Xeno hits a human with a syringe “Die Human that syringe contains enough caffeine to kill hundreds” Human “I drink more than that in my morning coffee “
What you diluted caffeine? You, philistine! This is WAR, GOD DAMN IT! WAR I SAY! How dare you dilute caffeine! Oh and by the way I need about 4 more of those syringes. I'm having a rough time waking up this morning.
@@Nietzscheisdead-God1900 for Vinarl the day humanity graced her planet was the most important day of her life, for the fire bats it was Tuesday hotseat game against a zerg
Not necessarily. Nicotine was used as an insecticide at times, and these xenos sound somewhat insect like. Alcohol, afaik, isn't particularly more dangerous to insects than to humans, and iirc, yellow jackets in particular are known to get drunk.
Well, I wouldn't necessarily call it a war crime - not outside of war. Definitely a public health issue, or in this case, potentially bioterrorism - but not a war crime without a war. It's a context question.
And after that, the officer got a lecture on the positives and negatives about cuban cigars and Havana, and all other cigar related things, from a safe distance of course.
LOL, . . . . . Spoilers . by the description of the aliens I figured that they would freak out on tobacco. Nicotine is well known for its insecticidal properties. For the algo!
I was thinking salt, or maybe the old chestnut capsaicin. I was thinking "sandwiches in Ziploc baggies" until they said 18, then I was thinking tamales or something.
I buy some Cubans from time to time from my local tobacco store, they're wonderful and makes me wonder every time why in earth I ever started smoking cigarettes when such superior product is available, been smoking cigars a few times a year since I was 16 and not planning on quitting any time soon even if I am going to quit smoking cigarettes completely pretty soon because it's a filthy habit that doesn't even give me any real enjoyment 😅
generally it's not the nicotine that's the problem, that's just the addictive part. It's the damage from smoke and tar that's the issue... personally I love the smell of cigars and pipe tobacco, just not to the point I'd take up the habit myself
As someone who is hyper sensitive to nicotine, I would rather not have trouble breathing, coughing fits and uncontrollable nausea to the point of vomiting. Nicotine is a very addictive poison. Not a strong poison in most cases, but I am one of the exceptions.
Greetings Mentlegent! For the Rhythm that is Algo Story 1: Wellll, sometimes humans have tried Eugenics in the past. It just doesn't work very well. But a good story overall. Story 2: Aliens said no smoking!
Long ago, in a galaxy...er...state far away, I used to smoke cigars. I can attest from personal experience that some are indeed toxic, and potentially lethal to those in a room where they've been ignited.
Fun fact smoking tabaco is harmless because there is so little nicotin in it that you can never od from just smoking it but if you eat it you get sick and can infact od since our stomage are realy good at digesting leafes.
second by second they pass by. Grains, tiny grains pushing, pulling, sliding past and falling. till a mountain is built in a minute's time. Creeping and crawling the minutes march by, gathering in number to slay the beast. one score, two score, three score more. reaching, grasping, clawing and stabbing, Yet by every count more still come. one glass nearly full, the other near empty and still they struggle against the odds, against a fate already known. the Hour laid low, its moment here, yet gone again so fleeting. A turn of the glass, and the endless march continues ever on, these sands of time.
Xeno hits a human with a syringe “Die Human that syringe contains enough caffeine to kill hundreds”
Human “I drink more than that in my morning coffee “
lol, 2 more please? i am a 2 cup person....
What you diluted caffeine? You, philistine! This is WAR, GOD DAMN IT! WAR I SAY! How dare you dilute caffeine! Oh and by the way I need about 4 more of those syringes. I'm having a rough time waking up this morning.
"Ow. Kill hundreds of whaaaaaaat! WOW! RIP AND TEAR!!!!!"
*15 minutes later*
Aye, Doc! Hit me again I'm feeling the crash
Guess I'll have to put off my second soda a few minutes.
Author of the second story here.
I'm pleased. Well read, thanks. :)
Thank you for the story, and letting Agro do the narration.
Glad you enjoyed
You write a lot of good stories. Thank you for sharing them 🙂
Thank you for the story!!
Swarms are always scary when you don't have sufficient AoE weapons.
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And when you do, it’s like watching dominoes fall, just pure fun
@@Nietzscheisdead-God1900 for Vinarl the day humanity graced her planet was the most important day of her life, for the fire bats it was Tuesday hotseat game against a zerg
That’s what the space napalm is for
Flamethrower go brrrr
Yeah,... if they are freaking out about the smoke I bet they would have a stroke over the aged scotch I'm sure he also has.
They would be confused as to why you would age sanitizer.
lol
Or if sparking up a finely rolled joint full of the finest sticky icky.........
Not necessarily. Nicotine was used as an insecticide at times, and these xenos sound somewhat insect like. Alcohol, afaik, isn't particularly more dangerous to insects than to humans, and iirc, yellow jackets in particular are known to get drunk.
'What do you mean? ... you DRINK shuttle fuel?
When smoking inside the building is considered a war crime
As it should
Well, I wouldn't necessarily call it a war crime - not outside of war. Definitely a public health issue, or in this case, potentially bioterrorism - but not a war crime without a war. It's a context question.
The war of 4200 was harsh with a toxic green haze everywhere disorienting the mined and leading to your inevitable confused death.
@@morescodesup2087 Not so much a war as a weeding?
Looking up the data...
It varies from 800,000 to 1,226,823 deaths in whole world in 2016.
Yea, it absolutely should be considered a crime.
And after that, the officer got a lecture on the positives and negatives about cuban cigars and Havana, and all other cigar related things, from a safe distance of course.
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by the description of the aliens I figured that they would freak out on tobacco. Nicotine is well known for its insecticidal properties.
For the algo!
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I was thinking salt, or maybe the old chestnut capsaicin. I was thinking "sandwiches in Ziploc baggies" until they said 18, then I was thinking tamales or something.
A good cigar is a good cigar
A good cigar is a wonderful thing.. a fine cigar is a thing of near perfection.
I buy some Cubans from time to time from my local tobacco store, they're wonderful and makes me wonder every time why in earth I ever started smoking cigarettes when such superior product is available, been smoking cigars a few times a year since I was 16 and not planning on quitting any time soon even if I am going to quit smoking cigarettes completely pretty soon because it's a filthy habit that doesn't even give me any real enjoyment 😅
And it is fun making a cigarette smoker cough from cigar smoke.
Nicotine was historically used as insecticide. Hence the aliens being referred to as having insectoid features various time through the story.
Caffeine, nicotine, solanine, yeah...we love those natural insecticides.
my grandma used to save her cigarette butts, soak them in water for a couple of days, them spray them of her flowers to kill off pests =)
clever puppos finally getting how to deal with the crazy space lemurs
generally it's not the nicotine that's the problem, that's just the addictive part. It's the damage from smoke and tar that's the issue... personally I love the smell of cigars and pipe tobacco, just not to the point I'd take up the habit myself
The biggest problem is how it's made, in many cases they will scrape up the leavings from the factory floor and use it to make more cigarettes
As someone who is hyper sensitive to nicotine, I would rather not have trouble breathing, coughing fits and uncontrollable nausea to the point of vomiting.
Nicotine is a very addictive poison. Not a strong poison in most cases, but I am one of the exceptions.
"Don't do it, that is lethal!"
"Lethal to you, you casual"
Damn humans and their lethal recreational drugs.
MMmmmmmmmm.... lethal.
Bro, but imagine if you're a Terran diplomat on a long visit and you're looking forward to a cigar after each meeting only to have them stolen?! Crazy
Greetings Mentlegent!
For the Rhythm that is Algo
Story 1: Wellll, sometimes humans have tried Eugenics in the past. It just doesn't work very well. But a good story overall.
Story 2: Aliens said no smoking!
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Only the finest Havana Select for traveling diplomats. Just wait until they discover Jalipino cheddar cheese.
Long ago, in a galaxy...er...state far away, I used to smoke cigars. I can attest from personal experience that some are indeed toxic, and potentially lethal to those in a room where they've been ignited.
I really liked the first story. The end of it is was a deep truth.
Thank you teir five peeps formsupporting our narrator here.
Been watching your studlff for the past few weeks and I've loved your vids.
Glad you are enjoying
He is certainly not going to get bug bites while smoking.
lol
Heh^^, i thought it would be chocolate once again.
nice of the author to trick me like that.
:)
@@AgroSquerril wait till they see what soda and do.
If the Aliens ever find out that Humans use nitroglycerin in medicine, they are going to loose their mind.
For the heart attack....BOOM!
The heart is not beating quick use explosions. Nitroglycerin to keep your heart pumping.
*looks over at humidor*
I approve
Fun fact smoking tabaco is harmless because there is so little nicotin in it that you can never od from just smoking it but if you eat it you get sick and can infact od since our stomage are realy good at digesting leafes.
Poor Zenos, humans do not understand humans.
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Thank you Agro
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For a while I thought the rolls were toosti rolls
Just do your best to make sure you get the right human in front of you.
Deathworlders. What can you say?
individual is the source of the society, and if the make cigarettes illegal... thems fighting words
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1/6th of a gram of Reagansbane is no joke.
a good lesson in both stories
Thank you, Freud.
Except Freud didn't actually say that.
I knew it was either Cigars, Cigarettes, or Swiss Rolls 🤣😂🤣
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Bless the Squerril
Bless the Author
Xenos, leave us old men of Earth to our cigars, moonshine and pretty females. Make us ignore any of the three at your own bodily risk and welfare.
I think I've read "biohazard" before
one hour out
second by second they pass by. Grains, tiny grains pushing, pulling, sliding past and falling. till a mountain is built in a minute's time. Creeping and crawling the minutes march by, gathering in number to slay the beast. one score, two score, three score more. reaching, grasping, clawing and stabbing, Yet by every count more still come. one glass nearly full, the other near empty and still they struggle against the odds, against a fate already known. the Hour laid low, its moment here, yet gone again so fleeting.
A turn of the glass, and the endless march continues ever on, these sands of time.
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neat
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i too am a mentalgent.
Mentlegen
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F.T.A !
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