@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 well the thing is when I'm high I'm more functional lol so people think I'm high when really I'm just like a computer with a great CPU and like no ram whatsoever. So when I'm high I just seem normal to alot of people unless they know me and know that I have ADHD
I went with my friends all higher than the clouds to our local gas station, and when I looked around I saw my friends try to “play it cool” and lemme tell you they looked like the most npc characters I’ve ever seen in my life
Got too high and bought 50$ worth of candy at the gas station. When the cashier said "damn dude you got the munchies?" I panicked and ran out of the store and sped home.
I once went to a 24h McDonald's in the middle of the night with 6 friends. We were all high. We made our orders and waited, all the while trying to keep it on the dl. Eventually all my friends got their orders and I was left by myself at the counter. After 5 minutes I thought they were probably taking a while because it was a vegan sandwich. After 10 minutes I thought it was taking way too long and they had probably forgotten about me. After 15 minutes I mustered up the courage to ask the cashier why my sandwich was taking so long. She asked my name, looked through the orders, came back to me and said "Your food has been sitting on the counter right next to you for 15 minutes." I looked to my right and motherfucker, there it was. I took it and started walking towards my friends but all of a sudden that had been the funniest thing that had ever happened. I started laughing uncontrollably and accidentally spilled my soda all over one of my friends who was eating in the middle of my laughing fit. I think people might've actually noticed that day.
I remember, i was ordering a mcdonalds with a friend his order came first.. we were in the busiest food court you have ever seen, i didnt even realise he had left until my order came.. when i turned around to see a sea of people and no stoner friend.. i immediately assumed that everyone could tell i was blasted and started quietly panicing while basically spinning around in a circle looking for my pal. Long story short my milkshake and everything ended up on the floor.. EVERYONE in the vicinity looked at me while still walking like it was the matrix.. i looked at the mess amd my eyes just happened to look EXACTLY at my pal, sat there laughing his balls off. I kind of brisk walked over to him and sat down and asked him ‘are they still looking’ The laughing started again 😂
This is insanely accurate only thing is for me I’m not concerned with whether or not they could tell I’m high but the fear that they don’t know I’m high and think I’m just really stupid and awkward all the time
@@joemoore1998 Been there. Then you run out of weed one day and start getting strange looks from your co-workers because you are suspiciously functional. Then you’re back to fucking shit up the very next day and nobody cares. 😂
I worked the graveyard shift and all the cops would come in at like 3am at the shift change, and of course I’d be blasting my music and getting blasted, dancing around the store cleaning and making everything look nice They knew, I knew they knew, and I’d give them free coffee and share smokes outside just bullshitting. Love my cities cops, they don’t mess with anyone, spend most of their time making sure construction workers are safe and helping with accidents. The first few times I was scared shitless but I did good work, my boss loved me and I’m a night owl anyways- nobody cares that I’m blazed as fuck at 3am and I had some really cool chats with the randoms, homeless, and cops of my city Once it got legalized, they’d buy their wraps still in uniform xd
The best/worst thing about being THAT high out in public is when you finally decide it's moment to tell someone your baked out of your mind and they go "Really? I didn't even notice". The relief is so effin satisfying, the honesty of saying takes so much weight off of you, but then you're like "fuck, I just spent the last 30 minutes paranoid af over nothing".
The vast majority of people will never notice, but I feel like certain people just have much higher levels of observance of others. These are typically people who spend all day around others and don't spent their time watching tv or playing games. Exercise extreme caution around these people.
When I was in college I walked outside once and this dude was like "Watch out, theres someone behind that bush." And we were like, oh shit, our dorm has a creeper or some shit. So we investigated, nobody behind that bush. And we told the guy, nah man nobody back here. He seemed unconvinced. It took me like 3 days to realize he was trippin hard on mushrooms and totally imagined it. Moral of the story, everyone is kinda weird all the time and we all just adapt
same mine is "im fu*cked" or "im dead" anytime anything relatively risky/challenging happens to me while im high i just think the worst automatically. to the point where i ran like 7 blocks from my friend one time because i thought some random dude was chasing me and wanted to get me XD
I went to a gas station to get snacks while tripping on a tab (about 105ug) of LSD. I'd forgotten it was Halloween before going in and was totally floored at the sight of the cashier wearing a giant witch hat and spiderwebs and shit everywhere. I remember the aisles seeming tall as hell and feeling like I was in the middle of a great valley or something while getting my snacks. Also, due to the fact that the cashiers have a raised floor behind the counter and are higher up than the customers, the height difference freaked me out and made me feel like the cashier was a judge at the stand looking down on me or something. Got up to the counter and burst into an insane laughing fit while desperately trying to shuffle out the correct amount of cash while feeling like I was a tiny alien piloting a giant meat suit. Finally managed to pay and the cashier said "happy Halloween" in a super creepy voice, and I'm still not sure if they actually sounded like that or if I was just tripping but I was convinced they knew I was fucked up and were messing with me.
the other day I walked into a 7-eleven and had a 3 second staring contest with the cashier while walking inside before I burst out into laughter and immediately walked out
I had a staring contest with the 711 cashier ringing me out cause after he scanned my item he was waiting for me to pay but I was dumbfounded about what to do next. Took me a couple seconds to realize I had to pull my cash out to pay. He 100% knew I was gone lol.
One time me and my friend walked into a sev made eye contact with the cashier immediately looked at each other and shouted “HE KNOWS” before walking out
@@playafree18 this was on my recommended and i happened to click it 3 minutes after you commented isnt that weird like i could have clicked fucking jake paul or smth
@Kirashimu Reiyomi Cop: “Understandable, have a great day” *Car drives away* Cop: “Oh man that was close.. I thought he was going to realise that I was high”
One time I took 100mg of edibles and they decided to hit me like a train as soon as I walked into a 7/11. I bought way too many snacks and was terrified the whole time. This video is too relatable.
Dude the first time I tried edibles was so crazy, my friend was in trouble for driving somewhere far and I think she was crying or something and asking for directions but i couldn’t control myself I think I started laughing and then crying with her I have no idea what happens after but I remember waking up with chips on my bed
@@OkesTreeProductions tbh that sound mad interesting, parked on some dim part of a parking lot or in a spot overlooking the city, windows down just a bit, a movie and chips
the only bad thing about getting high is preparing yourself for social interaction or socially interacting in general this video could not have explained it better
The conversation between the cashier and the main guy is the most realistic depiction of when you have a solid minute of clarity and begin acting sober for a brief period of time, before completely realizing what had just happened, coming to a full stop, forgetting everything that had just happened, before shutting down completely and speed walking away in a panic. It's even worse when you realize you're too high to drive / take the bus / call a cab, so you just sit in your car or on the bench outside thinking about how the cashier could probably still see you and you don't want to make eye contact if you decide to look up for a quick second, so you just stare at the ground holding a bag of chips.
Went to highschool high every day using this philosophy. To the point if I didn't smoke, teachers would ask if I was sick. I've never doubted stoned me since..
They key to high shopping is to not have a plan. You just walk in and go where the aisles take you. You'll walk out with all the snacks you ever could have wanted. You don't need to worry. The spirits will guide you.
It is true, though. Most of the time you're self-conscious about the way you're acting in public is just in your head. Most people are feeling the same thing, and hoping they didn't come across as weird.
I actually used to have a favorite gas station where everyone there knew I was a stoner. They'd tell me when they got new ice cream flavors or new chips, and they'd even hold onto cool lighters they got. Loved that place. It was literally next door to my apartment too. (Well there was like a garage or something, and a parking lot. My apartment had a weird layout) And open 24/7.
Instead of walking into 7-11 trying to not act high, simply walk in, walk to the cashier, and go “I’m high as shit what’s some good munchies.” Anxiety gone and the cashier can help you get something so it’s easier trip overall.
When i used to smoke alot with the buddies in public, i would “act” high. Anxiety gone, and you feel so free, i knew i was high so i allowed my self to be weird. So i completely agree with you. In contrast - fast forward in my life and my friends are smoking way more often and have built big tolerance compared to me. So now when i smoke with them, they just seem normal, and then i start getting paranoid like this vid, thinking im wierd and stuff cuz im trying to act normal like them. Key of the story: act high, cuz you are
I literally entered a gas station so baked once with a friend and I couldn’t stop laughing the entire time I was in there even while checking out. It was uncontrollable. My friend had to tell the worker that I was just super high as I continued cackling on the way out.
@@bcactus3510 bro literally this so fucking true, like yea weed makes shit so much funnier but after shrooms my face hurt from smiling lmfaooo that shit was crazy
I guess I just want somewhere to share my story. When I was 19 I took shrooms, and it was like I was turned inside out. As a child, I was very extroverted and loved being around people. And after the shrooms, I felt disconnected from everyone and everything around me. I just wanted to alone. I am learning to feel happiness from within myself, not running from myself. It's been a LONG and PAINFUL process but once it's healed, it's healed and beautiful.
Its like that...people just stress me tf out. one time i did shrooms (my first n only time but i had done acid before) and i started to notice how badly my friends treated me and i saw how we interracted with each other more clearly, and it really opened my eyes.
@@rhysreid9302 I can relate to that. It definitely was the beginning of the end for me too. But the ending of something less real, so I'm ok with it. Just took a lot of adjusting and I can't bring others with me like I tried to at first.
When you're so high that you are telepathically communicating merging with the consciousness of the other being exchanging thoughts but then have to instead focus on forming words to make a conversation, accurate af haha
@@lilmanbazooka7944 yeah... true that 5x the normal anxiety around social interaction in general and also 5x the normal anxiety around law enforcement and authority figures maybe when it's legal everywhere that last part will go away...it was always the worst when i was younger because it wasted my high always being overly worried about going to jail or something equally dumb.
The other hilarious part to me is that anyone watching this while zooted wouldn't notice he said hi twice in a row till he pointed it out to himself lmao
"Now he knows im high" Bro, I can relate to this every time I get high. I feel so paranoid that I think every person I encounter with knows that I'm high
As someone that worked the third shift at a gas station for 3 years. Yeah. You pretty much summed it all up. Especially the worker being just as stoned as the customers.
@@upexus2076 it was speedway I worked for rofl. Good luck with all the 7/11 acquisition bs. I got out right as we started getting door dash installed, good luck with that as well.
I'd like to thank you and all gas station night workers for never questioning why I'm buying an icee, a hot chocolate, a Mountain Dew Code Red, and Skittles all in one shopping trip.
I was once level 5 high, I was fucked, and the thing with me is, when Im high, the thought and ideas I get, I just do them, whatever it is, I do them once they come up in my brain. So I had the idea to buy ingredients to make a big ass pile of nachos with guacamole cheese etc etc, i had to go in a coop, pretty much our convenient store in Switzerland. I think I wandered around for 2 hours in there, this shit felt like a video game, like an anime, like an adventure, I was so fucked, holy shit. Me and my thoughts were on a multiplayer trip in that bitch, getting every fucking item we needed, im not that paranoid about other people n shit, but i still didnt wanna seem suspicious. Its not my first time in this coop so i pretty much know where everything is, but if your movement, reaction time, and thinking time is slowed down by 95%, its way harder 😭😭💀 To finish it, ingredients were secured and the cooking (luckily simple) was easy, I enjoyed those nachos and watched youtube on my tv
Did the same thing with shredded pork nachos. I’d never made that gooey nacho cheese sauce before but I looked up UA-cam tutorial and was reading Reddit posts about the optimum way to get the cheese gooey and melted. Took me like 6 hours from shopping to cooking the pork to making the cheese and I made sure I didn’t eat all day so I was craving those nachos but it was worth it
@@MostlyTrue Everyone becomes there own personal gordan Ramsey after stage 1 of being baked. Honestly some of the creations me and the boys have made are things that should be talked about in the Bible. Pork nachos sounds good though better of bbq sauced them bitches up or I'm disappointed haha
I'll have whole conversations with myself for hours. The high just lets my adhd run wild. It'll start off like "fuck i probably look like some stoner dumbass, like a hippie poser. Dammit I'm high" and then 20 minutes later "oh yeahh that's why Chevy stopped making that model of car! Those assholes."
I'm pretty sure my Uber driver and the store employees knew I was high as hell. When the driver pulled up and I got in her car, I was thinking, "shit, she sees my car right there in the driveway, she must know." She tried to do some small talk with me, and I tried my best but sort of fumbled through it. I remember thinking, "Am I even answering the right questions or just giving random-ass responses?" I had her take me to the grocery store and wait for me. I bought a random assortment of snacks, taking God knows how long (time is a weird thing when I'm high). I went to the self check out, thinking it would be easier because I wouldn't have to talk to anyone. It took me what felt like forever to get through all the steps and the entire time I felt like the guy watching the self-checkouts was staring at me. I went to leave and he said, "Have a nice night!" and I didn't respond. I was sure that anything I tried to respond with would out me. Then when the Uber driver dropped me off she said, "Thanks for using Uber!" Then I got wicked concerned. I'm like, "Is she thanking me for the business or is she thanking me for not driving while baked out of my mind?"
Bro I used to think like this all the time. One time, I even walked in and explained to the cashier that I was high asf and needed something to eat so he hooked me up with some snacks. Shoutout to that guy for a great taste in food
This is actually a very indepth anaylsis of society. Everyone is too focused on what other people will think of them to understand that everyone around them is doing the exact same thing.
lol, learnt that the hard way, kept thinking of my insecurities till i realized people dont get two f's about it because they're worried about their insecurities too
"I'm self projecting and assuming how eveyone feels bc I feel this way, it's me the low level sociopath" Swarthy, you've had light shined on you. Have some self awareness, and awareness of other peoples feelings and thoughts.
@@gokushkameha-ha-ha9344 if they do so, they're just gonna carry on with their own life after that, they're not gonna like laugh it off in the next 25 years just like how you expect them to
i remember coming into my first job as a cart pusher, high as shit and my boss caught me walkin out of the restroom and said "Hey man hows the weather outside today?" I looked him right in the eyes and responded "yea." and walked away. Im 100% sure he found out i smoked weed that day
How did he not know how the weather was? 1) He was high 2) it was a test question to see if u were high 3) He didnt go or look outside that day and he really wanted to know how the weather was
being a cart pusher is so fun. I take breaks that last an hour long then go str8 to my hour long lunch. then repeat the next day. I usually get 2 breaks but I stretch them to hour long each.
Bruh me trying to not act high in front of my parents as a teenager was a full time anxiety ridden job 😂😂 ... EDIT. Holy crap i appreciate the likes friends
fr and u always think they're looking when ur high, u become 100% convinced they know. Sometimes my mom does know and then she'll try having a conversation with me which is the most annoying thing, because when im rlly rlly high, i just can't act normal or speak normally i just can't have a conversation, especially with my mom lmao
@@molrat dude for real my voice always comes out ten times quieter than normal and really breathy like I just ran a mile so I have to force myself to talk louder and make coherent sentences
God, that was way too relatable. Worst thing I've done in a situation like this was asking the person I randomly ran into, if he could tell I was high. The pressure was too high (hehe) and I was absolutely certain, it's obvious I am backed af. He was like "What you're high?" GOD DAMN IT WHY DID I SAY THAT?
Reminds me of the time I ate way too much Mexican while high and put myself in the worst full-body agony I've experienced. When we went back to a friend's place his mom stopped us in the driveway and talked for like 5 minutes. I just stared at the ground until I eventually excused myself to go to the restroom, and I guess she didn't notice. I sat on the toilet for half an hour thinking I was shitting my brains out until I looked down and the bowl was empty. I recovered after about an hour and the rest of the evening was great for me. Annoying for everyone else since I would not shut the fuck up and could hardly form a sentence or remember what I was saying by the end of it.
Doing a supermarket run stoned is an oddly spiritual experience. The bright lights and zombie-esque fellow shoppers can lead to spiral dissociation. The key is - acquire target, grab target, remember how to pay for target, don't make eye contact, leave shop as swiftly as you can without actually running.
Im so glad that I'm not the only one who has the experience of having a "sober voice" in their head when they're high. I just thought I've been about to have a psychotic episode every time
I have like this 6th sense in knowing when someone is high even when just passing by them (no smell or anything) and it is SO comforting when I'm high. Interacting with sober people while high is terrifying but high person to another high person is like yes okay, you understand and are on the level.
The first time I got high, it was in a shed in my friends backyard. After getting baked, I sat frozen in the corner and stared at my friend's thigh for a half hour straight. After my vision zoomed back into focus, I turned my head slowly towards another friend. His eyes were red, and he has a big goofy grin. We all laughed, I'll never forget it.
The first time I smoked weed, it was when I was living in upstate NY, and it was with a stranger, and I was too nervous to drive anywhere which was smart anyway, but about 3 hrs later, I drove to a Taco Bell to get me something to eat on the way home. I got my food and though there was nobody in front of me at the drive-thru when I got up to the window, the cashier asked me if I wanted sauce with it, and I couldn't remember what I ordered so I asked her "what was it that I ordered that I need sauce for?, thinking maybe whatever it was I ordered to eat she will tell me and it will stir my memory. She just stared at me for a few seconds and threw several of each flavor in the bag and I nervously drove away. The whole drive home I remember thinking "shit, I wonder if she knows I just smoked weed?"
Bro all the nights I’ve walked to 7-Eleven while high as shit are coming back. There was this one time I was super high, and I was pulling on the push door at 7-Eleven for like a minute straight confused as shit until someone behind me pushed it for me. I felt like the entire world was collapsing around me lol
Might be funny to everyone but hearing my loud thoughts completely freaked me out. For years I thought it was abnormal, people made me see a doctor, tried to give me pills. Thought I was crazy. Found your videos the other day. It’s what it’s like being high. Thanks man. You actually helped me out.
I served a customer once who was so insanely high he first forgot to pay and almost walked straight out, then he forgot how to use his credit card. I tapped his card for him and he thanked me profusely. Weird experience. Also he came to the store twice in the same night, each time buying a lot of food
One time I went into a dairy (what we call convenience stores where I'm from) and spent about twenty minutes browsing snacks and such, trying to act not high. I came to realize that I'd been staring at the fridge full of chocolate milk for around five full minutes now. I grabbed one, and went to check out. The two cashiers just started pissing themselves laughing. They asked if I wanted the promotional Keychain, and I paid, took my things, and went back to the car. Nothing particularly funny about this story, but I'm surprised I remember it. I still have the Keychain though! It has memories tied to it from the first time I caught up with my brother (childhood best friend) after a decade apart. We went on a trip around my country for about 2 weeks, and I was smoking each and every one of those days with him. It was a good time.
I remember getting high and before I actually went from being stage 1 high, nothing crazy, to like stage 5. I was staring at my friends dog as he was right by my feet. And I saw him turn into a painting with the background being white tiles. That has to be the best high I’ve felt and it was insane. 10/10 recommend
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I remember being absolutely roasted on my couch and trying to act sober around my fam like "maybe if I get on the floor and crawl with the cats I can just scurry upstairs with them" and yea I'm not sure where I was going with that but it's funny
The added tinnitus effect is so funny. I don’t know if it was intentional to convey how smoking weed makes tinnitus louder but I got a good laugh out of it none the less 😂
One time we had way too many edibles because we are lightweights and I walked into a 7-11 just to get a drink because my mouth was so dry I thought I was gonna swallow my tongue. I went up to the counter with two drinks and my girlfriend hanging off my shoulder and muttered something barely recognizable to the clerk. I don't know what he thought or even said to me but I was so glad to be out of that store and interaction.
My first time ever smoking was dabs and I didn’t immediately feel anything so I hit that pen 2 more times. When I tell you I stood in 7 eleven for at least 20 minutes just admiring the peanut butter cookies 🥹
i remember this one time we smoked at a shortys house n i needed to get sum from my house. so my friend and i walked to my crib and on our way there and back we took the longest way possible and didnt know cus we were high af. damn near wasted 30 mins hahshahah
I just found your channel bro this video had me cracking up and really made my day, thank you, I’ve been having a rough day and just the fact you put a smile on my face means a lot to me.
LOL literally every SINGLE thing about this video was accurate. xD I'm always such a paranoid mess going anywhere high but in reality, nobody gives a shit and almost everyone else is also high anyways. Haha this is good shit, my guy.
"Fuck, Did I just ask him how he was doing twice?" Man I felt that
I have ADHD so people just think it's that and I also just give no fucks
@@animeloveer97 This is when your high?
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 well the thing is when I'm high I'm more functional lol so people think I'm high when really I'm just like a computer with a great CPU and like no ram whatsoever. So when I'm high I just seem normal to alot of people unless they know me and know that I have ADHD
I do this sober so no shame
I must be high on default, because that shit happens a few times a week for me.
As a 7 eleven employee I can assure you we are probably just as high if not higher than the customers are
The customer is always high
@@alexbowlin7044 oh yeah especially on swing shift it’s great makes for a pretty fun time sometimes
Yep
The workers at the 711 by my moms house give her free alcohol lmao
@@minadaggett1229 hero of the village
As a current 7-eleven employee if ur scared to come into our store high just know we’re all baked outta our minds, you’re safe here
@@rockymd1344 most definitely
@@rockymd1344 you dont have friends.
@@rockymd1344 going into 7-11 high as hell when i was 14 was half the fun
@@rockymd1344 you're*
🤣🤣🤣🔥🏆
I went with my friends all higher than the clouds to our local gas station, and when I looked around I saw my friends try to “play it cool” and lemme tell you they looked like the most npc characters I’ve ever seen in my life
non-player character characters
When I'm hight going into a store to buy food I feel like a legit NPC and they know I'm high
I be saying random shit trying to act normal
I love how he totally failed that first conversation but still left feeling like he nailed just by it coming to an end.
underrated
That’s how it really is tho
Just happy to survive the interaction
@@burnttoast8969 I usually do ok in a conversation but feel like i totally bombed it when I’m high 😂
@@burnttoast8969 ong
Got too high and bought 50$ worth of candy at the gas station. When the cashier said "damn dude you got the munchies?" I panicked and ran out of the store and sped home.
😂
Lmfao.
Ahaha that's hilarious, the dude must've had a good chuckle too 😂
That’s me bro
@@Oldaccount999 Nah dude, that wasn't you. It was him!
Also the high pitched hey got me. I’ve done that so many damn times
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That part earned the video a like from me lmao
I once went to a 24h McDonald's in the middle of the night with 6 friends. We were all high. We made our orders and waited, all the while trying to keep it on the dl. Eventually all my friends got their orders and I was left by myself at the counter. After 5 minutes I thought they were probably taking a while because it was a vegan sandwich. After 10 minutes I thought it was taking way too long and they had probably forgotten about me. After 15 minutes I mustered up the courage to ask the cashier why my sandwich was taking so long. She asked my name, looked through the orders, came back to me and said "Your food has been sitting on the counter right next to you for 15 minutes." I looked to my right and motherfucker, there it was. I took it and started walking towards my friends but all of a sudden that had been the funniest thing that had ever happened. I started laughing uncontrollably and accidentally spilled my soda all over one of my friends who was eating in the middle of my laughing fit. I think people might've actually noticed that day.
Yeah…might’ve
Yessss
No, nope, no one noticed, you're cool bro, keep it on the dl...
I remember, i was ordering a mcdonalds with a friend his order came first.. we were in the busiest food court you have ever seen, i didnt even realise he had left until my order came.. when i turned around to see a sea of people and no stoner friend.. i immediately assumed that everyone could tell i was blasted and started quietly panicing while basically spinning around in a circle looking for my pal.
Long story short my milkshake and everything ended up on the floor.. EVERYONE in the vicinity looked at me while still walking like it was the matrix.. i looked at the mess amd my eyes just happened to look EXACTLY at my pal, sat there laughing his balls off.
I kind of brisk walked over to him and sat down and asked him ‘are they still looking’
The laughing started again 😂
bro i’m laughin so hard rn
This is insanely accurate only thing is for me I’m not concerned with whether or not they could tell I’m high but the fear that they don’t know I’m high and think I’m just really stupid and awkward all the time
EXACTLY
Literally at the job I had before this one everyone thought I was just a lil bit dumb, but I was actually high 24/7 lmao 😂 and dumb
@@joemoore1998 Been there. Then you run out of weed one day and start getting strange looks from your co-workers because you are suspiciously functional.
Then you’re back to fucking shit up the very next day and nobody cares. 😂
Jokes on them I’m already stupid and awkward BEFORE I smoke weed
😔😔😔
Nah fr and I don’t wanna say “I’m high asf rn” cause that’s like a kid having a sip of beer and acting all drunk 😂
As an ex gas station employee, I can 100% confirm that most of us cashiers were irretrievably blazed the entire time
Lmao
I worked the graveyard shift and all the cops would come in at like 3am at the shift change, and of course I’d be blasting my music and getting blasted, dancing around the store cleaning and making everything look nice
They knew, I knew they knew, and I’d give them free coffee and share smokes outside just bullshitting. Love my cities cops, they don’t mess with anyone, spend most of their time making sure construction workers are safe and helping with accidents. The first few times I was scared shitless but I did good work, my boss loved me and I’m a night owl anyways- nobody cares that I’m blazed as fuck at 3am and I had some really cool chats with the randoms, homeless, and cops of my city
Once it got legalized, they’d buy their wraps still in uniform xd
I don’t blame y’all. I couldn’t imagine workin an 8 hour shift just standing there.
@@forsenthechicano That shit is irredeemably *BOORING*
we know.
The best/worst thing about being THAT high out in public is when you finally decide it's moment to tell someone your baked out of your mind and they go "Really? I didn't even notice". The relief is so effin satisfying, the honesty of saying takes so much weight off of you, but then you're like "fuck, I just spent the last 30 minutes paranoid af over nothing".
that is one of the best feelings possible
When I'm high don't even get paranoid if you notice then you notice😂😂
I was high in class ONCE and my teacher dead ass asked me if I took something. Didn't feel like he was upset about it though.
The vast majority of people will never notice, but I feel like certain people just have much higher levels of observance of others. These are typically people who spend all day around others and don't spent their time watching tv or playing games. Exercise extreme caution around these people.
When I was in college I walked outside once and this dude was like "Watch out, theres someone behind that bush." And we were like, oh shit, our dorm has a creeper or some shit. So we investigated, nobody behind that bush. And we told the guy, nah man nobody back here. He seemed unconvinced. It took me like 3 days to realize he was trippin hard on mushrooms and totally imagined it. Moral of the story, everyone is kinda weird all the time and we all just adapt
Asking how someone is doing twice is something I do while completely sober.
Me too.
i thought it was just me
“Damn it….. I’m trapped” I’ve had that exact thought so many times baked
I have that thought even if I’m by myself sometimes
Everyone has bro.
Hahahahahaha
This is to accurate
same mine is "im fu*cked" or "im dead" anytime anything relatively risky/challenging happens to me while im high i just think the worst automatically. to the point where i ran like 7 blocks from my friend one time because i thought some random dude was chasing me and wanted to get me XD
Nearly 100% accurate. Lost points for not spacing out for 5 minutes in front of the slurpee machine.
😭😭
Are you the guy that's always watching the customers through the refrigerated section? How did you know I did that 😲
@@353click Personal experience. Dunno why it happens though, always go with blue raspberry in the end anyway.
@@teamrtardedv1nce413 Right? The trick is to not fuck up and give yourself massive brain freeze...which I think I've managed to avoid like, once.
Almost 100%? Would you say it’s……………… mostly true????????
"If everyone is high than nobody is" Right? I think Syndrome said that once.
Sober people are the real high ones 🧠 🧐
yeah that was in the incredibles I think
everyone is even then
@@MostlyTrue Woaaah that just blew my mind broooooooo...
@@flipwonderland nah bro that was in finding dory, silly.
The best part about covid was I could wear a mask and for some reason it would lessen my paranoia when I was high.
Oh yeah! Mask + sun glasses are a GREAT combination
When you don’t have your face exposed it makes you feel like your anonymous. To an extent it’s harder to read a persons facial reactions aswell
Same man
Same, gonna keep using mine even though restrictions n shit have eased off
big fat YES
I went to a gas station to get snacks while tripping on a tab (about 105ug) of LSD. I'd forgotten it was Halloween before going in and was totally floored at the sight of the cashier wearing a giant witch hat and spiderwebs and shit everywhere. I remember the aisles seeming tall as hell and feeling like I was in the middle of a great valley or something while getting my snacks. Also, due to the fact that the cashiers have a raised floor behind the counter and are higher up than the customers, the height difference freaked me out and made me feel like the cashier was a judge at the stand looking down on me or something. Got up to the counter and burst into an insane laughing fit while desperately trying to shuffle out the correct amount of cash while feeling like I was a tiny alien piloting a giant meat suit. Finally managed to pay and the cashier said "happy Halloween" in a super creepy voice, and I'm still not sure if they actually sounded like that or if I was just tripping but I was convinced they knew I was fucked up and were messing with me.
Wait, who?
😂
@@mikerich32 asked
so you were on 1 tab
Only 100 ug bro thats a walk in the park idk what got u tripping so hard
“We get a bonus”
“I don’t give a fuck”
“I’m not giving you shit. Give me the chips”
💀
That shit had me weak 💀💀💀
@@broombromden498 or someone saw you and heard your thoughts like you said it out loud before you had that high moment 🤯
"just the first 3 digits man" LOL
That whole conversation had me rolling 🤣
HUGE MEME
the voice crack in the “hEy” was accurate asf
Oooh shit hahahaha😅😆🤣🤣🤣
The shit with the cashier begging you to enter your phone number for the awards shit is fucking hysterical oh my god 💀
the other day I walked into a 7-eleven and had a 3 second staring contest with the cashier while walking inside before I burst out into laughter and immediately walked out
HAHAHA first time a comment actually makes me laugh
7-eleven is a death trap bro. i’ll go in and just stare at the spongebob ice creams for a couple minutes before moving again
Lol wat 🤣
I had a staring contest with the 711 cashier ringing me out cause after he scanned my item he was waiting for me to pay but I was dumbfounded about what to do next. Took me a couple seconds to realize I had to pull my cash out to pay. He 100% knew I was gone lol.
One time me and my friend walked into a sev made eye contact with the cashier immediately looked at each other and shouted “HE KNOWS” before walking out
this is maybe the best ad i've ever seen thank you for this gift
This means a lot man, thank you!
Agreed. I clicked cuz it seemed like a video that shouldn’t be an ad… but it was an ad. Never felt better about a click in my life.
wait... this is an ad?
@@patrickaherne1274 I'm confused to
@@patrickaherne1274 i'm confused too
Plot twist. Dude is so high that all three dudes in the store was him. The voice in his head explain everything before we started the skit.
Bruh
well that is kinda like… the whole idea of collective consciousness. the other guys kinda are him even though they’re “separate people”
Underlying schizophrenia
They do look a lot a like now that you mention it lol
Whoa this comment scary
As a cashier who smokes there’s nothing better than seeing a stoned customer it’s like finding a four leaf clover
Im your four leaf clover 😎
Best way to avoid those convos like that is just being honest. "Dude I'm high, I'm sorry haha" just fixes those situations.
Facts, nobody really gives a shit anyways it's a valid excuse
@@playafree18 this was on my recommended and i happened to click it 3 minutes after you commented isnt that weird like i could have clicked fucking jake paul or smth
@Kirashimu Reiyomi
Cop: “Understandable, have a great day”
*Car drives away*
Cop: “Oh man that was close.. I thought he was going to realise that I was high”
@Kirashimu Reiyomi You guys both had some valid points hahaha
That's what I do if I'm struggling to think and talk lol.
One time I took 100mg of edibles and they decided to hit me like a train as soon as I walked into a 7/11. I bought way too many snacks and was terrified the whole time. This video is too relatable.
bro that is too much weed
@@janthran that’s not even that much I guess it depends on the state u live in but I’ve taken 500 all at once before
@@KyleR_MMA I take 15 and it gets me good and fucked up for 3-5 hours
@@sambmackenzie yeah I used to smoke all day everyday and I live in California so it was strong so my tolerance was extremely high
Dude the first time I tried edibles was so crazy, my friend was in trouble for driving somewhere far and I think she was crying or something and asking for directions but i couldn’t control myself I think I started laughing and then crying with her I have no idea what happens after but I remember waking up with chips on my bed
I’ve driven to the store at about 10am sat for 2 hours in the car watching a movie before I gathered the courage to go in
omm😭
I bought a new radio and subs in my car, specifically to watch my outdated DVD collection on a tiny 7" not 1080p screen when I'm high.
@@OkesTreeProductions tbh that sound mad interesting, parked on some dim part of a parking lot or in a spot overlooking the city, windows down just a bit, a movie and chips
@@xXDinzyyXx maybe bring out a little blanket in case it’s chilly. Smoke a J while your favorite part of your movie plays in front of you
@@gonzoball1703 great tips. I'm thinking of chilling like this next time I have a session
the only bad thing about getting high is preparing yourself for social interaction or socially interacting in general this video could not have explained it better
as a former 7/11 employee, I promise you we are more high than you could ever be
higher
Is that a challenge?
Are you challenging me?
@@yourmom3677 im from Holland. Checkmate.
Na my weekend is free and weed is on the way
The conversation between the cashier and the main guy is the most realistic depiction of when you have a solid minute of clarity and begin acting sober for a brief period of time, before completely realizing what had just happened, coming to a full stop, forgetting everything that had just happened, before shutting down completely and speed walking away in a panic. It's even worse when you realize you're too high to drive / take the bus / call a cab, so you just sit in your car or on the bench outside thinking about how the cashier could probably still see you and you don't want to make eye contact if you decide to look up for a quick second, so you just stare at the ground holding a bag of chips.
that felt… personal.
Yo man r u good ?
this is odly specific
@@brianm120 I like that your profile pic is just the start screen for Pokemon Emerald
@@wxl2562 best pokemon
once you're always high this isn't a problem anymore
Once you're always high, you're never really high. Just a new normal.
@@ReactiveTraction exactly
@@ReactiveTraction a new normal me, that’s my excuse now
Went to highschool high every day using this philosophy. To the point if I didn't smoke, teachers would ask if I was sick.
I've never doubted stoned me since..
you're clearly getting too high bro you haven't uploaded a song in like 9 months lmao
I like how he put himself in the backseat knowing damn well he drove to the store high as a kite
Found the best thing to think in these scenarios are “don’t act normal just be normal”. Shit works
Sounds like Yoda advice
Bro I think the same s h I t lmao
That’s what I end up doing after a 20min tugofwar but this saying should make it easier lol
@@qxqp Be or be not. There is no acting.
They key to high shopping is to not have a plan. You just walk in and go where the aisles take you. You'll walk out with all the snacks you ever could have wanted. You don't need to worry. The spirits will guide you.
omg you analysed it the same way i would
Or 7/11s marketing plan will guide you. They arrange those stores pretty smart
@@100achillguy7 They were made for high people
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 I believe it
Not me. I need a plan or I wander around aimlessly thinking everyone knows I'm stoned because I got nothing in the basket.
This had me dying. The ending was perfect and made me feel a lot better about some of my high fuckups
It is true, though. Most of the time you're self-conscious about the way you're acting in public is just in your head. Most people are feeling the same thing, and hoping they didn't come across as weird.
I actually used to have a favorite gas station where everyone there knew I was a stoner. They'd tell me when they got new ice cream flavors or new chips, and they'd even hold onto cool lighters they got. Loved that place. It was literally next door to my apartment too. (Well there was like a garage or something, and a parking lot. My apartment had a weird layout) And open 24/7.
I just moved to a new apartment with a new favorite gas station!
Instead of walking into 7-11 trying to not act high, simply walk in, walk to the cashier, and go “I’m high as shit what’s some good munchies.” Anxiety gone and the cashier can help you get something so it’s easier trip overall.
When i used to smoke alot with the buddies in public, i would “act” high. Anxiety gone, and you feel so free, i knew i was high so i allowed my self to be weird. So i completely agree with you.
In contrast - fast forward in my life and my friends are smoking way more often and have built big tolerance compared to me. So now when i smoke with them, they just seem normal, and then i start getting paranoid like this vid, thinking im wierd and stuff cuz im trying to act normal like them.
Key of the story: act high, cuz you are
@@valianthousemusic1026 I’m the same way lmao
@@valianthousemusic1026 go goblin mode
Makes it easier for me to call the cops on You
@@professionalhater3929 holy cow
I literally entered a gas station so baked once with a friend and I couldn’t stop laughing the entire time I was in there even while checking out. It was uncontrollable. My friend had to tell the worker that I was just super high as I continued cackling on the way out.
I was so high one time, I saw the wind blow a leaf and I point at the leaf and said "weak bitch" and almost passed out laughing.
Yeah weed gives u the giggles, but have u ever done shrooms, holy fuck once u start laughing its impossible to stop 😆👍
@@bcactus3510 bro literally this so fucking true, like yea weed makes shit so much funnier but after shrooms my face hurt from smiling lmfaooo that shit was crazy
Sometimes all you can do is apologise to the world at large for you, or a friend, being so high they are essentially disabled.
@@Reversisms damn not even high that would crack me up
“Too high” lmao the convenience store is a safe space, most of the time the cashier is higher than you are. Nodding off or drunk as shit.
Same with fast food drive-thrus
That and they might get lucky and have a manager as their dealer
K hole
I guess I just want somewhere to share my story.
When I was 19 I took shrooms, and it was like I was turned inside out. As a child, I was very extroverted and loved being around people. And after the shrooms, I felt disconnected from everyone and everything around me. I just wanted to alone. I am learning to feel happiness from within myself, not running from myself. It's been a LONG and PAINFUL process but once it's healed, it's healed and beautiful.
Its like that...people just stress me tf out.
one time i did shrooms (my first n only time but i had done acid before)
and i started to notice how badly my friends treated me and i saw how we interracted with each other more clearly, and it really opened my eyes.
@@rhysreid9302 I can relate to that. It definitely was the beginning of the end for me too. But the ending of something less real, so I'm ok with it. Just took a lot of adjusting and I can't bring others with me like I tried to at first.
@@juttaclemons5002I've been looking to get my hands on shrooms since growing isn't an option for me . Any one knows where I can source?
@@kathleenmcclenahan5701Yes he's Dr.jeffshroom
@@UopolysGreatWoo I'm not surprised you moment dr.johnsonshroom name... They man is good and people always talk nice about him.
When you're so high that you are telepathically communicating merging with the consciousness of the other being exchanging thoughts but then have to instead focus on forming words to make a conversation, accurate af haha
Swear
I guess there isn't much difference between being high and having social anxiety
Just multiply by 5x the normal anxiety
@@lilmanbazooka7944 yeah... true that
5x the normal anxiety around social interaction in general
and also
5x the normal anxiety around law enforcement and authority figures
maybe when it's legal everywhere that last part will go away...it was always the worst when i was younger because it wasted my high always being overly worried about going to jail or something equally dumb.
Imagine getting way too high while having social anxiety shit doubles it
@@_FirstLast_ spitting facts right there
The other hilarious part to me is that anyone watching this while zooted wouldn't notice he said hi twice in a row till he pointed it out to himself lmao
I had to skip back and I’m sober lol
^
Lmaooooo
I quit smoking like 4 years ago, I smoked like half a gram of dab a day, and then the reclaim once I was out, so I'm just permanently high lmao
he did?
"Now he knows im high"
Bro, I can relate to this every time I get high. I feel so paranoid that I think every person I encounter with knows that I'm high
As someone that worked the third shift at a gas station for 3 years. Yeah. You pretty much summed it all up. Especially the worker being just as stoned as the customers.
@@roddydykes7053 thankyou fam. I appreciate that.
Absofuckinlutely, working at a speedway and its needed to make the shit not brutally boring
@@upexus2076 it was speedway I worked for rofl. Good luck with all the 7/11 acquisition bs. I got out right as we started getting door dash installed, good luck with that as well.
I'd like to thank you and all gas station night workers for never questioning why I'm buying an icee, a hot chocolate, a Mountain Dew Code Red, and Skittles all in one shopping trip.
I was once level 5 high, I was fucked, and the thing with me is, when Im high, the thought and ideas I get, I just do them, whatever it is, I do them once they come up in my brain. So I had the idea to buy ingredients to make a big ass pile of nachos with guacamole cheese etc etc, i had to go in a coop, pretty much our convenient store in Switzerland.
I think I wandered around for 2 hours in there, this shit felt like a video game, like an anime, like an adventure, I was so fucked, holy shit. Me and my thoughts were on a multiplayer trip in that bitch, getting every fucking item we needed, im not that paranoid about other people n shit, but i still didnt wanna seem suspicious.
Its not my first time in this coop so i pretty much know where everything is, but if your movement, reaction time, and thinking time is slowed down by 95%, its way harder 😭😭💀 To finish it, ingredients were secured and the cooking (luckily simple) was easy, I enjoyed those nachos and watched youtube on my tv
Did the same thing with shredded pork nachos. I’d never made that gooey nacho cheese sauce before but I looked up UA-cam tutorial and was reading Reddit posts about the optimum way to get the cheese gooey and melted. Took me like 6 hours from shopping to cooking the pork to making the cheese and I made sure I didn’t eat all day so I was craving those nachos but it was worth it
@@MostlyTrue Everyone becomes there own personal gordan Ramsey after stage 1 of being baked. Honestly some of the creations me and the boys have made are things that should be talked about in the Bible. Pork nachos sounds good though better of bbq sauced them bitches up or I'm disappointed haha
Those “video game” feeling highs while do shit like shooping are the best! Lol
The real question is did you smoke again after the nachos were done.
Us wellem Kanton bisch ?
Being able to constantly think of philosophical, thought-provoking commentary while baked is a mood
I'll have whole conversations with myself for hours. The high just lets my adhd run wild. It'll start off like "fuck i probably look like some stoner dumbass, like a hippie poser. Dammit I'm high" and then 20 minutes later "oh yeahh that's why Chevy stopped making that model of car! Those assholes."
@@ntrunnrracl bro I’ll listen to an mgmt album and dissect all their lyrics while stoned
@@BuckHunter103 that sounds fun as hell. I'll do that tonight if i smoke. Thanks hermano
@@BuckHunter103 i kinda want to do this now
I'm pretty sure my Uber driver and the store employees knew I was high as hell. When the driver pulled up and I got in her car, I was thinking, "shit, she sees my car right there in the driveway, she must know." She tried to do some small talk with me, and I tried my best but sort of fumbled through it. I remember thinking, "Am I even answering the right questions or just giving random-ass responses?" I had her take me to the grocery store and wait for me. I bought a random assortment of snacks, taking God knows how long (time is a weird thing when I'm high). I went to the self check out, thinking it would be easier because I wouldn't have to talk to anyone. It took me what felt like forever to get through all the steps and the entire time I felt like the guy watching the self-checkouts was staring at me. I went to leave and he said, "Have a nice night!" and I didn't respond. I was sure that anything I tried to respond with would out me. Then when the Uber driver dropped me off she said, "Thanks for using Uber!" Then I got wicked concerned. I'm like, "Is she thanking me for the business or is she thanking me for not driving while baked out of my mind?"
Bro I used to think like this all the time. One time, I even walked in and explained to the cashier that I was high asf and needed something to eat so he hooked me up with some snacks. Shoutout to that guy for a great taste in food
Not all heroes wear capes
This is actually a very indepth anaylsis of society. Everyone is too focused on what other people will think of them to understand that everyone around them is doing the exact same thing.
U so deep
lol, learnt that the hard way, kept thinking of my insecurities till i realized people dont get two f's about it because they're worried about their insecurities too
"I'm self projecting and assuming how eveyone feels bc I feel this way, it's me the low level sociopath"
Swarthy, you've had light shined on you. Have some self awareness, and awareness of other peoples feelings and thoughts.
@@1elevenweeks1 nah we all talk mad crap about things like messed up eyebrows and bad breath, you just get lied to a lot
@@gokushkameha-ha-ha9344 if they do so, they're just gonna carry on with their own life after that, they're not gonna like laugh it off in the next 25 years just like how you expect them to
i remember coming into my first job as a cart pusher, high as shit and my boss caught me walkin out of the restroom and said "Hey man hows the weather outside today?" I looked him right in the eyes and responded "yea." and walked away. Im 100% sure he found out i smoked weed that day
😂
How did he not know how the weather was?
1) He was high
2) it was a test question to see if u were high
3) He didnt go or look outside that day and he really wanted to know how the weather was
@@UEatPoo perfection
@@UEatPoo it was a larger store so he probably honestly wanted to know 😂
being a cart pusher is so fun. I take breaks that last an hour long then go str8 to my hour long lunch. then repeat the next day. I usually get 2 breaks but I stretch them to hour long each.
I had this situation too many times already, and the cashier at my store already loves me because of it lmao
100% relatable
Best part is this entire experience could just be in his mind while he's actually still outside, paralyzed in the car.
Too high for the supermarket, too high for the grocery store, too high for the supermarket, I ain’t gonna shop like this no more!
Bro how high were you when you wrote this 😭
@@A-homo-sapien 😂😂😂
That’s a great song.
Bruh me trying to not act high in front of my parents as a teenager was a full time anxiety ridden job 😂😂 ...
EDIT. Holy crap i appreciate the likes friends
Dude I was frickin zooted at my dad's promotion ceremony today I was terrified
Edit: damn that was a month ago? Nice
fr and u always think they're looking when ur high, u become 100% convinced they know. Sometimes my mom does know and then she'll try having a conversation with me which is the most annoying thing, because when im rlly rlly high, i just can't act normal or speak normally i just can't have a conversation, especially with my mom lmao
@@molrat dude for real my voice always comes out ten times quieter than normal and really breathy like I just ran a mile so I have to force myself to talk louder and make coherent sentences
very hard to do i looked in my mirror once last year when i was zooted outta my mind my pupil was just gone
@@brandonturner4446 well remind me not to look in the mirror whilst zooted
you always feel so much more baked when u have to be in public or talk to people omg
💯
Every scene in the store was too damn relatable, had me rolling
“Both of those guys knew I was high as fuck”
God, that was way too relatable. Worst thing I've done in a situation like this was asking the person I randomly ran into, if he could tell I was high. The pressure was too high (hehe) and I was absolutely certain, it's obvious I am backed af. He was like "What you're high?"
GOD DAMN IT WHY DID I SAY THAT?
That part when he said "hey" all weird was so relatable to me. Even when I'm not high and wearing earbuds I feel it like that.
The entire scenario even with the other characters being high also is so accurate 🤣
For anyone here, that isn’t an American, just assume that everyone in a American 7-Eleven is high. 👍🏽
Most definitely
as a non american who studied in america for a while, i can confirm everytime I went to 7 eleven I was high as fuck
what?
Especially after 6pm, most people coming in from morning shifts are probably blazed right now
as an american that goes to 7-eleven, yes.
the timing with how quick he said "I dont give a fuck" when the cashier tried to tell him about the bonus he would get had me hollerin'
Reminds me of the time I ate way too much Mexican while high and put myself in the worst full-body agony I've experienced. When we went back to a friend's place his mom stopped us in the driveway and talked for like 5 minutes. I just stared at the ground until I eventually excused myself to go to the restroom, and I guess she didn't notice. I sat on the toilet for half an hour thinking I was shitting my brains out until I looked down and the bowl was empty.
I recovered after about an hour and the rest of the evening was great for me. Annoying for everyone else since I would not shut the fuck up and could hardly form a sentence or remember what I was saying by the end of it.
fuck those be the worst highs
Doing a supermarket run stoned is an oddly spiritual experience. The bright lights and zombie-esque fellow shoppers can lead to spiral dissociation. The key is - acquire target, grab target, remember how to pay for target, don't make eye contact, leave shop as swiftly as you can without actually running.
"When you're too high to go into seven eleven"
Introverts: fuck, maybe i'm high
Im so glad that I'm not the only one who has the experience of having a "sober voice" in their head when they're high. I just thought I've been about to have a psychotic episode every time
“Fuck now he knows I’m high” literally me 😂😂 anytime I say anything a little weird I automatically convince myself that the person just know I’m high
THEY KNOW
THEY KNOW
I can't imagine having any other reaction to someone knowing I'm high than grinning like an idiot.
It really is the only reaction, right?
"Hey my dude... you high?"
*grins* "Yeeeeah dude... are you?"
*grins* "hell yeah my dude"
I have like this 6th sense in knowing when someone is high even when just passing by them (no smell or anything) and it is SO comforting when I'm high. Interacting with sober people while high is terrifying but high person to another high person is like yes okay, you understand and are on the level.
“I have this 6th sense” bro stfu
The first time I got high, it was in a shed in my friends backyard. After getting baked, I sat frozen in the corner and stared at my friend's thigh for a half hour straight. After my vision zoomed back into focus, I turned my head slowly towards another friend. His eyes were red, and he has a big goofy grin. We all laughed, I'll never forget it.
Gold
Relatable
This is just me every damn time I go anywhere, and I don't even smoke weed lmao. Anxiety and ADHD be weird yo.
What I’m sayin
You kinda sound like your high
same
Yeah
I’m adhd Asperger’s get ya head checked brother that ain’t right.
The first time I smoked weed, it was when I was living in upstate NY, and it was with a stranger, and I was too nervous to drive anywhere which was smart anyway, but about 3 hrs later, I drove to a Taco Bell to get me something to eat on the way home. I got my food and though there was nobody in front of me at the drive-thru when I got up to the window, the cashier asked me if I wanted sauce with it, and I couldn't remember what I ordered so I asked her "what was it that I ordered that I need sauce for?, thinking maybe whatever it was I ordered to eat she will tell me and it will stir my memory. She just stared at me for a few seconds and threw several of each flavor in the bag and I nervously drove away. The whole drive home I remember thinking "shit, I wonder if she knows I just smoked weed?"
Bro all the nights I’ve walked to 7-Eleven while high as shit are coming back.
There was this one time I was super high, and I was pulling on the push door at 7-Eleven for like a minute straight confused as shit until someone behind me pushed it for me. I felt like the entire world was collapsing around me lol
Yo that shit crazy 🤣🤣😭💀
All the suppossed realities imploding in on each other
LMAO the ending was gold. Moral of the story: everybody is high, so it's all good! 🙂
Re pop
That's a stretch
I always tell myself that I'll be sober the second I stand up, that way I just convince myself I'm sober by standing lmao
Don't know why this works, but it just does
I’m gonna try this
It's the opposite for me, if I stand up it's game over
This always worked really well for me too :D
Might be funny to everyone but hearing my loud thoughts completely freaked me out. For years I thought it was abnormal, people made me see a doctor, tried to give me pills. Thought I was crazy. Found your videos the other day. It’s what it’s like being high. Thanks man. You actually helped me out.
This is GOLD. I never laugh at videos but this actually made me genuinely cackle.
Did it make u cackle?
Wow
Cackle is krazy ngl
"fuck it, just don't say anything"
Bro i do that even in normal scenarios
Me when I go to the store: Get chips
My brain : get everything you can grab
I served a customer once who was so insanely high he first forgot to pay and almost walked straight out, then he forgot how to use his credit card. I tapped his card for him and he thanked me profusely. Weird experience. Also he came to the store twice in the same night, each time buying a lot of food
One time I went into a dairy (what we call convenience stores where I'm from) and spent about twenty minutes browsing snacks and such, trying to act not high. I came to realize that I'd been staring at the fridge full of chocolate milk for around five full minutes now. I grabbed one, and went to check out. The two cashiers just started pissing themselves laughing. They asked if I wanted the promotional Keychain, and I paid, took my things, and went back to the car. Nothing particularly funny about this story, but I'm surprised I remember it. I still have the Keychain though! It has memories tied to it from the first time I caught up with my brother (childhood best friend) after a decade apart. We went on a trip around my country for about 2 weeks, and I was smoking each and every one of those days with him. It was a good time.
I remember getting high and before I actually went from being stage 1 high, nothing crazy, to like stage 5. I was staring at my friends dog as he was right by my feet. And I saw him turn into a painting with the background being white tiles. That has to be the best high I’ve felt and it was insane. 10/10 recommend
you werent smoking weed if that happened.
I remember putting on my sunglasses and power walking through the grocery store ignoring everyone to escape as fast as possible
0:19 It's so accurate like at first he's listening to his thoughts and then he just tries to question the logic behind his thoughts 😂
Really dig that humor of yours! It is amazing how many subscribers you've got, although there under 10 Videos on this Channel. This truly is a sign of qualtity content.
Yes, I want to see more Videos from you, but take all the time you need.
Mostly True is also a name all your Videos relate to, a simple concept which is working out greatly.
Just stay true to that!
Big love from Germany, lad!
I remember being absolutely roasted on my couch and trying to act sober around my fam like "maybe if I get on the floor and crawl with the cats I can just scurry upstairs with them" and yea I'm not sure where I was going with that but it's funny
The added tinnitus effect is so funny. I don’t know if it was intentional to convey how smoking weed makes tinnitus louder but I got a good laugh out of it none the less 😂
Ringing effect* don't try to use words to sound smarter, you did the opposite
@@snipy5796 “Excuse me it’s acthually called the ringing effect.” ☝️🤓
The fact that they were all higher than high makes this 10x better 😭
One time we had way too many edibles because we are lightweights and I walked into a 7-11 just to get a drink because my mouth was so dry I thought I was gonna swallow my tongue. I went up to the counter with two drinks and my girlfriend hanging off my shoulder and muttered something barely recognizable to the clerk. I don't know what he thought or even said to me but I was so glad to be out of that store and interaction.
The little twist at the end had me laughing 😂 you’re going somewhere man keep it up !
Funny when you realize most of us is just narrowly avoiding each other in a panic
My first time ever smoking was dabs and I didn’t immediately feel anything so I hit that pen 2 more times. When I tell you I stood in 7 eleven for at least 20 minutes just admiring the peanut butter cookies 🥹
i remember this one time we smoked at a shortys house n i needed to get sum from my house. so my friend and i walked to my crib and on our way there and back we took the longest way possible and didnt know cus we were high af. damn near wasted 30 mins hahshahah
Last time I had edibles then went in public, I kept repeating in my mind: "you don't stink, your eyes are fine, they can't tell."
I just found your channel bro this video had me cracking up and really made my day, thank you, I’ve been having a rough day and just the fact you put a smile on my face means a lot to me.
please do more of these being high related videos they’re funny as hell😭
Even at sheetz yall, even the kitchen staff are stoned more than most of the time
Funny thing is that this is also how it is when you have social anxiety. I've been like this my whole life, never needed weed to be like this
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LOL literally every SINGLE thing about this video was accurate. xD I'm always such a paranoid mess going anywhere high but in reality, nobody gives a shit and almost everyone else is also high anyways. Haha this is good shit, my guy.
1:20 "hyei" 😂😂💀💀
At least you weren't zooted like I was two nights ago. Bro, that shit was great... melding with the couch is a lot more fun than one might think.