The Wendigo’s problem
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the implications that the Wendigo
1. has a carry-on
2. has flown on a plane before
Of coarse you expect him to carry the skulls of his victims himself?
How would they even check that in baggage claim @@mudpie6927
I mean if it spawns somewhere in the Midwest and his target is in California or New York it's probably just better to fly there instead of walking
funniest to me is the third implication, being that the Wendigo has a passport
More importantly, it implies that the Wendigo has the money to pay for all of this, meaning that it has a job...
Is someone paying the Wendigo to kill people, or does the Wendigo just have a side gig where no one cares that it's a mythological murder beast?
But see striking two months later proves a terrifying point.
A Wendigo never forgets.
I thought that was elephants
@@pandajaeger3079 Yeah but nobodies afraid of an elephant . . . well until they start sweating then everybody runs.
@@Sin_Shadow_Foxor if speaking the word "Elephant" caused one to come break into your house
@@Sin_Shadow_Fox They can sneak up on you because their feet are padded. If no one's cautious of them, I'm dead.
@@deinnydoes5356elephants who kill people do they probably have a reason. Either they were in heat and thus it just a bunch of unlucky dudes who were caught up in this or people who pissed off an elephants before. A wendigo is terrifying because speaking it’s name will cause one to rapidly come to your location but saying elephants wouldn’t make an angry stampede of elephants approach your house and kill you
only two things that wendigo can't fight:taxes and inflation
You right bro....*sobs*
There’s a nother monster that’s called goatman
and also he cant fight god😂
IRS in the corner waiting to get their money
And fire
wendigo: I SHALL FIND A WAY
also wendigo: WHAT THE THIS IS TOO EXPENSIVE
Bro humanity has made it so much of a pain to travel even the mythical beasts getting angry
Don't get me started when we can't bring Certain things onto a plane without checking it through customs It's a pain
@@ender_wolfgodin_the_ruins9319 bo'oh o wa'er
Wendigo
@@clydeducusin5930 I said mythical beasts for a reason
@@clydeducusin5930you said his name
Windigo casually being more relatable than most people fr
Greatest way to avoid a cognitogazard, just spell his name wrong lmao
@@TheBluePhoenix008 ex-mtf activity
Man said Ex mtf haha.
Wendigo*
@@its_lucxs youre lucky the windigo hasnt started a gofundme for his tickets or else you would have been dead in a few hours
The people on the plane going like: wtf is that?
Next second they all dead💀
Dont worry Wendigo. Just swim just like what SCP-096 does when someone looks at its face and is across an ocean
Wendigo writing its name everywhere: big brain time
The SCP Foundation: Interesting...
@@mercce6750indeed......
Who tell you1 about us
Wendigo working overnight on minimum wage because of how many people are ringing him up.
Cool profile, where did you get it
@@The-Greek-Zeus I got it from Google search "cosmere symbol"
*until dawn comes out*
Wendigo: will you people be silent, I was napping!
Fallout 76: "hello there"
Fallout 76 players: *here comes the sun doo do doo do*
The wendigo perils in scariness to shirtless mythology guy
Hahahaha his happy face when his said " no matta, I should find a way to get there" he didnt know what was coming with the carry on
Wendigo had a very unpleasant flight as they had to pay for snacks on the flight over.
As they must eat every hour or they will die
At least Wendigo isnt polish, because simply flight with polish payment and collecting the moneys for that would take few extra months... 😅
Payment in Warsaw is some 3000, minus some 1600 you pay for a single room, minus some 800 for food and living on month... it gives us some 600 thats left, flight from here cost some 2400 to 3200 pln so wendigo could fly away from this country after at least 4 months... of constant job... 🤔
@@ashurdraco1510 in euros?
@@pamtheman5748 No Zł, 1euro=some 4 zł... 😆
The fact that you're willing to bare chest it for the whole world to see is another level of confidence that I need back 😂
Honestly I’m surprised there aren’t more bear comments on here, but I guess those are likely more focused on TikTok lol
He sort of reminded me of Thor because it looked like muscle fat
the fact that the TSA hasn't put it on the no fly list
Hey man, boobs are boobs, i dont care if its moobs or woobs, or non binary oobs, im a pervert.
@@thebluebookworm3383it’s called tiktoxic for a reason
This implies The Wendigo has an Active Passport
"wait i need to pay extra seance when did that start" got me rolling in the bed🤣🤣
You know I think the Wendigo gave that ability up after they became world known from games and such. So with many people saying it's name all over the world it would have been driven crazy from it.
I mean, they are already batshit crazy cannibal monsters. How much more crazy can they get?
Crazy? i was crazy once. Zey put me in a room, a room with rats, ze rats made me crazy
@@wolfsheart8976Crazy? I was crazy once. Zey locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with ratz. And ratz make me crazy.
@@mixedtv7083 nah, 115 made him crazy
i’m sure the wendigo will make it to him.. eventually
Until someone else says it.
Until he works overtime to get the money he needs to go to both of them 😂😂
Bro is going to have to exterminate all of us 🗿
The wendigo would starve by the time so everyone can say it over seas 😂
The way people have gave Gerson an entire personality from like 10 peices of dialogue is genuinely amazing.
My wendigo is slow asf now, pick up the pace bruh its been two years 💀
I think your wendigo is slower than you think 💀
Mine is been 4 years 😂@@reaper952
@@reaper952 of what a remember the wnedigo is as fast as the wind lol
thats slow@@ze_archivist
@@ze_archivist so... like 15 mph? 30 during a light hurricane?
Ah yes. Love to see that TSA and buying plane tickets is also a giant pain for mythical creatures such as the Wendigo. And I wish it good luck in customs, since I’m guessing it doesn’t have a passport or ID.
That would depend on who the host is. If they're fairly new they probably still have I d and passport
He should’ve just gotten a pilots license before becoming a wendigo would’ve been more convenient
As a person in North America who has said wendigo multiple times today... haha, they are too busy booking flights.
Little kids at bedtime "we want you to read this story!"
The book: "if you give a wendigo a watermelon"
You spelt wendigo wrong
@@Yuichiros_Missing_Armno, there’s multiple spellings of wendigo
Please explain
Saying wendigo summons it to kill you, so a bedtime story that obviously has you say wendigo frequently is a death sentence.
If air travel is hard enough for Wendigos, imagine what they'd have to go through if an astronaut summoned one in space
Wendigo: Y'know what? Fuck this
@@TheRealA-Trainmhm 😔✊
They won't they just grind their teeth and hope misfortune upon thee
XD "I bite my thumb at thee"
This would have been a perfect opportunity for an airlines sponsorship
Step 1) Live far away from them
Step 2) Take chill😏😎
You always produce comedy gold my friend. This was very creative.
"Wait, did someone say my name again? They're in. . . Australia. . . huh. . ."
Not with them Taz over there they might just eat up the wendigo in competition 😂
Everybody got a big head that they always fell on the ground and when the gorilla said, when did you fail?
12:00 this part skinwalker after eating the lunch was funny 😂😂
Me saying “Ogidnew” to make it move farther away:
What does ogidnew mean?
Its wendigo in reverse
@@dizoncarlrustelle793 Oops... Oh no... I said it
@@charlessantos2797 are you in Europe
@@Iloveaviationfornoreason💀
Never thought I would see you without a shirt
Right isn't he gorgeous? Legit fluffy mythology Thor and I am HERE FOR IT ❤
Something that needs to be done much more often
I just love the positivity in this community. Yes indeed he looks hella fluffy cute and yes indeed we should see more of it!
@@WolfieDawndawg what
Me whistling in the dark of night in the Moab while muttering “SkinWalker, Wendigo” under my breath
The voice and general vibe of this beastie gives big Beetlejuice the musical energy
The hairy wendigo costume is so realistic 😂😂😂
Wait it's a costume 😨
@@SHOTGUNBB2012 no its a joke.
So if saying Wendigo summons a wendigo does saying Ogidnew unsummon it
"No that one actually summons it" 🌚
@@Ostr0well shit....
Yes
Nah saying that will probably attract another demon to your ass
Is he real?
People have changed the appearance of the wendigo to a deer lime monster when it looks much more human
Love the wendigo is greedy joke slaps
The other problem is being summoned all around the world like a few times per minute.
and furries.
You should do a sequel where the Wendigo goes bankrupt because of all the money he spent on flights.
they die if they dont eat in 15 mins
Imagine if I’m the middle of the day if ur like in the super market and a breathless naked guy comes in but collapses in front of you and you just sort of walk away
"I can singlehandedly slaughter any army humanity can conjure.
But im flat broke and cant swim."
Ability to swim isn’t the problem, it’s rather the ocean, and the fact it can just push you back undoing last week of progress
he's totally naked.
He's usually well dressed All fancy like and always with a smile.
The one that goes actually a skeleton of a deer that stands up on two legs and it’s also really messed up
That one hacker trying to track me down and kill me:
imagine if everyone said "wendigo" at the same time
wendigo
That would be terrible
he'd kill everyone but then everyone would gang up on it and it would get killed by like idk nukes
@@evanoliver8366for him
Wendigos can't be killed
POV: Another human says “Wendigo “ when the creature is focused on catching the first person in another country
This is the reason you don’t hear about it attacking people much anymore, he’s constantly changing targets
Scary things r not real!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just because you don’t see things in the flesh dosen’t mean it’s fiction@@johncooper1167
@@johncooper1167 your mom
@@rellplays6709 Preach
I love it when modern things beat the living soul out of ancient supernatural forces
I wonder who paid the price by saying "wendigo" randomly for the first time
I hope ur in Europe 🫡
Mg
@@DerpyShinI’m in Europe
@@DerpyShinI’m in Europe
We don't know. This is knowledge that goes back hundreds of years. It's notes in the journals kept by Jesuit missionaries going back to late 1600s. Many cultures have speech taboos, including ours.
Funny to think that a wendigo has a checking account and internet connection too
The best thing to bring in this expedition is an priest with a strong spiritual power
I couldn't imagine a wendigo being in north america and the person lives in a random part of Antarctica.
Imagine he finally gets there and gets the kills but then someone else at the opposite side of the globe in the mountains says it
hahahahahaha his gonna earn more then 10k for that🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh...they're in...IN THE NORD POLE!?
Lol
@@lovekira793 yep
dont say Wendigo because you will end up Wendigone.
A Wendigo is now Wendigone
The windigo is really just an evil spirit.
My cousin said that word and jumped down the stairs and we can't find him 😂
POV: your playing a horror game that makes you guess ghost and accidentally say wendigo
LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO
SOMEBODY GUESED THE GAME IN THE COMMENTS
*PHASMAPHOBIA!*
@@o2cool264 EXACTLY
Wendigo is in phasmophobia?
@@zackattack8569 yep. I play a ton of Phasmaphobia. Interesting fact, Wendigo is the RAREST ghost type. In all my several hundreds of thousands of hours into that game, I’ve only seen 1 Wendigo, and it was my most recent game before I replied to this.
wendigos arnt a ghost type in phasmo though.
Bro the wendigo tried different ways just to kill him💀
It's the same person just without filter.
New show idea: wendigo gets a 9-5
brotha, he been traveling for 5 years i guess
I think the reason why it doesn't respond to its name anymore, is the same reason why most people dont answer unknown numbers unless they are expecting an important call.
Wendigo can just travel across the magnetic waves
Me:”uhh wendigo”
The Wendigo was very creepy. Well done.
Yooo windigo rocking the dad bod
I like to think it uses its ice powers to freeze water.
A wendigo doesn't talk
Poor Wendigo, Wendigo deserved better
Fun fact: Native Canadian folklore also dictates that making loud noises amidst a dead body before it's buried can bring death to your family, so in case you're looking for a challenge. Shout Wendigo at a funeral, and you'll be twice as dead,
Finally a worthy opponent!
Am I gonna die after saying his name in my head
And then he...kils em and then waits for eernity cuz the person didnt sprread the word
And why is bro reading a Doctor Sue's book? He's holding a doctor soon as book😂😂😂😂
Krampus+joker=this guys wendigo
This could be the perfect airline company advertisement
Exactly
For what? Spirit Airlines 😂
*a random wendigo finally being called after years of hibernation*
Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!
1.wedigo has never bought a shirt
2.wendigo never gives up 👍 👍 👍
Ahh yes the human side of the mythical creature is remembering why it became a wendigo. To eat the damn travel agencies
"is this europe?"
"no this is china"
wendigo: oh..... is that my cousin jerry the dog your cooking in now?
@@Al-iu1nz "uh no"
Thats why Wendigos soawn in the firestest closest to you
It's interesting how wide spread that speak of a being and it will appear is
Astronauts: "try me you forest demon"
Should be top
Have you seen Ravenous (1999) ?
It’s really good and it deals with a more psychological/mental concept of a Wendigo.
🧨
The Wendigo in Native culture from what I know is more a societal/psychological dealio, plus it's implications of colonialism and white people
I love that movie
Stew
It's SO GOOD!
He be like:oh sh** i said it windago be like:hes in Canada i give up
Last video before bed POV mummy
Broski is on Ryanair💀
Ok I was kinda spooked at first, but then he became way too relatable…
Me: bruh just steal a plane from spirit airlines like they will care anyway
In stayed up all night after that💀
People who instantly said wendigo to see if it was real
👇
Me
Lucky this aint on Instagram 😭🗿
Justoo X Dakari
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😞
Bro hes tummy tummy is getting a wave
When I said we digo a poster in my room just flew off my wall help
The Wendigo's determination would be too high, it would just swim to Europe with the speed of Hermes himself.
The one can't come due to flight expenses
I’m just imagining the Wendigo knowing the location of everybody and wanting to kill everybody but he has too many tabs open and that that is the reason we never see one. He also probably pittes us based on the situation we are in. Living todays is a nightmare.
Damn no wonder im still alive
I thought this was applied to the skinwalker and wendigo was exempt