Tasting Chinese Military MRE (Meal Ready to Eat)
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- Опубліковано 15 вер 2024
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"so where are you from?" "Taiwan" "SO WE HAVE A CHINESE MRE HERE"
"It's spicy vegetables" "So is it jam?" "No. SPICY VEGETABLES"
Music Lover chinese foods can be weird sometimes.. like fetus..
Music Lover they had too much crack
Sir Miles or raw dog/ cooked babies
Music Lover i think it was taraz's fault
I wanna see him do a "Tasting American School Lunches" and watch him be disappointed in the no taste
Danielsauras My school has good lunches.
Danielsauras all I like is chicken and rice
Danielsauras right
Danielsauras he'll throw up
"haha its funny because its true." (Homer Simpson voice)
"its a powder and you put it in a water powder and it becomes juice"
:0
TemMihayl 47 Illuminati Confirmed O.o
Dat boi why?
Now I know thanks
He liked ur comment.. 😅
The “compressed snack” expands to many times its original size once it enters your digestive system. I’ve tried the exact same stuff a few years back, ate a tiny bit, drank some water, and felt very full an hour later.
"Let me try your sausage."
"Let me try your sausage."
"Let me try your sausage."
"Let me try your sausage."
"Let me try your sausage."
FINE.
JoshPalerLin ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
JoshPalerLin hey lool
JoshPalerLin
JoshPalerLin lol
JoshPalerLin you faked homeless prank
Puts powder into water* "maybe I cooked it wrong"
Long Wang lol
Long Wang i thought only i noticed that XD
it's
it's hard tack the 1 thing
Long Wang. lmao! i hurd that too. cooked it wrong fajajajaa!!!!
"Smells like dog food." Probably not an analogy you want to make when discussing Chinese MREs.
Get it? Dog-food, as in food made out of dogs? Funny stuff
Leroy Stumps, xD
AversaS no, it the plastic smell.
Lol true
well, i wouldnt have been suprised if the meals actually contained dogs
4:10 "let me try ur sausage"
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Kai Lee funny how this comment had 69 likes before I liked it
Unease dude
I know what u did there😁😀
8:32 too
Thank you for 9 million subscribers! :D
CrazyRussianHacker boom
CrazyRussianHacker can u reply plz
CrazyRussianHacker WOOHOO CONGRATS MATE
Congrats, Taras!
CrazyRussianHacker im so happy u got 9 million
" You ate all the beef. We were supposed to mix it up!'
"It'll mix in my stomach."
Best quote in 2016
Yes,Yes i am
it's life hack
thats why we call him CrazyRussianHacker
I m an Indian and watching a Taiwanese and russian eating Chinese military mre in America. .. Internet is amazing 😂
Umar Ahmad Ikr, I was completely amazed that these two guys originated from the other side of the world to each other and theyre using a common language to communicate with themselves and to many more around the world. That's amazing!
Umar Ahmad z
Umar Ahmad And where are you originally from
Umar Ahmad and I'm a Canadian reading it
Xavier Griffith I am an Indian sitting with a Brazilian girl watching Russian and Taiwanese guys, and reading comments from some Britishers, Hungarian, etc.
4:19 "it taste like Chinese food" because it is .
I'm so shook I see no dog or cat (oml sorry)
I was sign my timesheet my supervisor look at that so shock and saying it look likes chinese, then look at me says oh you are Chinese.
@@Assassman688 as a chinese person, I am
I honestly am kinda dissapointed
@@theyellowunoreversecard3711 cool lol
"It's like spicy....vegetables." "Oh so it's like some kind of jam?"
Jakester! - The Darude Comment Critic LMAOO I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING
When does he say that?
lmaoo
Darude - Sandstorm
Alice Vesalius 2:29
Russian MRE:
Vodka
Potato
Enemy Tears
U Wot M8 you maade me cry
Truuuu
U Wot M8 you are like 10 no drinking vodka
U Wot M8 add bear meat
Irish MRE potatos and beer
0:50 The crazy russian owl
Zenhater crazy Russian dough boy
Zenhater xD
😂😂😂😂
Zenhater the friendly Russian hackers
Lmao
you see how pure of a person he is when josh said he wanted the spicy vegetable packet thing and Taras just gave it to him without any hesitation ❤
I HAD WAY TOO MUCH FUN EATING THIS BRO!!! IT WAS AWESOME :)
JoshPalerLinVlogs love your videos
JoshPalerLinVlogs
JoshPalerLinVlogs did you enjoy his sausage?
JoshPalerLinVlogs if you go to the military then say goodbye to ur long hair. It will look like his. I'm 16 and my grandpa and dad was in the military. And I live in Hawaii (born&raised) I'm Asian too
JoshPalerLinVlogs More of you guys and MREs please (:
I don't always leave a comment on a video but when I do...
I leave two
Ale R lol you got me
Ale R that was a good one 😂
Ale R
+Papi Chulo You mean like every somewhat funny joke on the Internet? It isn't like this is the only reference, buddy.
"its like spicy vegetable"
Russianhacker="So its like jam"
😂😂
LOL best coment ever😄😅😂🤣😆😅😅😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😀😀
Lol xD
I think jam in russia is made with vegetables
@@flammmez nyet
In Soviet Russia there is spicy jam 👌👌👌
Maybe in Mexico! LOL!
most probably in india.
Babushka jam
Ewww it reminds my of chili jam
Its so funny to listen to these two, its like a Russian/Chinese version of an argument between Schwarzenegger and Stallone.
IT DOESNT TASTE LIKE ANYTHING
IT TASTE LIKE MILK
IT TASTE LIKE A COOKIE
COOKIE?!
shatalg 😅😅😅😅😅😅
shatalg
PUT THE COOKIE DOWN!
he's not even chinese
whats the difference
why am I watching grown men eat chinese stuff
Because you clicked on the video
Ryder White k
Ryder White uhh
same
RoyalGames f
"It tastes like Chinese food" HMM I WONDER WHY
J Brown This is a new discovery we need to tell the scientists
lol
J Brown
J Brown it had dog meat in it
Tubes Gaming not Dogmeat. He will be missed '
*Chinese MRE*
"It taste like Chinese food"
Ya don say
its Chinese MRE...
@4:19 he says it tastes like Chinese food... facepalm 😂😂
Asma he said that right as I read this comment
Asma That shows you how "intelligent" some youtubers are xD
Adamas Dragon 😂😂lol
Asma josh didnt have any educations so dont be so mean to uneducated person.
Asma oh I thought it would smell like American...
two men drinking from the same glass and talking about eating each other's sausage.
somethings up
their peckers!
Rob Lwsn Lol! 😂😂
D. C f off
Lol on the real tho if someone was to just listen to this vid, they would think someone's sucking someone off! 😂😂😂
Has16 lmfaooo
"let me eat your sausage" - Josh Paler Lin 2016
Rendell Valles lol
Rendell Valles hi
Chris Mace hello
lmao you heard that dirty joke to
let me try* your sausage. XD
mom: what are you watching?
me: two guys eating food
mom: okay...
It's spicy vegetables "so it's like a jam?" 😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌
2:25
😂😂😂😂
Lol
Katherine Ang In Russia, vegetables make jam..
It's Andrei he said spam
It's like watching 2 kids playing with their food.
Blixen right
Blixen ikr
Spicy vegetable. Tara's- "is that some kind of jam?"
Harambe's Return dead 😂
Plz Liek Comment for dank meme because they have that Russian veggie spread similar to Jam consistency.
ASIAN GUY: the smell is like chemical
RUSSIAN HACKER: this is so good,
2:25 "spicy vegetables". So is it some kind of jam?
Michael *facepalm*
Pickled vegetables. Unlike western pickles, Chinese pickles tend to be only salty, maybe a little bit sugar, and not sour. There are a few vinegar based pickles, but we we call it "sour vegetables" which is a different term than what it says on the pouch.
its probably like what was in the Koreans which was kimchi
4:19 "its taste like chinese food" ME : No Freakin way !!!
xTheRealPredator lmao he meanse the actual thing. it taste authentic lol
xTheRealPredator I served in the People's Liberation Army and I guarantee you our MRE doesn't taste like Chinese food...
xTheRealPredator its taiwanese lol its different from china
pheng yang But the MRE here is the mainland Chinese MRE
Taiwan is nearly the same as china, what's separating them is the Japanese culture and the political status.
CRH : Tastes like a cookie
JoshPlaer : Kookie!
Muhammad Haddad Cocookie*
Muhammad Haddad Cockie
TABLET GAming cookie
Muhammad Haddad No, Kookie, as in Jungkookie from BTS, right?
Bro pass the compressed snack and fast liquid
Wafer and instant drink
1:49 "olive oil, sugar, aids..."
Nah, I think I´ll pass.
Phteven Seagull I heard that too😂😂😂
Bobby Papoutsis
No, that's not a "g". It's clearly a "d".
And it's not as strange as you think. After MSG, aids is the most common flavour enhancer in China.
Phteven Seagull its eggs
Kyle Charlagne Oliquino
No, I'm quite sure aids is a mammal. It wouldn't lay eggs.
Phteven Seagull aids is like a chicken but less chicken
Huh?? I already sent you a finnish MRE. How come it hasn't arrived yet?
a Midas Maybe he is saving it for another video or idk
Verano Probably 1 week ago
Pootis Spencer Good theory
If you sent it from Finland it probably hasn't arrived yet.
Marc de Boer it could be
''let me try your sausage'' said the asian man to the crazy russian................this won't end well.
Rami Merehbi lol!!!
It will mix in my stomach
The words "09 单兵即时食品" on the main package translates as "Type 9 Single Soldier, Readily Available Food"... The vegetable packets are basically Szechuan-style preserved vegetables, similar to sauerkraut...
Eugene Khaw I came here to say this, I don't know Chinese but I assumed the "he doesn't know it in english" veggies were sauerkraut. One of the best tastes with beef! mmm or pulled pork... now I'm hungry..
I really want to know what the drink is, but I can't see the words on the package.
CM6774 it's basically just a sugar-water cordial drink.. comes in a powder to dissolve into water.. usually either peach, lemon or orange flavored...
It seems that this "sugar-water" does not taste good! I wonder if it is some kinds of Chinese herb tea (廿四味 for example! LOL)
If you look at it from a different perspective, it'll make sense.. These are combat field rations, it's not really meant to "taste good".. It's just meant to mask bad tastes in horrid combat situations, so that the rancid-tasting stored water in a solder's bottle after a long day of fighting, will taste that little better...
Two people who speak broken English try to talk.
Rhett Having a Vietnam Flashback your name and profile picture cracked me up
Rhett Having a Vietnam Flashback its english with accent not broken
one person with broken grammar try's to write
ramen So, if you're a grammar teacher, what was wrong?
BTW, why was there a apostrophe in "trys"? It is tries. "Try's" would be try is.
Rhett Having a Vietnam Flashback lol
It's like they haven't eaten in six years
Bryan Yang right
Nicolas Rana damn
Nicolas Rana Ohh my god what a savage..
Nicolas Rana dang lol
Nicolas Rana Ahaha damn no chill 😂
This video is filled with so much awesome! These two guys seem to genuinely enjoy this MRE.
Wow thanks for the one like! Who did it and how did I know?
Andrew Malinowski u did u noob
Andrew Malinowski
Apollo Sun no it was from Hugh Janus
I Cranfil lol
how many marijuana injections before this video ? lol
Yukmout B at least 5 then a direct injection of meth into the neck for the heck of it
Yukmout B And maby a joint of heroin
Chambas Sexy And replacing Kolaid powder with cocain and chugging 5 bottles of vodka
Just 2 big fat blunts
they had alot of lean before the video
4:10 "Let me try your sausage" ........................
TaetaeARMY xD
TaetaeARMY ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
:^)
TaetaeARMY lol
I came here looking for someone to comment just this.
"It smells like chemicals!"
I'm sorry but *if this was a Japanese mre, then there would be so many Hiroshima jokes*
Fugal I know right
Is Fukishima too soon?
STOP TAKING MY SAUSAGE BRO!!! IM DEAD 😂😂😂
"Give me your sausage"
Taras - "I geuss I'm just not used to this kind of drink"
Josh - " But I'm Asian and I don't like it."
"Welcome to my laboratory where safety is number 1 priority" *puts on glasses* "and this..." *pulls out bomb* "is a nuclear bomb"
Asriel Dreemurr LOfuckinL
Asriel Dreemurr I ship that lmao
Asriel Dreemurr Putin sent him one as a gift.
I really want to hug taras, it’s a so nice person. I wish I could meet that kind of people more often
"It smells like chemicals"
*Chinese pollution intensifies*
superdogiton xD
....dont we know about it. even most asian countries banned food from china, even hongkongers wont touch it
bleacho m
Philippines still have chinese food.
bleachasta
4:12 "Let me try your sausage."
Jessica de Portland 😂😂
Lool
Jessica de Portland ok
Jessica de Portland
(Õ_Ō)
Jessica de Portland ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Josh Parker Lin : " its spicy vegetables "Crazy Russian hacker : " so like some jam"
Guide to MRE Tastings by Taras for new people:
>Whoa!
>He likes almost every food
>If the MRE includes gum or a toothbrush, it's already a lot better
>He loves Pâté
"let me try your sausage" - guy on left
frank jaeger that's josh
lol
you can tell by the way they looked at each other that they knew what was up, "josh" was all like "uh...we're gonna do that take again right?...RIGHT??"
Lol
josh paler lin...
"Eat my sausage"
"I like it"
*Slow Claps*
Taras is always hungry. I think you have plenty of MREs at home now. :D
SvenQ45 I don't even need to watch Italian MRE video to know that pizza slices, pasta and spaghetti are inside.
PhunStuf26 Is that so? :D
4:20 "it tastes like Chinese food"........a wouldn't have thought it ahaha
That's do not look like a normal MRE or ration, I think that things are emergency rations, like "abandon ship" or "last resource survival ration", they are the minimum to keep a person alive 24H, the key are the "biscuit" thingy they are high density calories+low water need for digestion, the beef and vegetables are "just" a moral raiser and in a real survival situation probably only should be eaten if the drink can be prepared. (note: my words do not have any value, I know almost nothing about this things)
Carcharoth The food is compressed, so it contains as many calories as a normal meal.
These are accessory packets to the actual meal. The meal packet looks the same but bigger, and contains a main meal, chemical heater, couple of sides, dessert, drinks, and a accessory pouch (spoon, napkins, coffee, salt, sugar, etc)
Carcharoth the Chinese military has over 2 million troops. Imagine making proper food for every single one
I don't think it's Cuz of the troop amount, the label reads instant food so it's probably only a type of mre probably not standard
I'm Chinese so let's see if this lives up to my expectations. XD
Same
Nathan Lin XDXDXDXDXDXD
Nathan Lin I'm Chinese too!
Nathan Lin same
Nathan Lin XD
From an American standpoint, it's funny how two foreigners both from different countries are better friends than an American and a foreign. And the two foreigners could be from completely different countries. I love collabs with you two.
Alicia Davidson 9
In mother Russia....MRE eats you!!!!!!
Tasting Chinese Military MRE is Love,
Tasting Chinese Military MRE is Life.
Chinese also like tasting "dawg", Top Dawg.
Charles Dickens hehe
MADE IN CHINA IS JUNK!
Rob U know everything is nearly made by China
Top Dawg
a russian guy and a Chinese guy trying to speak English sounds so funny
EDIT: I'm not trying to make fun of anyone or anything like that, and I actually can speak russian so...
Angus Brown he's Taiwanese not Chinese
Angus Brown yeah keep that to yourself
Wes 1976 he is still Chinese.
they are allies
Taiwanese says they are the true China, they aren't called China because the big one has power.
Damn the Chinese military got it hard.
or the other militaries are spoiled
it's a ration
4:20 min.
"It tastes like Chinese food"
I laughed so hard there
0:52 , When you love science as hell... "UHHH, SMELLS LIKE CHEMICALS" Lmao
Miguel deGuia dafaq?
Trump roulette!! Every 5th like gets deported....let the deportation game begin XD
King Elliot JahBlowMeh
29th like
Yay 15th, getting deported to Japan.
King Elliot JahBlowMeh 70th like
King Elliot JahBlowMeh i was a 4th like
King Elliot JahBlowMeh 99th like, next one i'm sorry
Josh: "Eat my sausage"
Josh: "Eat it!"
Taras: (eats it)
Josh: *sinister laugh*
"But I'm hungry"
*African children want to know your location*
Where is your safety? Safety is no longer your first priority.
Taras pulls out a gallon sized jug of Pepto Bismol.
I was expecting dumplings and fried rice but yea dis works too
original stereotype...
Abyssal_Playz Asian Stereotype
dumplings wouldn't really work though cuz the food that's in there is meant to last long but dumplings wouldn't last
I'm Asian and I find this funny
stereotypes
OH MY GOSH TURN ON AUTO GENERATED CAPTIONS AT 7:55!!!
Nathan B wow.
Nathan B hahahahahhahahahahaha my ni**a
Nathan B lol
Nathan B 8:32
Crh: still have a sausage
Josh: take my soft in
🌭😂😂
"This is like garbage."
LMAO
Ya'll are so cool and funny you add personality to teaching us. i love it
Hope there is no dog in it
p ness lol there is
xFeqz Gaming k another ignorant fool
It's true, they eat dog meat.
Goks The giggly Goks these dudes are all ignorant
p ness no
8:29 close your eyes and listen.
Zetta Nothing
Zetta lets not make this wierd
Zetta lol
Josh: "Let Me Try Abit Of You're Sausage"
finally was scrolling down in the comment for this
Tigger43 hope that its not cooked dog 😣
your*
Lol
Tigger43 I didn't see the dog inside
I enjoy every video you make. Crazy means "smart and willing to explore anything". Enjoy the mountains, and soon the flowers will be there to amaze you again.
Sup from 6 years ago.
"Let me try your sausage"Lmao
zKvng-_-Bills 😂😂
It tastes like sperm :D
Lmaooo
Ayyy limao
Can't believe i got 139 likes
"Lemme try your sausage"
Someone needs to make a meme of Josh's face when he drank the juice.
KNR so true
"let me try ur sausage"
-youtuber 2017
Close your eyes between 8:29-8:40 . Thank me later :) xD
Lol
Alex Castro dude xD
Alex Castro lol
Alex Castro aha
Alex Castro I...I have no words.....
He said "I speak in Russian" I am Russian BTW.
samfambam RBLX The Asian man said "Good Bye, I'm also Russian. до свидания
da. ya ruski. rush b cyka
Thanks
OK
Это потрясающе. Я тоже русский ;)
6:15 - 6:22 I love how he was explaining that one bag had spicy vegetables and the other was original vegetables while Tarus was sitting there stuffing his mouth
This Guy can survive anywhere he goes. He has a good heart and a good stomach
😂😂
"It will mix it all in my stomach"
Eat egg,sugar,flour,vanilla essence,baking powder,u get cake:)
pinexpple craze heat the thing so you get chemical change of cake
'This tastes like marinated garbage' HOLD UP HOW DOES HE KNOW WHAT RUBBISH TASTES LIKE?
Arshdeep09 marinated cabbage
Arshdeep09 he said cabbage
Psychotic Assassin OK sorry
Arshdeep09 cabbage
Arshdeep09 he obviously smelt rubbish before
"it smells like dog food" I wonder why lol
juan lopez 😂😂
Omg😂😂
oh my god..
Stereotype
Pls make a video on INDIAN MILITARY MRE
Garv dhiman send it
Do our indian soldiers have mres ?
Garv dhiman I bet it smells like body odor
racist
Mike Wallace You are racist
"Maybe I cooked it wrong" it's a drink😭😂 I love Taras and his cute English
Puff Puff Grande I have a cute accent
Dylan Benoit Everyone has a "cute" accent depending on where you live m8.
I'm french hehe
"maybe I'm not used to it" "I'm an Asian and I don't like it"
Andrian Shu ???
4:12 - "Let me try your sausage"
xD I know, I know, I couldn't NOT notice it.
I was about to say the same exact thing. XD
Taras "smells like cemacals "
other guy "no like dog food"
me:"what's the defence"
and im talking about dry food
gabemcboss I dont know tell me where the defence is I am getting too much damage here maybe pick Reinhardt next time
gabemcboss different compound lol
Lots of defence
gabemcboss good English
Mom: what are you watching
Me: just two guys having fun with food together 😐😐
4:08
"Let me try your sausage"
Oh, and listen to 4:11 to 4:21 with your eyes closed.
that achuali tast lei a spem
cringe hahaha
meda
"It tastes like cocookie"
Mares LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Mares lol
lol
Taras being happy or excited is so pure. I love him.