you defeted him?
If I by some miracle become a parent, I’m DEFINITELY showing my kid He-man like my dad and uncle did when I was 6. It’s the best of both worlds, action-packed cartoon violence kid’s love, fantastical imaginative adventures, and moral lessons like these at the end of every episode so they can LEARN something too. That way the misses and the other stuck up parents wouldn’t judge it being “not educational”
best video on youtube.. thanks for bringing back great memories.. i love you all!
I love you He-Man and the team, your the Best!
I've taken drugs FROM the doctor that almost killed me.
A witch doctor.
I was prescribed an antibiotic that messed up my nervous system.
Sue He-man?
Cartoons had meaning back then.
TheNewEmphinix yes my friend
Yes, buy more toys
I agree with you 100% Percent!
Great cartoons, great toys, great talent!!
Sell you toys
We need to bring this back in today's media. May be impossible, maybe it's already there I don't know what kids watch these days.
0:10 There is just something really funny about how He-Man says magic drugs
This was so good back in the day. Watched this with my little brother.
old He-Man cartoon: "Let's talk about an old document that is a basis of our laws and government."
Steven Universe: "Let's talk about how you should adopt a divisive Marxist theory."
what are you talking about lol
I thought that show was nothing more than LGBT propaganda
@@evantambolang3052 you never watched it then
Marxist theory? How? Are you just making up stuff now?
@@rezkysrydrzjczyk
Critical Race Theory.
Was this the first cartoon ever to use morals before the credits
It seems so, given the still, simplistic shots and clips of the episode to fill out time.
No..Super Friends in the 70's had lessons at the end....and I believe GI Joe was next,..("Knowing is half the battle!")...then He-Man.
You know, I think I learned something today.
Yeah like how not to ram my head into stuff
"Now hold on there Skeletor, Beastman has every right to run whatever he wants to"
"If you keep dictating what people want to run just because it's not the current Meta, then you're just a bad person."
"I'm sure that Beastman has a very fun and unique build that might surprise you, so why not just give him a chance ?"
"Just let people play how they want to play"
This was the best he-man ever
2002
Drugs do not make your problems go away ...YES He-Man you say Right. ....Thank You
0:50 Netflix warning
Someone was definitely on some magic drugs when they created this show.
Missing so many. Like the one about avoiding pedophiles :)
Avoiding pedophiles makes them lonely and sad 😟 Pedos are people, too!
@@deplorablepatriot9566 erm what?
@@deplorablepatriot9566 Please tell me this is sarcasm.
@@krsynx I hope that it was sarcasm or a troll. At best some sort of joke.
Yes He-Man. I will never do drugs now!
When i raised my magic sword and said GET THE FUCK DOWN AHHHHHH
I was sitting with a constant facepaw during this. And then at 2:04 He-Man joint me! Now that was very special magic.
🎵 I SAID HEY! WHAT’S GOIN’ ON?! 🎵
MY LIFE IS CHANGED.
Brilliant 😂😂 I remember these at the end of every episode.
Zodak's warming up for an ASMR video
I totally agree! Today's 'role models' in music, and reality shows are A disgrace, and the media should not hold these jackals up as role models!
I now realize all the important life lessons I ever learned came from Saturday morning cartoons and not my parents
Turns out you couldn't trust the doctors. They helped kick off the opioid problem.
Or ministers… or rabbis… or teachers… yeeeesh.
I didn't go to school, just watched this and chuck norris
cartoons today need to be more like this one
nah
@@tobsonasanya4765 say you
@@eliaspuppet9973 lol why should they need to be more like an 80s show lol. maybe the 2000s and 2010s would make more sense
@@tobsonasanya4765 because the cartoons form the 80s are better they had cartoon episodes that showed us very good cartoons with moral lessons like anti drug cartoon episodes that tell us to stay away from illegal drugs that are dangerous and showed us the difference between real life and Make-Believe. Make-Believe can be fun and there's nothing wrong with imagining great adventures but never forget that when it's the real thing someone can get hurt even the good guys even people like you and me. that's way cartoons today need to be like cartoons from the 80's.
@@eliaspuppet9973 lol 80s shows are not better. and while i like moral lessons not every show needs to say that in every episodes and some can be subtle about it
oh yeah that's true. The 90s did the same thing too. Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, the English dub of Sailor Moon, and Cpt. Planet is nothing but PSAs and then have PSAs after their PSAs and a PSA after their PSA. Yeah they are silly. Lame and Cheesy but that's part of the fun. And it was a requirement (I think).
There was also PSA's in inspector gadget
HE MAN IS MY IDOL
0:49 Best advice ever! Really,that really hits ne in the gut.
Did that 2nd PSA tell me I needed to smile more? Lol!
How do you know they're aren't any magic drugs He-Man...
Got something to hide, maybe something you wanna share with the rest of us?
"Until next time, friends!" *jumps on his motorbike with a mysterious bag and drives away*
See you soon with another exciting adventure.
He-Man...sorry 2021 came...that's all ...that's the post.
I'll never forget this pert of my child hood
2:03 - My reaction to some of these points
lol love how He-man turn his head away...like hes experienced what problems drugs can cause...O_O
i wonder if that sword of his counts as a drug. i mean,it alters your body and gives you a power boots that HAS to be addictive (he threw a fucking MOUNTAIN. no way in hell THAT'S not addictive).
BATMAN NEEDS TO LEARN THESE LESSONS!!
??
Rammy's moment of wisdom 2:51 - 3:19
Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me when I held aloft my magic sword and said "BY THER POWER OF GREYSKULL>>>>I HAVE THE POWER!!"
Now children make sure and pass on these lessons to the grown ups who are controlled by capitalist media.
Nice video! Thanks for uploading!
This is why the old cartoons were better, they had a message at the end. Today's cartoons you have to sit down and try ti figure it out, which doesn't work very well.
eh not really
Zodak would make a great ASMRist.
BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!!
I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!!
2:50 - 3:20
Did they really need to tell children not to ram things with their heads.
ಠ_ಠ
Yes, because kids are dumb.
Have u seen the democrat party of today?!?! Apparently some kids back then didn't listen.
Yeah i love he-man & she-ra
Life is boring without problems, so take drugs to spice up your life!
Until next time friends
this is a start of a new religion
I love the one with Ram-Man (Rammy)!
i love these
I HAVE A MIGRAINE! SINGING AND SMILING IS GOING TO HELP?!
@sillygrl23: That's Zodac. His action figure was a big seller, but he rarely appeared in the series.
Easy for him to say.. He doesn't need drugs having a magic and powerful sword.
Yes kids, play safely and when you use your head, use it the way it was meant to be used....says the guy who rams things
to be fair,he DOES wear a metal helmet.
Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned...
oh my god, your on to something, a new he-man show.
wait, no. that reminds me of the new "scooby doo" show. they have to replay the episodes. yes.
I know that these are corny and cringy at times but tbh I kinda like these. There’s something so meaningful about these because at least these cartoons give you important life lessons and try to make you do morally and ethically good things. If these where around today, they’d be full of pretentious and forceful woke stuff and, worst still, teach you the wrong lessons; like treat all white straight males as evil and that sarcastic and rude is the right thing to do if you want to be seen as the intellectual one! So laugh at these old PSAs all you want, just be thankful they taught us not to take magical wakky bakky!
lol sure
What cartoons are teaching children to hate straight white males 💀
Why are people like you so delusional and mentally challenged
he man i got you
I just love He mans Messages, Remember kids, violence never solves anything, But HE-Man, if that's the case why did you just use Skeletors head to batter a new door in to Snake mountain🤣
Imagine if at the end of Kevin Smith's shitty He-Man reboot
Teela, in her not bad form, tells us a life lesson that speaks against Kevin Smith's reboot XD
The reboot is still better than this dogshit 💀
heman taught me drugs were not cool!
The star child
Sorceress have a fucking sexy voice; Sorceress working a hot sexy call center?!
He-man lessons
Thunder cats wisdom
Cooper kids classes
Now I know, & knowings ½ the battle
Guy with the helmet sounds like scientist from half life
Man at Arms?
Everyone knows you can't talk to people about drugs you gotta to scare the idea of using them out of them
If you replaced this with an add for toys after a bundle of kids watched the episode of heman they would make soooooooo much money!
I can´t believe i loved this crap so much.. and yea, it was john Candy.
He-maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan !!
TO NOT SMASH MY HEAD INTO STUFF!
for that first lesson,merk had he-man cancelled
How dare He-Man talk about his morals and politics!? Eeeeerg, I'm so mad!
They just create more...
HE-MAN!
I wish I saw this before injecting weed
Technically they are not the same. Adam turns into He-man but I like to differentiate between the two.
Based Magna Carta