Honestly, that's a real tactic that many actual lawyers use. What sounds better to a jury, essentially denying all charges even when it's blatantly obvious, and coming off as a lying shitstain, or saying "Your Honor, my client was a dumbass, and while she did in fact do these things, it was completely on accident, with no intent of harm"?
It reminds me of those hybrid Live Action, Animated movies like Roger Rabit and Looney Tunes Back in Action. I feel like more steamer should do collabs with v-tubers like this
I can't for the life of me find who said it, but there's a comment somewhere that says "Nagzz's entire case is him grasping at straws, yet still he's somehow building himself a little raft."
I love the juxtaposition of some of them reaally trying to make an authentic court hearing, and others just being complete cartoon characters with no knowledge of the process xD
I was losing my mind that Nagzz saw Ovulation week, and immediately jumped to periods when those are two different things that only occasionally overlap for some people. But the call out over woman's history month was perfection.
Man, I wanna see this with actual YT lawyers fighting over ridiculous cases. The Vtubing community again found a niche that I'm into. Naggz has now fulfilled his Boston/lawyer from the movies trope. A bad lawyer but a damn good sport.
When I was watching this, I was like, Quinn must have watched a ton of courtroom stuff. He understood so much of the terminology on the spot. Not perfect but awesome for this. “I solemnly swear I am not capping.” Also, Jowol just needed to get Yuzu up their to testify that is like that all the time, not just for content, since she has tons of personal stories. Oh! And I really hope Quinn uses the model again!
Pleading the Fifth" is a colloquial term often used to invoke the Self-Incrimination Clause when witnesses decline to answer questions where the answers might incriminate them.
@@michaelriddick7116Have it be full House of Lords style (yes I know that’s been replaced by the UKSC). “My Lords, The facts of this case are simple. At 3:34pm, the Plantiff witnessed the indecent acts performed by the Defendant. The acts consisted of so-called ‘yiffing’ in a public park, and such acts were not and could not have been detected until she had made her way unto a nearby trail. As a result she alleged and, at this stage her allegations must be accepted as true, that she suffered from shock and trauma. She accordingly instituted the proceedings against the Defendant which have given rise to this case.” (yes D v S was a civil case and this “case” seems to be a criminal trial, we’re just having fun here.)
2:47 the fact that she's a literal shark girl (I think?) accusing Bao of traumatising her with her being a furry is the funniest stuff I have seen this week
Defending an undefendable case , the whole time i watched this i was feeling so bad for the fleshy defending bao, takes balls to take up a case like this.
yes, and you can plead it in court, or when being questioned by police...the latter is more common (and actually recommended, never talk to the police yourself) but Bao was technically using it correctly
Lawyer here: "Pleading the Fifth" is invoking your right not to incriminate yourself. It means, "If I answered that question I would be admitting to another crime for I could be prosecuted." People can and do plead the fifth in Court. However, under the rules of evidence the Court may take that pleading as an affirmative answer. Example: Lawyer: "Isn't it true you were smoking crack before the alleged assault?" Witness: "On advice of Counsel, I invoke my right under the 5th Amendment not to answer." Lawyer: "Your Honor, under the rules of evidence the Court may take that as an affirmative answer." Judge: "Sustained, proceed Counsel."
I still believe Bao could have been proven innocent!!! She just likes ripped tough guys like Blaidd and Ghost!!! And there was that dating show she was on!!! She just loves muscular guys that are taller than her!!!!
Man poor Naggz bro gave it his all, despite being forced to defend a very obvious open and shut case... homie stood absolutely no chance in the face of the gargantuan evidence of Bao's utter degeneracy.
I feel like Fillian has some very useful and applicable information on this particular subject that would've proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that we should have heard it.......erm 😂😂😂😂😂
Naggz should've represented Amber Heard. Dude manages to pull through the best defence I've seen in a long time when evidence is stacked against you and you KNOW your client is guilty.
This was the stream I missed and I was SO looking forward to it. Unfortunately I was dealing with a medical issue. But from seeing clips beforehand, I was already laughing my stitches off so I cant wait to watch this full thing EDIT: This actually was a great court stream and I was crying with laughter. Almost burst my stitches lmfao 42:21
The nuance in this entire case absolutely kills me lmao. I love how the entire prosecution are long time friends of hers and then the entire defense is people who have pretty much just met her in comparison. Also the "for content" defense had stronger legs than anyone bargained for lmao.
I really dont think ive ever watched anything that had me gasping for air from start to finish like this. Justice was done. Or undone. And we were all witness to it. You know...for content
You know, I’m watching this again and realizing this only happened three weeks ago. It feels like a year ago. But then just a week later Bao goes and screams “I NEED TO BE BRED!” At the animation of Blaidd reading her tweet.
I got excited about putty when some youtuber had like 6 cans of it and lined the bottom of a beyblade beystadium, it was legit pog to see ring-outs in an enclosed arena where the fight would normally end in one of the side pockets but they bounce when they clash and its sick its like when they pit two metal generation spin stealers against each other in a fire stadium.
When they said that they saw bao wearing a fur suit all my brain thought of was, "please Naggz, use it as evidence, ask how they would know it was Bao since a fur suit usually covers the head too"
Naggz opening up with "my client is an idiot" was incredible. Even her attorney roasts her.
That’s some “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” type shit for sure! 🤣
Honestly, that's a real tactic that many actual lawyers use. What sounds better to a jury, essentially denying all charges even when it's blatantly obvious, and coming off as a lying shitstain, or saying "Your Honor, my client was a dumbass, and while she did in fact do these things, it was completely on accident, with no intent of harm"?
@@abtinbarzin8369 yeah, it's cousin of "my client is insane" defense
"Your honor my client pleads oopsy daisy"@@leobuana7430
😢😢@@zeelovesu172😢5😅😢😢😢
I love that Naggz is just there like the one human in a group of muppets
Naggz did so well in this session in court XD
😂
That mental image is actually making me lose it
He's so hyperrealistic with his body language too. It's like he's existing in the space.
It reminds me of those hybrid Live Action, Animated movies like Roger Rabit and Looney Tunes Back in Action. I feel like more steamer should do collabs with v-tubers like this
"Repeat after me. "I solemnly swear I am not capping.""
"I solemnly swear I am not capping."
"Aight, bet!"
Amazing
I love how most of the people accusing bao of being a furry also have animal ears and tails
this wasn't about them it was about bao
Takes one to know one
They're experts
It proves it. All the witnesses are her friends, who are all furries. Making her, a furry. Case closed.
U mixing up furries with hipsters. Furries love each other (4 better or worse)
I find it funny how naggz being the only one there who isn't a vtuber decided to dress up and actually act and look like a lawyer
Hey man put in the effort and we gotta praise the effort.
well tbh, that's actually a requirement to wear in the court (not a sports court unless if you're the coach lol)
gives contrast and another “layer” in the set making it more interesting
wether it’s by design or not it made it far better
I guess everyone missed Naggz vtuber phase when he streamed VRChat.
Better call naggz
"NUH UH" the defense rests.
Tf u mean nuh uh!?
Judge shut the fuck up youz wasn’t even there
Your honor he was not even there
@@williamchicas1208NUH UH
It’s great how much Naggs has been accepted into the vtuber community.
“My client is an idiot.”
I NEED vtuber court to become a thing. Different vtubers getting put on trial for their various "crimes".
Yes and have those from corpo vtubers *cough Hololive be on a generic name just like with the "judge"
Imagine Pekora on Trial (again) haha xD
The trial of pipkin Pippa ... so many war crimes and weapons charges...
It's literally the continuation of the Oozora Subaru arrests but AFTER they've been arrested...
@@flaredragoon8922she's the leader of a foreign country (pippakistan) she has diplomatic immunity
The boy Nagzz gave it his best shot, but this is like trying to ice skate uphill.
Bro knew it was a lost cause, started his case with "Your honor, please excuse my client, She's an idiot"
Some mothafuckaz always trying to ice skate uphill.
I can't for the life of me find who said it, but there's a comment somewhere that says "Nagzz's entire case is him grasping at straws, yet still he's somehow building himself a little raft."
0:57
therussianbadger: FUCK YOU MEAN NUH UH
Not even a minute in I’m already dying 😂
Naggz being the only human there is like vtuber space jam
It fits even better with him being the most serious and professional there
I LOVE THIS LMAO
I can't- 💀
I love the juxtaposition of some of them reaally trying to make an authentic court hearing, and others just being complete cartoon characters with no knowledge of the process xD
Nagz is dead fuckin serious for most of this lmao
@@PeachDragon_ I especially love the rant about Elden Ring Lore halfway through
Ace attorney essentially
Whoever did the rigging for bao’s lawyer did an amazing job 10/10
“It’s for the content” is the next “objection, hearsay”
Joel is such a good lawyer but Nagzz really gave it his all for this love to see this again but with a different case 😆
To be fair it's hard to defend when the evidence is all against your client but did pretty well almost won against it too.
"Do you believe showing nudity world get you banned?"
"Uhhh... no, I've been on the just chatting section."
LOL
One INSANELY weird day in the VTuber Multiverse.
This is way better than the Depp v Heard trial. Ladies and gentlemen my client is an idiot best defense opening ever.
This trial is meant to entertain. Depp v Heard was a shitshow with an abuser attempting to further abuse her victim.
This whole thing feels like a modern skit featuring on Adult Swim.
oh now theres an interesting take.
I'm genuinely surprised that no one at CN has rebooted Space Ghost Coast to Coast as a real, live talk show using Live2D.
Phoenix Wright should be taking notes because this is the proper way to defend a client. Also Bao looks so pretty In her outfit.
This is awesome!
I was losing my mind that Nagzz saw Ovulation week, and immediately jumped to periods when those are two different things that only occasionally overlap for some people. But the call out over woman's history month was perfection.
2:28:30 Bao’s eyes as soon as he said the second definition killed me
Can we get Judge Worm to rule on the matter of does Haruka have a cult?
She does, the authorities don't know about it of course cause that's what a secret cult is all about
I'm dying... I cannot stop laughing. I'm only an hour in and I'm in tears... Bao is a fucking MENACE!!
Man, I wanna see this with actual YT lawyers fighting over ridiculous cases. The Vtubing community again found a niche that I'm into.
Naggz has now fulfilled his Boston/lawyer from the movies trope. A bad lawyer but a damn good sport.
Damn just imagine legal mindset as the defendant vs an entire team of vtubers prosecuting others.
There was a smosh court (basically all improv) where a guy brought an actual lawyer to defend them
It was hilarious
"My client is an idiot"
Well it's true. She just had to say "I'm not a furry, no cap".
When I was watching this, I was like, Quinn must have watched a ton of courtroom stuff. He understood so much of the terminology on the spot. Not perfect but awesome for this.
“I solemnly swear I am not capping.”
Also, Jowol just needed to get Yuzu up their to testify that is like that all the time, not just for content, since she has tons of personal stories.
Oh! And I really hope Quinn uses the model again!
Pleading the Fifth" is a colloquial term often used to invoke the Self-Incrimination Clause when witnesses decline to answer questions where the answers might incriminate them.
Its also American jurisprudence .... this looks more like a UK court (given the Judge's powdered wig) 😅😅
@@michaelriddick7116Have it be full House of Lords style (yes I know that’s been replaced by the UKSC).
“My Lords,
The facts of this case are simple.
At 3:34pm, the Plantiff witnessed the indecent acts performed by the Defendant. The acts consisted of so-called ‘yiffing’ in a public park, and such acts were not and could not have been detected until she had made her way unto a nearby trail. As a result she alleged and, at this stage her allegations must be accepted as true, that she suffered from shock and trauma. She accordingly instituted the proceedings against the Defendant which have given rise to this case.”
(yes D v S was a civil case and this “case” seems to be a criminal trial, we’re just having fun here.)
2:47 the fact that she's a literal shark girl (I think?) accusing Bao of traumatising her with her being a furry is the funniest stuff I have seen this week
Defending an undefendable case , the whole time i watched this i was feeling so bad for the fleshy defending bao, takes balls to take up a case like this.
12:10 "thanks for the sub" I spit my drank bro 😂
lol those tenses are well mixed 😂
The hell you mean "nuh uh?"
I am pretty sure pleading the 5th is the right to not self incriminate
Rule number 1 in trials: Never plead the fifith
yes, and you can plead it in court, or when being questioned by police...the latter is more common (and actually recommended, never talk to the police yourself) but Bao was technically using it correctly
Pleading the 5th is your enacting your right to remain silent
Lawyer here: "Pleading the Fifth" is invoking your right not to incriminate yourself. It means, "If I answered that question I would be admitting to another crime for I could be prosecuted."
People can and do plead the fifth in Court. However, under the rules of evidence the Court may take that pleading as an affirmative answer.
Example:
Lawyer: "Isn't it true you were smoking crack before the alleged assault?"
Witness: "On advice of Counsel, I invoke my right under the 5th Amendment not to answer."
Lawyer: "Your Honor, under the rules of evidence the Court may take that as an affirmative answer."
Judge: "Sustained, proceed Counsel."
A series of this with a rotating cast where they adjudicate goofy internet drama would be incredible.
Dude the ENTIRE Yuzu section was fucking insane especially the knot segment
Hearing Yuzu randomly moaning during her section just killed me.
Attorney : "A muzzle, that's hearsay!"
Prosecutor : "That's not what hearsay means, Naggz."
This is like a "My Cousin Vinny skit" only for 2+ hours.
Best. Trial. Arc. Ever!!!
I still believe Bao could have been proven innocent!!! She just likes ripped tough guys like Blaidd and Ghost!!! And there was that dating show she was on!!! She just loves muscular guys that are taller than her!!!!
All this proves is that Bao is truly a top tier content creator who cares about her community.
Man poor Naggz bro gave it his all, despite being forced to defend a very obvious open and shut case... homie stood absolutely no chance in the face of the gargantuan evidence of Bao's utter degeneracy.
Not Quinn being a Squirmle in a powdered wig
the sassy attitude from the judge is everything lol i love it
The antics that Bao and other vtubers and UA-camrs come up with is better than 90% of modern TV these days. 🤣
Naggz the only fleshtuber there and he did such a good job defending an indefensible position.
I feel like Fillian has some very useful and applicable information on this particular subject that would've proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that we should have heard it.......erm 😂😂😂😂😂
This definitely would have benefited from a furry expert.
God why does Bao sound like pippa when she yells its so perfect
I now want them to do a collab now that you brought it up.
They're cousins in chaos.
Pippa is a war criminal and a dictator, bao is a pervert
Bao was controlling all the "camera angle" scenes at the same time. Brilliant.
Wow. Law and Order is different than I remember when I watched it as a kid.
This certainly is a trial of the century. The ramifications of this monumental verdict will be felt for minutes to come.
I almost cried tears of joy when I heard the judge
finally, the truth comes out.
Dude Nagzz was given piss and still did his best to turn it into lemonade
Bao could have gone with the defense of,” your honor, shut the frag up! You wasn’t even there!”
He was wrong on blaidd, he is a half wolf and the mask is a replica found behind selivus's tower.
Also his mouth moves, the mask is a replica.
That Nuh uh! In the first few seconds 😂
Nags answering not Joel’s question by stating that “her job is an entertainer“ was so realistic
Naggz should've represented Amber Heard. Dude manages to pull through the best defence I've seen in a long time when evidence is stacked against you and you KNOW your client is guilty.
God DAMN ive checked this channel for this so many times
It's so good!
At long last, Bao will face justice for her crimes against humanity and God
These lawyers and judge are so good
God I wish this was how streamer dramas worked irl
1:52:26
Is the exact moment the trial went off the rails lmao
That implies that the stream had rails to begin with
Damn, Nagzz had a difficult job from the start
This was the stream I missed and I was SO looking forward to it. Unfortunately I was dealing with a medical issue. But from seeing clips beforehand, I was already laughing my stitches off so I cant wait to watch this full thing
EDIT: This actually was a great court stream and I was crying with laughter. Almost burst my stitches lmfao
42:21
Get well soon. Stitches are a pain, so I hope everything goes well.
1:30:40 “an article” 😂😂
I was looking for that part thanks
cant wait for the next episode of Bao Justice : Furry Court
I'm finally getting around to watching this VOD and I almost fucking died from choking when Nagzz shouted out *"that's my judge!!!"* at about 20:35
1:43:55
the beginning of the most cursed 3 mins you'll ever hear 😂
Am disappointed numi couldn’t be in this but awesome vid bao
I hope we get another episode it should be Numi is a bottom. Reply if ya'll have an episode idea.
I was just thinking this.
I can't believe they had Quin in there hahaha
I gotta take this thing in parts through the day. I have lots of work to do and i cant do that if im laughing all the time. This is too good!
Babe, wake up! Ojou-sama posted!
id get naggz because holy shit how did he even last so long
"I have been framed" YOU STILL NEED A DEFENSE
I hope Joel knows now that you can definitely plea the 5th in court. Its used when answering would incriminate yourself.
this is truly, a piece of art.
3:18 the Bao Burst
I need Legal Eagle to do a breakdown of this court case.
That'd be lit
The nuance in this entire case absolutely kills me lmao.
I love how the entire prosecution are long time friends of hers and then the entire defense is people who have pretty much just met her in comparison.
Also the "for content" defense had stronger legs than anyone bargained for lmao.
“OBJECTION HERE SAY-ORDER IN THE COURT!” -Nogla in Depp Run
I really dont think ive ever watched anything that had me gasping for air from start to finish like this. Justice was done. Or undone. And we were all witness to it. You know...for content
Actually legendary stream, this shit was ALL TIME 😂
Naggz did his best in a room of half human vtubers, a worm, and a doll. funny all the way
You know, I’m watching this again and realizing this only happened three weeks ago. It feels like a year ago. But then just a week later Bao goes and screams “I NEED TO BE BRED!” At the animation of Blaidd reading her tweet.
i was waiting to see this vod fr
this might be the greatest stream that has ever been committed to VOD
Nagazz being so much effort and Bao being purposefully negative cooperation makes this stream legendary.
1:52:25 this is my favorite part
This is entire family guy episode
"Your honor, my client simps only for the wolf from Elden Ring"
I got excited about putty when some youtuber had like 6 cans of it and lined the bottom of a beyblade beystadium, it was legit pog to see ring-outs in an enclosed arena where the fight would normally end in one of the side pockets but they bounce when they clash and its sick its like when they pit two metal generation spin stealers against each other in a fire stadium.
"nuh uh!" Seems like an iron clad defense
Damn Nagzz it suits him so well to be at the evil side.. Just look at that nose!!!!
When they said that they saw bao wearing a fur suit all my brain thought of was, "please Naggz, use it as evidence, ask how they would know it was Bao since a fur suit usually covers the head too"
Yesss thanks for the vod !
2:17:32 the self report lol.
I love how everybody BUT Bao got more embarrassing moments because of reading or showing Bao's evidence 😂
i can't believe this is almost 3h long....talk about commitment🤣.