"The dog's tired after one little game of fetch? Weak. Pathetic.", said Astarion, while throwing the ball exactly 10 centimeters with all his might. :D
Astarion: this is totally, definitely, absolutely a normal amount of salty to be about a dog being too tired to play with me. it's not like I actually wanted him to fetch the ball.
Astarion and Minthara sound mean here but if you (like an evil piece of shit) give Scratch away, they are both the most upset. Minthara is ready to raze everything to the ground to find him and Astarion cries. They're big softies at heart.
Also another thing: if Scratch dies and you try to throw the ball, everyone is sad about it and talks about how good he was but Astarion in particular is on the verge on tears.
@@Ragvarok the question was about goostarion and what animals all the other characters would be so here's the rest of them: shadowheart - black cat lae'zel - green unicorn wyll - lion gale - owl narrator - tiger
@@Ragvarok Nah, pitbulls have bad rep for a reason. There's a reason why I always avoid Pitbulls when out with my Shepherd, i'd rather go through a river than deal with one on the path. Bitten on three different ocassions just by pitbulls, not to mention how many close-calls or loud annoying growling/barking/almost yoinking the owner with them there was. I'mma point out that there's next to none in my area too, if they really were such 'sweethearts', then why didn't any Shepherd bite me? (which are numerous here.)
@@iamerror1699 Probably a due to the stereotypes perpetuating people to get them and then not giving them the proper care they deserve. There's even articles and stuff about the discrimination they face in housing, insurance and travel. Shepards don't face a stigma (not since WWII oof) because they were historically trained to herd sheep. Pitbulls were historically bred for bull baiting and dog fighting. They've been raised and trained as fighter dogs since the 19th century which is why the stigma surrounding them is so prevalent since they were often trained to be aggressive. When correctly trained, suprise, suprise, they're very patient and levelheaded and were even entrusted in WW I for transporting messages and pulling stretchers). Many were, and still are (illegally) trained and raised as fighting dogs, and given the harsh environment and treatment (ie. being left chained outside for days on end, crappy food, lack of attention in a high stress environment) and stigma its not really surprising to see pitbull attacks as a sort of self-fulfilling prophecy. Not the dog's fault, no such thing as a bad dog, a bad and ignorant owner that doesn't understand the dog's needs on the other hand..those are the people who you should really be pissed about. To be a bit more general I'm willing to bet they were taken in by people who don't have the time to properly keep them active despite them being high energy dogs, and since they're crossed with terriers (known little yappy aggressive dogs) they're prone to getting stressed and lashing out.
Yeah definitely, when you speak with "his majesty"(the cat) and tell the cat how majestic he is and 'admire his beauty', astarion approves of all of these options xD
Neil (Astarion's VA) said that he was actually inspired by a stray cat that visited his house occasionally. He was feral at first, and it took 3 years before the stray allowed Neil to pet him; Now they are friends. Quote: [Astarion] is a cat. He's a black cat. There's a stray that comes into my house called Red... and he's quite feral. It took me three years before I could pick him up and hold him. He's totally cool with me now. Three fucking years. He gave me a lot of inspiration about Astarion. I believe he said it in one of the streams, apparently. I personally saw it on Tumblr.
@@Creative_mess4he also disapproves when you tell Gale's cat to please stop eating all the carrier pigeons that are supposed to be delivering mail in Balders Gate. He really thinks all cats (himself included) should be able to do whatever they want
Considering some of the other… interesting… comments he has made about his “talent with his tongue” (said about reading spells out) and other similar double entendres, it’s very possibly not just about the dog toy 😂🤭
@@plaguedoctor2882That doesn't feel fair honestly. Only 5?! Why not more? I mean, yeah there's a ton of characters and stuff, but... It's Astarion we're talking about for heaven's sake! That just feels depriving
Wyll: All tuckered out scratch. Me too scratch. Me too. Also Wyll: hey Mizora how about I trade my soul for someone to play fetch with? Mizora: *Double blinks in confusion* umm okay…? * Summons cambion*
i like how astarion says "barely a good boy at all". he's still a good boy just "barely".😂 he and shadowheart cant bring themselves to calling him a bad dog.
Yeah be careful how you throw stuff. I accidentally hit Scratch with a sponge. I was trying to get him to fetch it and my whole camp went apeshit on me. I guess they really do love that dog.
Wyll and Karlach seem to be the most open to Scratch,they are clearly dog people.Gale plays along but perfers cats. Shadowheart has some hangups because of her fear of wolves, but I think she wants to be friends. Lae'zel, Astarion and Minthara have their usual angst and high expectations but it just comes off as funny. I imagine Jaheria and Halsin have similiar viewpoints and well, I guess Minsc likes hamsters.
@@blacksesamecandies Astarion is a cat so he only like people and dogs when he feels like it, the rest of the time he just wants to cause chaos and break shit 😂
I like how the more evil companions don't even refer to Scratch by name while the more good characters do. Then Jaheira is just different because she's a Druid and has a slight bit of concern she's not playing ball with him right.
Astarion dearest makes me crack up so much lmao, talking shit when he can't even throw a BALL, he barely let's it drop. How does he even draw a bow ? XD
their game probably won't allow them because of how they completed certain quests. Laezel will definitely not join you. Halsin is the equivalent reward for the boglin questline in act 1 (so you can have both minthara and him at the same time). Minsc they probably haven't found yet
Astarion is me when my poodle decides to ignore me through the afternoon or is acting bratty against the best of her health... But then we cuddle together. :3
I love how you can tell who is a dog person and who is a cat person: AStarion, minthara, jaheria , shart are all like Gods damnit where are you >:( (not actually annoyed) meanwhile Gale, Karlach and Wyll are like AWhhhh poor baby. sleep well!!!
Astarion is secretly a cat in disguise - hence his love for causing chaos and breaking things. Also why he loves when you are nice to the cats you find when roaming about 😂
@@AikoSea lol yeah like “ok Tara I get it you want to eat pigeons, but can it not be the much needed carrier pigeons, you are in a city so I’m sure there are flying rats everywhere, go have fun finding some yumyums”
"The dog's tired after one little game of fetch? Weak. Pathetic." and all of a sudden, astarion had the undeniable urge to toss himself off the bridge for some reason
Not to be completely off topic but does the environmental noise in this area drive anyone else completely batshit insane The "AAAAA. AAAAAAAA. AAAAAAA. AAAAAAA." That loops endlessly in particular
@@Amanda-ti7hd the kids also drive me insane, but it's for sure not chatter, it's environmental noise bc it stops if you turn down specifically environmental noise in the settings lol I think maybe it's supposed to be some kind of bird call
Mithara is a woman after my heart, love her 😂 Astarion poor boy is way too tired to even throw the damn ball further than himself, on second thought it's probably easier for jim to retrieve it.
Never thought i'd be on the same foot as Astarion but these are some of the exact words I use on my pets. Though I reckon Astarion means what he says rather than it being a joke.
This is him being tired after using him in battle, but there *are* instances where he can die. I don't think it's inevitable though, just a possibility.
Minthara and Astarion really out here like “this is a normal amount of angst to have over a dog not giving me attention. I’m normal about this”
On brand, honestly
No for real though. 😂
they just like me fr
If scratch dies Astarion has a full on breakdown. It’s actually really sweet.
In fairness, Minthara combines the attitude of an evil overlord with a dog owner being disobeyed.
I love that Shadowheart can't be mean to/about Scratch for longer than two seconds. She's so soft, I love her
Shadowheart is my favorite!
She loves animals so 🥹
That's why she's my favourite! The shell you have to crack, and how hard it is for her to pretend! And then she's the sweetest!
@@RaggaDruidathere’s not even a lot of effort you try at all and she’s like “🥺 …really?” It’s hilarious
She was SO not made to be a good Sharran 😭 Shar really snatched the wrong kid
"The dog's tired after one little game of fetch? Weak. Pathetic.", said Astarion, while throwing the ball exactly 10 centimeters with all his might. :D
8 strength be like
Says Astarian after the Gur hunter knocks him out after 1 punch in the swamp area. 8 strength indeed.
strongest twink
@@jasontai7730How far will a 1 strength throw?
He literally ran because throwing it like 4 meters was too far for him 😭
Astarion is just pissed because he actually WANTED to play fetch with Scratch, he just pretends he doesn't. :')
he just wanted to have a bonding moment with the good boy 🥹
Astarion: this is totally, definitely, absolutely a normal amount of salty to be about a dog being too tired to play with me. it's not like I actually wanted him to fetch the ball.
@@redgoldcrown3990Astarion: B-baka inu…
Dude becomes depressed if he throws the ball if Scratch dies. He totally loves the dog
He gives himself away when he can’t even get himself to call him a "bad dog", no matter how bitter lmao. He's just a "barely good" one here 😭
Astarion and Minthara sound mean here but if you (like an evil piece of shit) give Scratch away, they are both the most upset. Minthara is ready to raze everything to the ground to find him and Astarion cries. They're big softies at heart.
Also another thing: if Scratch dies and you try to throw the ball, everyone is sad about it and talks about how good he was but Astarion in particular is on the verge on tears.
Dads who say they don't want a pet coded
@@Vampirekittiz Absolutely.
guess I'll have to kill scratch :( @@FiveFoxesInATrenchcoat
The way Minthara talks about him if he dies 😢😢😢
Of course Karlach would be quick to fetch the ball herself. She's a golden retriever in spirit. 🤣
@@Ragvarok samantha beart said at the bg3 panel last week that she would be a german shepherd because 'she's sweet but can also rip your face off!!'
@@Ragvarok the question was about goostarion and what animals all the other characters would be so here's the rest of them:
shadowheart - black cat
lae'zel - green unicorn
wyll - lion
gale - owl
narrator - tiger
@@Ragvarok Nah, pitbulls have bad rep for a reason. There's a reason why I always avoid Pitbulls when out with my Shepherd, i'd rather go through a river than deal with one on the path. Bitten on three different ocassions just by pitbulls, not to mention how many close-calls or loud annoying growling/barking/almost yoinking the owner with them there was. I'mma point out that there's next to none in my area too, if they really were such 'sweethearts', then why didn't any Shepherd bite me? (which are numerous here.)
@@iamerror1699 Probably a due to the stereotypes perpetuating people to get them and then not giving them the proper care they deserve. There's even articles and stuff about the discrimination they face in housing, insurance and travel. Shepards don't face a stigma (not since WWII oof) because they were historically trained to herd sheep. Pitbulls were historically bred for bull baiting and dog fighting. They've been raised and trained as fighter dogs since the 19th century which is why the stigma surrounding them is so prevalent since they were often trained to be aggressive. When correctly trained, suprise, suprise, they're very patient and levelheaded and were even entrusted in WW I for transporting messages and pulling stretchers). Many were, and still are (illegally) trained and raised as fighting dogs, and given the harsh environment and treatment (ie. being left chained outside for days on end, crappy food, lack of attention in a high stress environment) and stigma its not really surprising to see pitbull attacks as a sort of self-fulfilling prophecy. Not the dog's fault, no such thing as a bad dog, a bad and ignorant owner that doesn't understand the dog's needs on the other hand..those are the people who you should really be pissed about. To be a bit more general I'm willing to bet they were taken in by people who don't have the time to properly keep them active despite them being high energy dogs, and since they're crossed with terriers (known little yappy aggressive dogs) they're prone to getting stressed and lashing out.
@@lazylittledragongreen unicorn 😭 just call her the zombie horse from minecraft atp
"Dog? DOGGG??? FeTcH dA *BOLL* . Fetch the-ugh"
Kuo-Toa climbing out of the under dark “Did someone say BOAL!?”
Neil Newbon channeling Heisenberg a bit there lol
Astarion bein mean but will bawl his eyes out once scratch is perma gone
*being *Scratch
@@RebekkaJones this is youtube, not an english exam
And Astarion being unable to throw a ball
@@RebekkaJonesno one cares stfu
Wait how does Scratch end up perma gone?
“Barely a good boy at all” Careful Astarion, you are thin ice now
Scratch: 'But I /am/ a good boy.'
Astarion: 'prideful pouting sniff'
he's being a tsundere, he is the most affected by scratch dying/being give back to the kennel
getting dangerously close to deserving the stake treatment
"and you're just BARELY alive Mr VAMP"
Jaheira being willing to wildshape to fight for the ball is incredibly funny and sweet
You just know she does that whenever she thinks he needs a playmate
She's sounds like she's smiling the entire time she's saying her lines
Scratch: *doesn't get the ball*
Astarion: 🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊
Aww Shadowheart's reactions are so cute.
But Astarion's "DOG? DOGGG?!"
Astarion just radiates cat energy fr
Yeah definitely, when you speak with "his majesty"(the cat) and tell the cat how majestic he is and 'admire his beauty', astarion approves of all of these options xD
Neil (Astarion's VA) said that he was actually inspired by a stray cat that visited his house occasionally.
He was feral at first, and it took 3 years before the stray allowed Neil to pet him; Now they are friends.
Quote: [Astarion] is a cat. He's a black cat. There's a stray that comes into my house called Red... and he's quite feral. It took me three years before I could pick him up and hold him. He's totally cool with me now. Three fucking years. He gave me a lot of inspiration about Astarion.
I believe he said it in one of the streams, apparently. I personally saw it on Tumblr.
@@Deadpan_SnarkerThere are still people on Tumbler? I thought it died out. Are there active communities?
@@Deadpan_Snarkerdude thats fucking adorable thank you SO MUCH for sharing
@@Creative_mess4he also disapproves when you tell Gale's cat to please stop eating all the carrier pigeons that are supposed to be delivering mail in Balders Gate. He really thinks all cats (himself included) should be able to do whatever they want
It’s Astarion having beef with a dog for me. God I love this man, he’s so dramatic.
But then he cries if Scratch's gone.
@@Tamaki742
He’s just like me fr
I like how every time Gale throws the ball he gets Arcane Synergy 💀
I discovered this happens whenever Asterion unlocks something. Friggin hilarious. 😆
is that what's making his hands glow pink?
“First he wants to fetch, now he doesn’t want to fetch. Make up your mind, dog.”
Me trying to get in Astarion’s good graces
“Barely a good boy at all.” How dare!
Still a good boy though. But barely.
Astarion has to go now
He is THE BEST boi!
Gale: "the ball play can wait I suppose." Are we still talking about Scratch?
Considering some of the other… interesting… comments he has made about his “talent with his tongue” (said about reading spells out) and other similar double entendres, it’s very possibly not just about the dog toy 😂🤭
Level 6 spell testicular torsion
There's a thin line between being a soft romantic and being unrepentantly horny.
Gale plays jump-rope with it
"Scratch is dreaming of balls and buried bones, I suppose."
@@PaulRGauthiersame 👀
No wonder Scratch doesn't want to play fetch with Astarion, those are the weakest throws I have ever seen.
tfw you have 8 STR
Okay but shadowheart being like "no i shouldn't say that, he's a good boy" is SO CUTE
neil put more energy into these lines than i've had in my entire life
Apparently Astarion has a grand total of 5 hours of lines across all of the game, and I mean 5 hours of JUST lines
@@plaguedoctor2882That doesn't feel fair honestly. Only 5?! Why not more? I mean, yeah there's a ton of characters and stuff, but... It's Astarion we're talking about for heaven's sake! That just feels depriving
“Barely a good boy at all” and yet still a good boy 😂 Astarion is a softie
Astarion: Barley a good boy at all
Me: and i took that personally
*I cast disintegrate at 12 level*
Astarion and Minthara are like those parents that don’t want a dog but once someone they live with gets one they love it the most 😂😂😂
"Dog? DOO-OOG!" is so perfectly delivered xD
Lol the contrast of Astarion here to if Scratch dies.
I feel like Karlach woudn't even mind to play fetch with herself haha
Karlach definitely races scratch to get the ball after throwing it.
Wyll: All tuckered out scratch. Me too scratch. Me too.
Also Wyll: hey Mizora how about I trade my soul for someone to play fetch with?
Mizora: *Double blinks in confusion* umm okay…? * Summons cambion*
😂😂😂
i like how astarion says "barely a good boy at all". he's still a good boy just "barely".😂 he and shadowheart cant bring themselves to calling him a bad dog.
Yeah be careful how you throw stuff. I accidentally hit Scratch with a sponge. I was trying to get him to fetch it and my whole camp went apeshit on me. I guess they really do love that dog.
1:48 it's hilarious how he says this when his throws only go a foot in front of him 😂
"Barely a good boy at all." But you admit he is indeed a good boy, Astarion.
what else can he do, call Scratch a bad dog?
@@redgoldcrown3990 Ascended Astarion probably would
Wyll is such a good boy 🥺
Wyll and Karlach seem to be the most open to Scratch,they are clearly dog people.Gale plays along but perfers cats. Shadowheart has some hangups because of her fear of wolves, but I think she wants to be friends. Lae'zel, Astarion and Minthara have their usual angst and high expectations but it just comes off as funny. I imagine Jaheria and Halsin have similiar viewpoints and well, I guess Minsc likes hamsters.
@@blacksesamecandies Astarion is a cat so he only like people and dogs when he feels like it, the rest of the time he just wants to cause chaos and break shit 😂
Wyll and karlach are dog parents they would raise only the best boys and girls
Astarion: Fetch the ball!
Scratch: But... it's literally right at your feet.
"The ballplay can wait, I suppose." - Gale
Astarion's reaction when Scratch is lost or something and doesn't get the ball is hilarious he's always on the verge of tears XD
Wyll: "Poor Scratch must be tired... oh well"
*Summons a fucking demon to play fetch with instead*
I like how the more evil companions don't even refer to Scratch by name while the more good characters do. Then Jaheira is just different because she's a Druid and has a slight bit of concern she's not playing ball with him right.
Astarion being peak cat person 😂
Shadowheart saying good boy in that tone giving some people shivers.
it's me, I'm some people 😂
Yep, it's doing things for me 😂
Astarion dearest makes me crack up so much lmao, talking shit when he can't even throw a BALL, he barely let's it drop. How does he even draw a bow ? XD
my sorcerer tav throws farther than him. XD
“Better get it myself.” Golden Retriever confirmed.
Minthara loves him the most. 😅
You can tell the alignments of all of them based on their responses
so where is Lae'zel? and Minsc and Halsin?
I was thinking the same
their game probably won't allow them because of how they completed certain quests.
Laezel will definitely not join you. Halsin is the equivalent reward for the boglin questline in act 1 (so you can have both minthara and him at the same time). Minsc they probably haven't found yet
Yeah, not really all companions is it.
*“I shouldn’t tease our boy” YES KARLACH*
Wyll needs more love. He’s genuinely such a good person 😭
I love Minthara's whole vibe of "I command in this army of evil. You are the dog. Heed me...Treats later."
I love that Astarion can’t even not call him a good boy he’s only “barely a good boy”
Astarion is me when my poodle decides to ignore me through the afternoon or is acting bratty against the best of her health... But then we cuddle together. :3
Shadowheart saying he's a good boy melted me, she's so sweet
I'm assuming when he's on cooldown after being summoned
Yea!
Astarion: dog? DAURWWWWWWGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
1:27 his pathetic little throw is sending me
Shadowheart is soo sweet!! I love her to bits! ❤❤
I love how you can tell who is a dog person and who is a cat person:
AStarion, minthara, jaheria , shart are all like Gods damnit where are you >:( (not actually annoyed)
meanwhile
Gale, Karlach and Wyll are like AWhhhh poor baby. sleep well!!!
Shadowheart is so sweet to him! And Astarion just acts like a total dick. I know he’s a cat person, but I expected better.
He’s absolutely gutted if you do this when scratch dies so he’s def faking here lol
What does a cat do when you don’t give it the attention he craves? (They get mad.)
Astarion is secretly a cat in disguise - hence his love for causing chaos and breaking things. Also why he loves when you are nice to the cats you find when roaming about 😂
@@elenalizabeth I laughed so hard when I got a disapproval for telling SPOILER
Tara to stop killing the pigeons it’s like come on man
@@AikoSea lol yeah like “ok Tara I get it you want to eat pigeons, but can it not be the much needed carrier pigeons, you are in a city so I’m sure there are flying rats everywhere, go have fun finding some yumyums”
Love seeing stuff I still haven't discovered!! This could also be an alignment chart for the companions...
"Would you prefer I wild shape and fight you for it?" As a matter of fact I think doggos in general would love that
3:29 Wyll wanted to play fetch so much he summoned a literal demon to do it
No laezel and minsc reactions?
I love how BG3's physics turns a chew toy/tennis ball into a shotput.
"DOOOOOOOOOOGGG!" Oh Astarion LOL
You can see the character of a person by the way they treat their pets!
Astarion is just mad he can’t throw the ball farther than 2 feet
Astarion throwing the ball like ✨ugh✨💅
And on a distance of a meter
"Barely a good boy at all!" Careful, Astarion. That's a good way to get Durge'd.
"The dog's tired after one little game of fetch? Weak. Pathetic."
and all of a sudden, astarion had the undeniable urge to toss himself off the bridge for some reason
Wait, how does Scratch gets tired? If summoned for battle?
Yeah😁
summon and then dismiss him. you can only summon him once per long rest. after you dismiss him throw the ball.
I love shadow heart so much. She tries so hard to be tough but is a softy through and through
Not to be completely off topic but does the environmental noise in this area drive anyone else completely batshit insane
The "AAAAA. AAAAAAAA. AAAAAAA. AAAAAAA." That loops endlessly in particular
yeah I think its the child selling the newspaper it drives me insane
@@Amanda-ti7hd the kids also drive me insane, but it's for sure not chatter, it's environmental noise bc it stops if you turn down specifically environmental noise in the settings lol
I think maybe it's supposed to be some kind of bird call
I’ve definitely had Astarion and Jaheria moments when my dog asks to play fetch then doesn’t
Astarion is such a cat person
Mithara is a woman after my heart, love her 😂 Astarion poor boy is way too tired to even throw the damn ball further than himself, on second thought it's probably easier for jim to retrieve it.
Laughing extra hard at Astarion because that is exactly how he would throw a ball 😆
Never thought i'd be on the same foot as Astarion but these are some of the exact words I use on my pets. Though I reckon Astarion means what he says rather than it being a joke.
If you do it in the camp, Minty says"Withers, be a good boy and fetch the ball, haha"
I LOVE this video! Astarion’s lines were so funny, and Shadowheart’s were so sweet. Do Lae’zel and Halsin have voice lines for this as well?
Scratch was right, a predator wouldn't care to learn his name.
I swear, with those lines from Astarion one would think that Neil was channeling his inner Stewie Griffin. XD
"Barely a good boy at all" got me so hard lol
"...barely a good boy"
Karlach: *menacingly points at the adjacent death pit*
I'll be good
Gortash: "...What are these people doing on my bridge?"
da faq they doing over there (meme)
"All" companions' reaction:
Lae'zel:
Halsin:
Minsc:
I love the fact that you can see the alignments of every character portrait I'm this interaction
"the ball play can wait for now" Why do I feel like that is a line Gale never thought he'd say *giggitty*
"Barely a good boy at all" somebody sounds a tad jealous
What happens to Scratch? I'm in Act 3 and aside from the lady that trains dogs to deliver mail, I haven't found anything else related to Scratch
This is him being tired after using him in battle, but there *are* instances where he can die. I don't think it's inevitable though, just a possibility.
Wylls wimpy throw is killing me
Tav and Wyll once again being the only people to have normal, sane reactions to things
Astario don't be mean to Scratch
he's on thin fucking ice
Aw everyone is so sweet about Scratch. And then there’s Astarion and Minthara
Minthara and Astarion are so hurt by scratch not wanting to play with them xD
I love soooo much Sharts and Karlach reaction ♥
Ok after this video I’ve finally made up my mind about Wyll being 100% husband material
Wow I didn't know it was possible to hate Minthara even more than I already do
Just another reason I love Jaheira 😂
"Barley a good boy at all". Astarion just Instantly became the main villian of the whole game with that one line
No Halsin, Lae'zel or Minsc?
That's it! I'm staking Astarion next time I do a BG3 run
Other companions: Our good boy needs a rest, let's not tease him.
Astarion: dOoOooOG!