Fart Machine
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- Опубліковано 27 лис 2024
- Every modern operating system needs a fart app. Now, with Fart Machine, C64 OS joins the party.
Choose from 9 different high quality fart samples, and play them back at 3 different speeds. Fart Machine is full of easter eggs, jokes and toilet humor.
Fart Machine supports dual SIDs at different addresses. Is fully compatible with 6581 and 8580 SIDs. And, it supports the user port DigiMax 8-bit digital sound device, for maximum fart fidelity.
This will be released as a stand-alone download, and will be available for C64 OS v1.07.
Well, it took 42 years, but the C64 finally got its killer app.
This is what the world needs: less doom scrolling and more fart machines.
Amen, brother. Amen.
this is the best use of the sid chip ever
This is what Bob Yannes intended when he designed the SID chip
Sometimes I just love the UA-cam algorithm
The YT algorithm knows that you're into fart apps and retro computers. Now we know it too! 😂
No OS is called complete without a fart machine! Hilarious!
Exactly!
_The question no longer is_ Can it run Doom? Now it is.. *Can it run Fart Machine?* 😂
Already in the 1980s, there was a German fart machine program for the C64. It's called Furzeditor and was done by Jomo Walla (found a Professor of Biomolecular Spectroscopy and Single-Molecule Detection of the same name, sent him an e-mail to verify if he is the author) in 1987. It is a simple BASIC program, just 4 blocks (1 kilobyte).
4 blocks, must have used the SID to synthesize the odorific music. Fart Machine uses pre-recorded digital samples, so it definitely takes up a fair bit more disk space, around 466 blocks.
1. "I was growing up playing Minecraft with online friends, farming, building cities, and caching zombies"
2. "I was growing up playing with a fart machine - home alone and offline"...
Not so offline! 😉
@@c64os there was online multiplayer for the fart machine?
Lucky you if you had online. For me it was only available at school or library back then.
Anyhow, those apps were produced out of boredom of the devs, and mostly meant for end-users to troll others.
Something fairly similar was, something like "armpit squinting simulator".
Most interesting of the fart machine that I remember was for dos and mostly in circulation around the other half of the nineties. This one produces a fartnoise on random amount of mouse scrolling. Particularly interestingly, that one also featured inbuilt "holiday specials", like during the Halloween it was generating whispers like "hey" instead. Absolutely no clue anymore, what it was called as or where it was retrieved. But I remember the feature because I myself got trolled pretty hard with it (during the Halloween, while home alone and offline).
The genre isn't dead even now, just mostly moved over to the phones and tablets.
But let's be honest here, at the end of the day, likely devs and end-users were the ones whom put the most of the actual playtime into something like you demoed (devs due need, users due limited or missed opportunities to troll others).
- Just self reflection on the realities of the time mostly here.
I grew up turning small rocks into smaller rocks with big rocks... When I wasn't playing my Sega genesis.
Coded in ASSembler!
😂
With TurboASS
@@SeeJayPlayGames LOL, this ASScalated quickly! 😀
I wouldn't want to deny that one. I'd own it proudly!
this video is gonna blow up
need a random button and a multiple fart button / combie button
Great ideas! Love it.
Impressive sample quality for the C64.
The samples you hear being played in this video are being output by a Digimax. Digimax is an 8-bit digital audio output add-on which you plug into the C64's expansion port. It's a commercially available expansion sold by SharewarePlus. However, Fart Machine also supports output via single or dual SIDS (second SID at either $DE00 or $DF00), and it supports 8580 and 6581 SIDs. The quality of output through the SID is lower than through a Digimax, but it still works.
@@c64os I'd be curious to hear what it sounds like without the Digimax, still pretty impressive though.
Stupid basic brain why does this make me laugh so much
Dunno bro, but I laugh with ya!
The 32X and Intellivision alao deserve a program like this considering they're associated with fart noises.
haha, bloody brilliant work!
⌨💨 _My breadbin just farted, what do I do?_
It's me or the sound of this farts are all over the internet nowadays?
If the program is original from before 90's it's probably the source of the original fart samples.
I wanted to hear the girl one
They are silent 😉
@pageuk :o
I was expecting to listen to all of the farts....🤔
Doing God's work!
Hope to see you at World of Commodore this year!
@@c64os Of course! See you there!
Has Look Mum No Computer been informed?
this is so amazing you are awesome
🙏
i wanna hear the other farts!
And make a song of it...😂
You'll have to download the app when it's released to hear them all!! ;)
Got my subscribe 💩💨😂
What the heck is a Bronx cheer?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blowing_a_raspberry
Is it a synth or is it samples?
They are RIFF/WAVE files. So, sampled. You can play be through the standard SID (6581 or 8580), and it supports (mono) but played through dual SIDs, either at $DE00 or $DF00. And it also has an option for playback through a DigiMax, which is a popular 8-bit stereo DAC that connects to the user port, for much better quality playback. That's very important!! 🤣
what about the girl fart though???
You'll just have to get a copy of C64 OS and then download this app, you know, to satisfy your insatiable curiosity. ;)
CUBASE64, butt better.