Every Vietnam War Movie

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  • @pikachuneoncat6480
    @pikachuneoncat6480 Рік тому +22249

    The irony of the peace sign necklace just ties this all together.

    • @Sickcrazyneet
      @Sickcrazyneet Рік тому +1082

      Something about the duality of man

    • @Ollie7707
      @Ollie7707 Рік тому +386

      Some soldiers in Vietnam really did wear peace signs, like drawn on their helmets or whatever. Many of them were drafted and did not want to be there. And they didn’t see a higher purpose for being there, the way their fathers did in WWII.

    • @manwithnoplan5496
      @manwithnoplan5496 Рік тому +73

      The duality of man

    • @Si66do6
      @Si66do6 Рік тому +45

      ​@@Ollie7707dropped the facts on em

    • @Si66do6
      @Si66do6 Рік тому +7

      ​@@SickcrazyneetI think u right

  • @brettlucas5564
    @brettlucas5564 Рік тому +3092

    "Here's something they won't teach you back at Fort Dix, war crimes are good". That's a hell of a line lol

    • @globalpoliticsman9523
      @globalpoliticsman9523 Рік тому +57

      They won't teach you them but they will encourage them.

    • @schnoz2372
      @schnoz2372 Рік тому +5

      Lol

    • @USA_UNITED1776
      @USA_UNITED1776 Рік тому +20

      France and south korea when all of their brutal crimes against humanity in vietnam were blamed on the americans:

    • @cpljoshrayperson3429
      @cpljoshrayperson3429 Рік тому +10

      Well now we know he’s from jersey

    • @sidsid1946
      @sidsid1946 Рік тому +2

      I mean when has a war crime not worked? except in russia case for the past year or 2

  • @drassulgar4316
    @drassulgar4316 Рік тому +47137

    The war crimes line had me wheezing lmao

    • @KFC431
      @KFC431 Рік тому +19

      Yea, he's refering to the SOP towards civilians by americans. Rape, torture and massacres which were pretty common by american soldiers who did towards vietnamese civilians and that media don't show. That's why vietnamese civilians show hostility towards american soldiers who "protects" them.
      People won't get the reference since he's not putting much emphasis on it. Since Jarhead missunderstands a lot, let me clarify that these reasons are why more south vietnamese civilians joined the north vietnamese in order to fight american soldiers. But no Jarhead, the american soldiers did that to south vietnamese civilians too.
      My Lai
      Hill 192
      SOP (Standard Operating Procedure) which is american, not a north vietnamese thing 🤦‍♀️ you're too far on copium bud, you really think americans are heroic race that have pure hearts?
      Edit: you can watch testimony by american soldiers since media wants to lie to american patriotic civilians about what really happened
      You can search those videos on youtube:
      -Vietnam war#3(rape&murder)
      -Vietnam war body count was just bullshit
      For those who are arguing about kill counts:
      The second video really explains about why there's conflict on the real kill count. In summary, the VC kill counts were inflated. Indeed the main people who died were civilians since american soldiers killed them to inflate vc kill count(that's basically what happened in My Lai and many other uncovered cases). The truth is american soldiers were not the main fighters, it was south viet and you can add the allied forces like australia and yet suffer lot of casualties for their ratio due to lack of experience and necessary skills as well as bad strat due to incompetent commandants despite having superior equipments.
      That's why so many people criticise american system of education, they only feed you copium
      They also don't teach fact that american help the pol pot massacre cambodian but China and Vietnam play part of it too. Vietnam wanted to put an end to that insane regime and the US as well as China were against it. But vietnam just did it anyway so China attacked vietnam and China suffered massive lost despite fighting only border guards which wasn't even the main force, so they retreat. China censored that part of history and don't even teach their students about conflict against vietnam and the many times they've lost. US and China are quite similar in that department, they sugar coat history.

    • @Absolute_Joker
      @Absolute_Joker Рік тому +104

      @@KFC431They we’re common among the North Vietnamese and the Vietcong Especially, Not with The U.S Military.

    • @Your_Wingman
      @Your_Wingman Рік тому +157

      ​@@Absolute_Jokersadly it did happen around 2 million civilians died during the war meanwhile only 1 million VC were killed

    • @Mk18_40mm
      @Mk18_40mm Рік тому +13

      ​@@Your_Wingmannope learn history

    • @Your_Wingman
      @Your_Wingman Рік тому +114

      @@Mk18_40mm it's a well known fact baby killer 😂

  • @Sequence303
    @Sequence303 6 місяців тому +5638

    "The Geneva convention? More like the Geneva suggestion" - Chuckles the space warlord

    • @gegecry
      @gegecry 6 місяців тому +103

      More Like Geneva checklist

    • @WyattWestbrook
      @WyattWestbrook 6 місяців тому +195

      I scream, you scream, we all scream in the terrible house fire at the family reunion.

    • @ShowNoMercy453
      @ShowNoMercy453 5 місяців тому +10

      ​@@The44th No

    • @ShowNoMercy453
      @ShowNoMercy453 5 місяців тому +44

      ​@@The44thThey are quoting a video from Legends of Avantris, a dnd channel

    • @VidandRico
      @VidandRico 5 місяців тому +5

      Haha wow never heard that before that’s really funny

  • @gh0stdog89
    @gh0stdog89 Рік тому +6279

    Taking a nice, peaceful walk through the woods when in the distance you hear "IM AN EVIL BAD GUY"

    • @blueowlfilms
      @blueowlfilms Рік тому +40

      W pfp. Rest in power MF DOOM

    • @joeburch6754
      @joeburch6754 Рік тому

      If I was setting up booby traps for the evil capitalist American dogs and heard "I'M AN EVIL BAD GUY", I'd just throw myself onto the mines I laid.

    • @chrisknoblock
      @chrisknoblock Рік тому +19

      This guy has incredible commitment to these bits.

    • @clintonalver2715
      @clintonalver2715 Рік тому +4

      Aww you beat me to it.

    • @FirstLast-yr9kx
      @FirstLast-yr9kx Рік тому +19

      Then you hear, "SO AM I!!" 😨 🤣

  • @cappincurt6215
    @cappincurt6215 Рік тому +4723

    “Here, try some opium. It’s fun and good” killed me 😂😂😂

  • @citygirljace
    @citygirljace Рік тому +15480

    Before I clicked on this I said “there’s gonna be a 60s rock song playing”

    • @charisma7268
      @charisma7268 Рік тому +244

      Fortunate son

    • @kangaroocourt9507
      @kangaroocourt9507 Рік тому +459

      ​@@charisma7268it's White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane lol not Fortunate Son.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB Рік тому +233

      @@kangaroocourt9507Fortunate Son is the epitome of Vietnam War movie songs

    • @kangaroocourt9507
      @kangaroocourt9507 Рік тому +28

      @DeathnoteBB agreed, the person I was replying too was saying the song playing was fortune, son, when it's white rabbit that is playing

    • @evanmarschand9930
      @evanmarschand9930 Рік тому +54

      Or Jimi's version of "All Along the Watchtower"

  • @pickled_cactus4422
    @pickled_cactus4422 4 місяці тому +216

    Imagine being in that forest and hearing "IM AN EVIL BAD GUY!!"

    • @fatherofdragons5477
      @fatherofdragons5477 3 місяці тому +6

      When the trees start screaming "IM AN EVIL BAD GUY!!!"

    • @pickled_cactus4422
      @pickled_cactus4422 2 місяці тому

      @@fatherofdragons5477 I have condemned your family into a 100 year curse of unluckiness and sorrow you pitiful word snatcher

  • @supermanchado1
    @supermanchado1 Рік тому +2778

    "IM AN EVIL BAD GUY" damn man that line is Oscars material

    • @bloodexpense9000
      @bloodexpense9000 9 місяців тому +25

      IM AN EVIL BAD GUY

    • @moistbananas797
      @moistbananas797 9 місяців тому +15

      @@bloodexpense9000louder fish😡

    • @jakubgrzybek6181
      @jakubgrzybek6181 9 місяців тому +4

      And a thing a soldier would definitely yell to hype up.

    • @doggoandyeet1608
      @doggoandyeet1608 8 місяців тому +7

      ​@@moistbananas797 AM AN EVAL BAD GAAAHH-!!!

    • @seanm7539
      @seanm7539 8 місяців тому +4

      It’s because it was in the movie platoon

  • @ManubibiWalsh
    @ManubibiWalsh Рік тому +15582

    “Now this is your most important lesson: time to learn your racial slurs”

  • @JazzyJ1994
    @JazzyJ1994 Рік тому +9874

    “Here try some opium it’s fun and good” 😅💀💀

  • @SKELETONX624
    @SKELETONX624 5 місяців тому +96

    “PVT, IF YOU LIKE KILLING THEN WHAT IS THAT SYMBOL ON YOUR NECK!”

  • @davidchavez81
    @davidchavez81 10 місяців тому +3614

    "did you ever notice that?" gave me full blown asthma

    • @ReplicateReality
      @ReplicateReality 8 місяців тому +15

      😂

    • @johnford9070
      @johnford9070 6 місяців тому +2

      How’d you get asthma from a video

    • @CheeseGreater1274
      @CheeseGreater1274 5 місяців тому

      @@johnford9070laughing dumbass

    • @Tooskers
      @Tooskers 4 місяці тому +11

      @@johnford9070from fucking laughing john what do you think

  • @HunterSentinel
    @HunterSentinel Рік тому +2236

    [and then the shock reveal is he’s back home from Vietnam the entire time]

    • @newblue2468
      @newblue2468 Рік тому +99

      " 🤦🏾‍♂️Chris... we're in Illinois.. IT'S 1994 !💢"

    • @generalgrievous3133
      @generalgrievous3133 Рік тому +1

      ​@@newblue2468chiraq?

    • @forkstealinggoblindumbass2106
      @forkstealinggoblindumbass2106 Рік тому +15

      Go home? This is your home, you're dead.

    • @RipRLeeErmey
      @RipRLeeErmey Рік тому +32

      ​@@newblue2468 "THE WAR'S BEEN OVER FOR 20 YEARS DUDE! Go to a shrink or something."

    • @MX.Fantastic
      @MX.Fantastic Рік тому

      That’s just one movie 🤦 Do y’all watch more than one movie about a historical event ever?

  • @averageamerican9427
    @averageamerican9427 Рік тому +1796

    "When I first got out to the 'Nam, I hated killing. Now, I LIKE IT!!!" Gets me every time! 😂

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 Рік тому +11

      Tf2 soldier

    • @xStrawberryyCream
      @xStrawberryyCream Рік тому +1

      ​@@mistylover7398😂

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 Рік тому +1

      @@xStrawberryyCream maggots

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 Рік тому +2

      Thats almost what a real vietnam veteran said in an interview. War makes some regular people real meany pants

    • @KahinAhmed72
      @KahinAhmed72 10 місяців тому

      @@Jebu911Really? What was his name?

  • @jude4586
    @jude4586 6 місяців тому +25

    “It’s fun and good” may be the best advertising line I’ve ever heard 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ActuallyHoudini
    @ActuallyHoudini Рік тому +4281

    "Now watch me murder these civillians for being in the library too long, grab the flame thrower"

    • @bojanglesthewizard8875
      @bojanglesthewizard8875 Рік тому +11

      Damn right

    • @ActuallyHoudini
      @ActuallyHoudini Рік тому

      ​@@RoosterFloydi actually based this on real events comitted by the us millitary. like if they found too many vietnamese people together in a small public area, they were instructed to kill. so litteral book clubs in libraries, even in areas that were in favour of the american occupation, were torched ans civillians killed over fears that communism would happen.

    • @roblogs7168
      @roblogs7168 Рік тому +36

      @@RoosterFloydlol 😂you look like you watch prager u bro😂

    • @RoosterFloyd
      @RoosterFloyd Рік тому +11

      @@roblogs7168 Did you just judge me based upon how I look? The man with a mustache? Oh, the fun assumptions I could make about your character based upon that alone, you know, if I was a shitty person.

    • @GiveMeSomeMeshuggah
      @GiveMeSomeMeshuggah Рік тому +13

      @@RoosterFloyd🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽

  • @wreckedstamps3025
    @wreckedstamps3025 Рік тому +1127

    Can’t believe they let him post the entire film Platoon on UA-cam without a strike

  • @m4n0fsteel23
    @m4n0fsteel23 Рік тому +1826

    Literally the plot of Platoon

    • @RyanJohnson-tk7hy
      @RyanJohnson-tk7hy Рік тому +20

      😂😂😂 It is!!! God I love that movie! 🍻🍻

    • @touristinreality1110
      @touristinreality1110 Рік тому +46

      Well yea because its the most accurate Vietnam movie made lol

    • @RyanJohnson-tk7hy
      @RyanJohnson-tk7hy Рік тому +18

      @@touristinreality1110 What about Full Metal Jacket? Is that one pretty accurate or is Platoon more accurate? I always liked Platoon better.

    • @touristinreality1110
      @touristinreality1110 Рік тому +52

      @@RyanJohnson-tk7hy FMJ boot camp scenes yea, Nam vet grandpa and uncle just always said Platoon was about the most accurate rendition of their time over there, minus the sheer amount of bugs that weren't in the movie

    • @Wtfisthis48888
      @Wtfisthis48888 Рік тому +3

      I was just thinking that😂

  • @usmanmir9764
    @usmanmir9764 Місяць тому +2

    The way he jumps at each word saying “I like it!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ethanzipser2608
    @ethanzipser2608 Рік тому +2257

    “Gimme some skin brother man” 😂😂 I say that to this day

    • @sticks_studiosHQ
      @sticks_studiosHQ 11 місяців тому +7

      They gonna call you old 😂

    • @spidermanspidertheman3650
      @spidermanspidertheman3650 10 місяців тому

      The video was not funny he is unfunny

    • @nayraider
      @nayraider 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@spidermanspidertheman3650Hi bot/Humorless idiot 😁

    • @MrTheodore15
      @MrTheodore15 10 місяців тому +6

      @@spidermanspidertheman3650oh boy. If you don’t like it, why use the energy to type an asshole comment?

    • @spidermanspidertheman3650
      @spidermanspidertheman3650 10 місяців тому

      @@MrTheodore15 if you really believe that why even care about my comment you hypocrite

  • @AAAAAAAA-_
    @AAAAAAAA-_ Рік тому +1079

    I love how he was using a musket 💀

  • @lesgobrandon27
    @lesgobrandon27 Рік тому +475

    "Gimme some skin brothaman"
    I lost it😂😂

    • @Si66do6
      @Si66do6 Рік тому +2

      Bro is a genius no cap 😂

  • @austinashworth6413
    @austinashworth6413 5 місяців тому +13

    He really does have the 1950’s to 70’s baseball build and aesthetic. He wouldn’t look too far out of place batting right after babe Ruth

  • @Quandale_Dingle_69
    @Quandale_Dingle_69 Рік тому +4156

    Armed with a musket and digital camo. Even more historically accurate than the movies! 😂

    • @ARMASOG
      @ARMASOG Рік тому +42

      he has a kids' halloween costume u can even see the velcro.

    • @ianthewarriorgamer8180
      @ianthewarriorgamer8180 10 місяців тому +12

      @@ARMASOGyes but it’s still not accurate at all

    • @cookric
      @cookric 10 місяців тому

      @@ianthewarriorgamer8180 is it really supposed to be 100% accurate? It’s a UA-cam short. Quit being a prick.

    • @hunter9181
      @hunter9181 10 місяців тому +43

      ​@@ianthewarriorgamer8180 yea no fuckin shit 😂, honestly I would have liked to shown this to my dad's old Vietnam War buddy, to see if he likes it or if he thinks it's just f****** stupid, seeing how he had two tours to Vietnam, had to shoot a little girl who was carrying a grenade toward his platoon, had to straight up bayonet a woman in the gut to death or get shot, was standing side-by-side next to each other feeling somewhat safe until the man to his right and the man to his left heads exploded... the fact that he was on patrol and a Viet Cong soldier got the jump on him, so much so that he only shot once directly at his head, as my dad's old war buddy threw up his left arm with the bullet passing through his back upper forearm and out the inner lower forearm and he laid off a burst fire toward the Viet cong and killed him, after his Purple Heart 💜 and not enough bottles I'd say he'd like me less after showing him this.... RIP Rodney.

    • @ianthewarriorgamer8180
      @ianthewarriorgamer8180 10 місяців тому +13

      @@hunter9181 jeez that is one heck of a story

  • @mdinunzio7610
    @mdinunzio7610 Рік тому +459

    This really sold me on the pros of opium

    • @user-om4ot5zi6m
      @user-om4ot5zi6m Рік тому +28

      i mean fun AND good?

    • @somethingelse4424
      @somethingelse4424 Рік тому +2

      Where do I find this opium?

    • @monroe8458
      @monroe8458 Рік тому

      @@somethingelse4424 Opium store

    • @JayGarrickFlash
      @JayGarrickFlash Рік тому

      ​@@user-om4ot5zi6mSeriously! Thats miles better than Meth which my TV tells me I can't even do ONCE!

    • @RoosterFloyd
      @RoosterFloyd Рік тому +1

      ​@@somethingelse4424 Buy a poppy seed bagel, bury it in the bag yard, eventually an opium tree will sprout, after giving it a few years to mature the pipes will grow from it's branches, IMPORTANT don't pluck any pipe that is under 12 inches.

  • @jpmnky
    @jpmnky Рік тому +1891

    White Rabbit in the background was brilliant. Really, comedic genius. You forgot the draftee medic who refuses to carry a weapon or shoot anybody.

  • @Vinnie-Venom
    @Vinnie-Venom 5 місяців тому +6

    "Try some opium, it's fun and good" 😂

  • @KrackDaddy
    @KrackDaddy Рік тому +438

    Dude really channeled his inner private Joker at the end there

    • @osiris1013
      @osiris1013 Рік тому

      My favorite part 😂😂

    • @Mazen1999MA
      @Mazen1999MA Рік тому

      love that comment, FC5 Vietnam dlc reference lmao. "quit reading yokel, you're missing the war"

  • @gastonEGGS
    @gastonEGGS 9 місяців тому +343

    A really good book relating to the Vietnam war is “The Things They Carried” by Tim O’Brien. One of my favorite books of all time

    • @mtcondie
      @mtcondie 2 місяці тому +7

      I read that book in high school. But, after returning home from the Marine Corps, I found myself driving aimlessly around a lake near where I grew up, listening to "The Things They Carried." Like Norman Bowker, I felt trapped in a loop, both physically and mentally, replaying my experiences in Iraq-especially the memory of my buddy Hamilton stepping into a super gross sewer overflow during a patrol. We had to organize a Conex box later at the FOB, and his 'poop foot' smelled so bad it stuck with me. I drove around that lake for hours in the 2002 Subaru Outback I borrowed from my grandmother, comforted by its all-wheel drive, hoping the laps would bring me peace. But just as Bowker couldn't escape the memories of Vietnam, I couldn't shake what happened in Iraq, no matter how many times I circled that lake.

    • @SenorJoeBiden
      @SenorJoeBiden 2 місяці тому +1

      @@mtcondiethank you for your service and I am sorry for the toll you paid for it

    • @mtcondie
      @mtcondie 2 місяці тому

      @SenorJoeBiden haha, yeah, the struggle was real.

    • @Syndie77-gk4xk
      @Syndie77-gk4xk 2 місяці тому

      Yes, I too took an English class in High School lmao

    • @zoyadulzura7490
      @zoyadulzura7490 Місяць тому +1

      @@Syndie77-gk4xk What's wrong with being influenced by the material you read in school

  • @DerPro-fu6ps
    @DerPro-fu6ps Рік тому +181

    Full Metal Jacket in less than 60 seconds:

  • @jordaneggerman4734
    @jordaneggerman4734 Місяць тому +7

    You hit that "war crimes" line so hard, I burned down a whole vil-

  • @phucboi7895
    @phucboi7895 Рік тому +266

    best part is i can 100% imagine with all of the people who actually were in vietnam, all of those lines had probably been said irl at least once

    • @voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix
      @voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix Рік тому +34

      As someone who has former military family members, i can imagine some variation of all these lines being said in nearly any modern conflict with American soldiers.

    • @donk5058
      @donk5058 Рік тому +11

      @@voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix”I’m an evil bad guy! I’m an evil bad guy!”

    • @yoohootube
      @yoohootube 2 місяці тому

      @@donk5058 yes, this one the most

  • @Vex_365
    @Vex_365 Рік тому +502

    [insert Fortunate Son here]

    • @Mental_health_first
      @Mental_health_first Рік тому +15

      Wasn’t fortunate Son a propaganda song in protest of the Vietnam war?

    • @bradenpstasny3477
      @bradenpstasny3477 Рік тому +8

      @@Mental_health_firstyes

    • @2fortcow
      @2fortcow Рік тому +3

      @@Mental_health_firstyep

    • @c.mcdermo
      @c.mcdermo Рік тому +6

      ​@@Mental_health_first"It ain't mee, IT AINT MEEEEE, I AINT SO SENATORS SOOOOON NO"

    • @thewildcardperson
      @thewildcardperson Рік тому +1

      ​@@Mental_health_firstits an american miltary tradition to take songs making fun of us and making them our own

  • @OracleOfTheOasis
    @OracleOfTheOasis Рік тому +7741

    “I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees. And for some fucking reason, they speak Vietnamese…”

  • @GUNUFofficial
    @GUNUFofficial 8 місяців тому +29

    I can't believe jefferson airplane went from making the masterpiece song known as white rabbit, to making the mid "we built this city" after renaming themselves from jefferson starship to just "starship"
    *JEFFERSON STARSHIP IS IN AN OFFICIAL STAR WARS MOVIE*

  • @flash-thunder
    @flash-thunder Рік тому +272

    The hikers hearing this 💀

  • @dumchiken101
    @dumchiken101 9 місяців тому +1091

    You forgot the "I treat the geneva conventions like a checklist"

    • @PennVvs
      @PennVvs 4 місяці тому +8

      Geneva suggestions

  • @Snoogen11
    @Snoogen11 Рік тому +227

    "It's only war crimes if we lose."
    "Wait.. we lost.. oh fuck."

    • @Joesolo13
      @Joesolo13 Рік тому +15

      "It's ok fellas, we've got nukes and 0 accountability!"

    • @Stavroforoi_Kata_Islam
      @Stavroforoi_Kata_Islam Рік тому +14

      ​@@Joesolo13 Is that supposed to be in reference to the nuking of Japan? Cause that was 100% justified and the only nation with 0% accountability is Japan for their war crimes in WW2. Of course, the US would go on to commit many war crimes in future wars and even committed a couple in WW2. But Japan was by far worse.

    • @epicstyle160
      @epicstyle160 Рік тому

      ​@@Stavroforoi_Kata_IslamBro from my knowledge. I think more than one Japanese Prime Minister has apologized for the rape on nanking. And it wasnt justified
      At least not to me, the fact the notes were dropped on cities is and always will be disgusting

    • @Stavroforoi_Kata_Islam
      @Stavroforoi_Kata_Islam Рік тому

      @@epicstyle160 Sure, but they only did so because they were being publicly criticized and being demanded to apologize. They still leave out their atrocities from school textbooks, twist what happened and lie about how many suffered in historical books, many Japanese scholars and historians publicly deny the crimes, and many Japanese politicians have also denied the crimes. They also barely donated any money, while Germany has donated over 90 billion in reparations. Japan killed almost as much as Nazi Germany if we presume Germany killed 15 million people(Although that number could be way higher).
      Sure, it's disgusting, never said otherwise. Just because something is justified doesn't mean it's not disgusting. However, again, it was 100% justified. America could have done the alternative, which was invasion, but that wouldn't do as the Japanese wouldn't go down without a fight, they would be vicious and unwilling to surrender in the event of a mainland invasion. So, countless more would've died, including Americans and Japanese, both soldiers and citizens. I mean, the Battle of Okinawa actually had more casualties than the nukes, if only counting their individual casualties and not combining them. Imagine an invasion of mainland Japan, not a tiny island.
      There was no other way besides the nukes, and then factoring that Japan's atrocities made it necessary to stop them, the nukes were completely justified.

    • @inoovator3756
      @inoovator3756 Рік тому

      @@epicstyle160it wouldn’t be disgusting if you were one of the soldiers who would have died invading Japan if it wasn’t for the nukes ending the war first
      Not even that but the firebombing of Tokyo killed much more people than the atom bomb never did but no one even cares about that

  • @Badger_god123
    @Badger_god123 6 місяців тому +16

    Legend has it, he was an evil bad guy

  • @CBW.MFS_AutumnOwO
    @CBW.MFS_AutumnOwO 9 місяців тому +748

    "Here's something they won't teach you in fort Dix. WAR CRIMES ARE GOOD" had me dead as hell bruh💀

    • @BryceModar
      @BryceModar 8 місяців тому +1

      I was looking for this comment🤣🤣🤣

    • @DogEater3211
      @DogEater3211 8 місяців тому +1

      Is fort dix anywhere near fort nuts

    • @professionalmexican7919
      @professionalmexican7919 5 місяців тому +1

      Fellow TNO fan found in the wild?

    • @jasonnelson5745
      @jasonnelson5745 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@DogEater3211 better, it's in New Jersey

  • @countrycoffeecup7772
    @countrycoffeecup7772 11 місяців тому +695

    “I love [killing]” casually says this while wearing a literal peace sign.

    • @hopp0278
      @hopp0278 8 місяців тому +57

      “I think i was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir.”

    • @menachem2521
      @menachem2521 8 місяців тому +4

      Shit beat me to it 😅

    • @KhmerRestoration
      @KhmerRestoration 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@hopp0278 The Yungian Thing

    • @georgyekimov4577
      @georgyekimov4577 7 місяців тому +3

      Ah the duality of man

    • @georgyekimov4577
      @georgyekimov4577 7 місяців тому +5

      ​@@hopp0278ARE YOU ONE OF THE SMARTASSES THAT WONT EVEN GIVE YOU A REACHAROUND AFTER GIVING YOU BACKSHOTS

  • @warriorpro8850
    @warriorpro8850 Рік тому +1025

    "Why are the trees speaking Vietnamese?" Famous last words

    • @HllnKllr-ism
      @HllnKllr-ism Рік тому +19

      My uncle had a breakdown and drove to the woods and lost his truck somewhere in the woods he said he was running from the men in the trees when they found him 😢

  • @tonyjamesquinn5107
    @tonyjamesquinn5107 6 місяців тому +9

    the peace sign necklace and the war crimes line together had me choking on air

  • @gruzza9000
    @gruzza9000 Рік тому +39

    One day this dude just popped up in my feed
    And I am thankful for that day

  • @Ratyio
    @Ratyio Рік тому +91

    “Time to learn your racial slurs” got me 😂

  • @xxalfadolphinxx_8954
    @xxalfadolphinxx_8954 Рік тому +54

    “Just got orders from Kissinger, more war crimes!”

  • @Lechuga1815
    @Lechuga1815 3 місяці тому +3

    the peace necklace really brings the fit together.

  • @StillNewNew
    @StillNewNew 9 місяців тому +273

    FULL METAL JACKET🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

    • @justaserbiandoomer497
      @justaserbiandoomer497 6 місяців тому +11

      Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?

    • @kylereese5869
      @kylereese5869 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@justaserbiandoomer497 this is Vietnam the movie

    • @burnvictim1865
      @burnvictim1865 4 місяці тому

      @@justaserbiandoomer497WHO SAID THAT. WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT

    • @anon4571
      @anon4571 4 місяці тому

      @@justaserbiandoomer497you can talk the talk…. But can you…. Walk the walk?

    • @BOBRICKZIBT
      @BOBRICKZIBT 4 місяці тому

      Best Vietnam movie

  • @kylegordonisgreat8611
    @kylegordonisgreat8611  Рік тому +159

    I played Jefferson Airplane, but what song should I have picked?

    • @robertlewis644
      @robertlewis644 Рік тому +53

      Fortunate Son.

    • @robertlewis644
      @robertlewis644 Рік тому +16

      or...Inna Gadda Da Vidda.

    • @CCK-jd8nc
      @CCK-jd8nc Рік тому +19

      No that’s pretty accurate.

    • @hunters6940
      @hunters6940 Рік тому +10

      White rabbit was one of my favorite songs, but the music honestly didn’t matter to me. The sketch was what made me laugh. You really get these things down to a T, so accurate. Like the maid one too😂

    • @DefJamGlycerine
      @DefJamGlycerine Рік тому +15

      Gimme Shelter, Rolling Stones.

  • @damianestes993
    @damianestes993 Рік тому +142

    My only question is how the hell did he get an actual opium pipe

  • @calebfromcolumbus3831
    @calebfromcolumbus3831 6 місяців тому +48

    No one :
    When you finish watching Platoon for the first time.

  • @cooldude3856
    @cooldude3856 Рік тому +146

    the flintlock action musket during the 60s had me dying

  • @cookeyd5984
    @cookeyd5984 Рік тому +108

    "When I first got out to the Nam I didn't like killin now, I LIKE KILLIN!" Bro is literally wearing the peace symbol

    • @naturesquad9174
      @naturesquad9174 9 місяців тому

      @@timothymccarthy8828 oh yea? did you learn that from the official book of satan symbols, authored by satan?

    • @rattusrattus761
      @rattusrattus761 9 місяців тому

      I think it was supposed to say something about the duality of man.

  • @mandatory1561
    @mandatory1561 Рік тому +43

    That peace sign necklace he’s wearing 😂😂😂

  • @GarrettDavis-c4g
    @GarrettDavis-c4g 8 місяців тому +3

    Man just made the best parody of platoon ever 😂

  • @Charliee_Woofy_Pz
    @Charliee_Woofy_Pz Рік тому +47

    Bro went to nam with a musket, absolute madlad

  • @rick5048
    @rick5048 Рік тому +43

    "It's fun and good" sent me 💀

  • @darkassassin395
    @darkassassin395 Рік тому +89

    “There’s no better feeling than killing the enemy.”

    • @caananlemke
      @caananlemke Рік тому +9

      Tom Segura moment.

    • @initialyeet3951
      @initialyeet3951 Рік тому +7

      @@caananlemkeseguuuurrrraaa

    • @frankfrankly1366
      @frankfrankly1366 Рік тому

      Might fck with you later on. I think wars should be fought and won with the winner of tiddly winks, pick up sticks , or something.

    • @thanhthanhtungnguyen8536
      @thanhthanhtungnguyen8536 Рік тому +2

      yeah, and they're all innocent civilians

    • @AllAboutMMA
      @AllAboutMMA 10 місяців тому

      ​@@thanhthanhtungnguyen8536😂 still enemy😊

  • @quinnbutero6965
    @quinnbutero6965 4 місяці тому +13

    The irony of wearing a peace symbol while fighting in a war

    • @nathantrip8440
      @nathantrip8440 4 місяці тому +10

      Sargent! I believe It represents that duality of man

    • @sonicalex2536
      @sonicalex2536 4 місяці тому +3

      The jungian thing, sir

  • @cassisclassforarts-n-crafts
    @cassisclassforarts-n-crafts Рік тому +43

    One pill makes you tallerrrr and one pill makes you smallll 🎶

  • @richard6196
    @richard6196 Рік тому +36

    The real domino theory was the friends we made along the way...

  • @bread6851
    @bread6851 Рік тому +17

    The peace necklace just finishes off this personality perfectly

  • @bloxmonkey10
    @bloxmonkey10 7 місяців тому +5

    “RUN FORREST RUN”

  • @philippedesmarais868
    @philippedesmarais868 Рік тому +19

    That opium line really brings Platoon back 😂

  • @GreaserGames
    @GreaserGames Рік тому +105

    Meanwhile he’s wearing the symbol of peace
    Edit: I know what it is I didn’t think that people would suggest I don’t I am a greaser after all.
    “There’s battle lines being drawn
    Nobody’s right if everybody’s wrong
    Young people speaking their minds
    Getting so much resistance from behind”

    • @F_lippy
      @F_lippy Рік тому +33

      I think he was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir

    • @zacharyfindlay-maddox171
      @zacharyfindlay-maddox171 Рік тому +31

      @@F_lippy "You got born to kill on your helmet, and a peace symbol, is that supposed to be some kind of sick joke?!?"

    • @Puppy_Puppington
      @Puppy_Puppington Рік тому +9

      It sucks that the original poster doesn’t know about FMJ I mean it’s really obvious you would’ve mentioned it if you knew right

    • @Tyway
      @Tyway Рік тому +2

      This is a trope of nam films.

    • @RoosterFloyd
      @RoosterFloyd Рік тому +2

      ​@@TywayLess so a trope and more so a reality, however, yeah, highly popularized by that sweet ass scene in Full Metal Jacket.

  • @thesilver3794
    @thesilver3794 Рік тому +30

    Gotta love that peace necklace

  • @SP-qo3pd
    @SP-qo3pd 2 місяці тому +1

    The way he says "Man" is so 50s/60s authentic. My uncles and father spoke that way.

  • @heathermbouman
    @heathermbouman Рік тому +44

    Bro so using a Kentucky musket in the veitnam war 😂

  • @MrTheSilentAssassin
    @MrTheSilentAssassin Рік тому +12

    Not enough Fortunate Son playing during the obligatory helicopter scene

  • @slappytheclown4
    @slappytheclown4 Рік тому +181

    This man should be on SNL, maybe he could salvage that travesty

    • @ryanorourke1150
      @ryanorourke1150 Рік тому +9

      a lot of skit youtubers would do great aljokes and jaden williams

    • @YourCapyFrenBigly_3DPipes1999
      @YourCapyFrenBigly_3DPipes1999 8 місяців тому +2

      Lol. I mean it has its moments. it has its and misses like anything else.

  • @JamesLawner
    @JamesLawner Місяць тому +2

    I’m gonna tell my kids this was Apocalypse Now 😂

  • @McdonaldsInFallujah
    @McdonaldsInFallujah Рік тому +14

    You can legit be a voice actor or actor. It's hard for me to scream like that without sounding like a wimp lol

  • @yuno567
    @yuno567 Рік тому +154

    That’s what women hears when men say I’m a nice guy. “I’m an evil bad guy”. 😂😂😂

    • @Osama-Bon-Jovi-01
      @Osama-Bon-Jovi-01 Рік тому +5

      What do they hear when men say "I'm an evil bad guy"? 🤔

    • @yuno567
      @yuno567 Рік тому +8

      @@Osama-Bon-Jovi-01 I’m a nice guy. it’s interchangeable 🤣

    • @Bdawgvalidest
      @Bdawgvalidest Рік тому +5

      r/niceguys

    • @RoosterFloyd
      @RoosterFloyd Рік тому +2

      ​@@Osama-Bon-Jovi-01They hear 'I'm an evil bad guy' either way.

    • @emiofnnc
      @emiofnnc Рік тому +2

      @@yuno567 and it just goes on forever, translating both terms into the other over and over again

  • @MattBlack-cn7tq
    @MattBlack-cn7tq Рік тому +11

    Only true legends recognize this song just from hearing it faintly in the background of this video.

    • @MattBlack-cn7tq
      @MattBlack-cn7tq Рік тому +8

      For the record its White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane made in 1967. It really put the band on the developing psychedelic rock scene of the late 60s. Really good band and I would recommend. They also played at Woodstock 69'

  • @takeyamedicineson.
    @takeyamedicineson. 2 місяці тому

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 every short is a hidden gem. Good lad 💯

  • @DonkeyKongJr
    @DonkeyKongJr Рік тому +10

    This is what Grandpa sees when he blank stares at the ceiling

  • @666Vampirefromhell
    @666Vampirefromhell 10 місяців тому +35

    I did notice this Vietnam soldier is fighting with a flintlock rifle.
    I know it's just a prop he had on hand but I want it to be canon as that's just a funny idea to me.

    • @purpleblah2
      @purpleblah2 5 місяців тому +2

      Just pretend it’s an M1 Garand

    • @666Vampirefromhell
      @666Vampirefromhell 5 місяців тому +1

      @purpleblah2 Nah. Funnier to imagine a Vietnam soldier who got stuck with a flintlock after they ran out of standard rifles.

    • @archimedesfromteamfortress2
      @archimedesfromteamfortress2 4 місяці тому

      I remember reading somewhere (unsourced claim) that there was a soldier who used his grandpa's Trapdoor Springfield in 'nam
      Likely BS but who knows?

    • @SiiriCressey
      @SiiriCressey 4 місяці тому

      ​@@archimedesfromteamfortress2 Yeah. How would he have gotten it there?
      Unless he was Vietnamese...did they bring their own?

    • @SiiriCressey
      @SiiriCressey 4 місяці тому +1

      He's also in a Vietnamese jungle that looks an awful lot like a North American deciduous forest.

  • @ranoutofnames6595
    @ranoutofnames6595 Рік тому +52

    mans is runnin trough vietnam with an caplock musket, what a legend

  • @LayDiva-in-the-Zone
    @LayDiva-in-the-Zone Місяць тому +1

    Try some Opium..It's fun and good😂😂😂 priceless

  • @iCanBeHeroic
    @iCanBeHeroic Рік тому +11

    “When I first got to ‘Nam, I hated killing. Now, I’d say I’m still not a huge fan of it. Doesn’t really do much for me”

  • @joyed2851
    @joyed2851 Рік тому +139

    Accurate

    • @kylegordonisgreat8611
      @kylegordonisgreat8611  Рік тому +62

      Thanks - yeah I’m a Vietnam vet

    • @mrpotato2905
      @mrpotato2905 Рік тому +16

      ​@@kylegordonisgreat8611thank you for your service ❤🇺🇸

    • @Mythicmagician1
      @Mythicmagician1 Рік тому

      @@mrpotato2905don’t thank this fool he wasn’t in Vietnam and that’s not how it fucking was at all… he’s a waste of space failed comedian. He’s way too young to have gone do you not understand that ?

    • @Mythicmagician1
      @Mythicmagician1 Рік тому

      @@kylegordonisgreat8611your a bastard maybe but that’s the most it’ll ever be.

    • @dilllpikl
      @dilllpikl Рік тому +5

      @@kylegordonisgreat8611 you look real young for being 65+ years old

  • @guyunknown6224
    @guyunknown6224 Рік тому +18

    It ain’t a war crime if it’s the first time 😂

  • @marcusdupriest228
    @marcusdupriest228 2 місяці тому +2

    I’ve never seen these Tropic Thunder bloopers before

  • @robertlewis644
    @robertlewis644 Рік тому +26

    Kyle, do a montage where a kid I tge 1950s is doing a paper route, early 60s cruising in his car, late 60s in Nam, then 70s disco, then 80s wall street executive, 90s recession dad who starts some organic food, then 2000s puts in on the internet, then 2010s a billionaire, then 2020s his Gen Z grandkids dismiss him with "ok boomer"

  • @chrisclark6044
    @chrisclark6044 Рік тому +15

    As a GWOT vet. Yes, this is 96.2.% correct. Probably. I will say Nam Vets are some of the kindest people I've met. Taught me the ability to be a warrior in a garden rather than a Gardner in a war.

  • @acecxke
    @acecxke Рік тому +11

    apocalypse later
    half metal jacket
    good afternoon, vietnam
    we weren't soldiers
    group of armymen

    • @יאןגרברניק
      @יאןגרברניק Рік тому

      what is the last one a refrence to?

    • @VanceVanced
      @VanceVanced Рік тому

      @@יאןגרברניק platoon probably

    • @acecxke
      @acecxke Рік тому

      ​​@@יאןגרברניקplatoon

    • @The-CIA-
      @The-CIA- Рік тому

      @@יאןגרברניקplatoon

    • @dodec8449
      @dodec8449 2 місяці тому

      @@יאןגרברניק platoon, I think

  • @CuckoldRat
    @CuckoldRat 5 місяців тому +1

    Dude I’m serious we need more content 😂 keep up the good work

  • @CasualCrewGaming
    @CasualCrewGaming Рік тому +5

    This is a very unusual, but exceptional and immaculate video

  • @tsujic166
    @tsujic166 Рік тому +9

    I need him to be in every Hollywood movie coming out this year at the same time. Make it happen, Spielberg.

  • @Quiet9797
    @Quiet9797 Рік тому +4

    the way he said "mannn" was so solid

  • @ryeoma
    @ryeoma 2 місяці тому +2

    bro has a modern military jacket with a musket

  • @filmandfirearms
    @filmandfirearms Рік тому +101

    It's funny how American movies always try to make war seem horrific and end up accomplishing the exact opposite by being so comically over the top

    • @klavczarkalafan4191
      @klavczarkalafan4191 9 місяців тому +25

      It would appear the way to make a truly anti-war film is to show the soldiers dying nameless and faceless after the war has already been declared over (due to communication delays), and their civilian relatives back at home being indifferent about the war due to being personally unaffected by the war.

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 9 місяців тому

      @@klavczarkalafan4191 Watch Danger Close or Generation War. That's how you show the horrors of war

    • @naturesquad9174
      @naturesquad9174 9 місяців тому

      i dont know how you can watch the air cavalry massacre scene in Apocalypse Now and not be genuinely horrified. Like, grunts legit ARE over the top and comical. It's even more insane nowadays cuz half of them are FURRIES

    • @naturesquad9174
      @naturesquad9174 9 місяців тому

      @@klavczarkalafan4191 There's definitely material there, especially the revelation of just how useless your "sacrifice" and "heroism" were to actual society and the way the real world runs back home.
      I think there would still need to be emphasis on how many just dont really adjust to civ life when you come back from the Shit. wearing civ clothes just feels wrong, like youre lying. and many GIs end up becoming deviant and violent predators because its now second nature.
      The whole "becoming a demon" trope definitely seems ineffectual now tho, like that actually inspires First World kids to join.

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 8 місяців тому +12

      I dunno about that, most (all) US war movies have military as advisors. The more recent the movie, the higher odds of it being funded by the Pentagon.
      The big thing is that a movie is looking to make money, a story about standing guard for hours in the middle of the rain until you get pneumonia and get discharged without benefits. Or about driving around all day only to get your legs blown up one of the days. It's not really an easy sell.

  • @mrporgmotorsport7822
    @mrporgmotorsport7822 9 місяців тому +4

    The peace sign necklace gives a whole other meaning to “hypocrite” 😂

  • @callmejustin1384
    @callmejustin1384 Рік тому +8

    You’re hella underrated your my favorite tiktoker but I got banned but I found your ytube acct!!

  • @bearfindsbigfoot5630
    @bearfindsbigfoot5630 4 місяці тому

    This is, in particular, one of your finest pieces of work. Bravo, Kyle Gordon- Bravo.

  • @brokrawler
    @brokrawler 11 місяців тому +5

    The tree: "Yo bro watch out for that heli"
    "Thank you b- WAIT WHAT THE FUCK"

  • @IndecisiveGames01
    @IndecisiveGames01 10 місяців тому +33

    I’d be very inclined to believe every single word he says is true because of my Grandpa who fought in Vietnam.
    1: he joined the Vietnam War to get out of going to jail for not paying a speeding ticket.
    2: he’s considered scary by his war vet friends. (FYI, do you know how BUILT DIFFERENT you gotta be to scare not just soldiers of the Vietnam War, but those same soldiers being regarded as your friends?!)
    3: can do a high kick a ceiling a foot above his head, while having the textbook definition of a beer belly, while also being drunk.
    4: got gutted (guts hanging out), drove home WITHOUT aid, Grandma sewing him back up, proceeds to kill the people who done it, and burn their homes to the ground.

    • @liviodinaj6105
      @liviodinaj6105 9 місяців тому +1

      Grandma was in Vietnam?

    • @aeoligarlic4024
      @aeoligarlic4024 9 місяців тому

      "Burn their homes to the ground"
      Your grandpa and his peers have no business wrecking havoc in some other people's home to begin with. He was a terrorist, not the hero you thought he was. Typical bad american take

    • @IndecisiveGames01
      @IndecisiveGames01 9 місяців тому +4

      @@liviodinaj6105 oh nah, this was AFTER he got back from the Vietnam War. He had a bear belly too when he got gutted by natives.

    • @YourCapyFrenBigly_3DPipes1999
      @YourCapyFrenBigly_3DPipes1999 8 місяців тому

      He killed Americans who stabbed him in the guts??

  • @apolakigamingandmore6376
    @apolakigamingandmore6376 11 місяців тому +4

    Imagine someone is hiking nearby and heard this shit: *“I'M AN ABLE BAD GUY!”*

  • @HectorHuxtable
    @HectorHuxtable 2 місяці тому +1

    "Here, try some opium. It's fun and good."