Wow! Flashing back to my childhood when my dad would take me to McDonald's and I had to order for him if no one who speaks Spanish was behind the register, because he didn't know a lick of English, and the cashier is wondering, "What's a 'chingadera' and 'dos bebidas'?," while my dad gets frustrated and yells, "Ayudame cabron! No sirves para nada!" at me as I try to figure out what the hell he wants. Good times!
I was having a really bad day since i woke up. Been mad all day. Sad. This clip made me cheer up. Thank you Felipe you dont understand how much this helps people. Making people laugh is a gift thank you again!!!
Bro just discovered you, I’m honored to understand your humor coming from a Mexican family from the border of az. Keep doing your thing you are even inspiring me to become a comedian and convert my crazy upbringing stories to comedy. Keep it up homie👍🏼
My parents used to make me order at McDonald's when I was five I barely learned English when I was 4 I think they did it to laugh at me but when they saw people understood me I became the manager
I have 4 kids so what I do is take the one who's up ,then when we come back and the other ones ask why I didn't take them ,I tell them they weren't up so ni modo (oh well)
We never got to go to McDonald’s! My mom was a struggling single mom raising myself and my sister. One time her brother (my Uncle Manuel) came to visit us. He wanted a ride to the store to restock his beer. I hopped in the car with my mom and my uncle Manuel, he told my mom let’s go get a burger. He took us to McDonald’s drive thru!! I was so HAPPY!!
All the videos I've seen of your stand up are SO old! I'm scrolling through my subscriptions and I see you posted a new video! I just found out about you the other day and like I said every video I've seen is old so I'm trippin right now lol
I have ignored my UA-cam channel for a long time and I'm getting some help on it now. So I'm trying to keep up a regular schedule. This clip is from my special 2 years ago called Translate This. I just filmed a new special that should be out later this year. Stay tuned.
I didn't want to Like it, because i feel bad about the fact, but I kept asking myself who he reminds me of and it turns out that was it: Here come the Men In Black! I'm so terrible!
Omg. I did this with my 5 kids. I could only afford to take one at a time out for a treat. Then, I found out that McDonald's gave out complimentary ice cream cones. What a blessing! I would take all my kids and get 5 complimentary cones and a $1 coffee for myself and drink my coffee while my kids played on the McDonald's playground. I did that for years. My kids say I'm the reason Mc Donald's stopped giving away complimentary cones. Lol
As a family of 9 and 7 kids I can totally relateeee 🤣🤣you brought memories backkkk thank you for taking me back in time to those happppy moments in my life❤️❤️😂😂bit I’m very thankful for each one of my brothers and sisters....if you are reading this Iole you sooo muchhh!!!
I always had to translate and I was a shy kid! Also when Spanish speaking relatives are watching an American movie, my cousins and I had to translate and explain almost everything!!!
This is funny cause most us Latinos were raised like that our parents didn’t try to learn even a bit of English. But props to them for coming over and giving me this good life I have. But god how I wish my father knew English.
My parents had to buy us the dollar whoppers back (1985) in the days. They would cut that whopper in four pieces to feed 4 kids. We were 7 kids in all and my parents had to scrap to feed us. It’s funny now when I remember it, but it sucks when you go through it.
That’s use to happen in my family one of us was bought food from somewhere and we had to finish the food before we got home or sometimes you would see Macdonald’s wrappers in the car and u would just know someone got lucky and was taken to McDonald’s
Personal opinion: I believe that Felipe is way funnier than fluffy. Felipe never uses fluffy for his jokes, fluffy used Felipe to build his jokes. Fluffy pela!
Hey Felipe. I used to work with you back in the days at UPS as a security guard. Do you remember? You used to have this notebook with all your jokes. How you doing?
“Large Esprite” hahhahaha I can relate
LaarCH
Sergio Palafox George Lopez did it better
"Being happy fucking HURTS!" 🤣🤭 That one hit deep.
Wow! Flashing back to my childhood when my dad would take me to McDonald's and I had to order for him if no one who speaks Spanish was behind the register, because he didn't know a lick of English, and the cashier is wondering, "What's a 'chingadera' and 'dos bebidas'?," while my dad gets frustrated and yells, "Ayudame cabron! No sirves para nada!" at me as I try to figure out what the hell he wants. Good times!
Mi Da lol I never got taken out by my parents, except to the back once a year, but is all good, I eat mcdonala every day now
Haha that shit has mi rolling lmao
My dad: Ey you, gimme a Biiig en Nasty 🤣🤣🤣
Bro going to the doctors at like age 8 translating having to get creative with how you explain bc you don't know the word in spanish
@@yayeet1739 man I was lucky that the doctor was either mexican or had someone to translate for him
I was having a really bad day since i woke up. Been mad all day. Sad. This clip made me cheer up. Thank you Felipe you dont understand how much this helps people. Making people laugh is a gift thank you again!!!
Smell Like Outside!!!!!!!!!! He is Truly funny! I like when he puts his voice real deep!
"Ordering food like a battered wife" lol
😂💀😂
That shit took me out😂😂😂😂
Every immigrant child
Lmao
All regañada and shit 😭😭😭
This vato is real af.....hes even trying to cover the mancha de grasa on his shirt with his sport coat, homeboy was enjoying his macdonas
That's what I'm sayyyin lol 💯
There's no greater offense to a child than an adult that smells like food from somewhere they have not been! Hahah!!
Absolutely. I can relate. Btw where are you from gorgeous l?
@@LuisFernando-yd3mx Mexico and the US - California and Wisconsin 😊
@@LuisFernando-yd3mx Simp city. Population: You
@@jesseruby4249 Jesse. Is that a man or a woman's name? Don't be jealous you gets no love.
Bro just discovered you, I’m honored to understand your humor coming from a Mexican family from the border of az. Keep doing your thing you are even inspiring me to become a comedian and convert my crazy upbringing stories to comedy. Keep it up homie👍🏼
Felipe, I'm going to your show tomorrow (valentines day) in visalia. Can't wait!!
Reyes The Entrepreneur BUT REYES!!!!!
But Reyes the Gas 😂
I’m in visa too that’s what’s up
Let us know how it goes!
Ayyy thanks for the Entrepreneur tips
I love how he said it “Madonna’s” just like my
Ex’s abuelo would . He also would
Say “Gualmar”
My abuelita calls it Manolas¡
To quote my father "suguey" (Subway)
@@devondelgado5911 😹🤣😹
@@devondelgado5911 don't forget Carlo's Jr ⭐
Large essprite for this fool.
Lunar Swoon esprai*
Essquirrrt
Felipe is so underrated. His podcast is awesome too
“Overdosing in happiness”- that one killed me hahaha
So relatable not taking food home cause of siblings 😂
Hi Felipe!!
I was at your show in Visalia this weekend.
It was a great show!!! Thank you for the laughs!!!
My parents used to make me order at McDonald's when I was five I barely learned English when I was 4 I think they did it to laugh at me but when they saw people understood me I became the manager
Kids are very smart. They can use a smartphone before walking.
Love that he’s using Las Cafeterias- La Bamba Rebelde as his intro me outro song
Hahaha I relate to this, grew up in a family of 11.
Tony beat you. I’m youngest of 15.
@@josh01078583 Dam bro! To big families 🍻
Youngest of 7 😁 yet nobody ever took me to McDonald’s by myself
How? Thats like 15 straight years of being pregnant/recovery
5 brothers and 3 sisters for me
The outro song is "La bamba rebelde" by las cafeteras.
I thought I was overdosing on happiness lmao 😂😂
Bro, you KILL me every time I see your shows! Keep it up carnal!
I just found this guy and he's hilarious 🤣 reminds me of a darker fluffy, also this looks like the Aztec theater 🤔🧐😅🤣🤘👏👏👏👏
@Franco Cavalli oh shit he is
Lol i laughed hard at when u said ordering food like a battered wife😂😂⚡️⚡️😂
I appreciate the counting in Nahuatl at the end
I have 4 kids so what I do is take the one who's up ,then when we come back and the other ones ask why I didn't take them ,I tell them they weren't up so ni modo (oh well)
You’re cute Af
@@sexylatinopiimp aww thank you :)
Damn bruh I was guna write that but I’ll step it up them kids need a step daddy?
I'm about to turn 18 and my parents still do this to me 😂😂
Tru Tru u got a snap?
I wish I could have Felipe at my house every weekend ,drinking at my house. 😂
We never got to go to McDonald’s! My mom was a struggling single mom raising myself and my sister. One time her brother (my Uncle Manuel) came to visit us. He wanted a ride to the store to restock his beer. I hopped in the car with my mom and my uncle Manuel, he told my mom let’s go get a burger. He took us to McDonald’s drive thru!! I was so HAPPY!!
So funny and real deal life. You are a comedian who makes me laugh without hesitation. Bravo !
All the videos I've seen of your stand up are SO old! I'm scrolling through my subscriptions and I see you posted a new video! I just found out about you the other day and like I said every video I've seen is old so I'm trippin right now lol
I have ignored my UA-cam channel for a long time and I'm getting some help on it now. So I'm trying to keep up a regular schedule. This clip is from my special 2 years ago called Translate This. I just filmed a new special that should be out later this year. Stay tuned.
@@felipeesparza So glad to hear that! Love your stand up, can't wait for more to come!
With his current look he looks like the alien’s costume from the opening scene of Men in Black.
I didn't want to Like it, because i feel bad about the fact, but I kept asking myself who he reminds me of and it turns out that was it: Here come the Men In Black!
I'm so terrible!
This guy says he doesn't tweek anymore but..... he's permanently a tweek
So freakin relatable!!! love it!
Growing up in the 70s-80s, in the rural Midwest USA, it was 40 miles to the nearest McDonald's. Any fast food chain for that matter.
Damn. I drove through Wyoming last month and it was so isolated. 40 miles means you were really in the sticks!
@@robertbaratheon2193 there were small towns closer than 40 miles.... just no fast food chains 😂😁
Omg. I did this with my 5 kids. I could only afford to take one at a time out for a treat. Then, I found out that McDonald's gave out complimentary ice cream cones. What a blessing! I would take all my kids and get 5 complimentary cones and a $1 coffee for myself and drink my coffee while my kids played on the McDonald's playground. I did that for years. My kids say I'm the reason Mc Donald's stopped giving away complimentary cones. Lol
Why did you have 5 children that you couldn't afford. Help me understand.
@@jackmccullough7501because shit happens fool
“Being happy fucking hurts” deep af 🤣
Chicano Latinos could relate haha
Kind of a losery thing to relate to but sure why not
Come Boot Cha it takes a loser to know one
literally all hispanics can tf
As a family of 9 and 7 kids I can totally relateeee 🤣🤣you brought memories backkkk thank you for taking me back in time to those happppy moments in my life❤️❤️😂😂bit I’m very thankful for each one of my brothers and sisters....if you are reading this Iole you sooo muchhh!!!
I love you foo!! one of my fave comedians. you did your dream bro, you're hilarious
Las cafeteras at the end was a nice touch
Man I related to all that shit! Had me cracking up laughing bro. Always will support your comedy. Good laughs 😆
I just discovered your comedy, and it's hilarious!
1:30 😂😂😂😂😂 deadass made me blow my bong water out
I always had to translate and I was a shy kid! Also when Spanish speaking relatives are watching an American movie, my cousins and I had to translate and explain almost everything!!!
Hell yeah. Podcast is gonna be huge
love him! "alot of room here today!"
“ HELP ME “
Lol
😍🤩🤤 Mi Felipe, your comedy comes from true life, just like ours. Oh my Lord..
Imma get fired for watching mi phone. #comedianslays
What's up with the algorithm making felipe get more popular. He deserves it
"Being happy fucking hurts"......lmao
Dead 😂😂😂😂 I’m from a big family and this is true
Maria Zayas you cute ;) glad you have a sense of humor and you enjoy my boi Felipe
No Mames pinche vato^
I like the way he walks out on stage at the beginning of each video. "I'm just here to do one joke, goodnight everybody."
Diiiick my dad would take me to mcdonalds and buy some for my siblings and not for me 🤣
lmfaooooo that's grounds for revenge
Damn I remember I saw a video of him years ago he was super funny nice to see he still going 👍🤘💯
🔥🔥🔥🔥 stand up is your gift. Podcasting is stroking it, perrito
Shout out to you from El Valle... McAllen Texas
Seven kids +McDonalds= dollar menu🤣🤣🤣
Got me gasping for air! Too good.
Dos bizmax! Lmfao bruh, that shit had me dying.
Hella funny! The realist comedian there is! FELIPE !!!!!!
Lmfao haha you're too funny
This is funny cause most us Latinos were raised like that our parents didn’t try to learn even a bit of English. But props to them for coming over and giving me this good life I have. But god how I wish my father knew English.
"Being happy fucking hurts" lmao
When burger chef closed in mass they sold burgers for 10 cents and all of us had mad burgers LMFAO
McDonald's was for the well off bahahaajah
My parents had to buy us the dollar whoppers back (1985) in the days. They would cut that whopper in four pieces to feed 4 kids. We were 7 kids in all and my parents had to scrap to feed us. It’s funny now when I remember it, but it sucks when you go through it.
Sad that people have kids they can't afford.
That music at the end is tight!
Overdosing on happiness, that I got brain freez? Happiness hurts. LMFAO!
I thought I was overdosing on happiness. Loll
Lmao someone keeps laughing extra loud 😂😂
Tocayo u HELLA funny!!!! Your taking me back reminiscing the good old days with me jefecito!!
Great job Felipe!!!
My dad went to McDonald’s and never came back before my first birthday 😂😂😂😂😂
Thanks for the video
Cant wait to meet you in el paso!!! 🤘🤘😆😆😆😆😆😆☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️
Hey Felipe, just saw you in NYC at the sony! Great job, I’ll see you again!
“Being happy fucking hurts “ 😭😭
The first brain freeze lmfaooooooooo
The cracked me tf up😂😂
Never fail to make me crack tf up!
Bro im dying of laughter over here🤣
How is it that I’m just learning about this guy!! 🤣!! Colombian & I too can relate 🤣🤣
Hes the best out there.
That’s use to happen in my family one of us was bought food from somewhere and we had to finish the food before we got home or sometimes you would see Macdonald’s wrappers in the car and u would just know someone got lucky and was taken to McDonald’s
Subscribed! Bro you're funny as hell! Im definitely gonna check out your podcast 👌
Ok the first few minutes I thought this shit was gonna be dull! 😂 the last 2 minutes I’m dying 😂 I can relate too. Colombiano here
Bis Macs. This guy is gold!!!!
He's coming to Toppenish Wa and I can't afford to go see him 😭😭😭
Felipe Esparza finna takover the game 😂😂😂😂
😳I only take one at a time cuz I'm POOR. And I only have two kids!😬😂😂
I fockin love this foo!
😂😂😂😂
Answering like a battered wife, that's sad ❗
Dam dawg! You had me cracking up! 😂 😂 😂
Personal opinion: I believe that Felipe is way funnier than fluffy. Felipe never uses fluffy for his jokes, fluffy used Felipe to build his jokes. Fluffy pela!
Different styles of comedy
Way too funny love all ya videos 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 love from 🗽😎
Looking fly in that velvet blazer, Felipe!
Brilliant!
😂 “you guys smell like outside” I used to say this to my brothers
Hey Felipe. I used to work with you back in the days at UPS as a security guard. Do you remember? You used to have this notebook with all your jokes. How you doing?
That's so cool!
Love me both. Hey #FelipeEsparza I'm your far away cousin. 😂😂😂
This guy is the next one ☝️
Omygod LITERALLY MY FAMILY BRO 😭😭😂
🤣 love it! Saw somewhere the other day that you have a podcast, how can I be on a guest on there, I'll promote the sh!t out of it. 😝🤘