Half a million views, huh? I honestly don't know what to say. To everyone reading this. I truly thank you for checking me out! And I hope you stay as I'll try my best to post a new video every Friday.
I just realize the pig character when you sacrifice them they were trying to convince the rest of your cold that you’re terrible and that you need to be stopped they were against you so you had to silence it
Kallamar just keeps throwing stuff at you and running away, the reason I found him hard, more annoying, was I couldn’t hit him and I had to focus on dodging.
@@Angel_Kittichik it took me several tries to no hit him, but what i recommend doing is using the buffed attack after each kill fleece and getting a really good curse and just spamming it at the start. Somehow thats what got me the win. I forgot the name of the curse but i think it was the one that auto targets enemies
"Great leader. don't judge me but I've always dreamed of *taking a massive bite of a hot steaming pile of shit.* Let me eat shit or I lose faith in your cult uwu"
@@Lord_Xonaz with this final sacrifice, the prophecy will be *impossible* to fulfill [imagine if we just all of a sudden start a chain of lines from cult of the lamb in this comments section, that would be funny i guess]
i had wondered if this was a game i should play, since it was mentioned as being like the binding of isaac, and as much that i love that game, i been tired of it for awhile but seeing this video made it so fun, its way more unique than just binding of the isaac by the looks of this, when its on sale i'll probably get it
It's definitely got a similar vibe to BoI on the surface, but it completely feels like it's own game. I've played a _shit_ ton of BoI over the years, and there was never a point in CotL where I felt like I was doing something I'd done a thousand times before. It felt fresh all the way through. I definitely started to burn out a little towards the very end, but that's more the fault of my own stupid habit of procrastinating making actual progess in games.
yo you showed up in my recommended not only is this funny af but the end of times outro brings back some mad nostalgia for me. im hella excited for what ya got next!
I‘m gonna try talking the way you‘d probably do: Thanks man, for this hella f*cking funny summary of your best cult of the lamb gameplay, your laughs are the best! Keep that humor and path of choices you make, it’s irreplaceable! ;D
My mutual just sent this to me bc I’m the only one in our friend group that LOVES this game, and I am not disappointed. I’m so glad everyone plays EXACTLY the same way.
me and my bf named creatures after one another - when my "character" died he reincarnated me as the one who waits so now I'm an immortal three eyed cat goddess who lives eternally with him
Half a million views, huh? I honestly don't know what to say. To everyone reading this. I truly thank you for checking me out! And I hope you stay as I'll try my best to post a new video every Friday.
:D
I just realize the pig character when you sacrifice them they were trying to convince the rest of your cold that you’re terrible and that you need to be stopped they were against you so you had to silence it
epic
Q:How do you play that gambling game
Make a serie about this please
I'm glad I'm not the only one who, not only beat our supposed god into submission, but also made them our spouse.
No cap real talk prob 80+% gone do that and I'm gone be one of these aswell
Me when I killed him (I’m not regretting my choices)
I did it too lol, and most videos show others doing it.
I killed him so I could get the statue and complete my trophy set, but yeah what you did is a way bigger flex
Y'all on another level, I would have sacced his ass. Who's sacrificing who now?
Just about choked on my drink at "what that FUCKING MOUTH DO" fighting Leshy, honestly, the most jarring yet hysterical thing I've heard in awhile
“Leshy” is just short for “Fleshlight”
@@mageflame7477 NOOOOOO
@@novaskies4282 the truth always comes to light eventually.
@@mageflame7477 you have ruined my day, but also made it, thank you.
KEKW
you are genuinely really fucking funny, the cut off wheezes send me
Thanks man I really appreciate it
Yup
HE GOT ME 💀
@A goose with a knife just insert a video of a kettle and try to find the difference
@A goose with a knife *“WhAh- WHUH- WH- HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”* -LoneWolfie 2022
5:49 Has to be my favorite. The delivery of _"Flinky!"_ the pause, and the laugh is absolutely flawless comedic timing.
"who are you calling a bitch now, lone?"
"flinky! >:("
I love how we all fucking agree to marry The one who waits
it's all because of curiosity, everyone.
Same. It's like the ultimate submission
What is a worse fate than death? Marriage of course.
I mean, with a name like that, who wouldn't?
Maybe WE waited for THEM...
"O FUCKING WO" has now entered my everyday vocabulary. I'm gonna wind up using in front of a teacher, aren't I.
give us an update when you do
It entered my vocabulary long ago, I’ve not had that issue.
Those who do… are weak to the OwO
I love watching everyone who spares Narinder and then IMMEADITLY marries him, its so fucking great, love the video mate
"Hold x to rescue"
just sends the man to the devil himself
I like how Kallamar acts all cowardly in his storyline but he's legit the hardest out of the four siblings in my opinion
Yeah , same. But Kallamar is not a girl he is a boy :">""""
Heket is a girl""
Highly agree that Kallamar is the hardest. I almost no-hit TOHW my first try but I find it impossible to do the same with Kallamar.
Kallamar just keeps throwing stuff at you and running away, the reason I found him hard, more annoying, was I couldn’t hit him and I had to focus on dodging.
I died at least 3 times to Kallamar
@@Angel_Kittichik it took me several tries to no hit him, but what i recommend doing is using the buffed attack after each kill fleece and getting a really good curse and just spamming it at the start. Somehow thats what got me the win. I forgot the name of the curse but i think it was the one that auto targets enemies
EVERYONE'S MARRYING THE LAST BOSS ON GOD
Ultimate punishment
Death
Yes because haha
LISTEN HE’S THE ONE WHO CAUSED OUR KIND TO ALMOST GO EXTINCT. HE NEEDS TO HELP BRING THEM BACK
It's the ultimate punishment, worse than death 😂👌
@@Morning_Dewdrop yas, the ultimate sumbission
The fact that he named the rabbit JACK FUCKING SAVAGE tells me everything I need to know
;)
"Great leader. don't judge me but I've always dreamed of *taking a massive bite of a hot steaming pile of shit.* Let me eat shit or I lose faith in your cult uwu"
*Potential Sacrifice Aquire*
@@gamaactive8278 no
*U shall let eweryone eat shit and only the one who wants to do it shall only watch*
i mean why not lmao
And then, in a _shocking_ turn of events, he gets deathly ill and I have to waste ten flowers fixing him.
A
The saddest thing about Lambert that he is the only one of his kind
The feels are hitting me now
Here stands the last of its kind, all otheres have been put to the blade.
@@Lord_Xonaz with this final sacrifice, the prophecy will be *impossible* to fulfill
[imagine if we just all of a sudden start a chain of lines from cult of the lamb in this comments section, that would be funny i guess]
@@curiouscreator8806 "Oh leader I've always wanted to eat a meal of poop, will you help me quench this desire?"
and the chain has already been broken, thank you, reply above me
"rescues" a random person then becomes a literal tea kettle, truly amazing.
sometimes humans just gotta unleash their inner 🫖, it's a common human thing to do
My humor has degraded to the point seeing a cropped in Moss Charger makes me wheeze like a car engine starting
YOUR WHEEZING AT 1:00 THOUGH I CANT STOP LAUGHING
THAT WANST A WHEEZING THAT WAS DEMON POSESSING HIM-
that's some scream from hell
His lungs came out 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@TeriyuckiStar got shot by 9mm
his lungs got thanos snapped
edit: i forgot i wrote this comment lol
0:59 that has to be the best wheeze ever
5:20
Saleos: *now turns into a follower*
Lonewolfie: “UAHAAHUA”
1:03 bro wheezed so hard he opened a gate to hell 💀💀💀
What *wheeze*- ÆŒŪÉÇØẞÆË
7:51 Man just screams in pain then gives the player a depressed frown, then magically morphs into gold. Isn’t this game great??
thats the best part of the game
this game is *gold*
yeah *gold*
I literally have no idea why, but the moment the lamb was about to be executed my ears started ringing and i thought that was oddly fitting
1:00
that wheeze turned from owl wheeze to a loud demon wheeze XD
1:00 bro- my man turned into a pterodactyl
THATS WHAT I'M SAYIN
yes
>turns the final boss pink
>marries him
Truely the ultimate power move
3:03 man looks straight out of a kirby game
0:59 That wheeze, tho
The Crys of the dead souls of hell 💀
dude became a 🫖
I mean he did wait for you...
Thats what I called loyalty.
zomg spamtong
1:02 Jesus Christ! 0_0 It sounds like his soul is being dragged after that deer.
HAHAHA Jesus Christ nooooo
i had wondered if this was a game i should play, since it was mentioned as being like the binding of isaac, and as much that i love that game, i been tired of it for awhile
but seeing this video made it so fun, its way more unique than just binding of the isaac by the looks of this, when its on sale i'll probably get it
It's definitely got a similar vibe to BoI on the surface, but it completely feels like it's own game.
I've played a _shit_ ton of BoI over the years, and there was never a point in CotL where I felt like I was doing something I'd done a thousand times before. It felt fresh all the way through.
I definitely started to burn out a little towards the very end, but that's more the fault of my own stupid habit of procrastinating making actual progess in games.
Also he named his Cult " Cult of the furry " right? Soon he gets the hands am go " O F*cking WO? "
Is this guy... a furry?
@@le_mann_bot no
the best bits are sometimes the reocc[f]urring ones
Yes
Didnt expect alota likes! Thx!
1:02
[demonic screech]
RHRAAAAAAAHH
Hahssydidg
@@Bunyandfriendsbro had to let the demons out
@@MsBaker81 yes :}
"Start a Cult in my name. Do we have a deal?" "[Yes] [Definitely] [Absolutely]"
Mabel: "I rigged it!"
yo you showed up in my recommended
not only is this funny af but the end of times outro brings back some mad nostalgia for me. im hella excited for what ya got next!
the editing on this video was genuinely incredible, subscribing!!!
I cant get over this dudes laugh right now💀.
Ong 💀💀💀💀
0:59 the dude laughted and then a demon came out of his body
that fucken final wheeze made me LAUGHEN 1:01
Edit: i dont think it was a wheeze i think it was his fucken soul leaving his BODY
"...WOOD."
That's a mood from start to mid game.
*WOOD*
Died at the end. Just minutes of silence while fighting the last boss, then the kiss and the cackle fucking got me good
9:41 actually that's kinda cute
oxi ta respondendo um comentário gringo em português???@apenasumburro
"Press x to rescue" (presses) (LEGIT SENDS HIM TO HELL AND SMILES AFTER IT CUTELY)
This game was so fun! It's cool how the projectiles were similar but behaved somewhat differently to the Gungeon series, great job Devolver!👏
7:38 to describe how stupid this damn magic attack is.
I sent that 3rd eye to the shadow realm the moment it start I was tired of that eye.
A deer named Louis
Is there a legoshi for him ?
You better believe it!
Hell yeah
I‘m gonna try talking the way you‘d probably do: Thanks man, for this hella f*cking funny summary of your best cult of the lamb gameplay, your laughs are the best! Keep that humor and path of choices you make, it’s irreplaceable! ;D
6:32 OMG I got so hyped when you mentioned Speckles from G-Force. That movie was my childhood and the most favorite video game of all time.
W content W game W laugh
W comment
W comment
W comment
1:00 this is one of the most inhuman sound I ever heard
5:48 this part will never fail to make me laugh
0:59 I need a clip of that laugh
Why did it sound like that…
My mutual just sent this to me bc I’m the only one in our friend group that LOVES this game, and I am not disappointed. I’m so glad everyone plays EXACTLY the same way.
You genuinely make me feel happy thank you for making videos
THIS ENDING IS THE BEST ENDING LOL
1:02 *aggressively turns into dehydrated vacuum*
you just invented a brand new sentence i think
The way he laughed and screamed when he brought his first follower made me 💀💀💀
The fucking "Haha, that's hilarious, *DO IT AGAIN.* " has me in STITCHES
1:01 i didnt know a human could me such noise
You'd be surprised ln what noises humans can makes
0:59 im new to your channel and it cracks me up that this basically sounds like stilfing laughter and then *DEMONIC HORSE SCREECHING*
"Sonic has -Reached- died of old age oh no! " "he ran to fast. " Made me laugh-
3:25 I SPAT MY DRINK!!😂😂😂😂
*epic charging noises* FART
Can we just take a moment to appreciate that this video is it exactly 10 minutes long?
Yes.
Lamb: does anything
This guy: *wheeze*
I love how players spare the one who waits just to marry him
I love CotL and I got it yesterday.
I have followed in your footsteps and named a deer follower "Bambi's Mom".
I regret nothing.
1:00
HELP THE DEMON SCREECH AT THE END 😭😭😭
I have no clue why but the fact that you put speckles in there made me laugh so dang hard
5:03 don't mind me just...
Nvm
1:00 cut off contagious wheezes are the absolute best xD cheers to the algorithm for bringing me here.
This game is literally
Step 1: Escape
Final step: Defeat GOD
Extra step: Make GOD your lover
I really appreciate the fact that the algorithm just planted this video into my feed. It was a real fun watch.
1:03
Jesus, you went from a wheeze to a demon screech. XD
me and my bf named creatures after one another - when my "character" died he reincarnated me as the one who waits so now I'm an immortal three eyed cat goddess who lives eternally with him
Lol I noticed that deer’s name is Louis. That reminds me of one anime with anthropomorphic animals…
Headcanon: this game is that anime if the sheep was decapitated in the first minute instead of eaten- in the first minute
Do you know how little that narrows it down?
This is the best video on youtube with absolutely no questions.
i rlly like ur voice and idk y💀 i wanna see the whole playthrough
Thank you
0:57 he really went *kettle noises*
9:34 blud look like he got skinned
I made my narinder marry me then the follower i made to be my brother started dating him and all my other spouses
I have to hand it to you, this is absolutely freaking hilarious. I’m literaly crying.
WHAT THE HEAVEN 0:58
3:27 OMG THE FART GOT ME😂
Give three eyed cat boy little kith
Your wheezing sounds like a keurig machine stopping and I mean it in the best way possible bc it makes it 1000x times funnier
that is the perfect description
I love it
I randomly got recommended to this video
and i think UA-cam did a really great job 👌
This man's wheeze gives me life
THE LAST PART-- LOL
I like how most people all come to the same decisions in this game, like naming a blue hedgehog Sonic and marrying your God.
1:06 DR Livesey is that you??? XD
1:01 this is gonna end up in a perfectly cut screams compilation someday I just know it
1:55 Why not?
I Don't know who you are but your F'ng wheeze made me cry 😂 I'm subscribed
I laughed out loud when you married him too!
I did the same thing at the end lol. Also gave them an anti-sleep amulet, so they have to live through every hour of mortality 😆
I've been thinking about playing this game, I saw the trailer for it. Is it any good?
I really enjoyed it. Took me about 12 hours to beat. But I did play on normal. Def worth the price.
It’s a great game
Say to 1 milion people who buy this game in one week.
@@WilczycaCzarownica No man's sky also sold a lot at launch and ended up being terrible, that's not an indicator of quality
i'm really enjoying it so far
"Moss charger" got me dying bro 💀
I love how this guy not only knows COTL but Hollow Knight
Edit: 1:00
COTL?
@@Solemy COTL is short for Cult of the Lamb.
Cult
Of
The
Lamb
Do you see it now?
@@curiouscreator8806 yeah I saw it 10 months ago
1:00
“RHREEEEREEEHHEREHEEEHEHEE”
…
“HLURGGHHAGH👹”
3:11 FINNALY SOMEONE WILL HEAR ME OUT
Beating a god and making them be your submissive slave
Cult of the lamb but explained terribly
7:29 Eyy we both have a blue hedgehog named sonic