George calls Max out for his fashion, opinions on Americans and festival season

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  • Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 114

  • @Afbfsh
    @Afbfsh Рік тому +353

    Genuinely don’t remember how I survived before this podcast started

  • @ilovecupcakes135
    @ilovecupcakes135 Рік тому +159

    I’m representing the lesbians here to say we love you Max and you are absolutely correct in everything you said, you know us so well ❤

  • @FirstnameLastname-zq8oy
    @FirstnameLastname-zq8oy Рік тому +152

    I’m not a lesbian but Max is right, It’s a pretty common stereotype that lesbian relationships move really fast and within a couple months of dating they’ve already moved in together lmfao

  • @niamh4442
    @niamh4442 Рік тому +112

    Like how do people even cope without this podcast

  • @chloenicole8236
    @chloenicole8236 Рік тому +55

    as a lesbian, max is spot on. i've been there, all my lesbian friends have been there - it rarely goes well but we will always continue to do it. also correct with the long distance relationships lmao

  • @emmacox5868
    @emmacox5868 Рік тому +45

    How did you guys cope without a beverage for an ENTIRE episode!? Missed Max's face as he drinks😂 however, still a brilliant episode as always, love you both fitties!😘

  • @jadeabit
    @jadeabit Рік тому +32

    Okay but the word "ignorance" derives from the word "ignoring" in latin, as in ignoring the relevant informations to preserve one's ideas, so technically Max was making sense in saying ignorance to mean arrogance

  • @infinity2306
    @infinity2306 Рік тому +48

    not a lesbian, but a bi women. I can confirm that Max is right, lesbian relationships move very fast

  • @bigmaaan
    @bigmaaan Рік тому +17

    Ive got my final sociology exam this Wednesday then I finish college, i would love max to upload an hour long podcast on sociology 💀

  • @blythesh3724
    @blythesh3724 Рік тому +23

    I'm so deeply in love with this podcast and Max and George I have now inserted myself into this "friendship"

  • @blinkvoid772
    @blinkvoid772 Рік тому +12

    george singing pink instead 😭 SCREAMING

  • @esmeshields2457
    @esmeshields2457 Рік тому +25

    as a lesbian I can confirm it’s a lesbian thing to move in quickly together (aka u-haul lesbians) and we all at least have one wlw long distance relationship in our lifetime

    • @elliemcculloch667
      @elliemcculloch667 Рік тому +3

      my first gf lived in a different continent 😭 we’re still friends

    • @esmeshields2457
      @esmeshields2457 Рік тому +2

      @@elliemcculloch667 literally same 😭living proof all long distance lesbians are the same

  • @mclovin9781
    @mclovin9781 Рік тому +13

    As soon George said raise your glass I spat my drink out 😂

  • @emmadevlin2533
    @emmadevlin2533 Рік тому +4

    I genuinely never like properly belly laugh at anything, except George I think he is actually hilarious “and hot weather! I’ve never heard their stuff” absolutely comical

  • @Emily-rx3lk
    @Emily-rx3lk Рік тому +17

    max getting sidetracked is so funny

  • @m1scha
    @m1scha Рік тому +27

    george looks very very real in this one

  • @0530evan
    @0530evan Рік тому +20

    GEORGE has such a quick mind to come up with some of the joke lines.......like how he just lets MAX ramble. and he replies......
    they remind me of GEORGE BURNS AND GRACY ALLEN

  • @micromehamo340
    @micromehamo340 Рік тому +12

    Oml I literally wait all week to see a new episode, it's finally here thank god

  • @sleepyemily
    @sleepyemily Рік тому +17

    as a lesbian, I very appreciate the love

  • @summerlynch7507
    @summerlynch7507 Рік тому +3

    Max is soooo correct I’ve been in a long term relationship AND we were speaking about moving into with each other after like 4 weeks 😭😭

  • @ashleighjw
    @ashleighjw Рік тому +9

    This episode is top tier 😂 I love you both so much! Also very interesting to hear your thoughts on America

  • @evielily2132
    @evielily2132 Рік тому +11

    highlight of my sundays tbh 🫶

  • @karugiribajsasmr9434
    @karugiribajsasmr9434 Рік тому +7

    As a lesbian Max is completely right, also George not knowing this I very uneducated of him.

  • @Juliaa1708
    @Juliaa1708 Рік тому +4

    Max’s low key good singing killed me 😂😂😂😂

  • @lucy_2511
    @lucy_2511 Рік тому +9

    u guys look so good today (like always tbh)

  • @sophlou2367
    @sophlou2367 Рік тому +9

    as soon as max said "that's very lesbian" i just was like "yeah i know what u mean" while george was like "what what?" the queers know

  • @katebaldock7437
    @katebaldock7437 Рік тому +6

    the florida law thing has thrown me completely that’s so fucked

  • @michaela96d
    @michaela96d Рік тому +1

    "Jesus Christ."
    "That's what I'm thinking right now." 🤣

  • @KenBrownJr73
    @KenBrownJr73 Рік тому +7

    Lesbian joke: "What do lesbians do for a 2nd date?" -- They rent a Uhaul. (That's a US moving truck company).

  • @KarinaGrover-ux4wq
    @KarinaGrover-ux4wq Рік тому +5

    Love u both!!

  • @Juliaa1708
    @Juliaa1708 Рік тому +8

    Ignorance isn’t just now knowing 😂 I think it’s also when people aren’t willing to learn and are narrow minded so max was right 😂
    Arrogance is when you feel better than anyone else etc 😂

  • @livo453
    @livo453 Рік тому +10

    Watching here because on Spotify it was the right episode for the channel but somehow it was different people on some different show when clicking on the episode

    • @roseb4724
      @roseb4724 Рік тому +2

      Yeah that happened with me and i was like wtf

    • @chelseacorner9342
      @chelseacorner9342 Рік тому +2

      Same!! On both Spotify and the podcast app it was an episode of ‘the girls bathroom’ podcast??

    • @aliciabottomley5836
      @aliciabottomley5836 Рік тому +1

      Literally same I am very confused

    • @chaosconcern
      @chaosconcern Рік тому

      same i have no clue what happened

    • @freyawilson2269
      @freyawilson2269 Рік тому

      Thought it was just mine playing up!

  • @esseven
    @esseven Рік тому +2

    thought we were gonna here about ariana grande this ep… can’t wait for it next week

  • @0530evan
    @0530evan Рік тому +2

    thank god for SUNDAY....
    and the podcast.....

  • @hello-tf1lc
    @hello-tf1lc Рік тому +5

    loved max's lesbian appreciation xx

  • @BrookeLSmith
    @BrookeLSmith Рік тому +6

    As an American I can say that there’s a difference between being proud of your fellow citizens and grateful of our veterans and proud of our flag and constitution and the “Americans” that you’re describing. I know it wasn’t meant to be disrespectful but there are so many wonderful Americans that value and respect our country and it’s values without being extreme like you’ve described

    • @whitecold5859
      @whitecold5859 Рік тому +6

      I'm sorry but your comment makes no sense. Being proud of your fellow citizens include "the 'Americans' that Max is describing". Being grateful for your veterans... those are people who fight wars (aka kill people) in wars that are for the most part started by your government with no actual threat to your country (like those weapons of mass destruction that actually never existed) and are getting their own lives destroyed and get no support afterwards (what's their suicide rate? quite high, I believe). I'm sorry you've been raised to think your country is great, when everything points to the fact that indeed, it is not. Some Americans might be alright, but sadly, for the most part, it is not. Sorry love

  • @IzzyMS1
    @IzzyMS1 Рік тому

    Only 14 minutes in and I'm cry laughing at max singing IM TRYING TO GET READY FOR WORK 😭😭🤣🤣

  • @toukachuu127
    @toukachuu127 Рік тому +1

    this episode was chaotic in a good way

  • @henryng149
    @henryng149 Рік тому +1

    Im gay, my sister is in a long distance relationship w her gf who literally lives ACROSS THE GLOBE... and my first question was "WHY WOULD U EVEN GET INTO A RELATIONSHIP" but tbf they ARE making it work so fair play...

  • @Lofaaa08
    @Lofaaa08 Рік тому +1

    Literaly My birthday, great episode xx🎉

  • @sorayaperry9314
    @sorayaperry9314 Рік тому +1

    MAX I BOUGHT YOU THE CROC CHARMS AND GEORGE THE SOCKS I LOVE YOU!!!💓💓💓I will style you fr I go to fashion school

  • @mariali7107
    @mariali7107 Рік тому

    39:09 lost it. absolutely lost it. my whole family awoke from their slumber AHAh

  • @hannahmoomba5078
    @hannahmoomba5078 Рік тому

    “book that flight to zimbabwe”😭😭 as a 1/4 zim so true x

  • @_itsgeorgina_
    @_itsgeorgina_ Рік тому

    so glad i have the new pod ep on my birthday weekend 👏🏻

  • @timnkona5830
    @timnkona5830 Рік тому

    My absolute favorite podcast! It’s sad that Florida now has this reputation. I’ve lived in Orlando for 10 years now. But I still LOVE it! Looking forward to next weeks episode!

  • @Nataszawithaz
    @Nataszawithaz Рік тому +6

    Max is very right about lesbians George I must say

  • @luigispasta
    @luigispasta Рік тому +7

    George not knowing basic lesbian culture is so funny to me

  • @violethell411
    @violethell411 Рік тому

    13:00 that was truly beautiful Max 😄😄😄😄

  • @phoebecraig8076
    @phoebecraig8076 Рік тому +1

    the liam payne impressions hahs

  • @sophie_94_71
    @sophie_94_71 Рік тому

    ✌🏻 Lesbian here and Max is spot on 😅

  • @graveang3l
    @graveang3l Рік тому +7

    george is fit

  • @SteinfeldsGaylor
    @SteinfeldsGaylor Рік тому +2

    As a lesbian max is right😂😂

  • @claireport22
    @claireport22 Рік тому +2

    There there Max it's ok 🫂

  • @meganstapo1867
    @meganstapo1867 Рік тому +4

    no george you don’t realise max is right about us lesbians, these are all stereotypes that are like 90% accurate 😂

  • @fashionablechangeling1988
    @fashionablechangeling1988 Рік тому +3

    What was going on with the podcast version?

  • @lauracrowther2428
    @lauracrowther2428 Рік тому

    This is my new frenemies

  • @meganthecarrott
    @meganthecarrott Рік тому +1

    On spotify it plays a completely different podcast when you click on it??

  • @toocoolforyou.
    @toocoolforyou. Рік тому +1

    What’s going on with the Spotify podcast ver 😭😭

  • @arihdansf
    @arihdansf 22 дні тому

    43:46 MAX IS PSYCHIC!!!!!! 😮

  • @Tassie_the_swimmer
    @Tassie_the_swimmer Рік тому

    Representing all those people who read smut in public, most of the time people don't even realise, its just when people go out of their way to read things like 50 shades do people notice

  • @Ljdaisyx
    @Ljdaisyx Рік тому

    15:25 max love we can’t see your hair, your wearing a hat xx

  • @Jaz_Sims
    @Jaz_Sims Рік тому +3

    The EXTENT George is willing to go to convince Max that no one cares about Sociology? That's wild 😂 also if he wants to keep telling you to stop talking so much maybe he should at least have his own convo topics.. bc that would be one silent podcast otherwise 💅

  • @meganstapo1867
    @meganstapo1867 Рік тому +2

    as a lesbian i can confirm we move in straight away

  • @muddyw4ter
    @muddyw4ter Рік тому

    shoutout my fellow sociology alevelers thank god we’re free!

  • @mellowfellow245
    @mellowfellow245 3 місяці тому

    As a lesbian, I can agree max is spot on😂

  • @steph4037
    @steph4037 Рік тому +1

    it 100% is a lesbian thing to move in together quickly and/or be long distance and/or adopt a pet together

  • @kallidcy
    @kallidcy Рік тому +1

    I don’t understand why George keeps making max cry.

  • @xo_kylem6735
    @xo_kylem6735 Рік тому +1

    I can guarantee you majority of Americans are sane people. Lol. The very loud that we see online are in the minority. What’s scary is how unresponsive we Americans are to it. We thought it was genuinely funny but we can see it’s not funny anymore.

  • @laurencreates359
    @laurencreates359 Рік тому +4

    i appreciate the accurate lesbian representation max tysm

  • @goodfellow408
    @goodfellow408 Рік тому +1

    I don't know who to talk to about how gay I am for George. Luckily no one will notice this though, lost somewhere in all the comments...

  • @0530evan
    @0530evan Рік тому

    have either of you seen the stage play????????

  • @jasminec_
    @jasminec_ Рік тому +1

    The only time George talks is to interrupt Max to make a joke and I am NOT HAVING IT 🙅🏻‍♀️💅

  • @karaghjane4942
    @karaghjane4942 Рік тому

    Max is talking about “U-haul” lesbians 😂

  • @smiled1583
    @smiled1583 Рік тому

    Max is right george 40:36

  • @ellaklingenspor
    @ellaklingenspor Рік тому +3

    someone tell George to get out of a jumper it’s way too hot for that

  • @jessieem1
    @jessieem1 Рік тому

    as a lesbian yes

  • @hayley33064
    @hayley33064 Рік тому +1

    a stop the liam payne hate movement

  • @coochiedestroyer855
    @coochiedestroyer855 Рік тому +2

    Helo

  • @rebeccasmith6953
    @rebeccasmith6953 Рік тому

    i thought george was an ally how does he not know the lesbian u-haul lore

  • @claireport22
    @claireport22 Рік тому +1

    I love George but leave Max alone ok 🥲

  • @_clay_07
    @_clay_07 Рік тому

    george needs to stop being so mean to max, he is always so lovely to george but he always takes it for granted 😪

    • @fashionablechangeling1988
      @fashionablechangeling1988 Рік тому +5

      It's exaggerated for the camera/podcast. A lot of friendships, this one included rely on riffing on each other

  • @NicolaFitzgerald-jb4xg
    @NicolaFitzgerald-jb4xg Рік тому

    Is George stoned today? 😂

  • @bealeigh7147
    @bealeigh7147 Рік тому

    Why was George part of that pride campaign when he doesn't even know anything about u-hauling. REFUND 😡

  • @luvvgorgiaa
    @luvvgorgiaa 7 місяців тому

    can confirm the lesbian thing

  • @Jr_chesney
    @Jr_chesney Рік тому +2

    Love this show and love you two but the American segment was pretty cringe. .

  • @Louback33
    @Louback33 11 місяців тому +1

    I'm 43 minutes in and there's been nothing but absolute drivel coming from Max. I'm surprised he can dress himself. Oh wait, he can't

  • @scarletthadley066
    @scarletthadley066 Рік тому +1

    George needs to speak more, he's more interesting

  • @skyetenn
    @skyetenn Рік тому +2

    As a lesbian, he's sadly right. On a different note, lesbians in this comment section, I move into a 2 bedroom flat in 5 days and need someone to come wif me ty