Secret Tik Toks Before It Was BANNED (Then It Wasn't)
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- Опубліковано 12 жов 2020
- Amazing Tik Toks that will give you a healthy dose of serotonin
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Edited By: / nogooddavis - Комедії
This goes to all bears:
“If it’s black, fight back”
“If it’s brown, stay down”
“If it’s white, goodnight”
if its a bear, i will just run
:l
That sounds so racist lol
Whats the deal with goodnight?
carpe dm is the bear is white it’s a polar bear, also known as the biggest bear species in the world right now. They are also the most aggressive predator in the world. Well that we know. So that means you are going to basically die because I think they usually way over a metric ton and can run up to 35 mph. If you want more information then just tell me.
Jack saying “The United States of AAAAAAAHHHHH” was the most accurate representation of what’s been going on all year here...
It's burning in a literal and non-literal sense
To true
Yep. We’re literally on fire
Yup
@@troy9217 I can't tell if that's sarcasm, but we have wildfires and idiots in america
Just imagining Evalyn sitting somewhere in the house, having a calm moment and then hearing her boyfriend yell "SEROTONINNNNNN!!"
I imagine her and Marzia have a lot in common with that XD
And Amy
like when felix shouted "SOYBOYYY!" when marzia was filming
Imagine all the things Evelyn hears him randomly shout from the other room 😂
"what a special man" jack being a proud cat dad after thinking he wasnt a cat person for years gives me the wholesome feel goods
Jack: Bears, terrifying.
Me: Nah, not if you don't let them in.
Wait a minute
He’s here now EATING MY DOOR
Ikr that bear was sweet 🥺
👍🏿
We All Agree
*Seán yawns* “Tired.”
Hold up, the man who has his own coffee, *is tired?!*
FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!
Wait what wtf we have the same pfp who are you and why are you copying me whilst im copying you?!?!? P.S. i never knew you in my life so ggs we have big brains also nice sub count dude!!
He just woke up leave him alone
@@spiritheartless3261 Your comment is confusing
8
Sean: *Can't find shark coochie board*
Sean in his mind: "Its time for the elves!!"
Jack: “We’re gonna watch some tiktoks”
Subtitles: “We’re gonna watch some dick dance” lmaooo
“United States of AAAAAAAA”
Accurate description of America.
We need a petition to change the name to this instead.
@@dailixia SIGNED!
Especially in 2020
America? Are you positive you didn't mean AAAAAAAA?
SMASH
Is it just me or does Sean's cat looks like Sean AS A CAT
He kinda does
I don’t see it
Nah, not enough energy.
try a face swap to see if it fits
Somebody Photoshop Jack’s face on a cat now
I think Jack is hiding his teeth in these so that no one can see his Invisiline ITS OKAY SWEET BBY BOY WE'RE ALL SUPPORTIVE OF YOU AND YOUR TEETHS
Okay, angry mom aside, my boy tearing up Spongebob on his ukulele 9:35
"A Nun on the Run"
Isn't that also "Virgin Moblie?"
omg
Lmao wtf is tiktok culture...
Haha
Americans won't get that joke.
@@itisnotjustin I get it
Anyone else yawned after the intro? Why you do me like this Sean
yes dani yes
.......
Yes
Why are you everywhere.
I yawned after reading this comment...
I just got my appendix taken out yesterday, and the medicines are trying to help me, but aren’t really. But thank you Jack for making my days so bunch better and brighter. You are the one that makes me feel great. Thank you jack for the amazing videos!
Omfg your cat is so soft looking and beautiful-
"If it's brown, lay down."
"If it's black, fight back."
"If it's white, you're gonna die tonight."
My name pls :) :) :)
A polar bear u mean??
Good word play dude
i think it was "good night" for the polar bear
@@Dread0-0 yep
“Or is it really just this cringey?”
Me: *Dusts off collection of cringe* Here.
@ĶevìņBB You again? SOMEONE GET THE HOSE!
My name pls :)
@@1eoegt317 I know your trick, you don't have the subscriber count on so it looks like you have 0 subs so you say you want one sub so you get a lot of subs and no one knows it.
ĶevìņBB
Go away
Yo guys if you can help my dream sub goal of 1k subs I would really appreciate it if not I understand and if you’re triggered I apologise (I’m not a bot) 😂
Nun on the run sounds like one of those endless runner games
These Tik Toks are so cursed it loops around and becomes blessed instead.
It’s you...
Justin! It's been a while!!
Hello brother its I again
*w h a t*
YO U R EVERYWHERE NOW
Do nothin
Sean: "Are people on Tiktok just really cringy"
Me: we don't speak of that
as long as you stay off of straight tiktok, you're mostly good.
@@ecksspot8497 Honestly every side is fucking cringey.
I only laughed at the nba one. Others were super cringey, i almost puked
Tik tok is cringe asf
the only thing good about tiktok are the animals
''if its brown, lay down'' ''if its black, fight back'' bro i'd be ''if its a bear get the F out of there'' like man, i don't wanna ficht a freaking bear!
@@chestypants78 sorry... but i don't really like being called out if i make writing mistakes... I habe do deal with dyslexia and its pretty hard for me... NOT TO BE RUDE OR SOMETHING!!
If you run, it chases you, and you die. Because they can run like 30 mph.
9:10, he’s the Janitor from Little Nightmares
I need to start figuring out what Little Nightmares is-
*Don't fuckin' tell me, though-*
0:17
“Tik Tok is getting BANNED, in the United States of AAAAAAAA-“
stonks
It’s the perfect description of it tho
Stonks rising
I saw this comment while he was saying it, lol
"is tiktok really this cringey"
me: i don't wanna talk about it
You sure you don't want to TIC talk about it?
omg same lol
You don’t want to Tok about it
Every time I see Jack's cat, I freak out and have to remind myself that it's not MY cat.
The “nuclear power plant” one always cracks me up
fun fact Sean. black bears rarely kill or seriously injure people, when they do, it's most often the result of predatory behavior by males inside their wilderness home ranges and not by females protecting cubs or animals defending a carcass
👍🏿
who are you? Dwight Schrute?
@@Stoshnut a Grizzly will fuck you up worse than polio. A black bears more of a minor inconvenience if the trash cans aren’t secured
@@JamesTAdams idk polio was pretty bad before the vaccine
Cursed Tik Toks?! I can't wait
Shade is out there, waiting
@@bvvssrirama8994 what
I would like, but it’s at 69. I’m not about to be the person who un nIces this comment
@@bvvssrirama8994 he's not a bot he's spoke to me before on comments
Tf is this drama 😂
3:10 my cat looks EXACTLY like your cat, fluf and all! My cats fur is a little darker but other than that they look the same! So cute
7:36 Is JUST AMAZING
Did..he..call us "sewer children."
Yes. Yes he did.
It's quite the step down from "little elves."
😂😂😂
He’s not wrong...
rightfully so, i’m afraid
@@MRCSANY 😂.
Yes
"You can't just sit and pray the fat goes away"
Callin me out like that Sean
Lmao thank u this comment made my day this and yocumtown
No one:
Cops: 3:49
@@Dev-tx1di ah racism the best form of comedy also as a black man I can attest to that claim
true
@@ashenshield1712 as racism is terrible and i dont condone it, it isnt always bad to make a tiny joke about something as dumb as racism
"Serotonin go brrrrr in my brain"
New favorite Seán quote.
Nice 2D pfp
@@lucygacha1327 thanks mate
Black bears are actually more scared usually. Unless they’re in a mood or have cubs nearby. We’ve fed them cookies out of our hands before. ☺
Still remember Sean saying he likes dogs more than cats and didn’t want a cat, so happy to see him loving BB
You’re miss remembering it, if it’s from the video I think it is he said that he likes dogs more than cats but would still want a cat
Both are nice but cats are definitely more passive, a good house pet but dogs can be taken to parks so I actively choose to have a dog over a cat as the last cat I had a bond with got stolen after she was outside once, it was tough.
@@violebanshee im so sorry :(
BB = balloon boi
I like dogs more than cats but i still own cats n love them
Seán has slowly evolved from “I WANT A DOG!” to crazy cat dad who binges cat videos.
*Can’t say I blame him, BB be cute AF.*
@ĶevìņBB scream away 😚
The fart one had me laughing so hard with Sean
I love how he’s giggling and I’m over here on the floor dying of laughter
The ukulele tiktok killed me. Who can be angry while someone's playing that and NOT laugh? Genius.
Do anyone know the name of that back music? Thanx
@@user-cn5up4ts6z 12th street rag
fack tiktok is sexualabuse
Swaga_saurus thank u
@@erlingandreasjohansen6982 where the heck did that come from?
“Are people on Tiktok self aware, or are they just really cringy?”
How about both?
Both, both is good
Insert little girl saying "Por que no los dos." Meme here.
They're mostly gen z they hate life/themselves enough to not care lmao
Let's be real, the dude in the plague mask was amazing
666th like
You can do the same “mega-hop” thing in TF2 by using the Rocket Jumper. Rocket jump off the ground slightly, and then shoot a rocket just as you’re about to land and it’ll give you a little uncontrollable booster jump.
Sean: I’m a positive guy
Also Sean: *says 67 curse words pur video
Jack's title when tiktok actually gets banned:
*"Secret Tik Toks Before It Was BANNED (Then It Wasn't) (Then It Was)"*
When it turns out to be a rumor: *"Secret Tik Toks Before It Was BANNED (Then It Wasn't) (Then It Was) (Then It Wasn't)"*
@@imhavingaverygoodtimehere1221 And te rumor became true
*Secret Tik Toks Before It Was banned (Then It Wasn't) (Then It Was) (Then It Wasn't) (Then It Was)*
@@irsaa.3473 Then they decided to unban:
*Secret Tik Toks Before It Was BANNED (Then It Wasn't) (Then It Was) (Then It Wasn't) (Then It Was) (Then It Wasn't)*
...
TikTok got banned here in Hong Kong so I can’t use it anymore. I really miss it tbh.
jack: "hey Bebe, your soo cute"
felix: "Edgar your worthless, your only here for content"
Daniel Halliday you’re*
@@LunaProtogen No, you're
@@ritiktomar1265 yes, you're
@@nocturnenix yes but your your'e
@@yusha1059 nah I'm you're
Speaking of the bear clip in the beginning. Years ago each of my cousins used to live in little cabins outside instead of a room inside, more privacy as a teenager. And their parents lived in the main house, where the bathroom was too. One night my cousin walked over the lawn to go into the house and use the bathroom, it was pitch black out. Couldn't see anything at all. Then randomly he walked right into a huge moose. So he turned around, walked back and went to bed again. I have seen mooses, I have pet them, I have talked to them, we have shared friendly hugs. But I have never walked right into one in the middle of the night. I'm thankful for that
This whole thing was like UA-cam with COPPA saying they would terminate all channels that aren't monetized or with millions of subs, while the remaining ones would be heavily restricted in a lot of areas to be compatible for children, and nothing happened as far as I'm aware, the only difference is not being able to play kid's content in background play or picture-in-picture.
Scar - I'm Sorry Mufasa I need a real challenge!
2020 - You were saying?
My name pls :)
2020 really trying to flex on everyone as superior lol
irrelevent youtuber lmao
Omg you are so funny....
love it
"are people rlly just this cringey?"
straight tiktok: 👁👄👁
oof too real asdfaasjdflajlskdfja
Straight tiktok is scary
Never was and never will be on straight tik tok because I'm not.
I hate both Alt and Straight Tiktok, they both suck 🤣🤣🤣
@ĶevìņBB Please do
I had a friend who was just like Sean, called Sean, was also Irish and laughed at the same stuff as Sean and it’s so weird that I never thought of this before
I get black bears in my yard all the time. They're big ol' pushovers. I actually opened my front door one day to find one just standing on my stairs. We stared at each other for a moment before I shut the door and turned to my husband to say, "There is a bear at the door... I don't know if I should be scared or try to pet it."
Living in the woods is a fun time. Bears, moose, turkeys and the occasional bobcat. Never a boring moment.
Does anyone just love that jack was like "I should make my own coffee" as a joke and then went and actually did it🤣
That nun tho
My name pls :)
@ĶevìņBB no.
Ikr, thats crazy
@ĶevìņBB
No
me: TikTok really isn't that funny
also me: laughs at dude farting into the intercom
Thats is a fake video. Tiktok has a shitload videos with that exact same sound
PILT PULL lmao who cares. that’s literally the whole point of tiktok, it’s still funny bro
@@henripilt5876 r/whoosh
You should see the one where it’s Hermes and Eros. Lore Olympus
@@novazailvi2827 eh, whoosh doesn't work bc the video is fake
Sean is probably the one UA-camr I can go back and watch same video multiple times and not feel bored
Sean’s energy is this video is just amazing I love it
And that is the official country of Jacksepticeye and his loyal fan base:
*The United States of AHHHHHHHHHH*
Aww yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Ur profile pic is amazing!!!!!! I love Loki, he is amazing and awesome.
As a citizen of the ol' USA, I can confirm that this is in fact the way to say the name of our country based on current events.
@@crys1859 haha thank you 😊
"Is it really this cringey?"
Me: YES...yes it is!
My name pls :)
Can I have a normal person for once?
Yo guys if you can help my dream sub goal of 1k subs I would really appreciate it if not I understand and if you’re triggered I apologise (I’m not a bot) 😂
ONESY if you’re not a bot then that makes this even worse lol
@ĶevìņBB stop spamming comments please
Okay but the fart store thing legitimately killed me because I used to work in grocery and can only imagine how perfect that would've been
This is the first video of jacks I’ve seen since the end of subnautica. He’s evolved a lot as a creator and he looks to be doing well!! Keep it up Sean still love you homie ❤️
Sean: talking about bears
*camp unus annus flashbacks*
For me it’s Yogscast Don’t Starve Challenge
@@thetableoflegend9814 Lol my brain is fuelled by Unus Annus
@@greythomas6199 my sister is like that
I would probably like it I just cannot get into it for the life of me
@@thetableoflegend9814 its very funny but the is bit king left
You better not forget the buddy system
“Are people on Tik-tok really this cringey”
Yes
@ĶevìņBB no
Some creators make good videos
@@evylyn8315 that’s fair, some tik-toks are good. But the other 80%...
Yo guys if you can help my dream sub goal of 1k subs I would really appreciate it if not I understand and if you’re triggered I apologise (I’m not a bot) 😂
Absolutely 10000000%
I know this isn’t just me but Jacks videos have helped me through so much and I hope he knows just how much.
1:30 Oh no, she was ready to fight demons.
Jack: animals win over the heart of the internet.
Also Jack: You better be out there beating it with a pair of slippers
I honestly would love for him to react to the black rifle coffee commercials. They make their own commercials and it's the best thing ever.
I go to college in a mountain town in the US and I've seen many bears around campus, I even got to send my buddy a video of a bear checking out his dorm window while he was sleeping
Completely random fact:
The name for the shape of Pringles is called a “Hyperbolic Paraboloid”.
Thank you for this random fact
@Scifacts, It is parabolic hyperboloid, I see you like twisting words around.
Now I'm hungry
Huh?
But did you also know that that is the shape of the mantis shrimps muscle that allows it to punch extremely fast?
Me: “I hate TikTok so much... such cringe...”
Sean McTikington: “Have you come to the United States of AAAAAAA?”
The first was cringe right until the pity
666
8:55 is the greatest TikTok of all time lol 🤣
Thaaaaanks
@@notagain3732 what you mean that’s my vid
Your reviews on videos are far better than your drama or gaming ones. Good man
Jack when talking about cats: “They’re PURRRfect for the internet”
Me: MY PUN RADAR IS TINGLING
Yo guys if you can help my dream sub goal of 1k subs I would really appreciate it if not I understand and if you’re triggered I apologise (I’m not a bot) 😂
@@Ben-vg5is
no
why did I read “radar” as rah-dar instead of ray-far lol
Lol
Dude that is so bad he should get PUNished
As someone who grew up in the smokeys black bears are usually more scared of you than you are of it. If you come across a black bear stand up and make yourself look big and hope it's not a mama bear. I had one come running towards me once and it was maybe 12 ft away it looked terrified and I just stood up and walked slowly while keeping my eyes on it. I think people were chasing it and it ran from them the bear looked fairly young too. later we saw people going up to the bear to get pics while it was obviously scared and that's what you shouldn't do. You will most likely be fine if you come near one just don't approach it. Also if one comes up to your house it probably just want food but don't feed them because it's harmful to them. I did not mean to make this so long I jus really like bears lol.
Same dude the Jack said the saying backwards right? Grizzlies will fuck you up no matter what unless you convince them otherwise.
what if you give them a whole ass fish or something 0,o
@@Shkoop yeah grizzlies will fucking attack you for looking in their direction
@@herena5892 If it came straight from the water it would probably be fine. In my area where the bear hang out the water is too cold for fish but there are some lakes with fish around.
I love how Jack is as loud as I am when my dad's not around
Oh bless you funny UA-cam man for not liking the videos of people being mean/irritating to workers. I completely agree. 6:48
The bear saying thing is:
If it’s brown, lie down
If it’s black, fight back
If it’s white, goodnight
However, don’t think you have to play dead for that last one, it just means you’ll ACTUALLY be dead if you ever encounter a polar bear.
Thx for giving me an anxiety to sleep
@@cereal1308 no problem 😎
Ah well I live in Texas we don't have bears where I live :) thank God
Anime Dude You’re welcome my child.
If it’s white the end is in sight
For the bear rhyme, there’s a possible extra -
“If it’s white, night night.”
Cuz there’s little chance you’re getting out of a polar bear confrontation alive.
Drop an article of clothing or bag (etc) while running, there is a chance the bear will stop to investigate.
you could say the same about police officers in the us.
"If it's white, you meet God tonight"
Polar bears are naturally curious animals so if you leave an item of clothing on the ground then they will likely stop to investigate
Sorry I didn’t realise someone had already commented along similar lines
No jack you do so much more than just watch and react you make us happy and help us through challenging times
Nun is out there spreading joy, I love it
“In the United AAAAAAAAA-“
Nothing has been so realistic ever
I feel this
Jack: "YOU HAVE A BEAR ON YOUR DECK?"
Me: "that's Canada for ya"
So even the bears nice
@@Raj-df7wf lmao
@@Raj-df7wf dude I would’ve started groovin with it
As a canadian, this happens too often
@@GreyMcBeal
Not wrong, but to finish Sean’s adage, ‘if it’s white, good night.’
I like that little excerpt of the eight melodies from earthbound/mother 2 at the very beginning
The music at the start...
I am having PMD flashbacks to catching outlaws and usually getting soundly beaten
man that first one was so damn cringe indeed!!!
How many years will your mother live ?
Ignore : 0years
Subscription : will live a long and happy life.
@@idk-bp7if no
@ĶevìņBB no
@@seriesinfo_off no
Yessir
I wanna be as badass as that granny.
"Come on in...I'm ready for ya."
Anyone know the link to that video?
He spoke straight facts about the drive thru workers that be getting stressful sometimes
I haven't teary eyed laughed in so long. When that man farted into the phone I lost it. I wasn't expecting that which made it better.
It’s a same that vid was fake, still funny tho
@@LRTasker that's upsetting
Tik tok, even IF it gets banned, will be like vine getting deleted. Everyone's still going to watch them and they will live forever.
It's way too cringe to hold a legacy like vine
T O P C O M M E N T
Don't you ever compare tik tok to vine.
Boys, boys. I know. It was the only thing that I could come up with that got deleted. Tik tok will never be as good as vine. NEVER.
Vine good, tiktok bad
"in the name of the Holy Ghost, you go Sister!"
"Amen.", omg I loved that so much.
Rumour has it she’d stopped running and that was her first time out in a long time.
Could say she’s back in the habit...
Hi Jack I love your content and get sad because I can't meet you but here's my saying of how to spell you name i haven't watched that vid in like a week Seán mclaughlin
It’s like finding a brown panda and a blue axolotl naturally spawn outside your Minecraft base
Just to be clear I've been subscribed for I think 5 years then my account got deleted and I subscribed again a couple months ago and it feels good to be watching you again
Séan: I’m tired
Me: *yawns* yeah same
Séan: SIKE
Me: why must you hurt me in this way
@ĶevìņBB abe jaa gai ka mut pii
Spam mat kr yha
"if its black fight back"
me: *turns slowly to my brother*
My brother: *screeches*
My name?
Yo guys if you can help my dream sub goal of 1k subs I would really appreciate it if not I understand and if you’re triggered I apologise (I’m not a bot) 😂
@@Ben-vg5is can you stop, man bots are Desperate
@@1eoegt317 man show your sub count at least
@ĶevìņBB you alright there bud?
Might I recommend a "Cat-io" for your cat? Basically, you make a box that's the same width as your window and cut out all for sides (But leave a frame), put screening on three sides and leave one of them without screening. Add some extra parts on the outside of the frame with the opening to make sure it locks in place and now you have a "Cat-io." You just open a window, put the frame in the window, close the window to rest on top of the "Cat-io" and now your cat has a place to look at the outside world. (You don't have to do this, but my family does. Either way, I'm not the boss of your life so you don't have to build this :)
I convinced myself to change my LEDs green every time I watch Jack :3
if we're sewer children, does that mean you're our rat daddy?
i'm so sorry jack jesus christ-
...Memento mori...
he is Master Jack Splinter Septiceye
lmfao
No, that's Damien Lee.
jack: *pulls up his cat*
me instantly: WHY HE GOT MY CAT
Tio
3:13 such a sweet cat, i must have more screentime of the kittycat
the brother getting yelled at with some sweet ass Spongebob music was fucking hilarious. rewound it a lot, it was funny every time
Jack: Calls us sewer children.
Me: so i’m not a snacc anymore? :(
You are to Pennywise
Technically to you're still a snacc...just a while after being eaten
You always da snacc
@@gordon11.5 well if Gordon *Ramsay* says it the it's gotta be true!!
Remember, he said that there is a balance to everything? We are not always snaccs we also not always shite
Seán please for the love of god bring back “Jacksepticeye’s funniest home videos”
Not happening funniest home videos are dead. memes are the future
@@ashenshield1712 dude wheres your PMA
FINALLY SOMEBODY ELSE NOTICED
My positive mental assitude? Jk
But for realsies and serious I don't know if we will get FHV anymore 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@@ashenshield1712 have faith BOY ;)