"Girl wanting to marry a Rich guy" is not at all a stereotype of eastern countrys or russia from the perspective of western countrys. In western countrys that happens a lot, if you get a eastern girlfriend its 100% win.
Aloona: Comentary is what makes the videos funny Also Aloona: Doesn't translate the Russian commentary for all us non Russian speakers, leaving us unable to understand and laugh.
I miss watching your videos aloona, the sound of your voice still distresses me every tiime I hear it and your laugh always makes me smile. Keep up the good work and Keep making more videos.
on a -30 C day in Winnipeg (known also as Winterpeg) I saw a girl waiting for the bus with no socks and those long short pants, Canadians aren't quite as cold so they try to make up for it with style points
I read that that woman had every right to be terrified of that tank as it had been decommissioned and they shouldn't have been shooting it...but idk for sure.
I worked in the engine room of an aircraft carrier and I would be scared of that. That was a damn good video clip. Hubby: "Load the gun again!" Wifey: "I'm done, you load it." The biggest hit here wasn't the gun firing, it was Kitty's loss of trust in hubby.
VPN does not create a secure channel between your device and the internet, it creates exactly what its name stands for: a Virtual Private Network, i.e. a simulated closed (LAN-like) network between computers on the Internet. Think Hamachi etc. basically. A "VPN proxy", which is what ExpressVPN actually sells, uses it to connect to their proxies. So instead of making it possible for your internet provider to track which websites you visit, you make it possible for ExpressVPN. Use Tor instead. It's free, more anonymous, more secure, and completely decentralized.
What do you mean? She is from Ukraine, the accent will disappear only if she speaks regularly for many years, and in Ukraine that is a rather difficult task.
Hubby: "Load the gun again!" Kitty: "Go shit in your hat." Doesn't take a genius to see that she's done. Show me a guy that wouldn't be scared of that first-time, damn!
I actually enjoy the ad segments, like, I'm waiting for them xD theyre really funny I can't watch you on twitch bc my internet is shit so thank you so much for keep uploading on yt i really appreciate it :'3
Hubby: "Load the gun!" Learn to read the signs, she's done. She's more than done. Having served in the Navy myself, she's wise to be suspicious of that machinery. I would only take my wife into the ship's engine room if it was shut down in-port.
Everybody here loves us !!!!! 1) Aloona 2) Adloona 3) The super-secret "Real" Aloona (Alona) who lives on the other side of the VPN (Over the Rainbow) ---- who can only be seen in some pics on Instagram (nobody knows which ones) --- she is "Not Russian" and "Not Our Mom"
Живу я в России с детства и приколы тут на каждом шагу, от этого жизнь только интереснее. У нас дороги ремонтируют зимой, когда везде снега полметра. Вот это прикол.
To anyone wondering what the cameraman said in the BTR drifting segment: Directly translated it comes off as something like: Mouthfucking or Fuck me/you in the mouth, or Fucked Mouth... Don't ask, it's a Russian expression, they have a lot of weird ones XD
💜 to yall! as promised
Blyat
❤️
@@josh6075 its in all caps too ughh
Привет Мать i have arrived
@@asher5255 its hello mom i have arrived? Im still learning Russian i think thats how you say it.
ADDloona is a marketing genius.
+ Additional 8 ads i got.
"Girl wanting to marry a Rich guy" is not at all a stereotype of eastern countrys or russia from the perspective of western countrys. In western countrys that happens a lot, if you get a eastern girlfriend its 100% win.
She’s dead-on. I really did think that Rick and Morty trick was done by a bird, or at least a plane.
7:15 I see they're reducing render distance to save power. Clever
😂
I think adloona is the only youtuber I don't mind not skipping the sponsor ads
Simp
& radal too
Si strunz
Simp
Ланцет успешно вскрывает этот этот нарыв
Aloona: Comentary is what makes the videos funny
Also Aloona: Doesn't translate the Russian commentary for all us non Russian speakers, leaving us unable to understand and laugh.
Me on my way to learn russian just to understand some funny video on the internet
Aloona: Everybody loves ME
Everyone: Gorgeous Streamer
This vid: 10% awkward intro, 25% ad, 65% slav memes and im 99% sure have already been on this channel bc theyre all the same.
Wow you're not kidding it's pretty much 1/4th of the video
Came here from In-S-T-T-A-gram
"Let me know if you guys wanna to see more of this videos..."
I mean... we subscribed to you for a reason...
I'm sobscribd where's my love?
I love you Pedro
Sending love from Cologne, Germany
Sending love from zwolle the netherlands
Sending love from South Africa, Africa
Sending love from my bathroom
I feel like aloona is deader inside than usually
Yeah right i hope mom is ok
I miss watching your videos aloona, the sound of your voice still distresses me every tiime I hear it and your laugh always makes me smile. Keep up the good work and Keep making more videos.
on a -30 C day in Winnipeg (known also as Winterpeg) I saw a girl waiting for the bus with no socks and those long short pants, Canadians aren't quite as cold so they try to make up for it with style points
"Because that's all the Slav people do. They drink vodka and they don't care about the explosions." - 3:45 - That aged terribly.
I read that that woman had every right to be terrified of that tank as it had been decommissioned and they shouldn't have been shooting it...but idk for sure.
I worked in the engine room of an aircraft carrier and I would be scared of that. That was a damn good video clip.
Hubby: "Load the gun again!"
Wifey: "I'm done, you load it."
The biggest hit here wasn't the gun firing, it was Kitty's loss of trust in hubby.
You look like you’re glowing. For real, you look great and I love the hat.
Uh oh. She does look great. But that glow...Hmm
@@cephasbethlehem5687 I’m not here trying to start rumors lol I swear.
SIMP
It's because of the littol kyett hat, that is why she is glowing.
@@asda9039 can girls be simps for other girls? I’ve never seen it used in that context.
OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! ALOONA KNOWS 'HEART OF A COWARD!!! @8:30
VPN does not create a secure channel between your device and the internet, it creates exactly what its name stands for: a Virtual Private Network, i.e. a simulated closed (LAN-like) network between computers on the Internet. Think Hamachi etc. basically.
A "VPN proxy", which is what ExpressVPN actually sells, uses it to connect to their proxies. So instead of making it possible for your internet provider to track which websites you visit, you make it possible for ExpressVPN.
Use Tor instead. It's free, more anonymous, more secure, and completely decentralized.
One day Aloona's accent will disappear, she will speak normal US accent and her career will end.
What do you mean? She is from Ukraine, the accent will disappear only if she speaks regularly for many years, and in Ukraine that is a rather difficult task.
5:15 if that was Serbia, those snowballs would be rocks...
those snowballs would be rocks b r e
@@vunga8195 ye lol
you have the best sponsor segments ever! 💜
Considering soviet tank autoloaders are notorious for loading bits of crew members, I too would be scared to death.
Hubby: "Load the gun again!"
Kitty: "Go shit in your hat."
Doesn't take a genius to see that she's done. Show me a guy that wouldn't be scared of that first-time, damn!
Roses are red,
I like to wear hats,
I am sooscribed,
Am I little kyet?
I actually enjoy the ad segments, like, I'm waiting for them xD theyre really funny
I can't watch you on twitch bc my internet is shit so thank you so much for keep uploading on yt i really appreciate it :'3
Nice! Thanks! And yes, I want more of this, but only if you want it too.
Also your english pronunciation is impressive in this one
2:13 love, death and robots is awesome
Her funnyness increased exponentially
The last 2 videos I've watched from aloona, the fps of her facecam was like 20 fps
5:56 sounds like literally every tankie I've ever met ever 🤣
Aloona: I'm in Russia
Putin: For now
Adloona showed up to show me Express VPN, and then... she never left?
2:05 Unintentional Franceska Cameo
"Remember the commentary is what makes videos special guys"
So true! FInally I can explain to my friends why I like these videos
9:44 forgets carpet
7:14 render distance : 5
I think it's because earth simulator is having thermal throttling from GPU shortage
"WHERE'S THE BEAR!" :D
Nobody:
Aloona: *adding extra "E" in every word*
Aloona's ur really GORGEOUS
Little girl's not wrong about the music though, that stuff still pumps.
Yakutsk -50°C, literally blinding cold.
*That canine near the bench at **7:15*
Aloona: Soscrib
Adloona: *Suscription* flawless english
Ngl but i miss Aloona's face with her glasses.. its just adorable!
Thank you for making these videos Алёна, you made my day a whole lot better, never stop making videos
7:42 "I don't have buses like this here"
That implies that she has buses like this elsewhere, да?
4:00 I did 6 years in the engine room of an aircraft carrier and that would scare me.
Ireland stops at -2C and 10mm of "snow" XD
if crews of tanks are mixed as presented in this clip, then this is a sure recipe to loosing wars.
6:30 Me after listening to Sovietwave music
You're hands my biggest crush. Lol I've kept this in for so long I had to get it out.
ok kira
No vodka and bear ?? The hose of the gas mask is in the vodka jar...and the leather ......mask thing is the bear🤣🤣🤣
And you called a bear "a little cat" Hahahaha *slow clap
4:11 of course she is scared, she probably heard some of the tales of the autoloader ripping arms off of crew members who were too close to it
Hubby: "Load the gun!"
Learn to read the signs, she's done. She's more than done. Having served in the Navy myself, she's wise to be suspicious of that machinery. I would only take my wife into the ship's engine room if it was shut down in-port.
Aloona with black cap, suddenly doubles her cuteness..😍
The labor camps were more real, the KGB informants were more real, the empty stores were more real...
Aloona looks so pretty today...
*In the supermarket
Tryna find wall carpet
La, la, la, la, lala!*
That bus in Yakutsk is closer to маршрутка than a bus, really. And I am sure you have those in UA as well. :))
You can either go to the Soviet Union or Brazil. Pick one!
I'd just go back to Palestine.
aloona:"its the comments that makes a video special"
>me, an american who cant understand russion
Poor sad bear is missing his mum. He wants to back to the Soviet Union
she keeps getting more beautiful every video why is that. god damn.
These highlights gave me the impression that if Storm Troopers were real, they would be the Russian military.
When she says “suscrib” I’m not sure if she’s Russian or Mexican
8:35 holy shit Alooooona knows heart of a coward
6:24 That girl is probably right... I expect things get real pretty fast in Soviet Union...
Everybody here loves us !!!!!
1) Aloona
2) Adloona
3) The super-secret "Real" Aloona (Alona) who lives on the other side of the VPN (Over the Rainbow) ---- who can only be seen in some pics on Instagram (nobody knows which ones) --- she is "Not Russian" and "Not Our Mom"
I might be called the simpest man here, but Aloona is gorgeous **-**
Живу я в России с детства и приколы тут на каждом шагу, от этого жизнь только интереснее. У нас дороги ремонтируют зимой, когда везде снега полметра. Вот это прикол.
То есть ты предлагаешь ремонтировать дороги в дождь? Мне кажется так будет ещё хуже
@@Ya_Tut_Ne_Pri_Chem , я предлагаю их вообще не ремонтировать - нахрен они нам нужны.
This IS my favourite video Aloona
9:35 i am confused by the prussian pickle helmet.
Could someone explain to me how the carpet joke started? I love it. I just want to know why. lol
юёур видеос нот онли самые клаssные, бат энд мост регулярные 👍
_к следующему году надеюсь увидеть ещё видос_
5:52 Putin smiled when he heard this.
Is it a bird or is it a plane no its Express vpn
Ngl haven’t watched your videos in a minute and you look amazing!! Keep it up😊
Carpet everyone
09:32 has a weird mask on, it looks really funny 😂😂😂😂
ADSluna strikes again
I always want more of you
The last video also needed an AK-47, a tank, and caviar. (It could be photoshoped in.)
@3:10 that song is from Vladimir Vysotsky
All Russians should be sponsored for life by Adidas.
Согласен , они прекрасны , только их и носим на районе
Relationship goals are shooting the main gun on an MBT? Fuck yes.
3:23 he said "ay cuh thats not my business" XD
Aloona delivers. Aloon
She is so a door bell. I heart emoji her dimples. P.S. do not drive your 18 wheeler truck into 10 meter deep ocean.
Imagine not even being able to make your video 10 minutes long with a 2+ minute ad
"Sure, why not?" *upvotes*
Inb4 STTA filled with litol kyets posts for upvotes.
Friendly reminder that -50 Fahrenheit is also pretty much -50 Celsius.
-40 is where they meet.
Anyone else want to see Aloona do a commercial for Slap Chop?
To anyone wondering what the cameraman said in the BTR drifting segment:
Directly translated it comes off as something like: Mouthfucking or Fuck me/you in the mouth, or Fucked Mouth... Don't ask, it's a Russian expression, they have a lot of weird ones XD
WHY I keep paying my EXPRESS VPN subscription???
I don't even use it lmao.
Aloona knows how to sell stuff for sure...
I'm connected to ExpressVPN while watching an Ad about ExpressVPN. Well done Aloona.
That moment at 07:40 the bus is really cute
Where can I get a hoodie like the one Aloona is using?
POGGERS new video
5:08 Good luck getting away with that in America
Can't lie tho i always watched aloona but she seems indeed more professional in the adds(always funny but more professional)