I learned a very valuable lesson (Balatro)

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[@wager-xf8hs]

don't fear the man that does gold stake on the black deck, fear the man that does black stake on the gold deck

[@idlegameplayer3756]

man fear the stake gold black deck, don't the fear black gold stake deck

[@pyramear5414]

The does stake fear that stake deck the the deck fear on black on black the gold gold don't that man man does?

[@isaacwakefield5915]

Don't stake the stake, fear the fear. Black deck black gold deck gold.

[@Bloonsfour]

16:16 the robot identifying which Virginia postcode to hit with the orbital laser

[@JordanKD94]

😂

[@not_ryuka]

+3

[@felix56p]

dude holy shit +2

[@bagelmaster8]

8:53 my brother when he says I can have a spoonful of ice cream and I pull out my comically large spoon

[@Sperluigi]

we're balatro guys, of course we dump an 8 to fish for a straight we could have finished with an 8

[@weirdbug_]

losing my goddamn mind

[@Jon-sk6wg]

Type A chatter mascarading as a type B chatter

[@blackshirts_and_breads]

​@@Jon-sk6wg
like sheep in wolf's clothing

[@emma_tm]

i do this CONSTANTLY and i hate it

[@wingusdingus1019]

@@Jon-sk6wgmasquerading

[@AidanL17]

16:55 me when I take a dump at my friend's house, but they don't keep a plunger in the bathroom

[@JB-xl2jc]

"This SUCKS man, because I really feel like we had a straight build here..." - Me every single time I try to reliably play a straight build in Balatro

[@epaomirimiri]

Should be easier in the next couple of days. Tough to do a straight build in pride month.

[@JB-xl2jc]

@@epaomirimiri +2
(I debated whether to follow the usual format of posting a timestamp to that quote and saying "Me when I am heteromaxxing but I accidentally enter my favorite gay bar")

[@genieinthepot2455]

Make sure to cut one or both ends of your deck. The middle of your deck has the most straight potential so I always try to cut Aces, 2's, Kings, etc. Makes it a lot more reliable.

[@nayuu358]

27:00 me when my daughter Strength introduces me to her boyfriend

[@tacky_taco_]

+2

[@gruntbunion]

10:30 NASA when they are doing their job

[@tacky_taco_]

+2

[@liamcristello2591]

3:10 me pitching NL to friends who haven’t watched him before

[@noahhamilton9004]

+2

[@Skaglick]

+2

[@tacky_taco_]

+2

[@IonSwarmer]

"I don't want to win too fast" - The Death Knell

[@jordanforbes149]

We’re Balatro guys, of course we watch NL play it more than play it ourselves

[@christian5256]

Dude I have literally never played Balatro

[@kingangel3252]

​@@christian5256bruh its 15, dollars get the f**king game. Its literally the most addicting game i played in years i even play it while watch Egg play it

[@Jacob-2796]

Me listening to Jim Cornette critique a bad wrestling show I've never watched

[@wickast4941]

This is like the third video I've watched where he buys Half Joker and immediately faces the Psychic

[@kingadent7926]

We're Balatro guys, of course we watch the videos while we're eating

[@de245733]

Me irl

[@JB-xl2jc]

That's the most Balatronian thing I've ever heard

[@CreepGnome]

Watching him buy Ramen while I eat my ramen was a transcendental experience

[@yannygatto]

6:09 me listening to Under Pressure by Queen and David Bowie

[@LWmusik]

0:20 me after someone slaps me in the face

[@cam7577]

We’re balatro guys, of course we force a straight build during pride month to stick it to big joker

[@williamtalarico7652]

Skipping four fingers when youre committing to a straight build is a choice

[@alexzephyris1455]

We're Balatro guys, of we flush straights down the drain.

[@darthvaderbutwayshittier7054]

It's an Egg choice.

[@charboo2]

Are you talking about the rental four fingers because I think I would skip in his situation

[@alexzephyris1455]

@@charboo2 We're Balatro guys, of course we scaling one of the worst jokers and decide to make our hand harder to get.

[@jubjubssy]

​​@@alexzephyris1455 If you're talking about runner that shit is bonkers if you get it off the ground

[@WastedPotential17]

10:22 Me when the King takes all my sheep to feed his dragons

[@blackmage1276]

+2 lol

[@Sachixd]

yay my sunday morning cartoons!

[@maartialgaming]

I've been refreshing YT for the last 2 hours and finally Balatro vid is out, thanks NL for making my evening once more

[@Jacob-2796]

Refreshing YT for 2hrs. What a blessed evening

[@covoo1025]

Why is this guy always pot committed

[@pyramear5414]

He has a smoking problem for real

[@darthleon]

We're not Balatro guys, we're Balatro sons and Balatro daughters

[@pyramear5414]

We're guys son or of course daughter?

[@Unterhosegotti]

0:34 me to my child when revealing which punishment I will use for the spilled milk
Sorry

[@MrCloud254]

Maybe I’m slow onto the boat, but I like how the jokers for the same hand have the same colors in them. It’s a nice little touch

[@henrythompson7768]

oh true i didnt notice. love the art overall. can tell some real thought was put in.

[@vastonik]

0:22 thinking about the toilet art I commissioned

[@yujiyujix]

hi tomo

[@jessie4351]

that last one with vagabond…. if he sold everything and took burnt joker he could’ve had a legendary run in a bunch of debt lmao

[@DarrienGlasser]

It was almost posted on July 1. So close too

[@nanoco1000]

"this might be posted on july 1st for all i know" how did he know

[@_divecats]

are we... balatro guys...?

[@idlegameplayer3756]

just a burning joker

[@TTMBrendan]

We’re Balatro guys, of course we sit around and wait for the notification

[@yumdle]

we're early guys, of course 9 out of 10 comments are "we're Balatro guys" comments

[@bikerhelmet4943]

we're balatro guys, of course we say "Hey ya'll!"

[@hevzr2]

When I realised I shouldn't leave my work for last minute

[@0The_Farlander0]

We're gay guys, of course

[@juancamb123]

We are not balatro guys, we would watch paint dry if NL is narrating it

[@Seabassthemaster1]

We're Balatro guys, of course we are snapped to attention when we hear anything in the real world that sounds remotely like this game.

[@TonyTheTGR]

You're passing up a lot of Star cards... generally, I've found that Straight builds convert long term to Straight Flush builds... so I usually try converting the deck to two suits.
If I split Red/Black, it's easy enough to use that blurry Joker that makes colors count the same; otherwise I avoid it. A one suit deck will lose to that suit's debuff boss blind; but a two suit deck plays really strong with it.
Four Fingers or Shortcut after that and you're golden!

[@Amber_ssbm]

We're balatro girls of course we don't take four feeners for our straight build (it cost a whole 3$ a round)

[@ItCantGetAnyWorse]

Straight potential? In June? Cmon man

[@josiahmoteberg3210]

we're Balatro guys, of course we hate the black deck

[@VirtualMarmalade]

i swear this happens to me all the time i buy a suited joker and immediately the boss debuffs my cards lmao

[@juancamb123]

Hes going faster every episode

[@Dukegroundflyer]

Comment for the algo cause im enjoying the balatro again

[@sniperlul]

Me buying fishing course online, so I can sell fishing courses online:

[@usagin0te]

We're decroded guys, of course we stop typing in the middle of th

[@hysterheister0947]

Grabber is insulting when you're trying to make straights?

[@shmegma3425]

I'm the american power child, of course we crush 12 double chunk chocolate cookies

[@joshmickelson3872]

15:39 $3 a round for basically EZ straights. Oh Egg, why?

[@banjomanmania9795]

we’re ofc we

[@Nxluda]

Something bought this game is hard for me to grasp. Lmao. Can't let it go though.

[@measuringband]

why didnt he buy burnt joker

[@blackmage1276]

Cause it sucks

[@Drecon84]

He had -1 money at that point right?

[@yaboi_jesus9577]

We

[@WispYart]

First!

[@WickenChingz]

second