15 Minutes of continuous Kuva Zarr reloading to study and relax to

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  • Опубліковано 8 лют 2025
  • Huge shoutout to gigachad ‪@bluprint27‬ for inspiring and motivating me to butter resource into this madness. Sorry I stole the Dev short intro ♥
    Info:
    I have no idea how to edit a video, I opened the windows video edit thingie and pressed some buttons, plz don't be madge
    The Kuva Zarr's reload speed in the modding screen is 31.3 seconds!
    No trees or Lokis were harmed making this video
    If you're reading this, you're cute :3 ♥

КОМЕНТАРІ • 114

  • @bluprint27
    @bluprint27 9 днів тому +333

    damn

    • @DGEddieDGEtm
      @DGEddieDGEtm 8 днів тому +16

      Holy shit it’s the real bluprint

  • @avikarpik
    @avikarpik 9 днів тому +374

    I saw the 4 minute video but that was without riven, and now this? Rebb is genius at generating warframe content.

    • @samyagdrsti
      @samyagdrsti 8 днів тому +31

      The very fact that we, as community, are willing to both produce AND watch both videos speaks for itself.
      Not sure what it says, though.

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 8 днів тому

      ​@@samyagdrsti "Here be perverts'

    • @Surr3alD3sign
      @Surr3alD3sign 8 днів тому +7

      ​@@samyagdrstiit says that we love our dumb memey humor, and it has become a staple trait of the Tenno community to do silly things

    • @CelestialDraconis
      @CelestialDraconis 6 днів тому +1

      Rebb has no idea what she started 🤣

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 6 днів тому

      @@CelestialDraconis She's a community manager and project lead, of course she knows what she's doing

  • @Mello934
    @Mello934 8 днів тому +150

    Warframe players are nothing if not maliciously compliant.

  • @EsperSpirit
    @EsperSpirit 9 днів тому +282

    They should play this in the background of the next dev short 😅

    • @thegrouchization
      @thegrouchization 9 днів тому +42

      They could use it instead of the timer!

    • @FrostedMike
      @FrostedMike 9 днів тому +38

      The stream stops when the Kuva Zarr is fully reloaded.

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 8 днів тому +6

      ​@@FrostedMikeIt finally fires at the camera

    • @Roni77340
      @Roni77340 8 днів тому +2

      Omg pls

    • @balazsdusek
      @balazsdusek 5 днів тому

      this is one of the best ideas to ever idea fr fr

  • @adamswierczynski
    @adamswierczynski 8 днів тому +102

    Because DE commissioned this high art, they owe us a display decoration we can purchase that is a real time gif of one full reload cycle.

  • @darkjak565
    @darkjak565 6 днів тому +26

    This might as well read "Warframe ambience occasionally interrupted by the zarr reload noise"

  • @Surr3alD3sign
    @Surr3alD3sign 8 днів тому +105

    Bro just tricked me into watching 15 minutes of gentle forrest stream audio with an occasional click noise 😂

  • @BiancaRoughFin
    @BiancaRoughFin 10 днів тому +215

    Imagine if there was an Arcane that gave Bonus damage based on the time it takes to fully reload the weapon?

    • @hudsonk1racer
      @hudsonk1racer 10 днів тому +81

      Oneshot literal space gods
      Reload by watching paint dry

    • @Phandemic-hb3sb
      @Phandemic-hb3sb 9 днів тому +13

      Felarx has incarnon perk that increase fire rate on each bullet reloaded it also affected by magazine size

    • @thewarriorcat3271
      @thewarriorcat3271 8 днів тому +11

      ⁠The Felarx also has a “bug” that makes the reload like 3x slower

    • @mr.t0xic100
      @mr.t0xic100 8 днів тому +5

      I feel like since the game reports the reload time incorrectly, it may also fail to function properly for this too, lol

    • @gustavonomegrande
      @gustavonomegrande 8 днів тому +4

      If it's based only on reload time, it could be bypassed by garuda 3 augment.
      If it starts a counter upon starting a reload, stopping on either shooting(for single shell reload weapons that can shoot mid reload) or filling the magazine, it could probably work.

  • @rahrex
    @rahrex 9 днів тому +142

    Damn. Didn't even know you could fail exterminate missions.

    • @hue_lord_4208
      @hue_lord_4208 8 днів тому +23

      I failed a sabotage because I took too long to find the cache for the nightwave bounty

    • @anthai6452
      @anthai6452 8 днів тому +19

      yea if you dont kill any enemy within 15 minutes

    • @hardluckmk.52
      @hardluckmk.52 8 днів тому +7

      I’m pretty sure this only happens on solo mode
      Mainly because now i’m in the habit of being on invite only and hiding my frame when i need to dip

    • @hue_lord_4208
      @hue_lord_4208 8 днів тому +1

      @ nah, it can happen in co-op. I was doing a sabotage (not the same mission, but it probably still applies to all non-endless mission types) with a friend to find caches for the nightwave bounty, but we both had to go afk for unrelated reasons. I came back first after 10 minutes to see a countdown to get to extract and when it reached 0, we failed.
      I dunno if it's because we were afk, or because we cleared the objective and didn't go to extrack for 15 minutes, but it failed us either way.

  • @Rufergerbarij
    @Rufergerbarij 8 днів тому +79

    He just doesn't want to scratch the gun

    • @FlatToast
      @FlatToast 8 днів тому +7

      it's an expensive paintjob

  • @Tangora
    @Tangora 8 днів тому +26

    Look at that subtle hot pink coloring. The tasteful use of an Ammo Pad. Oh my God. It even has Plated Rounds

  • @Waelly17
    @Waelly17 7 днів тому +15

    HES STANDING ON THE OROKIN COLD FLOOR LIKE SUGGESTED YAY

  • @Itharl
    @Itharl 9 днів тому +58

    This is insane, if it weren't for the buff counting down in the upper right corner I would assume this was a meme, but holy shit.

  • @Digimaul
    @Digimaul 8 днів тому +29

    Why did I bother to pause this when I stepped away

  • @adirosstime1774
    @adirosstime1774 9 днів тому +70

    It looks like he's afraid of the gun.

    • @frost7842
      @frost7842 9 днів тому

      Well, he is shoving a lot of explosive balls into a very tight space

  • @taigenraine
    @taigenraine 8 днів тому +16

    Zen and the art of Zarr maintenance.

  • @iwuanadie1058
    @iwuanadie1058 8 днів тому +15

    Meat loki completing the cursed theme

  • @TsubasayaYami
    @TsubasayaYami 9 днів тому +38

    I love this community
    200 riven rolls for a meme xD

  • @TheManOfTheHourEveryHour
    @TheManOfTheHourEveryHour 8 днів тому +12

    Lotus: ...make it longer. Make it longer!
    Me: Yes, Mommy.

  • @gravidust.2
    @gravidust.2 8 днів тому +60

    now do it while slowed by gloom from a teammate

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 8 днів тому +29

      oh god we can't get into simulacrum gaming

    • @zeemgeem
      @zeemgeem 8 днів тому +15

      you'll need a nova and a xaku to keep their 4 up as well. no half measures here

    • @gravidust.2
      @gravidust.2 8 днів тому +3

      Lol, wonder what other ways we can slow it down

    • @finleymorris04
      @finleymorris04 7 днів тому

      Dude it’ll literally take hours

    • @villepore7013
      @villepore7013 7 днів тому +4

      ​@@zeemgeem Xaku with 400% power strength can stop you completely, Vast untime's slow is uncapped

  • @nearthe2nd
    @nearthe2nd 9 днів тому +37

    Still excruciatingly slow on 2x speed.

  • @darkacb8422
    @darkacb8422 7 днів тому +6

    i saw 15 minutes and i knew that it was because of the mission afk timer

  • @dormikdelron
    @dormikdelron 8 днів тому +27

    Your color choices are atrocious. Perfect for this video

  • @zaror211
    @zaror211 6 днів тому +2

    And no premature finishing, just slowly loading your shaft! Pure pleasure XD

  • @clementfermn6711
    @clementfermn6711 7 днів тому +5

    Bro failed the mission before he finished reloading

  • @averyquinn6847
    @averyquinn6847 4 дні тому +1

    orokin in the void : are u done with ur things or should we waiting?

  • @GhostlyPancakeTheOddMancake
    @GhostlyPancakeTheOddMancake 5 днів тому +2

    Dropping an ammo pad mid reload is fucking insane

  • @Ifeno
    @Ifeno 5 днів тому +1

    Love watching the little circle randomly pop in and fill up from time to time. Like, what is it even doing? LOL

  • @julio1759
    @julio1759 8 днів тому +17

    Rebb surely did it on purpose, she knows her communitty, she knows people go thru extreme lenghts for the memes :v
    This is great asmr material baterial, never thought the Slow reloading Kuva Zarr would make me laugh like a dumbass

    • @zerokiller6511
      @zerokiller6511 8 днів тому +6

      they always take it to the digital extreme just for the memes

    • @Alyx-Arroyo
      @Alyx-Arroyo 7 днів тому

      Stop using :v, it isn't funny or desirable.

    • @julio1759
      @julio1759 7 днів тому

      ​@@Alyx-Arroyo :v :v :v :v :v :v :v :v :v :v :v :v :v :v :v :v :v :v :v :v :v :v :v :v

    • @julio1759
      @julio1759 7 днів тому +5

      ​@@Alyx-Arroyo :v does it bother you :v a random on the internet using :v , oh well :v

  • @delcaprascalar1860
    @delcaprascalar1860 7 днів тому +2

    This is like some kind philosophic piece of surrealist art

  • @QuillC
    @QuillC 8 днів тому +6

    This is my new fav genre

  • @xcrimsonlegendx
    @xcrimsonlegendx 9 днів тому +17

    25p Zarr rivens hurts my soul.
    I had unveiled one back when they were 500+ unrolled but decided to hold onto it, then DE nerfed the shit out of AoE and ammo. I still have the damned thing, every time I see it I feel the pain all over again.

    • @ShalomGomez
      @ShalomGomez 8 днів тому +6

      Reminds me of holding stocks thinking the company would pull through 😪

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 8 днів тому +6

      Perpetual gambler L

    • @GatoGuapo
      @GatoGuapo 8 днів тому

      you know what they say: 99% of gamblers quit while they still can!

  • @FlatToast
    @FlatToast 8 днів тому +5

    Real gamers play the whole vid at 0.1x speed

  • @roachprime
    @roachprime 8 днів тому +13

    This is great! Using the ice floor was such a good idea. I wonder if any of the Dragon Keys impact reload speed? Been a while since I've used one, so not sure.

    • @gremlinlux
      @gremlinlux 8 днів тому +5

      Sadly no there's health damage shields and sprint

  • @strahathefleetlord2857
    @strahathefleetlord2857 7 днів тому +2

    All cannon, no ball.

  • @Mr.Hun13r
    @Mr.Hun13r 8 днів тому +2

    I like the loki forest walker fashion frame :D

  • @winty-vm2oh
    @winty-vm2oh 8 днів тому +1

    It takes a whole minute to reload that lmao

  • @v.anatkov2657
    @v.anatkov2657 6 днів тому +1

    This hurts my soul

  • @ShadowMonarch9557
    @ShadowMonarch9557 9 днів тому +4

    This sure is very relaxing lol

  • @Metaretru
    @Metaretru 4 дні тому +1

    The thing that bothers me isn't the pink Zarr or the reload time, its THE GODDAMN LOKI WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING??!!!

    • @Goldy01
      @Goldy01  2 дні тому

      Hey leaf Tree Loki alone :(

  • @k0lliak553
    @k0lliak553 7 днів тому +1

    absolute cinema

  • @unzkipriime4283
    @unzkipriime4283 6 днів тому

    best thing, these things are amazing on garuda with augment

  • @Legion3000
    @Legion3000 7 днів тому

    I think I've completed Warframe's story by the time this Kuva Zarr got reloaded... Crazy...

  • @PeriodicallyRational
    @PeriodicallyRational 9 днів тому +3

    I love this video

  • @MangoeSundae
    @MangoeSundae 9 днів тому +2

    Mokujin cosplay going hard

  • @liba_cutis
    @liba_cutis 6 днів тому +1

    legendary

  • @crowthirdteen3745
    @crowthirdteen3745 6 днів тому +1

    A year into this community and did not expected less when I heard her saying this . 😂
    I was like well you should know whit your community your gonna see something way worse then 10sec

  • @gurta7101
    @gurta7101 8 днів тому +2

    this is masterpiece 😂

  • @vetricanthbarrhead3055
    @vetricanthbarrhead3055 9 днів тому +8

    I love you

    • @Goldy01
      @Goldy01  2 дні тому +1

      I love you too, random internet stranger ♥

  • @meragog30
    @meragog30 10 днів тому +18

    Should've used normal Zarr for dispo and roll for mag size ammo max and minus reload, that would be the longest reload possible without trying for max values in those stats on riven, just like mom wanted.

    • @Goldy01
      @Goldy01  10 днів тому +32

      Since the same thing came up on reddit, I'll copypasta this:
      The normal Zarr actually just reaches 25.9 seconds reload time in the modding screen, as opposed to Kuva Zarr's 31.3 seconds, since its reload speed is 50% faster by default!
      Max ammo roll isn't needed for the normal Zarr due to its high 60(!) base max ammo, and wouldn't bypass the need for an ammo pizza on the Kuva Zarr regardless.
      But nice thinking!

  • @madamthulhu7856
    @madamthulhu7856 9 днів тому +8

    it's not even playing the sound 😂

  • @najkiyy
    @najkiyy 6 днів тому

    when I set the video go 2x speed I literally noticed no difference

  • @datwitchyswordfan
    @datwitchyswordfan 7 днів тому

    0:01 As a Hollow Knight fan and Warframe fan, I must say, that poster in the back had me terribly aroused.

  • @angrypicture6155
    @angrypicture6155 8 днів тому +1

    Oh great heavens

  • @YumLemmingKebabs
    @YumLemmingKebabs 8 днів тому +1

    Slower! We need to use friendly fire to get SLOWER!

  • @AzurKutsuu
    @AzurKutsuu 5 днів тому

    In the time of watching this video.. I've discovered the Strun Wraith has 10 magazine size... and 5s reload... can we... make this even SLOWER

  • @misu1200
    @misu1200 8 днів тому +1

    i think you can make it even slower in simulacrum with a jade slowing you, but i havent tested it myself

  • @A_Game_Zone
    @A_Game_Zone 7 днів тому

    Atleast u edited it.
    I upload mine without any edit at all!

  • @waechter13
    @waechter13 7 днів тому

    ReloadingZarr%

  • @blanco1co1t
    @blanco1co1t 8 днів тому +3

    saw you talk about this vid in wf region chat

  • @Bridget26758
    @Bridget26758 8 днів тому +1

    Hmm... Still not slow enough probably.

  • @haloofthesun
    @haloofthesun 4 дні тому +1

    :3

  • @jerzymichalski489
    @jerzymichalski489 3 дні тому

    Siemanko helo siemanko

  • @kebabdevourer8162
    @kebabdevourer8162 8 днів тому +2

    I feel like is cheating with the orokin slow pads but I'll allow it

  • @casskylla4961
    @casskylla4961 8 днів тому +2

    Lowkey want to do this in a public lobby 😂

    • @jameskirkland3187
      @jameskirkland3187 7 днів тому +1

      Stands just outside extraction.
      Types in chat: Wait let me reload first.

    • @casskylla4961
      @casskylla4961 6 днів тому

      @jameskirkland3187 genius!

  • @goosesomeoneadoptedgoose9583
    @goosesomeoneadoptedgoose9583 8 днів тому

    WHATS THE BUILD

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