Tasting Chinese Military MRE (Meal Ready to Eat)

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  • @amberbee4536
    @amberbee4536 7 років тому +1505

    "so where are you from?" "Taiwan" "SO WE HAVE A CHINESE MRE HERE"

    • @amberbee4536
      @amberbee4536 7 років тому +113

      "It's spicy vegetables" "So is it jam?" "No. SPICY VEGETABLES"

    • @sirmiles1820
      @sirmiles1820 7 років тому +10

      Music Lover chinese foods can be weird sometimes.. like fetus..

    • @ZedXFusioNX7
      @ZedXFusioNX7 7 років тому +4

      Music Lover they had too much crack

    • @Saskatchewanna
      @Saskatchewanna 7 років тому +7

      Sir Miles or raw dog/ cooked babies

    • @Ieatmoilk
      @Ieatmoilk 7 років тому +1

      Music Lover i think it was taraz's fault

  • @danielsauromega
    @danielsauromega 7 років тому +2115

    I wanna see him do a "Tasting American School Lunches" and watch him be disappointed in the no taste

    • @aerilous9348
      @aerilous9348 7 років тому +18

      Danielsauras My school has good lunches.

    • @user-en7hh1kj2i
      @user-en7hh1kj2i 7 років тому +4

      Danielsauras all I like is chicken and rice

    • @soar_nova6382
      @soar_nova6382 7 років тому +2

      Danielsauras right

    • @soar_nova6382
      @soar_nova6382 7 років тому +5

      Danielsauras he'll throw up

    • @MrLSalazar714
      @MrLSalazar714 7 років тому +4

      "haha its funny because its true." (Homer Simpson voice)

  • @ynohtaanarillas5418
    @ynohtaanarillas5418 7 років тому +1012

    "its a powder and you put it in a water powder and it becomes juice"

  • @harrypeng9028
    @harrypeng9028 3 роки тому +41

    The “compressed snack” expands to many times its original size once it enters your digestive system. I’ve tried the exact same stuff a few years back, ate a tiny bit, drank some water, and felt very full an hour later.

  • @JoshPalerLin
    @JoshPalerLin 7 років тому +2009

    "Let me try your sausage."
    "Let me try your sausage."
    "Let me try your sausage."
    "Let me try your sausage."
    "Let me try your sausage."
    FINE.

    • @kekikus5026
      @kekikus5026 7 років тому +10

      JoshPalerLin ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @akthamm4176
      @akthamm4176 7 років тому +2

      JoshPalerLin hey lool

    • @kpill45
      @kpill45 7 років тому +1

      JoshPalerLin

    • @gmarod6099
      @gmarod6099 7 років тому +1

      JoshPalerLin lol

    • @GreedK2
      @GreedK2 7 років тому +9

      JoshPalerLin you faked homeless prank

  • @WillD0o
    @WillD0o 7 років тому +2647

    Puts powder into water* "maybe I cooked it wrong"

  • @AversaS2
    @AversaS2 7 років тому +276

    "Smells like dog food." Probably not an analogy you want to make when discussing Chinese MREs.

    • @leroystumps1452
      @leroystumps1452 7 років тому +9

      Get it? Dog-food, as in food made out of dogs? Funny stuff

    • @untitled4971
      @untitled4971 7 років тому +3

      Leroy Stumps, xD

    • @monkeylee4818
      @monkeylee4818 7 років тому

      AversaS no, it the plastic smell.

    • @sw-jy1hh
      @sw-jy1hh 7 років тому

      Lol true

    • @TheEllanOsHD
      @TheEllanOsHD 7 років тому +4

      well, i wouldnt have been suprised if the meals actually contained dogs

  • @kailee9951
    @kailee9951 7 років тому +461

    4:10 "let me try ur sausage"

  • @CrazyRussianHacker
    @CrazyRussianHacker  7 років тому +8357

    Thank you for 9 million subscribers! :D

    • @aeshamwow
      @aeshamwow 7 років тому +37

      CrazyRussianHacker boom

    • @odinmerry8276
      @odinmerry8276 7 років тому +1

      CrazyRussianHacker can u reply plz

    • @davidblakney4953
      @davidblakney4953 7 років тому +1

      CrazyRussianHacker WOOHOO CONGRATS MATE

    • @megagene
      @megagene 7 років тому +2

      Congrats, Taras!

    • @odinmerry8276
      @odinmerry8276 7 років тому +1

      CrazyRussianHacker im so happy u got 9 million

  • @Pan_Z
    @Pan_Z 7 років тому +507

    " You ate all the beef. We were supposed to mix it up!'
    "It'll mix in my stomach."

  • @ahmadumar918
    @ahmadumar918 7 років тому +732

    I m an Indian and watching a Taiwanese and russian eating Chinese military mre in America. .. Internet is amazing 😂

    • @SmiledElf
      @SmiledElf 7 років тому +23

      Umar Ahmad Ikr, I was completely amazed that these two guys originated from the other side of the world to each other and theyre using a common language to communicate with themselves and to many more around the world. That's amazing!

    • @faraz2188
      @faraz2188 7 років тому

      Umar Ahmad z

    • @goodman9585
      @goodman9585 7 років тому +8

      Umar Ahmad And where are you originally from

    • @chalkem3305
      @chalkem3305 7 років тому +6

      Umar Ahmad and I'm a Canadian reading it

    • @TheSharmaFilms
      @TheSharmaFilms 7 років тому +10

      Xavier Griffith I am an Indian sitting with a Brazilian girl watching Russian and Taiwanese guys, and reading comments from some Britishers, Hungarian, etc.

  • @huy1569
    @huy1569 7 років тому +329

    4:19 "it taste like Chinese food" because it is .

    • @Assassman688
      @Assassman688 6 років тому +8

      I'm so shook I see no dog or cat (oml sorry)

    • @user-qs6fp7fb5l
      @user-qs6fp7fb5l 5 років тому +1

      I was sign my timesheet my supervisor look at that so shock and saying it look likes chinese, then look at me says oh you are Chinese.

    • @theyellowunoreversecard3711
      @theyellowunoreversecard3711 2 роки тому

      @@Assassman688 as a chinese person, I am
      I honestly am kinda dissapointed

    • @Assassman688
      @Assassman688 2 роки тому

      @@theyellowunoreversecard3711 cool lol

  • @CommentCritic
    @CommentCritic 7 років тому +991

    "It's like spicy....vegetables." "Oh so it's like some kind of jam?"

    • @BayVibes
      @BayVibes 7 років тому +20

      Jakester! - The Darude Comment Critic LMAOO I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

    • @zicrax6243
      @zicrax6243 7 років тому

      When does he say that?

    • @nekumacchi3123
      @nekumacchi3123 7 років тому

      lmaoo

    • @ElfPk3r
      @ElfPk3r 7 років тому +8

      Darude - Sandstorm

    • @migs8497
      @migs8497 7 років тому +2

      Alice Vesalius 2:29

  • @souravzzz
    @souravzzz 7 років тому +404

    Russian MRE:
    Vodka
    Potato
    Enemy Tears

    • @maxpower1716
      @maxpower1716 7 років тому +5

      U Wot M8 you maade me cry

    • @lyrix7479
      @lyrix7479 7 років тому +1

      Truuuu

    • @aid0n7vlog98
      @aid0n7vlog98 7 років тому

      U Wot M8 you are like 10 no drinking vodka

    • @kkkunt692
      @kkkunt692 7 років тому +5

      U Wot M8 add bear meat

    • @nicholas7741
      @nicholas7741 7 років тому +10

      Irish MRE potatos and beer

  • @jeremyhuang4988
    @jeremyhuang4988 7 років тому +230

    0:50 The crazy russian owl

  • @anniewilliams1063
    @anniewilliams1063 7 років тому +47

    you see how pure of a person he is when josh said he wanted the spicy vegetable packet thing and Taras just gave it to him without any hesitation ❤

  • @Joshpalerlinvlogs
    @Joshpalerlinvlogs 7 років тому +517

    I HAD WAY TOO MUCH FUN EATING THIS BRO!!! IT WAS AWESOME :)

    • @crisrodriguez8735
      @crisrodriguez8735 7 років тому +1

      JoshPalerLinVlogs love your videos

    • @Kausmik
      @Kausmik 7 років тому +1

      JoshPalerLinVlogs

    • @drain0001
      @drain0001 7 років тому +7

      JoshPalerLinVlogs did you enjoy his sausage?

    • @rullodaraysen
      @rullodaraysen 7 років тому +1

      JoshPalerLinVlogs if you go to the military then say goodbye to ur long hair. It will look like his. I'm 16 and my grandpa and dad was in the military. And I live in Hawaii (born&raised) I'm Asian too

    • @zonk834
      @zonk834 7 років тому +5

      JoshPalerLinVlogs More of you guys and MREs please (:

  • @aler9979
    @aler9979 7 років тому +489

    I don't always leave a comment on a video but when I do...

  • @danielkelbovskij4717
    @danielkelbovskij4717 7 років тому +480

    "its like spicy vegetable"
    Russianhacker="So its like jam"
    😂😂

    • @funkids846
      @funkids846 6 років тому

      LOL best coment ever😄😅😂🤣😆😅😅😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😀😀

    • @danielramirezgarcia8011
      @danielramirezgarcia8011 6 років тому

      Lol xD

    • @flammmez
      @flammmez 6 років тому +4

      I think jam in russia is made with vegetables

    • @ribitt06
      @ribitt06 5 років тому +1

      @@flammmez nyet

  • @lesgold98
    @lesgold98 6 років тому +141

    In Soviet Russia there is spicy jam 👌👌👌

  • @shatalg
    @shatalg 7 років тому +252

    Its so funny to listen to these two, its like a Russian/Chinese version of an argument between Schwarzenegger and Stallone.

    • @shatalg
      @shatalg 7 років тому +27

      IT DOESNT TASTE LIKE ANYTHING
      IT TASTE LIKE MILK
      IT TASTE LIKE A COOKIE
      COOKIE?!

    • @LEGEND04131
      @LEGEND04131 7 років тому

      shatalg 😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @ezioauditoredafirenze4760
      @ezioauditoredafirenze4760 7 років тому +8

      shatalg
      PUT THE COOKIE DOWN!

    • @l_days127
      @l_days127 7 років тому

      he's not even chinese

    • @shatalg
      @shatalg 7 років тому

      whats the difference

  • @RoyalGamesNow
    @RoyalGamesNow 7 років тому +522

    why am I watching grown men eat chinese stuff

  • @jimbob3767
    @jimbob3767 7 років тому +693

    "It tastes like Chinese food" HMM I WONDER WHY

  • @btr2416
    @btr2416 6 років тому +194

    *Chinese MRE*
    "It taste like Chinese food"
    Ya don say

  • @asma5495
    @asma5495 7 років тому +492

    its Chinese MRE...
    @4:19 he says it tastes like Chinese food... facepalm 😂😂

    • @danielbrito6757
      @danielbrito6757 7 років тому

      Asma he said that right as I read this comment

    • @adamas_dragon
      @adamas_dragon 7 років тому

      Asma That shows you how "intelligent" some youtubers are xD

    • @Hca.brandon
      @Hca.brandon 7 років тому

      Adamas Dragon 😂😂lol

    • @blank336
      @blank336 7 років тому

      Asma josh didnt have any educations so dont be so mean to uneducated person.

    • @akthamm4176
      @akthamm4176 7 років тому

      Asma oh I thought it would smell like American...

  • @ruddin1122
    @ruddin1122 7 років тому +389

    two men drinking from the same glass and talking about eating each other's sausage.
    somethings up

    • @roblwsn4802
      @roblwsn4802 7 років тому +4

      their peckers!

    • @JohnnyYenn
      @JohnnyYenn 7 років тому

      Rob Lwsn Lol! 😂😂

    • @dentonchinn7776
      @dentonchinn7776 7 років тому

      D. C f off

    • @habz2242
      @habz2242 7 років тому +1

      Lol on the real tho if someone was to just listen to this vid, they would think someone's sucking someone off! 😂😂😂

    • @ruddin1122
      @ruddin1122 7 років тому +1

      Has16 lmfaooo

  • @rendellvalles6749
    @rendellvalles6749 7 років тому +533

    "let me eat your sausage" - Josh Paler Lin 2016

  • @JustinK21_CVL
    @JustinK21_CVL 7 років тому +26

    mom: what are you watching?
    me: two guys eating food
    mom: okay...

  • @itsandrei7067
    @itsandrei7067 7 років тому +1206

    It's spicy vegetables "so it's like a jam?" 😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌

  • @johnname7163
    @johnname7163 7 років тому +437

    It's like watching 2 kids playing with their food.

  • @HIKARUAUSTIN
    @HIKARUAUSTIN 7 років тому +174

    Spicy vegetable. Tara's- "is that some kind of jam?"

    • @migs8497
      @migs8497 7 років тому +4

      Harambe's Return dead 😂

    • @idylledoll
      @idylledoll 7 років тому +5

      Plz Liek Comment for dank meme because they have that Russian veggie spread similar to Jam consistency.

  • @Agent_SD
    @Agent_SD 3 роки тому +5

    ASIAN GUY: the smell is like chemical
    RUSSIAN HACKER: this is so good,

  • @PepsiTheDude
    @PepsiTheDude 7 років тому +91

    2:25 "spicy vegetables". So is it some kind of jam?

    • @shadmandem918
      @shadmandem918 7 років тому +1

      Michael *facepalm*

    • @DragunovSniperElite
      @DragunovSniperElite 7 років тому +1

      Pickled vegetables. Unlike western pickles, Chinese pickles tend to be only salty, maybe a little bit sugar, and not sour. There are a few vinegar based pickles, but we we call it "sour vegetables" which is a different term than what it says on the pouch.

    • @davidh376
      @davidh376 7 років тому +4

      its probably like what was in the Koreans which was kimchi

  • @C0DZ0cKeR
    @C0DZ0cKeR 7 років тому +199

    4:19 "its taste like chinese food" ME : No Freakin way !!!

    • @sidneyhill7232
      @sidneyhill7232 7 років тому +5

      xTheRealPredator lmao he meanse the actual thing. it taste authentic lol

    • @aoyanda
      @aoyanda 7 років тому +4

      xTheRealPredator I served in the People's Liberation Army and I guarantee you our MRE doesn't taste like Chinese food...

    • @phengyang2784
      @phengyang2784 7 років тому

      xTheRealPredator its taiwanese lol its different from china

    • @aoyanda
      @aoyanda 7 років тому +1

      pheng yang But the MRE here is the mainland Chinese MRE

    • @collisionsc-7875
      @collisionsc-7875 7 років тому +4

      Taiwan is nearly the same as china, what's separating them is the Japanese culture and the political status.

  • @user-ff1ws1sf2u
    @user-ff1ws1sf2u 7 років тому +185

    CRH : Tastes like a cookie
    JoshPlaer : Kookie!

    • @Phunny
      @Phunny 7 років тому +3

      Muhammad Haddad Cocookie*

    • @nathanielluke2084
      @nathanielluke2084 7 років тому

      Muhammad Haddad Cockie

    • @spastichawk1
      @spastichawk1 7 років тому

      TABLET GAming cookie

    • @godbas1460
      @godbas1460 7 років тому +4

      Muhammad Haddad No, Kookie, as in Jungkookie from BTS, right?

  • @smugly6793
    @smugly6793 7 років тому +65

    Bro pass the compressed snack and fast liquid

    • @toro64xxx
      @toro64xxx 6 років тому +1

      Wafer and instant drink

  • @phtevenseagull9263
    @phtevenseagull9263 7 років тому +215

    1:49 "olive oil, sugar, aids..."
    Nah, I think I´ll pass.

    • @barronh11
      @barronh11 7 років тому +2

      Phteven Seagull I heard that too😂😂😂

    • @phtevenseagull9263
      @phtevenseagull9263 7 років тому +4

      Bobby Papoutsis
      No, that's not a "g". It's clearly a "d".
      And it's not as strange as you think. After MSG, aids is the most common flavour enhancer in China.

    • @kylecharlagneoliquino9592
      @kylecharlagneoliquino9592 7 років тому

      Phteven Seagull its eggs

    • @phtevenseagull9263
      @phtevenseagull9263 7 років тому +1

      Kyle Charlagne Oliquino
      No, I'm quite sure aids is a mammal. It wouldn't lay eggs.

    • @Enderneko666
      @Enderneko666 7 років тому +2

      Phteven Seagull aids is like a chicken but less chicken

  • @amezsherzad
    @amezsherzad 7 років тому +178

    Huh?? I already sent you a finnish MRE. How come it hasn't arrived yet?

    • @dapottis
      @dapottis 7 років тому +12

      a Midas Maybe he is saving it for another video or idk

    • @amezsherzad
      @amezsherzad 7 років тому

      Verano Probably 1 week ago

    • @amezsherzad
      @amezsherzad 7 років тому

      Pootis Spencer Good theory

    • @marcdeboer1280
      @marcdeboer1280 7 років тому +20

      If you sent it from Finland it probably hasn't arrived yet.

    • @amezsherzad
      @amezsherzad 7 років тому

      Marc de Boer it could be

  • @EpicLebaneseNerd
    @EpicLebaneseNerd 7 років тому +105

    ''let me try your sausage'' said the asian man to the crazy russian................this won't end well.

  • @ellenlynn8107
    @ellenlynn8107 6 років тому +52

    It will mix in my stomach

  • @eugenegenegene
    @eugenegenegene 7 років тому +24

    The words "09 单兵即时食品" on the main package translates as "Type 9 Single Soldier, Readily Available Food"... The vegetable packets are basically Szechuan-style preserved vegetables, similar to sauerkraut...

    • @TwistedCheshy
      @TwistedCheshy 7 років тому +1

      Eugene Khaw I came here to say this, I don't know Chinese but I assumed the "he doesn't know it in english" veggies were sauerkraut. One of the best tastes with beef! mmm or pulled pork... now I'm hungry..

    • @CM6774
      @CM6774 7 років тому

      I really want to know what the drink is, but I can't see the words on the package.

    • @eugenegenegene
      @eugenegenegene 7 років тому

      CM6774 it's basically just a sugar-water cordial drink.. comes in a powder to dissolve into water.. usually either peach, lemon or orange flavored...

    • @CM6774
      @CM6774 7 років тому

      It seems that this "sugar-water" does not taste good! I wonder if it is some kinds of Chinese herb tea (廿四味 for example! LOL)

    • @eugenegenegene
      @eugenegenegene 7 років тому

      If you look at it from a different perspective, it'll make sense.. These are combat field rations, it's not really meant to "taste good".. It's just meant to mask bad tastes in horrid combat situations, so that the rancid-tasting stored water in a solder's bottle after a long day of fighting, will taste that little better...

  • @skullcrushers1000
    @skullcrushers1000 7 років тому +215

    Two people who speak broken English try to talk.

    • @noobyscooby8664
      @noobyscooby8664 7 років тому +11

      Rhett Having a Vietnam Flashback your name and profile picture cracked me up

    • @einsteinscat2124
      @einsteinscat2124 7 років тому +9

      Rhett Having a Vietnam Flashback its english with accent not broken

    • @ramen9561
      @ramen9561 7 років тому +1

      one person with broken grammar try's to write

    • @skullcrushers1000
      @skullcrushers1000 7 років тому +5

      ramen So, if you're a grammar teacher, what was wrong?
      BTW, why was there a apostrophe in "trys"? It is tries. "Try's" would be try is.

    • @user-vs1mn8ig8w
      @user-vs1mn8ig8w 7 років тому +1

      Rhett Having a Vietnam Flashback lol

  • @billalfnc
    @billalfnc 7 років тому +259

    It's like they haven't eaten in six years

    • @billalfnc
      @billalfnc 7 років тому

      Bryan Yang right

    • @yousef.assadieh
      @yousef.assadieh 7 років тому

      Nicolas Rana damn

    • @dapottis
      @dapottis 7 років тому +3

      Nicolas Rana Ohh my god what a savage..

    • @givenspade
      @givenspade 7 років тому

      Nicolas Rana dang lol

    • @christangpro
      @christangpro 7 років тому

      Nicolas Rana Ahaha damn no chill 😂

  • @TFrax
    @TFrax 7 років тому +11

    This video is filled with so much awesome! These two guys seem to genuinely enjoy this MRE.

  • @schweppesoriginal9265
    @schweppesoriginal9265 7 років тому +159

    Wow thanks for the one like! Who did it and how did I know?

  • @yukmoutb5885
    @yukmoutb5885 7 років тому +156

    how many marijuana injections before this video ? lol

    • @lukesimms2392
      @lukesimms2392 7 років тому +3

      Yukmout B at least 5 then a direct injection of meth into the neck for the heck of it

    • @chambassexy5714
      @chambassexy5714 7 років тому +3

      Yukmout B And maby a joint of heroin

    • @papichulo9804
      @papichulo9804 7 років тому

      Chambas Sexy And replacing Kolaid powder with cocain and chugging 5 bottles of vodka

    • @markolpark2220
      @markolpark2220 7 років тому +1

      Just 2 big fat blunts

    • @bertomtz
      @bertomtz 7 років тому +2

      they had alot of lean before the video

  • @jenjen9270
    @jenjen9270 7 років тому +236

    4:10 "Let me try your sausage" ........................

  • @guillie
    @guillie 4 роки тому +75

    "It smells like chemicals!"
    I'm sorry but *if this was a Japanese mre, then there would be so many Hiroshima jokes*

  • @JoshPalerLin
    @JoshPalerLin 7 років тому +59

    STOP TAKING MY SAUSAGE BRO!!! IM DEAD 😂😂😂

  • @jjsenju596
    @jjsenju596 7 років тому +24

    Taras - "I geuss I'm just not used to this kind of drink"
    Josh - " But I'm Asian and I don't like it."

  • @Pvsn08
    @Pvsn08 7 років тому +55

    "Welcome to my laboratory where safety is number 1 priority" *puts on glasses* "and this..." *pulls out bomb* "is a nuclear bomb"

    • @emojidevil129
      @emojidevil129 7 років тому +5

      Asriel Dreemurr LOfuckinL

    • @ChuyJF
      @ChuyJF 7 років тому +2

      Asriel Dreemurr I ship that lmao

    • @josephwelch547
      @josephwelch547 7 років тому +5

      Asriel Dreemurr Putin sent him one as a gift.

  • @fimmt684
    @fimmt684 6 років тому +7

    I really want to hug taras, it’s a so nice person. I wish I could meet that kind of people more often

  • @supredogiton
    @supredogiton 7 років тому +697

    "It smells like chemicals"
    *Chinese pollution intensifies*

    • @relentlessviper2073
      @relentlessviper2073 7 років тому +2

      superdogiton xD

    • @nurlindafsihotang49
      @nurlindafsihotang49 7 років тому +14

      ....dont we know about it. even most asian countries banned food from china, even hongkongers wont touch it

    • @Vehl0004
      @Vehl0004 7 років тому

      bleacho m

    • @xxpoozxx1515
      @xxpoozxx1515 7 років тому +2

      Philippines still have chinese food.

    • @toobusytowait
      @toobusytowait 7 років тому

      bleachasta

  • @7estrelle
    @7estrelle 7 років тому +250

    4:12 "Let me try your sausage."

  • @dorjedixey9092
    @dorjedixey9092 7 років тому +93

    Josh Parker Lin : " its spicy vegetables "Crazy Russian hacker : " so like some jam"

  • @Ms-fy9ct
    @Ms-fy9ct 6 років тому +3

    Guide to MRE Tastings by Taras for new people:
    >Whoa!
    >He likes almost every food
    >If the MRE includes gum or a toothbrush, it's already a lot better
    >He loves Pâté

  • @oppressatron7798
    @oppressatron7798 7 років тому +150

    "let me try your sausage" - guy on left

    • @jakebritton2037
      @jakebritton2037 7 років тому

      frank jaeger that's josh

    • @arcadebleak128
      @arcadebleak128 7 років тому

      lol

    • @oppressatron7798
      @oppressatron7798 7 років тому +1

      you can tell by the way they looked at each other that they knew what was up, "josh" was all like "uh...we're gonna do that take again right?...RIGHT??"

    • @rythefryguy6304
      @rythefryguy6304 7 років тому

      Lol

    • @okshorty
      @okshorty 7 років тому

      josh paler lin...

  • @Ouranoxxx
    @Ouranoxxx 7 років тому +44

    "Eat my sausage"
    "I like it"
    *Slow Claps*

  • @SvenQ45
    @SvenQ45 7 років тому +42

    Taras is always hungry. I think you have plenty of MREs at home now. :D

    • @Phunny
      @Phunny 7 років тому +2

      SvenQ45 I don't even need to watch Italian MRE video to know that pizza slices, pasta and spaghetti are inside.

    • @SvenQ45
      @SvenQ45 7 років тому

      PhunStuf26 Is that so? :D

  • @aidandocherty6530
    @aidandocherty6530 7 років тому +18

    4:20 "it tastes like Chinese food"........a wouldn't have thought it ahaha

  • @CarcharothQuijadasdelased
    @CarcharothQuijadasdelased 7 років тому +35

    That's do not look like a normal MRE or ration, I think that things are emergency rations, like "abandon ship" or "last resource survival ration", they are the minimum to keep a person alive 24H, the key are the "biscuit" thingy they are high density calories+low water need for digestion, the beef and vegetables are "just" a moral raiser and in a real survival situation probably only should be eaten if the drink can be prepared. (note: my words do not have any value, I know almost nothing about this things)

    • @nchan9
      @nchan9 7 років тому +6

      Carcharoth The food is compressed, so it contains as many calories as a normal meal.

    • @joey8obby
      @joey8obby 7 років тому +1

      These are accessory packets to the actual meal. The meal packet looks the same but bigger, and contains a main meal, chemical heater, couple of sides, dessert, drinks, and a accessory pouch (spoon, napkins, coffee, salt, sugar, etc)

    • @popcornEater1000
      @popcornEater1000 7 років тому +2

      Carcharoth the Chinese military has over 2 million troops. Imagine making proper food for every single one

    • @allanli2865
      @allanli2865 7 років тому

      I don't think it's Cuz of the troop amount, the label reads instant food so it's probably only a type of mre probably not standard

  • @nathanlin7801
    @nathanlin7801 7 років тому +222

    I'm Chinese so let's see if this lives up to my expectations. XD

  • @alicia4830
    @alicia4830 7 років тому +67

    From an American standpoint, it's funny how two foreigners both from different countries are better friends than an American and a foreign. And the two foreigners could be from completely different countries. I love collabs with you two.

  • @dallasnabors9755
    @dallasnabors9755 7 років тому +45

    In mother Russia....MRE eats you!!!!!!

  • @Top_Dawg360
    @Top_Dawg360 7 років тому +92

    Tasting Chinese Military MRE is Love,
    Tasting Chinese Military MRE is Life.

  • @angusbrown5338
    @angusbrown5338 7 років тому +565

    a russian guy and a Chinese guy trying to speak English sounds so funny
    EDIT: I'm not trying to make fun of anyone or anything like that, and I actually can speak russian so...

    • @timmyr6862
      @timmyr6862 7 років тому +22

      Angus Brown he's Taiwanese not Chinese

    • @geschmackstadt612
      @geschmackstadt612 7 років тому +3

      Angus Brown yeah keep that to yourself

    • @marinaandthediabetes
      @marinaandthediabetes 7 років тому +9

      Wes 1976 he is still Chinese.

    • @Dongzzzzzz
      @Dongzzzzzz 7 років тому +2

      they are allies

    • @JordanJohnson-tz6jx
      @JordanJohnson-tz6jx 7 років тому +5

      Taiwanese says they are the true China, they aren't called China because the big one has power.

  • @peterjohns7494
    @peterjohns7494 7 років тому +171

    Damn the Chinese military got it hard.

    • @zhoubvs
      @zhoubvs 7 років тому +1

      or the other militaries are spoiled

    • @KinLee919
      @KinLee919 7 років тому +1

      it's a ration

  • @miketsampazis1946
    @miketsampazis1946 7 років тому +9

    4:20 min.
    "It tastes like Chinese food"
    I laughed so hard there

  • @migueldeguia3840
    @migueldeguia3840 7 років тому +187

    0:52 , When you love science as hell... "UHHH, SMELLS LIKE CHEMICALS" Lmao

    • @apollo1415
      @apollo1415 6 років тому +1

      Miguel deGuia dafaq?

  • @brandonbalkissoon6809
    @brandonbalkissoon6809 7 років тому +182

    Trump roulette!! Every 5th like gets deported....let the deportation game begin XD

    • @fireghost1272
      @fireghost1272 7 років тому +1

      King Elliot JahBlowMeh
      29th like

    • @kojik4271
      @kojik4271 7 років тому +1

      Yay 15th, getting deported to Japan.

    • @PariahXLS
      @PariahXLS 7 років тому +1

      King Elliot JahBlowMeh 70th like

    • @indicaking
      @indicaking 7 років тому +1

      King Elliot JahBlowMeh i was a 4th like

    • @kaorukam
      @kaorukam 7 років тому +1

      King Elliot JahBlowMeh 99th like, next one i'm sorry

  • @polarbear3373
    @polarbear3373 7 років тому +11

    Josh: "Eat my sausage"
    Josh: "Eat it!"
    Taras: (eats it)
    Josh: *sinister laugh*

  • @JSerrato289
    @JSerrato289 6 років тому +5

    "But I'm hungry"
    *African children want to know your location*

  • @thewhateverandthesucidalbi2729
    @thewhateverandthesucidalbi2729 7 років тому +22

    Where is your safety? Safety is no longer your first priority.

    • @ViktorAKaltenstein
      @ViktorAKaltenstein 7 років тому +22

      Taras pulls out a gallon sized jug of Pepto Bismol.

  • @TheRedditPlug21
    @TheRedditPlug21 7 років тому +58

    I was expecting dumplings and fried rice but yea dis works too

    • @suhasdara3040
      @suhasdara3040 7 років тому +2

      original stereotype...

    • @bluejam6678
      @bluejam6678 7 років тому

      Abyssal_Playz Asian Stereotype

    • @jy0boi
      @jy0boi 7 років тому

      dumplings wouldn't really work though cuz the food that's in there is meant to last long but dumplings wouldn't last

    • @christangpro
      @christangpro 7 років тому

      I'm Asian and I find this funny

    • @bluejam6678
      @bluejam6678 7 років тому

      stereotypes

  • @nateskates82
    @nateskates82 7 років тому +126

    OH MY GOSH TURN ON AUTO GENERATED CAPTIONS AT 7:55!!!

  • @corinabizzell6299
    @corinabizzell6299 7 років тому +6

    Ya'll are so cool and funny you add personality to teaching us. i love it

  • @jasonr8540
    @jasonr8540 7 років тому +118

    Hope there is no dog in it

    • @xfeqzgaming8004
      @xfeqzgaming8004 7 років тому +1

      p ness lol there is

    • @Clangokkuner
      @Clangokkuner 7 років тому +5

      xFeqz Gaming k another ignorant fool

    • @roblwsn4802
      @roblwsn4802 7 років тому +1

      It's true, they eat dog meat.

    • @valley5.710
      @valley5.710 7 років тому

      Goks The giggly Goks these dudes are all ignorant

    • @Pyroshark
      @Pyroshark 7 років тому +1

      p ness no

  • @MGZetta
    @MGZetta 7 років тому +44

    8:29 close your eyes and listen.

  • @adx.200sx2
    @adx.200sx2 7 років тому +145

    Josh: "Let Me Try Abit Of You're Sausage"

  • @fairday2
    @fairday2 7 років тому +2

    I enjoy every video you make. Crazy means "smart and willing to explore anything". Enjoy the mountains, and soon the flowers will be there to amaze you again.

  • @sdlivin4907
    @sdlivin4907 7 років тому +230

    "Let me try your sausage"Lmao

  • @michaeltran2599
    @michaeltran2599 7 років тому +39

    "Lemme try your sausage"

  • @0CityHusky0
    @0CityHusky0 7 років тому +14

    Someone needs to make a meme of Josh's face when he drank the juice.

  • @mbty9819
    @mbty9819 7 років тому +9

    "let me try ur sausage"
    -youtuber 2017

  • @nvxmber
    @nvxmber 7 років тому +240

    Close your eyes between 8:29-8:40 . Thank me later :) xD

  • @samfambamrblx6852
    @samfambamrblx6852 7 років тому +65

    He said "I speak in Russian" I am Russian BTW.

    • @damianreyes52
      @damianreyes52 7 років тому +4

      samfambam RBLX The Asian man said "Good Bye, I'm also Russian. до свидания

    • @jingna1853
      @jingna1853 7 років тому +10

      da. ya ruski. rush b cyka

    • @joeg9740
      @joeg9740 7 років тому +1

      Thanks

    • @Bugoyos
      @Bugoyos 7 років тому

      OK

    • @damianreyes52
      @damianreyes52 7 років тому +1

      Это потрясающе. Я тоже русский ;)

  • @tezgaming7786
    @tezgaming7786 7 років тому +6

    6:15 - 6:22 I love how he was explaining that one bag had spicy vegetables and the other was original vegetables while Tarus was sitting there stuffing his mouth

  • @KenjiSan_k9
    @KenjiSan_k9 5 років тому +3

    This Guy can survive anywhere he goes. He has a good heart and a good stomach
    😂😂

  • @xuan1909
    @xuan1909 7 років тому +34

    "It will mix it all in my stomach"
    Eat egg,sugar,flour,vanilla essence,baking powder,u get cake:)

    • @theguygamer1000
      @theguygamer1000 7 років тому +2

      pinexpple craze heat the thing so you get chemical change of cake

  • @91deep
    @91deep 7 років тому +28

    'This tastes like marinated garbage' HOLD UP HOW DOES HE KNOW WHAT RUBBISH TASTES LIKE?

    • @aidilashraf8928
      @aidilashraf8928 7 років тому +4

      Arshdeep09 marinated cabbage

    • @MichiharaYarizui
      @MichiharaYarizui 7 років тому +3

      Arshdeep09 he said cabbage

    • @91deep
      @91deep 7 років тому

      Psychotic Assassin OK sorry

    • @klrax6772
      @klrax6772 7 років тому +1

      Arshdeep09 cabbage

    • @fuzzkiller7750
      @fuzzkiller7750 7 років тому

      Arshdeep09 he obviously smelt rubbish before

  • @juanlopez-kk4ro
    @juanlopez-kk4ro 7 років тому +99

    "it smells like dog food" I wonder why lol

  • @garvdhiman2191
    @garvdhiman2191 7 років тому +153

    Pls make a video on INDIAN MILITARY MRE

    • @plary
      @plary 7 років тому +6

      Garv dhiman send it

    • @TalismanR1907
      @TalismanR1907 7 років тому +15

      Do our indian soldiers have mres ?

    • @mikewallace2340
      @mikewallace2340 7 років тому +36

      Garv dhiman I bet it smells like body odor

    • @kailekhng5536
      @kailekhng5536 6 років тому +2

      racist

    • @TalismanR1907
      @TalismanR1907 6 років тому +1

      Mike Wallace You are racist

  • @puffpuffgrande4875
    @puffpuffgrande4875 7 років тому +19

    "Maybe I cooked it wrong" it's a drink😭😂 I love Taras and his cute English

    • @D-EVil_999
      @D-EVil_999 7 років тому

      Puff Puff Grande I have a cute accent

    • @anthonyf9292
      @anthonyf9292 7 років тому

      Dylan Benoit Everyone has a "cute" accent depending on where you live m8.

    • @D-EVil_999
      @D-EVil_999 7 років тому

      I'm french hehe

    • @shuxun3451
      @shuxun3451 7 років тому

      "maybe I'm not used to it" "I'm an Asian and I don't like it"

    • @puffpuffgrande4875
      @puffpuffgrande4875 7 років тому

      Andrian Shu ???

  • @Bagunka
    @Bagunka 7 років тому +16

    4:12 - "Let me try your sausage"
    xD I know, I know, I couldn't NOT notice it.

    • @Irie_Skxawng
      @Irie_Skxawng 7 років тому

      I was about to say the same exact thing. XD

  • @mannyavasquez
    @mannyavasquez 7 років тому +20

    Taras "smells like cemacals "
    other guy "no like dog food"
    me:"what's the defence"

    • @mannyavasquez
      @mannyavasquez 7 років тому +2

      and im talking about dry food

    • @adamas_dragon
      @adamas_dragon 7 років тому

      gabemcboss I dont know tell me where the defence is I am getting too much damage here maybe pick Reinhardt next time

    • @ThahnG413
      @ThahnG413 7 років тому

      gabemcboss different compound lol

    • @Doct0rEVille
      @Doct0rEVille 7 років тому +3

      Lots of defence

    • @phattony4013
      @phattony4013 7 років тому

      gabemcboss good English

  • @Aviralxdxdxd
    @Aviralxdxdxd 2 роки тому +2

    Mom: what are you watching
    Me: just two guys having fun with food together 😐😐

  • @yeetd2894
    @yeetd2894 7 років тому +40

    4:08
    "Let me try your sausage"

    • @yeetd2894
      @yeetd2894 7 років тому +8

      Oh, and listen to 4:11 to 4:21 with your eyes closed.

    • @3okayy
      @3okayy 7 років тому +2

      that achuali tast lei a spem

    • @hassan6216
      @hassan6216 7 років тому

      cringe hahaha

    • @qemalosmani8011
      @qemalosmani8011 7 років тому

      meda

  • @mares9144
    @mares9144 7 років тому +41

    "It tastes like cocookie"

  • @AXLGREASE
    @AXLGREASE 7 років тому +7

    Taras being happy or excited is so pure. I love him.