Trump's Cringeworthy Day With Emmanuel Macron

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  • Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
  • Donald Trump welcomed the French President and First Lady to the White House. Or at least he tried to.
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  • @ducksplain
    @ducksplain 6 років тому +613

    That scene with Trump and Melania is so awkward it physically hurts to watch.
    And that's saying something, because Trump alone is painful to look at already.

    • @brownkemosabe
      @brownkemosabe 6 років тому +15

      Duck I know right I mean I was so guilty I was laughing. Poor Melania dude

    • @kpaterson9717
      @kpaterson9717 6 років тому +22

      She's complicit, I have zero sympathies...she needs to have any credibility

    • @thetrustysidekick3013
      @thetrustysidekick3013 6 років тому +12

      Right!? I was trying to control myself from shying away from my laptop while watching that.
      It felt like I was intruding on someone else's life, seeing things I was never meant to see.

    • @Stratboy999
      @Stratboy999 6 років тому +10

      You are spot on. It was like a child trying to take its mommys hand when she is busy.

    • @bernardoheusi6146
      @bernardoheusi6146 6 років тому +14

      After the divorce: tweet.
      "Disgusting and slimy Melania, divorce happened because she had scabies and crabs. SAD"

  • @moveslikemacca
    @moveslikemacca 6 років тому +448

    *a l l e g e d l y*

    • @bernardoheusi6146
      @bernardoheusi6146 6 років тому +6

      Allegedly the hat is for sun protection.
      BUT IT IS NOT! AYY LMAO

    • @DarkPsychoMessiah
      @DarkPsychoMessiah 6 років тому +7

      I like when he says that

    • @veek.6463
      @veek.6463 6 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @LadyAneh
      @LadyAneh 6 років тому

      Ah, the mantra of the Trump administration era.

    • @gabrielaf
      @gabrielaf 6 років тому

      I find very disturbing that the first L and the second one don't seem to match in width and darkness with the other letters of the word for some reason.

  • @jare3959
    @jare3959 6 років тому +225

    Macron has the diplomatic patience of a saint.

    • @reginaldmassey7277
      @reginaldmassey7277 6 років тому +2

      Shalz obviously macron is in line with dumps policies, I wonder how french citizens feel about their president smoozing with this perverted fuck?

    • @brodyhill1449
      @brodyhill1449 6 років тому +2

      Reginald Massey Something's going on with the three-headed serpent of US, France and Britain.

    • @mathildekozlowski5509
      @mathildekozlowski5509 6 років тому +12

      Reginald Massey I'm French and I feel kinda safe knowing he does that Ahaha US is a powerful country and can impose almost everything so it's better to have a good relationship between governments. Actually kinda impressed but not surprised Macron is that subtle with him. He's smart and knows what's good for him and well for France. He want him to think again about Paris climate meeting and other stuff.
      At not moment that means he personally likes him and agrees with him but he's a politician so he behave like that and he's right according to me

    • @bobbyb9258
      @bobbyb9258 5 років тому +2

      Macron is a piece of shit.

    • @charlesmasclef1309
      @charlesmasclef1309 5 років тому +3

      His motives was for US to join and funds a climate regulation project. As soon as Trump refused it, Macron let everyone knows it was a facade in front of congress.
      Even if it was obvious, it's still a great move to make.

  • @purplespray3768
    @purplespray3768 6 років тому +442

    Macron treats Trump like a toddler. So cute

    • @gisawslonim9716
      @gisawslonim9716 6 років тому +48

      Well, Trump IS a toddler ...

    • @Traumglanz
      @Traumglanz 6 років тому +36

      Well Macron is the kind of guy Trump would like to be. You know, charismatic, Business men, popular and not just infamous. ;-)

    • @idontcare9041
      @idontcare9041 6 років тому +6

      Macron's wife was a high school teacher. Makes a lot sense, right?

    • @Traumglanz
      @Traumglanz 6 років тому +12

      Not a, but his high school teacher. Macron married his school crush and he had a crush on his teacher. :D

    • @armondo22
      @armondo22 6 років тому +2

      Apparently its the only way to get through to him

  • @Royo2013
    @Royo2013 6 років тому +155

    I really want to be able to read Macron's mind and listen to the conversations between him and his wife on the plane.

    • @maggierezac5820
      @maggierezac5820 6 років тому +15

      Royo2013 You just KNOW they are laughing their asses off at our pResident! Macron played him like a fiddle! And bear in mind all, this photo shoot was AFTER tRump 'declared' Kim Jong Un as an 'Honorable' person! I'm with Stephen on the need for Cocaine to get thru any amount of time spent with this...________.
      Peace all!

    • @teresewoltz8627
      @teresewoltz8627 6 років тому +6

      Oh yes, to be a fly on that plane.

    • @michaelocampo9801
      @michaelocampo9801 6 років тому +1

      Something like that....
      Macron: Quelles longues journées
      His wife: Je sais, pourquoi I'as-tu rendu si nerviux?
      Macron: Ce regard....J'étais nerveux!
      His wife: Tes lèvres...
      Macron: % & # $% @ & Trump !!! "· $% & # @

    • @salmandekkari5523
      @salmandekkari5523 2 роки тому

      @@michaelocampo9801 7amed a zebi

  • @toadjiang7626
    @toadjiang7626 6 років тому +457

    Hahaha! I bet Melania was like :"No, Donald! I told you kissing and holding hands cost extra!"

    • @noahschiff173
      @noahschiff173 6 років тому +45

      Did anyone else read this in Melania's accent

    • @michaelbrogan7515
      @michaelbrogan7515 6 років тому +2

      PAY? TRUMP DOES NOT PAY! SHE WOULD THE FIRST PEOPLE HE ACTUALLY PAID HIMSELF!

    • @Rimrock300
      @Rimrock300 6 років тому

      Haha! A couple been together for 20 years and they not behave like newly fallen in love at every moment?! Insane!

    • @Rimrock300
      @Rimrock300 6 років тому

      She is a shy lady from a small eastern europe town, not behave the standard american way of being very open in public, kissing and holding hands. It's just not normal in all countries)

    • @BothHands1
      @BothHands1 6 років тому +24

      Rimrock300: You're actually a Russian though

  • @motitufa2104
    @motitufa2104 6 років тому +468

    Omg AMERICA this is so embarrassing

    • @osvie0167
      @osvie0167 6 років тому +17

      Moti Tufa Yeah, we're laughing too. Though CNN and MSNBC's coverage of his continuing decline is the greatest thing on tv right now.

    • @Rimrock300
      @Rimrock300 6 років тому +1

      I terrible thing, 2 state leaders coming along! Should never had happened!

    • @krislahti934
      @krislahti934 6 років тому +19

      Moti Tufa that's why I say I'm Canadian whenever I travel!

    • @thetrustysidekick3013
      @thetrustysidekick3013 6 років тому +22

      I'm not even american and I feel embarrassed.
      Just, why? Why does he have to act like that? Is he nervous? Whoever trains the president on how to act when a visiting head of state is around deserves to get canned.

    • @Rimrock300
      @Rimrock300 6 років тому

      The Trusty Why? Because he is who he is, not a ordinary boring politican. Not a 'stiff' like you (?) Don't worry about it, after Trump there will be years again with the ordinary politicans, NO action, just talk.

  • @TheRacingMonkey
    @TheRacingMonkey 6 років тому +1280

    I mean, I'm quite cringy when interacting with people...but Trump is on a whole different level

    • @audreyknott4765
      @audreyknott4765 6 років тому +45

      The Racing Monkey
      This is the comment i was looking for... hes so cringe and weird lmao

    • @Ace1King1
      @Ace1King1 6 років тому +2

      All that aside, he's still the greatest president we've had in decades.

    • @connectedone2343
      @connectedone2343 6 років тому +22

      The Racing Monkey I can't even stand to look at him nor listen

    • @Ace1King1
      @Ace1King1 6 років тому +1

      Vineeth Reddy Only idiots like you laugh at the phenomenal success our president has had. You're brainlocked on election day 2016. Get over it!

    • @CarSpotter9
      @CarSpotter9 6 років тому +13

      Throwaway It's funny for a 'normal' person, not if you consider that he is the President of the US :/

  • @markschwarz2137
    @markschwarz2137 6 років тому +50

    Macron should have turned to Trump and said, "Oh, your hair has blown forward over your bald scalp. Let me help you with that." Flick flick.

  • @johnredberg
    @johnredberg 6 років тому +1099

    I love how Macron beats Trump at his own game by yanking Trump towards him. Twice.

    • @roodick85
      @roodick85 6 років тому +42

      Oh i think they were taking turns yanking each other but not just hands

    • @ianpatrick3589
      @ianpatrick3589 6 років тому +26

      Learned that from his buddy in Ottawa.

    • @Anna-tj7mp
      @Anna-tj7mp 6 років тому +2

      I don't think Trump initiated the smooch either!

    • @geraldlundegard4206
      @geraldlundegard4206 6 років тому +3

      John Redberg was that before or after he brushed off the dandruff?

    • @arx754
      @arx754 6 років тому +55

      Watch it again. I saw it more as Macron holding Trump's hand with a stiff, although bent, elbow, in order to not let Trump move in closer. Copy Macron's move yourself, making sure you keep your arm and elbow stiff, and you can see what I mean. Macron was making it a point to fend Trump off.
      (And, btw, how would you like to be accused of having dandruff on national/international tv? Especially since gawd knows what's going on under that thing on Trump's head that he calls hair).

  • @andmos1001
    @andmos1001 6 років тому +135

    From an youtube comment:
    "When the aging gorilla is confronted with the much more virile alpha-male, he shows submissiveness by grooming the alpha-male, but the gesture is actually a vain attempt by the old gorilla to humiliate his much younger rival." -- Jane Goodall

    • @brodyhill1449
      @brodyhill1449 6 років тому

      Anders Mostue 👍

    • @smileitsjustagame2937
      @smileitsjustagame2937 6 років тому +5

      Anders Mostue This made my day. It should be top comment

    • @kayanclarke5216
      @kayanclarke5216 6 років тому +3

      Is that a true quote from Goodall? Wow.

    • @clothilde1623
      @clothilde1623 6 років тому +2

      Well done for digging-out the most appropriate observation in the World! It literally could have been written about Trump's pathetic, petty, puke-inducing behaviour.

    • @andmos1001
      @andmos1001 6 років тому

      Clothilde it’s not mine original.

  • @PriestessAusetRaAmen
    @PriestessAusetRaAmen 6 років тому +516

    Mr president, Macron is still standing next to you smiling after hanging out with you for two days, that is not dandruff, that is cocaine #dead.

    • @m00pt
      @m00pt 6 років тому +2

      Does anyone understand what Jon said right after Colbert said that joke?

    • @supernova7063
      @supernova7063 6 років тому

      #frontstreet

    • @supernova7063
      @supernova7063 6 років тому +1

      m00pt The, "That's my man, uh-hm" part? It's my understanding that he really enjoys performing re-enactments. I'll just let that sit right there.

    • @JeevesReturns
      @JeevesReturns 6 років тому

      Priestess Auset Ra Amen
      You’re not Egyptian... you do know that, right?

    • @Udontkno7
      @Udontkno7 6 років тому +2

      JeevesReturns how do you know? Also, they may be Pagan :/

  • @Steve27775
    @Steve27775 6 років тому +63

    Melania has never looked happier than when she was at Barbara Bush's funeral without him.

    • @adrianaloborec2205
      @adrianaloborec2205 6 років тому +1

      Yeah, she was actually smiling :o

    • @charlesmasclef1309
      @charlesmasclef1309 5 років тому +2

      It's kinda fucked up when you think about it. What monster has the best time of its life at a funeral ?

  • @danstiver9135
    @danstiver9135 6 років тому +428

    I don't understand why the word "cringeworthy" is in the title of this video. I just assumed that everyone knew that literally every day in Trump's life is utter cringe. It's completely redundant to have the words "Trump" and "cringeworthy" in the same sentence.

    • @czgibson3086
      @czgibson3086 6 років тому +19

      He's a disgusting embarrassment to the human race.

    • @templarrising6299
      @templarrising6299 6 років тому +1

      God Bless your President, Donald J Trump

    • @unevilGenius
      @unevilGenius 6 років тому +9

      Templar Rising Right, no one else would do it.

    • @greezen
      @greezen 6 років тому +3

      Mr Shambleface That comment should be pinned!

    • @kloggmonkey
      @kloggmonkey 6 років тому +5

      'trump' is a synonym for 'cringe'.

  • @MrMattBAX
    @MrMattBAX 6 років тому +156

    My skin is crawling from all the cringe.. 10/10 would watch again

  • @Mozokuni
    @Mozokuni 6 років тому +40

    He brought him a tree because he backed out of the Paris climate accord.

    • @brodyhill1449
      @brodyhill1449 6 років тому

      Mozokuni A cunning man, this Macron.

    • @teresewoltz8627
      @teresewoltz8627 6 років тому +4

      Trump didn't even pick that up

    • @brodyhill1449
      @brodyhill1449 6 років тому

      Found out that the tree was to commerate the Battle of Belleau Wood with the US Marines fighting Nazis. Hooray!! Semper Fi!!

    • @tonywebster8582
      @tonywebster8582 5 років тому

      Mozokuni. An axe or chainsaw would've been better.

    • @uncle7215
      @uncle7215 5 років тому

      @@brodyhill1449 Belleau Wood was WW1...

  • @Pursue.Happiness
    @Pursue.Happiness 6 років тому +60

    Swear Trump is the most socially awkward person ever couldnt stop cringing

  • @karag6556
    @karag6556 6 років тому +49

    There is something seriously fucked with their marrage, there has to be. Time after time, this happens like she is very uncomfortable around him.

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 6 років тому +4

      Kara G - um...yuh think?

    • @dr.trixiecp5651
      @dr.trixiecp5651 6 років тому +1

      Kara G no shit Sherlock!!

    • @PresidentCamacho2024
      @PresidentCamacho2024 6 років тому

      mail order brides usually tend to act that way :D

    • @karag6556
      @karag6556 6 років тому

      Judi O'Regan wow aren't you brilliant.

    • @karag6556
      @karag6556 6 років тому

      Trixie CP well excuse me for talking. Fucking rude ass fuck.

  • @barrymillerz
    @barrymillerz 6 років тому +42

    Can we please stop trying to call Trump gay just because he's being really affectionate towards another man?
    We do not want him. lol

  • @crystalsoulslayer
    @crystalsoulslayer 6 років тому +47

    Can we get Macron to do a TED talk on Trump-wrangling?

  • @Roooa2312
    @Roooa2312 6 років тому +76

    That handshake was cringe

  • @EugeneAxe
    @EugeneAxe 6 років тому +32

    Macron is trolling Trump.

  • @armandop2587
    @armandop2587 6 років тому +30

    Yeez, that hand-grabbing failure was extremely painful to watch

    • @teresewoltz8627
      @teresewoltz8627 6 років тому +2

      I on the other hand, enjoyed every painstaking sight of it. Go Melania.

    • @armandop2587
      @armandop2587 6 років тому

      Terese Woltz lol

  • @OtsegoKid
    @OtsegoKid 6 років тому +51

    So, for those who don't know, a handshake like that is considered insanely rude in France.

    • @illjustbeaonetermorevenles4912
      @illjustbeaonetermorevenles4912 6 років тому +23

      Everywhere.

    • @teresewoltz8627
      @teresewoltz8627 6 років тому +3

      It is here too isn't it? We all know what that was really, well on Trumps part. Marcron is a white Obama.

    • @mariasoto8600
      @mariasoto8600 6 років тому +9

      Of course! It's a Trump's handshake it's rude and criminal everywhere

    • @soundslikeskrillex9799
      @soundslikeskrillex9799 6 років тому +2

      andrew kruck Wow when its less than 10% Muslim too 🤦‍♂️

    • @1MizzAnn
      @1MizzAnn 6 років тому

      Atom Ogre Boatswain Really? I didn't know that. I'm going to research it..

  • @kimjongfun5427
    @kimjongfun5427 6 років тому +755

    After watching Trump and Macron together, Putin and Ivanka are like: "How could you, Donnie?? I thought what we had was special!"

    • @c0mpu73rguy
      @c0mpu73rguy 6 років тому +8

      Kim Jong Fun I shipped Trump and Putin too. The Writer probably did that on purpouse to piss us off I guess. Especially because Macron already had Trudeau.

    • @amanpanda4497
      @amanpanda4497 6 років тому +2

      Make this the top comment already!

    • @rajasmasala
      @rajasmasala 6 років тому +6

      Hmph. A life? rafael cruz, some of us know how to have Fun.

    • @edwardscape8839
      @edwardscape8839 6 років тому +5

      Rafael Cruz - If it's not fun the GTFO no one is making you comment.
      Full disclosure: I like your liked videos. Just try to be more positive. Inclusion is more fun than exclusion.

    • @botixxi
      @botixxi 6 років тому +14

      rafael cruz how do you know he's always here? Unless... Don't you have a life? :P

  • @ke7892
    @ke7892 6 років тому +14

    Ugh, he literally called out the french President for dandruff on national TV. Why should this even surprise me? What a dbag.

  • @LividImp
    @LividImp 6 років тому +91

    Shortly after his visit, Emmanuel Macron went out and bought a $130,000 sports car.

    • @TheCstar07
      @TheCstar07 6 років тому +8

      Livid Imp The things he does for diplomacy

    • @evelynwashere13
      @evelynwashere13 6 років тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @FingerThatO
    @FingerThatO 6 років тому +27

    Trump acts like his dad never hugged him. What a sad little man.

    • @Megalomaniakaal
      @Megalomaniakaal 6 років тому +8

      That's because his dad never hugged him.

    •  6 років тому +1

      If I spawned Trump I'd beat him with a stick and lock him in the attic.

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 6 років тому +1

      Seán O'Nilbud - much like he does with Eric now! Oh, how history repeats itself: "FATHER!! NOOOO!!" 😁

  • @IanMcGarrett
    @IanMcGarrett 6 років тому +32

    Melania seems currently to get along better with Barack Obama, judging from the pictures taken at Barbara Bush's funeral. For that matter, Barack's closeness to Michelle, Dubya's closeness to Laura, and even Bill's closeness to Hillary, probably make her long to be involved in any first family than the one she's in now. For that matter she'd probably rather it was her in the casket rather than being beside Donald.

    • @bilindalaw-morley161
      @bilindalaw-morley161 6 років тому +8

      I found it disconcerting that Melania was so happy to be at a funeral. (Any bets on who she was picturing should be in the coffin?)I was quite worried about what was wrong with her face then realised I've never seen her smile before. Sad.

  • @ziljin
    @ziljin 6 років тому +23

    Macron played Trump like a fiddle.

  • @MrAlito27
    @MrAlito27 6 років тому +19

    She watches 60 minutes! She knows where that hand has been!!
    OOOHHHHHHH SNAAAP!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 wtf .. lol ( 12:10 )

  • @SickoXXII
    @SickoXXII 6 років тому +130

    « Which one is he married to again ? »
    Ah ! He wishes.

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 6 років тому +4

      Jaystacks916 - yup. Putin is the real POTUS, while Trump is First Lady. 😊

  • @Sobergirl_
    @Sobergirl_ 6 років тому +94

    Donald Trump tries to show superiority over other men with his handshake. If you notice when he shakes the hands of other leaders or members of Congress, he pulls them in aggressively. Emmanuel did this to Trump. It was his way of saying, “You don’t intimidate me, little man with little hands!”
    Also, classic Narcissist! Sweeping off “dandruff” on live broadcast. Anywho!!!

    • @thetrustysidekick3013
      @thetrustysidekick3013 6 років тому +18

      It was just weird to watch. Mostly awkward, but also weird.

    • @SCharlesDennicon
      @SCharlesDennicon 6 років тому +4

      Macron is as pretty big a narcissist as Trump. He's just more... subtle. Generally. Not even sure.

    • @Edeinawc
      @Edeinawc 6 років тому +2

      By subtle do you mean something called common sense? There are a lot of narcissistic people out there but Trump is on the pathological spectrum.

    • @clothilde1623
      @clothilde1623 6 років тому +2

      Macron called-out Trump over his 'handshakes' after their first meeting. He said he knew Trump was trying to intimidate him so he gripped just as hard and refused to let go first (Trump had to). Looks like he's upped his game. Keep it up, Emmanuel!

    • @RealityIsTheNow
      @RealityIsTheNow 6 років тому

      Trump is a pussy. He's the fucking weakest little shit ever to sit in that chair. And that's saying something. Honestly! Dandruff! How embarrassing, America. :)

  • @orouba14
    @orouba14 6 років тому +47

    Omg! I have not cringed so much in a very very long time.

    • @teresewoltz8627
      @teresewoltz8627 6 років тому

      Yes, my cringe threshold was over the top. He keep tweeking her hand with his fat fingers. Yuck

    • @ChannelForHaters
      @ChannelForHaters 6 років тому

      yes these late night shows are all fucking terrible

    • @kelly897booo3
      @kelly897booo3 5 років тому

      Terese Woltz i can't breathe lmao why is he like that

  • @TheCstar07
    @TheCstar07 6 років тому +399

    He doesn't want anyone there who might ruin his perfect night surrounded by his sycophants and the two greatest loves of his life.... Ivanka and Macron. Everything has to be perfect.

    • @Rimrock300
      @Rimrock300 6 років тому +2

      Isn't that great for the nation, that the President tries to get things perfect? Jobs for all, better saftey for the people, better trade

    • @amanpanda4497
      @amanpanda4497 6 років тому +36

      Rimrock300 except Trump isn't doing any of it.

    • @kmgreves
      @kmgreves 6 років тому +10

      rimerock .. the so called self professed germaphobe is touching some guy's dandruff.. he is such a liar

    • @Rimrock300
      @Rimrock300 6 років тому +2

      Yeah, such a big liar. Just received a $2000 bonus from my employer. 'Trump tax bonus' they called it. What a big LIE !!!! It's all LIES, nothing is REAL. I took the fake Trump money and flushed them down the toilet!!!

    • @rohitshinde865
      @rohitshinde865 6 років тому +7

      TheCstar07 u forgot Putin.

  • @sammipanduh142
    @sammipanduh142 6 років тому +107

    My fav, can't get enough Colbert! 😄

    • @sammipanduh142
      @sammipanduh142 6 років тому +2

      Or spell can't correctly, thanks tho edit😉

  • @osiris_blanche
    @osiris_blanche 6 років тому +38

    Poor little Donny, nobody wants to hold his hands.

    • @misterel5548
      @misterel5548 6 років тому +2

      osiris Blanche exactly. I'd rather French kiss Ronald McDonald 😎

    • @brodyhill1449
      @brodyhill1449 6 років тому

      osiris Blanche Except power & greed.

  • @Grimread
    @Grimread 6 років тому +13

    1:36 That hat's more effective than the Maginot Line. There's no way that Trump can just go round it.

  • @NorLawNorDuty
    @NorLawNorDuty 6 років тому +106

    Look at Melania's face at 2:11 when she sees Trump get next to her...

    • @thetrustysidekick3013
      @thetrustysidekick3013 6 років тому +21

      I know right?
      Melania! Blink twice if you're being held against your will!

    • @villehytonen7279
      @villehytonen7279 6 років тому +17

      That expression says more than thousand words..

    • @ZedianB
      @ZedianB 6 років тому +8

      NorLawNorDuty yeah that was cringeworthy. What a perfect couple 😂😂

    • @jorgemora9538
      @jorgemora9538 6 років тому +4

      Lmfao

    • @jorgemora9538
      @jorgemora9538 6 років тому +15

      Looks like she freaked the fuck out lol

  • @padmavatimajhi8541
    @padmavatimajhi8541 6 років тому +27

    Defensive perimeter🤣🤣

  • @maryinsanfrancisco
    @maryinsanfrancisco 6 років тому +20

    I ❤ Jon Batiste! Love the Michael Jackson move at the end of their special handshake. 😛

  • @Andrea-dv7od
    @Andrea-dv7od 6 років тому +12

    Macron has figured Trump out. Kiss up to him. Trump is so easily played.

    • @brodyhill1449
      @brodyhill1449 6 років тому

      Andrea Kelley My what big hands you have Mr. President, more KFC? You are a superior intellect and have such fine, upstanding and manly sons. More Big Macs patron?

  • @westafricangooner9819
    @westafricangooner9819 6 років тому +25

    This isn't a joke anymore lol. Melania is being held hostage

    • @Celisar1
      @Celisar1 6 років тому +5

      West African Gooner
      She is not a hostage. Unfortunately her plan of marrying filthy rich and then enjoying a calm life of luxury with seeing as little as possible of her husband didn’t work out.
      No need to feel pity.

    • @westafricangooner9819
      @westafricangooner9819 6 років тому +1

      Celisar1 that doesn't really invalidate the idea that she's being held hostage lol

    • @saiprakash2535
      @saiprakash2535 6 років тому +3

      "This isn't a joke anymore lol." "lol"

  • @lovemoviesful2
    @lovemoviesful2 6 років тому +12

    Since Trump can't touch Melania's hand a lot, he's just trying to touch Macron's hand as much as possible. LOL!

  • @Lumibear.
    @Lumibear. 6 років тому +31

    That’s not dandruff, that’s powdered Xanax.

    • @thetrustysidekick3013
      @thetrustysidekick3013 6 років тому +1

      You need something stronger than that.

    • @arx754
      @arx754 6 років тому +2

      Very good. Matter of fact, I think it's even superior to Colbert's "cocaine".

    • @teresewoltz8627
      @teresewoltz8627 6 років тому +2

      Trying to demean Macron, how catty he is. Macron just laughed at him knowing what he was pulling. Meow Trump

  • @TheReal008Zulu
    @TheReal008Zulu 6 років тому +11

    Reporter: Look at President Trump and Melania, holding hands. They look so happy. I think President Trump is tearing up a bit.
    (close up audio of Trump's bones being ground in to powder)

  • @ThelastArchdemon47
    @ThelastArchdemon47 6 років тому +29

    the level of awkwardnes is to high for me to watch, can somebody make him more an Adult Human beeing pls?

  • @thetrustysidekick3013
    @thetrustysidekick3013 6 років тому +18

    Good god that was awkward!

  • @tpog1
    @tpog1 6 років тому +8

    The last time I cringed so hard I was also watching a video of Trump. Probably a coincidence...

  • @groovy3957
    @groovy3957 6 років тому +66

    Save by the hat hahahahahahaha

    • @gisawslonim9716
      @gisawslonim9716 6 років тому +7

      I have a feeling that hat will make many more appearances and that the brim will get wider each time.

    • @france7678
      @france7678 6 років тому +2

      A defensive perimeter haha

    • @josearturogarza5114
      @josearturogarza5114 6 років тому +4

      Melania: Build that HAT! Build THAT HAT!

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 6 років тому +1

      Gisa W Slonim - inevitably to be replaced by a Handmaiden's bonnet.

    • @brodyhill1449
      @brodyhill1449 6 років тому +1

      Gisa W Slonim Next time it will be a sombero or non la, lol.

  • @flynn7274
    @flynn7274 6 років тому +31

    Now I am really starting to feel sorry for Melania again...And it's so fucking righteously delightful!

    • @Celisar1
      @Celisar1 6 років тому +5

      FLYNN
      Why would you feel ANY pity for a gold digger who clearly doesn’t care about anybody else than herself and probably her parents, siblings and son?

    • @gwen3010
      @gwen3010 6 років тому +3

      She knew about trumps past and married him anyway!!

    • @evelynwashere13
      @evelynwashere13 6 років тому +1

      I feel sorry for her too, seriously.... and feel so bad about laughing....

    • @reginaldmassey7277
      @reginaldmassey7277 6 років тому

      FLYNN melanoma was happy macron and his wife came to u.s. so they could have another pee pee encounter like they did in france.

    • @ewqdsacxz765
      @ewqdsacxz765 6 років тому +1

      Melanoma Trump has also shown female solidarity by throwing Trump's sexual abuse victims under the bus, the good handmaiden that she is.

  • @evelynwashere13
    @evelynwashere13 6 років тому +12

    THAT WAS SO EMBARRASSING!!!!! I know the world thinks we are a joke!!!! Uuuggghh

    • @teresewoltz8627
      @teresewoltz8627 6 років тому

      I believe the term is Ugly American.

    • @crossstreeter
      @crossstreeter 6 років тому +1

      We, the rest of the world know that is the president that represents half the country. And yes, I don’t know anyone that don’t laugh about the American situation. Never you have a worst reputation.

    • @personface5457
      @personface5457 6 років тому

      Yeah, unfortunately the American public voted in a President whose election campaign was basically 'hi, I'm a racist, sexist, homophobic, sexual predator who has no idea about world politics' and America thought that was a good thing? Yeah - the world judges America in a bad light, and rightly so.

  • @The_Mask
    @The_Mask 6 років тому +120

    Donald sure loves hand action.

    • @laurasmith7976
      @laurasmith7976 6 років тому

      sorinmask, Macron is the one who loves affection. He always grabbed Donald first.

    • @PriestessAusetRaAmen
      @PriestessAusetRaAmen 6 років тому

      Lol

    • @laurasmith7976
      @laurasmith7976 6 років тому

      Frieda, Whatever handshakes they were, I thought it was absolutely delightful to watch. It was so wonderful to see that. It brought great joy to see that.

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 6 років тому +1

      Laura Zugaro - you really only see what you want to see, don't you. Typical Trumplodyte delusion. Incredible.

    • @laurasmith7976
      @laurasmith7976 6 років тому

      Judi O'Regan, I don't take meds, but it sounds like you do. I take it you hate Trump. Melania is the real problem. You haven't noticed it yet?

  • @popecorkyxxiv2363
    @popecorkyxxiv2363 6 років тому +7

    “When the aging gorilla is confronted with the much more virile, new alpha-male, he shows submissiveness by grooming the alpha-male, but the gesture is actually a vain attempt by the old gorilla to humiliate his much younger rival.”
    - Jane Goodall

  • @maggieou1080
    @maggieou1080 6 років тому +10

    all I can say after watching the clip of Trump trying to hold Melania is just "Ouch" but sure why not

  • @NoJusticeNoPeace
    @NoJusticeNoPeace 6 років тому +12

    I think the Beatles song he's looking for is, "Run for Your Life."

    • @IanMcGarrett
      @IanMcGarrett 6 років тому +5

      Back in the USSR? Nowhere man? HELP?

  • @gwen3010
    @gwen3010 6 років тому +4

    Yanking a person forward as you shake hands is just rude and doesn't prove you are the alpha male it shows you feel a lack also it's a defensive move.

  • @mohammedazar3363
    @mohammedazar3363 6 років тому +10

    Lol how cool is macron for trolling the president by bringing him a tree to plant as he went out of the Paris climate deal.

  • @k_a_y_l_e_e
    @k_a_y_l_e_e 6 років тому +175

    Why doesn't Melania just divorce him? She clearly does not like him.

    • @johndoe-nv6lp
      @johndoe-nv6lp 6 років тому +86

      k a y l e e she cant get everything with divorce, he is old so a few years later she'll have the full package.

    • @PresidentCamacho2024
      @PresidentCamacho2024 6 років тому +34

      bought and paid for,....

    • @k_a_y_l_e_e
      @k_a_y_l_e_e 6 років тому +30

      you think that's it? she's just waiting until he dies? i wonder what that pre-nup is like lol i bet it's a bitch.

    • @chickenkurry6451
      @chickenkurry6451 6 років тому +24

      M O N E Y

    • @bladerj
      @bladerj 6 років тому +40

      she problably signed a NDA non divorceable agreement

  • @Freespirit5371
    @Freespirit5371 6 років тому +5

    Maybe when Melania attended Mrs. Bush's funeral she had the opportunity to see how the other First Ladies are treated and realized she deserves better!

  • @WadeMcLure
    @WadeMcLure 6 років тому +9

    I'm starting to like Melania more and more each day... LOL

  • @xxcysaxx409
    @xxcysaxx409 6 років тому +9

    Lmaoo since I saw the Trump-Macron awkward meeting I've been waiting for Stephen to talk bout it. Was not disappointed

  • @boonlincoln
    @boonlincoln 6 років тому +15

    Monologue Order:
    1. Trump's Cringeworthy Day With Emmanuel Macron
    2. Stephen To Ronny Jackson: It Is Never Okay To Drink On The Job

    • @juancarlosaponte6897
      @juancarlosaponte6897 6 років тому +1

      boonlincoln Monologue Order :
      1. Fuck Colbert 😠
      2 . Fuck Colbert 😠
      3 . Fuck Colbert 😃

  • @DuranmanX
    @DuranmanX 6 років тому +447

    2:48 I was actually thinking "Run for Your Life"

  • @rysun8709
    @rysun8709 6 років тому +33

    The bromance is strong between Trump and Macron , meanwhile Melania .......

    • @patsysadowski1546
      @patsysadowski1546 6 років тому +11

      Ry Sun Macron hates him. Like all European leaders.

    • @fridaynightlights2971
      @fridaynightlights2971 6 років тому

      Patsy Sadowski How could you possibly know that?

    • @Artahe
      @Artahe 6 років тому +6

      Hate is a big word, but don't trust him? That's for sure. People who think Macron likes Trump and is friendly with him fail to realize that before going into politics, he was an investment banker, so he knows how to play the game.

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 6 років тому +4

      Patsy Sadowski - I think they laugh at Trump more than hate him. They don't respect him, that's for sure. But then, could anybody respect such a socially, diplomatically inept buffoon?!?

  • @slowpoke6743
    @slowpoke6743 6 років тому +58

    What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
    Aye, matey!

  • @lisadee4490
    @lisadee4490 6 років тому +16

    better luck next time vegetables 😂😂😂

  • @frocco7125
    @frocco7125 6 років тому +5

    1:02
    First time I ever saw Trump do physical work.

  • @arthurneddysmith
    @arthurneddysmith 6 років тому +5

    1:05 The metal section of those shovels were painted gold and they still looked more natural than either Trump’s hair or skin complexion.

  • @acciousername6776
    @acciousername6776 6 років тому +7

    Melania has even more competition now...

  • @MsSHINeeTVXQSuju
    @MsSHINeeTVXQSuju 6 років тому +8

    Idk which is better, the swatting incident or this XD

  • @fodiographer
    @fodiographer 6 років тому +6

    that's not dandruff that's cocaine :)

  • @billiewhyers2823
    @billiewhyers2823 6 років тому +5

    What kind of democracy do we have when both parties aren’t allowed at a state dinner? Unbelievable!

  • @shravansatyanarayan4390
    @shravansatyanarayan4390 6 років тому +10

    Wtf! Trump’s fingers were harassing Melania’s hand!!

  • @TheOligoclonalBand
    @TheOligoclonalBand 6 років тому +40

    The play with the Beatles song titles was great.

    • @murf0118
      @murf0118 6 років тому +3

      JanDeluxe78 He should've also mentioned "Help!" and "Ticket To Ride" (and possibly, "We Can Work It Out") xD

    • @TheOligoclonalBand
      @TheOligoclonalBand 6 років тому +4

      And obviously "Back in the USSR" ;)

  • @cbbgenki4315
    @cbbgenki4315 6 років тому +1

    that video clip of trump trying to hold hands with Melania was like watching an octopus trying to mate. LOL it cracks me up watching it over and over 2:10

  • @MrFantocan
    @MrFantocan 6 років тому +3

    You missed the one they went out walking hands togheter, that was the most homoerotic Trumpo ever.
    In camera.

  • @Papershire
    @Papershire 6 років тому +1

    i have never felt so much cringe than when i watch trump do literally anything! his man is making me have high hopes for myself seeing as a wreckage such as himself can hold so much power.

  • @Pyette91
    @Pyette91 6 років тому +6

    #savemelania

  • @DagobertX2
    @DagobertX2 6 років тому +1

    So basically Macron wrapped trump around his finger, because he has advisors whom he listens to, while the baby in chief does his "I am the deal maker, I need no ones advise".

  • @CButtonshaw
    @CButtonshaw 6 років тому +6

    Trump is SUCH a Beta

    • @airlebron7467
      @airlebron7467 6 років тому

      hes an Alpha

    • @CButtonshaw
      @CButtonshaw 6 років тому +2

      HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHA *gasping breath* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @brodyhill1449
      @brodyhill1449 6 років тому +2

      AIR LEBRON Alfalfa, you mean.

  • @wanjiruwendy
    @wanjiruwendy 6 років тому +2

    Meanwhile in the ministry of Silly Handshakes...

    • @thetrustysidekick3013
      @thetrustysidekick3013 6 років тому

      "Operation "Dead Fish" is a success, we're finally ready to go to the next phase of our plan to make people be super awkward with each other."

  • @op3l
    @op3l 6 років тому +21

    Why is he orange?

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 6 років тому +2

      When has he ever not been?

    • @op3l
      @op3l 6 років тому +2

      Fair point, but it seems recently he's extra orange...

    • @nobodyspecial9738
      @nobodyspecial9738 6 років тому

      op31- You shouldn't make fun of people of color. Big No-No. Not a liberal mind-set.

    • @brodyhill1449
      @brodyhill1449 6 років тому +1

      op3l To cover up that yellowish tinge.

    • @TrishaHeron
      @TrishaHeron 6 років тому +1

      tanning bed? isn't that why he has white under-eye bags (due to wearing goggles)?

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 6 років тому +2

    Watching Trump try to hold his wife's hand is just so increribly pathetic.

  • @colibri224
    @colibri224 6 років тому +14

    I'm french and I approuve this video XD

    • @sandraguerin9874
      @sandraguerin9874 6 років тому +1

      pas moi ! J’approuve pas du tout que mon président fasse le beau et lève la patte ...

  • @HotTakeHQ
    @HotTakeHQ 6 років тому +2

    I'm completely depressed today; the rainy weather; scary family emergencies. And THIS CLIP MADE ME LAUGH. Thanks to all at the LSSC

  • @MerrionGT6
    @MerrionGT6 6 років тому +3

    Trump should definitely be made to wear the cone of shame!

  • @boldymoner3726
    @boldymoner3726 6 років тому +1

    Can't wait what he will do to Duterte, he did invite him to the white house.
    The handshakes.....really looking forward to that.

  • @KikiLivesInMe
    @KikiLivesInMe 6 років тому +2

    Would it be the first time, if Melania files for divorce, doing Dumps Idiocy - I mean Presidency? Has that happened before?

  • @Romanticoutlaw
    @Romanticoutlaw 6 років тому +3

    poor melania. Hang in there girl, you can outlive him

  • @samanthab9290
    @samanthab9290 6 років тому +1

    “That’s not dandruff. That’s cocaine!” Bahahhaaaa! Stephen needs to cut it out!

  • @gabefimbres
    @gabefimbres 6 років тому +4

    The karma sutra thing is to funny

    • @lukaj18
      @lukaj18 6 років тому

      Kama Sutra.

    • @gabefimbres
      @gabefimbres 6 років тому +1

      Luka oops i knew that looked wrong

    • @mariasoto8600
      @mariasoto8600 6 років тому +1

      gabe fimbres
      "Karma sutra" is what we in America will get for getting out of the climate project....

    • @gabefimbres
      @gabefimbres 6 років тому

      Maria Soto lol

  • @soupriceme
    @soupriceme 6 років тому +1

    3:38 Trump finally got some of that weird yank handshake he does to people and didn't know how to bounce back and still seem dominant

  • @superj1e2z6
    @superj1e2z6 6 років тому +3

    Never been early to a late show video

  • @colechapman6976
    @colechapman6976 6 років тому +1

    Trump is going to wright a book about all that work he had to do while planting the oak seed. Maybe he would call it my struggle.

  • @hannahplas2495
    @hannahplas2495 6 років тому +104

    There’s one thing that really annoys me about Americans. They are always offended, when someone says a stereotypical thing about them, but at the same time, they stereotype every single thing in this world...🤨
    (E.g. Colbert using his “French” accent and saying ratatouille...)

    • @MrGrifft
      @MrGrifft 6 років тому +50

      Don't worry, burgers and low intelligence will be their stereotype forever.

    • @eyeswithhope13
      @eyeswithhope13 6 років тому +43

      McGrifft, and unfortunately, school shootings

    • @marvinluster8757
      @marvinluster8757 6 років тому +11

      Not all Americans.

    • @robertanderson7324
      @robertanderson7324 6 років тому +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @MrGrifft
      @MrGrifft 6 років тому +13

      @Marvin Luster yeah, that's why it's a stereotype.

  • @LawnStars
    @LawnStars 5 років тому +2

    Macron not doing so well these days. Sockrey blue

  • @xavierreichel8254
    @xavierreichel8254 6 років тому +7

    "Macron"? His name better be spelled "Mācrōn" or I will riot.

    • @thetrustysidekick3013
      @thetrustysidekick3013 6 років тому

      Macronni grill?

    •  6 років тому +2

      Macaroon

    • @brodyhill1449
      @brodyhill1449 6 років тому

      Xavier Reichel Pussy Riot.

    • @mathildekozlowski5509
      @mathildekozlowski5509 6 років тому

      JESUISAUDESSUS DESAUTRESCOMMEUNEKIPPA pourquoi tant de haine ?

    • @okgoogle393
      @okgoogle393 6 років тому

      Mathilde Kozlowski c'est sorti tout seul excuse moi

  • @mwitalemi
    @mwitalemi 6 років тому +1

    Were the golden shovels a Trump demand or just a coincidence?

  • @tenacious645
    @tenacious645 6 років тому +29

    The beginning of this segment was offensive to French people. I demand it be removed and altered to be as bland and inoffensive as possible.