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  • @robertbemis9800
    @robertbemis9800 3 роки тому +104

    Xeno hits a human with a syringe “Die Human that syringe contains enough caffeine to kill hundreds”
    Human “I drink more than that in my morning coffee “

    • @Immoralbites
      @Immoralbites 3 роки тому +12

      lol, 2 more please? i am a 2 cup person....

    • @scotteggert9820
      @scotteggert9820 3 роки тому +17

      What you diluted caffeine? You, philistine! This is WAR, GOD DAMN IT! WAR I SAY! How dare you dilute caffeine! Oh and by the way I need about 4 more of those syringes. I'm having a rough time waking up this morning.

    • @mfree80286
      @mfree80286 3 роки тому +7

      "Ow. Kill hundreds of whaaaaaaat! WOW! RIP AND TEAR!!!!!"

    • @soffren
      @soffren 3 роки тому +6

      *15 minutes later*
      Aye, Doc! Hit me again I'm feeling the crash

    • @calvingreene90
      @calvingreene90 3 роки тому +5

      Guess I'll have to put off my second soda a few minutes.

  • @BrazenBard
    @BrazenBard 3 роки тому +101

    Author of the second story here.
    I'm pleased. Well read, thanks. :)

    • @elfeater1760
      @elfeater1760 3 роки тому +10

      Thank you for the story, and letting Agro do the narration.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +7

      Glad you enjoyed

    • @soffren
      @soffren 3 роки тому +1

      You write a lot of good stories. Thank you for sharing them 🙂

    • @sherylcascadden4988
      @sherylcascadden4988 Рік тому +1

      Thank you for the story!!

  • @IRMentat
    @IRMentat 3 роки тому +82

    Swarms are always scary when you don't have sufficient AoE weapons.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +15

      true

    • @Nietzscheisdead-God1900
      @Nietzscheisdead-God1900 3 роки тому +19

      And when you do, it’s like watching dominoes fall, just pure fun

    • @zetaking2909
      @zetaking2909 3 роки тому +10

      @@Nietzscheisdead-God1900 for Vinarl the day humanity graced her planet was the most important day of her life, for the fire bats it was Tuesday hotseat game against a zerg

    • @RabidPancakeDisorder
      @RabidPancakeDisorder 3 роки тому +4

      That’s what the space napalm is for

    • @hello_i_exist_uwu
      @hello_i_exist_uwu 3 роки тому +3

      Flamethrower go brrrr

  • @lloydkeith3061
    @lloydkeith3061 3 роки тому +41

    Yeah,... if they are freaking out about the smoke I bet they would have a stroke over the aged scotch I'm sure he also has.

    • @calvingreene90
      @calvingreene90 3 роки тому +18

      They would be confused as to why you would age sanitizer.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +7

      lol

    • @carlfromtheoc1788
      @carlfromtheoc1788 3 роки тому +6

      Or if sparking up a finely rolled joint full of the finest sticky icky.........

    • @spudgamer6049
      @spudgamer6049 2 роки тому

      Not necessarily. Nicotine was used as an insecticide at times, and these xenos sound somewhat insect like. Alcohol, afaik, isn't particularly more dangerous to insects than to humans, and iirc, yellow jackets in particular are known to get drunk.

    • @Jason-sm4oc
      @Jason-sm4oc 2 роки тому +2

      'What do you mean? ... you DRINK shuttle fuel?

  • @stalwartteakettlepotato9879
    @stalwartteakettlepotato9879 3 роки тому +43

    When smoking inside the building is considered a war crime

    • @peterlaursen5722
      @peterlaursen5722 3 роки тому +5

      As it should

    • @BrazenBard
      @BrazenBard 3 роки тому +2

      Well, I wouldn't necessarily call it a war crime - not outside of war. Definitely a public health issue, or in this case, potentially bioterrorism - but not a war crime without a war. It's a context question.

    • @morescodesup2087
      @morescodesup2087 3 роки тому +4

      The war of 4200 was harsh with a toxic green haze everywhere disorienting the mined and leading to your inevitable confused death.

    • @BrazenBard
      @BrazenBard 3 роки тому +2

      @@morescodesup2087 Not so much a war as a weeding?

    • @СергійСавелов
      @СергійСавелов 5 місяців тому

      Looking up the data...
      It varies from 800,000 to 1,226,823 deaths in whole world in 2016.
      Yea, it absolutely should be considered a crime.

  • @lukkaredwolf3534
    @lukkaredwolf3534 3 роки тому +39

    And after that, the officer got a lecture on the positives and negatives about cuban cigars and Havana, and all other cigar related things, from a safe distance of course.

  • @pvtpy1e
    @pvtpy1e 3 роки тому +33

    LOL,
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    Spoilers
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    by the description of the aliens I figured that they would freak out on tobacco. Nicotine is well known for its insecticidal properties.
    For the algo!

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +2

      For the algorithm

    • @alwelle3902
      @alwelle3902 3 роки тому +2

      I was thinking salt, or maybe the old chestnut capsaicin. I was thinking "sandwiches in Ziploc baggies" until they said 18, then I was thinking tamales or something.

  • @edua172
    @edua172 3 роки тому +47

    A good cigar is a good cigar

    • @furycarnategaming
      @furycarnategaming 3 роки тому +9

      A good cigar is a wonderful thing.. a fine cigar is a thing of near perfection.

    • @Warutteri
      @Warutteri 3 роки тому +3

      I buy some Cubans from time to time from my local tobacco store, they're wonderful and makes me wonder every time why in earth I ever started smoking cigarettes when such superior product is available, been smoking cigars a few times a year since I was 16 and not planning on quitting any time soon even if I am going to quit smoking cigarettes completely pretty soon because it's a filthy habit that doesn't even give me any real enjoyment 😅

    • @TheAussief1
      @TheAussief1 3 роки тому +2

      And it is fun making a cigarette smoker cough from cigar smoke.

  • @wintersking4290
    @wintersking4290 3 роки тому +17

    Nicotine was historically used as insecticide. Hence the aliens being referred to as having insectoid features various time through the story.

    • @Azurath100
      @Azurath100 3 роки тому +2

      Caffeine, nicotine, solanine, yeah...we love those natural insecticides.

    • @WeatherStone
      @WeatherStone 2 роки тому +2

      my grandma used to save her cigarette butts, soak them in water for a couple of days, them spray them of her flowers to kill off pests =)

  • @henrypaleveda7760
    @henrypaleveda7760 3 роки тому +11

    clever puppos finally getting how to deal with the crazy space lemurs

  • @MrGoesBoom
    @MrGoesBoom 3 роки тому +14

    generally it's not the nicotine that's the problem, that's just the addictive part. It's the damage from smoke and tar that's the issue... personally I love the smell of cigars and pipe tobacco, just not to the point I'd take up the habit myself

    • @burnttoast5372
      @burnttoast5372 3 роки тому +2

      The biggest problem is how it's made, in many cases they will scrape up the leavings from the factory floor and use it to make more cigarettes

    • @sherylcascadden4988
      @sherylcascadden4988 Рік тому +1

      As someone who is hyper sensitive to nicotine, I would rather not have trouble breathing, coughing fits and uncontrollable nausea to the point of vomiting.
      Nicotine is a very addictive poison. Not a strong poison in most cases, but I am one of the exceptions.

  • @mrmastaofdesasta6994
    @mrmastaofdesasta6994 3 роки тому +4

    "Don't do it, that is lethal!"
    "Lethal to you, you casual"

  • @thomaskelleyjr.1671
    @thomaskelleyjr.1671 3 роки тому +4

    Damn humans and their lethal recreational drugs.

    • @Z4RD4N34
      @Z4RD4N34 3 роки тому

      MMmmmmmmmm.... lethal.

  • @soffren
    @soffren 3 роки тому +2

    Bro, but imagine if you're a Terran diplomat on a long visit and you're looking forward to a cigar after each meeting only to have them stolen?! Crazy

  • @RealArcalian
    @RealArcalian 3 роки тому +2

    Greetings Mentlegent!
    For the Rhythm that is Algo
    Story 1: Wellll, sometimes humans have tried Eugenics in the past. It just doesn't work very well. But a good story overall.
    Story 2: Aliens said no smoking!

  • @willgallatin2802
    @willgallatin2802 3 роки тому +2

    Only the finest Havana Select for traveling diplomats. Just wait until they discover Jalipino cheddar cheese.

  • @OGSontar
    @OGSontar 10 місяців тому

    Long ago, in a galaxy...er...state far away, I used to smoke cigars. I can attest from personal experience that some are indeed toxic, and potentially lethal to those in a room where they've been ignited.

  • @Z4RD4N34
    @Z4RD4N34 3 роки тому +3

    I really liked the first story. The end of it is was a deep truth.

  • @ATSucks1
    @ATSucks1 3 роки тому

    Thank you teir five peeps formsupporting our narrator here.

  • @georgeclueney4419
    @georgeclueney4419 3 роки тому +5

    Been watching your studlff for the past few weeks and I've loved your vids.

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 3 роки тому +4

    He is certainly not going to get bug bites while smoking.

  • @alexs5814
    @alexs5814 3 роки тому +4

    Heh^^, i thought it would be chocolate once again.
    nice of the author to trick me like that.

  • @samueltrusik3251
    @samueltrusik3251 3 роки тому +4

    If the Aliens ever find out that Humans use nitroglycerin in medicine, they are going to loose their mind.

    • @Z4RD4N34
      @Z4RD4N34 3 роки тому

      For the heart attack....BOOM!

    • @loganshaw4527
      @loganshaw4527 Рік тому

      The heart is not beating quick use explosions. Nitroglycerin to keep your heart pumping.

  • @aaronsouthard8366
    @aaronsouthard8366 3 роки тому +2

    *looks over at humidor*
    I approve

  • @HDSpiele
    @HDSpiele 2 роки тому

    Fun fact smoking tabaco is harmless because there is so little nicotin in it that you can never od from just smoking it but if you eat it you get sick and can infact od since our stomage are realy good at digesting leafes.

  • @Tempestan
    @Tempestan 3 роки тому +2

    Poor Zenos, humans do not understand humans.

  • @elfeater1760
    @elfeater1760 3 роки тому +3

    Thank you Agro
    For the Algorithm11!

  • @HurremDurrem
    @HurremDurrem 3 роки тому +1

    For a while I thought the rolls were toosti rolls

  • @merlinathrawes746
    @merlinathrawes746 10 місяців тому

    Just do your best to make sure you get the right human in front of you.
    Deathworlders. What can you say?

  • @Immoralbites
    @Immoralbites 3 роки тому +1

    individual is the source of the society, and if the make cigarettes illegal... thems fighting words

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 3 роки тому

    For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

  • @civosborne
    @civosborne 3 роки тому

    1/6th of a gram of Reagansbane is no joke.

  • @yomogami4561
    @yomogami4561 Рік тому

    a good lesson in both stories

  • @dantreadwell7421
    @dantreadwell7421 3 роки тому +1

    Thank you, Freud.

    • @BrazenBard
      @BrazenBard 3 роки тому

      Except Freud didn't actually say that.

  • @robertshank9778
    @robertshank9778 3 роки тому +1

    I knew it was either Cigars, Cigarettes, or Swiss Rolls 🤣😂🤣
    For the Algorithm

  • @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
    @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 3 роки тому

    Bless the Squerril
    Bless the Author

  • @grogvaughan5649
    @grogvaughan5649 Рік тому

    Xenos, leave us old men of Earth to our cigars, moonshine and pretty females. Make us ignore any of the three at your own bodily risk and welfare.

  • @estebanzadok7592
    @estebanzadok7592 3 роки тому

    I think I've read "biohazard" before

  • @IronWarrior_69
    @IronWarrior_69 3 роки тому +3

    one hour out

    • @MrBishop077
      @MrBishop077 3 роки тому +3

      second by second they pass by. Grains, tiny grains pushing, pulling, sliding past and falling. till a mountain is built in a minute's time. Creeping and crawling the minutes march by, gathering in number to slay the beast. one score, two score, three score more. reaching, grasping, clawing and stabbing, Yet by every count more still come. one glass nearly full, the other near empty and still they struggle against the odds, against a fate already known. the Hour laid low, its moment here, yet gone again so fleeting.
      A turn of the glass, and the endless march continues ever on, these sands of time.

  • @whatsagoodusername823
    @whatsagoodusername823 3 роки тому

    アルゴリズム用の1つ

  • @genericuser984
    @genericuser984 3 роки тому

    neat

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 3 роки тому

    For the algorithm

  • @kingnothing8570
    @kingnothing8570 3 роки тому

    i too am a mentalgent.

  • @vodamiinurl1337
    @vodamiinurl1337 2 роки тому

    Mentlegen

  • @karlhamoy3919
    @karlhamoy3919 9 місяців тому

    🙂

  • @josmeijers2818
    @josmeijers2818 2 роки тому

    F.T.A !

  • @arakheno4051
    @arakheno4051 3 роки тому

    F.A.S.

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 10 місяців тому

    94th, 15 January 2024

  • @WiredTurkey316
    @WiredTurkey316 3 роки тому

    For the algorithm