It didn’t occur to me that this video was meant for October till the very end. I was just satisfied with “oh she’s painting something else Holo with threadbanger k”. I’m pretty sure Christine could murder someone and paint the corpse Holo and we’d all just be like “OH THAT CRISTINE. HAHA SO CRAZY LOL”
At 10:49 the “empty vile” is called a memory tube. So in the event that something should happen to the casket (should the casket become dislodged from its space in a mausoleum or crypt, or unearthed from the ground), the identity of the deceased can be easily known without having to exhume the remains.
10:50 *water-tight sealed vial will contain basic information about the dead person. Name, date of birth, date of death and name of cemetery/location in case of disasters like floods that may separate the coffin from its original place*
The empty vial from the coffin is used as a name tag, with the dates and location of cemetery. It’s used in case of flooding and coffins being dispersed around a city. That way when they’re found they can be returned... or ya know nail oil works too.
Yepp and people actually used to get buried alive. That's why they used to tie a string to the wrists of the dead that would be attached to a bell above the ground so if the "dead" woke up they could ring the bell and hopefully be saved in time by the night guards who would be stay at the cemetery at night waiting to hear if any bells rung. And also to guard against grave robbers paid to dig up fresh bodies for experiments.
Yeah this Is really uncomfortable to watch yet really "nice", I think it's more just he is alive and healthy here. I hope he recovers well and stays healthy
Imagine looking out your window and seeing your neighbors doing this. Edit: Thank you so much, Cristine! I love your videos and how you tell kids to stay in school. You have a wonderful sense of humor. This is your second time putting a heart on a comment of mine. You’re both me and my best friend’s favorite UA-camr. And also, thank you for the likes and replies!!!
just imagine that one day you see them painting a coffin, then you see someone getting in and then you see them later patting down dirt with a tombstone in front of the dirt pile
that little glass vial is something called a memory record tube! in there is usually something that has their name, a family member’s contact, etc. in case the casket is found out of the ground somehow, it’s identifiable without having to open it up.
At 10:56 the clear tube you are holding is actually for the name of the decedent, birthdate, date of death, and the mother and father's name. It exists because in the event of a flooding and instances like Hurricane Katrina there were unearthed caskets floating down the streets. Batesville and a lot of other casket companies decided to place that feature in so we can make sure that we are able to identify the dead. I work at a funeral home and I just wanted to share that little tidbit with you! Also just so you know, because you ordered the Batesville Black Onyx J37 casket it should come with some paperwork and one is called the living memorial packet. Batesville will plant a tree in your honour, all you have to do is just fill out the mail postcard and send it. Then they will send you a letter in return saying that they planted it! I just think that is super cute :)
@Ayla Giacomo No problem, I am sure there isn't much factual information about caskets online! I love trivia too and if you have any more questions feel free to ask me :). I see that casket all the time at work so I pretty much know everything about it (including price which was not cheap).
It's a memory tube the empty vial is, they put your name, date of birth, date of death, and identifying information in it in case the coffin is ever removed, or floats out of the ground, etc. To be able to confirm who is in it.
Isa & Fred USB drives are at best built to hold data for a century, tapes 30 years, hard drives 5. And those are for best quality. But then I'm unsure if she bought a durable body preserving coffin or a fast-rotting ecological coffin.
@@johnfrancisdoe1563 I am sure that there would be something to house it, in addition to the coffin itself. Even if she were buried in a bog somewhere and the organic bits were decomposed beyond recognition, the glitter and the more synthetic materials might still have a chance.
“What if you were buried alive what would happen” I’m the past that actually used to happen. People put bells next to graves so if someone woke up they could ring the bell. Bells were rung.
As a historian, if I may fact-check these: (1) While there was a great fear of being buried alive around the 1800s, there is no evidence that it ever actually happened, or that anyone was ever 'saved' by ringing a bell. The coffins did exist, though. Mainly because of said fear. (2) most historians agree that the phrase 'saved by the bell' did not originate from this, but originated in the world of sports.
@@cyprel The idiom 'saved by the bell' is believed to come from boxing slang, when a boxer who is about to lose is 'saved' from defeat by the bell ending the round. However, some experts believe that it comes from an old custom of burying coffins with a bell attached as fear of being buried alive was widespread. So 50/50?
To your question at 13:05 Way back when everyone was stupid, when someone fell into a coma or was passed out for days, they were presumed dead. Obviously, the families would wait by their side for a few days to make sure but if they didn't wake, they would be buried. Occasionally, people would reuse coffins and when they dug one up, there were scratch marks on the inside. When these scratch marks showed up on a large number of coffins, people began to think "Well huh, maybe we killed a few people by burying them alive..." Bells on a string were attached to the coffins. If the gravekeeper heard the bell, the person would be dug up. (This is where the phrase "saved by the bell" comes from. ) So, yeah people have been buried alive but we can tell a dead person from a living one now lol!
Sometimes, they'd also hire someone to keep watch of the grave for a few days just in case the bell rings even at night. It's where the term graveyard shift came from
I will be able to go to your funeral Cristine! Don't think I could do a speech but maybe I could. Edit: it would probably include bananas, nail polish, her cats, and of course TEA.
Cristine: I don’t know why people spend so much money on fancy caskets when they just go in the ground. Also Cristine: *spends lots of money on a fancy casket* *spends $600 on holo glitter and sprays that she will put on the fancy casket she just spent lots of money on*
I agree. I'm about to tear up. I will miss................... BEN WHILE HE IS IN FUJI, but as the saying goes, it was much needed. Then, after, the show must go on!
@@adeliepeng.1046 They don't mean it that way- What they mean is that it could be the same delivery guy that dropped off both the coffin and holo, then imagine the delivery guys thoughts. Because they need the address, of course.
Ku Nani are you thick? She spells her name without an h. If you were an actual fan you would know because she gets salty when Starbucks employees spell it wrong. Idiot
Did he have an accident? I'm surprised I didnt hear about it I'm a goth, I love corinne and I'm a first responder so if he did I seriously am disappointed in myself
"No one's better suited at DIYs and death than these guys." "DIY or Die, right?" "Nobody died...yet." "Rob wants to die, is the thing, It's weird..." "Who wants to do the 24-hour coffin challenge? We'll leave that to Rob." *ROB LITERALLY DIES THE FOLLOWING YEAR*
*1,000 years later* Some say there's a holo coffin with someone in it in our yard Also we are still finding glitter and holo in our yard We've heard from people who have heard stories passed down from 2018 Apparently, it's the FIRST holosexual
the vial at the end contains: On the end of many caskets there is a plastic vial that screws into the body. It makes a water-tight seal. Vital information about the deceased is placed in that vial, such as the name, cemetery location, date of death, etc. These have been very useful in returning the remains to the proper place after some disaster or mix-up has caused a problem. For example, in some of the hurricanes that have hit the southern part of the United States caskets have floated to the surface and away from the burial site. If there is a lot of water on the Earth's surface and the soil is sandy or not compacted, a casket could float out of the grave because it is quite buoyant. In hurricane Camille there reports of caskets coming up from the ground, being ripped open, and having the remains deposited in tree tops. Myles McGrath told us how the shrimp fisherman in Louisiana pulled in many floating caskets from the ocean after the storm. Meaning Cristine's would contain nail oil...
Thank you for your response. Makes total sense now. After Hurricane Katrina / the leeves breaking, caskets floated up. I was wondering how they knew their proper place for sure.
13:07 In I think medieval times people who ran graveyards would put bells with stings in the ground so if someone was still alive they could ring it and be dug up. Old documents reported it being common to hear bells ringing in the graveyard several times a day.
anybody else wonders what she does with all this type of stuff after? neighbor; isthat a ...glitter ...coffin??? Cristine; yes. neighbor; why? cristine; *runs away and hides in coffin*
Yeah I actually wondered that 😂. Where does it all go especially things like a car and a coffin. Would be mad if this actually becomes her actual coffin lol
@@YoungDymisty Cristine said that they donated the car, but I truly do wonder what happened to the coffin. Imagine them donating a glitter covered coffin and the recipient just wonders why it's covered in glitter
that little vial typically contains info about the person... so in case of a natural disaster or some other morbid incident, the body can be returned to the proper place. it also attaches to the body... not the casket. sorry I had this info and now you all must know
Regular people's gravestones: *motivational quote and/or sob story*
Cristine's gravestone:
*iM nOt A pRoBlEm AnYmOrE*
Laiba Hussain lmao that’s our queen alright 😂
I laughed harder then I should have at a dark joke like this one.
Emma Lee it was probably autocorrect
No on her gravestone it would say I’m nOt a PrOblEM mOrE and WhAt dO YoU tHiNk with an over ground coffin
It has to say “I am with hOlO!!!!
It didn’t occur to me that this video was meant for October till the very end. I was just satisfied with “oh she’s painting something else Holo with threadbanger k”. I’m pretty sure Christine could murder someone and paint the corpse Holo and we’d all just be like “OH THAT CRISTINE. HAHA SO CRAZY LOL”
Yep
Tskrian same
Omg i didn't realize until i saw this comment🤣
True
Tskrian DAMN AUTO CORRECT! First Cristine is with a h... dun dun duuuun
Is this video weird?
Yes
Is this video weird for Cristine’s channel?
No
Yep true dat
lol
IKR
Yep..
Yass
At 10:49 the “empty vile” is called a memory tube. So in the event that something should happen to the casket (should the casket become dislodged from its space in a mausoleum or crypt, or unearthed from the ground), the identity of the deceased can be easily known without having to exhume the remains.
Crazyartstudent ... why do you know so much about caskets
Crazyartstudent yup I agree
That's cool
Tru shit, can confirm as a member of the order of the good death
Wow 😯
10:50 *water-tight sealed vial will contain basic information about the dead person. Name, date of birth, date of death and name of cemetery/location in case of disasters like floods that may separate the coffin from its original place*
I think his reply was better...
Ms. Shaunne yeah
R/iamverysmart
ReReversall how is that r/iamverysmart it was an actual question and actually something I didn’t know.
Good to know, but I thought they were gonna Egyptian style pour the DNA in there
imagine just a kid riding by on their bike seeing a bunch of adults casually talking while painting a coffin in glitter
subscribetomefornoreasonifyoucanreadthis Tea 😂😂😂
Shane dawson?
That would be awesome! !!
The empty vial from the coffin is used as a name tag, with the dates and location of cemetery. It’s used in case of flooding and coffins being dispersed around a city.
That way when they’re found they can be returned...
or ya know nail oil works too.
HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?!?!?!?!?!?
One time there was flooding in my area and the coffins rose to the surface right on Halloween.
Avellania
LMAOO WHAT
omg that's horrifying 😨
Yepp and people actually used to get buried alive. That's why they used to tie a string to the wrists of the dead that would be attached to a bell above the ground so if the "dead" woke up they could ring the bell and hopefully be saved in time by the night guards who would be stay at the cemetery at night waiting to hear if any bells rung. And also to guard against grave robbers paid to dig up fresh bodies for experiments.
“Rob wants to die”
In 2019 it isn’t a joke anymore
Yeah this Is really uncomfortable to watch yet really "nice", I think it's more just he is alive and healthy here. I hope he recovers well and stays healthy
kai cleland yhme too
@@kaicleland3852 What happened to him?
@@MonsteraPolitica go to threadbangers channel you'll find it
@@MonsteraPolitica he fucking died from a heart attack but got revived
Imagine looking out your window and seeing your neighbors doing this.
Edit: Thank you so much, Cristine! I love your videos and how you tell kids to stay in school. You have a wonderful sense of humor. This is your second time putting a heart on a comment of mine. You’re both me and my best friend’s favorite UA-camr. And also, thank you for the likes and replies!!!
Id join them
just imagine that one day you see them painting a coffin, then you see someone getting in and then you see them later patting down dirt with a tombstone in front of the dirt pile
Sarah Woodall
I would ask to join them, and get tea with someone else's money.
I would honestly go out there and help them
Me: Who’d they kill this time.
that little glass vial is something called a memory record tube! in there is usually something that has their name, a family member’s contact, etc. in case the casket is found out of the ground somehow, it’s identifiable without having to open it up.
cool
I was searching for this comment, thank you
Awesome
That’s interesting. I didn’t know that was a thing.
We love an informed shishtar!
Was actually looking to see if someone had an answer.
" *that's the closest you can get with nail tutorials these days* "
- beyyyn
Beyyn has words of wisdom
I laughed at the part where she was like "Benn, did you leave me ? But we didn't film a breakup video yet " and I was like wtf
At 10:56 the clear tube you are holding is actually for the name of the decedent, birthdate, date of death, and the mother and father's name. It exists because in the event of a flooding and instances like Hurricane Katrina there were unearthed caskets floating down the streets. Batesville and a lot of other casket companies decided to place that feature in so we can make sure that we are able to identify the dead.
I work at a funeral home and I just wanted to share that little tidbit with you! Also just so you know, because you ordered the Batesville Black Onyx J37 casket it should come with some paperwork and one is called the living memorial packet. Batesville will plant a tree in your honour, all you have to do is just fill out the mail postcard and send it. Then they will send you a letter in return saying that they planted it! I just think that is super cute :)
@Ayla Giacomo No problem, I am sure there isn't much factual information about caskets online! I love trivia too and if you have any more questions feel free to ask me :). I see that casket all the time at work so I pretty much know everything about it (including price which was not cheap).
Sylvia McCleary how much was it?
Sylvia McCleary S
Sylvia McCleary u
I wanna become a tree when I die
It's a memory tube the empty vial is, they put your name, date of birth, date of death, and identifying information in it in case the coffin is ever removed, or floats out of the ground, etc. To be able to confirm who is in it.
Seriously Lacqueing when I clicked on the video I did not think I would actually learn something
Wow
Floats out of the ground?
^ yeah, we had major flooding where I live years ago and it actually un-earthed some coffins at the bottom of the cemetery
Faith Davarpanah yes, due to Hurricane Maria in Puerto Rico I had family that was floating out there grave due to the floods. 😥😩😢
All I can imagine is some archologist finding her coffin in distant future and name her as some queen or be hella confused
Gonna have to bury a harddrive with all of the threadbanger YT videos on it.
They should put a USB with this video lol
Isa & Fred USB drives are at best built to hold data for a century, tapes 30 years, hard drives 5. And those are for best quality. But then I'm unsure if she bought a durable body preserving coffin or a fast-rotting ecological coffin.
@@johnfrancisdoe1563 I am sure that there would be something to house it, in addition to the coffin itself. Even if she were buried in a bog somewhere and the organic bits were decomposed beyond recognition, the glitter and the more synthetic materials might still have a chance.
“What if you were buried alive what would happen”
I’m the past that actually used to happen. People put bells next to graves so if someone woke up they could ring the bell. Bells were rung.
Fun fact! Cemeteries hired people to walk the grounds at night to listen for those bells.
.
.
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That's why we have "graveyard shifts"
Tim Tam and Mini and Mighty these are helpful ty
I think that was the origin of the saying "Saved by the bell."
As a historian, if I may fact-check these:
(1) While there was a great fear of being buried alive around the 1800s, there is no evidence that it ever actually happened, or that anyone was ever 'saved' by ringing a bell. The coffins did exist, though. Mainly because of said fear.
(2) most historians agree that the phrase 'saved by the bell' did not originate from this, but originated in the world of sports.
@@cyprel The idiom 'saved by the bell' is believed to come from boxing slang, when a boxer who is about to lose is 'saved' from defeat by the bell ending the round. However, some experts believe that it comes from an old custom of burying coffins with a bell attached as fear of being buried alive was widespread. So 50/50?
Corinne: “this is why I do not want to have children”
Ben: “ I thought you were pregnant ?” 😂😂
Rob and Corrine did a video. Go check it out.
JoyFlameball r/wooooooosssh
1000 liek where's my reward?
To your question at 13:05 Way back when everyone was stupid, when someone fell into a coma or was passed out for days, they were presumed dead. Obviously, the families would wait by their side for a few days to make sure but if they didn't wake, they would be buried. Occasionally, people would reuse coffins and when they dug one up, there were scratch marks on the inside. When these scratch marks showed up on a large number of coffins, people began to think "Well huh, maybe we killed a few people by burying them alive..." Bells on a string were attached to the coffins. If the gravekeeper heard the bell, the person would be dug up. (This is where the phrase "saved by the bell" comes from. ) So, yeah people have been buried alive but we can tell a dead person from a living one now lol!
I found this very interesting thank you👌
Sometimes, they'd also hire someone to keep watch of the grave for a few days just in case the bell rings even at night. It's where the term graveyard shift came from
Imagine walking in a cemetery and hearing a bell ring!?😥😱🤯😵
People are buried really deep though, how would they hear the bell?
@@hollyhales2831 the bell is above the grave not in the coffin
Every time Cristine goes over to Threadbangers house she always ends up being murdered
1-800-help-me • - • true lol
Lmao I was just thinking the same thing
Meh chin is single
Rob: * gets holo in his eye *
Me: “hE sEeS iN hOLo ViSiOn-“
I wonder if BestFiends knew what they were sponsoring when they chose Cristine
Random Junk Right 😂
Random Junk Well, they sponsored her before. I think they know what they are up to. Although she does play the game.
Wait did they actually let her out
@@madhurajoshi6963 She's Simply Gone. 💅⚰
*W e l l*
“Cristine was a simple sock” - BEYYYYN
Ada Florescu BEYYYYN!!!! RESPECT YOUR FUTURE WIFE!!!!
😂😂
@@dum5460 They don't want to get married
First a holo will, now a coffin... *Cristine are you trying to tell us something*
Check out the UA-cam channel *Ask a Mortician*
insert x-files theme
@@blo0dchild love her!
@@blo0dchild She's the best, honestly. She teaches us a lot
Yes Im Human how do you make your letters thick like that??
Rob: the annoyed son
Corinne: the mom enjoying the ride
Cristine: the holosexual daughter
Beeeeeeeyyyyyyyn: the dad ready to go to the beach
"We can't put this coffin in the ground, it's beautiful." let's build a holo memorial.
Build a holo crypy
Omg you are right
On it 😉
Yeah!
I Wouldn't be surprised if Cristine actually kept it for her funeral
threadbanger does live in NC
Cristine*
Cristine*
ITS CRISTINE
AzzyWolfPlays there’s no K btw it’s Cristine. No hate just letting you know😃
Let’s take a moment and reflect on the fact that Cristine straight up bought a coffin
Haha lol
Ada Florescu what do you expect is Christine
I fucking cried at the title😂
I will be able to go to your funeral Cristine! Don't think I could do a speech but maybe I could.
Edit: it would probably include bananas, nail polish, her cats, and of course TEA.
Technically its a casket not a coffin but ya
Cristine: I don’t know why people spend so much money on fancy caskets when they just go in the ground.
Also Cristine: *spends lots of money on a fancy casket* *spends $600 on holo glitter and sprays that she will put on the fancy casket she just spent lots of money on*
Over 2600 dollars.
Well, she didn't cause it was sponsored
Me: this regular coffin is boring
Cristine: it’s not a problem anymore
Coffins and caskets are different
IM CRYING
AAAARRRRRRMMMMYYYYY
@@kawaiikitty9118 pls stop
hahahahahahah hahahahahahah sorry it’s just the title said coffin so that’s what I thought I would put in my comment
Why do the insides of coffins look so comfy? Literally that coffin looks softer than my bed.
01emercado01 I know I wish I had a coffin as a bed 😂. But that would look a bit weird in my room
They look so comfy because someone is ment to sleep there for an eternity.
Its your finally nap heck it better be comfy
Fun fact: it is not as comfy as it seems. It's literally plywood with some shitty cushions stapled/glued on. A sad truth...
Vampires.
“what’s your talent?”
“being authentic”
*MISS AMERICA YALL*
itsjuanfer miss canada 😂
Miss Canada
Miss Canada*😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sass oh shit
itsjuanfer miss canadia* lol I mean Canada
Cristine: "Next year I'm thinking of having a boat delivered to your yard!"
Rob and Corrine at the same time: "oh dear god, no"
She said both
No, she said boat.
Further proven by Corinne making an "on board" pun
Def said a boat
And this is the story all about how Ben finally got his vacation 👏
I agree. I'm about to tear up. I will miss...................
BEN WHILE HE IS IN FUJI, but as the saying goes, it was much needed. Then, after, the show must go on!
Imagine being the delivery guy and pulling out a coffin and then checking and realizing the same place also ordered a box of damn glitter
What? You can’t order a coffin from the same place you order glitter from lmao
@@adeliepeng.1046
They don't mean it that way-
What they mean is that it could be the same delivery guy that dropped off both the coffin and holo, then imagine the delivery guys thoughts.
Because they need the address, of course.
love, i think you missed their sarcasm 😂
I am dead
This didn’t even sound sarcastic lmao
Look at Cristine and that *qUaLiTy CoNtEnT*
Lol I was thinking that too
This IS quality content
@@theawesomehappydinosaursd6280 The H is absent o.o
@walper dreier #reported
Ku Nani are you thick? She spells her name without an h. If you were an actual fan you would know because she gets salty when Starbucks employees spell it wrong. Idiot
Ngl I got like a panic attack when they weren't opening the coffin when Cristine wanted to come out. As a claustrophobic person, I would scream lmao
Honestly. I even said to myself " that's not funny. I would have had a panic attack"
That would be terrifying
15:34 BEYYNNNNN
Ben: “ does Corinne have a sister” IMM DEEEAAAADDD😂
Good thing there's a coffin then XD
Yeah she lives in Nebraska
All the dislikes are from dead people with normal coffins.
BlueBae I’m not dead tho
@@andrewmicheals4344 you disliked?
😂
BlueBae best comment ever !
BlueBae yep they stay jealous 😂
if Ben doesn't get that vacation soon Cristine will be in that coffin prematurely
RIPepperoni
"no ones dead.... yet"
"rob wants to die"
rob 2019: *dies for a little bit*
Did he have an accident?
I'm surprised I didnt hear about it I'm a goth, I love corinne and I'm a first responder so if he did I seriously am disappointed in myself
Constant Chaos Heres the video ua-cam.com/video/4RlBVzUCYek/v-deo.html its title “I died but”
Who’s rob
"Cristine was a simple sock" - Ben 2018
ItzJustJayda i thought he said cristine was a simple suck and i was like whaaaaaaaat ?
its *Cristine*
@@cierrakonkle291 OML
that sounded soooo wrong
EW
Minute Owl lololololo that’s the point
@@cierrakonkle291 xD
Cristine is acknowledging the fact that Best Fiends is a dead trend by putting her phone inside the coffin
Shane Dawson? That you?
When cristine takes "dead inside" to a whole other meaning
Haha😂😂
smol[ptato no it doesn't this was copied and pasted
01emercado01 omg ya lol
Lol
Xd
Neighbor: *wondering what's going on in Cristen's backyard*
Neighbor: takes a look
Also Neighbor: nevermind I don't wanna know
Ketchup ._. This was actually at Rob and Corinne's house
@@charliep123 oh ok
Those neighbours have seem some shit... A car, a coffin, a dinossaur... I'm not even counting with the crap threadbanger does.
*Cristines*
*in the casket* “it’s actually kind of nice and relaxing”
halloween maybe?
D.I.Y. or die?
Well with this video I guess you can do both
Katie W
With this video you can KILL two birds with one stone.. gettit it's a pun
Katie W smart ass
Lol
OMG cristine has hearted two of my comments in 1 week🤗😱
@@chloe_yates07 I'll add you to my salt shaker too bub
Cristine laying in a holo coffin casually using a $100 bill to shade her eyes from the sun lmao
Iconic
Beyyyn: Does Corrine have a sister?
Cristine: *wakes up* bEyYyN?! WhAt?!
Your neighbors just see you painting a coffin
*"its for a art project "
*neighbor picks up phone and calls 911
Based on your profile pic, I would assume you are a Queen fan. Look at 0:52, I promise it's worth it
I remember back then when Cristine used to make nail art videos. Now she’s making holo coffins.
*you go girl*
Idk K it is actually a casket
Idk K z
Friends: what did you do this weekend?
me:
Me: l was watching simply nail logical 😀
Me: I buried my father
Me : i was bored so i started the purge
Me: 😑😑😑
Me : The purge is a great movie
Donald trump: OmG tHaTs A gReAt IdEa LeTs StArT tHe PuRgE
"No one's better suited at DIYs and death than these guys."
"DIY or Die, right?"
"Nobody died...yet."
"Rob wants to die, is the thing, It's weird..."
"Who wants to do the 24-hour coffin challenge? We'll leave that to Rob."
*ROB LITERALLY DIES THE FOLLOWING YEAR*
Not gonna lie, not seeing Cristine come out of the coffin makes me feel very unsettled
Morgan Klatskin what if this is the last video she ever uploads?
I’d be so scared if she didn’t post for like a week. I’d probably cry.
Nessa Skye what if she actually does and goes on the vacation Ben wanted to go on
@@frann8552 lol, she wouldn't 😂
I'm scared for her right now ;-;
*1,000 years later*
Some say there's a holo coffin with someone in it in our yard
Also we are still finding glitter and holo in our yard
We've heard from people who have heard stories passed down from 2018
Apparently, it's the FIRST holosexual
Golden Bacon the world would be exploding by then you know the sun gonna kill us all
Rumor has it the cristine we know now is a clone and the real Cris is still in the ground...
CoNsPiRaCy ThEoRy?!?! We NeEd ShAnE dAwSoN!!!!
@@peachymunmagenta yEs pLeaSe
u know how at the end beyyn was like 'does karin (is that how u spell it) have a sister?'
0.0
That's why.....She doesn't do nail art tutorials anymore! It's a fake!
the vial at the end contains:
On the end of many caskets there is a plastic vial that screws into the body. It makes a water-tight seal. Vital information about the deceased is placed in that vial, such as the name, cemetery location, date of death, etc. These have been very useful in returning the remains to the proper place after some disaster or mix-up has caused a problem. For example, in some of the hurricanes that have hit the southern part of the United States caskets have floated to the surface and away from the burial site. If there is a lot of water on the Earth's surface and the soil is sandy or not compacted, a casket could float out of the grave because it is quite buoyant. In hurricane Camille there reports of caskets coming up from the ground, being ripped open, and having the remains deposited in tree tops. Myles McGrath told us how the shrimp fisherman in Louisiana pulled in many floating caskets from the ocean after the storm.
Meaning Cristine's would contain nail oil...
Thanks for all the info, although when I read "screws into the body," at first I didn't realise you meant the body of the casket. Eeek!
Why doesn't this have more likes???? ❤ this
Thank you for your response. Makes total sense now. After Hurricane Katrina / the leeves breaking, caskets floated up. I was wondering how they knew their proper place for sure.
Sydney Fillinger Wtf?
Thank you for this! I tried to Google it and got very little. Also that punchline doe. Hahah
They are gonna find glitter in their yard everyday of their lives
janislim hui *holo
janislim hui P.
P. 0
P00. He. 1
The spirit of Simply lies here in this weird place. Some say she looks like holo and sometimes drop it but I say SHE IS JUST DRINKING TEA
This is what they get for burying the holo queen
cristine shading herself with a $100 bill is a mood forever
"nobody died, yet"
Yeaaah, yet
My Hero Academia?
•GM Studio• rob died
but only for like 30 minutes
@@tico9546 what does that have to do with anything? I was asking about their profile picture.
•GM Studio• well i didnt know that
@ASHELY PAMELA PEREZ YES
Imagine if this was the first Simply video you saw
Bonnie, this is actually my first Simply Nailogical video!
@@komikkyo whatdya think
This is my first too, my first thought was:who has the time and energy to put glitter on a coffin...
@@louisechatfield3977 she does a lot of stuff like that just for the lols
Lol my friends watch this whit me and was like” what the f**k, who is crazy enough to do this
I feel like she always dies with thread bangers, first the HOLO fumes covering her, and now this
RIPepperoni
First a will, and now a coffin... I think she’s trying to tell us something...
Yafaavcurlyhead same
That nailart is dead
She gone khs
Everyone dies
That it's really important to plan ahead for the inevitable.
Corrine: Rob wants to die
Next year
Me: Well he did but then he came back
“ITS FINE! Nobody died.. *yet...* “
Lol
Me before video: How much did that coffin cost?
Me after video: Now it’s priceless because it’s holo
It's expensive bc It's H💿L💿
Fun fact they sell caskets on Walmart.com. They’re about 1100 dollars
usually they are 1000 dollars or more if you’re still interested
Beauty gurus : painting my face with haunted makeup brushes
Cristine : painting a holographic coffin for the day she dies
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol XD
Cristine: “nobody died... yet”
*oh honey if only you knew*
i'm really loving the puns in the titles lately. they add a little pazaz to my non holo life.
Grace Leon I WAS LEGIT GONNA WRITE THAT
*R.I.P* *(Rest In Peels)*
RaNdOm PErSoN Rest In Polish
Rest in peelies
@@autumnkelly7909 I was about to say thatttttt
"Coffins are really expensive"
Well yes Cristine, most NORMAL SANE people only use a coffin once in their life.
And then.. they don't even use it in LIFE!!
Well after there life
Well, you only die once, so yeah
No really the person is dead so the person has no life. And she is sane!!
@@lillianbaldwin2643 Calm down, it's a joke.
“Rob wants to die”
Well he can cross that off his bucket list
Aw the thought of Ben bringing tea to Christine’s grave after she dies is so sad😭😭😭
I feel like he would actually do that, and even make her sound she does
Ben at her grave:
*bEyNnNN*
What ?? 😂😂
*bRiNg mE mY tEa pLeAsE*
Here.. 😭😭😭😭😭
He totally would! Hes just that kind of sweet!
I literally cried
@@angeliquesgarden 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I NEED A BEYN IN MA LIFE
I did not know Ben would go that far to get a vacation lol 😂
*rEmEmBeR wHeN tHiS wAs A nAiL cHanNel*
No. No, I don't.
No, it was such a long time ago 😂
Nail art
I wasn't even born
simply halological not naillogical
13:07 In I think medieval times people who ran graveyards would put bells with stings in the ground so if someone was still alive they could ring it and be dug up. Old documents reported it being common to hear bells ringing in the graveyard several times a day.
rare footage of cristine and rob goofing off together and corrine and ben being the babysitters
True
" *did he leave me?! We haven't filmed a breakup video yet!!* "
the cause of her *actual* death will be from inhaling too much holo glitter
Kaylie Rickles but is there really anything as to MUCH HOLO??
@@AustinLin12 yes
It's called
Christene.
the fact that they both have one semi-responsible partner and the other is just chaotic is just *yes*
*Dab dab dab makes your coffin fab*
**make*
YAS GURL
Make*
Guys she is telling us something. First the will, now the coffin, Cristine tell us what’s happening
IKR
Okay wow that actually scared me
Holo noose
Mythical Potato If any the way i wanto go cuz im holo inside but no im not suicidal
Gia Shah spookier month?
"Holo from the other siiiiiiddde". This is going to be quite literally
“Dying to get inside”
Me: Literally dying of laughter
Actually me tho😂😂
QUA👏LI👏TY 👏 CON👏TENT👏
QualiTEA.
100% BEST QUA👏LI👏TY👏
Ok? So Cristine has her will, her coffin, and nothing left to live for. Should we be worried
She lives for the holo..... and the tea.
The Junk Yard Kids she has plains to eat holo, one day she’ll try but she doesn’t know when
Menchie, Zyler and Ben are alive…
anybody else wonders what she does with all this type of stuff after?
neighbor; isthat a ...glitter ...coffin???
Cristine; yes.
neighbor; why?
cristine; *runs away and hides in coffin*
Yeah I actually wondered that 😂. Where does it all go especially things like a car and a coffin. Would be mad if this actually becomes her actual coffin lol
I’m just imaging Cristine doing that
@@YoungDymisty Cristine said that they donated the car, but I truly do wonder what happened to the coffin. Imagine them donating a glitter covered coffin and the recipient just wonders why it's covered in glitter
Actually that’s still at threadbangers house lol
They donated it to a bar.
Ben's flirting with Corinne and that "does Corinne have a sister?" at the end KILLS me 😂💀
“I can’t wait for my funeral” *gets traped* HOLO?
*Gets Traped* I think u mean TRAPPED
GEEZ NOT EVERYONE IS GOOD AT GRAMMER OK BRO?
@Rain In The Clouds Meh :P
Cylee Cavanaugh your profile picture is perfect for that
Cylee Cavanaugh
The moment i red your comment she said
I can't wait for my funeral
Plot twist: Corinne and Ben finally take the vacation they deserve
Cristine please take a vacation you deserve some sock time off
Emma Bryson she is taking a vacation. she just isn’t coming back💀
Emma Bryson they did look on insta
and ben too
Cristine is addicted to the grind
Cristine: It's hot in here
Crintine: BBEEEYYYYYYNNNNNNNNNNNN !!!!
Cracks me up everytime
*_Crintine_** Intensifies*
*Crintine*
If Cristine does die and Ben doesn’t bring tea to her grave everyday, just wow how could he
Next on simplynailogical:
Painting my entire house holo.
Makayla please don't give Cristine any more ideas😂😂😂
Or giving birth to a holo baby
that little vial typically contains info about the person... so in case of a natural disaster or some other morbid incident, the body can be returned to the proper place. it also attaches to the body... not the casket. sorry I had this info and now you all must know
@Shelby I actually didn't know that, so thank you for this info! :)
I didn't know that either
I actually came to the comments to specifically see if there was an answer for that, so thanks!
Me too
Well, we'll sure as hell know what coffin Cristine belongs in
*Keeps sun out of eyes with a hundred dollar bill*
*Jeffree Star has left the chat*
*Simply Richlogical*
@@miibo4522 oh no 😂🤣
omg, the foreshadowing. is it too soon?
Glam and Gore’s worst nightmare. G L I T T E R *everywhere!*
Yassss
May she rest in peace with glitter and banana nail art
I Like Turtles lol
the ending tho...Beyyyn finally got someone to go on vacation with him
She's not a problem anymore.
@@blackrain4134 no i was quoting the troom trooms "it's not a problem anymore" are you a f-ing hater?
Omgg dead 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Oof he deleted his comment.
HAHAHA made my day
It's crazy how deep the quote ,,Rob wants to die" has gotten.
_Friend: Is she okay?_
*Me:Perfectly normal video.*