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You missed one: If there's some bullshit going on in the Tower, you HAVE to join in. Even if you're in a hurry or have a team waiting for you. If there's a bunch of guardians running around ducking and standing up, you do it too. If guardians are forming a big band consisting of emotes, you better slap on your best music-related emote too. The only exception is that if someone is doing the colored ball challenge, DO NOT INTERFERE.
The Protect the new light rule is one of my favourites. I have been a Hunter main since D1 dark below and it always warms my heart to see new players running about the cosmodrome for the first time like i did all those years ago. Ill usually jump into whatever public event they are doing and show them how to make it Heroic, give them an In-game hug at the end and head off to do what i was there to do. Gotta protect ya guardians out there :)
I often go into The Disgraced strike specifically to give new lights a great first strike experience. This game needs all the new players it can get and I remember 1000s of hours ago when I was new having to run after higher level players killing everything before I can get to it thinking what the hell is this game. New Lights need help and encouragement.
Whenever I sherpa Last Wish, after Shuro Chi I tell new lights that if they walk down the stairs right after, they get an emblem. They get to the bottom and say "I didn't get it" and I'm like "Well you didn't touch each and every single step, you gotta do it again" lol
It gets worse when team"mates" ask you to use lunafactions with it. They ruin both your sanity by enforcing the most boring super in the game on you, alongside with one of the worst looking exotics to pair with it.
Also, I'mma add one. Always wait for your teammates in dares. If they fail the jump in the beggining, wait for them to do it again. Wait. Be a gentleman and that daree game is gg.
The Vex portal in Garden is my favourite one. I'll even go through it first because they think it's a trick, but if you walk slowly, you can just stand on the edge of the portal. Meanwhile, they'll just jump through it like the previous rule said and fall to their doom 😅
i love doing exactly this, i always stay on that ledge just after you teleport and crouch so teammates just run right over me, funniest shit to do to someone in lfg
Wall of punchy doors in Pit is my favorite. You gotta tell time that they have to figure out which door is the right one. Just keep trying doors until you get it right man, only way to do it.
my favorite way of doing this is to just hit the new lights with the old "follow me" and use warlock strafe glide to jump through, hover for a sec, then come back to give the blueberries that wonderful false sense of security
Use your light to keep the kinderguardians safe. Don’t look down on a fellow guardian unless you are helping them to their feet and handing them their weapon to get them back in the fight.
I’m still very much a new light despite me having a lot of good things in the game for instance triple stats so my veteran friend always flames me for not know all the bosses moves etc 😭
@@6SleepySpades9This is me tho. I’ve played since D1 but with the amount of breaks I took and then social anxiety stopping me from doing anything more than a few strikes ONCE, I’ve been asked if I bought my account 😂 Nah, I just was around long enough to collect exotics, season pass stuff etc. I’ve done all of two strikes before being scared off the Vanguard playlist. I spend my time doing dailies, solo campaign and unranked Crucible lmao
It’s awesome carrying a new light. I was carried when I first came to the game, and I never realized how good I had it. Later, I returned the favour for the Red War campaign with the new lights, IT WAS HILARIOUS
For the new light Warlocks, you don’t have to run well of radiance. It’s something the community asks for consistently but not at all an obligation. Most will need it because survival skills in the player base is terrible. But always remember, it’s your choice. They can’t rage if you have other classes you’d like to use. Just be mindful it might hard to find a group if you’re solo, though.
For new light Warlocks, I'd say focus on learning Voidwalker first, it has the best sustain with devour and is just great at dishing out damage in general. Remember the golden rule, look out for number one.
I don’t even notice when people don’t run it. I’d actually rather them not. I hate when people say warlocks have to run well of radiance because that’s not why I play warlock.
@@7ukaa Voidwalker requires the least amount of complex buildcrafting. It is THE BEST class for new warlocks, no question. There is a reason Vanilla D2 gave it to you FIRST
as long as I participated in D2 raids, I have always been the Warlock with the Div, well and Phoenix Protocol. It's the only thing people asked me for 😅since I'm willing to do so in contrast to the majority
You are OBLIGATED to tell the new raider that you need to interact with the orb of blight during war priest in order to get a triumph that increases the drop chance of Touch Of Malice.
As a first time viewer, this might be the best introduction to your channel I could have ever had. Insanely hilarious and relatable (especially that "slide jump and run in the tower" rule).
Some rules you forgot: - If your in a 1v3 in trials, you cant clutch, and they have bubble titans just kill yourself, don’t go for the clutch if they are just gonna use u for super. - if your not running meta make sure to complain because people are meta slaves (pvp) -if you are running meta complain to your teammates for running goofy builds (pvp) - If your an experienced pve player always try to make life as easy as possible for whoever your raiding with + an added bonus if you impress the new lights with a crazy skip or trick. (My favorite tricks for impressing the newlights: blinkskating the king fall parkour, solo oracles, duo chasm, and going as fast as possible in Vow for no reason.
When I played D2 religiously (mostly from Forsaken to the end of WQ), I always had an unreasonabke urge to help new lights in any way possible. This led to the creation of my favorate playstyle, the Pocket Medic. A Hunter class setup whos sole objective was to revive downed players in as speedy of a time as possible. The launch of strand brought this build to it's peak before I lost intrest in grinding away at the game all the time.
Okay so here we go, I have an amazing Divinity loadout. Triple 100 for well, nade, and resilience. I have the cenotaph mask and a few other handy items. I personally love running Divinity. I know it’s not the best weaken option anymore but the huge crit is amazing for your team and it still hits well on its own. But I’ve also practiced the art of throwing a nade after reload perfectly and getting a stray rocket shot. Using Div is an art
I like to stop and salute new lights when I run into them at the EDZ or Cosmodrome. They must be wondering what the heck a random player was doing that but they don’t know the huge adventure/grind they have ahead of them if they decide to continue playing D2 😊
When you got to the "You must emote on the final chest. Bonus points for spamming your abilities, super, and heavy/special ammo" I was like "He's right, though, I must do this.... I can never not do this..."
protect the new light is one of my favorite mini games when i am doing weapon bounties or can’t sleep. it always entertains me when i get matched with new lights in strikes. I try to make sure they get the highest kills
1:44 Warlock main here. I do have a Healbot build with Well of Radiance, being Phoenix Protocol/Lumina, but I also carry Promethium Spurs for if there's already a WoR Warlock in the group, that way I can provide some extra burst DPS and clearing ads means I can act as an offhealer in a pinch thanks to my daybreak kills creating rifts. I usually only run healbot if I have a friend or two with me though, since most blueberries just... run out of the well, even during boss fights. If I'm rolling with Blueberries, the Stormdancers Brace and Stormtrance is coming out, or geomag stabilizers if I want to melt the boss with chaos reach. For Contraverse Hold comes out for Voidwalker, and Claws of Ahamkara for Stasis/Strand.
I usually don't follow the "rules" of a community, but these are too good to pass up. When Samus, myself, is showing others or Sherpa a raid or something, I do these as well.
I have found that a lot of my friends will go AFK to go to the restroom or go get food. I don’t think anyone has come back to their guardian being alive
For jumping through portals, there was a glitch i think with Eris' HELM portal where when i jumped through i didn't teleport and just hit the wall behind it.
On the topic of Well, I think it doesn’t need a nerf until other support supers are buffed, or we get new support supers. If we could, say, shoot through a Ward of Dawn, then we’d have options. Well is only really good because it’s the only real support super. When you really think about it, if Well gets nerfed, people are still going to take it in to raids as the primary option. You can’t nerf things without providing some sort of alternative and Ward of Dawn just ain’t it unless we get a buff or exotic that allows us to shoot through it.
Shooting through WoD would be great, but that's why we have Sentinel Shield now. It may not provide as much protection but you can still provide protection, from the front in a wide area, as well as it buffing shots that go through it, I'd say throw on Ursa Furiosa but looking at the exotic now (As I haven't used it for a good while) It seems like they changed it. I remember it providing super energy while you're super was active, which could extend how long it lasted, but it seems either I'm misremembering it or they changed it like I said to only provide up to 50% of your super bar after it ends.
Especially tell other people to get their damage up if you didn't actually get to a damage phase but you did get a tiny bit of damage through the mechanics so its effectively your 0.1% compared to their 0.0%.
as a div main, my divinity is already equipped and ready to go without my team having to say anything, yeah i dont have funny dps numbers but i set the bar for being an waste if anyone dps numbers lower down anywhere near mine, and secondly i dont have to worry about out dps'ing anyone else to be the best because im still contributing in a very helpful way, not to mention mastering the tricky div tap to maximize ammo usage perfectly without losing its crit cage
Going somewhere like the cosmodrome and doing public events with new lights when you have high level gear is so fun, watching them be in awe after seeing you instantly kill an entire wave is such a unique feeling.
I disagree with one of your rules. I think it’s an unwritten rule that you can’t bring food at the start of something like a raid so you can annoy everyone by getting up to go get some right after a wipe. You can start with drinks, especially alcohol, but no food.
Warlock must using well of radiance…….yeah, definitely not me. I mean come on, warlock’s super is powerful as well, super such as nova bomb, stormcaller(with the geomag stabilizer), or nova warp can also create huge damage to the enemy. I’m not sure how many warlocks out there also has the similar though like me, but warlock should use the super they feel comfortable or match their play style, not by other people’s demands
9:24 uh oh lol I was today years old when I found out that if one player picks up green ammo, then no one else can lol I don't think I ever steal it because I pick them up in the backfield, but glad I know now
During a Last Wish run you need to tell blueberries about the secret emblem unlocked by slowly walking down the staircase after Shuro Chi, jumping or sprinting will lose it and you have to go back up and start again.
i mess around on cosmodrome all the time cause its a easy way to speed through the battle pass well and from time to time I help new lights find the enemy loops where you can basically keep running in a circle and speed through weapon kill challenges like "get 40 hand cannon kills" I don't know if it helps them but it makes me feel good.
When it comes to the “he’s one shot” usually if the opponent isn’t one shot when you see him then he’s already regened bc you were to slow or he ran to a healing nade or rift. I never have used that callout unless shields are destroyed and usually tm8s are to far and he regens by the time they are there. You should only commit to a one shot callout if 2 conditions are met usually. 1 you know your tm8 well and how they call things out bc everyone is slightly different and 2 if you are less than roughly 20 meters from tm8 then you have the go ahead if both are checked if not well then it’s your call in the moment. Anytime I follow those 2 rules I usually end up with a cleanup kill 80-90% of the time. Not sure how good that advice will work for others but that playstyle was enough to 2 man to ascendent. (Yes Ik I focused on one of many points just countering with my experience and what has worked for me.)
exactly, If they call out hes 1 shot, you have 4 seconds at most before hes at full hp and people underestimate how long it takes to get to the enemy. If they call out he's one shot and you cant turn the corner and shoot, its too late. If you are further than turning the corner and you commit, at that point its your fault.
As someone who had a warlock phase, I will never talk shit to voidwanker or other subclass unless they aren't holding their own. If the team wipes a few times I might suggest well, but I know how annoying it is to have everyone going REEEEE because THEY can't stay alive without YOUR well.
If I ever get teabagged on in PvP, I take every single chance to teabag back. If I’m way up close, I even go the extra step to do the Selfie Emote with their ghost
I really wish ward still gave a slightly better damage buff compared to well. I used to love running it to free up our warlocks but now there’s no point
You forgot one of the best ones! After the taniks reborn encounter when you have to drop down in the floor and run to the airlock, you HAVE to get there first and throw glacier grenades and/or use eager edge swords to block everyone else from getting to safety. Also, I often say “welp, there goes our petras” after the first death especially if it’s any other raid but last wish.
8:40 absulotely, it wasnt hilarious when my grapple stuck to a guardian that just got killed by a rocket, causing me to fly off in a tottally random direction, ending up in my death, and all my teammates that witnessed that... Wait...
9:19 you also forgot: leave a PVE match if you're not doing the more damage then everyone else right out of the gate and beating the other guardians in a self proclaimed race
If someone is new to a raid and you need to interact with something or go pass a threshold we tell them "Go touch the butt" then we gasp and say "He touched the butt 😱" 🤣💀
The fun rule is the reason that I only play PvP when momentum is around. I’m just trying to meme around with Cerberus +1 and skyburners. If I do that in normal PvP there’s just no chance I’ll be anything other than bottom of the leaderboard
I don't care if people steal my tangles when I'm running Titan or Warlock, but DO NOT take my tangles if I'm playing Hunter. I know they're fun to throw and it's hard to resist, but trust me, a Hunter can do more with them than you can. We can turn them into spinning beyblades of death, you cannot. If you still want to throw things and make explosions, just equip one of the orb generation mods from the seasonal artifact. It's super easy to make exploding orbs, especially if you're running a solar subclass with Sunshot.
Snap on tables for your chair on raid nights are so goated to hold your food or snacks or just to provide more ways to rest your hands. I personally get tired of sitting in one place too long so I keep a fidget toy and snacks
A buddy of mine who mains hunter is almost always the first to die, and he always hears "there goes flawless" even though it wasn't even a thought going into it
The only exceptions to the no yoink rule is if the player landing the kill isn’t running a special weapon, or the player that made the tangle used a weapon effect or artifact mod to make the tangle
I personally love being Div bitch, I'm a PvPer at heart and can't be bothered to farm all the necessary PvE god rolls, so Div is my way to still contribute! :D
A personal exception to the stair rule in the tower and elsewhere. Hunters do not touch stairs, they are evil and will break your ankles. Always jump up or down stairs touching them as little as possible.
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Just say you can’t cook
@@YoinkyaNuts I actually enjoy cooking but these meals are legit very good and way faster than preparing stuff yourself
@@PattycakesGaming just sounds lazy. If you got money to buy pre made meals, you got money to go shop for your own groceries. Getting exercise won’t hurt you as well. I’ve seen y’all at those destiny events and stuff. If you had to pull yourself up, you’d fail.
@PattycakesGaming bro are u just gonna take that cuz me personally that's wild bro just dissed you so hard you fell into 2 different depressions
Off-main jump deaths are definitely a thing. As a warlock main, my biggest fear when I switch to Titan is a gap longer than my single jump. 😅
Hunter main playing Warlock..."Why am I just floating here, I'm a literal target for everything! Land already!"
i feel the same about the inverse. i'm a titan main and i find myself going the absolute WRONG direction any time i try and use the warlock glide.
@youtubeaccount3384 right, and then my dodge lays a fkn well haha
As a Titan main, my first Warlock jump always leads to a slow floaty death.
When I float down to the abyss because I pressed the jump .02 seconds late.
You missed one: If there's some bullshit going on in the Tower, you HAVE to join in. Even if you're in a hurry or have a team waiting for you. If there's a bunch of guardians running around ducking and standing up, you do it too. If guardians are forming a big band consisting of emotes, you better slap on your best music-related emote too. The only exception is that if someone is doing the colored ball challenge, DO NOT INTERFERE.
Is anyone still doing the colored ball challenge legitimately tho? The balls are so damn laggy, i went to just pull out my ghost at the spots.
@@EinfachValle91I do it legitimately despite the balls falling off the edge I'll sit there for ages doing it lol
We just be chilling at the group tower meeting
What’s the ball challenge?
@@Mrsir529 the purple ball that's in the tower has a secret easter egg you can do to get a bigger ball to spawn
The Protect the new light rule is one of my favourites. I have been a Hunter main since D1 dark below and it always warms my heart to see new players running about the cosmodrome for the first time like i did all those years ago. Ill usually jump into whatever public event they are doing and show them how to make it Heroic, give them an In-game hug at the end and head off to do what i was there to do. Gotta protect ya guardians out there :)
And some years after that, he is going to remember it and doing the same to other new lights
Then there's players like me, who have builds that are just too powerful nowadays to run around the cosmodrome helping them lol
@@Moonlight-ux5ln leave some work for them to learn the mechanics😂
I often go into The Disgraced strike specifically to give new lights a great first strike experience. This game needs all the new players it can get and I remember 1000s of hours ago when I was new having to run after higher level players killing everything before I can get to it thinking what the hell is this game. New Lights need help and encouragement.
Aww I'm a new light but I picked up pretty quickly and the community is amazing so far
Whenever I sherpa Last Wish, after Shuro Chi I tell new lights that if they walk down the stairs right after, they get an emblem.
They get to the bottom and say "I didn't get it" and I'm like "Well you didn't touch each and every single step, you gotta do it again" lol
Born to Nova. Destined to Well.
No
*Stormtrances to clean the room, no enemys left to need a Well*
Not using Well. I'm not here to babysit 5 people and make sure they have decent damage.
Born to shade for to well
It gets worse when team"mates" ask you to use lunafactions with it. They ruin both your sanity by enforcing the most boring super in the game on you, alongside with one of the worst looking exotics to pair with it.
Im so tired of everyone telling me to use well when THEY ARENT DOING IT EITHER lol@@TheEbonyWarrior
Also, I'mma add one. Always wait for your teammates in dares. If they fail the jump in the beggining, wait for them to do it again. Wait. Be a gentleman and that daree game is gg.
The Vex portal in Garden is my favourite one. I'll even go through it first because they think it's a trick, but if you walk slowly, you can just stand on the edge of the portal. Meanwhile, they'll just jump through it like the previous rule said and fall to their doom 😅
i love doing exactly this, i always stay on that ledge just after you teleport and crouch so teammates just run right over me, funniest shit to do to someone in lfg
Wall of punchy doors in Pit is my favorite. You gotta tell time that they have to figure out which door is the right one. Just keep trying doors until you get it right man, only way to do it.
my favorite way of doing this is to just hit the new lights with the old "follow me" and use warlock strafe glide to jump through, hover for a sec, then come back to give the blueberries that wonderful false sense of security
Use your light to keep the kinderguardians safe. Don’t look down on a fellow guardian unless you are helping them to their feet and handing them their weapon to get them back in the fight.
I’m still very much a new light despite me having a lot of good things in the game for instance triple stats so my veteran friend always flames me for not know all the bosses moves etc 😭
@@6SleepySpades9This is me tho. I’ve played since D1 but with the amount of breaks I took and then social anxiety stopping me from doing anything more than a few strikes ONCE, I’ve been asked if I bought my account 😂 Nah, I just was around long enough to collect exotics, season pass stuff etc. I’ve done all of two strikes before being scared off the Vanguard playlist. I spend my time doing dailies, solo campaign and unranked Crucible lmao
Nah I mock noobs and talk shit about how bad they are and how they don’t know anything about the game
Kinderguardians is a great phrase
It’s awesome carrying a new light.
I was carried when I first came to the game, and I never realized how good I had it. Later, I returned the favour for the Red War campaign with the new lights, IT WAS HILARIOUS
For the new light Warlocks, you don’t have to run well of radiance. It’s something the community asks for consistently but not at all an obligation.
Most will need it because survival skills in the player base is terrible. But always remember, it’s your choice. They can’t rage if you have other classes you’d like to use. Just be mindful it might hard to find a group if you’re solo, though.
For new light Warlocks, I'd say focus on learning Voidwalker first, it has the best sustain with devour and is just great at dishing out damage in general. Remember the golden rule, look out for number one.
Yaps and for supportive ulti there is also the titan 🤷🤷🤷
@@FizzieWebbhorrible advice
I don’t even notice when people don’t run it. I’d actually rather them not. I hate when people say warlocks have to run well of radiance because that’s not why I play warlock.
@@7ukaa Voidwalker requires the least amount of complex buildcrafting. It is THE BEST class for new warlocks, no question. There is a reason Vanilla D2 gave it to you FIRST
I'm always running Well, and I always have Div on me. I'm no hero, just a guy who likes to help new players in LFG.
as a titan main i thank you, i like to play stasis warlock.
Let me tell you as a fellow Div main: you are a hero. An unsung, unthanked one - but a hero nonetheless.
No, no the divs and wells are heros.
as long as I participated in D2 raids, I have always been the Warlock with the Div, well and Phoenix Protocol. It's the only thing people asked me for 😅since I'm willing to do so in contrast to the majority
Be careful, he's a hero...
You are OBLIGATED to tell the new raider that you need to interact with the orb of blight during war priest in order to get a triumph that increases the drop chance of Touch Of Malice.
And that they need to talk to toland at the dikwall
Or if you have someone playing GoS for the first time tell them to walk through the Portal after Harpy kill to get an extra Chest 😂
I did that once to one of my newbie friends a few months ago and he actually got it
@@v1bezz03 you can now use your friend for credibility XD
@@xvelestI remember when that happened to me the first time. I was so confused.
As a first time viewer, this might be the best introduction to your channel I could have ever had. Insanely hilarious and relatable (especially that "slide jump and run in the tower" rule).
Thanks!
Some rules you forgot:
- If your in a 1v3 in trials, you cant clutch, and they have bubble titans just kill yourself, don’t go for the clutch if they are just gonna use u for super.
- if your not running meta make sure to complain because people are meta slaves (pvp)
-if you are running meta complain to your teammates for running goofy builds (pvp)
- If your an experienced pve player always try to make life as easy as possible for whoever your raiding with + an added bonus if you impress the new lights with a crazy skip or trick. (My favorite tricks for impressing the newlights: blinkskating the king fall parkour, solo oracles, duo chasm, and going as fast as possible in Vow for no reason.
9:44 I didn’t want to steal your tangle, I was just trying to reload!
p.s. You JUMP over stairs, not slide!
As a warlock player I go out of my way to never have a well build at this point
When I played D2 religiously (mostly from Forsaken to the end of WQ), I always had an unreasonabke urge to help new lights in any way possible.
This led to the creation of my favorate playstyle, the Pocket Medic. A Hunter class setup whos sole objective was to revive downed players in as speedy of a time as possible. The launch of strand brought this build to it's peak before I lost intrest in grinding away at the game all the time.
1:57 dont listen to him, play whatever you like...unless its a raid, then sorry bro
Okay so here we go, I have an amazing Divinity loadout. Triple 100 for well, nade, and resilience. I have the cenotaph mask and a few other handy items. I personally love running Divinity. I know it’s not the best weaken option anymore but the huge crit is amazing for your team and it still hits well on its own. But I’ve also practiced the art of throwing a nade after reload perfectly and getting a stray rocket shot. Using Div is an art
Div with pyrogale is pretty good too. Able to keep up with dps in a phase w/o sacrificing damage.
"Never run Div, let someone else do it"
No balls. I always volunteer for Div for almost every boss.
12:09 that move was more evil than any bm
I like to stop and salute new lights when I run into them at the EDZ or Cosmodrome. They must be wondering what the heck a random player was doing that but they don’t know the huge adventure/grind they have ahead of them if they decide to continue playing D2 😊
When you got to the "You must emote on the final chest. Bonus points for spamming your abilities, super, and heavy/special ammo" I was like "He's right, though, I must do this.... I can never not do this..."
Played since Alpha, never used Dim once.
I confuse new lights with the wizardry of sparrow flight on a daily basis.
You sound like my friend. he’s obsessed with sparrow flying. Told him to go confuse new lights in the cosmodrome
As a new guardian, what the heck is that????
@@Silas-genjimainthere is a special way to keep flying around with a sparrow, think of it as the Destiny equivalent to the GTA motorbike glide
i love confusing new lights by shatterskating in cosmodrone
Alternatively, "there goes flawless" can be saved until after a minimum of 3 wipes
protect the new light is one of my favorite mini games when i am doing weapon bounties or can’t sleep. it always entertains me when i get matched with new lights in strikes. I try to make sure they get the highest kills
1:22 this is probably why bungie is looking to nerf warlock, not cuz it's op, but because it denies other pve builds for warlocks
1:44
Warlock main here.
I do have a Healbot build with Well of Radiance, being Phoenix Protocol/Lumina, but I also carry Promethium Spurs for if there's already a WoR Warlock in the group, that way I can provide some extra burst DPS and clearing ads means I can act as an offhealer in a pinch thanks to my daybreak kills creating rifts.
I usually only run healbot if I have a friend or two with me though, since most blueberries just... run out of the well, even during boss fights.
If I'm rolling with Blueberries, the Stormdancers Brace and Stormtrance is coming out, or geomag stabilizers if I want to melt the boss with chaos reach.
For Contraverse Hold comes out for Voidwalker, and Claws of Ahamkara for Stasis/Strand.
I usually don't follow the "rules" of a community, but these are too good to pass up. When Samus, myself, is showing others or Sherpa a raid or something, I do these as well.
I have found that a lot of my friends will go AFK to go to the restroom or go get food. I don’t think anyone has come back to their guardian being alive
For jumping through portals, there was a glitch i think with Eris' HELM portal where when i jumped through i didn't teleport and just hit the wall behind it.
oh it def was as i would hit the wall every damn day
As far as multiplayer emotes, I typically use the cowbell...
In the tower I normally jump down staircases and run on railings.
Adding to the flexing on New Lights rule, always shatter/ well skate or sparrow fly, or whatever new glitchy movement tech around them in circles.
My Rule is, Teabag every jotunn and shotgun noob...
And Teabag everybody else in the crucible
On the topic of Well, I think it doesn’t need a nerf until other support supers are buffed, or we get new support supers. If we could, say, shoot through a Ward of Dawn, then we’d have options. Well is only really good because it’s the only real support super. When you really think about it, if Well gets nerfed, people are still going to take it in to raids as the primary option. You can’t nerf things without providing some sort of alternative and Ward of Dawn just ain’t it unless we get a buff or exotic that allows us to shoot through it.
Shooting through WoD would be great, but that's why we have Sentinel Shield now. It may not provide as much protection but you can still provide protection, from the front in a wide area, as well as it buffing shots that go through it, I'd say throw on Ursa Furiosa but looking at the exotic now (As I haven't used it for a good while) It seems like they changed it. I remember it providing super energy while you're super was active, which could extend how long it lasted, but it seems either I'm misremembering it or they changed it like I said to only provide up to 50% of your super bar after it ends.
I will always break the rule of be a welllock until we encounter something difficult, then I'll be a medic
@xiphosmaniacnah, been using my baby nova warp since forsaken
I love the there goes flawless. So simple but satisfying. Also if you do top damage you must tell everyone to get their damage up
When ever someone tells me to get my DMG up, I just go "okie dokie," and use chaos reach instead of well without telling them
@colewilliams3621 I love it. You sir are a man of culture
Especially tell other people to get their damage up if you didn't actually get to a damage phase but you did get a tiny bit of damage through the mechanics so its effectively your 0.1% compared to their 0.0%.
If I'm the only Warlock on the team I tell them too bad. I like Strand, Arc, Void & Stasis way more than Solar (Warlock).
as a div main, my divinity is already equipped and ready to go without my team having to say anything, yeah i dont have funny dps numbers but i set the bar for being an waste if anyone dps numbers lower down anywhere near mine, and secondly i dont have to worry about out dps'ing anyone else to be the best because im still contributing in a very helpful way, not to mention mastering the tricky div tap to maximize ammo usage perfectly without losing its crit cage
Going somewhere like the cosmodrome and doing public events with new lights when you have high level gear is so fun, watching them be in awe after seeing you instantly kill an entire wave is such a unique feeling.
Another two rules are
Pass the ball
Throw everything at the Techeun after beating The Corrupted
Throw everything at the boss's body regardless of what you beat
I disagree with one of your rules. I think it’s an unwritten rule that you can’t bring food at the start of something like a raid so you can annoy everyone by getting up to go get some right after a wipe. You can start with drinks, especially alcohol, but no food.
9:59 Patty out here trying to get TrueVanguard to come back into the fold lol.
lol I really enjoy his whiskey channel though!
Protecting the new lights as a void sentinel is always funny
Man, I miss the times when I could just eager edge a new light into a wall so hard that they’d splatter to death
1:37 If you can't survive dps without a well, you're just bad. Less of a requirement more of a crutch.
The exception is master raids.
I was saluted every round of a dares run and took two blueberries to a lightning round lol
I always salute after I get revived, it just feels like the right thing to do.
@@borisbadenov9863 👍 agreed
What a great video!! I relate to all of these except for the special ammo one😂😂
Unwritten rule of D2:
You only do garden ONCE
Warlock must using well of radiance…….yeah, definitely not me. I mean come on, warlock’s super is powerful as well, super such as nova bomb, stormcaller(with the geomag stabilizer), or nova warp can also create huge damage to the enemy. I’m not sure how many warlocks out there also has the similar though like me, but warlock should use the super they feel comfortable or match their play style, not by other people’s demands
9:24 uh oh lol I was today years old when I found out that if one player picks up green ammo, then no one else can lol I don't think I ever steal it because I pick them up in the backfield, but glad I know now
1:30 as someone who likes to play supportive roles, i see this as an absolute win
Many of us wish saltagreppo didn't exist in the Destiny community lol
The amount of times I had to deal with people moving infront of shots during DPS turned me into a Divinity main. Good vid
You forgot about sparrows, 'Wherever I may roam is where my sparrow calls home'.
During a Last Wish run you need to tell blueberries about the secret emblem unlocked by slowly walking down the staircase after Shuro Chi, jumping or sprinting will lose it and you have to go back up and start again.
i mess around on cosmodrome all the time cause its a easy way to speed through the battle pass well and from time to time I help new lights find the enemy loops where you can basically keep running in a circle and speed through weapon kill challenges like "get 40 hand cannon kills" I don't know if it helps them but it makes me feel good.
When it comes to the “he’s one shot” usually if the opponent isn’t one shot when you see him then he’s already regened bc you were to slow or he ran to a healing nade or rift. I never have used that callout unless shields are destroyed and usually tm8s are to far and he regens by the time they are there. You should only commit to a one shot callout if 2 conditions are met usually. 1 you know your tm8 well and how they call things out bc everyone is slightly different and 2 if you are less than roughly 20 meters from tm8 then you have the go ahead if both are checked if not well then it’s your call in the moment. Anytime I follow those 2 rules I usually end up with a cleanup kill 80-90% of the time. Not sure how good that advice will work for others but that playstyle was enough to 2 man to ascendent. (Yes Ik I focused on one of many points just countering with my experience and what has worked for me.)
exactly, If they call out hes 1 shot, you have 4 seconds at most before hes at full hp and people underestimate how long it takes to get to the enemy. If they call out he's one shot and you cant turn the corner and shoot, its too late. If you are further than turning the corner and you commit, at that point its your fault.
As someone who had a warlock phase, I will never talk shit to voidwanker or other subclass unless they aren't holding their own. If the team wipes a few times I might suggest well, but I know how annoying it is to have everyone going REEEEE because THEY can't stay alive without YOUR well.
1:16 could be me who blows himself up for a funny raidbanner xD
If I ever get teabagged on in PvP, I take every single chance to teabag back. If I’m way up close, I even go the extra step to do the Selfie Emote with their ghost
sliding down stairs is just the most satisfying thing you can do at the tower
I really wish ward still gave a slightly better damage buff compared to well. I used to love running it to free up our warlocks but now there’s no point
"Warlock jumps are pretty awkward afterall.."
Sounds like a skill issue
You forgot one of the best ones! After the taniks reborn encounter when you have to drop down in the floor and run to the airlock, you HAVE to get there first and throw glacier grenades and/or use eager edge swords to block everyone else from getting to safety.
Also, I often say “welp, there goes our petras” after the first death especially if it’s any other raid but last wish.
8:40 absulotely, it wasnt hilarious when my grapple stuck to a guardian that just got killed by a rocket, causing me to fly off in a tottally random direction, ending up in my death, and all my teammates that witnessed that...
Wait...
9:19 you also forgot: leave a PVE match if you're not doing the more damage then everyone else right out of the gate and beating the other guardians in a self proclaimed race
1:42 I usually volunteer, but as soon as someone tells me I HAVE to? Lmao no
This video is too much relatable 😂
I love the satire you added in because I gotta be honest there were a number of those that were clearly you being a smartass and I love it.
10:33 I feel attacked!😂😂😂
Really smooth transition to your sponsor. Well done! :0
I feel like that guy waiting for the recruits to appear and be like "NO TIME EXPLAIN PRIVATE, SHOOT THEM IN THE KNEES"
That was the smoothest way I've ever seen to plug a spot in the video from a sponsor
Protect the blueberries!!!
I usually don't comment on ads in video. But that Segway was remarkably perfect. Well done sir.
If someone is new to a raid and you need to interact with something or go pass a threshold we tell them "Go touch the butt" then we gasp and say "He touched the butt 😱" 🤣💀
Chef's kiss to this @PattycakesGaming.
OMG the riven heart and there goes flawless makes me miss my old raid team 😂 thank you for bringing back good memories
The fun rule is the reason that I only play PvP when momentum is around. I’m just trying to meme around with Cerberus +1 and skyburners. If I do that in normal PvP there’s just no chance I’ll be anything other than bottom of the leaderboard
I don't care if people steal my tangles when I'm running Titan or Warlock, but DO NOT take my tangles if I'm playing Hunter. I know they're fun to throw and it's hard to resist, but trust me, a Hunter can do more with them than you can. We can turn them into spinning beyblades of death, you cannot. If you still want to throw things and make explosions, just equip one of the orb generation mods from the seasonal artifact. It's super easy to make exploding orbs, especially if you're running a solar subclass with Sunshot.
Thank you I get so pissed as a hunter if anyone takes any of my tangles. I can do so much with them and no you can't have them.
When everyone is using strand and has a tangle build just take all the tangles you see if you have tangle cooldown
That sponsor insert was smooth af and super relevant. Subbed.
I really liked their meals!
Bro that transition to your sponsor was freaking amazing
Glad you liked it lol
Snap on tables for your chair on raid nights are so goated to hold your food or snacks or just to provide more ways to rest your hands. I personally get tired of sitting in one place too long so I keep a fidget toy and snacks
Unwritten rule to help new lights... but whenever I asked anything in local chat it was crickets the whole time, only 1 guy ever helped me out.
Can we talk about how smooth that sponsor was, lol
I’ve only ever seen one lfg asking for someone to teach them grasp. Walked that man’s through every trap but still showed him where to go. Good times
A buddy of mine who mains hunter is almost always the first to die, and he always hears "there goes flawless" even though it wasn't even a thought going into it
I felt the "There goes flawless" XD everytime man xD
When I use my off main warlock, I make it a law that I won’t put on well. 😂
i watched like 15 new lights grow into big players. it hurts to watch little lights turn so powerful, but its also nice
The only exceptions to the no yoink rule is if the player landing the kill isn’t running a special weapon, or the player that made the tangle used a weapon effect or artifact mod to make the tangle
the number of people who don't reciprocate my hug/high five emote is depressing
I personally love being Div bitch, I'm a PvPer at heart and can't be bothered to farm all the necessary PvE god rolls, so Div is my way to still contribute! :D
ALWAYS DEFEND THE NEW PLAYER.
i LIVE by this rule
Banger as always patty
A personal exception to the stair rule in the tower and elsewhere. Hunters do not touch stairs, they are evil and will break your ankles. Always jump up or down stairs touching them as little as possible.