The defendant doth self-test too much, methinks. Or maybe "Thou art like one of those fellows that upon entering a tavern, lines up his cocaine upon the bar and says 'God send me no need of thee!'"
@@IrishEyes1024I understand. Drug sniffing dogs also like the smell as well. At least mine does. Well ok the white dog on TV I consider mine on family guy. You know the talking dog. He was a drug dog an an episode so that counts right?
Tests positive for cocaine *five* times and still expects Judge Simpson to believe he has never, ever tried cocaine in his life! 😑🤡 “I swear on my mama, my kid, my greasy granny…” 😂😂
"Mr. Allen." - When those words come from Judge Simpson, you know they've used their last chance. I can count on one hand the number of times someone wasn't remanded after those two words were muttered.
Right back to boyfriend, no doubt, unless she is still with him. Endangered kids, abused elderly, 2 high speed vehicle chases, ignores police. Paraphernalia charge and a new job as a bartender. Suspended sentence? Shame on you, judge.
I get the sentiment everyone, but she isn't making it 5 years on probation. Probation is extremely difficult for people who can't follow basic societal rules... and she didn't even make it three from her first offense. Everyone in there knows this so when she does mess up on probation it will be 18 months + the probation violation.
Never in my life did I think I'd be such a huge fan of judges. Mike you've got me hooked. ❤ Simpson is great. Manning too. Love listening to them, esp with your commentary. 😂
She’s only worried after breaking the law at least 4 times after finally being held accountable!! See!!! Another criminal working at a Dollar Store. No wonder they’re closing 1000 of these stores!!!
If he sentenced a boy younger than her to jail but gave her probation that’s pathetic. That’s not applying the law appropriately. That’s absurd. Why are the kids in daycare if she wasn’t even working. Suspended sentence is a joke.
Disproportionate sentencing based on gender has been proven to be a real thing everywhere in the US. Women tend to get far, far lighter sentences for the same crime as men. I'd be shocked if this same judge would give any man
Yep! She put a Shit piece of human BEFORE her Children…AND the Father could care LESS ..IF HE gave ANY thought of HIS children he would have made his court date
😂 right? And even though the cool dude, Mike, took a picture of it, they didn’t think 🤔 about sending it off for further verification!!! And even though it was positive and he did his own testes that Mike saw, Mike never told him he was violated for the negative testes!
I don't think he's on cocaine.. As evidence, I'd like to submit his 15 minute stream of consciousness rambling diatribe. I mean, would someone on cocaine do that? Oh...wait..
The last case is a classic example of disproportionate sentencing based on gender. Guarantee any 22 year old male with the exact same crimes wouldn't be getting a suspended sentence. He'd be serving at least a year in jail, on top of probation. Not serving a few weekend in jail.
God damn her and her legal words!!!😂 I woulda gotten away with it, too.. if it weren’t for their meddling attorney! 🤡🤡 Btw: “fair” is where you get a corn dog and funnel cake lol *awkward wave*
The first time I saw this I swear I thought his lawyer was one of Melissa McCarthy characters!!! I then him talking it was like something like straight out one of her movies!! I couldn’t stop laughing!!!
You know, obviously she was completely wrong, but other than that I thought she did ok. I mean, lots of other people would have gone on whining about health problems and money problems, etc. at least she stuck to concise statements to the point, as wrong as they were, didn’t interrupt, and didn’t keep arguing after the judge ruled.
OK, cool, that works. I was wondering about that. I was looking for a comment. I wasn't sure if he was just calling him stupid in general, but yeah, what you're saying works. I love Judge Simpson.
Judge Simpson is NOT the one to play games with and think you’d get away with it. 😂 The only thing better would be hearing him try to convince Judge Boyd his testises were being sabotaged. 😂😂😂
Mike. You are doing great with the thank you's of those who find the clips. And the music additions like Love Boat and Joker are fantastic. Real pro. Big improvement from the beginning. So funny.
Its hilarious watching the second woman give herself mic drops and be so proud of them... even though they arent mic drops because she is wrong😂 sooooo arrogant!
Wow that lady who thinks she knows the law and everything sure has an attitude issue. And her demeanor the way she acted when she finished her statement.
He said he was dropping tests (urine I assume) then he paid for the swab Different types of testing material results in different levels Plus they said he can't use those results and he has to get them for labs they approve so he is probably 'home testing' and using a childs mouth
Actually had him on a case almost 15 years ago. He's a gem. Funny at the time I looked at him alot different than I do now after watching hours of him sitting 😂
Darn it I just joined the page and wanted to catch a live video! Loving all of the content except when you bag on Women. We aren’t all crazy. I’m an amazing Wife. My husband is gone doing his thing all day I never call to act crazy and ask where he is. I have dinner ready and a clean home for him everyday. I hope you find someone like Me😂😂😂😂
She was sooo full of herself about her “trial brief”. Yet she is not a lawyer and thinks she played one at work by sitting in a courthouse. “Boo-hoo it’s not fair” is a well-known legal argument /s.
My favorite part is where she says her life just started. No lady, your life started 22 years ago and you've a grown ass woman with 2 kids, committing serious crimes. That sentencing was embarrassing and highlights the disproportionate sentencing in this country based on gender. No man with the exact same crimes is going to get merely a few weekends in jail. He'd be serving a year or two minimum.
"It's a stupid contract. It's not fair." The last one, the judge did not appear happy on hearing she was driving a van over 100MPH😱 I've seen this judge before and I believe he hates seeing this idiotic kind of behavior. Disheartened is a better description.
I had a parolee fight a drug test in the late 90s sent the same urine sample away for retest and it was positive. He fought it. We had to bring someone in from the lab to testify to the sample readings. It was crazy expensive.
😮Oh my goodness Mike played the love boat song and it cut off to an ad and the song in the ad was “mama said there’d be days like this, there’d be days like this mama said”! It was so perfect i thought mike added a new song 😂
I love that he felt that the court should go back and retest all his positive ones, like the court testing post holds on to each urine sample that crosses their desks. Can you imagine the smell in that place?
Mike! Dont leave us all hanging about the Septic Tank Case! Please air that as a polite request from the U.K and I promise I will provide a Shakespeare quote to match it 😆Much Love and appreciation from across the pond, Jessie x🧡
It's never a good thing to abstract out deeper meanings in court if you ain't prepared. If you're in court for a contractual matter, the matter at hand would be a contractual matter.
"His name is Mike. You can usually catch him hanging out on the corner of 3rd and Division. He's got a stable of females he runs in that area. If he ain't there when you go by, just ask one of the girls standing along the street. For 20 bucks, they can tell ya when he's due back. . ."
@@JordanEmede_376 Yep! Grew up in Cedar Springs myself back in the 70's/80's (and now live a few miles West of Rockford). As kids, we all knew you didn't drive down S. Division after dark! I think it's probably a little safer these days, but you do still hear about shootings along that route from time to time. . . ;)
Good judge on the reckless driving case. I just realized: reckless driving = careless, dangerous driving wreckless driving would = not getting in a wreck/accident
She will never go 5 years without violating…especially because they went easy both times, they never learn until it’s too late when given too many chances, unfortunately
Ms O'Brien you are what we like to call "WrOnG"!! It absolutely is a contractual issue, but for the contract, there would be even less of a basis for potential retribution. Having sat at many a bargaining table as both a shop steward and as an executive member of my union, we never negotiated for former employees. It may have been different if the basis was a grievance not resolved prior to an employee leaving their job, but never based on what Ms. O'Brien brought to the table here.
Medical Cocaine card!🤣😂
I think I need to listen to some Eric Clapton now. 😁😁
Judge Simpson is funny but this was his best comment ever 😂😂😂😂
Maybe he's a dentist?
I’d love a medical pure heroin card .
@@MrRoadie6ifyou wanna get down, down on the ground COCAINE
"You don't know Shakespeare, do you..." absolutely brilliant. Stunning.
beware the ides of March
“Thou doth protest too much , methinks”
Hamlet
1601..
@@rahulshah1408 bingo
@@neontetra1000Exactly
Ain't he the dealer on 23rd street?
Thou doth protest too much! That’s the Shakespeare quote I believe he was going to say 😂
"The lady doth protest too much, methinks."
"Brevity is the soul of wit." - Polonius, Hamlet
The defendant doth self-test too much, methinks.
Or maybe "Thou art like one of those fellows that upon entering a tavern, lines up his cocaine upon the bar and says 'God send me no need of thee!'"
Yup, that was my guess too!
Mine as well. Too much protesting
"I don't do cocaine, I just like the smell of it!"
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Well there is a perfume that supposedly smells like heroin. It’s called White China
LOL
@@IrishEyes1024I understand. Drug sniffing dogs also like the smell as well. At least mine does. Well ok the white dog on TV I consider mine on family guy. You know the talking dog. He was a drug dog an an episode so that counts right?
It's never a good sign when the bailiff goes to stand behind the defendant. 😂
That is Judge Simpson que that he is going to revoke
If Judge Simpsons bailiff is anywhere other than by the bench. You know you’re in trouble.
Best looking Bailiff...
Best Judge...Best
Host...Best Chat ❤
Happy Green...😂
I'm giving him the cross eyes....this guy needs to have his LIAR'S card revoked.
He's a disgrace to liars.
You know then he’s about to gift you some new steel bracelets .
Tests positive for cocaine *five* times and still expects Judge Simpson to believe he has never, ever tried cocaine in his life! 😑🤡 “I swear on my mama, my kid, my greasy granny…” 😂😂
The dude's voice also SCREAMS crack smoker haha
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Greasy granny": 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
👍👍👍
😂😂😂
Miss O'Brian is quite confidently arrogant. 😂😂😂
I think that "Karen'" is from the "Everyone Gets a Trophy Generation"
If smug could take on a persona, it would be in the form of one Tiffany O'Brien.
"If they can dye the Chicago River green for a weekend, why can't they dye it blue for the rest of the year?"
😂
I never did cocaine your honor, maybe Crack, but never cocaine.
"Mr. Allen." - When those words come from Judge Simpson, you know they've used their last chance. I can count on one hand the number of times someone wasn't remanded after those two words were muttered.
Right back to boyfriend, no doubt, unless she is still with him. Endangered kids, abused elderly, 2 high speed vehicle chases, ignores police. Paraphernalia charge and a new job as a bartender. Suspended sentence? Shame on you, judge.
The new job is likely a lie. She just blew up the spot online, so perhaps the hiring manager will do a simple Google search before hiring her.
Absolutely too lenient
I get the sentiment everyone, but she isn't making it 5 years on probation. Probation is extremely difficult for people who can't follow basic societal rules... and she didn't even make it three from her first offense. Everyone in there knows this so when she does mess up on probation it will be 18 months + the probation violation.
Never in my life did I think I'd be such a huge fan of judges. Mike you've got me hooked. ❤ Simpson is great. Manning too. Love listening to them, esp with your commentary. 😂
She’s only worried after breaking the law at least 4 times after finally being held accountable!!
See!!! Another criminal working at a Dollar Store. No wonder they’re closing 1000 of these stores!!!
Fleeing should get jail time!! And at least it’s a felony!!!
She also has DV on an older person. She will be back in prison before the probation ends.
@@psweeneyville Yes, it is outrageous that she is not doing time. Infuriating.
Yea they closing 1000 of them but opening 4200 more....that should really scare the hell out of ya
Not to mention people just walking in taking just under 1k and walking out with no legal issues 😂
If he sentenced a boy younger than her to jail but gave her probation that’s pathetic. That’s not applying the law appropriately. That’s absurd.
Why are the kids in daycare if she wasn’t even working.
Suspended sentence is a joke.
Disproportionate sentencing based on gender has been proven to be a real thing everywhere in the US. Women tend to get far, far lighter sentences for the same crime as men. I'd be shocked if this same judge would give any man
Yep! She put a Shit piece of human BEFORE her Children…AND the Father could care LESS ..IF HE gave ANY thought of HIS children he would have made his court date
So many of these breeders do this. They’re breeders not mothers
"I knew I was clean because he [the cool dude, Mike?] seen it on the thing."
😂 right? And even though the cool dude, Mike, took a picture of it, they didn’t think 🤔 about sending it off for further verification!!! And even though it was positive and he did his own testes that Mike saw, Mike never told him he was violated for the negative testes!
My testes' 😂
The ' never used cocaine' guy bought codeine tests by accident.
🤷♀️ but sir, my dyi tests i made off the utbe video said i was clean😂
TESTS'S 😂
I don't think he's on cocaine..
As evidence, I'd like to submit his 15 minute stream of consciousness rambling diatribe.
I mean, would someone on cocaine do that?
Oh...wait..
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Karen.........I hope your next EMPLOYERS don't hear about this trial.
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bartending at night, with rage issues and dropping a baby a year and doesnt want an ankle monitor,what could go wrong.
It's likely a lie.
Things went wrong a while back
The "head in hand" from the septic tank guy at 26:43 is absolutely priceless!! 😂😂
If you’re in Judge Simpson’s courtroom and you hear him say “Mr. Allen” and your name is not Mr. Allen……..things are absolutely GOING TO GET WORSE!
Judge Simpson "THAT'S A NOOOOOOO" on karen retroactive 😂🤣😂🤣
"He stole 78 monsters and 32 redbulls" 😂😂😂😂
The ENTITLEMENT of miss former court clerk is astonishing 😂 I don’t think you get a bonus when ya leave your job, lady 😂 what is happening here
The last case is a classic example of disproportionate sentencing based on gender. Guarantee any 22 year old male with the exact same crimes wouldn't be getting a suspended sentence. He'd be serving at least a year in jail, on top of probation. Not serving a few weekend in jail.
Absolutely
52:43 “you have messed up your life for a man” the silence is deafening. UNTIL LOVE BOAT 😂
😂😂😂😂❤❤ Love boat!!!
My favorite part of today.
If plaintiff had that attitude when she was working for the County it's no wonder she was let go
This guy is coked the hell up while arguing 😂
God damn her and her legal words!!!😂 I woulda gotten away with it, too.. if it weren’t for their meddling attorney! 🤡🤡
Btw: “fair” is where you get a corn dog and funnel cake lol
*awkward wave*
The first time I saw this I swear I thought his lawyer was one of Melissa McCarthy characters!!! I then him talking it was like something like straight out one of her movies!! I couldn’t stop laughing!!!
Will she be allowed to work as a bartender while on probation??? Serious question...... 🤔🤔🤔
When Judge Simpson says "Mr. Allen", you know somebody is going for a ride. LOL
The test I took was clean 😂... Wow.. "I wasn't smart enough in the beginning" 😂😂☠️
Karen is so smug and condescending.
She thought she was on to a winner! 😂
You know, obviously she was completely wrong, but other than that I thought she did ok. I mean, lots of other people would have gone on whining about health problems and money problems, etc. at least she stuck to concise statements to the point, as wrong as they were, didn’t interrupt, and didn’t keep arguing after the judge ruled.
She was a court clerk and doesn't know how this works?
I’m guessing the Shakespeare line was about how he doth protest too much?
OK, cool, that works. I was wondering about that. I was looking for a comment. I wasn't sure if he was just calling him stupid in general, but yeah, what you're saying works. I love Judge Simpson.
I was thinking "disdaining fortune with his brandished steel,which smoked with bloody execution."
Hoisted by his own petard.
He has his own testes, judge. Talk to Mike, Your Honor
Judge Simpson is NOT the one to play games with and think you’d get away with it. 😂 The only thing better would be hearing him try to convince Judge Boyd his testises were being sabotaged. 😂😂😂
I think Judge Bryant is the one I'd be absolutely terrified of lying to, but Judge Simpson isn't far behind.
I disagree. He's been awfully easy on that lunatic Brianna Whatever who's squatting in someone's house and sued her ex for "her" testicles.
Mike. You are doing great with the thank you's of those who find the clips. And the music additions like Love Boat and Joker are fantastic. Real pro. Big improvement from the beginning. So funny.
Its hilarious watching the second woman give herself mic drops and be so proud of them... even though they arent mic drops because she is wrong😂 sooooo arrogant!
The last defendant seems like she sells her burrito from time to time.
It was Coke Zero😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏
Wow that lady who thinks she knows the law and everything sure has an attitude issue. And her demeanor the way she acted when she finished her statement.
I was gonna pass a drug test, but I got high.
First dude might be touching the coke to test dirty but it doesn’t explain his explanation that “his testses” show he’s clean. 🤷🏾♀️ 😂
He said he was dropping tests (urine I assume) then he paid for the swab
Different types of testing material results in different levels
Plus they said he can't use those results and he has to get them for labs they approve so he is probably 'home testing' and using a childs mouth
YIKES!!!! SO IT WAS HER GRANDMA THAT SHE BEAT UP THE PREVIOUS YEAR??? LETS HOPE CPS CHECKS UP ON THE BABIES!!! 😮😮
My new dude, Mike. He got me covered. Mike got my back.
Haha Mike you rock brother!! You’re comments are spot on and hilarious 😂
I’m so addicted to Judge Simpson!! I watch him everyday!! I’m so proud to be from Mi!!! I need to go meet him one day!! ❤️
Yeah he's really great. Big fan here as well.
Actually had him on a case almost 15 years ago. He's a gem. Funny at the time I looked at him alot different than I do now after watching hours of him sitting 😂
Mike ….. took a picture of my testesss 🎉😂😂😂
When the deputies stand behind you know you're going to jail
Darn it I just joined the page and wanted to catch a live video! Loving all of the content except when you bag on Women. We aren’t all crazy. I’m an amazing Wife. My husband is gone doing his thing all day I never call to act crazy and ask where he is. I have dinner ready and a clean home for him everyday. I hope you find someone like Me😂😂😂😂
Welcome aboard!
I think septic tank guy is using Just for Men on his mustache and goatee 😂
I immediately thought of Hulk Hogan.
I so want to see that case! Ive asked Mike to show it!
Septic splashback
Worst hangover ever! Note to Self: Never drink with Firefighters on St. Patty in Chicago!
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Oh that’s asking for it😂
Judge Simpson is the bomb
Karen's small claims fail should be awarded "Karen of the Week" and even though she lost her case she should a certificate of participation
She was sooo full of herself about her “trial brief”. Yet she is not a lawyer and thinks she played one at work by sitting in a courthouse. “Boo-hoo it’s not fair” is a well-known legal argument /s.
Fairness vs contract, duh who will win.
30 days jail and then 9 months of weekend jail
This dude absolutely IS ‘ The ganster of LOVE!!!!!😂😂😂😂
Every time I hear a woman dropping her kids at daycare and not going straight to work is always up to no good. 🙄
My favorite part is where she says her life just started. No lady, your life started 22 years ago and you've a grown ass woman with 2 kids, committing serious crimes. That sentencing was embarrassing and highlights the disproportionate sentencing in this country based on gender. No man with the exact same crimes is going to get merely a few weekends in jail. He'd be serving a year or two minimum.
"It's a stupid contract. It's not fair." The last one, the judge did not appear happy on hearing she was driving a van over 100MPH😱 I've seen this judge before and I believe he hates seeing this idiotic kind of behavior. Disheartened is a better description.
Right?😂
But…but…but…Mike said I testes clean!!!
Hate it when women weep in court after they have been charged and then also use the kids as a shield. This is in regards to the 3rd case.
You really need to clip the SNL Buh-bye bit with David Spade.
"Which part don't you understand? The 'buh' or the 'bye'"?
Total Bastard Airlines😂
I think it’s serendipity that Gobel Septic Service is placed right below Karen Tiffany.
Really love this judge. He’s amazing.
the wife says “ do your shirt buttons up, the 70s are over And you weren’t even there”!
I had a parolee fight a drug test in the late 90s sent the same urine sample away for retest and it was positive. He fought it. We had to bring someone in from the lab to testify to the sample readings. It was crazy expensive.
😮Oh my goodness Mike played the love boat song and it cut off to an ad and the song in the ad was “mama said there’d be days like this, there’d be days like this mama said”! It was so perfect i thought mike added a new song 😂
Something tells me that last girl will be going to prison for violating her parole.
I like to see if I can tell when Judge Simpson signals Mr.Allen! 1:58 BAM! 💥
I wish I hadn't looked up what a dirty Sanchez was!!!!!! I should have known better!😂
Same!
Urban dictionary got its start with the crazy sex acts.
I regretted it as well, so just a heads up, do not google:
Blue waffles
2 girls, 1 cup
Crap, I magically forgot the others
Turn myself into jail??? Could I turn myself into a cat instead???
😸
She won’t make it on probation
I wasn’t prepared to not win automatically due to suing an entity that I thought couldn’t defend itself! Logic at its finest.
Once more unto the breach! Getting our Bard action on.
I love that he felt that the court should go back and retest all his positive ones, like the court testing post holds on to each urine sample that crosses their desks. Can you imagine the smell in that place?
Did I just hear her say, "Alas"? Oh so Karen!🙄
Mike! Dont leave us all hanging about the Septic Tank Case! Please air that as a polite request from the U.K and I promise I will provide a Shakespeare quote to match it 😆Much Love and appreciation from across the pond, Jessie x🧡
"It's not a contractual issue, it's a fairness issue" - First defendant in Judge Simpson's court
It's never a good thing to abstract out deeper meanings in court if you ain't prepared. If you're in court for a contractual matter, the matter at hand would be a contractual matter.
Mike, you should definitely check out that first hearing the lawyer is referencing. It was wild!
Of COURSE, his own personal tests are TOTALLY CLEAN! Jeeze, judge, cut me loose! I even have proof from my buddy Mike who watched me do the test!
"His name is Mike. You can usually catch him hanging out on the corner of 3rd and Division. He's got a stable of females he runs in that area. If he ain't there when you go by, just ask one of the girls standing along the street. For 20 bucks, they can tell ya when he's due back. . ."
I live in Grand Rapids MI and Division Ave is indeed where the "mike" characters hangout around here 😂
@@JordanEmede_376 Yep! Grew up in Cedar Springs myself back in the 70's/80's (and now live a few miles West of Rockford). As kids, we all knew you didn't drive down S. Division after dark! I think it's probably a little safer these days, but you do still hear about shootings along that route from time to time. . . ;)
I think I'm going to start my own testing facility.
I love Mr. Allen. He is the best officer I’ve seen in the courts so far.
"I've never done cocaine! *Not even nummies* " he says AS he rubs the remaining residue on his gums in front of the judge 😂
Well, thanks a lot Mike, now Imma forever wonder about the great septic tank small claims case...😖
The level of ignorance this mother has to take a job at a bar says it all! She will violate her probation in no time
The Bailiff walked right up behind him from the start. "Please, give me a reason". 🤣 Dude sounds like Tone Loc 🤣
"If this doesn't go my way, I really really object to paying attorney's fees!"
Good judge on the reckless driving case.
I just realized: reckless driving = careless, dangerous driving
wreckless driving would = not getting in a wreck/accident
She will never go 5 years without violating…especially because they went easy both times, they never learn until it’s too late when given too many chances, unfortunately
1:02:31 her: “I’m happy with it” the atty: “you should be” LOL!
this last one ain't gonna make 5 months probation, let alone 5 years. NO WAY! 🙄
Oh my, the Karen case was difficult to watch. Karen had facial expressions that were condescending and her tone was very rude.
Her feral grin as punctuation to her points made her look crazy.
Ms O'Brien you are what we like to call "WrOnG"!!
It absolutely is a contractual issue, but for the contract, there would be even less of a basis for potential retribution.
Having sat at many a bargaining table as both a shop steward and as an executive member of my union, we never negotiated for former employees. It may have been different if the basis was a grievance not resolved prior to an employee leaving their job, but never based on what Ms. O'Brien brought to the table here.
I can’t stop saying “S E” every time the lawyer in the sewer suit says “MOU” contract.
Dude in hat is asleep