@Jorge Ishaan What do you get out of spamming this bot message on youtube comments, it isn't funny and the most you get out of it is some stupid kid who clicks on whatever you want them to click. . .
If anybody is interested, as mentioned in the description this was loosely based off a Warhammer 40k novel series called "Ciaphas Cain" so if you're bored I'd highly suggest giving the audio book a try! Also as I brought up we're recruiting for those who are looking for a good community, link in the description!
Nice, some friends and me have been running a GSC campaign using the inquisitor tabletop game, worst we've faced so far would be either an Aboration or a sentinel Loader piloted by an insane priest
Commandant! Saying anything other then “Oh MY God Emperor” will be considered heresy, this is your first & final warning. - But very entertaining video.
@@rinnekojin2813 The emperor introduced The Imperial Truth a Atheist ideology, banning & destroying all religions.. But once he “sacrificed” himself at the end of the Horus Heresy The imperial Creed was created declaring him the one & true god..
'When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt, run in little circles, wave your arms and shout.' - parody of the Litany of Command, popular among commissar cadets
I'd love to see you play with ZF, Cadian XXTH (especially them boys) and nordern's units, it would be really incredible if all four units made an operation together, the sight of all four units together would mke me click 5 thousand times on that vid
@@thedoctorss69Indeed! haha a fustercluck indeed, although with enough organization it could make a functional, fun op, that would be beautiful to watch
@@theweirdcanadian5247 Can we just toss the therussianbadger and his buddies into this as chaos undivided? Commisar digby: "this is our target. Spencario badger. He is extremely dangerous, and travels with an entourage of fellow heretics. I will be honest, this is a missio from which, not all of us might return. But do not let that dissuade you, for it is our duty to the emperor to bring these traitorous bastards down, even at the cost of our own lives. Emperor protects."
1:48 "Like Mike Rowe on Dirty Jobs." I would pay real money to see a Inquisitor Mike Rowe show. It would just be Mike being him self with his pleasant demeanor, wonderful voice and his positive informative attitude WHILE BLAMMING HERITICS! And the show would STILL be called Dirty Jobs!
God. No matter what mods they use, whatever mod they get the plasma guns from makes them sound so good. They sound so satisfying to fire along with every other weapon in the mods.
I'd like to submit new names for No Man's Land. 1. No Person's Land 2. The Shit. 3. Pew Pew Boom Town 4. Khorn's Crossing 5. Hell's Trailer Park. 6. Portland. 7. Go There And You Die, Guardsman. 8. Not Where Ciaphus Is. 9. Ow, Fuck. 10. Happy Town USA.
Guardsmen: Fucked. Space Marines: Also fucked but more epic about it. Navy: Yeah they're around, somewhere, also getting fucked. Emperor: Having a nap in his armchair. Welcome, to 40K.
as you were describing this I was like 'is this just gravalax?' and then I saw the 'lightly inspired off the wonderful novel series "Ciaphas Cain"' and I was like ah yes, that makes sense
Do you by chance ever do VR stuff, or ever think about doing such? If you want something that's 40k related, I recommend you join a VRChat 40k PC group. It's desktop friendly as well if you don't have a VR headset.
I would love to see like 30 minute videos of this stuff or maybe even recording the whole session or something. Your work is amazing, both in these little shorts and especially in the HAARP series.
Does accusing me of heresy immediately force me to like the video? Yes. Am I now terrified they'll send an inquisitor after me if I don't? Very much so...
"Honey, it's 4pm; time for your plasma-flattening session."
"Yes, Guardsman."
nice pfp
“Casuality rate: 95%. Mission Status: VICTORY.”
IMPERIUM VICTOR
Death Korps: "99.5% casualty. Mission Status: OVERWHELMING VICTORY"
Less causalities then expected.
@@doesnormalityexist reduce the amount of soldiers by 50% for the next battle. no need for overwhelming victories. XP
"Casualty Rate: 99%"
*Mission Status: ABSOLUTE VICTORY!*
"its alright, they ran out of ammo" that is sort of a guardsman phrase to hear isn't it?
It is one of the most guardsman thing to say or hear.
Right next to, "Handle it!"
They can't kill all of us.
@@shishoka A fellow All Guardsmen Party fan!
When they run down the tunnel and get blasted by Multilaser fire.. Astartes flashbacks commence
RIP astartes
Say hello to Astartes ll. Only on Warhammer+… sigh
@@kuehnjakob for the love of christ i hope youre joking
@@MrHocotateFreight sry to be the bearer of bad news, buddy. It's definitely confirmed, was in their lineup/reveal video.
@@MrHocotateFreight nope, they killed allllllllll the animators, the message is clear, join or die
That moment when they were all shredded by the multi-Las. By the emporer that was brutal.
True terror is walking down a cramped tunnel, then seeing an enemy multi-las emplacement at the end
This is the guardsmen experience...that being dying for The Emperor of course
Ah yes, the true guardsmen experience. Dying in droves.
@Jorge Ishaan What do you get out of spamming this bot message on youtube comments, it isn't funny and the most you get out of it is some stupid kid who clicks on whatever you want them to click. . .
I’m running a Warhammer list with only guardsman no tanks nothing but bodies I know this feeling well
Acceptable Losses
better getting shot by a tau and dying quickly than getting eaten by a hormagaunt and dying slowly
"run into a not so friendly genestealer cult while dealing with a tau incident"
sounds alot like this one warhammer 40k novel im reading...
This op is based on ciaphas Cain tbf
If anybody is interested, as mentioned in the description this was loosely based off a Warhammer 40k novel series called "Ciaphas Cain" so if you're bored I'd highly suggest giving the audio book a try! Also as I brought up we're recruiting for those who are looking for a good community, link in the description!
I absolutely love the series. I've read every novel and short-story that Sandy Mitchell has written about Cain.
wheres jurgen
🎶Ci ci ci Ciphas Cain hero of the imperium!!! 🎶
@@UNION_JACK_THE_RIPPER being sweaty and gross with a porno-slate in the corner
ohh, caves of ice?
I'm playing a sergeant/brawler in an Tyranid campaign in Only War.
So I saw "Gene Stealers" and hit the button instantly.
Nice, some friends and me have been running a GSC campaign using the inquisitor tabletop game, worst we've faced so far would be either an Aboration or a sentinel Loader piloted by an insane priest
The exterminatus button, right?
Most based fucking comment in this entire comment section.
Commandant! Saying anything other then “Oh MY God Emperor” will be considered heresy, this is your first & final warning. - But very entertaining video.
I believe he allowed Christianity so just God is fine
@@rinnekojin2813 The emperor introduced The Imperial Truth a Atheist ideology, banning & destroying all religions.. But once he “sacrificed” himself at the end of the Horus Heresy The imperial Creed was created declaring him the one & true god..
'When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt, run in little circles, wave your arms and shout.'
- parody of the Litany of Command, popular among commissar cadets
And Ciaphas Cain, Hero of the Imperium!!
This holds the same energy as the Cadian XXth self-made anthem
Spicy was all like: “I'M READY! HOW 'BOUT YOU?!"
12:40 COMMISSAR! That man has been touch by the warp
i love these high casualty games!
The God emperor approves
When the Guard is involved, it's always a high casualty game
The commissar approves as well.
Kriege approves this game
If it's not high casualty something is severely wrong
I'd love to see you play with ZF, Cadian XXTH (especially them boys) and nordern's units, it would be really incredible if all four units made an operation together, the sight of all four units together would mke me click 5 thousand times on that vid
I agree you could say it'd be a flustercluck led by the one the only commissar digby!
@@thedoctorss69Indeed! haha a fustercluck indeed, although with enough organization it could make a functional, fun op, that would be beautiful to watch
ZF is chaos by themselves
XXth is general tomfoolery
Nordern's boys are shenanigans
Them together are fucking WILD
@@thedyingmeme6 Yeah...and that's exactly why I want to see a collab
@@theweirdcanadian5247
Can we just toss the therussianbadger and his buddies into this as chaos undivided?
Commisar digby: "this is our target. Spencario badger. He is extremely dangerous, and travels with an entourage of fellow heretics. I will be honest, this is a missio from which, not all of us might return. But do not let that dissuade you, for it is our duty to the emperor to bring these traitorous bastards down, even at the cost of our own lives. Emperor protects."
1:48 "Like Mike Rowe on Dirty Jobs." I would pay real money to see a Inquisitor Mike Rowe show. It would just be Mike being him self with his pleasant demeanor, wonderful voice and his positive informative attitude WHILE BLAMMING HERITICS! And the show would STILL be called Dirty Jobs!
The fact i can see this so clearly says either something about me or Mike Rowe
2:42 When someone says "make way for the plasma gun", this is why.
Gets hot!
God. No matter what mods they use, whatever mod they get the plasma guns from makes them sound so good. They sound so satisfying to fire along with every other weapon in the mods.
5:20 Making the enemy run out of ammo is a Guardsman's noble duty!
6:13 Random (non existing) Commissar: "I don't recall giving you permission to die here Guardsman... NOW STAND AND FIGHT!"
Watching these sort of games makes it easier to imagine the constant high casualty rates in 40k lore.
Love the lasguns causing a strobe effect in the tunnels.
i love how jay gets a clear view of the turret before it clears the hall
"Buuurn ~ in~ HOOLY FIRE!!!!!" 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
This episode really made my day, thank you.
12:41 Look at that neck stretch. HE IS A GENESTEALER!
I'd like to submit new names for No Man's Land.
1. No Person's Land
2. The Shit.
3. Pew Pew Boom Town
4. Khorn's Crossing
5. Hell's Trailer Park.
6. Portland.
7. Go There And You Die, Guardsman.
8. Not Where Ciaphus Is.
9. Ow, Fuck.
10. Happy Town USA.
Every time I see that flamer I'm like "Now that's a heavy flamer."
Ah, the glorious, bug-infested mess that is Arma, and the glorious, bug-invested mess that is the 40k universe.
Truly, a match made in heaven. 😍
Nah its a match made in hell or the warp either or
Someone needs to get the Death Korps involved. We need artillery, death, and shovels. Oh lots of shovels.
When you poke a genestealer cultist with a bayonet and he deflates...you may have fallen for a decoy :P.
13:46 stand and gaze upon the heretic cleansed by his holy flame, gaze and rejoice at service fulfilled
Sweet reminder genestealers can shred through terminator armor like toilet paper, bayonet bois "lets charge anyway".
I saw the title and i just could swear that they were playing as Death korps of Krieg, You know since they are crazy enough to charge Khorne himself
Reminds me of the new Warhammer game coming out.
A glorious charge by the Emperor's own. Well done guardsmen.
Good lord how is your arma so *smooth*? It's beautiful.
Normally you'd want to engage genestealers at a distance, but since a lasgun is basically a flashlight, I understand why you didn't.
Damn, i missed 3 weeks of uploads. I've now watched all the new videos, and they were all great! Keep up the good work my man!
For a second I thought those genestealer crowds were a bunch of poxwalkers
You're insane you let your friend get eaten by a group of zombies!! xD
Guardsmen: Fucked.
Space Marines: Also fucked but more epic about it.
Navy: Yeah they're around, somewhere, also getting fucked.
Emperor: Having a nap in his armchair.
Welcome, to 40K.
So nice to see my Valhallans in action
Thanks for making them Soko
These videos are legitimately amazing don't stop
5:41
Me when my strategy fails against girls in a nerf war but we have plan B
40k Player: multi lasers suck
ARMA 3 40k Guardsmen: Oh Fuck it's a multi laser!
How very true
This looks like a BLAST, pun intended
Finally, someone other than rimmy down under!
Not that he's had or anything
Multilasers are terrifying in this mod
4:45 kinda feels like that mass effect 3 section where you storm the base on Mars and there's this big gun and you gotta run between cover
Finally!! I love me some genestealers
Hold on to your wranglers !
my favorite part is hearing all the game chatter and listening to the srtuff people make up on the spot
If we throw enough Guardsmen at them, maybe our enemies will drown in their blood.
as you were describing this I was like 'is this just gravalax?' and then I saw the 'lightly inspired off the wonderful novel series "Ciaphas Cain"' and I was like ah yes, that makes sense
This campaign was based on a Commisar Cain book I think
Do you by chance ever do VR stuff, or ever think about doing such? If you want something that's 40k related, I recommend you join a VRChat 40k PC group. It's desktop friendly as well if you don't have a VR headset.
So this is how it would have gone without ciaphus Cain
6:14 I can't remember laughing that hard at fire
*sees video*
"Meh lets see"
"Not liking the video is heresy..."
*likes immediately*
exactly, good job guardsman
12:40 didn't know giraffes could become guardsmen
Me: *reads title*
Also me: FIXED BAYONETS!
Brother, get the flamer. THE HEAVY FLAMER
I would love to see like 30 minute videos of this stuff or maybe even recording the whole session or something. Your work is amazing, both in these little shorts and especially in the HAARP series.
Hey Gordan about that beer I owe you.
when i saw that multi laser at the end of the tunnel, i chouldnt stop thinking Astartes XD
Ikr
'Genestealers' NO THOSE ARE MY JEANS LEAVE THEM ALONE
*JEAN STEALERS!* come to steal your JEANS!!!
- cue man-tyrranid hybrid running away with my pants
I need this in my life.
Jay's old intro's were so professional
Best imperial tactic: making yourself into a meat barricade
Casualty rate: 99% VICTORY!
By shovel or bayonet!!! Ave Imperator!!!
Okay... this here made me get Arma
Brother, get the Flamer....The Heavy Flamer.
Wouldn’t have hose problems if you were a Krieger, shovels and lasguns galore!!!
You guys should try the Imperial Conquest 40k mod. It adds STEEL LEGION and a bunc of other stuff
Haven't heard of it, will look into it!
@@RubixRaptor steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2161719492 Here it is in case you can't find it :)
yo this was posted on my birthday, cool!
I liked this video because I don't want to be accused of Heresy (Hail, Slaanish).
hive city man would be epic in this
this is roughly the plot of a ciaphas cain story
These genestealers stole my jeans as well as my genes
This looks like such a fun group 😄
Mmmmm yes, rubix upload
Does accusing me of heresy immediately force me to like the video? Yes.
Am I now terrified they'll send an inquisitor after me if I don't? Very much so...
"For the Greater Good!"
Tau are the best.
Heretic
This operation should be a warhammer movie/animation
Man glad he put in that heresy part almost forgot to like lol
With every guardsmen that dies ten thousand will replace him.
"primarch of the genestealer cult"
about that beer i owed ya
Tunnel snakes rule!
Any chance of seeing Spicy's POV as he gets swarmed? xD
always bring a bullgryn with a slab shield for tunnel clearing.....
PURG IN HOLY FIRE
Gahd damn i love the emperor!
im no heretic!!!!! *furiously clicks the like button*
HHHHHHHHEEEEEEERRRRRRRAAAAASSSSSSYYYYYYY!
Absolute madlads.
Great video! for the life of me i can't recognise the map with the cave tunnel on O.o
*Reads title* ...Sounds like either Valhallan or Krieg.