Pokémon Sword: Isle of Armor

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  • Опубліковано 29 лис 2024
  • Pokémon Sword & Shield just released the Isle of Armor. That is the extent of my review.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 6 тис.

  • @bibarel5097
    @bibarel5097 4 роки тому +15373

    Klara: **is being evil**
    Normie Girl: *:)*

  • @Frescko
    @Frescko 4 роки тому +4660

    “Just to JFK it” wow... that’s a line I thought I would never hear

    • @saucystavii2064
      @saucystavii2064 4 роки тому +63

      Killed me bro

    • @SnuggsMcDuff
      @SnuggsMcDuff 4 роки тому +146

      "JFK" is a verb now in gamer language. Truly a legacy he'd be proud of.

    • @solid3070
      @solid3070 4 роки тому +24

      I actually said the same thing lol

    • @RagnellAvalon
      @RagnellAvalon 4 роки тому +39

      WATCHOUTWATCHOUTWATCHOUT
      JFK OUTTA NOWHERE

    • @eggzisstenshulldredd
      @eggzisstenshulldredd 4 роки тому +15

      A line we thought we'd never hear and thought we'd or he'd never cross.

  • @DraphEnjoyer
    @DraphEnjoyer 4 роки тому +4585

    "Klara was originally an underground pop singer. She promoted herself as a star that had both cuteness and the virulence of poison. She energetically held live concerts and other events, even selling some Klara-themed collectables that she made herself, but in spite of everything, she only managed to sell eight copies of her debut album "Krazy for Klara." She decided becoming a Gym Leader would help her gain more popularity and has been working towards that goal since. She chose the Poison type because it matched her image and there was less competition."
    Klara is LITERALLY an egirl.

    • @t3rr0x55
      @t3rr0x55 4 роки тому +143

      W t f

    • @karlhyetravelerofworlds
      @karlhyetravelerofworlds 4 роки тому +483

      She wants to be Roxie so badly

    • @bernardosales1044
      @bernardosales1044 4 роки тому +360

      @@karlhyetravelerofworlds No one can surpass Moxie, when she sang in her Gym you could actually hear her singing, SwSh can't beat that

    • @blui3609
      @blui3609 4 роки тому +48

      Why am I not surprised?

    • @pearcegolding3544
      @pearcegolding3544 4 роки тому +175

      Klaras bathwater

  • @godbidoof6000
    @godbidoof6000 4 роки тому +1366

    “This girl looks like she saw a murder this morning and is fine with it.”
    He says right after using mr fish against other Pokémon

  • @miltio8137
    @miltio8137 4 роки тому +1355

    I love how pichu evolve with happiness. Yet Alpharad's is lvl 100 and not even a pikachu. Bro that pichu's mad depressed ! Get him a coffee !

    • @letterg4295
      @letterg4295 3 роки тому +86

      I mean, Pikachu’s the icon of Pokémon, and with how bad Game Freak treats the franchise as of now, that Pichu needs a thunder stone to skip an evolution fast.

    • @lacia1658
      @lacia1658 3 роки тому +30

      I mean he could of pressed B every time pichu tried to evolve

    • @miltio8137
      @miltio8137 3 роки тому +52

      @@lacia1658 what's worst, that pichus's depressed. Or that he got his evolution cancelled every time (wich I believe might just be extra painfull. I mean it's like his whole body's growing and changing. Making it turn back that's just painfull xD). So he's either depressed or scared for life !

    • @theepicergreninja3018
      @theepicergreninja3018 3 роки тому +9

      Pichu is holding a everstone

    • @justanhonestwarmongertryin8852
      @justanhonestwarmongertryin8852 2 роки тому +1

      @Matt Lee *a everstone

  • @jamieohjamie
    @jamieohjamie 4 роки тому +2615

    "She's gonna Dynamax her Slowbro just for me to JFK it from the top ropes"
    What a line.

    • @lilyliu7784
      @lilyliu7784 4 роки тому +16

      Almost liked it when it was at 69

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 3 роки тому +2

      Just brought it to 969

    • @PikaGirl7
      @PikaGirl7 3 роки тому +1

      I learn more from UA-cam then school is that sad...
      Either way what a line

    • @appalachiabrauchfrau
      @appalachiabrauchfrau 3 роки тому +11

      @@PikaGirl7 teachers don't get paid enough to actually care if you learn or not, we're living off a salary of pamphlets for retirement vacations and children's sass.

    • @markchang2964
      @markchang2964 3 роки тому +1

      eaxctly

  • @bitratebenny2856
    @bitratebenny2856 4 роки тому +2149

    I'd like to point out that Alpha didn't include the chat calling him a simp for the cotton-candy-hair-girl throughout like 80% of the stream.

    • @boomermoment3893
      @boomermoment3893 4 роки тому +181

      The cotton candy hair girl might be the best summary of all time

    • @EpicNerdsWithCameras
      @EpicNerdsWithCameras 4 роки тому +95

      He was trying to hide from the truth.

    • @gordogunso
      @gordogunso 4 роки тому +62

      PokemonLover 25 um, excuse moi, its based in englishland, so the appropriate term is “Fairy Floss”.

    • @artmanoil
      @artmanoil 4 роки тому +36

      @@gordogunso I just call it the kinkcotton

    • @artmanoil
      @artmanoil 4 роки тому +9

      Tie people up and then start to lick em.
      I do that without the cotton but it makes them taste better

  • @orbitalape
    @orbitalape 4 роки тому +463

    "She's going to dynamax this slowpoke just for me to JFK it from the top ropes"

  • @silverhawk8699
    @silverhawk8699 4 роки тому +1076

    Normie Girl: **just walking along**
    Mr. Fish: *YOU HAVE SUMMONED ME MASTER, WHOSE SOUL SHALL I NOW STRIP FROM THEIR FRESHLY MADE CORPSE? OR WOULD YOU PREFER I REDUCE THE OPPOSING TRAINER AND THEIR POKEMON TO NOTHING BUT MERE ASHES? I SERVE TO PLEASE AND EARN MY NEXT MEAL.*

  • @williamnguyen8663
    @williamnguyen8663 4 роки тому +565

    If they made Klara our rival from now on, it would be so much more entertaining. She has the snobby personality of Blue, but with the addition of threatening to end you

    • @vihurah9554
      @vihurah9554 4 роки тому +62

      Blue oak
      -upgrade
      Blue oak with boobs
      -perfection

    • @skimbeeble8115
      @skimbeeble8115 4 роки тому +13

      @@vihurah9554 indeed

    • @gk9606
      @gk9606 4 роки тому +11

      Now i’m salty that i got shield

    • @gk9606
      @gk9606 4 роки тому +5

      also 69 likes lol

    • @hatsunemikufortnite
      @hatsunemikufortnite 4 роки тому

      avery is better

  • @zackherkerson3318
    @zackherkerson3318 4 роки тому +1409

    "she is holding that Pokémon at gun point"
    *That killed me*

    • @kingswood26
      @kingswood26 4 роки тому +27

      It killed the pokemon too

    • @kingswood26
      @kingswood26 4 роки тому +1

      @@THUMBIS007 No it's not cursed enough for me

    • @cjlite0210
      @cjlite0210 3 роки тому +1

      The Pokemon is just like
      *STOP*

    • @shannongrummisch8881
      @shannongrummisch8881 3 роки тому +2

      Pokémon gun confirmed

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 3 роки тому

      With all given respect: This Soup should kill humans.
      For obvious reasons.
      Its not ok in Real Life ot eat Plutonium, so it's not ok
      to eat that Soup. Get it?

  • @skillsharekirby2048
    @skillsharekirby2048 4 роки тому +894

    "they made her toxic as hell-"
    And I got a f*cking vape ad.

  • @moemdown5260
    @moemdown5260 4 роки тому +210

    11:19 Klara: I swear I can't get a read on you.
    Normie Girl: *Thinking about the bodies*

    • @dorisscott9527
      @dorisscott9527 3 роки тому +8

      do you recognize the bodies in the water?

    • @critaquil5011
      @critaquil5011 3 роки тому +5

      ​@@dorisscott9527 even if you did recognize them, there is nothing you could do to help them, but that's fine because you do not recognize the bodies in the water

  • @walkermcmullin8665
    @walkermcmullin8665 4 роки тому +298

    "She should have just pulled out a gun!"
    *He says after putting Sobscribe up in the clock tower with a goddamn sniper rifle*

  • @Sh-es7uq
    @Sh-es7uq 4 роки тому +637

    Normie girl would tweet herself using Pokémon Smile saying “See, I’m quirky to!

  • @symbiotesoda1148
    @symbiotesoda1148 3 роки тому +181

    0:35
    Fun fact: Most Pokémon have intelligence similar to us. For example, the Team Rocket Meowth is really just an ordinary Meowth, but he taught himself to speak English (Japanese?)

    • @TheSewDew
      @TheSewDew 3 роки тому +23

      I mean, most Pokèmon understand english

    • @nekoyama113
      @nekoyama113 2 роки тому +6

      And psychic types like gardevoir can speak with telepathy

    • @gengarcrobat1576
      @gengarcrobat1576 2 роки тому +4

      And the Slowking in the second Pokemon movie is fully fluent in English/Japanese/whatever language you're watching it in

    • @lukiwei9468
      @lukiwei9468 8 місяців тому +1

      @@nekoyama113tbf that’s less so truly understanding humans and more so sending signals that automatically translate to us as whatever we understand.

  • @gravel9616
    @gravel9616 4 роки тому +503

    “She should have pulled out a gun”
    - Alpharad 2020

    • @themadlad8961
      @themadlad8961 4 роки тому +4

      Just like Joker´s neutral special, Clara´s neutral special is a GUN.

  • @darkwiz535
    @darkwiz535 4 роки тому +940

    I agree that Klara is one of the best characters they’ve added this gen, but it pisses me off to no end that the music themed poison user wasn’t given a gigantamaxible toxtricity, a music themed poison type

    • @cyb3rspace478
      @cyb3rspace478 4 роки тому +32

      True, but it wouldn’t make sense because of piers

    • @BELLETYRE
      @BELLETYRE 3 роки тому +4

      Although this does make a lot of sense I think game freak is trying to have the new rivals to have new Pokémon from the isle

    • @Justjudey
      @Justjudey 3 роки тому +31

      @@cyb3rspace478 yeah but piers was just a dark type gym leader and he already has obstagoon which is music themed in the credits

    • @killerkirby366
      @killerkirby366 3 роки тому

      She wasn't music themed but liek was her slow bro gigantimsx or was it jsut dynamax

    • @ghengiroo4143
      @ghengiroo4143 3 роки тому +3

      @@killerkirby366 It was Dynamaxed

  • @yeetman2174
    @yeetman2174 4 роки тому +1577

    Klara: Literally committing a war crime
    Normie girl: I have a giant fish.

    • @risan7495
      @risan7495 4 роки тому +31

      Not a giant fish,he is mr. fish

    • @wackybatman2027
      @wackybatman2027 3 роки тому +11

      Normie girl: ಠ⌣ಠ

    • @Loganmusicthings
      @Loganmusicthings 3 роки тому +5

      Mmmm…mushrooms taste good!

    • @windgrazer2286
      @windgrazer2286 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @noobabros
      @noobabros 2 роки тому +2

      @@Loganmusicthings imagine your YourUA-cam avatar saying that

  • @IceyX54
    @IceyX54 4 роки тому +783

    "Thank u mr fish"

  • @Frikiman_H
    @Frikiman_H 4 роки тому +1947

    Can we stop for a moment and think how this is the first time that anyone has ever cheated in a main series Pokemon game? You fight gangsters and weird doomsday cults over and over, but nobody before this toxic girl here ever considered not honoring the Pokemon battle rules. I don't know what to think about this.

    • @notrod5341
      @notrod5341 4 роки тому +294

      I find the best way to understand pokemon's story lines is often not to think.

    • @Frikiman_H
      @Frikiman_H 4 роки тому +86

      @@notrod5341 Good advice.

    • @jungleurbanwarrior
      @jungleurbanwarrior 4 роки тому +17

      It does scale. I made a new account on my switch so I could have both forms. I just needed to beat the first gym and get to level 30

    • @floricel_112
      @floricel_112 4 роки тому +177

      that team rocket grunt back in the day decided the best way to guard their secret hideout entrance was too NOT challenge you to a pokemon battle....AND IT WORKED! You had to dress yourself as a team rocket member to get past him. Clearly, him and Klara (and whoever shield has) are the only people with a brain in this series

    • @nonamepasserbya6658
      @nonamepasserbya6658 4 роки тому +12

      Didn't Avery did that first with his Physic Field?

  • @plasmetal8225
    @plasmetal8225 4 роки тому +627

    4:42
    Imagine the literal Pokemon God just descend from the heavens.
    Does he have a message? A blessing? What does he have to say?
    *"YOU SEEM TO HAVE AN AWESOME BIKE, MY CHILD."*

    • @jackofclubs6229
      @jackofclubs6229 4 роки тому +57

      This is why Arceus can be caught by 12 year olds. It’s because he’s too curious. The guy probably thinks, ‘Wait does this kid really think that a regular poke ball would allow him to control me?! HA! You know what? Let’s see where this goes. He made me laugh, so why not. If he tries to abuse his power, I can always just leave or smite him. It’ll be fun’
      ARCEUS HAS BEEN SUCCESSFULLY CAPTURED!
      YOU GOT 5937336 XP

    • @disfunctional
      @disfunctional 4 роки тому +16

      The complete opposite reaction oak would have

    • @jackofclubs6229
      @jackofclubs6229 4 роки тому +32

      I LIKE YOUR CUT, MY CHILD
      [Arceus uses Judgement] *SLAP*

    • @funtimegamer8733
      @funtimegamer8733 2 роки тому +4

      WHAT IF IT COULD FLY?

    • @pinhanimations7982
      @pinhanimations7982 2 роки тому +4

      Legends arceus in a nuttshell

  • @DrunkenEros
    @DrunkenEros 4 роки тому +604

    "shut up virgin"
    I should hope so. He's like 5

    • @pleasenojohns3485
      @pleasenojohns3485 4 роки тому +22

      Stupid virgin baby man

    • @Dxpress_
      @Dxpress_ 4 роки тому +17

      I lost my virginity in the abstract void of nothingness before I was born.
      Step up yer game.

    • @M1sterE321
      @M1sterE321 4 роки тому +13

      Well i was already inside a woman before i was born...

    • @tinyvegetable3765
      @tinyvegetable3765 4 роки тому

      L4LEGEND * lmfaoo can you not put my bumble username up here like that thanks

    • @Hugo-ih4sw
      @Hugo-ih4sw 5 місяців тому

      What

  • @Lazer_Specter
    @Lazer_Specter 3 роки тому +98

    I like how Klara made a whole scheme and everything, even cheated only to be defeated by a fish who just wants to die and the US Navy's number 1 sniper. Makes sense.

  • @Hephaestus_God
    @Hephaestus_God 4 роки тому +2275

    Klara is the best character this gen. Here is why:
    1. She has more personality than any of the base game characters combined. Which also highlights why she is a poison type despite her looks.
    2. Absolute Territory (google it)
    3. Her theme music is sick!
    4. Her intro animation, and D-max animation are also sick!
    5. her league card number is "881", which can be read in Japanese as goroawase for やばい yabai, meaning "dangerous". Alluding to her
    poison type to all who challenge her beforehand.
    6. She picked poison type because there was little competition for poison gym leaders. This means she thinks with her head and is also lazy at the same time. Couldn't ask for more.
    7. her headband is Dustox wings

    • @t3rr0x55
      @t3rr0x55 4 роки тому +33

      Why doesnt this have more likes..

    • @lyubomirkonstantinov7825
      @lyubomirkonstantinov7825 4 роки тому +168

      I was like oh wow finally an actual personality in this game. Then the DLC lasted 15 seconds. Imagine if they only put the same effort into the actual gym leaders

    • @FatherShrimpKvikklunsj
      @FatherShrimpKvikklunsj 4 роки тому +113

      and she's hot

    • @veronviper06
      @veronviper06 4 роки тому +26

      T G T H I C C

    • @georgecortes3416
      @georgecortes3416 4 роки тому +94

      And don't forget, she also straight-up tries convincing Honey and Mustard NOT to train you after seeing how powerful you are, in addition to cheating by littering your side of the field with Toxic Spikes before the match! Avery, the Shield counterpart, is similar, but summons Psychic Terrain instead to boost his Pokemon's Psychic attacks and make sure you don't try any priority moves!

  • @alexchampion9395
    @alexchampion9395 4 роки тому +619

    Klara: “am I being mocked by a kid?”
    Players: I AM THE CHAMPION

    • @nonamepasserbya6658
      @nonamepasserbya6658 4 роки тому +13

      Did Leon possesed the Normie girl?

    • @DragonsRocks017
      @DragonsRocks017 4 роки тому +20

      This was honestly me the entire dlc

    • @robe9759
      @robe9759 4 роки тому +2

      I get why the lines are like that. Since you can go into the isle of armor at any point after Pokédex I think

  • @whelp8321
    @whelp8321 4 роки тому +924

    Thank god he brought the prima strategy guide so that we got a Pokémon toothbrush game
    Update I watched this video twice and on the second time I got an ad about clinical depression when mustard says you have to befriend kubfu

  • @grimmashley8422
    @grimmashley8422 4 роки тому +236

    Imagine Alpha’s reaction to Hop being at the Dojo when you get back

  • @sebcano3704
    @sebcano3704 4 роки тому +869

    The girl doesn’t look like daisy she looks like jimmy neutrons mom

    • @jmhguy
      @jmhguy 4 роки тому +36

      she looks like the cross between the two

    • @oshenrandall2203
      @oshenrandall2203 4 роки тому +12

      it cost you literally nothing to not say that but you did anyways.

    • @Aaaa-g6u8e
      @Aaaa-g6u8e 4 роки тому

      Disagree. Hairstyle isn't similar enough, she resembles a older Daisy with makeup.

    • @fortnitetrollslollol5176
      @fortnitetrollslollol5176 4 роки тому

      Guys if you buy dlc then can you play island of armor and crown of tundra?

    • @Nekiplex
      @Nekiplex 4 роки тому +1

      Shes called Honey

  • @StarKnight54
    @StarKnight54 4 роки тому +746

    Alpharad: what if she just pulls out a gun
    Sobscribe: are you forgetting something?

  • @RuneRaged
    @RuneRaged 4 роки тому +482

    "She's going to dynamax her Slowbro just for me to JFK it from the top rope"
    -Alpha 2020

  • @cjlite0210
    @cjlite0210 3 роки тому +69

    I swear Klara's ribbons are either an emotionally synced Pokemon or are literally just part of her

  • @trickster9113
    @trickster9113 4 роки тому +181

    "I really hope they have ball guy in this pass"
    Me: Oh boy, He's gonna be a bit disappointed..

  • @h0m3st4r
    @h0m3st4r 4 роки тому +514

    Klara: (thinks Toxic Spikes is cheating)
    Mustard: "It's a legitimate strategy."

    • @NoHandle44
      @NoHandle44 4 роки тому +9

      Shout out to RVB there.

    • @jasoncallaghan7066
      @jasoncallaghan7066 4 роки тому +12

      if she considereds toxic spikes as cheating than i guess using lvl 100 mons must be playing fair

    • @robe9759
      @robe9759 4 роки тому +1

      Jason Callaghan so I went when I had 3 badges. I bugged my Rillaboom up to level 50. The highest level Pokémon Klara had was a 27

  • @boomaggeddon937
    @boomaggeddon937 4 роки тому +309

    Klara's the type of girl to start an onlyfans and call everyone who donates to her a simp
    So yeah she's best girl

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 4 роки тому +5

      My guy, let me tell you about findoms

    • @comsox4915
      @comsox4915 4 роки тому +2

      @@emblemblade9245 do you mean femdoms?

    • @KyteM
      @KyteM 4 роки тому +18

      @@comsox4915 fin(ancial)dom

    • @etdrwho8328
      @etdrwho8328 4 роки тому +3

      She wasn't in shield so i don't even know her.

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 4 роки тому +6

      Comsox Well they’re technically both but findoms are the kind who demand money from their subs because the subs get a sexual thrill from giving up their money to them.
      It’s like donating to female streamers for attention, except she calls you trash and the donations are way bigger.

  • @Random-vb3ut
    @Random-vb3ut 3 роки тому +25

    14:08 Alpha: we got a bear a cute pink haired girl
    Mr Fish: AND ME!

  • @firegaminggeek938
    @firegaminggeek938 4 роки тому +425

    "I'm trying as hard as I can, what am I misssing?"
    Fishous rend, that's what.

    • @savien6401
      @savien6401 4 роки тому +5

      Firegaminggeek hold on, he’s got a point
      - Krunk 2020 (correct me if I said it wrong)

    • @zveks2022
      @zveks2022 4 роки тому +4

      @@savien6401 *no no, he's got a point. And its kronk, not krunk

  • @ReyCardo
    @ReyCardo 4 роки тому +599

    I named my Kubfu “Bearuce Lee” and I’ve never been more proud of a name I came up with lol

    • @Larken42
      @Larken42 4 роки тому +22

      I have never wanted to imitate a joke more.

    • @samuelherrera7462
      @samuelherrera7462 4 роки тому +11

      I actually did the same thing coincidentally

    • @computaterjones
      @computaterjones 4 роки тому +15

      Reminds me of when I named hawluch, hawk holgan.

    • @TerraEmperor1
      @TerraEmperor1 4 роки тому +6

      Damn... That's really good

    • @missingw2824
      @missingw2824 4 роки тому +8

      That sounds like something teddie from persona 4 would say. I love it.

  • @Connor_Kirkpatrick
    @Connor_Kirkpatrick 4 роки тому +209

    “ I’m going to go all out”
    > Sends out unevolved skorupi

  • @DrewFC
    @DrewFC 4 роки тому +33

    I fell in love with Dracovish when he first emerged from the machine. He is my “Fish Boi”!

  • @doga2617
    @doga2617 4 роки тому +565

    “Cuz she’s toxic as he-“ **ad starts playing**

  • @musoumiko4730
    @musoumiko4730 4 роки тому +315

    "This girl looks like she saw a murder this morning and is like, fine with it." Well, yeah. It was herself, murdering slowpoke before catching it(?).

    • @alba7835
      @alba7835 4 роки тому +1

      Good one lol

    • @phillippeng1368
      @phillippeng1368 4 роки тому +1

      Technically, if you faint a Pokemon, it makes it a 100% chance to catch. It can't try to break out.

  • @knknzu6344
    @knknzu6344 4 роки тому +433

    "Lewd artists are hard at work, while I'm at work hard." ~ Aplharad 2020
    except i dont work

  • @piercechugh1249
    @piercechugh1249 4 роки тому +253

    "You're a pokemon trainer, right" - says to the champion

    • @Nobody134
      @Nobody134 4 роки тому +10

      I had a level 100 team when I fought her and I loved how confused she was when she lost

    • @PokeNerd2499
      @PokeNerd2499 4 роки тому +1

      Batman 13 SAME

    • @zeroedout1901
      @zeroedout1901 4 роки тому

      @@Nobody134 ayy nice

  • @floricel_112
    @floricel_112 4 роки тому +484

    Ironically, her cheating makes sense from a character point of view. She's a poison type pokemon trainer, she wants to become a poison type gym leader, poison is generally used for underhanded tactics when you know you can't win in a fair fight, she's a bit of a b*tch that wants victory at all cost, so it makes sense that after all that she'd make the floor poisonous (and honestly, kind of brilliant. She's the first rival to make an active effort to beat you and throw a wrench in your plans every step of the way other than just training up her pokemon). Her not getting punished for it afterwards is dumb though. He could have at least said "loss is already enough of a punishment. You already tried giving yourself an unfair advantage, but you lost regardless. What does that say about your level of skill? Now you see there's no substitute for good old fashioned training." or something like that

    • @zafool4997
      @zafool4997 4 роки тому +14

      Mustard is old.

    • @fossilfighters101
      @fossilfighters101 4 роки тому +49

      this is a far too serious and worthwhile comment for an alpharad video
      grr

    • @eggzisstenshulldredd
      @eggzisstenshulldredd 4 роки тому +17

      I didn't even think about that but I AGREE; in the narrative you're just some kid who became THE Champion after beating Leon and now you're just up against some [ob]noxious, poisonous, TOXIC person who specializes in 'underhanded' tactics rather than absolute strength amongst "a bunch... uheheh… OF NOBODIES!"(Spinel, Steven Universe: Future) in Mustard Dojo, which may very well be her only family there on the island [if she has any at all] compared to the two sets of identical NPC Elite Trainer triplets (who themselves are ridiculously hardworking/studious as her yet they have eachother), A POLIWRATH, hah, Scraggy!, two random ass kids who clearly haven't experienced enough abandonment to wreck their childish sense of fun and wonder, "oh, the places" that packbacker lady'll "go", and some kung fu Joe-Schmoe. Now you got some legit ag[e]ism appearing in Pokémon's for the first time, MEANINGFULLY, since its inception. I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY hope we see her backstory in an episode of Twilight Wings or something. And Tim Hill in the comments just made me realize that the player still has their hard ass Pokémon rather than making it any more fair for Klara and others to stand a chance----until you get "the secret armor", COUGH, COUGH, [anti]plot armor.

    • @TheCesarml
      @TheCesarml 4 роки тому +29

      But she got punished, Mustard made her do some chores in the dojo for 6 months. Mustard says that right after Alpha cut the clip.

    • @awmehgoddd
      @awmehgoddd 4 роки тому +2

      *"Simp"*

  • @MsSoulBlader
    @MsSoulBlader 4 роки тому +386

    The fact that is game is based on England yet spells armour with the American spelling will forever bother me.

    • @nesssniffyfan1987
      @nesssniffyfan1987 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah kid but this is America

    • @pforgottonsoul
      @pforgottonsoul 4 роки тому +14

      it's japanese game company, that localized a game for an American audience.

    • @hearts_glow
      @hearts_glow 4 роки тому +49

      @@pforgottonsoul and yet the characters refer to their mothers as "mum", and the t.v as "telly"... not to mention a lot of the things the characters say are phrased in the way british people talk. inconsistencies are inconsistencies. sorry if this reply comes across as sarcastic but it's a bit of a gripe for me lol.

    • @JAY-zf6jw
      @JAY-zf6jw 4 роки тому +7

      Hearts Glow and honey calls you love

    • @krm1930
      @krm1930 4 роки тому +1

      @@nesssniffyfan1987 Thats so original, you are totally not 9

  • @charlielipscombe6838
    @charlielipscombe6838 3 роки тому +8

    9:57 "what am I missing?"
    water absorb

  • @stanleyhung4656
    @stanleyhung4656 4 роки тому +506

    Imagine making a pokemon game where the champion is actually respected.

    • @wesnohathas1993
      @wesnohathas1993 4 роки тому +31

      Who would respect a title that just any random kid can get?

    • @thesadfather1239
      @thesadfather1239 4 роки тому +6

      WesNohathas do you remember bede?

    • @D-Havoc
      @D-Havoc 4 роки тому +10

      ORAS says "hi".

    • @TheMangakid1995
      @TheMangakid1995 4 роки тому +14

      Honestly though. You can't even start this quest until after you beat the game right? You'd think they'd use the fact that your the champion for something. Like why does the player need to learn anything from Mustard if they've already proven themselves to be stronger than his best student.

    • @Newbmann
      @Newbmann 4 роки тому +2

      I mean they always are
      Before the title is taken by some kid
      Do you not remember Cynthia or hell the champion of S and S HE WAS A CELEBRITY
      Which means he should have any respect since we'll celebrity and all but hey HE GOT IT

  • @Afrochilla
    @Afrochilla 4 роки тому +292

    Klara: I laid deadly spikes all over the battlefield to slowly kill all your Pokémon
    Avery: You can’t use quick attack anymore

    • @zac6876
      @zac6876 4 роки тому +24

      Ok when I fought Klara I was leading Galarian slowbro because he was a psychic type and I soaked up the toxic spikes instantly. Psychic terrain is way better imo it makes his psychic attacks stronger.

    • @arthurwatson2555
      @arthurwatson2555 4 роки тому +18

      Avery: Has a field effect that powers up all his psychic type moves and neutralizes Shadow Sneak and Sucker punch
      Klara: Spikes that do not increase the power of poison type moves and can be made useless by steel, poison and Cinderace's Court Change

    • @vglove8566
      @vglove8566 4 роки тому +1

      *laughs in corviknight*

    • @iike9498
      @iike9498 4 роки тому

      @@vglove8566 lmao I just powered through with my alcreamie

    • @Xios_Angelis
      @Xios_Angelis 4 роки тому

      Well. I got shield, so I got the Weird terrain. Good thing I had already decided to crush Avery with a psychic type.

  • @breakingnewsflash
    @breakingnewsflash 4 роки тому +144

    That joke hit me hard as hell. That well placed ad let me enjoy it even more

  • @waiivzy
    @waiivzy 4 роки тому +33

    10:22 *"Thats my favorite game in the anime"*

  • @SMDonthaveone
    @SMDonthaveone 4 роки тому +689

    “Guess this is Sword and Sheild’s new best girl!”
    Everyone in the chat: Simp
    Alpha: Why are you booing me? I’m right!

    • @husariuspl117
      @husariuspl117 4 роки тому +22

      Bea, Nessa and Sonia fans are typing

    • @csilver819
      @csilver819 4 роки тому +15

      Husarius pl does everyone just forget about Marnie?

    • @husariuspl117
      @husariuspl117 4 роки тому +6

      @@csilver819 nah, I just didn't mentioned her, just like Melony

    • @GoddoDoggo
      @GoddoDoggo 4 роки тому +11

      @agito 97 There was a romance route in Pokemon Black and White 2 that was basically a series of phone calls of the girlfriend/boyfriend spilling personal details and blushing at you until you could go on ferris wheel dates with them. They'd also give you Hidden Ability pokemon every day, which is where I got my competitive Spiritomb. ;D
      The girl's name was Nancy and she looked like a magical girl. Don't know the boy's name.

    • @alfietrotman3767
      @alfietrotman3767 4 роки тому +1

      Dog God wait they gave you Pokemon? That’s actually very cool, I just kind of ignored the phone calls as i didn’t want to look up where to go to activate the calls

  • @alfiemarks360
    @alfiemarks360 4 роки тому +281

    Klara: is jealous and trying to kick out Normie girl
    Normie girl: (just make the voices stop) :)

    • @Xidphel
      @Xidphel 4 роки тому +1

      bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

  • @qwerty_7281
    @qwerty_7281 4 роки тому +210

    Klara: i'm totally not going all out
    Klara inside her head: OH FRICK OH CRAP OH SHI-

  • @-grace-4923
    @-grace-4923 3 роки тому +18

    4:35 you can actually get an alolan starter that have the same typing as your galarian starter if you find certain amount of diglett
    And you can also get alolan form pokemon too

  • @tao8727
    @tao8727 4 роки тому +133

    Klara: Bawling her eyes out crying while apologizing to Normie Girl
    Normie Girl: ok :)

    • @yayeet9274
      @yayeet9274 4 роки тому +9

      Normie girl: soup time; I like soup

  • @ethansantucci8701
    @ethansantucci8701 4 роки тому +200

    Alpha: this slowbro is about to get “theJFKexperience”

    • @eggzisstenshulldredd
      @eggzisstenshulldredd 4 роки тому +3

      Alpha saw not her life but the life of JFK and Slowpoke flash before he eyes. That is why her face can not express the depress.

  • @hickoryhammike4822
    @hickoryhammike4822 4 роки тому +475

    Klara: exists
    Rule 34 artists: oh yeah, its all coming together

    • @Matthew-Batthew
      @Matthew-Batthew 4 роки тому +75

      The people: oh yeah, we’re all cumming together

    • @Lordan6
      @Lordan6 4 роки тому +2

      True That

    • @Inkanymby
      @Inkanymby 4 роки тому +2

      @@Matthew-Batthew Lmao

    • @Fishofmanyhonor
      @Fishofmanyhonor 4 роки тому +2

      They need to give us honey.

    • @katt0906
      @katt0906 4 роки тому +1

      @@Matthew-Batthew tru

  •  4 роки тому +313

    "This shot is the most menacing shot I've seen in all of Pokemon"
    People who played Shield against Avery: ...

    • @Edgeperor
      @Edgeperor 4 роки тому +107

      Avery is trying, but whenever he tries to be expressive in any way, he looks like a doctor just told him he has terminal cancer while he was having sex

    • @numxyr
      @numxyr 4 роки тому +10

      @@Edgeperor AHHAHAHAHHAHA

    • @siara329
      @siara329 4 роки тому +2

      When he said that I just did a JoJo pose

    • @smartstuf1026
      @smartstuf1026 4 роки тому +2

      Edgeperor I had no idea he was a guy

    • @firefoxyt6600
      @firefoxyt6600 4 роки тому +1

      @@smartstuf1026 same lmao

  • @somethingsmellsfishy8902
    @somethingsmellsfishy8902 4 роки тому +196

    Klara: So yeah i dumped toxic spikes all over the battlefield
    Avery: TIME FOR W I G G L E S

  • @SunsetSass
    @SunsetSass 4 роки тому +502

    Klara in the DLC trailers: Cute af
    Klara in-game: Belongs to the streets

    • @malegends6066
      @malegends6066 4 роки тому +23

      I'm just wondering about the hentai

    • @yizao9289
      @yizao9289 4 роки тому +8

      Noah Petersen PLEASE NO GOD NO

    • @leika8838
      @leika8838 4 роки тому +17

      @@malegends6066 Oh, it's good... *TOO* good...

    • @m31i0n7
      @m31i0n7 4 роки тому +4

      @@leika8838 wait really?

    • @A._K.
      @A._K. 4 роки тому +17

      Ikr? She's like the opposite of my first impression of Marnie
      Marnie in trailer: belong to the street
      Marnie in game: cute and sweet af

  • @draconix4131
    @draconix4131 3 роки тому +35

    “Oh I forgot! I have my level 100 Picchu!” Top ten funniest parts of this episode.

  • @doctorpothole5665
    @doctorpothole5665 4 роки тому +123

    Klara: There must be some mistake! *Localization team:* “Thank you, Mr. Fish!”

  • @Timcool306
    @Timcool306 4 роки тому +144

    "Oh wow, a new region! I should make a whole new team, because it would be way too easy to just use my old team."
    Alpha "Haha, fishious rend goes BRRR"

    •  4 роки тому +13

      It's not a new region, it's still part of Galar, just on a separate island. Also, the levels of the trainers' pokemon (Avery, Klara, Mustard, Honey) are on par with post-game levels from the main game, it looks like it was made to be played directly after completing post game on mainland Galar

    • @Timcool306
      @Timcool306 4 роки тому +3

      @ I think the idea from the developers was to catch 6 new pokemon (or use all of the other pokemon you caught over time) for this Mini-journey. The pokemon are scaled on 'your' level (after post game, it is scaled to level 60) and you even get the EXP-pin very early, which encourages to try out new pokemon

    •  4 роки тому +2

      @@Timcool306 I can't check this myself since I've already beaten both the main game and the isle of armor, but I'm pretty sure the levels don't scale at all

    • @Timcool306
      @Timcool306 4 роки тому +2

      @ so after some research I found out that it 'badge-scales', so the level of the DLC is determined by the badges you collected

    • @kopakanuva566
      @kopakanuva566 4 роки тому +1

      @ it levels with you, you can go there at any point after getting to Wedgehurst station

  • @cherryheights
    @cherryheights 4 роки тому +215

    Alpha on seeing Klara: "I sure hope this doesn't awaken anything within me"

  • @vxrlie4698
    @vxrlie4698 3 роки тому +9

    That headshot though, the scope wasn't even transparent!

  • @sharlockshacolmes9381
    @sharlockshacolmes9381 4 роки тому +134

    Lesson of the day: It's OK to cheat as long as you're attractive and you wanted it more.

  • @KingPandeh
    @KingPandeh 4 роки тому +208

    “Lewd artist are at work”
    hmmmmmmm...
    *looks up “Pokemon Klara”*
    *1 million results*
    Tru tru.

    • @seldomstudios6351
      @seldomstudios6351 4 роки тому +8

      ...be right back

    • @7771-e6x
      @7771-e6x 4 роки тому +1

      holy shit

    • @draconianwrath
      @draconianwrath 4 роки тому +3

      Maybe try again after removing the "Pokemon" part of that to get a far more accurate number.

    • @TheSuperacorn
      @TheSuperacorn 4 роки тому +10

      I mean-----. Her design was released a while back-. That's all artist needed before pumping stuff out day one of that release. XD

    • @raikonzero
      @raikonzero 4 роки тому +5

      And now knowing her shifty personality will bring in even more R34 goodness for her

  • @joshuakim5240
    @joshuakim5240 4 роки тому +185

    "The sad part is that these are the best antagonists in the entire game."
    It's honestly kind of sad that this is true considering that those slowpokes are the only thing that isn't too obvious to the point of "why bother pretending there's a twist" category.

  • @juwelplaykid1042
    @juwelplaykid1042 3 роки тому +1

    Rillaboom: Giant gorilla who drums and attacks using music
    Cinderace: Plays soccer with fire balls
    Inteleon: ....gun....

  • @blockeontheleafeon
    @blockeontheleafeon 4 роки тому +328

    ...I Feel like Pokemon is making fun of itself at this point.

    • @Yipper64
      @Yipper64 4 роки тому +36

      maybe, but the punchline is all of the people who bought the game and its DLC.

    • @Yipper64
      @Yipper64 4 роки тому +11

      @Foop2006pizza 202 yeah thats literally the only way i see people being pokemon fans right now, they just block it out and dont notice the stark lack of quality.

    • @RexZShadow
      @RexZShadow 4 роки тому +12

      @@Yipper64 you know or their kids who just have fun and this is likely the 1st or 2nd pokemon game for them lol you know main target demographic of pokemon.

    • @Yipper64
      @Yipper64 4 роки тому +33

      @@RexZShadow Kids deserve better.

    • @theclassygoose6384
      @theclassygoose6384 3 роки тому +4

      @@Yipper64 just enjoy things without having to pick everything apart, life is more enjoyable when you aren’t constantly complaing

  • @dabid8235
    @dabid8235 4 роки тому +83

    Mustard: Sends out his own kubfu
    Alpha: So its the same type of stand as star platinum

  • @randygarcia1288
    @randygarcia1288 4 роки тому +923

    “Im not a furry...keep walking” that part had my dying in laughter (Edit: Jeez, I didnt expect this to happen but to just make it more obvious, Im totally not a furry)

    • @NeonLightsYT1
      @NeonLightsYT1 4 роки тому +14

      I wonder why XD

    • @yisusloveyoulol8051
      @yisusloveyoulol8051 4 роки тому +3

      idk if jesus like furrys, probably no

    • @nesssniffyfan1987
      @nesssniffyfan1987 4 роки тому +1

      yisus love you lol I think Chombo does but he’s an animal

    • @nesssniffyfan1987
      @nesssniffyfan1987 4 роки тому +2

      Powie616 Alpharad told us all to be nice to each other on Twitter

    • @Crotalus_Adamanteus
      @Crotalus_Adamanteus 4 роки тому +1

      Ness ; Kidnaper yeah you’re right my bad I deleted my comment

  • @JRD1636
    @JRD1636 2 роки тому +3

    14:17 mr fish: hey do you wanna see my superpower?
    Alpha: why are you so slow
    Mr fish: *teleports*

  • @morpekos2231
    @morpekos2231 4 роки тому +91

    Klara: no you can't beat me while I cheat that's not fair!!!
    Normie Girl: hehe mr fish go vroom

    • @yizao9289
      @yizao9289 4 роки тому

      Is that a desbug reference

  • @Salemwaaa
    @Salemwaaa 4 роки тому +107

    Me after seeing Klara:
    Never trust a thicc girl and a smile that girl is POISON!

    • @galaktikpotato9318
      @galaktikpotato9318 4 роки тому +2

      *POISION!* *POISION!*

    • @Salemwaaa
      @Salemwaaa 4 роки тому +2

      galaktikpotato aka scrub man
      “How you know her?”
      “Me and the crew used to battle her”

    • @yokaiju8909
      @yokaiju8909 4 роки тому +3

      She isn't really that thicc.

    • @AM-kf2sm
      @AM-kf2sm 4 роки тому +5

      Miss her, Crit her, Love her, that girl is POISON

    • @PrevalentWind
      @PrevalentWind 4 роки тому +1

      SHE'S DRIVING ME OUT OF MY MIIIIIND!

  • @reaperofthings
    @reaperofthings Рік тому +1

    Years later I actually bought and played Sword, not beaten the Crown Tundra yet, but the moment I met Klara I thought: “Why does she remind me of someone?” And then when I got to the dojo and met Mustard I thought “Ah, that’s why. This is OG Dragon Ball, she’s Krillin and Mustard is Master Roshi.” And from that moment on, I found I quite liked Klara. She’s got her issues, sure, but she’s not a horrible person and she does get better, a lot like Krillin did. Krillin went from being a selfish, egotistical brat to a much more humble, selfless man after the events of Dragon Ball and having met Goku. Klara is currently in the midway point between DB Krillin and DBZ Krillin.

  • @cooperhinz8008
    @cooperhinz8008 4 роки тому +90

    Did he say that the slowpoke was “pretty heavy”, this behavior is unexceptable

  • @benzo7433
    @benzo7433 4 роки тому +497

    "Lewd artists r hard at work and I'm at work hard"
    Truer words have never been spoken

    • @dylanbielamowicz9591
      @dylanbielamowicz9591 3 роки тому +5

      That’s art. What you have just uttered my friend is art. ART!!

  • @iits_cosmiic
    @iits_cosmiic 4 роки тому +181

    **normie girl arrives on the island**
    Klara: ...why do I hear final boss music?

  • @NoodlePerhaps
    @NoodlePerhaps 3 роки тому +7

    12:24
    Mr.Chairman get down

  • @ranger5839
    @ranger5839 4 роки тому +115

    My favorite part of the expansion is how nobody knows your the champion, and are astounded at how strong you are.

  • @JoeyM-ir3vf
    @JoeyM-ir3vf 4 роки тому +57

    “thank you mr fish”

  • @CrystalTheErudite
    @CrystalTheErudite 4 роки тому +84

    "Man she's really gonna dynamax her Slowbro just for me to JFK it from the top ropes, huh?"
    -Licensed internet funny man, Alpharad

  • @Anubis-gp3lf
    @Anubis-gp3lf 3 роки тому +5

    6:13 I shit you not... I did not make this connection when I played, and now I'm embarrassed

  • @scrimm9638
    @scrimm9638 4 роки тому +259

    Nobody:
    Dracovish: **teleports behind you* nothing personnel kid

    • @mrvespuccia.k.ameganite1747
      @mrvespuccia.k.ameganite1747 4 роки тому +1

      For some reason everytime I see something like that I always think of that one Frank Sinatra song called blue moon

  • @BN-Drake
    @BN-Drake 4 роки тому +182

    I could care less about the DLC. Gimme Pokemon Smile content

  • @yusufjama3767
    @yusufjama3767 4 роки тому +247

    She is literally just Shinobou from demon Slayer. Poison user, butterfly clip and all.

    • @vigorpendragon9833
      @vigorpendragon9833 4 роки тому +8

      I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING.

    • @trapunderling7831
      @trapunderling7831 4 роки тому +4

      Yusuf Jama I wonder I was about to say a spoiler for the manga about Shinobu but then I remembered some people don’t read the manga. Ig there is no joke and this comment was just a waste of time.

    • @yellowflower6190
      @yellowflower6190 4 роки тому +4

      Finally someone said it, they are the exact same person 🏃🏻‍♀️👀🤚

    • @ununun9995
      @ununun9995 4 роки тому +2

      She looks like the pike haired girl too

    • @bonkst
      @bonkst 4 роки тому +1

      Agreed

  • @Neetish13
    @Neetish13 3 місяці тому +2

    Very inspiring to see Klara work towards her ambitions despite her crippling back pain

  • @CabereaWoof
    @CabereaWoof 4 роки тому +300

    Klara's busy being best girl over here, meanwhile in Pokemon Shield Avery's torturing everyone all like: "Check out my Psychic Trick that won't let you Rest until we Role Play"

    • @Francis-ht5td
      @Francis-ht5td 4 роки тому +13

      @@vincentcircharo8259 same, sword gets a cute girl and we get a dweeb making puns lol

    • @andioop7940
      @andioop7940 4 роки тому +47

      Nah tbf, Avery going 'Teleport!' and then just running away is pretty funny

    • @DeviltoGeorgia34
      @DeviltoGeorgia34 4 роки тому

      I honestly don't know who was more annoying: Bede [Arthur] or Avery. And they were both originally Psychic trainers. Why not give us a trainer of an unused type?
      Gyms:
      1. Grass
      2. Water
      3. Fire
      4. Ghost/Fighting
      5. Fairy
      6. Ice/Rock
      7. Dark
      8. Dragon
      "Evil" Org: Dark
      Bede: Psychic ------> Fairy
      Rose Corp: Steel
      Mustard: Fighting
      Klara: Poison
      Avery: Psychic
      Shielbert & Sordward: Fighting & Steel
      Electric, Bug, Ground, Flying, and Normal were all unused for type-specific trainers. I'd love to see more Ground-type representation.

    • @andioop7940
      @andioop7940 4 роки тому +10

      Justin Humphrey It's simple. They both use and feature Galarian Slowpoke, which is Poison/Psychic. So one of them had to be a Poison type trainer, and the other had to be Psychic.

    • @kee7005
      @kee7005 4 роки тому

      Even though Physic is my favorite type, Avery looks kinda stupid. Glad I got best girl instead :]

  • @thxmrfish
    @thxmrfish 4 роки тому +60

    Fish has returned. His power is no longer contained by waiting for DLC

  • @lscree6855
    @lscree6855 4 роки тому +29

    Klara:I tried my hardest and I still lost you, I even cheated, HOW
    Normie Girl: Haha dracovish go "Swoosh"

  • @linkified0471
    @linkified0471 3 роки тому +7

    I’m Shield gang (because my friends have sword) so I got Avery, who is the most epic rival I have had in this game besides Marnie

  • @10thletter40
    @10thletter40 4 роки тому +74

    This took way too long to post, Ive been waiting for "fastpoke" supreme antagonist
    Edit: Who wins the villain battle, Plussy to the square root of Christ squared, or fastpoke

    • @haxmode6935
      @haxmode6935 4 роки тому +6

      Plussy to the square root of Christ squared is a hero, not a villain

    • @goggles8691
      @goggles8691 4 роки тому +3

      @@haxmode6935 how is he not a villain if he fought plussyfan9

    • @ballisticboo7808
      @ballisticboo7808 4 роки тому +3

      Plussy ; square root of christ squared works for no one. He has no concept of good and evil. All he knows is that he must down smash.

  • @michaelthen3170
    @michaelthen3170 4 роки тому +143

    Are we not going to talk about how mustard long ass hair are his eyebrows

    • @manteq4321
      @manteq4321 4 роки тому +4

      No one cares anymore since Lysandre beard

    • @truefoxtrot
      @truefoxtrot 4 роки тому +1

      Grrr

  • @donovan802
    @donovan802 4 роки тому +39

    12:45 I feel like that’s actually something Intelleon would say and do if someone pissed it off!

  • @foxpire8831
    @foxpire8831 2 роки тому +3

    I know for a fact that The people behind this DLC had the most fun in this Generation. Literally just Honey x Mustard, Klara having insane Animations, and The fact they chose only Bulbasaur and Squirtle without a Charmander. They memed the shit out of everyone.

  • @SuperMono64
    @SuperMono64 4 роки тому +53

    "...I'm very confident Sword and Shield has a new best girl"
    Words of wisdom

  • @brandontherabboat4850
    @brandontherabboat4850 4 роки тому +24

    14:21 Sheesh, I can practically HEAR Mr. Fish wheezing there.

  • @greenan984
    @greenan984 4 роки тому +130

    Klara: I will destroy everything and everyone you know and love and make you watch
    Normie girl: :)