HoneyDew #61 | Chris Distefano
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- Опубліковано 3 жов 2024
- Chris Distefano is a stand-up comedian and one half of the “History Hyenas” podcast. Chris has some unbelievable stories about his father, who despite spending the early part of Chris’s life in jail, is still a big part of his life. Chris experienced high profile, heartbreaking break ups and also the unexpected joys of becoming a father.
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Chris is slowly becoming one of my favorite comedians. So open and funny and unashamed.
Same here! I love that he says whatever! So refreshing and fucking funny
@Chili Styles as much as I love delia he is totally guilty of grooming young girls but calen seems to be innocent that girl is crazy
Half of what he says is a lie but still funny
Comedians dont have to tell the truth. Its only the funny that matters
For real
"Show ya bush" killed me. Great episode
I’ll be honest this phrase crosses my mind when I’m in quiet crowded places now
Don't be surprised when Sickler gets kissed directly on the lips
It's just what it is!
Cuz I wouldn't be surprised if he got his lappy wappy sat on
Maybe Chrissy can tell us if Sickler has fumes
Es lo que es...
His bottom lip might get sucked on, its just what it is
Chris's dad and Joey diaz need to do a podcast together.
That would be Tremendous. Don't listen n drive cuz you'll crash from laughing lol
Dude yes!
They may both get locked up
Best odea ever!
That would be fucking the epic. Just trading old New York gangster stories.
“I’d rather be in prison with my friends” legendary quote
I stood in applause
CHRISSY D COMIN IN STRONG WITH SOME CLARITIN AND WHITE WINE ENERGY
ITS JUST WHAT IT IS !
Plant based?
*ES LO QUE ES¡*
Baad!
🤣🤣🤣
I recently discovered Chris since he started hitting up the west coast podcast circuit and after this interview can say hes got a new fan for life. What a great dude.
Chris might be the cutest and most fantastic human I've ever seen.
So cute.
K-yuuuuute!
I like how I don't even give a shit that I've already heard half of Chris's stories. He started talking about how his dad has the right intentions but the wrong actions and I said out loud "tell him about when he beat up your mom's ex" haha and he just immediately started tell it which was great
He's good about changing up small details or telling it in a slightly different order and it's great everytime.
Chris is like a golden retriever that's coming down off of Aderall.
My God...
Perfect
Don't drug your dog's! 😉
🤔Ya know what....haha gotta love Chris though.
Sickler's laugh is just amazing. Chrissy D as wild as a Bayridge Hyena. Characters piece
Armando Roman laddah 14
Trump 2020 !!!!! Laddah 14
He NEEDS to be on Dr. Drew
YES
I mean, I've never even seen that dudes show and I can tell you it's a no-brainer.
If you think for one second he wont make it on there.....ya got another thing coming
Amen Brother!
pleaseee
Every time I see Destefano, he makes me laugh. Never fails
Ryan Sickler is honestly such a nice dude. He seems to do such a tremendous job of making guests feel so comfortable which makes for great dialect with how much more they open up. 🤜🤛
“Show your bush”
Might be the funniest thing I've ever heard
Andrew Tregoning shit had me dying lol
I was on shrooms the other night. My wife said some really powerful shit, and my retort was a long pause. Followed by: "Show your bush!"
😂😂😂😂 shit had me rolling
even just thinking about this line randomly in public will make me lmao
It is amazing how quickly Chris Distefano can put his thoughts into words.
Pete Davidson sucks. Cool of Chrissy D to be such a good guy.
yeah, that's some next level back stabbing
EDIT: just got an alert about Pete's netflix special... I'm gonna go downvote that so hard. That'll show him.
I swear I thought it was him!
Pete Davidson looks like Beetlejuice
What happened?
Time stamp ??
A hyena on the honey dewwww y'all!! I just turned into a telescope. Its just what it is!!!
Hyhena***
Semantics
@Fire Ant Shotgun semen ticks
Distefano!!!! Can’t wait to hear how many times Sickler hits +120 decibels on this one!
I had to turn down the treble on my Equalizer to avoid inducing Tinnitus with his laugh during this.
Why do Tom’s comedian friends have such high pitched laughs lol
Yeah it's hard to bare. The worst is that whole high pitch laugh and talking through it that Bert and Christina do. So annoying.
Its his kink
chrissie, get. in. his. lap.
Man Chris's dad sounds funnier than the majority of comedians out there
Clearly where Chrissy got his humor
A lot of old school NY Italian Dads are exactly like that. All my family and friends family are like that
And slightly less fucked up :)
Audiofatuation that delivery room story had me in tears
Ivo Georgiev Mr. Distefano and Top Dawg together would be wild!
Scientists should use Ryan's laugh in audio clips and synchronize it with the ability to kill cancer cells
I've made a vow to never pull out “i mean I haven’t gotten cancer yet and I listen to Ryan. Coincidence?”
@@jacked4121 the scientific theory is that the harder he laughs combined with undeniably making you laugh at his laugh makes your stomach purge cancerous cells through out the body
Ultrasonic, like lasers blasting kidney stones.
😅😆
You can tell the whole time Crissie was just thinking about sitting in his lap
For anyone wondering, hes talking about Carly Aquilino and Pete Davidson
Pete seems like a really good dude
Austin Arnold he’s not lol and for how unfunny he is it’s wild he’s gotten where he has lol it’s inspiring it’s almost like anyone can do it these days
@@005connect9 I was being sarcastic lol. I hear nothing but negative things about him
Austin Arnold oh okay Lmfaoo my bad bro, Pete shoulda been doing those spots he said he was doing when he was screwing carly he’d be much better at stand up
@@005connect9 So where are you at in your career? Sound like a hating ass bitch 😂 Chris himself doesnt even have bad blood about it anymore.
Again... This is one of the best podcasts out there. I almost always end up looking up your guests as you bring out their humanity so we'll. Cheers
So the girl that broke Chris’s heart is Carly Aquilino. And the 18 year old friend was Pete Davidson. That’s insane.
Yup
That'd be worth filming. I can see why Chris would hold the camera!
Wooow Pete stealing everybody's girl🤦♂️
@@_warriorfr7028 How about now? Kim tape #2 😂
I came too the comments just to find out. Thanks
I'm drippy son 😂😂💀 jesus christ I'm crying
Best quote of the entire episode 13:14
You're welcome
Chrissy quickly becoming one of my absolute favorite people, let alone comedians.
1:01:45 Ah man.... that story got me right here....heartbreaking but incredible.
Sounds like Chris has got a case of the “Ya Knows”. Where’s that super cut??
So proud to hear Chrissy's story and how far he has come. First will be last and the last will be first.
Dewsdee is my favorite day of the week 💯
It's a character piece, guys
BBoys
Don't sue, it's a character piece
Laddah 14
😭😭😭
Trump 2020 ! build the wall - ITS JUST WHAT IT IS OKAY
"Pull out, glove up and go Yankees" 😂
I actually enjoy the HH dudes when they're busting on the solo tip. Loved this episode especially, his Dad sounds like a propa geeza 👊
This beats watching Pete Davidson’s bs special
Yeah it was shit
Man, is he hated....!!!😂👍
The only thing special about Pete is his needs.
Ole Butthole Eyes
Especially when you find out the story at 42:00 is about Pete lol
Man I love this pod. Its one of the few Ill watch even if I dont know the guest. Youre the man Sickler
Agreed! Ryan is a great host
Chris's baby momma needs to chill about finding Nikki Glaser's hair
It was just a little butt stuff
This is my favorite episode of Honeydew ever. Love Chrissy D
Chris is always amazing and needs to do a book of his dad stories.
His guest selection is top notch
I think the ex was carly Aquino and "friend" pete davidson
YAAAAS!!!! Been waiting for the video of this one. Two of my favorite guys in the same spot = happy lady.
Any content with Chrissy D I gotta listen. It's just what it is.
One of the best pod cast you can invest your time in! Thank you Ryan for the great episodes and great guests!
I've watched this episode probably 5 times since it came out. Always come back to this one, cracks me up every time. Chris is such a great guest.
Thank you both much appreciated I wish I could n sit just sit n talk to both of you for five minutes explain my issues with my family my ex wife my beautiful kids. Just thank you for being you.
"I didn't know I had a gay son" lmao! This dude is funny I bet he would be blast to hangout with
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS my day is made. love you chrisssyyyyyyyyyyy
Make no mistake, this will be a great interview
Chrissy D and Yanni Paps are my new obsession lol.. I cant get enough of it ..... and it's actually quite informative about historical events as well LOL :D
Crack me open and clean me out but if you get me pregs Chrissy D - YOUR GONNA HAVE ANOTHER PROBLEM - WITH ANOTHER MOTHER.
If this exists or happened already I’ll feel like an idiot but Bert and Ryan together would be the hardest to understand podcast with their yelling laugh style lol
"Whatever your mother has to say, we're just gonna deal with it.""Dwights pitching a no-no!" LMAO
I swear to God this pod cast always kills me!!! Ryan you deserve to be the number 1 podcast!!!
I teared up at his story with the kid who had cerebral palsy. One of the best Honeydews. 🍈
Perfect way to spend my toozdee lunch hour
Two of the most underrated comedians.
Underrated? Chris is very well known
was never really a big fan of this dude before, not really sure as to why. after this podcast i deff want to check out some of his stand up, seems like a real cool and genuine dude.
Check out History Heyennas it's hilarious
Michael Gibson yeah! Especially the episode with Andrew Santino!👍
@@evanabbott2737 every single ep is hilarious!
I've been crying watching this the whole time..😂😂😂 Chris your dad is the man no more watching Little Women🤦♂️😂😂😂😂
I’m not sure why I get so much joy hearing laughing from the booth 😂😂 it makes it 10 xs better than it already is 👏🏻
Got the cuzzie on the podcast nice.
Chris is slowly becoming one of my favorite comedians. So open and funny and unashamed.
Yo blueban, get a cut of all the “ya know” from this there is at least 300 hahahahahaha
Ryan's laugh cracks me up the same way as Anderson Cooper's giggle
Love the ending!!!! This dude is Awesome!!!!!
You can't dislike Chris. He's too good, too real.
Cuz make no mistake, Chrissy D is WILD!!!! Wei Zhong Xian
Straight into the duck sauce.
It is so funny how the details change podcast to podcast lol! Best part of hearing the same stories!!
Died at this and was reassuring talking about his break up and how he felt, sound similar to me..this year is my year though I feel it!
What a power duo, I love listening to Sickler cackle at Crissy D’s stories. This shit made my day.
God I love History Hyenas! Also... I had to look at the description to remember how to spell Hyenas....
“They take a shit in my hamper. That’s a prank they did all the time”
Hey! So great that is cutie with a smoothie is on this episode :) I know it's going to be WILD!
C-C-C-CAYUUUUTE!!!
You should get Chris D'elia on so he can talk about how everything has always been amazing.
“SHOW YOUR BUSH”
That Chrissy D is a CAYUTEEEE KID
The hosts laugh makes things funnier lol it’s like Bunrt Chrysler
Chris D neeeeeeds to come back for a part 2!!!!!!
man i wish the hyenas were on YMH
The way he says hyenas “hi-heenas”
Get this man a Claritin and a glass of pinot grigio
A really lovely conversation and episode! Thanks Ryan and Chris.
Hysterical! You are awesome. Glad you can laugh at your past and learned a little along the way❤
That’s crazy I just heard of this dude yesterday his 9/11 story was in my recommended it’s hilarious
41:20 He's talking about Pete Davidson.
How do you know this? Is this verifiable information?
John Doe yeah you gotta do a little research but the timeline makes sense. His ex Carly dated Pete after him (aged 18). And, well Pete got on SNL
@@JohnDoe-zq1ho he actually said his name on the fighter and the kid
After watching this I realized that Chris Distefano is the guy Callen, Shaub, and Bobby Lee were talking about that came on their podcasts and just did non-stop bits. He can't even have a normal conversation. He just does all of his sets on stage.
Is that on a podcast?
You're right! Holy shit I've seen him tell that Dad story @ 9/11 on at least 3 different podcasts & a set at the Cellar
Sickler is about to get cracked open and cleaned out!
As soon as Chris's dad said, "show us your bush", I loved that guy.
I love Chris. His stories are hilarious! 😂Plus I love how much he loves his daughter 😭
I jUst found honeydew a month ago. I've binged the whole catalogue. You're the man Ryan Sickler
Ryan, doesn't need any guests just a laugh track and I would still listen....love this podcast!
"There are problems that come with me" is a good ass comedy special title
Ryan has such a joyful laugh lol I love it.
We need Chrissy D and Yanus Pupus on a YMH episode
The physical therapy story really got me. Great podcast guys. Feather on!
Can't wait to see Chris in Cleveland this weekend. Hopeful that I'll get cracked open and cleaned out!
❤❤❤❤ Chissy D thanks for having him on!!
Chris is a much better, and funnier story teller when he's not trying super hard to be funny. This podcast brought out the best in him.
Last part of this pod is fantastic to hear and inspiring
Chrissy D coming’ in hot on that plant based kick. The kid is on fire and just getting started. It’s just what it is...
It’s crazy to think that Chris and his baby mama got back together within like a year of this happening