This is sage, a hypo granite burmese python Taking a drink shortly after a cage cleaning and getting to stretch out in the house for an hour or so. Enjoy!
It seemed more like that Snake wasn't having any of it. Most snakes don't appreciate pets and don't even recognize their mother let alone their human owner
@@slaydog5102 yeah, because snakes are not smart enough to feel affection or feel attached to humans like dogs or cats, still, Snakes make a better pet than cats because they're easy to take care of, and they won't destroy your couch. I invite you to handle a snake one day, you'll see other reasons people are getting them more these days.
I LOVE the contact to the snake before you began handling it. Not all kept snakes are this friendly, but snakes that tend to strike when you first open their enclosure likely think they're getting fed. Many snake owners will gently tap or touch their snake before handling it to let them know that it is handling time and not feeding time. This way, you will have fewer chances of getting mistaken for a meal when spending time with your beautiful noodle :)
Same. I have an axanthic florida kingsnake and I always tap or pet on her body before handling, letting her know I’m not here for feeding. However it’s best not to touch either the head or the tail at first contact, it will make the snake irritated thus provoking it to attack lol
Yea, i have two yearling ball pythons named Robski and Eliza, they always think their getting fed, i just use a snake hook for em, their both sweethearts tho an i love em
My ball python was a kid was the most friendly snake. His name was Kobalt, when I would stick my finger on the bottom of his tank, he would wrap his himself around my hand, then all the way into my sleeve, out my shirt collar and behind my ear like a glasses cam. He would watch T.V. with me like that.
I would run and get the hell out of there if a snake spoke French to me. Not because the snake spoke or I have a fear of snakes. Its just a totally metal species on this planet went pussified. (snakes dont have vocals of course but if they did any other language would be fine)
@@Wayne_Szalinski So, what about it? Gonna call the cops just because allegedly he isn't taking care of his beautiful snake? What makes you think that you got that "power"
I had this experience with a cat within the last year or so. Just before my elderly cat passed, my dad said he didn't want another cat... and then another cat started hanging around. Since then, we've adopted her and my dad can't get enough of her 😂
I had a python years ago she was a sweetheart, never ever bit me once just wanted to feel my warmth, as long as I agreed to that we were inseparable! Miss her big time!
@@theacro3472 Actualy.... yes but no XD she's right for example Japanese Tiger Keelback snake is poisonous AND venomous... soo there is couple poisonous snake in the world.😊😁
They probably just dont want poison in their veins...or....wrapped around losing all strengths they have and get eaten slowly Just....giving you my perspective of things.... I dont hate them, at all....this is one of the reason being Just afraid..... Because i dont know how to be friendly with it without trying.... But if i try i could get some unwanted things And since i'm shaky and anxious of failing in trying new things...i dont want to risk it I have petted one in a zoo though! Had a moment of relief It did wrapped around me which triggered my scaredy cat flight mode How do any of y'all get comfotable around it and not have any fear of being its prey? I know that "if it doesnt think you're trying to kill it, it wont hurt you" (by friend). But i feel like every wild animal will initiate defense mode once you're even existing around them...
Short of an anaconda no other snake is large enough to even attempt to eat you. As for venomous snakes you wouldn't randomly pet one that's owned unless the owner is completely inept. Your fears are justifiable but nothing you need to worry about. Although don't let larger constrictors near your near unless you 1.) Know the snake well 2.) Have it's handler near by. But again you'd never need to worry about anything but maybe a bit if you made it mad. At worst a stitch or two. But they are to small to deal a lot of damage
@@GengUpinIpin Umm, hope this fact helps, but the largest snake in the world couldn’t eat a adult human even if it wanted to. They are simply not big enough. And also, for most animals, humans are skin and bone and eating you isnt worth it.
@@seraphywang4638 cool beans, does that mean i can face head on when a snake is in my kitchen? (Like ok still cautious of the snake itself but think of it as very rarely snake can one shot you dead?)
yes! i think it's due to their incredibly strong muscles. have you ever seen those athletes that can grip a pole and, by using their abs, raise and hold themselves into the air? i'm sure that's what snakes do as well; after all, they don't have arms or legs, so their core strength is probably insane
Beware of the Florida Man of the Everglades and his "Yoink"! Legend has it, he's still threading the forests barefoot, scaring swamp puppies, all that while looking for that 20ft burmese python!
Fun fact. there is no confirmation anywhere that the snake in Eden was Satan. In fact, in the past it was thought to be Lilith. This is why in a lot of art the snake is portrayed to be a woman.
@@expertoflizardcorrugation3967 who the heck is Lilith? dude literally the Bible tells you straight up it was Satan controlling that snake. I'dk where you got this information
@@hirotashi5950... except for that it has never said that at any point. Lilith is most specifically referred to in Jewish mythology, but they are often referred to as the first wife of Adam. Leaving Eden after refusing to be subservient to Adam. also seen as a profoundly evil figure, but neither are confirmed to have been the snake of Eden either way. If you want to use Mythology as a justification for the unjustified hatred of snakes I can easily just say the following. The snake was punished was it not? Cursed to crawl on its belly evermore? punished to lay eggs. And if the snake was indeed controlled by any outside force then A- it wasn't the snake that did anything B- The snake got cursed for no reason.
@Shasvin Puvanesvaran I'm aware of those stories; they just didn't seem relevant, so I didn't care to bring them up. I just like Trivia. Religious texts are great for trivia because A- there's loads of it and B- people actually care about it. Most of the world follows one religion or another(some variant of catholicism or Islam mostly) and some of them are really invested in their texts, and it's fun to see how they react to new interesting info. Btw maybe I'm mistaken, but I was always under the impression that it was Yahweh as opposed to Yehwah, but I guess either could be as If memory serves the original translation was JHVH which was later corrected to YHWH.
@@expertoflizardcorrugation3967 Idk man but all of the 5 Bibles and adjacent texts I've read, including Catechisms pretty clearly imply it was Satan, even the Talmud etc. I've also never read any implications that it would have been Lilith. Lilith is an Owl dude. Not a snake. She has never, as far back as is visible, been a serpent. She was around long before the Bible and was a Screech Owl. She was never associated with snakes. Satan was. It's borderline integral to the Abrahamic religions' theology and creation myths that it was Satan. Absence of explicit confirmation isn't really a thing that matters in theology given that it's expressly metaphysical and metaphorical. Since the birth of Christ and long before did Abrahamic followers consider serpents evil and manifestations of the "Big Bad" whatever incarnation that sect had as the Big Chungus of Bad Dudes, they likened to a snake. Lilith is apocryphal at this point as well. Insofar as Christianity is concerned, she may as well have never even existed and isn't canonical to their telling of Eden. Even in Judaism we don't really even talk about her possible existence. She never shows up except in reference to older creation myths, and isn't even told as his wife anymore. She's the She-Demon. The primordial first. Lilith actually pretty much only exists in the Talmud. Making her an explicitly Jewish aspect. She's not in the Tanakh. And in the Tanakh it's pretty clearly Satan that takes the form of a serpent. In the Talmud Lilith is either a she-demon, or Adam's first wife, expelled for her evil and turned into a demon off-screen. Lilith being the serpent has never been even a credible belief to theologians as far back as you can go. She was either a demon from the start, or was Adam's first wife, expelled for sin and turned demon. She's never implied to have returned to Eden because the Big Cheese Upstairs expressly made it impossible.
Fun fact: snakes can be friendly but when they see something they don’t know they get very scared and probably think your going to eat it so They defend it’s self but if you show it that your friendly, then it won’t see you as a predator
Cobras and black mambas act the same it’s just when people get to close it doesn’t know if your a predator so it goes in a defensive state to tell you leave it be
I have a super chill carpet python and she loves to move around my shoulders and on top of my head. She always tries to support herself on my hat or glasses which never goes well 😂 When i got home after a 3 week holiday overseas, she lunged out at me and wrapped really tightly around my arm. She had never done that before. I think it's a sign she missed me!
Well, pythons are a constrictor snake, meaning they squeeze their prey to death, but typically, a python would wrap itself around its prey’s body, so yeah, I would agree.
Honestly, snakes with eyelids would freak me out. I've seen it done in movies, uncanny as hell. That's why I'm not the biggest fan of legless lizards. I like the beady eyed stare.
@@imapomegranate9955 don't you know snake use their thousands of tini tiny invisible legs to walk? People these day can't educate themself about animals smh 😤
I don't know why but watching snakes drink water will forever be one of the cutest and most fascinating things to me. I never even saw a snake drink water before I owned my own and it caught me so off guard, "Like of course they drink water...but oh my god why is it so adorable?!?!?"
All snakes do that. It's a sign of stress and usually results in a bite. The reason they do that is because snakes smell with their tongue so they do the long lick to get the most information possible
Well short of coiling up and literally bearing it's teeth and hissing, how else are they supposed to express emotion with no expressive facial muscles?
@@insertnamehere8723 even if it did have all the weird ligments and muscles people have in our faces, humans are the only species that smiles out of happiness. Others do it because they are scared or because the carry malicious intent.
My family owned a Burmese when I was little. His name was Harley. Around the time I was first born, he was put in my crib and just curled around me (not tight, just wanted to be friends). As I got older, I liked to sit and watch him. Such a cool snake. We had to give him away when I was about 8 or 9. He was getting too big and we couldn't afford a bigger case for him. We gave him to a lady that owned a big animal farm. I hope he had the adventure of a lifetime there. Edit: I would appreciate if people leave my parents alone, please. I just wanted to share a story and I am STILL getting responses from a comment I made months ago that I have mostly forgotten about. Harley was a good snake and I will forever talk highly about him. Kindly take your opinions about my parents elsewhere.
@@Ymiriel I was about 8 or 9 when that happened, so I'm not entirely sure, but I know my parents would want him to go somewhere nice, so I'm sure it was an actual farm
That creature is soooo stoked to be living in a box 1/3rd it's length! Keep up the good work! The world needs more people like you! Why would it ever want to go anywhere or even extend its full length? So much better in an empty box with a bowl of water! We can all tell you really love and respect animals!
I feel like all snakes are friendly when you get used to them. I once caught a wild snake, petted it for a few minutes, then it chilled down, and it would just slither around in my hand.
*human touches snake*
Snake: hey! Woah!
*human pets snake*
Snake: forever friend
00:58
I don’t know why your interpretation of the snake made me laugh so much. Thanks for the comment.
For some reason I read it as "woman touches snake" then saw the hairy arm and was like "whoa that chick is hairy!"
Called tap training. Makes sure the snake isn't in food or defence mode before you interact with it.
Of course he’s friendly, he is a very fed noodle.
You deserve 100+ likes
A v thicc noodle
@@dimplevalencia3541 he got the likes😎
@Let's Get This Over With Yesh
😂😂🤣😂
Snek: What is this
Hooman: Affection
Snek: Disgusting, do it again
No, that’s just human reproduction
@@python6872 🤓
@@python6872unfunny
@@python6872 🤨🤨
It seemed more like that Snake wasn't having any of it. Most snakes don't appreciate pets and don't even recognize their mother let alone their human owner
As a junior Python programmer, I can confirm this is 50% of our daily activity.
So u get to program the pythons? Can u please update mine to have affection? Everyone else has one
This python is in version 2.35 it seems
Animals: _exist_
Human: *PET*
*P E T*
*P E T*
Alternate universe:
Humans: exist
Animal: pet
*P E T*
*PET*
“That’s right human...I gain your trust...and then I ESCAPE”
.....video came out 2 years ago, where did the extra 16 years come from??
18 years ago is part of the account name
@@Scoutpups282 dam i was half asleep
@@Scoutpups282 dang
@@xo7928 I almost fell for it too
I'm typically terrified of snakes, but this one honestly just seems gentle, loving and curious.
It looked annoyed to me when he kept pushing it back into the cage.
It doesn't love him
@@slaydog5102well reptiles don't show that much affection like a dog or a cat
I hope 2 years later you no longer have that irrational fear
@@slaydog5102 yeah, because snakes are not smart enough to feel affection or feel attached to humans like dogs or cats, still, Snakes make a better pet than cats because they're easy to take care of, and they won't destroy your couch. I invite you to handle a snake one day, you'll see other reasons people are getting them more these days.
I LOVE the contact to the snake before you began handling it. Not all kept snakes are this friendly, but snakes that tend to strike when you first open their enclosure likely think they're getting fed. Many snake owners will gently tap or touch their snake before handling it to let them know that it is handling time and not feeding time. This way, you will have fewer chances of getting mistaken for a meal when spending time with your beautiful noodle :)
I think snakes can strike due to stress or irritation. So if a snake flexes back away from your hands twice, just let it be.
Same. I have an axanthic florida kingsnake and I always tap or pet on her body before handling, letting her know I’m not here for feeding.
However it’s best not to touch either the head or the tail at first contact, it will make the snake irritated thus provoking it to attack lol
Yea, i have two yearling ball pythons named Robski and Eliza, they always think their getting fed, i just use a snake hook for em, their both sweethearts tho an i love em
@@DrugJangSu My mom has a Florida king too! shes a butt tho-
“Snakes are terrifying, I’d never want one as a pet!”
Snake: -derp-
You should look at hognose snakes. Those things are the kings of derp
Derp
@@toddoverholt4556 You should look up the Arabian Sand Boa. THOSE are the snake kings of derp.
Ever heard of Arabian sand boa?
My ball python was a kid was the most friendly snake. His name was Kobalt, when I would stick my finger on the bottom of his tank, he would wrap his himself around my hand, then all the way into my sleeve, out my shirt collar and behind my ear like a glasses cam. He would watch T.V. with me like that.
Now-a-days, Snakes are becoming friends and Friends are becoming Snakes.
Padmaja Ray LMAO TRUTH
TRUTH BITJ
Preach it
Deep
Agree.
"How do you know he's friendly?"
Handler: "Are you being crushed and swallowed right now?"
😱 "No!"
Handler: "Then he's friendly"
Aww I love his little "hiss" at 1:03 ❤
Man: * touches the cage *
Python: *b o n j o u r*
😂😂😂
More like : *it's dinner time from the mortal*
I would run and get the hell out of there if a snake spoke French to me.
Not because the snake spoke or I have a fear of snakes.
Its just a totally metal species on this planet went pussified.
(snakes dont have vocals of course but if they did any other language would be fine)
Me: Comment ça va?
(my French may be a bit off because I'm still learning 😅)
Bonjour
“Omg snakes are so scary”
The snake:
o ____ o
It's not snake, it's python, not venomous animal.
@@marisbury pythons are not snakes ?
@@marisbury bruh, pythons are snakes
@@Sword_pudding no, pythons are non venomous reptiles, they are closer to tortoises than snakes. Snakes are venomous.
@@marisbury some snakes can be non venomous
She looks so friendly. She needs a much bigger enclosure with space to climb and stretch out her body. 🐍❤️
Eventually I'll build enclosures/spaces where they can stay outdoors 24-7 during the warmer months
She?
@@drthik1
Oh thank goodness!
@@drthik1 this video was made 2018, and you say eventually in 2023, its been stuck in that small space all that time?
@@Wayne_Szalinski So, what about it? Gonna call the cops just because allegedly he isn't taking care of his beautiful snake? What makes you think that you got that "power"
You see a friendly snake, I see a mild mannered one that's being irritated. lol
Im so glad im not the only one. being a new snake owner, even i could see the distress this snake was in. And that husbandry needs so much work
*"My sir, I guarantee you that something is wrong with your cat"*
It's a dog dilweed
@@azgoodra It's a neko nimrod
@@PixyMontoya y’all are oblivious fools, it’s a giraffe 💀
@@e_jiuu nah I’m pretty sure it’s a frog
@@tylersfam7615 you fool, it's a very long cat
Dad: Doesn't want Burmese Python.
Family: Gets it anyways
Dad and Burmese Python:
lol
Yup
Totally a normal pet to get.
@@SuperIntenseGamer ok SuperIntenseGamer v1
I had this experience with a cat within the last year or so. Just before my elderly cat passed, my dad said he didn't want another cat... and then another cat started hanging around. Since then, we've adopted her and my dad can't get enough of her 😂
I’m crying he looks so friendly
I had a python years ago she was a sweetheart, never ever bit me once just wanted to feel my warmth, as long as I agreed to that we were inseparable! Miss her big time!
What type of python was she and how big?
What people think sneks are: poisonous, dangerous etc
What sneks really are: • 👅• blep
Venomous * there's a massive difference
Venemous
@@theacro3472 Actualy.... yes but no XD she's right for example Japanese Tiger Keelback snake is poisonous AND venomous... soo there is couple poisonous snake in the world.😊😁
@@saskasamara128 well yeah but i m assuming that the person meant venom
XD
When he opens the door the snake just goes like
“oh hi”
“Food?”
“no food? ah alright human”
“why are you touching me”
“oh no”
Pizza
Hot dogs
spaghetti
Chad Lobster
alright listen here chief I'm gonna request you go be Michael Jackson somewhere else
This whole conversation is so underrated 😂👌
who's da good boi who tricked Eve into eating da forbidden fruit? yOU diD, yes YoU diD UwU
No, that's a serpent not a snake(pretend its not the same thing)
I would die for this baby. I'll never understand why some people tell me snakes aren't adorable. Hope I can get a hognose one day!
They probably just dont want poison in their veins...or....wrapped around losing all strengths they have and get eaten slowly
Just....giving you my perspective of things....
I dont hate them, at all....this is one of the reason being
Just afraid.....
Because i dont know how to be friendly with it without trying....
But if i try i could get some unwanted things
And since i'm shaky and anxious of failing in trying new things...i dont want to risk it
I have petted one in a zoo though! Had a moment of relief
It did wrapped around me which triggered my scaredy cat flight mode
How do any of y'all get comfotable around it and not have any fear of being its prey?
I know that "if it doesnt think you're trying to kill it, it wont hurt you" (by friend). But i feel like every wild animal will initiate defense mode once you're even existing around them...
Short of an anaconda no other snake is large enough to even attempt to eat you. As for venomous snakes you wouldn't randomly pet one that's owned unless the owner is completely inept.
Your fears are justifiable but nothing you need to worry about. Although don't let larger constrictors near your near unless you 1.) Know the snake well
2.) Have it's handler near by.
But again you'd never need to worry about anything but maybe a bit if you made it mad. At worst a stitch or two. But they are to small to deal a lot of damage
*neck
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@@GengUpinIpin
Umm, hope this fact helps, but the largest snake in the world couldn’t eat a adult human even if it wanted to. They are simply not big enough. And also, for most animals, humans are skin and bone and eating you isnt worth it.
@@seraphywang4638 cool beans, does that mean i can face head on when a snake is in my kitchen? (Like ok still cautious of the snake itself but think of it as very rarely snake can one shot you dead?)
I love that snakes just casually defy gravity they're so cool
yes! i think it's due to their incredibly strong muscles. have you ever seen those athletes that can grip a pole and, by using their abs, raise and hold themselves into the air? i'm sure that's what snakes do as well; after all, they don't have arms or legs, so their core strength is probably insane
Snakes are 90 percent muscles and they allot 90 percent of energy of using their muscles so snakes are strong as fvck.
Sneak have beeg muscles
How?
snakes are so cool
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly he's not hungry yet so he doesn't see you as a snacc
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Ayyy lol
THEONE she*
Key word YET
Dead. ☠️😂
Beware of the Florida Man of the Everglades and his "Yoink"! Legend has it, he's still threading the forests barefoot, scaring swamp puppies, all that while looking for that 20ft burmese python!
Bible: snakes are the very embodyments of satan himself
Snakes:
Fun fact. there is no confirmation anywhere that the snake in Eden was Satan. In fact, in the past it was thought to be Lilith. This is why in a lot of art the snake is portrayed to be a woman.
@@expertoflizardcorrugation3967 who the heck is Lilith? dude literally the Bible tells you straight up it was Satan controlling that snake. I'dk where you got this information
@@hirotashi5950... except for that it has never said that at any point. Lilith is most specifically referred to in Jewish mythology, but they are often referred to as the first wife of Adam. Leaving Eden after refusing to be subservient to Adam. also seen as a profoundly evil figure, but neither are confirmed to have been the snake of Eden either way.
If you want to use Mythology as a justification for the unjustified hatred of snakes I can easily just say the following. The snake was punished was it not? Cursed to crawl on its belly evermore? punished to lay eggs.
And if the snake was indeed controlled by any outside force then
A- it wasn't the snake that did anything
B- The snake got cursed for no reason.
@Shasvin Puvanesvaran I'm aware of those stories; they just didn't seem relevant, so I didn't care to bring them up. I just like Trivia. Religious texts are great for trivia because A- there's loads of it and B- people actually care about it. Most of the world follows one religion or another(some variant of catholicism or Islam mostly) and some of them are really invested in their texts, and it's fun to see how they react to new interesting info. Btw maybe I'm mistaken, but I was always under the impression that it was Yahweh as opposed to Yehwah, but I guess either could be as If memory serves the original translation was JHVH which was later corrected to YHWH.
@@expertoflizardcorrugation3967 Idk man but all of the 5 Bibles and adjacent texts I've read, including Catechisms pretty clearly imply it was Satan, even the Talmud etc.
I've also never read any implications that it would have been Lilith. Lilith is an Owl dude. Not a snake. She has never, as far back as is visible, been a serpent. She was around long before the Bible and was a Screech Owl. She was never associated with snakes. Satan was. It's borderline integral to the Abrahamic religions' theology and creation myths that it was Satan.
Absence of explicit confirmation isn't really a thing that matters in theology given that it's expressly metaphysical and metaphorical. Since the birth of Christ and long before did Abrahamic followers consider serpents evil and manifestations of the "Big Bad" whatever incarnation that sect had as the Big Chungus of Bad Dudes, they likened to a snake.
Lilith is apocryphal at this point as well. Insofar as Christianity is concerned, she may as well have never even existed and isn't canonical to their telling of Eden. Even in Judaism we don't really even talk about her possible existence. She never shows up except in reference to older creation myths, and isn't even told as his wife anymore.
She's the She-Demon. The primordial first. Lilith actually pretty much only exists in the Talmud. Making her an explicitly Jewish aspect. She's not in the Tanakh. And in the Tanakh it's pretty clearly Satan that takes the form of a serpent. In the Talmud Lilith is either a she-demon, or Adam's first wife, expelled for her evil and turned into a demon off-screen.
Lilith being the serpent has never been even a credible belief to theologians as far back as you can go. She was either a demon from the start, or was Adam's first wife, expelled for sin and turned demon. She's never implied to have returned to Eden because the Big Cheese Upstairs expressly made it impossible.
Fun fact: snakes can be friendly but when they see something they don’t know they get very scared and probably think your going to eat it so They defend it’s self but if you show it that your friendly, then it won’t see you as a predator
I mean, you re kind of right.
+Tiger Paws I'd add to that if you smell like a prey animal it _will_ bite you so wash your hands if they do. :)
Tiger Paws æ
Cobras and black mambas act the same it’s just when people get to close it doesn’t know if your a predator so it goes in a defensive state to tell you leave it be
@Oh me :0 It's possible. I have seen people become friends with Cobras. Not sure about Black Mambas though.
he s only friendly until *you tell him about javascript*
Saitama 😂
What about python
Lmao 😂
Lol saitama why are you smiling at marugori
Hey, saitama can you punch me really hard real quick
so glad someone risked their life to hold this snake for the first time in history so we can have them as pets today
so cute. this python loves people it considers to love 24/7
Your python's expression:
o __.__ o
Looks friendly indeed!
it's more like °ㅅ°
@@miojinhos 🤣🤣 that is right
Friendly enough to eat your pinkie!! Bff
why don't u kiss it
@@lazarlol4132 ok
"I'm leaving"
"No you're not."
"Very well"
Smooth like butta😈 so fast as I go with orrada🙈 barra barra barra😤 thats a sound of my mini arroba👹
@@afadamfam4447 are you high
@@sillyBale im the highest in the room
@@sillyBale that answers your question
@@afadamfam4447 sir you are under arest
I've never seen such a polite snake.
Ball Pythons are far nicer and more chill, this snake is a bit jumpy and doesn't really care to be handled much it seems.
What a friendly lil snoot! Cutie noodle ❤
Thats where the trouble began
That smile...
1:09
*That damn smile*
Pancakez Drawz weird reference but okay
Videos like these make snakes some of my favorite reptiles
:3
Where is that from?! I heard it before lol
silesh sowman If I’m not mistaken I think it’s a reference from 13 Reasons Why
Human: *pets*
Snake: Am I a joke to you?
Yes
*Pets snake*
Snake: do I look like them 4 legged creatures to you? 😑
@@squadgaming4665 wym?
@@davidhatcher7016 dogs, cats
@@Momo1992ification
oh
Idc how flexible I am I'm glad I wasn't born a creature who lives in a spot where my body is overlapping on myself
This Snek is saying: “Nu, I refuse to be pet, stahp it”
his face is literally ⚫️〰️⚫️ i love him
OwO
I hate this comment section
@@Goodnightmr Why? 😂
@@kamillasilversparrow1716 its just
Cringe
@@Goodnightmr UwU keep saying cringe Daddy
Boop Noodle: *Exsists*
Person: *M U S T B O O P*
i think a burmese python goes under a danger noodle
@@crowkys Maybe, danger noodles are usually very anger
Lmao I died at boop noodle
@@crowkys Nope, all pythons are non venomous
Able559
A Burmese python isn’t venomous I held one on my neck.
pretty snek with the soft pupper face.
I have a super chill carpet python and she loves to move around my shoulders and on top of my head. She always tries to support herself on my hat or glasses which never goes well 😂
When i got home after a 3 week holiday overseas, she lunged out at me and wrapped really tightly around my arm. She had never done that before. I think it's a sign she missed me!
Well, pythons are a constrictor snake, meaning they squeeze their prey to death, but typically, a python would wrap itself around its prey’s body, so yeah, I would agree.
"You cannot contain me, Dave."
Malley_Moon be advice possible SCP containment Breach
My pretty hot Momma what is her containment protocol? Mice? Rats?
humans
@@and3ro so like..? a dude just stands in the chamber lol
yes, and then gets eaten by the danger noodle
That snake is actually adorable, omg.
ikrrrr
Ikr? Such a cutie
You should look at Kevin from chandler's wildlife
Snek
Snake BOI cuteness 100 percent
This snake is nicer/ calmer than 90% of the people I know lol
Look at those pits or vents. What a sweet face.
Human: *touch*
Snake: OwO
•w•
°W°
'w'
(｡･ω･｡)
👁w👁
Original Name: Burmese Python
Name: Large Friendly Yellow Noodle Boi
Status: *Friend.*
Levels of good: Yes
*Name: Sage (btw)
@@lazarlol4132 no, it's exactly viper
Subject: big noodle
Status: friend
Assignment Pending
@@Awfulfeature half life python
What a Friendly burmese python
I've actually handled one before, though smaller than this. Albino too. The skin is nice to the touch. Waxy but soft. Makes for a great pet!!
Now imagine how cute they’d be if they could blink
That's why I love glass lizards
Honestly, snakes with eyelids would freak me out. I've seen it done in movies, uncanny as hell.
That's why I'm not the biggest fan of legless lizards.
I like the beady eyed stare.
@@DeskDrawer Sounds like a _you_ problem.
@@Medachod uh, ok?
J.K Rowling got you covered on that. Its freaky as hell
"here we have an rare footage of an banana walking around its natural habitat"
Slithering*
a*
Banan a
@@Keltsie roativ bana- ah
@@imapomegranate9955 don't you know snake use their thousands of tini tiny invisible legs to walk? People these day can't educate themself about animals smh 😤
"Friendly" seems like a bit of an overstatement.
What a distinguished gentleman
What a beautiful Nope Rope. A calm, relaxed boi. Please tell him I love him.
Love Ballet a nope rope? 😂
Well sneks are deaf so you have to ask him to boop for you
@@moreliaviridis5602
Snakes can hear
@@ahmedfalahy9337 they can feel vibrations but they don't actually have ears
Nope Rope 😂😂😂 im dying
Me looking at the snake: He’s beautiful
Also me: he’s a big boi
He's a big beautiful boi. (Or girl. Who knows?)
@@yith2116 shes a girl :>
Good to know. Thank you.
That's exactly what I was saying lol
DAMN BOY HE THICC
Might be the cutest giant banana I've ever seen, but I still couldn't go to sleep knowing he was in the house.
he looks mildly pissed that the hand is stopping his splorin
-Danger Noodle-
Cute Snek
is it a snek or a snork a bit big to be a snek yes?
Its a boop snoot yes
i thought it was Cute Shrek
Watch out for the Hazard Spaghetti
Its dog btw
I don't know why but watching snakes drink water will forever be one of the cutest and most fascinating things to me. I never even saw a snake drink water before I owned my own and it caught me so off guard, "Like of course they drink water...but oh my god why is it so adorable?!?!?"
That’s how I feel when I watch my gecko drink from his water bowl!
Yeah felt the same when my turtle (a RES) drank water while basking loll
IKR
Sadly that snake is dying and will die soon
@@elmochomo8218 what?
What a fine looking lad!
It is so cute when you are petting him
I think snakes are cute and I love them but still saying "aw a Burmese python" sounds super weird
Lol
That is some true tea sis!
just say "aw a burmese boop noodle"
@@nukilett5349 :D yes
Are you calling me weird?
Me: (calls waiter)
Waiter: "Can I help you sir?"
Me: *"Why is my PASTA moving?"*
Kyung Hye Shin 😂😂👍
Lame
Because it is moving pasta yaaaaaa
MR. Red kIñg bruuuuuh that was so cringe omfg
Pork Chop you are trying to tell him
1:25 Owner: Who’s a good Snake?
lol
That's the cutest python I've ever seen!
These Python updates are making it more and more user-friendly, one day even my grandma would know how to code!
Underrated comment
Yep it looks really cute ,now i know the reason why my prof recommend to start to study python first before going to some other language.
Yeah, and they’re still adding cool new features!
@Muttanna S H well, I am of the opinion that one should learn to code in binary, then go for machine code, and then assembly and so on…
Nah, I'm good with C
This snake seems like the kind of snake to do a really long “ble” and then slowly put its tongue back in it's mouth.
All snakes do that. It's a sign of stress and usually results in a bite. The reason they do that is because snakes smell with their tongue so they do the long lick to get the most information possible
@@Ritsuemaru it wont result in a bite if the owners let it calm down once they see the snake with its tough out
Such a cute looking danger noodle!! So sweet, so calm.
"Still looking for that twenty-foot Burmese python."
I like how it expresses emotion with its body, and it’s face is just blank
•____•
Well short of coiling up and literally bearing it's teeth and hissing, how else are they supposed to express emotion with no expressive facial muscles?
@@insertnamehere8723 even if it did have all the weird ligments and muscles people have in our faces, humans are the only species that smiles out of happiness. Others do it because they are scared or because the carry malicious intent.
Same with most animals
Meanwhile suga : 😑
Oo
I do believe that your yellow pool noodle is anomalous and probably haunted
SCP irl
Dude thats a macaroni... Are you blind
SCP-5N3K
@ada cruz r/whoosh
@@overlord83n10 I think he is joking. This animals is clearly a bird
She’s so gorgeous and sweet!💕💕💕
i d say it tastes like fish i don t think it s sweet at all
First time I ever see a snake drink water! Pretty cool.
lol *Touches chin*
Snek: No!
*Touches chin*
Snek: NO! NO TOUCH!
Snake*
@@lorettab2734
Snek is a joke term...
@@lorettab2734 Snek*
@@MollyMargolisBillCipherIsBaesnake* degenerate
@@lorettab2734 Wow, imagine being so immature that you end up insulting someone over a harmless joke.
My family members: BURN IT! KILL IT!! IT'S A DANGEROUS SPECIES
Me: BOOP IT!! LOVE IT!! ONE BIG YELLOW NOODLE
SakuraTaishio Gacha sneks are cute
*YUKARI AKIYAMA IS EVEN CUTER*
@@justarandomclonetrooperwit8119
*Y* *E* *S*
SakuraTaishio Gacha do you even know who she is ?
@@justarandomclonetrooperwit8119 Well yes but also no-
(I've seen her slot of times but never watched it idk why I just typed yes XD)
@@justarandomclonetrooperwit8119 Girls und panzer right??? Idk
Python looks so cute when drinks water 😍🐍
That's a big and very friendly python.
Love your python.
Probably ate a snickers
Because you're not you when you're hungry
Ok
Ok
OK
Rammus season 11 go brrrrrr
Ok
My family owned a Burmese when I was little. His name was Harley. Around the time I was first born, he was put in my crib and just curled around me (not tight, just wanted to be friends). As I got older, I liked to sit and watch him. Such a cool snake. We had to give him away when I was about 8 or 9. He was getting too big and we couldn't afford a bigger case for him. We gave him to a lady that owned a big animal farm. I hope he had the adventure of a lifetime there.
Edit: I would appreciate if people leave my parents alone, please. I just wanted to share a story and I am STILL getting responses from a comment I made months ago that I have mostly forgotten about. Harley was a good snake and I will forever talk highly about him. Kindly take your opinions about my parents elsewhere.
I feel like being comforted by a snake when you're sad would be so relaxing
I hope he went to an actual farm rather than "The Farm"...
@@Ymiriel I was thinking that too
What?! But I thought slavery was abolished years ago!
@@Ymiriel I was about 8 or 9 when that happened, so I'm not entirely sure, but I know my parents would want him to go somewhere nice, so I'm sure it was an actual farm
People: EWWWWW I HATE SNAKES, THEYRE SO UGLY
Snake in question: o____o
He/She looks so gentle and calm. Lovely
Dude if i even try and come close to touching my snakes head he'll retreat faster than a straight guy walking into a gay bar
🤣🤣🤣
Lmfao-
I-
Okay, this got me good.
Right? I have 2 corns, and 4 Brazilian Rainbow Boas, they would never stand for that.
Idk about you bro but gay bars are pretty cool.
I was actually looking for videos about Python the programming language, but I am not complaining :D
😂
wat u tryna learn
Just don't forget the correct indents, they are the worst....
@@mr.mischiefiknowyourpasswo8224 a lot of IDEs can auto fix indent errors for u now :D
@@chairwood and here I am still using Idle because I hate change lol
Love that giant face just drinking
It looks like it could give me ptsd with just one sudden strike, but in the other half, looks like we could be buddies
I never thought I'd say "awww" while looking at a giant snake
*Danger worm
Randomalistic same
It cute when trying to not inject venom in bloodstream
Big Boy Mass[achusetts] Pythons are not venomous actually.
Randomalistic same
The noodle refuses to stay inside 😂
HEAT SENSORS! IT HAS HEAT SENSORS! THIS IS AWESOOOOOOME!
lutin grognon true
fuck negativity noodle? that shit got some girth to it
fuck negativity you bitch
LOL
That creature is soooo stoked to be living in a box 1/3rd it's length! Keep up the good work! The world needs more people like you! Why would it ever want to go anywhere or even extend its full length? So much better in an empty box with a bowl of water! We can all tell you really love and respect animals!
2:25
This bad boy can fit so many mice in it
1:11 *”GETCHO goddamn hands off me!..”*
XD
I feel like all snakes are friendly when you get used to them. I once caught a wild snake, petted it for a few minutes, then it chilled down, and it would just slither around in my hand.
As long as a snake knows you aren't trying to kill it, it will let you pet it. But it has to know your freindly
Is it a constrictor?
@@Wroar2020s yes, actually I think it's a burmies python, but those are constrictors to
@@atheyosterberg664 oh ok
Yeah I’d advise not to try that with venomous snakes. Or hungry snakes.
Why are snakes so cute but deadly and horrifying at the same time.....
I mean look at that "puppy looking smile" face
ohhh, how kind and polite friend is!
why is your gigantic noodle moving
Canadian empire beacuse it’s a Good Thicc Boi
Canadian empire that’s what she said!
not good *_-O O F-_*
Because it's alive.
Hai Kazuma Desu ClEaRly
0:08
When you realise that yellow-ish textured wall isn't a wall: 😨
*cackles*
Oh yea they are HUGE!
its great. more snek to pet✌
WAIT A SECOND
Look at how big he is compared to his snake (the pfp), it’s looks ten or so feet long
Snake at the beginning is like "I'm fine. Give me another pint."
How can such a massive death noodle be so adorable?