Dutch proposal to dam the North Sea

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  • @CaspianReport
    @CaspianReport  4 роки тому +185

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    • @TheGnafse
      @TheGnafse 4 роки тому +4

      Very interesting video as always Shirvan. Where did you hear about this project? I'm interested in reading more about it.

    • @mennit4959
      @mennit4959 4 роки тому +2

      CaspianReport you are lame and depressed go get some friends finally

    • @lqla4837
      @lqla4837 4 роки тому +3

      Next thing you know... this video was brought to you by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

    • @NLJeffEU
      @NLJeffEU 4 роки тому

      Sounds like a fun project. Not even that hard to do tho👍 and your pronunciation of " afsluitdijk" was on point 😂👍

    • @mfaizsyahmi
      @mfaizsyahmi 4 роки тому +3

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  • @Penryn87
    @Penryn87 4 роки тому +4213

    There is never been a problem the Dutch didn’t think they couldn’t solve with a dam lol

    • @ezzyth8824
      @ezzyth8824 4 роки тому +297

      Invasion by the germans? DAM
      huge asteroid about to hit the Netherlands? DAM
      alien invasion? DAMMMM

    • @SykeMed
      @SykeMed 4 роки тому +198

      And if all else fails... blow up the damn dams and call it a day.

    • @Mach1Greeble
      @Mach1Greeble 4 роки тому +84

      It's worked so far.

    • @tardvandecluntproductions1278
      @tardvandecluntproductions1278 4 роки тому +162

      @@ezzyth8824 We would have stopped that German invasion if it wasn't for those darn flying machines!

    • @sven518-7
      @sven518-7 4 роки тому +17

      Damn, that's right

  • @antonphibes4924
    @antonphibes4924 3 роки тому +744

    Netherlands: We want to build a giant sea wall
    England: Where do we fit in?
    Netherlands: You are the wall

    • @glynnwright1699
      @glynnwright1699 3 роки тому +24

      England: Here are several hundred thermonuclear weapons that will demolish your wall.

    • @Thorocious
      @Thorocious 3 роки тому +26

      The whole of the UK isn't just England you know... missed out Wales and Scotland on that land mass...

    • @Microtherion
      @Microtherion 3 роки тому +11

      @@Thorocious The guy's called Glynn. I think he *might* know where Wales is, no? :)

    • @Thorocious
      @Thorocious 3 роки тому +5

      @@Microtherion I was referring to the other guy, but okay.

    • @Microtherion
      @Microtherion 3 роки тому +3

      @@Thorocious Lol. Like 90 per cent of stuff people say online, I don't suppose it matters anyway. Take it easy...

  • @ProfessorTravis
    @ProfessorTravis 4 роки тому +879

    1. Build the dams
    2. Pump out the sea
    3. RAISE DOGGERLAND!

    • @testserver2054
      @testserver2054 4 роки тому +30

      Travis Atwood then terrorist attacked and millions drown

    • @RogerValor
      @RogerValor 4 роки тому +78

      it would seriously make brexit look foolish if britain stops being an island.
      i mean foolishER.

    • @LorRosengartsky
      @LorRosengartsky 4 роки тому +18

      Roger Valor I mean. Coming to visit Britain on foot? Sure, no problem, we just pulled our 10000 years back ancestors’ trick, hi, hello there

    • @akithyren
      @akithyren 4 роки тому +10

      I think this would be super interesting - it reminds me of the science fiction books like 2312 by Kim Stanley Robinson - you can find similar megaprojects described there in detail - not this one though - would be great to read a sci Fi story about this.

    • @akithyren
      @akithyren 4 роки тому +8

      And perhaps somewhere in a small region in this Doggerland you could make something like a "Pleistocene Park"(more like a reserve actually) with living mammoths and other megafauna

  • @redrooster303
    @redrooster303 3 роки тому +338

    If there was a war the dam would be such an easy and devastating target

    • @bryancouillard2016
      @bryancouillard2016 3 роки тому +75

      Doesn't even need to be a war. Something like that is doomed to fail at some point. The ensuing tidal wave flood would cause more damage in hours than slow sea rise would in decades.

    • @Praecantetia
      @Praecantetia 3 роки тому +91

      @@bryancouillard2016 By that logic the netherlands would already not exist.

    • @cousinleigh1470
      @cousinleigh1470 3 роки тому

      That could destroy the hole Europe and Asia tho

    • @Apple-tq3ve
      @Apple-tq3ve 3 роки тому +19

      1. a war with who?
      2. even if the dam would eventually fail, by the time it would fail the problem would have already been fixed
      3. Adapting? did you go to school? adapting occured over thousands if not millions of years, sea levels will rise too fast to "adapt" to them
      4. moving from the rising sea water is no solution, it will displace millions and hurt the economie more than you can imagine

    • @Praecantetia
      @Praecantetia 3 роки тому +3

      @@Apple-tq3ve option B, the most likely give the world's governments: government leaves people to die or make the choice to move for themselves.

  • @alaskanbullworm5500
    @alaskanbullworm5500 4 роки тому +2569

    Eu: how will be stop the sea rise!?
    Netherlands: we should take the Atlantic Ocean...AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE!

    • @jimcarlson6157
      @jimcarlson6157 4 роки тому +63

      push it over the edge!!

    • @kamalismy
      @kamalismy 4 роки тому +7

      @@jimcarlson6157 yup......

    • @DanksterPaws
      @DanksterPaws 4 роки тому +78

      Meanwhile in the rest of the world: 🌊

    • @Bruintjebeer6
      @Bruintjebeer6 4 роки тому +49

      That is what we always do and did. Push the sea somewhere else to gain land or stay dry.
      A lot off major rivers end in the Netherlands. So we get all the flood water from other countries. Still those countries get flooded but our feet stay dry thanks to the government and our amazing engineers. It is our way off life.

    • @runs_through_the_forest
      @runs_through_the_forest 4 роки тому +17

      @@Bruintjebeer6 payed with taxes from stoners like me living just at the border lol.. but serious this plan is so wrong, killing the noordzee would be number 1 in selfish neoliberalism, we move inland or kill all life in this sea? it's proposal shows the lack of contact with reality, those planning this should smoke some every now and then, take mushrooms and make contact with nature..

  • @sumerates
    @sumerates 4 роки тому +3188

    Ocean: Its over Netherlands
    Netherlands: You didnt see my final form yet

    • @Normandy-e8i
      @Normandy-e8i 4 роки тому +27

      cringe

    • @Zarrov
      @Zarrov 4 роки тому +147

      Nah, its rather:
      Ocean: I have the higher ground
      Netherlands: you underestimate my powers
      later:
      Netherlands: What about rising CO2 levels?
      Climate: It appears that in your industrial rage to build the dam you increased greenhouse gasses emissions accelearating the catastrophe.
      Netherlands: NOOOOO!

    • @TheMrvande
      @TheMrvande 4 роки тому +5

      I laughed harder then I should have at this.

    • @StoneCoolds
      @StoneCoolds 4 роки тому +15

      Netherlands: im only using 1% of my power level

    • @mumbairay
      @mumbairay 4 роки тому +5

      @@Zarrov this is clown. Sea level is falling in the Baltic due to glacier rebound

  • @dannycollier1
    @dannycollier1 4 роки тому +826

    Europe: What can we do about rising sea levels?
    Netherlands: Build a dam!
    The North Sea: Well, I'll be damned!

    • @Polomac100
      @Polomac100 4 роки тому +10

      *dammed

    • @dannycollier1
      @dannycollier1 4 роки тому +7

      @@Polomac100 Search up the meaning of 'damned' and you will be able to get the joke.

    • @xsniperwolf9457
      @xsniperwolf9457 4 роки тому +4

      Danny Boy terrible joke

    • @doctercali5234
      @doctercali5234 4 роки тому

      Danny Boy funny

    • @mechellekingman7833
      @mechellekingman7833 4 роки тому +1

      The problem is the sea levels our not rising according to sat data

  • @058thegodfatherlwd
    @058thegodfatherlwd 3 роки тому +282

    As a marine biologist from Norway I can tell you that this will most likely never happen. So many species of animals would go extinct for the sake of some of the countries that are leading in climate change. Migrating fish on ocean currents would go extinct, and local sea life is depended on this nutrient influx, it will completely destroy the local environment, affecting weather patterns and could cause extreme draughts making the land next to completely uninhabitable for people or animals. I mean I am a big fan of Caspian report and I love your geopolitical breakdowns, but when it comes to ecology and environment there are some things that you completely overlook. Understandable though, we live on a planet that completely overlooks ecology and environment.

    • @caezar55
      @caezar55 3 роки тому +9

      There would be ways around that. For example they could build channels for marine life to able to move through. The North Sea would remain salt water, so the idea this project would change the climate is absurd.

    • @058thegodfatherlwd
      @058thegodfatherlwd 3 роки тому +47

      @@caezar55 lol, clearly you have no perspective on ocean currents, are you familiar with Norwegian fjords? Narrow points in those fjords already change the salinity of the water and nutrient influx, as well as species diversity, and that are only small masses of water. These channels need to be absolutely massive and placed at the right places for your proposal to work considering the huge bodies of water it contains, and then you are basically guessing that the Atlantic mackerel, bluefin tuna and other fish and large marine mammal species are going to adapt their migration patterns. Sounds like a massive ecological disaster.

    • @whatacruelchoice
      @whatacruelchoice 2 роки тому +16

      Yup there is no way this would be done, the downsides are enormous, north western europe is densely populated only because of access to sea, without that sea there is no reason for people to be there. Protect coastal populations by destroying the logic of their existence? this is futile. Even the most reasonable version of this, a dam from dover to calais which leaves southern england and northern france (which are relatively high do not need protection from sea level rise) with a functional population still requires that insanely long dam across scotland to norway and I honestly dont believe that a dam can built that will endure the north sea storm surges we will see in the later half of this century.

    • @EliHaNavi
      @EliHaNavi 2 роки тому +1

      [sarc on] Yes, yes: because animals are so much > than people. Typical W Euro degenerate thinking.

    • @EliHaNavi
      @EliHaNavi 2 роки тому +3

      @@whatacruelchoice Nope. The important thing is access to waterway. Turning the North and Baltic seas into humongous freshwater lakes does not change ability for the maritime Euro nations to trade with each other. The only thing that will get affected is access to the Atlantic. But this can be ameliorated by the use of locks.

  • @betiedu
    @betiedu 4 роки тому +1085

    We're gonna build a wall... And make the Sea pay for it

    • @pickledpigknuckles6945
      @pickledpigknuckles6945 4 роки тому +8

      Whats Trump got to do with this LoL maybe he will gain Land for another resort and golf course LoL

    • @durim187
      @durim187 4 роки тому +2

      Good one

    •  4 роки тому +1

      @@pickledpigknuckles6945
      It's a reference to when a Dutch comedian made a video poking fun at all the trumpisms and his retarded idea of 'American first and fuck the whole world'.
      ua-cam.com/video/j-xxis7hDOE/v-deo.html

    • @Lucsu25
      @Lucsu25 4 роки тому +5

      we dont like the mexican wather

    • @michaelnice93
      @michaelnice93 4 роки тому

      No they are going to make tax payers pay for it.

  • @INeedJesus4sure
    @INeedJesus4sure 4 роки тому +491

    Europe: "What should we do?"
    Dutch: "Dam it!"

  • @johndevries7397
    @johndevries7397 4 роки тому +1570

    Britain: leaves EU
    Netherlands: *Builds dam around UK*

    • @ravinhobo
      @ravinhobo 4 роки тому +104

      YA GOT A LOISANCE FOR THAT DAM

    • @carsandstuff365
      @carsandstuff365 4 роки тому +13

      Like the powers at be will let happen 😂

    • @PassiveFIRE
      @PassiveFIRE 4 роки тому +26

      puts a massive twist on the claims to have access to British waters.

    • @noahisaac9049
      @noahisaac9049 4 роки тому +1

      Yep.. and Afro am immigrants build it lol

    • @Dave-hu5hr
      @Dave-hu5hr 4 роки тому +44

      Britain: Phones 617 Squadron.

  • @SurpriseMechanics
    @SurpriseMechanics 3 роки тому +172

    The amount of physical material needed just to build that would strain almost every other construction project in the world.

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx 3 роки тому +12

      It would take vastly less to build a giant sea wall to specifically protect the Netherlands instead.
      It would probably be easier to build a huge freeze ray and fire it at the antarctic to start building up the glaciers again.
      Considering that the ice melts every year keeping it solid for even just a few weeks longer would be a massive boon to the wildlife already struggling (polar bears and penguins) and keep the white ice reflecting sunlight a little longer.
      Not well known is that a very large amount of greenhouse gases are actually trapped in ice, and their melting is actually speeding up global warming in a continuous destructive cycle that only melts more ice.
      So reversing this process could trap a lot of GH gases back in ice for a while.

    • @TristanPopken
      @TristanPopken 3 роки тому +7

      ​@@mnomadvfx The main reason melted poles increase the temperature even more is because of the albedo effect.
      Btw, it is impossible to cool down the poles. For things to cool down you need to transfer heat. You cant just take away heat. And where are you going to store those billions of joules of energy in heat? If you move it to the equator it will slowly spread around the world again. You would need to shoot it into space. This would take so much more money than just taking away greenhouse gasses and let earth cool down itself over time, which is still possible if countries act quick.
      Also the north pole is pretty much doomed already so even if humans wanted, it would be impossible to save wildlife there.
      And it is correct that it would be less work just to safe the Netherlands. But, what about a lot of other coastal cities in France, England, Denmark, Belgium, Germany, Norway, Sweden, Finland, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Poland and Russia.
      It is true however that it would hit the economie and ecology with the canal locks and fresh waters.

    • @mathijs8537
      @mathijs8537 3 роки тому +6

      @@TristanPopken yeah, and the ice was melting without the help of humans. We are just out of an ice time so it would be weird if it wasnt melting.

    • @bigtone7824
      @bigtone7824 3 роки тому +3

      Don't worry this is just an internet video something like this will never happen

    • @faabzeeland
      @faabzeeland 3 роки тому +1

      No, look at A chart of the North Sea. Bitch is shallow

  • @TheZoltan-42
    @TheZoltan-42 3 роки тому +972

    "Make Doggerland great again!"

    • @obiden3322
      @obiden3322 3 роки тому +6

      I just made that comment - didn't copy you - I even spelt it differently

    • @jacobedward2401
      @jacobedward2401 3 роки тому +36

      I was going to say "Make Doggerland Dry Again"

    • @newporg6887
      @newporg6887 3 роки тому +5

      Thats exactly what i ws gonna comment about.

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx 3 роки тому +1

      You would have to drain billions of liters of water from the North Sea and English channel just to see part of it get dry.

    • @debbiehenri345
      @debbiehenri345 3 роки тому +1

      Hmm, yes, with every potential for bringing back the mosquito and malaria into the region (malaria used to be a problem in both the Somerset flats and Norfolk regions of the UK, so there's every reason to believe it ran rife throughout the swampy wetlands of former Doggerland). That'll make for a nice summer vacation spot.

  • @quisqueyanguy120
    @quisqueyanguy120 4 роки тому +279

    Ah, the eternal Dutch War of Aggression against the Sea.

  • @AB-zl4nh
    @AB-zl4nh 3 роки тому +686

    The EU: The sea is rising, what can we do?
    Netherlands: *STARTS WATERBENDING*

  • @KT-ut9zg
    @KT-ut9zg 3 роки тому +35

    "Budget of between 270bn and 550bn Dollars." That's almost as much as Ireland's new children's hospital! (so far)

  • @Coolrh13
    @Coolrh13 4 роки тому +369

    The world: This project would lead to complete and utter damnation
    The Dutch: what’s so wrong with being a dam nation?

  • @supakornwongwiang7307
    @supakornwongwiang7307 4 роки тому +208

    Dutch: I have a great idea.
    Marine life in the Atlantic Ocean: WTF

  • @MrBigCookieCrumble
    @MrBigCookieCrumble 4 роки тому +667

    North Sea: Exists
    Nederland: *G E K O L O N I S E E R D*

  • @andredeketeleastutecomplex
    @andredeketeleastutecomplex 3 роки тому +58

    Neptune: I rule here
    The dutch: hold my shitty Heineken sponsored dam

    • @stephenmeier4658
      @stephenmeier4658 3 роки тому +2

      Heineken is not shitty

    • @derpboy8904
      @derpboy8904 3 роки тому +2

      @@stephenmeier4658 im dutch and i think it is

    • @JR-mh8vn
      @JR-mh8vn 6 місяців тому

      @@stephenmeier4658 we Dutch call it piss beer cause it makes you pee a lot

  • @defenstrator4660
    @defenstrator4660 4 роки тому +367

    The UK- Finally Brexit!
    Netherlands- How about you literally become part of Europe?

    • @RomanHistoryFan476AD
      @RomanHistoryFan476AD 4 роки тому +43

      UK- Dam Busters.

    • @sausagejockyGaming
      @sausagejockyGaming 4 роки тому +15

      Defenstrator they would need uk permission consdiering we own the channel and it would fuck the uk, that water has to go somewhere

    • @ahamedihamiyun5927
      @ahamedihamiyun5927 4 роки тому

      @@sausagejockyGaming send the water to Landon

    • @RomanHistoryFan476AD
      @RomanHistoryFan476AD 4 роки тому +1

      @@ahamedihamiyun5927 Nah, send it to Istanbul. the other side of Europe/Asia minor.

    • @RomanHistoryFan476AD
      @RomanHistoryFan476AD 4 роки тому +1

      @Konceited Kai could easily close it, or collapse it.

  • @AnotherPanther
    @AnotherPanther 4 роки тому +310

    Afsluitdijk: *exists*
    Netherlands: this isn't even my final form

    • @Qatrebew
      @Qatrebew 4 роки тому +10

      i seriously thought this was just gibberish mashing on keyboard but it actually is a *language*

    • @AnotherPanther
      @AnotherPanther 4 роки тому +4

      @@Qatrebew hey all the other languages took the normal sounding words! you can't blame us for being stuck with this smh

    • @blockomainia2
      @blockomainia2 4 роки тому +2

      I thought I was having a stroke reading it but then I remembered it’s just dutch.

    • @zitzak2794
      @zitzak2794 4 роки тому +1

      Hey don’t forget *arbeidsongeschiktheidsverzekeringsmaatschappij*

    • @julianpichardo5045
      @julianpichardo5045 4 роки тому

      At lest it ain’t welsh

  • @fryreviews693
    @fryreviews693 4 роки тому +968

    I love how its the dutch. They are so sick of water that they just want to get it as far away from their nation as possible

    • @denisneubert8013
      @denisneubert8013 4 роки тому +35

      It's water. If dutch people gonna stop it with a giant wall, other countries of the world going to be flooded even more. Water has to go somewhere else, right?
      Mostly it's gonna hit poor countries even more. Also Italy, US, so many places in Asia going to be affected by it. Again, just ignorant way of thinking.
      There are view places in dessert regions like sahara or in Australia that are below the sea-level. To flood these will be benefitial for everyone and more efficient.

    • @fryreviews693
      @fryreviews693 4 роки тому +55

      Johny Okinawa. Im so confused on what me joking about the dutch hating water has to do with this

    • @denisneubert8013
      @denisneubert8013 4 роки тому +9

      @@fryreviews693 True, I didn't get the joke first. After reading second time, kinda funny yes.
      They are tall enough.
      I just would never support this stupid project. People actually getting payed for stupid ideas like this...

    • @baskoller5506
      @baskoller5506 4 роки тому +49

      I (Dutch) love water. We just happen to live mostly below sea level. And I have no gills to speak off. Yet.

    • @stefan-ox8qs
      @stefan-ox8qs 4 роки тому +2

      @@denisneubert8013worst off all, its from tax money :(

  • @Gia1911Logous
    @Gia1911Logous 3 роки тому +95

    Everyone's laughing at them now, but no one's gonna be laughing when they colonize all of the sea

    • @MrWeedWacky
      @MrWeedWacky 3 роки тому +11

      the environmental disaster this will cause will be the end of mankind.
      there are thousands of species of fish that travel to and from the kattegat...
      the dams would kill that... this would destroy fishing in the north sea, Skagerrak and Baltic sea...
      food for 10's of millions of people....
      it is the most moronic plan ever.

    • @Praecantetia
      @Praecantetia 3 роки тому +1

      @@MrWeedWacky I probpose a fish gate

    • @MrWeedWacky
      @MrWeedWacky 3 роки тому

      @@Praecantetia the size of a blue whale?

    • @Praecantetia
      @Praecantetia 3 роки тому +1

      @@MrWeedWacky yes. If we can get a ship elevator the size of the evergiven then we can make a cate for fish and whales.

    • @frankrichter4480
      @frankrichter4480 3 роки тому

      What that Dutch boys and stick his finger in

  • @jonowack
    @jonowack 4 роки тому +957

    They could pump out the whole sea and reclaim doggerland.

    • @masc6287
      @masc6287 4 роки тому +29

      Lets just wait for the next Ice age in a 100 thousand years to reduce sea levels

    • @martinmanifold2241
      @martinmanifold2241 4 роки тому +12

      The dutch is doggerland central ...

    • @tubaboytom
      @tubaboytom 4 роки тому +13

      Kinda arrogant. Pumping out all that water not only takes more time and money but also displaces the water. With such a mass of water being pumped out it'd do more harm globally.

    •  4 роки тому +23

      @@sonacphotos I don't necessarily disagree with you but don't be fooled by India. They have plenty of money, there are just huge disparities between the rich and poor. There biggest problem is corruption which is why they are struggling. Like most of Asia and points further west corruption is crippling there. You can't get anything done unless you bribe every person you meet along the way. That said, India is one of the dirtiest, nastiest, countries in the world. Human excrement and filfth literally everywhere in the cities. Part of it is cultural. You could put a line of trash cans in the park and everyone just throws trash on the ground even after walking by a whole line of cans. They just don't have the ethos to care about what they don't own directly. I know this from my Indian friends in college and the trip we took there after graduation. A good 1/3 of the countries population couldn't tell you what a toilet was and has never used one nor seen one. People just drop their drawers and crap in the middle of the street while hoards of people are hustling by on their way to work. Just a disgusting, filthy country. China is paradise compared to India.

    • @andrewmillar8153
      @andrewmillar8153 4 роки тому +6

      @Jon Bjornssen 🤭

  • @bobhenk7530
    @bobhenk7530 4 роки тому +532

    The dutch are just playing minecraft at this point

    • @mastertrams
      @mastertrams 4 роки тому +2

      Oh how Europe could N.E.E.D. the Dutch minecrafting skills.

    • @David-km2ie
      @David-km2ie 4 роки тому +3

      We have an old history playing minecraft

    • @rudolfkraffzick642
      @rudolfkraffzick642 4 роки тому +3

      Anyway. But the problem of the warm gulf stream blocked from the English Channel and the North Sea is kept out completely.

    • @erikarneberg11
      @erikarneberg11 4 роки тому +4

      New game: Damcraft

  • @rdbchase
    @rdbchase 4 роки тому +298

    "... one of the largest civil engineering projects in the world" -- how about "far and away the largest civil engineering project in the world"?

    • @Danquebec01
      @Danquebec01 4 роки тому +21

      Yea I’m left wondering what is the largest civil engineering project if this one wouldn’t be?

    • @armand9404
      @armand9404 4 роки тому +1

      @@Danquebec01 it's fairly obvious actually

    • @stb357
      @stb357 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah, I thought about how the mega damns in China compare, but do those even come close to the scale of this project?

    • @kolikari3813
      @kolikari3813 4 роки тому

      stb357 damn

    • @Danquebec01
      @Danquebec01 4 роки тому +4

      @@stb357 Are you referring to the Three Gorges Dam? I don’t consider it as coming close.

  • @Th3Australian1
    @Th3Australian1 2 роки тому +3

    The Dutch: *Sees open body of water*
    The Dutch: “Not on my watch”

  • @higreentj
    @higreentj 4 роки тому +1021

    What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Damn.

  • @oopitywoop4568
    @oopitywoop4568 4 роки тому +523

    England
    Pro : Probably double in size,
    Salt buissness
    Cons : Germany can now reach british mainland.

    • @GWRProductions-kg9pt
      @GWRProductions-kg9pt 4 роки тому +5

      invasion wise impossible

    • @mazemue
      @mazemue 4 роки тому +40

      I might have misunderstood. But I don't think that the idea is to drain the Nordic and Baltic Sea completely. That would probably be worse than the rising sea level...
      Just keep their sea levels from rising the same way the Atlantic's will do.

    • @CancerGaming56
      @CancerGaming56 4 роки тому +24

      "The British campaign to remain surrounded by sea"
      A.K.A. WWII insurance policy.

    • @hex2307
      @hex2307 4 роки тому +6

      Dambusters 2

    • @Alistplay
      @Alistplay 4 роки тому +1

      @@CancerGaming56 😂😂😂

  • @dracomet2097
    @dracomet2097 4 роки тому +1217

    Sea: *exists*
    Netherlands: “It’s free real estate”

    • @SomewhereAbove
      @SomewhereAbove 4 роки тому +9

      Actually it's very much the other way around when you realize how much the Netherlands gets flooded

    • @johnzuijdveld9585
      @johnzuijdveld9585 4 роки тому

      NthSeaExit!

    • @johnzuijdveld9585
      @johnzuijdveld9585 4 роки тому +3

      For Gods' sake! don't tell the Chinese that, they'll claim all the oceans!

    • @fabioartoscassone9305
      @fabioartoscassone9305 4 роки тому +1

      @@johnzuijdveld9585 i know the love of Dutchmen for pressing ( Total Football), but u are a bit obsessed, right?

    • @hunterashwill5766
      @hunterashwill5766 4 роки тому +1

      I wouldn't exactly say free, they pay for a lot for it.

  • @angie44551
    @angie44551 3 роки тому +10

    This has the same energy of "the oceans are warming? just throw some ice into it" solution.

  • @bnap3221
    @bnap3221 4 роки тому +454

    I first thought they would drain it and reclaim doggerland

    • @DaDunge
      @DaDunge 4 роки тому +31

      Probably a better idea really, because the enclosure would become a slowly evaporating pool of Brine otherwise.

    • @FatUberUddersOfChaos
      @FatUberUddersOfChaos 4 роки тому +35

      Would be amazing for archeology!

    • @TheJeremyKentBGross
      @TheJeremyKentBGross 4 роки тому +25

      Yeah can you imagine the population fills up the area, and natural disasters or terrorism breaches the dam and kills 1 billion people whose homes are now 200m under water?

    • @failedtoloadpleasetryagain1862
      @failedtoloadpleasetryagain1862 4 роки тому +20

      @@DaDunge i think all the rivers flowing into the northern sea would make overflow more of a risk then it evaporating draining the sea would also be catastrophic for the fishing industry and for shipping routes

    • @DaDunge
      @DaDunge 4 роки тому +6

      @@failedtoloadpleasetryagain1862 The last part is something you'd get with the dammed "lake" too. All the fish in the lake would die, and the locks in the dams would no where near be able to handle the amount of traffic needed to keep the coastal ports alive.

  • @dday1412
    @dday1412 4 роки тому +847

    England: We want Brexit!
    EU: Sure no problem.....
    Netherlands: Um...by the way.... just one more thing....

    • @jhrusa8125
      @jhrusa8125 4 роки тому +15

      One more thing the United States won't let the Netherlands do.

    • @TheRingoism
      @TheRingoism 4 роки тому +30

      Funny but like the EU has the funds to pay for this and they'd want the UK to pay for most of it...

    • @Eddyspeeder
      @Eddyspeeder 4 роки тому +70

      @@TheRingoism Trump just called, he said the Mexicans will pay for this wall too

    • @antonioklaic4839
      @antonioklaic4839 4 роки тому +34

      @@TheRingoism Germany is richer than UK and France is equivalent, add the other members in aswell.
      Plus UK companies are moving to the EU.
      EU isn't the one who is going to have funding problems.

    • @chickenborn7697
      @chickenborn7697 4 роки тому +11

      "Sure, no problem" is not exactly how I would describe the past few years in regards to EU response to Brexit. But okay xD

  • @RicoElRomano
    @RicoElRomano 4 роки тому +136

    The world: Huge Plan!!! Takes years!
    The Netherlands: We need more coffee! And 30 minutes.....

  • @Scampcam
    @Scampcam 3 роки тому +22

    I'm more worried about how something like this would effect marine life. We've already overfished the seas and killed 80% of birds/insect populations.

    • @tinkertailor7385
      @tinkertailor7385 3 роки тому +5

      Dude you need to stop reading depressive Greenpeace propaganda. We haven't killed 80% of birds and insects and fishing is not over fished it's over regulated. Did you really think 80 percent of all birds and insects have been destroyed?....There are tens of billions of birds and trillions of insects.

    • @Scampcam
      @Scampcam 3 роки тому

      @Raven Moon isn't the issue it'll gradually become fresh water, not sea water over time?

    • @Saved-by-Grace
      @Saved-by-Grace 3 роки тому +1

      @@tinkertailor7385 Ok but how many species have we as humans endangered or made extinct? Way too many my dude.

    • @lennard939
      @lennard939 3 роки тому

      Well whats 20% more?

    • @dr.livesey7595
      @dr.livesey7595 3 місяці тому

      ​@@tinkertailor7385In Germany 80% of the birds are extinct since 1800

  • @annoyingguyoninternet1631
    @annoyingguyoninternet1631 4 роки тому +111

    Dutch: Close it!
    Europe: Why?
    Dutch: _You wouldn't get it_

    • @vanlao6367
      @vanlao6367 4 роки тому +2

      Whatever the Dutch were smoking to make this project, i want some of that

    • @cryptow3s270
      @cryptow3s270 4 роки тому +1

      Haha this is realy fake🤣

  • @gelgamath_9903
    @gelgamath_9903 4 роки тому +121

    The Dutch are once again looking to escalate their ongoing war against the sea

  • @123Dunebuggy
    @123Dunebuggy 4 роки тому +331

    Its gonna be a beautiful dam, and belgium will pay for it!

    • @malahammer
      @malahammer 4 роки тому +14

      Ah go on......let the Mexicans pay. They are paying for absolutely everything.

    • @ChPonsard
      @ChPonsard 4 роки тому +10

      Here's a lol from Belgium :p

    • @davidparfitt9009
      @davidparfitt9009 4 роки тому +4

      123Dunebuggy and so they should

    • @lieberfreialsgleich
      @lieberfreialsgleich 4 роки тому +2

      Usually, Germany pays for everything.

    • @B.Krol.050
      @B.Krol.050 4 роки тому +3

      France surrenders to the sea anyway so why not start the dam in south netherlands or as some people call it belgium

  • @HedgehogZone
    @HedgehogZone 3 роки тому +4

    If the worst will happen, netherlands people are welcome in germany.

  • @Boszziuryayok
    @Boszziuryayok 4 роки тому +494

    so much for the UK trying to achieve its splendid isolation. now you’ll have these lovely tulip fanatics walking to Dover

    • @rusu989
      @rusu989 4 роки тому +104

      biking* to dover

    • @joeribaars5481
      @joeribaars5481 4 роки тому +67

      shit, they figured our plan to keep England in the EU by making it landlocked into Europe.

    • @rusu989
      @rusu989 4 роки тому +17

      @@joeribaars5481 I say, would either of you chaps fancy a swim in the baltic pond ?

    • @joeribaars5481
      @joeribaars5481 4 роки тому +10

      I like swimming, but maybe wait till the water is warmer.

    • @jonathanwilson8951
      @jonathanwilson8951 4 роки тому +12

      Independence, not isolation.

  • @ejkurwabober
    @ejkurwabober 4 роки тому +443

    The Netherlands: We're gonna build a wall and the fishes will pay for it

    • @Post-Occident
      @Post-Occident 4 роки тому +1

      rgehjog;[pkjirge;oj;ojgkxcvx,.ndvskjdgsf;jdgfskjlkj;jrs; pkrgkxvljdae'lkpllk;/kxcvml;lkjife,.mvlkjlkepk

    • @George83_Thomas
      @George83_Thomas 4 роки тому +1

      Kojo Tutu agreed

    • @bigsnugga
      @bigsnugga 4 роки тому +1

      and we’ll succeed like trump is doing right now.

    • @patrickscholten222
      @patrickscholten222 4 роки тому +2

      scheldedam can also the fish let free to swim, duch are smart you know

    • @Ohne_Silikone
      @Ohne_Silikone 4 роки тому +2

      Oh, as the salinity of the water changes, the fish will pay.

  • @NihilSineDeo09
    @NihilSineDeo09 3 роки тому +221

    North Sea: I'll be damned if the Dutch go thru with this project

    • @davidhimmelsbach557
      @davidhimmelsbach557 3 роки тому +3

      View Doggerland, BBC, somewhere here on UA-cam.. The Dutch are proposing to return to the conditions of 10,000 years before the present.

    • @mrmatthewshun
      @mrmatthewshun 3 роки тому +5

      Dammed*

    • @Luka_H
      @Luka_H 3 роки тому +4

      We will make it the North Lake😂😂

    • @theobolt250
      @theobolt250 3 роки тому

      No, not damned, dammed 😄

    • @Mitaka.Kotsuka
      @Mitaka.Kotsuka 2 роки тому

      the north sea... and all the countries sharing coastline with the baltic...

  • @liammurphy2725
    @liammurphy2725 3 роки тому +5

    First step, dam the North sea. Second step, drain it and turn it into a parking lot.

  • @chrisca
    @chrisca 4 роки тому +147

    Sea: Ceases existing
    The Netherlands: *G E K O L O N I S E E R D*

    • @diegestive4167
      @diegestive4167 4 роки тому +2

      cresta2000ESP jullie zijn gek hoor !!!

    • @Dylan-ze6hw
      @Dylan-ze6hw 4 роки тому

      Die Gestive we zijn de baas van the zee

  • @saltylad2107
    @saltylad2107 4 роки тому +277

    ~$200 billion is not very expensive when you consider projects like the joint strike fighter.

    • @RedKrossSquad
      @RedKrossSquad 4 роки тому +27

      Or the GDP of the countries involved. It's be a good amount, but doing it in stages would stagger the costs rather noticeably.

    • @lukeday87
      @lukeday87 4 роки тому +10

      Unfortunately once the dam is built they arent able to sell it

    • @stevshaboba7476
      @stevshaboba7476 4 роки тому +26

      You're kidding yourself if you think this would only cost 200 billion

    • @Defaultname0000
      @Defaultname0000 4 роки тому +16

      Lmao, £200bn wouldn't get it even a 10th completed.

    • @saltylad2107
      @saltylad2107 4 роки тому +12

      @@stevshaboba7476 The ISS cost $150 billion (2010 USD). Thats around $177 billion today. So govts have shelled out loads of money in the past.
      Yeah the whole dam project will almost certainly overrun 200 billion, but the point is it's not completely unfeasible when compared to the cost of not doing it.

  • @DakotaTheRota
    @DakotaTheRota 4 роки тому +1006

    This sounds like an ecological nightmare to be honest.

    • @coenvdb6032
      @coenvdb6032 4 роки тому +32

      Especially for us humans living in the netherlands.

    • @ZardexM
      @ZardexM 4 роки тому +50

      It's ecological only in the sense of how it effects ecology. The reasons have nothing to do with climate however. The sea is rising because the land is sinking. It has been sinking for thousands of years, with no human CO2 emissions. Doggerland did not sink because of CO2.

    • @coenvdb6032
      @coenvdb6032 4 роки тому +168

      @@ZardexM You should go back to school. Lemme break it down, more CO2 in atmosphere --> more greenhouse gasses in air --> more warmth gets trapped --> temperature rises --> water expands --> sealevels rise.
      Climate change does make a difference...

    • @ZardexM
      @ZardexM 4 роки тому +43

      @@coenvdb6032 Funny how your climate change makes the sea-level go down on the coast of Finland and rise on the coast of England while the geological process of tilting earth suddenly no longer applies.

    • @ZardexM
      @ZardexM 4 роки тому +34

      @@coenvdb6032 And before you blame civilized humanity and fossil fuels for CO2, believing any climate accord can solve anything, if you believe co2 is causing climate change, ask africans to stop breeding and eliminate the world of termite nests... both would reduce production of CO2 more then ending fossil fuel consumption.

  • @basedgimli1526
    @basedgimli1526 2 роки тому +2

    I wonder how Russia would feel getting boxed into the Baltic...

  • @jcb5782
    @jcb5782 4 роки тому +638

    *Dutch dam effectively cutting off St. Petersburg*
    NATO: Here’s a billion dollars

    • @_loss_
      @_loss_ 4 роки тому +7

      Petersburg is already cut off by Kattegatt.

    • @lexethonor294
      @lexethonor294 4 роки тому +20

      NATO is not anti-russia. But we must protect against russian aggression.

    • @HarrySmith-hr2iv
      @HarrySmith-hr2iv 4 роки тому +10

      @@lexethonor294 You mean there is no USA aggression?

    • @lexethonor294
      @lexethonor294 4 роки тому +20

      ​@@HarrySmith-hr2iv USA didn.t invade europe and installed dictatorships.

    • @generalsecrecy7917
      @generalsecrecy7917 4 роки тому +5

      We did install democracies though

  • @saptsagn3697
    @saptsagn3697 4 роки тому +150

    Ocean: *I shall rise*
    Dutch: We dont do that here

    • @jezusbloodie
      @jezusbloodie 4 роки тому +2

      me, a dutchie: wellllllll *hits blunt*

    • @greengreen110
      @greengreen110 4 роки тому +6

      And then the duch said: there shall be land, and thus the netherlands rose from the seas

    • @luis_zuniga
      @luis_zuniga 4 роки тому +1

      Sapt Sagn the Dutch: you shall not pass!

    • @elvolvasky69
      @elvolvasky69 4 роки тому +1

      Jajaja the best comment

  • @SwimmingBird27
    @SwimmingBird27 4 роки тому +370

    Even if the Netherlands sinks, they’ll just built underwater cities

    • @seancrawford3061
      @seancrawford3061 4 роки тому +5

      Probably cheaper

    • @terraindomitus3758
      @terraindomitus3758 4 роки тому +12

      So just like rapture just without the crazy adam adict splicers, child experimented little sisters, diving suit wearing big daddy's and big sisters.

    • @Airborne675
      @Airborne675 4 роки тому +2

      That Will Never Happend

    • @JHR36
      @JHR36 4 роки тому +8

      @@terraindomitus3758 Have you tried walking around Amsterdam city centre at night you may be surprised.

    • @terraindomitus3758
      @terraindomitus3758 4 роки тому

      @@JHR36 no i haven't but my comment is just refrencing bioshock.

  • @stormspirit9783
    @stormspirit9783 3 роки тому +1

    Wouldn’t somebody just blow it up? I feel like leaving that out as a potential danger is foolish.

  • @21Salutschuesse
    @21Salutschuesse 4 роки тому +406

    greta thunberg: stop climate change!
    netherlands and germany: We're gonna build a wall, it's gonna be a big beautiful wall.

    • @Rayhuntter
      @Rayhuntter 4 роки тому +6

      😂 same thought almost.
      Why do something about nefarious international trade agreements that cause poverty and migration when you can just build a wall?
      Why do something about rising sea levels as a result of anthropogenic global warming when you can build a wall?
      Are our species doomed?

    • @ricardobrands9736
      @ricardobrands9736 4 роки тому +7

      And we gonna make the British pay for it shttttt

    • @robertcrusader5019
      @robertcrusader5019 4 роки тому +5

      How DARE you!!!

    • @kdkd693
      @kdkd693 4 роки тому

      And it will be ‘orange’, as the Dutch like that

    • @jansen7640
      @jansen7640 4 роки тому +2

      I live in the netherlands. I have never heard of this before. It sounds like a fake story to me.

  • @ub5168
    @ub5168 4 роки тому +291

    The Dutch : lol u guys in survival.. *just use world edit*

  • @huibvanhemert8918
    @huibvanhemert8918 4 роки тому +381

    nobody:
    The Dutch: I N G E P O L D E R D

    • @cdemr
      @cdemr 4 роки тому +6

      I read this with the *thickest* Dutch accent I could even think of

    • @Dawizard1985
      @Dawizard1985 4 роки тому +1

      Goed bezugg 👍🏻

    • @roel3377
      @roel3377 4 роки тому +1

      Zeg makker

    • @AskTorin
      @AskTorin 4 роки тому +1

      Spannend!!

    • @maik8922
      @maik8922 4 роки тому +1

      Lekker bezig

  • @spudOSR
    @spudOSR 3 роки тому +4

    I think something like this was proposed across the strait of Gibraltar before ww2 but it was concluded that it would take more than all of the concrete in the entire world to complete

    • @nickl5658
      @nickl5658 3 роки тому +3

      In 1935.... yes... but we now make a lot more concrete.

  • @jonyongkkkl5119
    @jonyongkkkl5119 4 роки тому +360

    Netherlands : yes, no more flooding here.
    Venice : dam.

  • @Slobber88
    @Slobber88 4 роки тому +495

    Did he just say the estimate for construction is 20 years? It took 16 years to build a 10 km subway line in Amsterdam.

    • @larsebbers5214
      @larsebbers5214 4 роки тому +76

      however they also just needed about six years for the afsluitdijk which is 32 km long and that was from 1927 to 1933 so now we have far better equipment.

    • @XDbored1
      @XDbored1 4 роки тому +47

      @@larsebbers5214 sure better equipment but worse management tighter budgets more corruption and no one works any day there is a single drop of rain and it takes 3 guys to watch one guy while 4 others guys are grabbing lunch and 6 six other guys are stuffing around in a office doing paperwork just to do one construction job nothing gets done that fast anymore

    • @poltem1
      @poltem1 4 роки тому +28

      Coincidentally this dam is not being build in Amsterdam

    • @XDbored1
      @XDbored1 4 роки тому +2

      @@jodypelupessy2142 but you only win by default is the problem its slow everywhere

    • @roy_hks
      @roy_hks 4 роки тому +6

      XDbored1 We literally replace entire overpasses in a day. Nothing in the Netherlands is slow when it comes to infrastructure aside from Groningen Ringweg ):

  • @FallenEpic
    @FallenEpic 4 роки тому +221

    "It's over, Netherlands, I have the high ground!"
    "You underestimate our power..."

    • @rejvaik00
      @rejvaik00 4 роки тому +3

      Low ground*

    • @leodarksam6230
      @leodarksam6230 4 роки тому +6

      @@rejvaik00 "High sea levels"

    • @rejvaik00
      @rejvaik00 4 роки тому +3

      @@leodarksam6230 Netherlands has been historically called the low country it's a pun

    • @leodarksam6230
      @leodarksam6230 4 роки тому +1

      @@rejvaik00 I see.

    • @dust1077
      @dust1077 4 роки тому

      Fuck I was just about to comment this

  • @mikehilter4305
    @mikehilter4305 3 роки тому +15

    would probably have a butterfly effect on wildlife and fuck everything up

    • @christopherrowley7506
      @christopherrowley7506 3 роки тому +2

      yeah climate change is enough, we don't need to treat the whole baltic sea like a petri dish. It would no doubt have horrific consequences for the health of the ocean and everything that lives in it. I say let the humans move. They made it hot, they can move.

    • @javik1929
      @javik1929 3 роки тому

      building a huge ass concrete wall and sticking it into the ocean is no comparison to a random butterfly flapping its wings, butterfly effect would be you peeing into the ocean having a comparable effect, and its nonsense

  • @deesmith6363
    @deesmith6363 4 роки тому +959

    The Dutch and German scientists need to lay off the cocaine.

    •  4 роки тому +61

      The Dutch need to lay off the weed.

    • @TrustInTheShepherd
      @TrustInTheShepherd 4 роки тому +97

      Nah the drugs are just for the tourists, we don't need drugs to be crazy.

    •  4 роки тому

      Zachary Durocher, also americans.

    • @leroy8295
      @leroy8295 4 роки тому

      Lmao

    • @livfastcole5058
      @livfastcole5058 4 роки тому

      Agreed way to much Boss LMFAO

  • @ricardoguanipa8275
    @ricardoguanipa8275 4 роки тому +160

    The Dutch:
    Did somebody said Dam?

    • @pac1fic055
      @pac1fic055 4 роки тому +6

      Nobody:
      The Dutch: Did somebody say Dam?

    • @pannoniamaps8829
      @pannoniamaps8829 4 роки тому +2

      G E K O L O N I S E E R D

  • @thetigerking2613
    @thetigerking2613 4 роки тому +166

    If this happens I don’t think Russia would be happy about St. Petersburg being landlocked.

    • @alora_dsatalin6517
      @alora_dsatalin6517 4 роки тому +26

      The UK would lose its 2major naval and merchant ports too. Portsmouth and London...hell we would lose the protection of the channel too

    • @grindupBaker
      @grindupBaker 4 роки тому +21

      It would no doubt have shipping channels with locks.

    • @MojoBonzo
      @MojoBonzo 4 роки тому +21

      nobody would be happy... england, dutch, danes, swedes, finland, french they all have naval bases, oversea areas etc that are outside the dam. its nonsensical. and what about maritime. imagine all those countries in the baltic that rely on shipments of goods etc. they essentially would have to get the british-french-nordic "ok" to import even bubblegums or w/e...

    • @makky6239
      @makky6239 3 роки тому +5

      @@alora_dsatalin6517 Protection from who? The French and Germans wouldn't invade again, i hope

    • @alora_dsatalin6517
      @alora_dsatalin6517 3 роки тому

      @@banger2998 dude they have st.petersburg

  • @marianschillhorn2109
    @marianschillhorn2109 3 роки тому +2

    These plans were already prposed by dr ir Johan van Veen before 1940. He warned and delivered the Delta works 3 days before the flooding of 1953 that killed 1800 people. He was renowned for his futuristic plans around the world, but neglected in his own country. This North Sea plan was also adviced by him.

  • @RiwenX
    @RiwenX 4 роки тому +220

    You can bet the UK would be like, "over my dead body".

    • @definitelydaniel69420
      @definitelydaniel69420 4 роки тому +20

      Unless Scotland and northern Ireland leave the UK and join the EU

    • @redberries8039
      @redberries8039 4 роки тому +2

      @@definitelydaniel69420 Cornwall

    • @TheREALMcChimp
      @TheREALMcChimp 4 роки тому +29

      @Henrique There's no way Britain would completely cut off its major ports from the rest of the world just for brownie points with the EU. It's not going to happen.

    • @tomsmith8006
      @tomsmith8006 4 роки тому +5

      Dannyh53 Except they literally can’t? Nor do they want to... idiotic comment

    • @Aronia55
      @Aronia55 4 роки тому +1

      Why not, because the English won't allow it?

  • @LAKXx
    @LAKXx 4 роки тому +118

    As the dutch saying goes :
    ''The masters of the tides are thee: the moon, the winds and we.''

    • @LAKXx
      @LAKXx 4 роки тому +6

      @LuchtLedig Music Drum and Bass I felt like ''Are thee'' is the more poetic translation

    • @steve-vs5zw
      @steve-vs5zw 4 роки тому +1

      @Tattle Boad more like the oils

    • @LAKXx
      @LAKXx 4 роки тому +26

      @Tattle Boad Its a symbolic saying because most of the Netherlands lays below sealevel...
      U sure are ignorant
      Dont u Americans constantly say ''America best country in the world'', that is what i call arrogant.

    • @LAKXx
      @LAKXx 4 роки тому +3

      ​@LuchtLedig Music Drum and Bass ​ Ah yea u might be correct after all
      the saying goes :
      ''Hier gaan over het tij, de wind, de maan en wij''
      Which more literally translates to :
      ''Here goes over the tide, the wind, the moon and us''
      At first i liked my translation the most because i thought thee could be interpreted besides you as a sort of followup, but saying three makes more sense after thinking about it.

    • @LAKXx
      @LAKXx 4 роки тому +8

      @Tattle Boad Saying u control or master the tide is way different then saying u control the ocean...
      Also its always ''America best country in the world'' implying its better then the rest but w/e

  • @DaDunge
    @DaDunge 4 роки тому +49

    10:25 The baltic sea is an increadibly delicate system, the Öresund bridge almost didn't bet built because the fear that it may restrict the flow of fresh oxygenated water in from the north sea and thus kill the entire sea, willfullly shutting it of would accomplish that and you'd reduce the baltic sea to a lifeless husk of rotting freshwater, like I said the same thing would likely happen with your doggerland basin but the baltic sea there's no argument, the baltic sea would die.

    • @DaDunge
      @DaDunge 4 роки тому +18

      @Physes This won't be fresh water this will de oxygenated brine. Also this concern doesn't come from me but fro many leading environmental groups and scholars.

    • @DaDunge
      @DaDunge 4 роки тому +8

      @Physes Ocean currents help move around oxygenated water, your pups won't result in ocean currents. Yes the surface water would be oxygenated by the wind and the waves but the oxygen would not get particularly far down into the lake, it doesn't in ant lakes.

    • @renfors3931
      @renfors3931 4 роки тому +4

      Fredrik Dunge and what about the Gulf Stream, the whole of Europe would become much colder with the stream stopping at the dam.

    • @AmeyaVaidyaExEcutESC2
      @AmeyaVaidyaExEcutESC2 4 роки тому +5

      @@renfors3931 The stream would just be diverted along the dam walls up along the British west coast and Norway, similar to the path it takes right now. But, the lack of heat, nutrients and fresh oceanic water would gravely affect marine life within the North Sea. It's not a good solution but I can bet every penny that govts politicians prefer something flashy and dumb like this to sensible things like, I don't know, use nuclear power + renewables and give subsidies for electric cars.

    • @hedone13x
      @hedone13x 4 роки тому +1

      Rip östersjön

  • @molecatcher3383
    @molecatcher3383 3 роки тому +3

    Perhaps the best solution would be to have the northern dam running between northern Denmark and northern England. This would avoid the deep Norwegian Trench and the countries around the northern part of the North Sea are less vulnerable to rising sea levels compared to the southern part.

    • @caezar55
      @caezar55 3 роки тому +1

      Exactly right, the sea levels are only around 25m deep along parts of that route. Would also solve the problem of Russian subs not being able to get out of Baltic Sea.

  • @dufitt8120
    @dufitt8120 4 роки тому +248

    U have to consider that the yearly USA military Budget is more expensive than this dam

    • @dufitt8120
      @dufitt8120 4 роки тому +52

      @Sjoerd Hartman The Debt has literally nothing to with my statement, All im saying is that the money the USA is using for military could be used in potentially meaningful other places, maybe even reducing the debt. Interesting how a random person on the internet can offend a presumably non american by talking vaguely about american finances he knows nothing more but a google search about.

    • @gia257
      @gia257 4 роки тому +5

      @@dufitt8120 the budget protects the seas among other things, it cant just be spent elsewhere with no repercussions

    • @065Tim
      @065Tim 4 роки тому +8

      @Sjoerd Hartman
      Nah, that was all on you. It wasn't miscommunication, it was misinterpreting. (And a quite passive-aggressive response)

    • @--julian_
      @--julian_ 4 роки тому +2

      Damn

    • @KillerofGods
      @KillerofGods 4 роки тому +2

      @@dufitt8120 Think of this, defence spending accounts for 10% of US spending.
      Meanwhile, SS, medicare, Medicaid account for over 60%

  • @yanranay
    @yanranay 4 роки тому +21

    The Dutch have gone mad with power

    • @ProfessorTravis
      @ProfessorTravis 4 роки тому +2

      Dutch: "Excellent suggestion, we'll build electrical turbines into these dams."

    • @ValterStrangelove4419
      @ValterStrangelove4419 4 роки тому +3

      Of course they have, have you ever tried going mad without power?
      It's boring, noone listens to you.

  • @rejvaik00
    @rejvaik00 4 роки тому +154

    Countries of the world: "Climate change is killing us!"
    Netherlands: "Ahem! Allow me to introduce myself"

    • @MrDarudin
      @MrDarudin 4 роки тому

      Well. If richer countries abandoned morality their response could simply be: " Its not really gonna be our problem, we're just gonna deal with the consequences whilst poor countries can go fuck themselves."

    • @MrDarudin
      @MrDarudin 4 роки тому

      @J Dude. Can Bangladesh effectively terraform its coasts to prevent flooding? I doubt it.

    • @yufengliu836
      @yufengliu836 4 роки тому

      @@MrDarudin Then Bangladesh will flooding to your country both legally and illegally causing a series of social issues, because they have no where else to go. It's not like the rich has the responsibility to help the poor, but it sometimes can protect yourself by helping others.

  • @bille77
    @bille77 3 роки тому +13

    2 words:
    "tactical"
    "vulnerability"

    • @fredjimbob2962
      @fredjimbob2962 3 роки тому +1

      You make it sound all humans are psychopaths just waiting for any opportunity to kill millions of people. No country would do that unless they felt completely justified and the countries at risk would obviously not want to do anything to cause that. Thus it would be very unlikely.
      It's like saying that pregnant women are vulnerable. Yes, and that's why people don't go around beating up pregnant women and why pregnant women don't go around looking for a fight.

  • @prohibitedarea8590
    @prohibitedarea8590 4 роки тому +78

    As someone from the UK I can guarantee you that this will never be allowed.

    • @AmeyaVaidyaExEcutESC2
      @AmeyaVaidyaExEcutESC2 4 роки тому +16

      It might actually go through because it'll give a huge boost to the West Coast and push power away from Lon.....ohhh FFS

    • @johnfife3062
      @johnfife3062 4 роки тому

      Meh, never say never.

    • @Nexusgamer8472
      @Nexusgamer8472 4 роки тому +1

      considering that it would trap literally all 6 of our destroyers, both our carriers and half our frigates from the ocean i can guarantee it would not go down well with parliament or the MoD

    • @HenriZwols
      @HenriZwols 4 роки тому +3

      @@Nexusgamer8472 Moving those ships to the west coast before finalising the dam isn't an option?

    • @louismart
      @louismart 4 роки тому

      Prohibited Area it‘s better if London is flooded.

  • @early7strikeland996
    @early7strikeland996 4 роки тому +158

    Ah yes, It has to be the Dutch
    Wanna build wall? Ask a Dutch
    Wanna build a sea wall? Ask a Dutch
    Wanna build a space wall? Ask a Dutch
    Yes, it has to be Dutch

    • @piotrd.4850
      @piotrd.4850 4 роки тому +11

      Contract the Dutch to build Dyson Sphere :D or Ringworld

    • @leonardoschiavelli6478
      @leonardoschiavelli6478 4 роки тому +18

      If Trump hired Dutch workers, the US-Mexico border wall would be complete in less than a year, lol

    • @telebubba5527
      @telebubba5527 4 роки тому

      @@leonardoschiavelli6478 It's not an option. Period!

    • @jonasjaagur9635
      @jonasjaagur9635 4 роки тому +1

      Trump should have asked us to build the Mexican wall:p

    • @stephenderry9488
      @stephenderry9488 4 роки тому +2

      Wanna wear comfortable shoes? Don't ask a Dutch.

  • @Turgon_
    @Turgon_ 4 роки тому +174

    Nobody:
    Dutch: I got a plan... I just need some money

    • @outsideworld76
      @outsideworld76 4 роки тому +5

      spot on!

    • @salimmohammed2522
      @salimmohammed2522 4 роки тому

      Arthur ma boi think of the mangos😂

    • @Banzaiiii2223456
      @Banzaiiii2223456 4 роки тому +4

      And have some damn faith.

    • @BobbinMcferry
      @BobbinMcferry 4 роки тому

      They're not asking for money.

    • @hendrikdependrik1891
      @hendrikdependrik1891 4 роки тому +4

      The Dutch can finance it by themselves if they really have to. 40 billion Euros per year for 20 years is 4.4% of their current annual GDP (913 billion Euros)

  • @coineineagh
    @coineineagh 3 роки тому +3

    No mention of the interrupted gulf stream... Wouldn't blocking warm water from the Caribbean be disastrous for the temperate climate of western Europe?

  • @illiteratethug3305
    @illiteratethug3305 4 роки тому +100

    As a British person, I always thought the dutch just wanted to be our friends because they were nice, turns out they were just keeping us sweet for this little project :(

    • @lukeskywalker5392
      @lukeskywalker5392 4 роки тому +19

      When they said, that you are their damn to protect against the rough sea, they didnt mean that metaphorical, but literally.

    • @johnnyvandam67
      @johnnyvandam67 4 роки тому +10

      We want to be your friend! This idea is just plain stupid and irrelevant in our country. When we leave the EU we will join you guys in trade and help in times of need

    • @fabioartoscassone9305
      @fabioartoscassone9305 4 роки тому +4

      @@lukeskywalker5392 Dam Siths they are. the way to the Dam Side of Force, my padawan, that is

    • @butchcassidy3312
      @butchcassidy3312 4 роки тому +1

      It would actually be good economically for the British and the French since they would control pretty much the only port outside the dam. Which mean most import for the rest of Europe would have to transit via France of England. If England ever did a canal like in panama (don’t know how you call these in English) they would make billion

    • @Timmyboy505
      @Timmyboy505 2 роки тому +1

      Nah we love the British, your humor, tea, and ofcourse your fish n chips

  • @dreadpiraterobertsii4420
    @dreadpiraterobertsii4420 4 роки тому +614

    Eu: “eh fuck Ireland”

    • @justinallen2408
      @justinallen2408 4 роки тому +8

      BUTTT they gotta fork over some dough

    • @dreadpiraterobertsii4420
      @dreadpiraterobertsii4420 4 роки тому +18

      Mwaniki Mwaniki Latvia and Ukraine must be jealous

    • @dreadpiraterobertsii4420
      @dreadpiraterobertsii4420 4 роки тому +1

      justin allen “0.1 of gdp generates by countries it will affect” Ireland isn’t bothered by this

    • @Josho922
      @Josho922 4 роки тому +1

      hahahahhahah i was just thinking that !!

    • @conorbyrne7474
      @conorbyrne7474 4 роки тому +4

      @Mwaniki Mwaniki Your comment makes no sense.

  • @ryanpaton2086
    @ryanpaton2086 4 роки тому +99

    The UK "We want Brexit. We want to preserve our Island and its heritage.
    The EU "What Island?"

    • @halorecon95
      @halorecon95 4 роки тому +20

      The English Channel can't stop the Blitzkrieg if there is no Channel.

    • @hendrikdependrik1891
      @hendrikdependrik1891 4 роки тому +1

      @@halorecon95 With proposed dam from Brittany to Cornwall the English Channel will still be intact.

    • @halorecon95
      @halorecon95 4 роки тому +4

      @@hendrikdependrik1891 *Joke*
      You

    • @Ukitsu2
      @Ukitsu2 4 роки тому +2

      Ironically, of the UK countries, England will be the most afected by far, London will turn into Venice... at least.

    • @CheapskateMotorsports
      @CheapskateMotorsports 4 роки тому

      @@Ukitsu2 ah, but we have our own barrier between the Thames and the sea

  • @qaifkhan5309
    @qaifkhan5309 2 роки тому +2

    If the Netherlands wants to save its land then the Dutch government should plant as many native trees in their country as possible. The trees take water from the land and hold the land firmly by their roots. There is no better natural way than mangroves to save the land lost in the sea, and the Netherlands will have to import sand from Arab countries. At least one thousand tons of sand should be imported to the Netherlands every year in large ships and coconut trees should be planted on the shores of the Netherlands.
    (Suggestion from Pakistan)

    • @cornelisvreeswijk186
      @cornelisvreeswijk186 2 роки тому +1

      Coconut trees do not grow in the Netherlands.

    • @janbeemsterboer4385
      @janbeemsterboer4385 3 місяці тому

      That's not a solution, it's better dreds sand from the sea bottom, so you catch 2 fly in one time. 😅

  • @TakZ000
    @TakZ000 4 роки тому +120

    Rise of the Doggerland!

    • @mohameda.4851
      @mohameda.4851 4 роки тому +4

      I like to call it Doggoland!

    • @DaDunge
      @DaDunge 4 роки тому +1

      That would probably be better idea, because otherwise all of this would become a rotting festering pool of slowly evaporating brine.

    • @panzerofthelake506
      @panzerofthelake506 4 роки тому +1

      @@mohameda.4851 dogging means something else tho

    • @panzerofthelake506
      @panzerofthelake506 4 роки тому

      @ you can't say doggers

    • @panzerofthelake506
      @panzerofthelake506 4 роки тому

      @@DaDunge because youtube can't handle that kinda language this is really stupid youtube

  • @fluffstar_
    @fluffstar_ 4 роки тому +245

    And they say marijuana use doesn’t increase creativity.
    That’s some far out shit right there!!
    Hup Holland 🇳🇱

    • @CfspottedNL
      @CfspottedNL 4 роки тому

      Hahahaha

    • @leenolan1469
      @leenolan1469 4 роки тому

      It would also just mean that the UK, Portugal & Norway would take more of the water lol. Could be a good idea for hydra power though

    • @mathewvanostin7118
      @mathewvanostin7118 4 роки тому +4

      Majority dutch citizen are university educated. And dont make smocking their lifestyle/cause of existance like young amerikans 😆
      Make university free. And stop giving that weed overimportance. Its like someone centering his life/purpose of life on drinking alcohol 😆

  • @comex667
    @comex667 4 роки тому +131

    The environment activist is gona have a real field day with this one.

    • @farhanhyder7304
      @farhanhyder7304 4 роки тому +32

      Absolutely, it will be a disaster for marine ecosystems

    • @kalzonenu
      @kalzonenu 4 роки тому +1

      +1

    • @Gonza-lh2vo
      @Gonza-lh2vo 4 роки тому +7

      @@farhanhyder7304 I don't get this point. Ecosystems are not sacred. What we should do is make sure changes to marine ecosystems will no translate into less economic prosperity and poverty.

    • @farhanhyder7304
      @farhanhyder7304 4 роки тому +7

      @@Gonza-lh2vo Yes. But we've to see how much it effects us. Everything is connected.

    • @paulmcgowan8253
      @paulmcgowan8253 4 роки тому +1

      Don't forget the large business owners will not suport this becouse they will lose money becouse of the larger DGP drop in all the countries

  • @iodian
    @iodian 3 роки тому +5

    Can you imagine the impact when this dam failed?

  • @SauciestBucket
    @SauciestBucket 4 роки тому +296

    BRO This is gonna be the 21st Century’s Atlantis. The Netherlands in a few thousand years is gonna be a myth

    • @ronnymueller1918
      @ronnymueller1918 4 роки тому +14

      Or we dam

    • @ls200076
      @ls200076 4 роки тому +7

      Hmmm, sounds like extra tourism.

    • @MissionHomeowner
      @MissionHomeowner 4 роки тому +3

      Dozen years

    • @qaissaif7905
      @qaissaif7905 4 роки тому +1

      It won't be a myth cause we have vids.

    • @Volatile-Tortoise
      @Volatile-Tortoise 4 роки тому +5

      Videos are only usable so long as we don’t fall into another dark age. Human civilisation has never been so fragile, we’re in deep without backups, and electricity would be the first thing to go in a sustained crisis, because the modern electrical grid is pretty complicated and requires specialised knowledge at different stages and levels of the system.

  • @FreeBird-ws2ye
    @FreeBird-ws2ye 4 роки тому +120

    Dutch engineers: I have a plan. But, I need money and time.

    • @jeroenmeijer1062
      @jeroenmeijer1062 4 роки тому

      @kev warriner if they build it at the narrow point at Dover, lots of communities in the English Channel wouldn’t be protected. The ports will all be maintained because you can just put sluices/locks in the dams. And you can pump the water out of the artificial sea. Believe me, the technology is already there and there are a lot of practical examples of it being used in the world already.

    • @PyrusFlameborn
      @PyrusFlameborn 4 роки тому +3

      @Kev Warriner we have done the exact same with the Ijselmeer. It used to be the Zuiderzee (a salty sea) but now it's a freshwater lake.
      It's the largest levee in the world and it has a one-way flow, meaning that the river water that empties into the Ijselmeer can continue into the North Sea but the seawater cannot enter the Ijselmeer.
      We did this in the 1930s and it was never done before.
      We wanted to do it in the 1600s already but technology wasn't deemed advanced enough.
      We also have extensive experience with sleucegates and am sure that in whatever scenario would actually convince enough people to do this we will manage to scale-up sleucegates to oceanic cargoships sizes.

    • @conorkieran8196
      @conorkieran8196 4 роки тому +6

      I'm the only one who gets your reference haha
      "We need another Dam Arthur"
      The Dutch can only grow mangos with this new Dam👌

    • @jansen7640
      @jansen7640 4 роки тому

      And a whole lot of CO2 to construct it lol. And also. I live in the netherlands and I have never heard of this plan. It's definitely fake or a big joke

    • @nicholasburns7970
      @nicholasburns7970 4 роки тому

      @Kev Warriner I built from Land's End. The Bay of Biscay ports, Ireland and Britain's Atlantic coast would benefit.

  • @FRISHR
    @FRISHR 4 роки тому +224

    “We need to build walls and make the Netherlands great again!”

    • @dutchweapons4364
      @dutchweapons4364 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @joostleonard9614
      @joostleonard9614 3 роки тому +3

      Maybe we can use Trumps wall to build this damm dam!

    • @virgilioaarsbergen5889
      @virgilioaarsbergen5889 3 роки тому +3

      Make Dietsland great again!

    • @virgilioaarsbergen5889
      @virgilioaarsbergen5889 3 роки тому +4

      @Arska The Netherlands was more than Dietsland alone, invented the Marines, conquered the world from Spitsbergen to Zuid-Kaap and New-Amsterdam to New-Zealand.

    • @sanderoord4200
      @sanderoord4200 3 роки тому +2

      Tbh The Netherlands is still great

  • @RUX70N
    @RUX70N 3 роки тому +2

    Never going to happen, the material required for this type of project would mean putting all other construction projects on hold for decades. The Dam would need to be over 60ft above sea level for a 100 year storm, and probably would not be finished before sea levels rise anyway. And not to forget building this in winter in the North Sea would probably be impossible.

  • @dialecticalveganegoist1721
    @dialecticalveganegoist1721 4 роки тому +50

    Imagine leaving Europe and then being literally hooked up to Europe by a dam closing down your most important sea ports and being more dependent on European trade.

    • @stevshaboba7476
      @stevshaboba7476 4 роки тому +13

      Ain't gunna happen though is it? Just some Dutch mans wet dream

    • @gentlebabarian
      @gentlebabarian 4 роки тому +3

      They will build locks you absolute daft moron.

    • @CheapskateMotorsports
      @CheapskateMotorsports 4 роки тому +4

      We'll have to move every port to the west country and finally be forced to (god forbid) actually spend money on our rail infrastructure for once

    • @zodiak2664
      @zodiak2664 4 роки тому

      Actually maybe higher volume of trade will pass through Britain since the old European ports will be gone

    • @LP-xj7pm
      @LP-xj7pm 4 роки тому +1

      Zodiac Thirteen if let’s say there is a large channel that cut through the U.K. it would become the most important crossing in the world that means Britain could choose who can come across or not and the eu would be at the mercy of the U.K. as if it wanted to it could cut trade off which could mean nearly all ships coming to the west of Europe stopping

  • @zander1011011
    @zander1011011 4 роки тому +350

    People: Stop producing CO2
    Governments: No
    Governments: How about instead we build a wall along the North Sea

    • @MrPeterPan
      @MrPeterPan 4 роки тому +19

      Didn’t u listen to what he said? Sea level rise is unavoidable

    • @TheTariqibnziyad
      @TheTariqibnziyad 4 роки тому +21

      @@MrPeterPan r/wooooosch

    • @OTPpride
      @OTPpride 4 роки тому +9

      Peter Pan yeah doesn’t he realise humans are 0 impact creatures when it comes to the environment 🥳

    • @motionlessevent2528
      @motionlessevent2528 4 роки тому +1

      Alex using concrete which emits co2

    • @Beaneeman67
      @Beaneeman67 4 роки тому +11

      C02 isn’t bad and you won’t stop the sea level rising.

  • @grieftex803
    @grieftex803 4 роки тому +69

    Seems too large scale, they should build a canal into the Dead Sea or the qattara depression, flood them and your good to go

    • @nuclearwarhead9338
      @nuclearwarhead9338 4 роки тому +6

      Indeed

    • @dontcomply3976
      @dontcomply3976 4 роки тому +7

      Probably not the Dead Sea, but that it is a really good idea about the Qattara Depression, even if you don't believe the bs about climate change.

    • @fawazaljohani8447
      @fawazaljohani8447 4 роки тому +9

      the middle east could use some of that water, i think it's doable to build a huge pipe towards north Africa into the Sahara, a similar proposal was presented by the UAE and Pakistan.

    • @aslanbayramuqlany6189
      @aslanbayramuqlany6189 4 роки тому +2

      Fawaz Aljohani I hope you are joking

    • @fawazaljohani8447
      @fawazaljohani8447 4 роки тому +5

      @@aslanbayramuqlany6189 building pipes is easy, there are many oil and gas pipes that stretch thousand of kilometers, deep sea internet cables are also a thing.

  • @Kookbandit
    @Kookbandit 3 роки тому +1

    the dutch engineers smoked too much weed

  • @Alorand
    @Alorand 4 роки тому +52

    Less sea level rise in the north sea means more sea level rise everywhere else. The more such projects are undertaken, the more of such projects will have to be considered.

    • @pimp963
      @pimp963 4 роки тому +4

      *northern europe builds dam*
      *South Europe build smaller larger dam*
      *North Europe sees southern european dam and proceeds to build larger dam*
      *Southern Europe see's Northerners building their dam larger and proceeds to make theirs taller*
      *end result*:newfastuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/0c67e5L.png

    • @daedaluslv2032
      @daedaluslv2032 4 роки тому +6

      Next project: Encapsulate the oceans.

    • @Manilock
      @Manilock 4 роки тому +2

      Nah just send the oceans to the moon

    • @mattnorris7124
      @mattnorris7124 4 роки тому +1

      @@pimp963 Africa: Digs trenches through into the middle of the Sahara

    • @LaidbackLuc9
      @LaidbackLuc9 4 роки тому +2

      Build a dam around Antarctica and Greenland. Inflow of water issue mostly solved.

  • @KatInHerKat
    @KatInHerKat 4 роки тому +41

    >Looks at Thumbnail
    >Reads Title
    "Of course it's Dutch lmao"

  • @AxmedMorgan
    @AxmedMorgan 4 роки тому +188

    Sea level: Rises
    Dutch: “I HAVE A PLAN!”

    • @noahbowie5985
      @noahbowie5985 4 роки тому +3

      The UK and Ireland: Wait what?!?

    • @te1327
      @te1327 4 роки тому +15

      UK: Dutch I think this plan will be too expensiv-
      Dutch: STICK TO THE GODDAMN PLAN

    • @AxmedMorgan
      @AxmedMorgan 4 роки тому +4

      te1 HAVE SOME GOD DAMN FAITH!

    • @10babiscar
      @10babiscar 4 роки тому

      deserves more likes

    • @lisakaz35
      @lisakaz35 4 роки тому +1

      A cunning plan?

  • @kevinsobiski5212
    @kevinsobiski5212 3 роки тому +1

    There would be parts of the unfinished dam that the sea would pound for 20 years before the whole thing is complete. They would immediately have to go back and start repairing sections of it. It would be a never-ending project. There would probably need to be some lighting on it as well, so a ship lost in a storm doesn't go crashing into it. I do think the solution to the shipping lanes could be canals dug through the UK, France, and Norway similar to the Suez canal. That would also keep the North Sea from losing saltwater. It wouldn't help the effect on tides or sea life though.

  • @tru8637
    @tru8637 4 роки тому +32

    When I first read the title I thought "What kind of Madman would even conceive such a thing.?" Then I saw Dutch and realized this is normal

  • @SparkyClarke
    @SparkyClarke 4 роки тому +484

    I have a second proposal.
    We build Africa a giant straw so they can have water to drink and we can stop rising sea levels.

    • @mob8502
      @mob8502 4 роки тому +5

      @K D wow. YOU exist?

    • @LongHaulTrucker4Life
      @LongHaulTrucker4Life 4 роки тому +10

      It would require dozens of desalination plants

    • @sjie1874
      @sjie1874 4 роки тому +21

      Ok maybe this could be used to transform the Sahara which has been a project that many countries have tried , but that would change drastically the climate in the whole world

    • @TorpedoStudios
      @TorpedoStudios 4 роки тому +5

      That’s salt watter

    • @naneyezgani
      @naneyezgani 4 роки тому +7

      @K D wow, much racist? Don't assume if he exists in this plane of reality or not, you existist bigot

  • @ridhosamudro2199
    @ridhosamudro2199 4 роки тому +41

    "Damn" said Amsterdam. "We're gonna built a dam"