Half a million views, huh? I honestly don't know what to say. To everyone reading this. I truly thank you for checking me out! And I hope you stay as I'll try my best to post a new video every Friday.
I just realize the pig character when you sacrifice them they were trying to convince the rest of your cold that you’re terrible and that you need to be stopped they were against you so you had to silence it
"Great leader. don't judge me but I've always dreamed of *taking a massive bite of a hot steaming pile of shit.* Let me eat shit or I lose faith in your cult uwu"
Kallamar just keeps throwing stuff at you and running away, the reason I found him hard, more annoying, was I couldn’t hit him and I had to focus on dodging.
@@Angel_Kittichik it took me several tries to no hit him, but what i recommend doing is using the buffed attack after each kill fleece and getting a really good curse and just spamming it at the start. Somehow thats what got me the win. I forgot the name of the curse but i think it was the one that auto targets enemies
@@Lord_Xonaz with this final sacrifice, the prophecy will be *impossible* to fulfill [imagine if we just all of a sudden start a chain of lines from cult of the lamb in this comments section, that would be funny i guess]
he was the guy that blamed his friends for his own mistake getting himself in the trash, and then turned into the villian because he was pissed off. literally he entirely switched his moral logic on a whim, and it takes them all of 2 seconds to talk him back again so yeah hard relate i'll be the one to lash out at people who didn't have anything to do with me too
@@sovietunion7643 I think he was mainly upset because they forgot about him? Idk. In the end they didn’t fully forgive him though, and he was given the government restricted job of undoing his horrific crimes by disassembling the machines he made. Idk, definitely a logical ending to a movie that lacked any and all logic.
i had wondered if this was a game i should play, since it was mentioned as being like the binding of isaac, and as much that i love that game, i been tired of it for awhile but seeing this video made it so fun, its way more unique than just binding of the isaac by the looks of this, when its on sale i'll probably get it
It's definitely got a similar vibe to BoI on the surface, but it completely feels like it's own game. I've played a _shit_ ton of BoI over the years, and there was never a point in CotL where I felt like I was doing something I'd done a thousand times before. It felt fresh all the way through. I definitely started to burn out a little towards the very end, but that's more the fault of my own stupid habit of procrastinating making actual progess in games.
1:00 Tea is ready 1:06 Want more tea? 5:02 Yamete dekusai 5:19 Stitch moment 7:28 Sonic couldn't outrun old age 7:50 A moment of insanity 9:12 Game bugged during final bossfight lol
Cara... Com qualquer um dos seguidores pode até ser mas com o boss final é sacanagem... Fiquei até deprimente depois desse final, porque NÃO É FOFO NEM A PAU MANO
yo you showed up in my recommended not only is this funny af but the end of times outro brings back some mad nostalgia for me. im hella excited for what ya got next!
I‘m gonna try talking the way you‘d probably do: Thanks man, for this hella f*cking funny summary of your best cult of the lamb gameplay, your laughs are the best! Keep that humor and path of choices you make, it’s irreplaceable! ;D
My mutual just sent this to me bc I’m the only one in our friend group that LOVES this game, and I am not disappointed. I’m so glad everyone plays EXACTLY the same way.
me and my bf named creatures after one another - when my "character" died he reincarnated me as the one who waits so now I'm an immortal three eyed cat goddess who lives eternally with him
Half a million views, huh? I honestly don't know what to say. To everyone reading this. I truly thank you for checking me out! And I hope you stay as I'll try my best to post a new video every Friday.
:D
I just realize the pig character when you sacrifice them they were trying to convince the rest of your cold that you’re terrible and that you need to be stopped they were against you so you had to silence it
epic
Q:How do you play that gambling game
Make a serie about this please
I'm glad I'm not the only one who, not only beat our supposed god into submission, but also made them our spouse.
No cap real talk prob 80+% gone do that and I'm gone be one of these aswell
Me when I killed him (I’m not regretting my choices)
I did it too lol, and most videos show others doing it.
I killed him so I could get the statue and complete my trophy set, but yeah what you did is a way bigger flex
Y'all on another level, I would have sacced his ass. Who's sacrificing who now?
I love how we all fucking agree to marry The one who waits
it's all because of curiosity, everyone.
Same. It's like the ultimate submission
What is a worse fate than death? Marriage of course.
I mean, with a name like that, who wouldn't?
Maybe WE waited for THEM...
EVERYONE'S MARRYING THE LAST BOSS ON GOD
Ultimate punishment
Death
Yes because haha
LISTEN HE’S THE ONE WHO CAUSED OUR KIND TO ALMOST GO EXTINCT. HE NEEDS TO HELP BRING THEM BACK
It's the ultimate punishment, worse than death 😂👌
@@Morning_Dewdrop yas, the ultimate sumbission
you are genuinely really fucking funny, the cut off wheezes send me
Thanks man I really appreciate it
Yup
@@LoneWolfie 1:00 this has got to be the greatest clip I've ever seen of you
HE GOT ME 💀
@@Catwithaknife69 just insert a video of a kettle and try to find the difference
Just about choked on my drink at "what that FUCKING MOUTH DO" fighting Leshy, honestly, the most jarring yet hysterical thing I've heard in awhile
“Leshy” is just short for “Fleshlight”
@@mageflame7477 NOOOOOO
@@novaskies4282 the truth always comes to light eventually.
@@mageflame7477 you have ruined my day, but also made it, thank you.
KEKW
"Great leader. don't judge me but I've always dreamed of *taking a massive bite of a hot steaming pile of shit.* Let me eat shit or I lose faith in your cult uwu"
*Potential Sacrifice Aquire*
@@gamaactive8278 no
*U shall let eweryone eat shit and only the one who wants to do it shall only watch*
i mean why not lmao
Then they get sick…. lol
And then, in a _shocking_ turn of events, he gets deathly ill and I have to waste ten flowers fixing him.
"Hold x to rescue"
just sends the man to the devil himself
5:49 Has to be my favorite. The delivery of _"Flinky!"_ the pause, and the laugh is absolutely flawless comedic timing.
"O FUCKING WO" has now entered my everyday vocabulary. I'm gonna wind up using in front of a teacher, aren't I.
give us an update when you do
It entered my vocabulary long ago, I’ve not had that issue.
Those who do… are weak to the OwO
I love watching everyone who spares Narinder and then IMMEADITLY marries him, its so fucking great, love the video mate
I like how Kallamar acts all cowardly in his storyline but he's legit the hardest out of the four siblings in my opinion
Yeah , same. But Kallamar is not a girl he is a boy :">""""
Heket is a girl""
Highly agree that Kallamar is the hardest. I almost no-hit TOHW my first try but I find it impossible to do the same with Kallamar.
Kallamar just keeps throwing stuff at you and running away, the reason I found him hard, more annoying, was I couldn’t hit him and I had to focus on dodging.
I died at least 3 times to Kallamar
@@Angel_Kittichik it took me several tries to no hit him, but what i recommend doing is using the buffed attack after each kill fleece and getting a really good curse and just spamming it at the start. Somehow thats what got me the win. I forgot the name of the curse but i think it was the one that auto targets enemies
The saddest thing about Lambert that he is the only one of his kind
The feels are hitting me now
Here stands the last of its kind, all otheres have been put to the blade.
@@Lord_Xonaz with this final sacrifice, the prophecy will be *impossible* to fulfill
[imagine if we just all of a sudden start a chain of lines from cult of the lamb in this comments section, that would be funny i guess]
@@curiouscreator8806 "Oh leader I've always wanted to eat a meal of poop, will you help me quench this desire?"
and the chain has already been broken, thank you, reply above me
1:03 bro wheezed so hard he opened a gate to hell 💀💀💀
What *wheeze*- ÆŒŪÉÇØẞÆË
6:33 I have not thought about Speckles from G-Force in literal ages. He comes back to haunt me once more. Best character in that movie.
he was the guy that blamed his friends for his own mistake getting himself in the trash, and then turned into the villian because he was pissed off. literally he entirely switched his moral logic on a whim, and it takes them all of 2 seconds to talk him back again
so yeah hard relate i'll be the one to lash out at people who didn't have anything to do with me too
@@sovietunion7643 I think he was mainly upset because they forgot about him? Idk. In the end they didn’t fully forgive him though, and he was given the government restricted job of undoing his horrific crimes by disassembling the machines he made. Idk, definitely a logical ending to a movie that lacked any and all logic.
The fact that he named the rabbit JACK FUCKING SAVAGE tells me everything I need to know
;)
YOUR WHEEZING AT 1:00 THOUGH I CANT STOP LAUGHING
THAT WANST A WHEEZING THAT WAS DEMON POSESSING HIM-
that's some scream from hell
His lungs came out 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@TeriyuckiStar got shot by 9mm
his lungs got thanos snapped
edit: i forgot i wrote this comment lol
0:59 that has to be the best wheeze ever
"rescues" a random person then becomes a literal tea kettle, truly amazing.
sometimes humans just gotta unleash their inner 🫖, it's a common human thing to do
1:00 bro- my man turned into a pterodactyl
THATS WHAT I'M SAYIN
yes
My humor has degraded to the point seeing a cropped in Moss Charger makes me wheeze like a car engine starting
7:51 Man just screams in pain then gives the player a depressed frown, then magically morphs into gold. Isn’t this game great??
thats the best part of the game
this game is *gold*
yeah *gold*
5:20
Saleos: *now turns into a follower*
Lonewolfie: “UAHAAHUA”
1:02
[demonic screech]
0:59 That wheeze, tho
The Crys of the dead souls of hell 💀
dude became a 🫖
I literally have no idea why, but the moment the lamb was about to be executed my ears started ringing and i thought that was oddly fitting
1:00
that wheeze turned from owl wheeze to a loud demon wheeze XD
I mean he did wait for you...
Thats what I called loyalty.
zomg spamtong
3:03 man looks straight out of a kirby game
Also he named his Cult " Cult of the furry " right? Soon he gets the hands am go " O F*cking WO? "
Is this guy... a furry?
@@jacobmeyer3185 no
the best bits are sometimes the reocc[f]urring ones
Yes
Didnt expect alota likes! Thx!
I am appalled at how many people also happened to kill God, force them into submission, and then marry them
i had wondered if this was a game i should play, since it was mentioned as being like the binding of isaac, and as much that i love that game, i been tired of it for awhile
but seeing this video made it so fun, its way more unique than just binding of the isaac by the looks of this, when its on sale i'll probably get it
It's definitely got a similar vibe to BoI on the surface, but it completely feels like it's own game.
I've played a _shit_ ton of BoI over the years, and there was never a point in CotL where I felt like I was doing something I'd done a thousand times before. It felt fresh all the way through.
I definitely started to burn out a little towards the very end, but that's more the fault of my own stupid habit of procrastinating making actual progess in games.
0:59 the dude laughted and then a demon came out of his body
1:00 Tea is ready
1:06 Want more tea?
5:02 Yamete dekusai
5:19 Stitch moment
7:28 Sonic couldn't outrun old age
7:50 A moment of insanity
9:12 Game bugged during final bossfight lol
this is hilarious, this is too underrated
1:02 Jesus Christ! 0_0 It sounds like his soul is being dragged after that deer.
HAHAHA Jesus Christ nooooo
I cant get over this dudes laugh right now💀.
Ong 💀💀💀💀
A deer named Louis
Is there a legoshi for him ?
You better believe it!
Hell yeah
9:41 actually that's kinda cute
Cara...
Com qualquer um dos seguidores pode até ser mas com o boss final é sacanagem... Fiquei até deprimente depois desse final, porque NÃO É FOFO NEM A PAU MANO
oxi ta respondendo um comentário gringo em português???@@apenasumburro
the editing on this video was genuinely incredible, subscribing!!!
1:01 i didnt know a human could me such noise
5:03 don't mind me just...
Nvm
1:00 this is one of the most inhuman sound I ever heard
that fucken final wheeze made me LAUGHEN 1:01
Edit: i dont think it was a wheeze i think it was his fucken soul leaving his BODY
"...WOOD."
That's a mood from start to mid game.
*WOOD*
>turns the final boss pink
>marries him
Truely the ultimate power move
"Start a Cult in my name. Do we have a deal?" "[Yes] [Definitely] [Absolutely]"
Mabel: "I rigged it!"
5:48 this part will never fail to make me laugh
yo you showed up in my recommended
not only is this funny af but the end of times outro brings back some mad nostalgia for me. im hella excited for what ya got next!
W content W game W laugh
W comment
W comment
W comment
Died at the end. Just minutes of silence while fighting the last boss, then the kiss and the cackle fucking got me good
3:25 I SPAT MY DRINK!!😂😂😂😂
0:16 Bro you didn’t use the best part “press E to kneel to be sacrificed”
THIS ENDING IS THE BEST ENDING LOL
Lamb: does anything
This guy: *wheeze*
WHAT THE HEAVEN 0:58
This game was so fun! It's cool how the projectiles were similar but behaved somewhat differently to the Gungeon series, great job Devolver!👏
1:00
HELP THE DEMON SCREECH AT THE END 😭😭😭
0:57 he really went *kettle noises*
9:34 blud look like he got skinned
Can we just take a moment to appreciate that this video is it exactly 10 minutes long?
Yes.
The way he laughed and screamed when he brought his first follower made me 💀💀💀
Give three eyed cat boy little kith
7:38 to describe how stupid this damn magic attack is.
I sent that 3rd eye to the shadow realm the moment it start I was tired of that eye.
1:03
Jesus, you went from a wheeze to a demon screech. XD
*C U L T O F T H E F U R R Y*
*WHERE THE CRINGE SHALL BE S A C R I F I E D*
1:55 Why not?
I‘m gonna try talking the way you‘d probably do: Thanks man, for this hella f*cking funny summary of your best cult of the lamb gameplay, your laughs are the best! Keep that humor and path of choices you make, it’s irreplaceable! ;D
"Sonic has -Reached- died of old age oh no! " "he ran to fast. " Made me laugh-
3:11 FINNALY SOMEONE WILL HEAR ME OUT
Lol I noticed that deer’s name is Louis. That reminds me of one anime with anthropomorphic animals…
Headcanon: this game is that anime if the sheep was decapitated in the first minute instead of eaten- in the first minute
Do you know how little that narrows it down?
i rlly like ur voice and idk y💀 i wanna see the whole playthrough
Thank you
I love how players spare the one who waits just to marry him
My mutual just sent this to me bc I’m the only one in our friend group that LOVES this game, and I am not disappointed. I’m so glad everyone plays EXACTLY the same way.
4:48 Rude! Atleast I look better than you!
You genuinely make me feel happy thank you for making videos
me and my bf named creatures after one another - when my "character" died he reincarnated me as the one who waits so now I'm an immortal three eyed cat goddess who lives eternally with him
This game is literally
Step 1: Escape
Final step: Defeat GOD
Extra step: Make GOD your lover
4:31 lets fucking sacrifice peppa pig
Perfect ending.
I've been thinking about playing this game, I saw the trailer for it. Is it any good?
I really enjoyed it. Took me about 12 hours to beat. But I did play on normal. Def worth the price.
It’s a great game
Say to 1 milion people who buy this game in one week.
@@WilczycaCzarownica No man's sky also sold a lot at launch and ended up being terrible, that's not an indicator of quality
i'm really enjoying it so far
I love how this guy not only knows COTL but Hollow Knight
Edit: 1:00
COTL?
@@Solemy COTL is short for Cult of the Lamb.
Cult
Of
The
Lamb
Do you see it now?
@@curiouscreator8806 yeah I saw it 10 months ago
This is the best video on youtube with absolutely no questions.
I laughed out loud when you married him too!
I love this omg, a sub for you! I love how you edit.
THE LAST PART-- LOL
0:59 the aggressive wheezing sent me LMFAO sounded like a car tire screeching at the end-
1:06 DR Livesey is that you??? XD
7:46 NO I LOST?!
OMG IS THAT ENDING THEME “End of Times” AAAAA
Yes it is!
@@LoneWolfie Absolute chad.
1:01 ??????
Yes
??? 🤨❔⁉️
*S A C R I F I C E*
@@LoneWolfie I can’t stop laughing at the end part “RAHHH-“ ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY HELP ITS ABOUT TO BE 12 AT NIGHT FOR ME AND IM WHEEZING
I have to hand it to you, this is absolutely freaking hilarious. I’m literaly crying.
3:18 what the overgrown lake monster doin
Ah yes, the OP final boss attack.
BUG THE GAME.
when you can't beat 'em, *hecking softlock them*
I CANT WITH THE WHEEZE AT THE END OF THIS PART- : 0:53 - 1:04
The devil got em at 1:03
7:29 Eyy we both have a blue hedgehog named sonic
I have no clue why but the fact that you put speckles in there made me laugh so dang hard
0:59 im new to your channel and it cracks me up that this basically sounds like stilfing laughter and then *DEMONIC HORSE SCREECHING*
this was a great way to start my day, ty
1:02 *aggressively turns into dehydrated vacuum*
you just invented a brand new sentence i think