It's the 1500s and you live in... (PART 2)

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  • @nenenindonu
    @nenenindonu 2 роки тому +494

    Spain and the Ottomans were the most dominant empires of that period besides the Ming Dynasty of the far east, the Portuguese although not as overall powerful were also quite influential

    • @Letnistonwandif
      @Letnistonwandif 2 роки тому +2

      What about thé Mughals.

    • @nenenindonu
      @nenenindonu 2 роки тому +49

      @@Letnistonwandif Mughals were an economic superpower but their military potential was mediocre the very reason they could take over much of the Indian subcontinent in the first place was the gunpowder support from the Ottomans

    • @JoemamaGaming-md6je
      @JoemamaGaming-md6je 2 роки тому +1

      @@nenenindonu but the Mughal was in top 3 gunpowder country, why they needed Ottoman gunpowder ?

    • @nenenindonu
      @nenenindonu 2 роки тому +29

      @@JoemamaGaming-md6je Mughals had no gunpowder prior to the establishment of the empire. Its founder Babur gained gunpowder from Ottoman Sultan Suleiman I, this helped him crush his numerically superior enemies at the Battles of Panipat and Khanwa leading to the main conquest of Northern India

    • @randomanon8631
      @randomanon8631 2 роки тому +27

      Spain was basically the world's greatest superpower from 1500's to mid 1700's, it's even funny how the spanish empire had the more liberal laws around the world until the 20th century.

  • @SneakGoblin7
    @SneakGoblin7 2 роки тому +86

    I love how the Russia one goes from happy Russian history to the utter painful scene of a man holding his son, realizing what had transpired and full of regret, remorse and pain. So much pain. Pain that will haunt a generation and leave a scar on history

    • @goncalosilva3505
      @goncalosilva3505 2 роки тому

      Can you explain that last Russian meme please?

    • @Sofia-hr8nd
      @Sofia-hr8nd 2 роки тому +20

      @@goncalosilva3505 Ivan the Terrible Kills his son

    • @SneakGoblin7
      @SneakGoblin7 2 роки тому +18

      @@goncalosilva3505 Within the painting of Ivan the Terrible and his son Ivan, the display "With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created", is a reference to the video game Morrowind, where if you kill a character essential to the main story then this message will pop up.

    • @Westpol_West
      @Westpol_West 2 роки тому +3

      Isn`t it just painting and conspiracies tho? If I remember correctly, in school we were told that his son died from some kind of disease. Yeah, there was some kind of argument between Ivan the Terrible (afwul translation of his real nickname btw, "Fearsome" or "Formidable" would be better) and his son, maybe there was even hit by Tsar, but son died almost week later from disease officially

    • @CoralCopperHead
      @CoralCopperHead 2 роки тому

      @@Westpol_West "Officially."
      There's the key word that implies a cover-up.

  • @Casual2270
    @Casual2270 2 роки тому +132

    Actually, the “powerless king and corrupt szlachta” is more like 1600’s and 1700’s. The XVI was literally the beggining of the PLC. The 17th century was the golden age of the PLC (with many signs and red flags warning about its looming downfall)

    • @Casual2270
      @Casual2270 2 роки тому +4

      @@Zaremba01 stil, the meme from the video fits more to the XVIIth century, not the 1500’s

    • @jaden36001
      @jaden36001 2 роки тому

      “Actually 🤓🤓🤓”
      Go kick some rocks it’s just a meme not some history assignment

  • @FaithfulOfBrigantia
    @FaithfulOfBrigantia 2 роки тому +133

    Portuguese Brazil by the 1500's was a very narrow stripe of land on the coastline only with like 50k people.
    Angola and Mozambique were also no more than a dozen coastal forts.
    Brazil only achieved its current size in the late 1700's and Angola/Mozambique in the late 1800's.
    But 1500 was definitely the peak of Portuguese domination of the Indian ocean, there were Portuguese fortresses and cities all over the place.
    And also the period when Portugal was at its wealthiest and most powerful.

    • @matheussanthiago9685
      @matheussanthiago9685 2 роки тому

      How the mighty have fallen

    • @Henrique____
      @Henrique____ 2 роки тому +3

      ​@@matheussanthiago9685 The Netherlands is the answer.

    • @intelektual7678
      @intelektual7678 2 роки тому +2

      @@Henrique____ Iberian Union*

    • @FaithfulOfBrigantia
      @FaithfulOfBrigantia 2 роки тому +4

      @@intelektual7678
      Portugal was doomed to fall, it is impossible to sustain and defend a global-spanning empire with a Population of 1-2Milion.
      It was already a miracle that Portugal was able to achieve as much as they did.
      The Netherlands had twice the population and 4x the wealth and their empire was significantly smaller and much shorter-lived.
      It's a miracle Portugal was even able to survive the 18-19th centuries. This was a period of peak imperialism, when the big European Empires began conquering all their small neighbours, even large and powerful realms like Poland failed to survive the 18th century.
      People might say it's because Portugal is isolated, if anything it is isolated from their friends, Portugal's enemies had easy land acess to it, Spain and France invaded Portugal by land at least 5 times each in the period between 1640 and 1820.

    • @SweetBrazyN
      @SweetBrazyN 2 роки тому

      @@FaithfulOfBrigantia well the Portuguese were backed by the pope so it’s not like they did it all on their own but I get what u mean

  • @Permskiykrai
    @Permskiykrai Рік тому +15

    > creates a youtube channel
    > drops 6 hardest historical videos of all time in 3 months
    > refuses to elaborate
    > leaves forever
    What a fucking legend

  • @boredboy1993
    @boredboy1993 2 роки тому +15

    The quality of imagery and meme here is truly excellent, well done sir.

  • @akechijubeimitsuhide
    @akechijubeimitsuhide 2 роки тому +82

    The Morrowind meme is just perfect because what followed was a clusterfuck.
    Edit: wrong helmet for Ieyasu, that's Kuroda Nagamasa!

    • @heretichistorian
      @heretichistorian  2 роки тому +9

      Ieyasu had at least three suits of armor. A golden one, his Sekigahara/Osaka armor he wore as an older man, and this style he wore earlier in life. I see it most depicted in the 1570s-80s but that could just be modern creative license. Kuroda Nagamasa had a similar helmet, but it was a popular design at the time. Thank you for your comment though!

    • @alittlepuertoricanboy1993
      @alittlepuertoricanboy1993 2 роки тому

      The whole country from the Onin War up until Hideyoshi's rise to power was a huge cluster fuck, lmao.

    • @子安貝
      @子安貝 2 роки тому

      @@heretichistorian nice

  • @alittlepuertoricanboy1993
    @alittlepuertoricanboy1993 2 роки тому +63

    The 1500s was really good to Spain, Portugal, and the Ottomans! 🤣

    • @fuop8718
      @fuop8718 2 роки тому +3

      ottomans kicked europe''s ass at preveza, djerba and ponza. but he only chose to show lepanto 💀💀💀

    • @postacrafet7876
      @postacrafet7876 2 роки тому +2

      @@fuop8718 lepanto was a greater battle than these three

    • @fuop8718
      @fuop8718 2 роки тому +3

      @@postacrafet7876 Yet it only made it 3-1, or 4-1 when including Battle of algiers. one can even argue that preveza was even greater and more important then all the mediterrenean naval battles of the 16th century

    • @wankawanka3053
      @wankawanka3053 2 роки тому +1

      @@fuop8718 yeah it kinda ended turkish expansion there for good simce they never tried to do anything big there ever again

    • @fuop8718
      @fuop8718 2 роки тому

      @@wankawanka3053 Exactly, since the new leader selim II was a sot who just told the navy to rebuild the ships that were destroyed and ignored their advice to invest in new designs and cannonwork

  • @OuttaPocketSquad
    @OuttaPocketSquad Рік тому +7

    0:00 Spain
    0:17 Poland
    0:43 England
    0:52 Russia
    1:19 Songhai
    1:30 Morocco
    1:40 Portugal
    1:51 Japan
    2:08 Ottoman

  • @sergeant_chris6209
    @sergeant_chris6209 2 роки тому +9

    The memey format can distract you from how absolutely gut wrenching the painting of Ivan killing his son is

  • @Tally-MMall
    @Tally-MMall 2 роки тому +4

    Why did your memes taught me more than my school?

  • @thechickenFarmer50
    @thechickenFarmer50 2 роки тому +8

    Viva españa mi antepasadas he estado allí desde el nacimiento y volveré de nuevo

  • @SAMSAMbI4
    @SAMSAMbI4 2 роки тому +17

    Too many noblemen. We'd probably all be peasants.

  • @Chabier-mx2mz
    @Chabier-mx2mz 2 роки тому +28

    Showing so much Spain, wich i thank a lot xd, and not showing the Tercios is a crime

    • @marty3110
      @marty3110 2 роки тому +1

      totalmente de acuerdo 🧐

  • @Raadpensionaris
    @Raadpensionaris 2 роки тому +6

    Lmao. This is great. Please do the 17th century

  • @nicford1486
    @nicford1486 2 роки тому +6

    simply amazing

  • @baszd.
    @baszd. 2 роки тому +18

    Funny how at 2:11 you put the Hungarian Holy Crown on the Byzantine emperor. (Yes, it was a gift from the Byzantine emperor to the Hungarians royals, but never worn by a Byzantine emperor.)

    • @Poznan__
      @Poznan__ 2 роки тому +2

      Why do you think it is Byzantine Emperor, not King of Hungary?

    • @mrtrollnator123
      @mrtrollnator123 2 роки тому +3

      that was not the byzantine emperor, that was tge king of hungary

  • @tsardripolasii1116
    @tsardripolasii1116 2 роки тому +44

    1:03 I seen this painting a lot does anyone know the background or history behind it?

    • @KotatkoVonDrapek
      @KotatkoVonDrapek 2 роки тому +5

      Ilya Repin

    • @Laslo_Povidlo
      @Laslo_Povidlo 2 роки тому +64

      Yes. The painting depicts the Tsar of All Russia Ivan the Terrible holding his dying son. In his old age, the king was very quick-tempered and cruel. He couldn't contain his anger. The king hit his son on the head with a rod after a quarrel and the only heir died. After that, the Rurik Dynasty ended its reign.

    • @tsardripolasii1116
      @tsardripolasii1116 2 роки тому

      @@Laslo_Povidlo damn, rip

    • @windofchaosblows
      @windofchaosblows 2 роки тому +29

      a little additional info, some argue that this painting is pure historical fiction, because some sources saying Ivan never hit his son and he fell off a horse instead (those sources seem a lot more trustworthy too) sustaining head injury, when modern day scientists uncovered their tombs his son bones were studied and while skull is indeed damaged it's hard to say how exactly that happened, but cause of death is mercury and arsenic poisoning not the injury which also does not nullify any of the two theories, but I tend to believe version when his son falls off a horse for the simple reason, this version comes from report of foreign ambassador (French if I remember correctly) while story of Ivan hitting his son comes from Russia own historical documents which could've been severally altered by nobility they hated Ivan for multiple reasons and painting him black for future generations was in their interest as a form of revenge while ambassador have no reason to lie about the incident whatsoever

    • @tsardripolasii1116
      @tsardripolasii1116 2 роки тому +3

      @@Laslo_Povidlo I thought the Rurik dynasty ended because one of the tsars died young of Illness before he could have an heir

  • @CONSTANTINEXI63
    @CONSTANTINEXI63 Рік тому +1

    Its hilarious how everywhere is the Ottoman Empire, except Otto Canada

  • @RodionRaskolnikov95
    @RodionRaskolnikov95 2 роки тому +48

    Its the year 1520 in Spain, and your king is wasting money on his coronation in a very far country...

  • @oe9288
    @oe9288 2 роки тому +5

    as a Moroccan i can confirm this representation of us is quite correct

    • @Aryadusvril
      @Aryadusvril Рік тому

      The transition from songhai to moroccans taking the songhai empire with the slaves they stumbled across is so funny to me

  • @spoopow1555
    @spoopow1555 2 роки тому +4

    1:30 love it

  • @matstermaster8086
    @matstermaster8086 Рік тому +6

    You should totally do 1600s.

    • @pogo8050
      @pogo8050 Рік тому +2

      So many interesting events unfolding all over.

  • @CH1EFBL1TZ
    @CH1EFBL1TZ 2 роки тому +14

    Could someone please be a dear and tell me which Japanese group had the triforce?

  • @Ita7233
    @Ita7233 2 роки тому +2

    amazing video mate what is the music after Prokofiev in Russia's part?

  • @Cromantien6236
    @Cromantien6236 Рік тому

    My boy 1:48 us Portuguese despite a smaller country we were able to create impactful empire . Proud to be Portuguese

  • @ivoernstsen7819
    @ivoernstsen7819 7 місяців тому +1

    I'm still not here😢

  • @hiraveefe
    @hiraveefe 2 роки тому +13

    Nice video ❤️🇹🇷

    • @zekiiiaddnn
      @zekiiiaddnn 2 роки тому

      Neresi nice video aq bizi kötülemiş

  • @cameron1866
    @cameron1866 2 роки тому

    that EU3 music hitting me right in the feels mang

  • @shaftanton3844
    @shaftanton3844 Рік тому

    2:10 OMG My eyes.......! This is one of the cursed scenes I've ever seen 😆 😂 😆 😂 😆 😂 😆 😂 😆

  • @NandoCristino
    @NandoCristino 2 роки тому +2

    OMFG this is so goood

  • @vladays9377
    @vladays9377 2 роки тому

    0:01 a moment of musical nostalgia

  • @CasualOdi
    @CasualOdi 2 роки тому +1

    With every creation of thine, I am further enriched.

  • @drewbakka5265
    @drewbakka5265 2 роки тому +1

    Are the stars in the Russian flag a reference to a specific consolation?

  • @oolooo
    @oolooo 2 роки тому +2

    Hispanic Chads integrating a hundred nations into their Empire and fusing with them to make prosperous Provinces filled with Cultural richness

    • @hueytlahtoani1304
      @hueytlahtoani1304 2 роки тому

      Prosperous Latin America lmao.

    • @bliecoug1029
      @bliecoug1029 2 роки тому

      @@hueytlahtoani1304Yes it was prosperous until well the 18 century

    • @hueytlahtoani1304
      @hueytlahtoani1304 Рік тому

      @@bliecoug1029 After colonization it was always an underdeveloped shithole.

  • @EmilSvenssonJohansson
    @EmilSvenssonJohansson Рік тому +1

    Why is sweden not mensioned in this?

  • @CH1EFBL1TZ
    @CH1EFBL1TZ 2 роки тому +4

    In the end, the Ottomans died the way they lived....drowning in puuntang

  • @neckripperoni
    @neckripperoni 2 роки тому +1

    Spaniards: So much fuc*ing oro! The king will love it!
    The entirety of Christendom will envy us for the sheer amount of gold we have!
    >he doesn't know

    • @bliecoug1029
      @bliecoug1029 Рік тому

      Spain was not able to deliver gold from a continent to other because le england and purates so it mostly staid in the americas

  • @bliecoug1029
    @bliecoug1029 Рік тому

    0:44 most of the spanish ships came back to spain most of these survived

  • @kubilayyucal3713
    @kubilayyucal3713 2 роки тому

    2.07 💪🏼 YES!

  • @toffitagufa8777
    @toffitagufa8777 2 роки тому

    What did the last part mean?

  • @kompatybilijny9348
    @kompatybilijny9348 2 роки тому

    I really think this video should have an extremely swag Landsknecht bullying Ottomans over Vienna.

  • @petertokes-bodor2506
    @petertokes-bodor2506 2 роки тому +1

    Please make one with Hungary

  • @Ayman-Munir
    @Ayman-Munir 8 місяців тому

    What was that morrocan song

  • @chankaishi8970
    @chankaishi8970 2 роки тому +3

    top

  • @laogamachilisauce
    @laogamachilisauce 2 роки тому +3

    1:05 music?

  • @ilovekedy3
    @ilovekedy3 2 роки тому +2

    Ottoman Empire be like: this arabs are sooooo weak......but İslam guud

  • @madmanrunaway666
    @madmanrunaway666 2 роки тому

    Japan - On this episode of Gangland

  • @MongolianMuslim
    @MongolianMuslim 2 роки тому +5

    Ottomans was the strongest empire of 1500s

  • @TudorMickeyMouse
    @TudorMickeyMouse 2 роки тому

    Nice

  • @papazataklaattiranimam
    @papazataklaattiranimam 2 роки тому +15

    THE TURKS AND THE WEST.
    Europe stood in awe of the Ottomans who crushed many states and conquered vast territories, going, as all patriotic Turks will proudly point out, "all the way to the gates of Vienna." European literature is replete with the depictions of the Turk as the hated enemy. The English often thought of the Turk as awe-inspiring and destructive. Thomas Fuller wrote in The Holy Warre (1639): "The Turkish Empire is the greatest... the sun ever saw. ...Grass springeth not where the grand signior's horse setteth his foot."

    • @lookatthis9972
      @lookatthis9972 2 роки тому +5

      Yeah, cope all you want, look where they are now.

    • @EMPEROR299
      @EMPEROR299 2 роки тому +1

      @@lookatthis9972 The three ambitions of his son Suleyman the Magnificent(1520-66)reported Busbecq(Hungarian ambassador)in his letters, were to complete his mosque,restore the Roman aqueducts to give Constantinople a good water supply,and conquer Vienna. busbecq conveys some strain that Europe felt at an other sign of " the anger of Heaven " against Christians,such as Atilla of old and Taimur of recent vintage:
      Suleyman stands before us with all the terror inspired by his own successes and those of his ancestors; he over runs the plain of Hungary with 200,000 horsemen; he threatens Austria; he menaces the rest of Germany; he brings in his train all the nations that dwell between here and Persian frontier....Like a thunderbolt he smites,shatters and destroys whatever stands in his way; he is at the head of veteran troops and a highly trained army, which is accustomed to to his leadership; he spreads far and wide the terror of his name. He roars like a lion along our frontier, seeking to break through, now here,now there.

    • @Zeldaytal
      @Zeldaytal 2 роки тому +5

      Everytime they faced a major power they lost.

    • @EMPEROR299
      @EMPEROR299 2 роки тому

      @@lookatthis9972 ottomans dont cope buddy, an empire that at its peak, fought against multiple other gunpowder empires that were allied against it all by itself is an unchallangable feat to be honest. europe only gained the upperhand when ottomans were on rapid decline for various reasons, plus attacks from all sides from various empires as well as revolts from within and much more as well as europeans colonizing preying on the new world peoples.

    • @lookatthis9972
      @lookatthis9972 2 роки тому +1

      @@Zeldaytal yeah, it's easy to win against a weaker opponent, even easier to boast about it.

  • @omarfoxy4372
    @omarfoxy4372 9 місяців тому

    morocco ❤❤❤

  • @georgeheld1901
    @georgeheld1901 2 роки тому +1

    Who’s this at 1:05???

    • @bomzhhh
      @bomzhhh 2 роки тому +3

      Ivan the terrible, who murdered his only son in a drunken rage, ending the Rurikid Dynasty and causing a civil war, causing one of, if not the worst period in russian history by far (look up time of troubles)

  • @akashpatro9393
    @akashpatro9393 Рік тому

    I mean after Suleiman most of the Sultans were mere figureheads of Eunuchs and harems

  • @Diversus100
    @Diversus100 Рік тому +1

    Again russia? No sir, its muscovy.

  • @michap5692
    @michap5692 2 роки тому

    Not really. 1500s were Polish golden age. Scene from video is accurate, but for 1600s or 1700s

  • @Joestarj
    @Joestarj 2 роки тому

    It's the 2000s and you live in iran

  • @peppyhydra4544
    @peppyhydra4544 2 роки тому +4

    is that fucking Jojo?

  • @marty3110
    @marty3110 2 роки тому +1

    Spain TOP 1🤑🤑🤑

  • @petertokes-bodor2506
    @petertokes-bodor2506 2 роки тому

    Here is the Kingdom of Hungary?

  • @lamont3803
    @lamont3803 2 роки тому

    Missed opportunities for song selection

  • @nlg7188
    @nlg7188 2 роки тому

    You can tell this was made by spanish.

  • @carolusrex7627
    @carolusrex7627 2 роки тому

    How come you dont did Sweden 1600s

  • @JackTheMarigold
    @JackTheMarigold 2 роки тому

    What is the meaning of 1:03 ?

    • @tommytells370
      @tommytells370 2 роки тому +5

      Ivan the terrible murdered his only son In a fit of rage. The Rurik dynasty ended after Ivan’s death which led to the time of troubles and civil war.

    • @Какой-тоКактус
      @Какой-тоКактус 2 роки тому

      @@tommytells370 he was not Ivan's only son.

  • @RodrighoPS3
    @RodrighoPS3 Рік тому

    0:16 xd

  • @omarfoxy4372
    @omarfoxy4372 2 роки тому

    1:33 morocco baby

  • @HVLLOW99
    @HVLLOW99 2 роки тому +2

    In 1556:
    Charles I (Spain)
    Suleiman the Magnif. (Ottomans)
    Akbar the Great (Mughals)
    All ruled at the same time.

  • @jeronimo4069
    @jeronimo4069 2 роки тому

    Poco se habla de la contrarmada inglesa

  • @isimsizanimator1291
    @isimsizanimator1291 2 роки тому

    1:57 oda nobugana bayb

  • @nabielbuyhaqi6883
    @nabielbuyhaqi6883 2 роки тому

    You must Invite majapahit empire from Indonesia

  • @samsaliba1532
    @samsaliba1532 Рік тому

    🇲🇹? :)

  • @_berat.ugur_3089
    @_berat.ugur_3089 2 роки тому

    Based Ottomans

  • @goncalosoaresjackson
    @goncalosoaresjackson 2 роки тому +1

    Im Portuguese

  • @papazataklaattiranimam
    @papazataklaattiranimam 2 роки тому +1

    🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

  • @theghosttypegreninja8851
    @theghosttypegreninja8851 2 роки тому

    If y’all didn’t notice some of the Japanese straw hats had symbols such as the tri-force and windows

  • @tomasbeltran04050
    @tomasbeltran04050 2 роки тому +1

    Hi

  • @ford4304
    @ford4304 2 роки тому

    Да бедные ханства пали от России больше не облодая мошю каторой облодали во времена Чингиз хана

  • @durano7184
    @durano7184 2 роки тому +1

    Polska

  • @spitalhelles3380
    @spitalhelles3380 2 роки тому +1

    ming

  • @Uartig
    @Uartig 2 роки тому

    USA is the best:
    Reallity
    Lmao 60+ of american is homeless L

  • @ogladaczr.t.3168
    @ogladaczr.t.3168 2 роки тому +9

    Ahhh, nothing like a good ol' diss at Poo-land

    • @jarekwrzosek2048
      @jarekwrzosek2048 2 роки тому +1

      Zły to ptak co własne gniazdo kala. Just sayin'.

    • @NazarTimofeyev
      @NazarTimofeyev 2 роки тому +1

      @@jarekwrzosek2048 Indeed. Jak sobie pościelesz, tak się wyśpisz.

    • @ogladaczr.t.3168
      @ogladaczr.t.3168 2 роки тому +1

      @@NazarTimofeyev jasne jasne a gdzie z deszczu, tam nie ma co jeść. powiedzonkami każdy se może sypać. Polska historycznie wtedy właśnie zaczynała się zawalać i tyle

  • @RivoFoshizzo
    @RivoFoshizzo 2 роки тому

    OttoCanada

  • @alexkuzmenko2008
    @alexkuzmenko2008 2 роки тому

    there wasn't no russia in 1500s litlle child, was Moscowia))

  • @llleewwwisss
    @llleewwwisss 2 роки тому +4

    First

  • @pliniojr95
    @pliniojr95 2 роки тому

    This video is so inaccurate.

  • @redlion45
    @redlion45 Рік тому +1

    Ceddin deden neslin baban

  • @ivoernstsen7819
    @ivoernstsen7819 7 місяців тому

    I'm still not here😢