ISSA NORMAL DAY IN RUSSIA

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  • @lIlzerolIll
    @lIlzerolIll 4 роки тому +919

    That ExpressVPN ad was really Entertaining though

    • @roman686
      @roman686 4 роки тому +33

      ngl I watched all of it, first time not skipping ads

    • @phungnguyen610
      @phungnguyen610 4 роки тому +13

      Like i have never watched a full sponsor part on UA-cam before

    • @lmnarutothelastairbender
      @lmnarutothelastairbender 4 роки тому +4

      Agreed

    • @exlibrisas
      @exlibrisas 4 роки тому +8

      Yup, I wanted to skip it as I do in most other videos, yet I watched it all. Love this low key depressive, sarcastic style of hers. So Slavic.

    • @MauricioGMello-id9ni
      @MauricioGMello-id9ni 4 роки тому +3

      Yes, and Boris is correct: western spy can't squat like a slav do.

  • @abhimanyukhadwal
    @abhimanyukhadwal 4 роки тому +266

    3:42 we want a full version of Aloona dancing! Start a petition!

    • @jairusphelimobrenosantos6400
      @jairusphelimobrenosantos6400 4 роки тому +7

      Count me in buddy

    • @jays114
      @jays114 4 роки тому +9

      SIMP

    • @TechSupportDave
      @TechSupportDave 4 роки тому +9

      @@jays114 That meme is dead. Think of a more creative insult. Oh wait you can't, your entire personality is based off of internet culture. I suppose it's not unusual lacking individuality...

    • @aarsh6877
      @aarsh6877 4 роки тому +4

      @@TechSupportDave He's probably just a kid trying to look cool

    • @majoras2700
      @majoras2700 4 роки тому +5

      @@TechSupportDave simp

  • @antontaao69
    @antontaao69 4 роки тому +87

    That amount of bears reminded me of Wojtek, the bear that was adopted by the Polish army in WW2 during the Italy campain in 1943 in Monte Cassino

    • @parodyclip36
      @parodyclip36 4 роки тому +8

      Think he was adopted in afghanistan or Syria idk. This bear finished his life in Scotland that's a cute story

    • @dennisvisser3910
      @dennisvisser3910 4 роки тому +8

      Parody Clip the bear wase from a zoo.
      They were orderded to kill the animals but the soldiers had spent alot of time with the bear and took him with them.
      And the bear started to coppy the bavior like lifting crates and that way it became a realy helpful member transporting amunation and artileryshels.
      It’s a cool story and at some point the bear got officially enlisted so it could stay with the campany of soldiers.

  • @Drazeroth8
    @Drazeroth8 4 роки тому +249

    5:04
    Everybody: "A Deadly Virus"
    Aloona: "a deadly suuuriv"

    • @DEMON_WOLF_XL
      @DEMON_WOLF_XL 4 роки тому +10

      She still said it even if it was backwards XD

    • @urugulu1656
      @urugulu1656 4 роки тому +20

      actually i like how she purposely tries to keep the algorithm from demonitizing the video for mentioning *the thing* or annoying us with those useless banners from whatever health organization

    • @royk7712
      @royk7712 4 роки тому +3

      @@urugulu1656 its not annoying, its just a reminder, they just try and get over it

    • @PC_Simo
      @PC_Simo 3 роки тому +1

      @@urugulu1656 Under what pretext can mentioning the Coronavirus get your video demonetized. You’re just reminding people of something that’s very real. Is this Turkmenistan, where you can get arrested for mentioning COVID-19?

  • @jocosesonata
    @jocosesonata 4 роки тому +508

    In times of darkness, the Slav Queen returns to bring light into our hearts.

  • @somedude4805
    @somedude4805 4 роки тому +3

    Those bear videos are actually really nice. Watching that girl feed her bear and them showing love for each other was a heartwarming thing to wake up to this morning.

  • @seth561
    @seth561 4 роки тому +2135

    Adloona speaks better English than Aloona, maybe SHE is the western spy

    • @euridr2141
      @euridr2141 4 роки тому +46

      You might be into something...

    • @ZyrusSmith
      @ZyrusSmith 4 роки тому +21

      One is scripted and the other isn't...

    • @kek8230
      @kek8230 4 роки тому +10

      Zyrus Smith what a smart lad

    • @doomkingraye7692
      @doomkingraye7692 4 роки тому +2

      Sos

    • @sear8663
      @sear8663 4 роки тому +2

      *Script*

  • @thomasferriez5938
    @thomasferriez5938 4 роки тому +7

    I like the Pepe plush laying on Aloona's bed, facing the ceiling, depressed XD

  • @Oshawatt
    @Oshawatt 4 роки тому +488

    I wonder if in slavic countries there is someone who is Canadian but everyone sends them American stuff to react to

    • @itsKimovichlol
      @itsKimovichlol 4 роки тому +35

      That was oddly specific

    • @HBC423
      @HBC423 4 роки тому +26

      Canada doesn't exist

    • @Oshawatt
      @Oshawatt 4 роки тому +24

      HBC423 just because Ohio took over doesn’t mean it just disappeared

    • @cerebroso
      @cerebroso 4 роки тому +5

      wandering is a federal offense

    • @Kolket1389
      @Kolket1389 4 роки тому +7

      Bruh Canada and USA are the same people smh, all of them have western european ancestory (English, Irisih, French, German Dutch etc...) Most of slavic people can relate to the others just like Canadians can to Americans.... Russia just happened to be the biggest slavic country atm so most of the videos from Russia even though many of clips in "Russian compilation videos" aren't even Russain...

  • @TheHoaxHotel
    @TheHoaxHotel 4 роки тому +112

    Parents naming their kids Suriv increases exponentially

    • @saurav3078
      @saurav3078 4 роки тому +2

      My name is probably close enough, and I'm almost 20 lol

    • @justtom7240
      @justtom7240 4 роки тому

      In java, that is old name.

  • @Neocoolzero
    @Neocoolzero 4 роки тому +886

    Americans : "We like to have big cats at home"
    Russia: That's cute.

    • @knightheaven8992
      @knightheaven8992 4 роки тому +9

      @Salmonfaky Plot twist, it is Putin.

    • @ciiiiiityt874
      @ciiiiiityt874 4 роки тому +2

      Bigs cats 🐈

    • @oliverv1471
      @oliverv1471 4 роки тому +2

      Slavs own little cats
      (Bears of course

    • @tsuaririndoku
      @tsuaririndoku 4 роки тому +1

      Meanwhile in Japan: We have cats that u can lewd and explode

    • @ciiiiiityt874
      @ciiiiiityt874 4 роки тому

      Tsuari Rindoku huh ?

  • @kurtruizjr.2929
    @kurtruizjr.2929 3 роки тому +16

    Aloona: You ask me if I have a bear. You see, we call them dogs.
    Boris: These are not dogs, they're chemically enhanced chickens.

  • @grognak2589
    @grognak2589 4 роки тому +232

    Russia is like Texas when it comes to animals. "Y'all want a tiger? How about a hyena... a bear..... a tank or let me guess. All of the above".

    • @ReallyUnexplainable
      @ReallyUnexplainable 4 роки тому +15

      How many tigers bears and hyenas do you have in Texas? Russia is clearly like Florida.

    • @yabathehut3449
      @yabathehut3449 4 роки тому +14

      Texan here can confirm

    • @Sugar-rr5dt
      @Sugar-rr5dt 4 роки тому +3

      The squirrels those...

    • @themerchantofpueblo
      @themerchantofpueblo 4 роки тому +6

      I just want some weed and a fully armored assault tank with a meth lab inside

    • @wes7603
      @wes7603 4 роки тому +2

      Driving through a suburb a few weeks back and saw a full grown gemsbok just chillin in someone's backyard

  • @juansolo9166
    @juansolo9166 4 роки тому +80

    It seems that Florida man has found a place to relax

    • @Tanktitcian
      @Tanktitcian 3 роки тому +3

      69 likes, i want to like but i cant

  • @RMiz_
    @RMiz_ 4 роки тому +44

    I love when people actually put effort into the ads!
    That was great! haha

  • @alchemicalalek7535
    @alchemicalalek7535 4 роки тому +193

    I was watching this Ukrainian girl.
    She called herself "Western Spy"
    Funniest shit I ever seen

    • @theepicwizard4631
      @theepicwizard4631 4 роки тому +7

      Western spy Rick, funniest shit I have ever seen

    • @alchemicalalek7535
      @alchemicalalek7535 4 роки тому +4

      @@theepicwizard4631 yea lmao

    • @PC_Simo
      @PC_Simo 3 роки тому +1

      Well, Ukraine is pretty much a Western country now, at least Western Ukraine, thanks to Poroshenko and his coup-gang.

    • @alchemicalalek7535
      @alchemicalalek7535 3 роки тому +1

      @@PC_Simo Aye thats for sure

    • @PC_Simo
      @PC_Simo 3 роки тому +1

      @@alchemicalalek7535 Aye.

  • @christianchan1144
    @christianchan1144 4 роки тому +22

    0:04
    Quick, Boris! Bring Artyom!

  • @eudaeu6218
    @eudaeu6218 4 роки тому +30

    Me on google: "How to legally buy a bear"

  • @Ruzzek.
    @Ruzzek. 4 роки тому +75

    "I call you little kids from now on.."
    Slav Queen:
    *Heavily breathing in a van*

    • @silverrey7379
      @silverrey7379 4 роки тому +3

      Heavily breathing in a church, only problem is I'm Jewish

    • @TylerLL2112
      @TylerLL2112 4 роки тому +1

      Shalev Tiram *Heavy breathing in a Polish shower*

    • @ocwpzw
      @ocwpzw 4 роки тому +2

      @@TylerLL2112 German shower you ment to say.

    • @maskedredstonerproz
      @maskedredstonerproz 4 роки тому +3

      she said little cats tho

    • @dord4453
      @dord4453 4 роки тому

      @@ocwpzw no
      No

  • @ProcTortuga
    @ProcTortuga 4 роки тому +56

    Legit thought in the Adloona bit you were holding a blowdryer

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +318

    Aloona: (Calls us little kids)
    But Russians are born as adult men and women

  • @eudaeu6218
    @eudaeu6218 4 роки тому +5

    Aloona: Expres VPN
    Me: *Laughts in Kali*

  • @psychtank8681
    @psychtank8681 4 роки тому +22

    Just realized aloona read CV backward to avoid demon etization

  • @averagecatenjoyer8219
    @averagecatenjoyer8219 4 роки тому +1

    Bears are just really big fluffy dogs that can absolutely fucking destroy you

  • @realshtek
    @realshtek 4 роки тому +15

    1:32
    Hey, that's Anomaly

    • @franzfl
      @franzfl 4 роки тому

      fat asperger

  • @dravischief64
    @dravischief64 4 роки тому +6

    9:19
    -Me transforming into my real self after virtual classes.

  • @johannessonnenmann485
    @johannessonnenmann485 4 роки тому +13

    Everything in Russia.
    Alona: I think was here.

  • @Slitter_the_Dubstep
    @Slitter_the_Dubstep 4 роки тому

    greenscreen and out of context stock-images are just *THE FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN*

  • @dusama9382
    @dusama9382 4 роки тому +33

    Aloona : Guys leave a comment of me being a western spy...
    Me : i see Roberto in the mirror..

  • @communismwithgiggles2515
    @communismwithgiggles2515 4 роки тому +9

    Aloona: Has been sponsored by both NordVPN and ExpressVPN
    Me: *confused screaming*

  • @tghuiuhfg
    @tghuiuhfg 4 роки тому +14

    Aloona: i'm calling you kids from now on
    Also Aloona: blyat

  • @stanspb763
    @stanspb763 4 роки тому +2

    Never saw this channel before and love it....I live every day in Russia, as a foreigner, an American and never get to see bears except in the zoo or circus...I have to spend more time in Siberia I guess. Here in St Petersburg everything so normal but Russian which means more cultured, more fun and people not taking things seriously. We are out of the lockdown and clubs/bars finally opened this week, regular businesses opened a month ago and large shopping centers have not yet. We handled the pandemic without too much disruption and it seems people are resuming social activity. Russia is very social so being indoors and not in exhibitions, plays, clubs, restaurants etc every night for the last 4 months was the hardest part. I do not even know anyone who watches TV so it was internet, reading or sex....not in that order.

  • @Yansworldd
    @Yansworldd 4 роки тому +4

    She turned herself into a pickle it was the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

  • @Jabersson
    @Jabersson 4 роки тому +3

    Adloona: *shows up*
    Me: "This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!"

  • @ProcTortuga
    @ProcTortuga 4 роки тому +6

    All jokes aside, this might be the best edited video you've ever put out

  • @NiramBG
    @NiramBG 4 роки тому +2

    Aloona at 1:44 "Since I'm not leaving the house at all lately"
    Aloona at 1:46 literally teleports outside the house!

  • @cheekibreeki3777
    @cheekibreeki3777 4 роки тому +19

    There ist not enough Puma in this video
    4/pelmeni cannot recommend smh
    Edit: on stream inspection of my comment raises rating to 5.62 Out of pelmeni. Is indeed not Life of Boris after all

  • @kiraonfire08
    @kiraonfire08 4 роки тому +1

    Honestly, Adloona was so good I wanted her to continue 😂😂

  • @SonGoku-mj5pq
    @SonGoku-mj5pq 4 роки тому +26

    Aloona: You are not funny, I'm funny, you're nothing
    Me: Yes Mistress

    • @maskedredstonerproz
      @maskedredstonerproz 4 роки тому +2

      be careful with that comment , some people might think you're a simp , but that doesn't comply with the definition of a simp but yeah

    • @dord4453
      @dord4453 4 роки тому +2

      _S_ IMP

    • @PeakFilmClipz
      @PeakFilmClipz 4 роки тому +2

      Simp mode on overdrive

  • @zakaryquates9335
    @zakaryquates9335 4 роки тому +1

    I don’t know how you do it, but you even manage to make your ads funny 😂

  • @kemvaros5031
    @kemvaros5031 4 роки тому +4

    That AD was content ahahahahah

  • @cai6084
    @cai6084 4 роки тому

    i wasnt following the videos for a long time and just came back to see this. You are 100% funnier and now i almost don't cringe watching. tnks larionova, tnks.

  • @Azrazel_qwp
    @Azrazel_qwp 4 роки тому +19

    Well... Siberia is like a whole own country

    • @PaulV.
      @PaulV. 4 роки тому

      @@Yes_Fantasy_419 Last gulag was closed in 1956 but ok

    • @stanspb763
      @stanspb763 4 роки тому

      Only bigger....and more beautiful

  • @TylerLL2112
    @TylerLL2112 4 роки тому

    I couldn’t bear another day of not seeing an Aloona video. Thanks for uploading.

  • @saintsaturniidae
    @saintsaturniidae 4 роки тому +140

    "8 seconds ago" I've never been this early to anything wow

    • @cyano3d
      @cyano3d 4 роки тому +4

      In the bed though?

    • @cyano3d
      @cyano3d 4 роки тому

      @W1ll1am ok sir.

    • @niceswan01
      @niceswan01 4 роки тому

      @bongo kid bongo

  • @boland73
    @boland73 4 роки тому

    This ad read was way more creative than 90% of sponsored video ads that are out there!

  • @miannekahkol9556
    @miannekahkol9556 4 роки тому +5

    "Is that bad that I like this song?"
    Nah, it's a good song

  • @davidgreen5994
    @davidgreen5994 4 роки тому

    My gosh, the bear with the little girl looks so gentle and sweet.

  • @lightblue254
    @lightblue254 4 роки тому +22

    Guys Aloona turned herself into a pickel, it was the funniest shit I ever seen

  • @RC4ever
    @RC4ever 4 роки тому

    11:00... that fucking jump scared me and made me throw my cellphone... and I'm not that easily jump-scared, geez, my heart is racing!

  • @mayankvats926
    @mayankvats926 4 роки тому +72

    Last time I was this early, the Soviet union was still around.

  • @BijoyKeisham
    @BijoyKeisham 4 роки тому

    probably the ONLy entertaining ExpressVPN ad I've ever seen...

  • @luisalmanza119
    @luisalmanza119 4 роки тому +34

    I left a few months ago, when Aloona was kinda awkward about the memes. I come back and Aloona has been replaced by a meme lord in her skin. I'm okay with this.

    • @becidju
      @becidju 4 роки тому +1

      Lel she's already one of memelord now you didn't know that?

  • @WesleyG8857
    @WesleyG8857 4 роки тому +1

    It's good to see that yo're doing well, Brad.

  • @emanate0
    @emanate0 4 роки тому +5

    4:20 seems like that river taxi could be very free or very expensive

  • @crustybomb115
    @crustybomb115 3 роки тому

    the expressVPN section was hillarious... also its interesting to see another slav reacting to things happening in russia. also i think its my russian blood that bears can feel, which makes them easier to play with(when i went to canada a bear LITERALLY SAT NEXT TO ME AND GAVE ME A HUG)

  • @janithajayasinghe4148
    @janithajayasinghe4148 4 роки тому +16

    All jokes aside, her ad sketching has improved, Dramatically...
    Hired an editor?

  • @mumblegamer1188
    @mumblegamer1188 4 роки тому

    The ads is actually fun to watch. Good job.

  • @mrgopnik5964
    @mrgopnik5964 4 роки тому +13

    10:21 the cake is saying “happy legal age” greetings from Bulgaria, a fellow Slavic country where this cake is from (and no, how Aloona pronounced it is completely wrong)

    • @lordnicoo3250
      @lordnicoo3250 4 роки тому +3

      You seriously didn't have to explain that...

  • @amalbalraj
    @amalbalraj 4 роки тому

    It's the first time I have sat through a full UA-cam sponsor advertisement...good job

  • @Phar_aoh1
    @Phar_aoh1 4 роки тому +5

    2:40
    Why you surprised?
    *BRUH, SHE'S A WESTERN SPY*

  • @richie0099
    @richie0099 4 роки тому +2

    The editing was really good 👏 I even loved the Express VPN ad very well done Aloona you’re way underrated Stay safe, thanks 😊 for bringing quality entertainment in this difficult times much love 💕.

  • @robertjohn4221
    @robertjohn4221 4 роки тому +8

    Aloona: I’m not a Western spy, Russian and I don’t like wearing Adidas.
    Me: I relate to this girl on a deep and serious level as a German, Italian and Irish man. I’m not a Nazi, I’m not in the mob and I hate beer and Guinness

    • @rugxulo
      @rugxulo 4 роки тому

      Gesundheit, paisan: erin go bragh. 🤔

  • @titaniumfeather5000
    @titaniumfeather5000 4 роки тому

    She's really getting better at this

  • @shamirquinones8607
    @shamirquinones8607 4 роки тому +5

    "Suriv" had me cry laughing.

  • @aldytheslav
    @aldytheslav 4 роки тому

    Aloona:"uploads"
    Everyone: i am speed

  • @teknastyk
    @teknastyk 4 роки тому +7

    Moral of the story: Move to Russia. They have friendly bears (small cats ahem.. :)

  • @blackheavyblans
    @blackheavyblans 4 роки тому

    Those pet teddybears were adorable :3

  • @krtina2508
    @krtina2508 4 роки тому +4

    2:17 bruh her ping is 156

    • @BlackEpyon
      @BlackEpyon 4 роки тому

      Hey, I remember dial-up.

  • @WallBreakerOfficial
    @WallBreakerOfficial 4 роки тому

    Aloona: Carpet, original floor gang.

  • @sashostorys
    @sashostorys 4 роки тому +5

    10:18 so is nobody going to talk about why this bulgarian cake is on "a normal day in Russia"?

    • @snesguy9176
      @snesguy9176 4 роки тому +1

      because r/anormaldayinrussia tends to cover all former soviet countries, a more apt name would be r/crazyslavshit or something. 🤔

    • @marinesinspace6253
      @marinesinspace6253 4 роки тому

      Everything east of Germany is Russia. Hungary, Lithuania, Czechs, Slovaks, fake names made up by Russian spies to confuse American missiles.

  • @zer01434
    @zer01434 4 роки тому

    Aloona:when you have fun I have MONEY Too

  • @rikudakumiho3590
    @rikudakumiho3590 4 роки тому +6

    Wrong title
    "ISSA NORMAL DAY IN SOVIET RUSSIA"

    • @straytonox1492
      @straytonox1492 4 роки тому

      IN MOTHER SOVIET RUSSIA YOU ARE A DAY AND THE DAY IS YOU AND WEEKS ARE YOUR FRIEND

  • @deek13sniper
    @deek13sniper 4 роки тому

    At the "A NU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE" all my S.T.A.L.K.E.R. bois better have started Russian hardbassing

  • @combinestarshina-cmbs3736
    @combinestarshina-cmbs3736 3 роки тому +3

    0:10 - на секунду я подумал, что она русская. Почти нет акцента.
    P.S. Или она русская...

    • @rightman7310
      @rightman7310 3 роки тому +1

      Да эмигрировала стопудово,или в детстве с родителями переехала.русский у нее чистый,а английский с акцентом аля литл биг

  • @howdycowboy247
    @howdycowboy247 4 роки тому

    your ad was so fantastically done, I immediately liked as soon as it started. great job aloona!!

  • @kazutom87
    @kazutom87 4 роки тому

    More videos please ! Not enough content on UA-cam during quarantine!!

  • @sunjun618
    @sunjun618 4 роки тому

    Her editing is getting amazing

  • @ВикторФирсов-е9ф
    @ВикторФирсов-е9ф 4 роки тому

    That strange feeling when ad is better then the video itself

  • @holybeard8116
    @holybeard8116 4 роки тому

    My new favorite UA-camr hands down

  • @hansentwicklung-lieutenant9801
    @hansentwicklung-lieutenant9801 4 роки тому +2

    1:59 when you know pz is also a name of an german tank
    Me:Ay bLyAt

  • @Firewolf_Daimyo
    @Firewolf_Daimyo 4 роки тому

    Im loving the ad segment this time, so well edited!

  • @unkown34x33
    @unkown34x33 4 роки тому

    I screamed at the same volume as you when I saw the rat lol

  • @MrVonkliest
    @MrVonkliest 4 роки тому

    If she had used a picture of Boris in front of the computer for the hacker photo it would have been EPIC.

  • @malignant_rumor
    @malignant_rumor 4 роки тому

    These bears are such good bois, I love them!

  • @roadkillrampage6642
    @roadkillrampage6642 4 роки тому

    The grommets for the metal roof probably deteriorated over time and a good wind gust came through and finally ripped it right off.

    • @ocwpzw
      @ocwpzw 4 роки тому

      That or infamous former eastern block idea of construction where quantity always won over quality.

  • @Raiden6277
    @Raiden6277 3 роки тому

    That scream was hilarious.

  • @pradyumnad602
    @pradyumnad602 4 роки тому +2

    She: He is not replying to my texts! He must be cheating on me.
    Me and the gopniks: 4:20

  • @jaimonm3806
    @jaimonm3806 4 роки тому

    I like when you say Doje i don't feel alone anymore

  • @grimoluden2693
    @grimoluden2693 4 роки тому

    NOO WAYY, that Aku scarf is awesome!

  • @AmbercoolPhotography
    @AmbercoolPhotography 4 роки тому

    "Easy peasy". I need that ringtone. Subbed.

  • @jakosloth
    @jakosloth 4 роки тому +1

    3:21 that guy sounded like he's saying "This for you bruh"

  • @craig.a.glesner
    @craig.a.glesner 3 роки тому

    I dig the tattoo, the way it changes when you move your arm is tight.

  • @saiokokun
    @saiokokun 4 роки тому

    these videos is just Aloona having ptsd for 12 minutes

  • @frausmandrake9757
    @frausmandrake9757 4 роки тому +2

    I've got to admit, as I've only just returned to this channel, I like Adloona as much as her host that she was cloned from.

  • @majkutisusernameom
    @majkutisusernameom 4 роки тому +1

    Adloona is only advertiser I don't skip

  • @ryanvaros8827
    @ryanvaros8827 4 роки тому

    Omfg!!!! ADloona knows about funky panda sundance? Blessed.

  • @goose4447
    @goose4447 4 роки тому

    I mean, that's the most entertaining sponsorship i see so far in this platform

  • @quantumblitz
    @quantumblitz 4 роки тому +1

    10:56 I actually dropped my phone trying to get out the way 😭🤣

  • @MF-LXRD
    @MF-LXRD 4 роки тому

    The thing about grizzly bears is if you don't keep them well-fed they will make a feast out of you!