Epic Fail: Hammond can't handle Burmese horsepower! | Top Gear | Series 21 | BBC
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- Опубліковано 28 жов 2024
- Taking one of Jeremy's ill-advised shortcuts, the boys realise they're all running low on petrol. Cue a horse-ride to the next village in order to find fuel. Clip taken from part 1 of the Burma Special.
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Hammond even crashes on horses, you’ve got to respect his commitment to crashing
Lmaooo
Maybe someone told him that it was a mustang and he got confused.
Sorray!!
Wilfried Zaha he’s got an image to maintain
LOOOOOL
“Alright I’m a butler with Parkinson’s and got a gun” 😂
funniest top gear line i've ever heard
Even after he fell and hurt himself - Hammond said "Don't get kicked" still concerned about other people while in immense pain.
It's seems to be a theme with him..
Lots of time you see him worrying about others..
Good on him...
What a good lad
What a nice young man.
Yet he couldn't invite the people that saved his life to the party after he recovered from crashing the rimac
He got genuinely a good heart
Clarkson: why do horses have 5 legs on Burma?
May: so it can milk itself.
😂😂😂
I have soo many questions loll
@@danblack8785 You're still young bud
Nobody realizes and its a true shame because i bet it wouldve been a iconic quote, hammond says "I think hes gonna get a ride anyway"
Pole vaulting
"Jesus! - i mean budha!"
God bless James May
@GamerBrandz n o
Buddha bless James May
I r o n y
You mean budha
.....and all who sail with Captain Slow.....
"Im a butler with parkinson's and I've got a gun" Classic!!!
Indeed..
Indeed..
Indeed..
Indeed..
Indeed..
Seeing a big guy like Jeremy riding a small horse is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life
Wolfy Was riding a horse part of his plan?
Wolfy LOL...it looks like Clarkson is riding a dog
And we have furries and the Unabomber in one post. 😖
Jeff Wright bruh. Have you seen your profile pic? Like.. What even is that.....
Wolfy I think its the golden crisps bear.
Hammond looks like a miniature Wolverine/Logan.
+TheOnlyInformant lOL DID U SEE DA HORSES WILLY OLOLLOLOLOLLOLOOLLOLOLOLO
Wolverine is even shorter, I think
Wolverine (comics) is shorter than Hammond. 5'3 compared to 5'5
+Redbeard Metalviking Hammond is actually 5'7".
Regal805 Nah, he looks more like Tony Stark tbh.
Love how Jeremy's always dressed as a salesman in the hottest and humid countries
Because he's crisp, and sharp
And May looks normal (in a way), and Hammond like a real lorry driver.
because he's the modern lorry driver, and modern lorry drivers are *crisp* and *sharp*
In Islamic countries knots are a bad idea, for example never wear a tie entering a mosque.
@@plunder1956 never even heard that in Indonesia, you will see many man in mosque with tie and knot (???) What the hell
Also burmese/myanmar is never an islamic country by any mean, no correlation at all with Jeremy,
I think it is kind of honorable that immediately after falling and breaking his wrist, was sure to warn people not to get kicked. Goes to show that there are kind and caring people behind the silly antics.
He didn't actually break his wrist, he just sprained it. Probably still hurt like flak tho
"Hello horse I shall call you Tesco" -clarkson
+Ciaran McGuinness Was it because of some innendo joke about these horses' saddles hurting their nether regions?
+Ahsan Siddiqui no it was related to a scandal around the time this was filmed, the British supermarket tesco had been selling beef burgers that had horse in them aswell
In the Patagonian special he they got horses again and he decided to say "Hello horse, I shall call you Burger"
Ciaran McGuinness tesco is particularly funny to me since having lived in the uk and sed Tesco Alot.
I died 😂😂
Clarkson: "I'm terrified!"
May: "Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ..."
I'm in tears!!
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow that's what it's like riding a horse
LMAO😂🤣😁👍😅😄😆😜😉
Same 😂
I am a professional rider, and that is my mantra and catch phrase every time my horse took a step.
@@rurikvolkov2810 no... not w a good saddle. Its much like sitting on the ground. Not great for longer than 2 hrs
Top gear logic: bring along lots of crap on their trucks but fail to bring extra fuel
Just gotta love them
don't worry, thay had a lot of extra fuel, this all sceen was just for show, you can see Clarkson coming back with almost no fues in canisters (maybe 3-4 liters in one on the left, other empty)
Claaaarksooooon
ultraszgb shhhhhhhh
peter griffin Its a scripted show. They do a great job at making it seem real. They had fuel the whole time. Seeing at this is season 21, they have done lots of these trips. Having extra fuel is a top priority.
+Grant .Pantling 1
"I bought a reversing horse". LOL
those were the best of the TopGear
"Hello horse! I shall call you Tesco" 3:04
Best line of this episode😂
It's one of the best lines in Top Gear history.
Then its Hello horse, i shall call you burger.
"Maybe it's so it can milk itself"
What does that mean?
Run! Before the internet corrupts you!
+keenan hannah it's not like that, I'm not English, and I'm eager to know
So the horse can suck its own dick.
Like milking a cow but... It's a male horse...
those were the best of the TopGear
Kinda , i think its hard to decide .. now its all ruined
@@Sosukz the new ones are not the same the old ones are the best
@liam Anderson well you can, you can rather watch the grand tour
@Sergio Joshua I though i was the only one :(
wait what?! Alishanmao what are you doing here man 😂 I watch all your RC vids haha
-"Why do they have 5 legs here ?"
-"So they can milk themselves"
HAHAHAHA
Happy birthday mate
i like how they call Hammond breaking his wrist an "epic fail"
It wasn't broken. and what would you call it, a win? Or is it not epic enough for you? What exactly do you think the definition of "epic fail" is? Only fails that happen to also be funny or amusing, as well as not causing anyone serious pain or injury so you can laugh at the video without guilt? A fail is any attempt that goes wrong. An epic fail is one that goes badly wrong. How does this not fit that definition?
@@justforever96 Why the salty paragraph? He just meant its a bit rude since Hammond was injured. Epic fails usually refer to things people can laugh at but there was no humor in this.
@@justforever96 dude what the fuck is wrong with your life you felt the need to say that, he just said he found it funny that two old geezers said epic fail
@@justforever96 lol wtf man you wrote a whole-ass nasty condescending novel, what triggered you? Did someone hurt you?
I always feel uncomfortable looking at Clarkson’s skinny l legs on his giant body
I can’t unsee it now
He's a deformed orangutan.
Especially nowadays, his stomach is bigger than ever
Some say it's alcoholism but actually that comes as standard for us brits
He's set up for handling.
"Jesus.... I mean Buddah" I freaking lost it! xD
You’re a weirdo.
@GD Dreadious Which is a Muslim country?
Nobody worships Buddha
Jamil Ahmed i don’t think Buddha is a Islam word
@@A34-q3w Its not, Myanmar is Buddhist but Burma is Muslim.
To have been one of the camera men on this series... would you ever run out of stories?
No
Yeah cuz you put all the ones with telling on telly
Jeremy: My fuel gauge is at the top of the red.
May: I don't have one...
LoL.
2:43 Top Gear might have been staged at times, but you can't match the chemistry that these 3 had.
I can think of maybe two times where things were staged, both from the same episode.
@@secretbaguette what? Lol there was staged shit from every single trip. Doesn't make it less entertaining
@@B2Roland I'm not saying things weren't staged, only that there was one episode where it was blatantly obvious.
@@secretbaguette which one?
@@B2Roland The police episode
Why does Jeremy look like he just came from his office job?
Just Your Friendly Neighborhood Chaplain that’s the truckers wouldn’t
Because he’s a modern lorry driver and modern lorry drivers are crisp and sharp
Dilbert
@@nicholasr6381 1
@@benmackarel295 And they don't show up with a Glove Box full of Pornography and Egg on their vest.
Meanwhile, Richard showed up with a Glove Box full of Pornography and Egg on his vest.
Top Gear on UA-cam in 1080p? holy shit! they have advanced into 2014!!! congrats.
Hear hear!!
advanced to 2010
Advanced into 1984.
UA-cam also does 4k video.
My laptop can't handle 2k or 4k
"I've moved it a bit further away"
"CLARKSON!!!"
Dattroll 201 "What?"
he's mentioned elsewhere that he's particularly scared of heights.
@@SpaceMissile In the Bolivia special
CLARKSON!!!! FENTON!!!! KAHN!!!! WILSON!!!! All legendary shouts.
don't forget LEROY JENKINS
+Tadhg McElligott or bill cosby
HAMMOND!!!
or CARTER!!!
How about LEEROOOOY JENKIIINS
"Why do horses have 5 legs in Burma?"
"So that it can milk itself"
God I love these two
Sherlock: “They’re dangerous on both sides and crafty in the middle”
'Hello horse, I shall call you tesco' hahaah😂😂😂😂
+Vadym kolesnykov My favorite dialogue AHHAHAHAHAHA
I love that!
"Hello horse i shall call you Tesco" Wow, Wow xD
Clarckson: why do they have 5 leggs in Burma. James' answer: having it so it can milk itself. I'm gone hahaha
Its like we watched the same video.
"Hello horse! I shall call you TESCO"
lmao
Leave it to Hammond to crash a horse.
No more Top Gear, the BBC is the epic fail.
They said they'd find a way to continue it, but May said that without Jeremy he and Hammond wouldn't do the show. If they do continue it, with all new people, I won't watch it. Hopefully enough people will stop watching it and BBC will realise they need Jeremy, James, and Richard to keep it alive.
They can't just get rid of the most popular show on television.
R3tr0gam3r1337
I can't find any other sources suggesting a new program called top speed as rumoured in your source. It would be great if it happened, it just doesn't seem likely.
Resora Shikaru
Yeah, top gear won't be the same without the trio. I expect they'll try it with new presenters but it won't last more than a few series. I don't think they'll bring Clarkson back, they won't go back on their decision .
FIFAGains It's awful, but you're right. They probably wouldn't go back on their decision.
Almost didn't click it just because "Epic Fail" was in the title of the video... Come on Top Gear your better then that
Alissa frank
Hes married....
Carly
No hes not.... well if he is he does not have a ring on his finger
appletechguys578
Hes not married but he has a hot gf he has posted pics of her on his instagram
Alissa frank Shes 100 times hotter then your ratchet ass
im just hoping jeremy's horse doesnt hurt his back for carrying a giant
Horses or even ponies are incredibly strong, far stronger than you or I. If a person weight at about...14 stone (88kg) can carry someone of greater weight than their own, even the weight of Jeremy Clarkson, a horse would have no problem doing so, as long as you're not sat too far back on top of their kidneys or banging down too hard on it's back. Those horses in the clip are work horses and are used for carrying the locals and their supplies on a daily basis, therefore are used to carrying weight. So I wouldn't worry about anything. It's not only that, but it is illegal for British TV to purposely put an animal in pain or extreme stress, so if riding on the horses back was going to cause the horse an injury, they wouldn't have allowed it. so um...yeah lol
James going “ow ow ow ow” had me in tears of laughter!
“My fuel gauge is just on the top of the red”
“Uhhh... I don't have one”
That was golden
TBH, some of the diesel buses I have driven actually doesn't come with a fuel gauge. Just a guessing game until the light comes on.
Hello horse, I shall call you Tesco
But that ferrari background on your photo tho :p
Nelu Gavrau Thats a mule
@but ton Never seen a mule like which you describe
Several years later...
Jeremy: "Hello horse. I shall call you Burger."
At 4:18 close your eyes for Clarkson & May porn :D
+geogn92 Rule 34: No exceptions.
i tried this and now i am laughing so much omg
+geogn92 hahahahahahaha exactly what I thought
+geogn92 HAHAHA!!
+geogn92 Jeremy: "Not much further now, James."
6:12 - I like how Jeremy often describes James as a "six foot sinus" - and we can see why from this
I'm so happy and grateful that these guys did all these antics for all these decades.
If they all want to retire, let them.
I know Hammond and may both have plenty of other things to do!
Nothing but love for all of them. I wish them all the best.
"Clarkson!!!" has become my new "Are you kidding me?" in my personal life.
"So a butler...with Parkinsons....and a gun."
I absolutely lost it at that one.
gsc2011 *and I have a gun
Honestly, these 3 guys were born to entertain with eachother.
Ok so in the Polar Special Jeremy refers to James as a "6-ft Sinus", now I know what he's talking about lol
James May: "My nads are killing me!"
Always gets me.
Shout out to Clarkson for walking to the next village for the fuel, sombody had to take one for the team after that fall
Actually genuinely hurt my... testes..
Bobby Greene *testies
@@robertt1872 no, the correct spelling is testes.
LOL Richards always the one that gets hurt.
And when james may got hit on his head with a rock?
Diego Cares Hammond was somehow internally so emotionally hurt by James' rock incident that it somehow physically hurt him, therefore he was still hurt.
And when Jeremy hurt his elbow by falling off his scooter in the Vietnam special?
Oh ok
sgtfrozty
And his ass while trying to drift a truck. But Hammond is the one that always wrecks stuff :P
"I can see why they should be glue" hahaha
I didn't get it :(
@@aesonswampmonster2958 it's alright buddy, you can make glue from horses. if you want a good book that has some good info about that read "animal farm"
Oh shut up you prick
@@harveygibbons1113 wasn't even being sarcastic. Aeson It's probably too young to get the joke about the glue so he got an answer and I gave him a book suggestion. What's your problem man
Did you know about pork in your haribo gummys.?
4:53 the horse is like "oh thank god"
2:47 Clarkson really liked that one 😂😂😂
3:46 OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW
Red Card, the right amount of OWs! ...very impressed
Red Card 4:19 OW, OW, OW, OW, OW
My nads are killinh me!
Red Card 4:41 - Ow !
You missed one!
how i miss their silly antics
we now we have the Grand Tour
Bo Huggabee yes
its different, grand tour is more focus on cars review
JuaN75y they are getting older, but top was about reviews too, but i loved the specials.
JuaN75y there are still funny episodes like this, just look at the beach buggy 2 pt episode
May: "So you can milk yourself"
Jeremy: HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEU
Cigarette wheeze intensifies
I do genuinely wonder how much of these were planned/scripted vs actual hijinks. There are clearly certain things and interactions that are genuine (Clarkson being terrified on a horse), but was the whole horse bit actually planned out? Or did they ACTUALLY run out of gas and did Clarkson ACTUALLY come back with several horses?
I enjoyed the older Top Gear specials because it was a little less clear what was scripted and what was not, I haven't been much of a fan of The Grand Tour because its become kind of obvious that they're too old to actually do much physical stuff like this anymore so they script jokes/hijinks much more heavily, which kinda kills the fun for me.
Personally I wouldn't be affected too much by scripting. A show like Top Gear and Grand Tour is pretty difficult to make as good as it is, and I feel like some scripting is necessary. Apart from season 1 of Grand Tour, i've rarely felt like it intruded it too much, and often they had enough unscripted moments that I still enjoyed it. Even then, in my opinion, at least, they scripted it very well. I can see why someone wouldn't like it, though.
The filming crew had vehicles, horses almost certainly staged
I think it is better to try and not think about it and just buy into it (unless it is super obvious)
it's kinda like wrestling in a way, obviously, you know a lot of stuff isn't real, but a lot of stuff is real and is genuinely dangerous, you enjoy it more if you just buy into it and don't over analyse things.
The horses were obviously set up- they probably had that planned before they even left so they could have them ready but it's the things that happen in between the scripted bits that make it so good.
@@stevenmarsden2257 well regardless it was scripted and such but i always figured the point was for them to make it in those semis by the own means so why boringly use the camera cars
The part where Jeremy walks away, and than they show the dog. 😆 hilarious 1:45
"Jesus! I mean Buddha."😂😂😂
the chemistry between these three is incredible
2:44
So I'm a butler with Parkinsons, and I've got a gun.
“My nadgers are getting a pummeling… Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow” God I can never listen to that without cracking up 😂
"Clarkson!" always cracks me up.
3:05 "hello horse. I shall call you Tesco"
- Jeremy Clarkson
"So they can milk themselves" James May, just brilliant
the end of an era this special made me cry from laughter 3 or 4 times
and there it is when something is good and pays off will never die and these 3 guys dont even need it they are probably richest for life they just enjoy what they do thanks bro giving me hope ;-)
"Right, I'm a butler with Parkinson's, and I've got a gun."
lmao
James trying to control his horse, always got me dying 🤣🤣🤣
i dont watch new top gear it doesnt get any better than the old crew. This new top gear is a joke. Shouls be called reverse gear
It should be called Fifth gear ;-)
We now have them on Grand Tour. You should watch it.
A McDonald or neutral lol
Its literally the same with a different name
I agree. Should be called "Retarded Gear"
4:25 "Jesus... I mean, Buddha" xD
"Hello horse, I shall call you 'Tesco' " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
5:30 I have actually been there, its called lake inlay and it has a floating vilage
These guys had the best adventures ever im so envious
"Ah my nads, aw aw aw aw aw" hahaha =P
I love what he does with James' crane and tent.
5:59 ROFL!
Jeremy: “It may have been insect proof, but sound proof...
James: *snores loud than insect bites*
isn't it funny how the BBC has ads on its UA-cam videos
put on adblock and you will be fine
+Andrew Leech he is saying that because it's illegal for the bbc in the uk
Why is it illegal for BBC to have ads in the UK?
Because everyone in the U.K. Has to pay them by law for their services even if they don't watch TV
What, is TV service paid as part of tax?
"It may have been insect proof, but sound proof no". Great line
6:53 i feel the bad breathing coming out 😂
rest in peace top gear!!!! rest in peace.............!
20.10.2002 - 16.06.2015 †
Started watching The Grand Tour, very pleased. Things are back to the way they should be ; )
MrBlonde294 I loved this show it was so funny and the American version sucks. Why did Jeremy has to punch the guy
MrBlonde294 me thinks too
This on Dave was my childhood
My god, it's been 5 years to the day since it was canceled.
lol CLARKSOON!!!!
So I’m a Butler with Parkinson’s and I’m holding a gun
I also though when Jeremy’s horse wouldn’t move he’d say “the ignition isn’t turning on”
If you spot it just right, you can see genuine shock on James May's face when he spots the horse's gentleman's sausage.
3:59 I loved the terrified look on Jeremy!
"Hello horse, I'm going to call you Tesco"
7:20 - James May: *Clarkson!!!*
If anyone watches Whose line “ I just need to exercise more and I’ve got a gun.”
Clarkson says something like that at 1:35
The trio is still unmatched
'right so i'm a butler with parkinsons and i've got a gun' frickin hilarious
1:36 i was probably laughing for about 8 straight minutes.
"Hello horse I shall call you Tesco" 😂😂
“CLARKSON!”
never get old
the controls of horses are definately something they don't know😂😂😂
i have a reversing horse "pulling in the mouth and squeezing my legs" might be the trick🤣
Hello Horse, I shall call you Tesco!
Classic Clarkson XD
"Jesus! I mean Buddha."
Dead XD Hahahaha
Hammond looks like Robert Downey Jr. in this XD
+Joshua Rosengarten I thought more of Hugh Jackman, at least for the face.
Lolz
Nah he looks like Tony stark
I really miss this show. Best trio ever!!
4:26 the whole village follows them 😂
7:21 *CLARKSON!!!*