How Will Humans Run In The Future?

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  • @solstus6783
    @solstus6783 2 місяці тому +150496

    He was on the ground 43% on the time? So he was literally flying!?!

    • @Vsauce
      @Vsauce  2 місяці тому +52855

      Yep! He spent most of the race in ballistic flight.

    • @Memer-boiiiiiii
      @Memer-boiiiiiii 2 місяці тому +8851

      So... hes a god?

    • @theemraldwolf5874
      @theemraldwolf5874 2 місяці тому +3141

      ​@Vsauce Thats incredible vsauce!

    • @INFERNUM95
      @INFERNUM95 2 місяці тому +4213

      ​@@Vsauce Micheal please don't chase me with your 4 limbs

    • @its.arjun.s
      @its.arjun.s 2 місяці тому +1164

      You can say... He's like a bolt

  • @mamushiki7397
    @mamushiki7397 2 місяці тому +19880

    Imagine hearing the gun go off and some dude starts bear crawling faster than you can full sprint 😭

    • @Banana_Jesus_
      @Banana_Jesus_ 2 місяці тому +442

      Skin crawler

    • @MSpencer1998
      @MSpencer1998 2 місяці тому +283

      They do start on all fours, anyway. It should actually be a slight timesaver to not have to stand up before you can accelerate.

    • @nou8953
      @nou8953 2 місяці тому +64

      @@MSpencer1998starting on a racing block like that is for performance, starting standing is vastly inferior so it's not about saving time standing. Moving from a stop to a sprint is much different than maintaining a sprint, it requires much more leveraging of force to initially accelerate hence why it's more efficient at the start to use 4 contact points even though it'a more efficient to run the rest of the race upright.

    • @MSpencer1998
      @MSpencer1998 2 місяці тому +35

      @@nou8953 My guy, it was a joke.

    • @uqlymf
      @uqlymf Місяць тому

      imagine him chasing you at night time

  • @X-3K
    @X-3K 2 місяці тому +18129

    didn't know running up the stairs as a kid would train me for the olympics

    • @rykson161
      @rykson161 2 місяці тому +153

      Now they will surely claim that man came from monkeys

    • @aSohpi
      @aSohpi 2 місяці тому

      ​@@rykson161are you really trying to deny the f****** theory of evolution?

    • @ratboygirl
      @ratboygirl 2 місяці тому +10

      @@rykson161we did
      edit cuz youtube isn't letting me reply:
      @ el_racista (sick name) we share a common ancestors with current day apes, but yes fish were some of the first tangible beings of life and we descended from them too!

    • @koyokokura9140
      @koyokokura9140 2 місяці тому +109

      stairs dash is actually quite decent way to train for sprints even in adult. maybe even better if you also use ur hands.

    • @generalgrievous6648
      @generalgrievous6648 2 місяці тому

      ​@@ratboygirl we did not evolve from monkeys. Monkeys/apes and humans evolved from common ancestors.

  • @𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓭
    @𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓭 18 днів тому +3170

    Can't wait for "freestyle running" to become an olympic sport

    • @Ban_Anims
      @Ban_Anims 15 днів тому +25

      wtf is freestyle running 😭

    • @joshs5577
      @joshs5577 14 днів тому +72

      ⁠@@Ban_AnimsI imagine the comparison is to freestyle swimming. Technically the swimming freestyle races allow any stroke type to be used it’s just that the front stroke is the fastest and so is the default for freestyle. In a world where quadruped running is common you could have two separate running categories: biped and freestyle

    • @Faded_Fragger
      @Faded_Fragger 14 днів тому +13

      That's some attack on titan shit

    • @devOnHoliday
      @devOnHoliday 13 днів тому +6

      Naruto running

    • @brenzikmohaa
      @brenzikmohaa 12 днів тому +13

      The current style IS freestyle running. They've never mentioned in rules that you're supposed to run a particular way.

  • @bigrat7517
    @bigrat7517 2 місяці тому +10443

    Can you imagine hearing someone say “That man is running with my purse!” and you see a guy running on all 4s with the purse inside his mouth like some kind of dog.

    • @retunsus-hp1uh
      @retunsus-hp1uh 2 місяці тому +309

      what a beautiful world we live in

    • @telmobrito519
      @telmobrito519 2 місяці тому

      @@user-vc6ly1oq3h Bro you are obsessed, you should take a break from internet.

    • @josephcooper171
      @josephcooper171 2 місяці тому

      ​@@user-vc6ly1oq3h amen

    • @prifmirus8543
      @prifmirus8543 2 місяці тому

      @@user-vc6ly1oq3hto have a UA-cam account you must be 13+ you are too young to have one

    • @Manhackarcadeisfun
      @Manhackarcadeisfun 2 місяці тому +71

      ​@@user-vc6ly1oq3hHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAAHAHHAHAAHHAAH WOW SO EDGY YOUR SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CONTROVERSIAL EPIC BAKA SO SKIBIDI

  • @dots1710
    @dots1710 2 місяці тому +37543

    "Hey Vsauce, Michael here. How fast can you run...?"
    *gets down on all fours

    • @imcasualjimm
      @imcasualjimm 2 місяці тому +382

      This is actually amazing

    • @flyingpiggie979
      @flyingpiggie979 2 місяці тому +322

      Hahahahahahahahahaha
      Actually laughed. S tier comment. Deeply disturbing image.

    • @noamspector4270
      @noamspector4270 2 місяці тому +161

      *breaks sound barrier*

    • @underpussy_
      @underpussy_ 2 місяці тому

      :3

    • @cyber3371
      @cyber3371 2 місяці тому +113

      Not fast enough 😈😈

  • @Frankie_and_fwoggie
    @Frankie_and_fwoggie 5 днів тому +24

    The therians that walk on all 4s just took a massive W

  • @potato_wolf99
    @potato_wolf99 7 днів тому +56

    As part quadrobics community I think that many of us would actually be really interested in quadrobics being an official Olympic sport. I personally would for sure be invested

  • @papermind4010
    @papermind4010 2 місяці тому +4176

    I love the uncut “okay I’m done *hits the record button*” at the end

    • @Lucia-io3dn
      @Lucia-io3dn 2 місяці тому +77

      we're all tired 😩🥺

    • @originalname1337
      @originalname1337 2 місяці тому +46

      The opposite of a "millennial pause"?

    • @mirukusheki
      @mirukusheki 2 місяці тому +45

      ​@@originalname1337 That IS the millenial pause

    • @hsvr
      @hsvr 2 місяці тому +15

      When did he do that? I didn’t watch the video

    • @ProjectEurobeat
      @ProjectEurobeat 2 місяці тому +53

      ​@@hsvr Maybe watching it would be a good idea

  • @gamerzarea9084
    @gamerzarea9084 8 днів тому +23

    His expression at the end - 'ok its enough shit for today.'

  • @SwapnilSoni
    @SwapnilSoni Місяць тому +459

    "Look at this hilarious technique" proceeds to show a normally running man

    • @trickster80
      @trickster80 Місяць тому +41

      Really bothers me how UA-cam comments only seem to take people seriously when they’re joking

    • @kenjispas783
      @kenjispas783 Місяць тому +16

      It's sarcasm, like ironically implying the correct way to run fast is in all fours

    • @tijgertjekonijnwordopgegeten
      @tijgertjekonijnwordopgegeten 27 днів тому +9

      He does not show a "normally running" man, he shows an absolutely perfectly running man.

    • @NEELZE99
      @NEELZE99 22 дні тому

      That's the joke fool

    • @user-rf3rn1cj4b
      @user-rf3rn1cj4b 21 день тому +3

      *proceeds to show human running on all four legs* " now THAT's the most effective way to run"

  • @stick-Iink
    @stick-Iink 2 місяці тому +4795

    It’s not complete without the awkward stare at the end

    • @vincentvangogodancer
      @vincentvangogodancer 2 місяці тому +63

      He could've stopped the video just two seconds earlier and we wouldn't have to witness that weirdness

    • @Ðogecoin
      @Ðogecoin 2 місяці тому +5

      Hello |z|^2 + c

    • @stick-Iink
      @stick-Iink 2 місяці тому +4

      @@Ðogecoin Hello closing html tag

    • @mujigant
      @mujigant 2 місяці тому +20

      ​@@vincentvangogodancer Then he wouldn't be able to farm extra interaction from idiots

    • @Safineya
      @Safineya 2 місяці тому

      Imagine criticizing THE Usaine Bolt about how to run fast.

  • @TheOnsieWithConverse
    @TheOnsieWithConverse 2 місяці тому +6413

    “He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint! He’s gaining on you!”

    • @qwertyferix
      @qwertyferix 2 місяці тому +431

      "You're looking for your car but you're all turned around.
      He's almost upon you now!"

    • @TheOnsieWithConverse
      @TheOnsieWithConverse 2 місяці тому +358

      @@qwertyferix “And you can see there’s blood on his face. My god, there’s blood everywhere!”

    • @umnomelegalae9629
      @umnomelegalae9629 2 місяці тому +304

      ​@@TheOnsieWithConverse Running for your life from Shia Labeouf

    • @cherrypepsi2815
      @cherrypepsi2815 2 місяці тому +263

      @@umnomelegalae9629 he's brandishing a knife (it's shia lebeouf)

    • @sauceboss4184
      @sauceboss4184 2 місяці тому +240

      @@cherrypepsi2815lurking in the shadows… Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf

  • @battlegalactics
    @battlegalactics 8 днів тому +8

    The "turn off camera" moments are magic. lol

  • @JosiahTheRoach
    @JosiahTheRoach 21 день тому +41

    Therians gonna go insanely fast in the next Olympics

    • @railworksamerica
      @railworksamerica 19 днів тому +2

      Hell na I’d rather die than watch that

    • @JosiahTheRoach
      @JosiahTheRoach 19 днів тому +8

      @@railworksamerica then dont watch it lmao? bru thinks he's being forced to

    • @ITSAMEAUTOMA
      @ITSAMEAUTOMA 5 днів тому

      And that's vsauce became a threat to normie society, too bad i can't and/or don't wanna be bothered what normies have to say

    • @ErrNOT
      @ErrNOT 3 дні тому +1

      ​@@JosiahTheRoach you say it like it's actually real

  • @ErnieZ3D
    @ErnieZ3D 2 місяці тому +2598

    Micheals face really went " that's enough internet for the day "

  • @GhostLyricist
    @GhostLyricist 2 місяці тому +2933

    Vsauce at the end: "I'm getting too old for this sh-t"

    • @resikin
      @resikin 2 місяці тому +11

      James Gunn ahh humor

    • @napalmbhoji
      @napalmbhoji 2 місяці тому +34

      yeah he just looks like he is about to die and reveal an insane puzzle spread around the world containing all the secrets of the universe and his beard

    • @airwriq
      @airwriq 2 місяці тому +11

      Lol I loved it! Just turn it off, and go on with real life... he has one.

    • @SansTheChubby
      @SansTheChubby 2 місяці тому +2

      fr

  • @happinesstolerant
    @happinesstolerant 18 днів тому +7

    The endings always make me smile. Light break in character is nice to see.

  • @CloudedLynx
    @CloudedLynx 23 дні тому +4

    Quadrobists finally getting the positive rep they deserve 🙏

  • @MoonyAndPearl
    @MoonyAndPearl 2 місяці тому +1885

    Him breaking character is absolutely golden 💀

    • @CJ-hv6fe
      @CJ-hv6fe 2 місяці тому +13

      Fr tho lol

    • @bigbadsauce92
      @bigbadsauce92 2 місяці тому +20

      he didn't break character in this video? the ending face change is still the same character... you're being kinda dull and projecting

    • @didybopintitys
      @didybopintitys 2 місяці тому +125

      @@bigbadsauce92 Gotta love when people use buzz words they don’t know the meaning of.

    • @yarrowdsb
      @yarrowdsb 2 місяці тому +51

      @@bigbadsauce92 "projecting" you oviously dont know what that means lmfao it sounds like you're the one projecting

    • @yarrowdsb
      @yarrowdsb 2 місяці тому +3

      @quintenharding4388 facts. quite ironic lol

  • @vic-lk2in
    @vic-lk2in 2 місяці тому +3341

    *You feel Vsauce crawling on your back.

  • @benyseus6325
    @benyseus6325 17 днів тому +6

    It’s cuz they don’t run properly like a true fast quadruped, it’s almost like they’re galloping. If you see how a cheetah or greyhound run, their feet touch each other at the middle then extend like a kite when they open up. That’s how a fast quadruped should be running, not bearwalking / running which is just gonna slow you down. And then finally we’ll be able to break the 9.00second threshold.

  • @any.user.allowed.
    @any.user.allowed. 10 днів тому +4

    I immediately think of those therians on yt, that in the future theyd became a athlete in the therian fandom.

  • @mrac..
    @mrac.. 2 місяці тому +667

    Every second you're not running on all fours, Michael is coming closer

    • @SrMorua
      @SrMorua 2 місяці тому +11

      That's hilarious my good sir

    • @MischiefL0ki
      @MischiefL0ki 2 місяці тому +4

      No matter what you do he is coming closer

    • @neo-babylon7872
      @neo-babylon7872 2 місяці тому +1

      Who said less is more? Less is less, more is more.

    • @SrMorua
      @SrMorua 2 місяці тому +3

      @@neo-babylon7872 I concur... more or less

    • @vez3834
      @vez3834 2 місяці тому +1

      What if I want him to be close to me?

  • @IggyB-Music
    @IggyB-Music 2 місяці тому +2254

    Michael makes me feel like I’m in danger

    • @bedeuhdb27y9
      @bedeuhdb27y9 2 місяці тому +90

      You are

    • @SouravSanyal-iq6rv
      @SouravSanyal-iq6rv 2 місяці тому

      ​@@bedeuhdb27y9I am?

    • @thenamestails7152
      @thenamestails7152 2 місяці тому +35

      Well you are

    • @Duck-cf1sg
      @Duck-cf1sg 2 місяці тому +16

      You are, but just get some lava. Not to fight back because he is immune but to give up

    • @IggyB-Music
      @IggyB-Music 2 місяці тому

      @@Duck-cf1sg michael is immune to almost everything! Trust me I’ve tried all methods of self defense. (None worked)

  • @inukithesavage828
    @inukithesavage828 Місяць тому +5

    The best way to run is to not wear shoes. You run VERY differently barefoot. You use all of your joints and muscles, instead of just two joints per leg. You can push off harder. Build stronger feet that can run on anything. And you won't ever fear lego again. I swear it made me 2x as fast.

  • @TheTManShow
    @TheTManShow 25 днів тому +2

    This is the ONLY guy that could talk about a worm in the ground, and hed STILL be so amazingly EXCITED!! Luv It👽❤

  • @tonyjoestar2632
    @tonyjoestar2632 2 місяці тому +1397

    "HEY VSauce, Michael here"
    *scuttles at you*

    • @ehud88
      @ehud88 2 місяці тому +14

      If anything "scuttles" at you, you're a gonner.

    • @wrenithilduincats
      @wrenithilduincats 2 місяці тому +1

      😂

    • @daftdigital
      @daftdigital 2 місяці тому +1

      Michael *over there

  • @Kroolikz
    @Kroolikz 2 місяці тому +991

    His video's ending went from a mad scientist intimidating you to a confused grandpa ending the facetime call 😭🙏

    • @shay_3859
      @shay_3859 2 місяці тому +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @rittenbrake1613
      @rittenbrake1613 16 днів тому +1

      That’s his signature but I still can’t get enough of it

  • @jancovanderwesthuizen8070
    @jancovanderwesthuizen8070 14 днів тому +4

    The quadriped Olympics seems like how everyone 40 years ago thought we’d have flying cars by now. I don’t think that’s gonna happen

  • @Alpakka91
    @Alpakka91 8 днів тому

    I like how you get serious and just reach for the stop button in the end. Gives a contrast to the energy of the video!

  • @bonweech3346
    @bonweech3346 2 місяці тому +428

    I love his psychotic break at the end of every short.

    • @superdooper50
      @superdooper50 2 місяці тому +1

      😐

    • @knobends
      @knobends 2 місяці тому

      ​@Peajohe ain't

    • @knobends
      @knobends 2 місяці тому

      ​@superdooper50 are you okay fr

    • @twobraincellsbl1582
      @twobraincellsbl1582 2 місяці тому

      I’m pretty sure he’s just recreating the face vsauce makes at the end of his yt shorts

    • @superdooper50
      @superdooper50 2 місяці тому

      @@twobraincellsbl1582 😉

  • @Sawyer.Williams
    @Sawyer.Williams 2 місяці тому +2859

    Vsauce: Explains 4 legged running
    Michael: Pauses to stop recording

    • @jongyon7192p
      @jongyon7192p 2 місяці тому +82

      Vsauce: here
      Michael: hey

    • @DruggiePlays
      @DruggiePlays 2 місяці тому +66

      The white room changed him

    • @jongyon7192p
      @jongyon7192p 2 місяці тому

      @DruggiePlays googles "The White Room" and find a nice-looking point n click adventure game

    • @yeetyeet2027
      @yeetyeet2027 2 місяці тому +5

      😂​@@DruggiePlays

    • @StefanCreates
      @StefanCreates 2 місяці тому +9

      But we're Vsauce

  • @ramistereo
    @ramistereo Місяць тому +10

    Finally quadrobics is actually considerd a sport by someone else than me

  • @asgarion9938
    @asgarion9938 3 дні тому +1

    It would be interesting to have different families focus on different sports through hundreds of generations, thus evolving to be the best at each of them

  • @joshheath1118
    @joshheath1118 2 місяці тому +1748

    The way Michael goes full on blank face while ending his videos is the opposite of "And as Always, Thank for Watching." And it's the funniest thing I've ever seen.

    • @DogboyMonty
      @DogboyMonty 2 місяці тому +12

      Wow such an original comment that isn't on like all of vsauce's shorts!

    • @australium7374
      @australium7374 2 місяці тому +44

      @@DogboyMontyit’s okay for people to think the same things. That just means you’ve been watching all of his shorts and being in the comments 😂😂😂 can’t blame you

    • @mystriddlery
      @mystriddlery 2 місяці тому +11

      @@DogboyMonty Dang that is some original cynicism you got there, totally different from all the other posts online, great post. 10/10. Bravo (now this is the part where you post something about how sarcasm is played out, etc.)

    • @GreasyGary
      @GreasyGary 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@DogboyMonty I rarely watch his shorts tbh so I'm not always watching til the end. Awesome comment bro....

    • @ashelmao9578
      @ashelmao9578 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@DogboyMontyi feel like it would be a pain to exist in the same room as you.

  • @VictorianDoctor
    @VictorianDoctor 2 місяці тому +432

    The way he looked vaguely disappointed at the end

    • @Phoenix15437
      @Phoenix15437 2 місяці тому +3

      yes

    • @Mushie_lol
      @Mushie_lol 2 місяці тому +17

      he is disgusted by how pitiful the human form is

    • @jaydenwilton5279
      @jaydenwilton5279 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Mushie_lol IK PFP SPOTTED ‼️‼️

  • @manvites
    @manvites 29 днів тому +2

    All the weird kids are gonna be olympians

  • @astola_studio_official
    @astola_studio_official 6 днів тому

    When i was a kid and used to play with my friends, when i ran and someone was about to catch me (or if we ever raced so far) i ran so fast but felt it was slow, so i used my hands too, and no one could ever catch me.
    Never knew i was the guy since my childhood. Proud of myself ❤

  • @troncrash7912
    @troncrash7912 2 місяці тому +1263

    Four-legged running is actually really fun and pretty fast, especially if you're charging at someone in the dark

  • @beerdrinker_6930
    @beerdrinker_6930 2 місяці тому +757

    There was a magazine article in the 70's that said "by the year 2000, female runners will be faster than male runners", because female runners had been improving their times faster than men, slightly closing the gap between men and women's times, so the magazine just extrapolated the data from that. A great example of the dangers of simple extrapolation.

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 2 місяці тому +27

      I tried simple extrapolation with my girlfriend.
      Mind blowing!

    • @FlamingZelda3
      @FlamingZelda3 2 місяці тому +70

      "people are getting better at 4 limb running quite rapidly! If this keeps up for another 2 and a half decades then they'll be better than regular runners!"
      yep. It's a classic error to make.

    • @yoeyyoey8937
      @yoeyyoey8937 2 місяці тому +6

      Same thing with that whole “singularity” thing

    • @nathanfievet5546
      @nathanfievet5546 2 місяці тому +7

      looking at the paper don't seem to be only extrapolationd

    • @DinoMoonCreations
      @DinoMoonCreations 2 місяці тому +18

      Indeed. I struggled to run a 2km distance in 15 minutes.
      But after 3 months.. I can now run 3km in 12 minutes. So at this rate.. I will be the fastest person that ever lived.

  • @rickyflores9091
    @rickyflores9091 16 днів тому +1

    Very interesting. Sometimes in my dreams, I can't run but im allowed to on all fours. This gave me some persepective and insight into my subconscious

  • @DanielCooper1
    @DanielCooper1 9 днів тому

    It's the "Oh my god" sigh at the end that got me. Good one Michael.

  • @dark_moth7
    @dark_moth7 2 місяці тому +1182

    Usain Bolt is canonically a plane. ✈️

    • @user-wd2sh6tu3g
      @user-wd2sh6tu3g 2 місяці тому +4

      correct

    • @VNeto94
      @VNeto94 2 місяці тому +13

      43% human. 57% bird.

    • @CyborusYT
      @CyborusYT 2 місяці тому +3

      splatoon icon spotted

    • @leif1075
      @leif1075 2 місяці тому

      HOW HOW.can I be as tall as him DAMMIT?

    • @Phantom914
      @Phantom914 2 місяці тому +3

      Insane Bolt

  • @Wangik.
    @Wangik. 2 місяці тому +83372

    Now imagine Vsauce chasing you with his 4 legs.
    P.S
    To save some of your braincells, don't check replies.
    Please.

  • @Guiterminator
    @Guiterminator 16 днів тому +1

    since i was a kid, i've had recurring dreams of running like that.

  • @ederanged7960
    @ederanged7960 29 днів тому +1

    *He said, hanging from the ceiling over your bed with only his fingertips like a gecko*

  • @MisfitRed22
    @MisfitRed22 2 місяці тому +1588

    “Hey Vsauce, Michael here! How fast can you run?” *goes General Grievous and starts crawling after you*

    • @chancebonnett8641
      @chancebonnett8641 2 місяці тому +22

      Crawling? Did you see that guy? Outright galloping

    • @jameschipman-td2cu
      @jameschipman-td2cu 2 місяці тому

      I picture spider style running except 6 legs instead of 8

    • @Cysmoke
      @Cysmoke 2 місяці тому

      I can die in peace now

    • @General-Grievous
      @General-Grievous 2 місяці тому

      It makes sense people copy me. I am just too good at what I do.

    • @jameschipman-td2cu
      @jameschipman-td2cu 2 місяці тому

      @@General-Grievous yep

  • @thalesvondasos
    @thalesvondasos 2 місяці тому +217

    The ideal technique is actually rolling, so you make contact with the ground 100% of the time

    • @onurbole7921
      @onurbole7921 2 місяці тому +23

      If we had wheels yes, but the way we are built it is too much friction

    • @hagengo
      @hagengo 2 місяці тому

      ​@@onurbole7921 maybe if there is a way to turn oneself into a spiral, it would be possible🤔 I need to try it

    • @Aaron-vd4vi
      @Aaron-vd4vi 2 місяці тому +38

      ​@@onurbole7921 so we just have to be rounder

    • @divinecomedian2
      @divinecomedian2 2 місяці тому +39

      ​@@Aaron-vd4vi the body positivity movement is on to something

    • @lizardsquid9318
      @lizardsquid9318 2 місяці тому +3

      Omg you’re on to something

  • @percussionof12
    @percussionof12 7 днів тому +1

    Here's the thing about bipedal running though. It doesn't matter if you are a little bit slower than a quadroped, becauase by using half as many legs, you use much less energy, and can run for a much longer time before collapsing from exhaustion. In the 100 meter dash, running on four limbs might be faster, but even a cheetah could never beat a human in a marathon.

  • @FishCncrt
    @FishCncrt 13 днів тому +1

    imagine playing tag, you tag someone and they get down on all fours and start charging at you

  • @mitchelvanwijk
    @mitchelvanwijk 2 місяці тому +5003

    Finally, we're slowly but surely returning to monke.

    • @alienmagi
      @alienmagi 2 місяці тому +233

      What if i told you we have been monke this whole time?

    • @YehudiNimol
      @YehudiNimol 2 місяці тому

      ​@@alienmagiA bipedal monke

    • @johanCx14
      @johanCx14 2 місяці тому +99

      What if we become centaurs instead

    • @eduardoarmenta9232
      @eduardoarmenta9232 2 місяці тому +101

      ​@@johanCx14Being centaurs sounds neat, we could be ridden... Ok, that sounds weird

    • @truthseeker7815
      @truthseeker7815 2 місяці тому +69

      @@eduardoarmenta9232, some are already being ridden

  • @geboaebo
    @geboaebo 2 місяці тому +161

    Honestly that's probably the best way to make sports interesting again. We've already optimized the hell out of 2 legged running, so it's time to innovate

    • @ezyeez4599
      @ezyeez4599 2 місяці тому +3

      Yea, let's start running on our fingers

    • @jimberry5318
      @jimberry5318 2 місяці тому

      Sports is interesting still. That's just an opinion

    • @DisarmedTripmine
      @DisarmedTripmine 2 місяці тому

      ​@@ezyeez4599😂

    • @geboaebo
      @geboaebo 2 місяці тому +2

      @@jimberry5318 I mean obviously. But I'd like to think we're all smart enough not to need to put a disclaimer at the end of every comment clarifying that it's an opinion

  • @ALTRO-
    @ALTRO- 10 днів тому +1

    Fun fact according to science hippos can fly as they run on all 4 but there is a small gap where the feet are not on the floor so THAT CAN BE FLYING

  • @Hotrob_J
    @Hotrob_J 17 днів тому +1

    Devilman Crybaby running technique was ahead of its time

  • @kickassguy704
    @kickassguy704 2 місяці тому +2434

    Vsauce promoting reverse Evolution 💀

    • @drjonesey5
      @drjonesey5 2 місяці тому +33

      We have to evolve first to reverse.

    • @mateuszkubiak4434
      @mateuszkubiak4434 2 місяці тому

      Evolution have nothing to do about progress ,just about adjustment to ecosystem so there is no valid term such as ,,reverse evolution".

    • @prepaidtrash5552
      @prepaidtrash5552 2 місяці тому +1

      @@drjonesey5thanks for perspective

    • @phillipduvall8638
      @phillipduvall8638 2 місяці тому +9

      That would be devolution. Evolution isn't linear either, as conditions change so do the optimal adaptations. Now that we have superior understanding of the human body and the analytics to support it, we're changing the conditions. It might be a niche application depending on how hard it is to do effectively but it's still forward evolution

    • @robertsmithington8892
      @robertsmithington8892 2 місяці тому +2

      We became the Apex predator because we can think and use our hands. If we start using our hands to run, we could end up getting eaten. 😂

  • @sirpeterbaum4695
    @sirpeterbaum4695 2 місяці тому +12316

    Roses are red, my walls are made of plaster, you may run fast but quadruped Michael runs faster

    • @Original_Username0
      @Original_Username0 2 місяці тому +265

      Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      You might run fast
      But micheal does too

    • @ruta9366
      @ruta9366 2 місяці тому +120

      Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      Two legged running is dead
      Because it’s so slow dude

    • @MSCCA
      @MSCCA 2 місяці тому +73

      Roses are red,
      Violets are blue,
      You can run; you can hide,
      But quadruped Micahel always finds you

    • @wertugavw
      @wertugavw 2 місяці тому +8

      ​​@@Original_Username0doesn't rhyme

    • @wertugavw
      @wertugavw 2 місяці тому +6

      ​@@ruta9366doesn't rhyme

  • @Infinity-__-
    @Infinity-__- 6 днів тому +1

    Bro we got humans devolving before gta 6 💀

  • @JKSSubstandard
    @JKSSubstandard 9 днів тому +1

    Remember. Humans were not evolved for speed. Humans evolved for endurance. The fact that human strides have so little contact with the ground saves energy. We hunted by outlasting prey animals who tired after short sprints

  • @vulpritprooze
    @vulpritprooze 2 місяці тому +1297

    That cut at the end was like Vsauce disconnecting the silly soul that overtook him when he was yapping.

    • @GdnationNY
      @GdnationNY 2 місяці тому

      Haha

    • @thephoenixsystem6765
      @thephoenixsystem6765 2 місяці тому +3

      I hear they can only be exorcised by capturing their thoughts on film and showing the film to other people. Poor man's house must be infested with the blighters

  • @ChoeRage
    @ChoeRage 2 місяці тому +1001

    Running in dreams on all fours is so awesome lol literally zoomin around

    • @LinkEX
      @LinkEX 2 місяці тому +30

      Dude, I'll absolutely write that down and try to remember it next time I'm getting lucid in a dream.

    • @FawnTheCreator
      @FawnTheCreator Місяць тому +4

      Will try that

    • @matthewholzmueller6292
      @matthewholzmueller6292 Місяць тому +12

      I dreamed of having wheels on the sides of my forearms and shins. Metallic shafts supported the wheels and my muscles provided a twisting movement turning the wheels fast. Fun fact i no longer use LSD as a sleep aid.

    • @skelobones
      @skelobones Місяць тому +6

      imma be cooked in the zombie apocolypse if this guy is infected 😭

    • @CuteLittleKittyGrassy
      @CuteLittleKittyGrassy Місяць тому +2

      FR! I did that in a dream it was epic

  • @Ismael___607
    @Ismael___607 13 днів тому +1

    chimpanzee mode will be the meta in 2048 olympics

  • @iknowimpapi6928
    @iknowimpapi6928 29 днів тому +3

    It just sank in how horrific and unsettling but the ending definitely helped😂

  • @zomhuman6270
    @zomhuman6270 Місяць тому +3679

    therians gonna be going wild with this one

    • @Vinniegacha..3
      @Vinniegacha..3 Місяць тому +18

      Ikr

    • @H4n4h4k1
      @H4n4h4k1 Місяць тому

      ;]

    • @Gefehhka
      @Gefehhka Місяць тому +26

      Wow a Madness Combat pfp.

    • @kyomi_exe67
      @kyomi_exe67 Місяць тому +87

      I was literally thinking how can the same people that hate therians watch some dude run on all fours

    • @MCBoy30-again
      @MCBoy30-again Місяць тому +30

      @@kyomi_exe67who says im watching either of them, im gonna go ahead and guess that not even one therian hater knew about this guy running on all fours.

  • @thatdude_me
    @thatdude_me 2 місяці тому +1814

    “By the 2048 Olympics the fastest runner will be a quadruped”
    That one paralyzed guy that strapped a rocket to his wheelchair: 🗿

    • @Bloldywakna4736
      @Bloldywakna4736 2 місяці тому +52

      No no no that's the 2048 special Olympics

    • @thehermitman822
      @thehermitman822 2 місяці тому +5

      I was thinking arm extensions or elongated replacements.

    • @clintgillespie8579
      @clintgillespie8579 2 місяці тому +25

      Quadruped, not quadraplegic

    • @AshleyBubbles27
      @AshleyBubbles27 2 місяці тому +1

      It will be the way of the future, when man is fused with technology 😂

    • @rickym18
      @rickym18 2 місяці тому +1

      Wtf dude

  • @SussyBoii666
    @SussyBoii666 3 дні тому +1

    If I'm ever seeing humans run on 4 legs I'm gonna be the first man on mars

  • @tbefilms
    @tbefilms День тому

    The way you turn off the camera is so unhinged. We love you for it.

  • @JaMorantBiggerArm
    @JaMorantBiggerArm 2 місяці тому +757

    "Hey! VSauce, michael here. *How fast can you run* "

    • @sleazymeezy
      @sleazymeezy 2 місяці тому +6

      Michaels energy is oddly threatening and I'm here for it.

    • @juanromano-chucalescu2858
      @juanromano-chucalescu2858 2 місяці тому +2

      In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood, burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of hell and tainted beyond ascension. He chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace, and with boiling blood he scoured the umbral plans seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him.

    • @anthonyohler2029
      @anthonyohler2029 2 місяці тому +1

      Probably not fast enough

    • @ccnamaster7764
      @ccnamaster7764 2 місяці тому +1

      *Jake Chudnow - Moon Men" starts playing

    • @orangecitrus8056
      @orangecitrus8056 2 місяці тому +2

      when you can run on 2 legs and michael runs on 3 legs

  • @Clock_Man_2763
    @Clock_Man_2763 2 місяці тому +329

    “Hey vSauce! Michael here, your home security is great… or is it?”
    *Starts chasing with four legs*

    • @vez3834
      @vez3834 2 місяці тому +9

      "Hey Vsauce! Michael here. You locked your door last night... or did you? Now, we are in a bit of a predicament. You probably think you can outrun me, but I have trained my quadrupedal running technique with scientists at top universities. I'll give you a head start though, good luck."

    • @H4n4h4k1
      @H4n4h4k1 Місяць тому +1

      *runs away on all fours*

  • @ThishasbeenJUNKPUNK
    @ThishasbeenJUNKPUNK День тому

    the sigh at the end killed me brutally

  • @Kin0Hachi
    @Kin0Hachi 6 днів тому

    The dog in one punch man though was legit...
    DAMN

  • @orcarr6479
    @orcarr6479 2 місяці тому +1982

    No matter how fast you run, Michael will always catch up.

    • @djmhammer331
      @djmhammer331 2 місяці тому +1

      🤯

    • @standardised8260
      @standardised8260 2 місяці тому +3

      haha thats so funny omg im laughing so hard

    • @Jean-vf3pi
      @Jean-vf3pi 2 місяці тому

      The other one, with the white rubber mask*

    • @大
      @大 2 місяці тому +1

      skibidi rizz

    • @Little-Buster
      @Little-Buster 2 місяці тому +2

      If I climb up somewhere out of his reach, it would be my victory.

  • @zetafish7347
    @zetafish7347 2 місяці тому +1249

    Usain Bolt really got creative mode on huh

  • @quivercat6911
    @quivercat6911 29 днів тому +4

    I can confirm that i can sprint faster on all fours than I can normally!

  • @GoldenSpike300
    @GoldenSpike300 22 дні тому +1

    They said that by 2010 we would have flying cars, at the rate we’re letting expectations down, by 2048, we’ll have a 4 branch fidget spinner.

  • @RajivSamaroo
    @RajivSamaroo 2 місяці тому +243

    100 million years to stand upright.
    Vsauce: we need 4 legs

    • @LordHolley
      @LordHolley 2 місяці тому +5

      Yeah that's just what I was thinking, now we're going backwards.

    • @coopertown7867
      @coopertown7867 2 місяці тому +1

      100 million years 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @chrisjfox8715
      @chrisjfox8715 2 місяці тому +3

      Evolution: "It is finished."
      Vsauce: "Hear me out tho..."

    • @angelirizarry2666
      @angelirizarry2666 2 місяці тому

      ​@@coopertown7867 yup

    • @zacmayes2802
      @zacmayes2802 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@angelirizarry2666only about 4 million, but it's obvious the comment was just using hyperbole.

  • @ZendilofRealms
    @ZendilofRealms 2 місяці тому +1391

    Therians bout to be professional runners

    • @burnertran2753
      @burnertran2753 2 місяці тому +79

      Was looking for this comment 😭

    • @gayternatee
      @gayternatee 2 місяці тому

      as one of them, agreed

    • @rainbowkitten845
      @rainbowkitten845 2 місяці тому +52

      I litterly came to the comments to find this exact comment

    • @AziTheDragonmaker
      @AziTheDragonmaker 2 місяці тому

      @@burnertran2753me too 😭

    • @Zack_cats
      @Zack_cats 2 місяці тому +37

      I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS

  • @jhaimp.sullivan5618
    @jhaimp.sullivan5618 28 днів тому +1

    Appreciate everything you do and provide the world in the ways that u do in everything you come across amd digest and depuct for us all 🎉 👏❤

  • @quintus920
    @quintus920 4 дні тому

    Vsauce definitely is the world champion gold medalist of making me say "yep, that's enough internet for tonight."

  • @Burdgie
    @Burdgie Місяць тому +555

    if that person was running at me I would be hiding for my life

    • @skycloud4802
      @skycloud4802 Місяць тому +23

      Might a well hide. You certainly ain't going to be running for your life because that person will catch up and it will be over.

    • @locrianphantom3547
      @locrianphantom3547 Місяць тому +6

      ⁠@@skycloud4802idk a 15 second 100m is reasonable to be able to run away from for the average fit person. It’s gonna be scary, but definitely possible

    • @brianjemison5265
      @brianjemison5265 Місяць тому

      Like that

    • @brianjemison5265
      @brianjemison5265 Місяць тому +1

      Theres thst family from Turkey that walks on all fours . Id run for my life if someone came at me running fast like that

    • @SixxWolfZx
      @SixxWolfZx 9 днів тому

      You're shuddering in a city garbage container as he slowly opens the hatch saying "you can't run AND you cant hide"

  • @crisptomato9495
    @crisptomato9495 2 місяці тому +595

    Usain Bolt also has scoliosis which affects his running style since one leg is slightly shorter than the other.

    • @Tattootin
      @Tattootin 2 місяці тому +51

      Ol peg leg, he actually has three legs, but I believe they make him tape it to either the left or right leg during races? Id have to look up which leg he prefers.

    • @redravenrages6321
      @redravenrages6321 2 місяці тому +6

      @@TattootinJealous, much?

    • @rdizzy1
      @rdizzy1 2 місяці тому

      Which inherently gives him a benefit.

    • @Dover939
      @Dover939 2 місяці тому +12

      @@Tattootin ew

    • @Matthew-bc9mr
      @Matthew-bc9mr 2 місяці тому +21

      Its only a benefit if its the inside leg thats the shorter one. So the left leg. And IIRC Usain's right leg is the shorter one. Which I remember bc i was thinking about how it makes his speed even more incredible

  • @EMPRESS_ERA
    @EMPRESS_ERA 4 дні тому

    “The best way to run faster is to have more legs.” Incredible 😂

  • @isaeto
    @isaeto 2 дні тому +1

    Can't wait for official Olympics in quads lol

  • @_Cleveland_
    @_Cleveland_ 2 місяці тому +118

    Now I'm thinking about a millipede breaking the sound barrier.

    • @rdizzy1
      @rdizzy1 2 місяці тому +10

      House centipedes are equivalent to a human running 42-45 miles per hour. (and the fastest is Bolt running 27.3 miles per hour for a very short period during his fastest race)

    • @hellstorm300
      @hellstorm300 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@rdizzy1I think you comparison is bound to have some internal flaws)

    • @rdizzy1
      @rdizzy1 2 місяці тому +4

      @@hellstorm300 Nope, it is the speed they run at their current size, compared to the size of humans and the speed they run at. Downsize Usain Bolt to the size of a house centipede, and he will run at only 60% the speed of the centipede.

    • @Arvak777
      @Arvak777 2 місяці тому +1

      Now imagine a trillipede

    • @marcusorta714
      @marcusorta714 2 місяці тому +1

      @@rdizzy1fascinating stuff

  • @therianthrope
    @therianthrope Місяць тому +1904

    fun fact: walking on all fours is actually a sport called quadrobics.
    edit: if you want to argue about this sport then please make your own comment and argue there, thank you.

    • @Abbydog10
      @Abbydog10 Місяць тому +37

      Something therians might do :D

    • @therianthrope
      @therianthrope Місяць тому +41

      @@Abbydog10 yes, but not required to do to identify as a therian ^_^

    • @Abbydog10
      @Abbydog10 Місяць тому +7

      @@therianthrope ye ♥️

    • @RELI_THE_STAR
      @RELI_THE_STAR Місяць тому +10

      Ohhhh I like to do quads they're fun, I'm js kinda eh at it rn though:/

    • @Abbydog10
      @Abbydog10 Місяць тому +6

      @@RELI_THE_STAR I’m not even built for it 😭 lol

  • @afrikasmith1049
    @afrikasmith1049 21 день тому +1

    Chimps and Orangutans: Run on all four limbs in order to go fast.
    A handful of humans:

  • @devinevin222
    @devinevin222 9 годин тому

    I love how hope leaves his eyes at the end of all these clips

  • @RevolutionsGG
    @RevolutionsGG 2 місяці тому +278

    Imagine seeing the fastest human as a quadruped in 30 years

    • @autumnstoptwo
      @autumnstoptwo 2 місяці тому +2

      i will wait for it and report back in 🫡

  • @MsmBisonorus
    @MsmBisonorus 2 місяці тому +2943

    NOO VSAUCE, THE MILLENIAL PAUZE GOT YOU TOO 😭😭

    • @bonbonthewolf6848
      @bonbonthewolf6848 2 місяці тому +137

      I’ve gotta stop watching yugioh- I read that as “the millennium puzzle” 😂

    • @3denx
      @3denx 2 місяці тому +124

      i don’t think vsauce can get menopause

    • @apcebat
      @apcebat 2 місяці тому +57

      Millenial pause is the thing in the beginning, not in the end

    • @MsmBisonorus
      @MsmBisonorus 2 місяці тому +7

      @@apcebat WHATS THE END THEN

    • @CompactCognition
      @CompactCognition 2 місяці тому +20

      @@apcebattbh. I don’t see a reason why it can’t also be the end.
      Got me imagine now zoomers ending the video before the even finish talking

  • @FunneCricket
    @FunneCricket 8 днів тому +2

    didn't know me doing quads would train me for being the fastest person

    • @Rebrian
      @Rebrian 7 днів тому +1

      Therians+Quadrobists!!!❤❤❤❤

  • @huggalove
    @huggalove 16 днів тому

    That one second at the end after the music stopped. Cant tell if you want 4 legged olympics now or never!

  • @oglothenerd
    @oglothenerd 2 місяці тому +609

    Now I know how to effectively run away from the IRS and police.

    • @Awesomeplayer98
      @Awesomeplayer98 2 місяці тому +3

      Hi Oglo

    • @John-Sv
      @John-Sv 2 місяці тому +1

      Skin tone also plays a role, unfortunately I don’t stand a chance🤦

    • @Yes-bn6yy
      @Yes-bn6yy 2 місяці тому +8

      And the bonus is that if they catch you, you’ll have a pretty good case for the insanity clause

    • @user-sj6gq5bv2f
      @user-sj6gq5bv2f 2 місяці тому +3

      @@John-Sv worst debuff fr fr

    • @brecheese6532
      @brecheese6532 2 місяці тому +1

      "Thanks Michael!!"

  •  2 місяці тому +1213

    2048 olympics sounds like it's gonna be a fun one

    • @jimboh.2654
      @jimboh.2654 2 місяці тому +47

      They should have only one competition, transgender four-legged 100m dash

    • @Opreich
      @Opreich 2 місяці тому +7

      Hang on, I'm going to be alive for that one

    • @大
      @大 2 місяці тому +3

      2069

    • @interrupted_reverie
      @interrupted_reverie 2 місяці тому +55

      @@jimboh.2654 what

    • @lightyagmi2010
      @lightyagmi2010 2 місяці тому +2

      Should be one hell of a story

  • @MarsLos10
    @MarsLos10 7 днів тому +1

    Running on four limps should be an Olympic Sport. Oh, actually it should be an O-limp-ic sport. I have no friends lol

  • @KaraTheGirlie
    @KaraTheGirlie 4 дні тому

    FINALLY PEOPLE UNDERSTAND!! RUNNING ON ALL FOURS FEELS AMAZING!!!

  • @onbekend1631
    @onbekend1631 2 місяці тому +406

    so all the therians doing quads are onto something

    • @sillysillylittl3rascal
      @sillysillylittl3rascal 2 місяці тому +31

      As a therian, yes, my max speed was like, 11 mph so far

    • @kringle7804
      @kringle7804 2 місяці тому +14

      ​@@sillysillylittl3rascal how long can you keep it, because your average trained runner can keep 12mph for a long time

    • @sillysillylittl3rascal
      @sillysillylittl3rascal 2 місяці тому +8

      @kringle7804 around 1.5 years, it's difficult to adapt to running on all fours obviously

    • @kringle7804
      @kringle7804 2 місяці тому +7

      @sillysillylittl3rascal im saying could you run on all fours for like 10 minutes or is it just in short burst

    • @sillysillylittl3rascal
      @sillysillylittl3rascal 2 місяці тому +8

      @kringle7804 probably like 45 seconds I think, I don't focus on running, just really jumping :]

  • @SwedePotato314
    @SwedePotato314 2 місяці тому +44

    I’m so so so grateful that he never cuts out those few seconds at the end where he breaks. It just makes you imagine all the other wild and zany UA-camrs doing it as soon as they’re done with their script and it’s just so dystopian and amazing.

  • @nickcrane2126
    @nickcrane2126 23 дні тому

    Lol at the end that’s the most sincere emotion I’ve seen from vsause in years

  • @Silly_thieran
    @Silly_thieran 8 годин тому

    Bro Quads be going crazy

  • @a.w.1499
    @a.w.1499 2 місяці тому +213

    I used to run on all fours all the time as a kid. Won a race in elementary school where we were supposed to go on all fours to the finish.
    The other kids weren't quite sure what to think of me. lol

    • @GTSN38
      @GTSN38 2 місяці тому +6

      They probably thought you were strange. Not too many people run on all 4s

    • @JoraAustin
      @JoraAustin 2 місяці тому +23

      They probably thought you were the goat. Or a goat. One of the two.

    • @sandiago7564
      @sandiago7564 2 місяці тому +7

      I know what to think you. .my competition. Id challenge you any day.

    • @ST4RRY_P4WZZ
      @ST4RRY_P4WZZ 2 місяці тому +3

      I decided to teach my self to run on four legs for fun and can now run fast and jump really high like that. It's pretty good exercise

    • @noelvalenzarro
      @noelvalenzarro 2 місяці тому +1

      @@sandiago7564I’d win though