"The Chosen" (Baldur's Gate 3 Villains Rap)
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- Опубліковано 1 лис 2024
- Ketheric, Orin, and Gortash got those big brain plans 🧠
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Stream the BG3 rap song, "The Chosen (Baldur's Gate 3 Villian Rap)":
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The Absolute has assembled the hottest trio of villains to drop a mixtape. Ketheric Thorm has some major Myrkul in him and isn't playing with these uppity Tavs. Orin the Red has got you by the Bhaal (s) ad the nether brain regions. And Gortash is just feeling his fine self with his boy Bane. The dead three and their favs took a break from elder brain domination, and are spitting some faerie fire on Faerûn and Baldur's Gate.
"The Chosen" is a Baldur's Gate III satirical rap song tribute by the Space Bards, a nerdcore hip hop band and comedy duo. Join the community and help us make more video game entertainment and gaming songs, unless you serve Bhaal, Bane, or Myrkul! (Jergel, you're okay)
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*** A VERY special thank you and shout out to Haru (@ChliniiHaru on TwitterX) for providing us with that amazing Gortash Wavemother's Robe clip 🙌
We'd also like to give a round of applause to the writers and talented voice actors who brought our favorite 3 villains to life. ❤️
#baldursgate3 #larianstudios #gaming
The 3 Chosen streaming links: Spotify ▶ open.spotify.com/track/7xwOUKJ27HOqkiTOuiu58k
Apple Music ▶ music.apple.com/us/album/the-chosen-baldurs-gate-3-villian-rap/1741148831
Bandcamp ▶ spacebards.bandcamp.com/track/the-chosen-baldurs-gate-3-villain-rap
Gortash in wavemother robe was not a thing i was expecting to see outside of a very particular part of bg3 twitter, yet here we are.
Gortash would have wanted it this way.
Is that scene actually somewhere in the game? (Of course with a character that isn’t Gortash)
@@daniellins4114 it's a part of Gale's romance scene after you reach Moonrise Towers (when you ask him not the use the weave).
That line made me laugh out loud, so unexpected but also so him.
Ketheric is so cool so he is the only elf in all fantasy worlds combined that is capable of growing a full beard and I madly respect that.
Haha yeah wow never thought of that! Shit ain’t even patchy!
@@SpaceBards I know right? This is a serious beard and I admire its beauty
He's a half-elf I think, so that's why
@@TigerBxy the game refers to him as an elf though...
@@greetingsargonian If you take a look at his ears, you can see they're closer to the shape and size of Shadowheart's rather than Halsin's or Astarion's.
You can also just look at his wiki pages.
Also, the scene with Orin, Yenna and Grub had me in tears from laughing 😂
My fiancée told me this dropped and I dropped everything to see it. WORTH IT
So flattered, your joy is our joy! 🙌🧡 (we won't tell the chosen, it'll go to their heads)
Swen Vincke being one of your patrons is so cool and must feel like the biggest stamp of approval ever! Congrats and yet another banger from Space Bards
Hell yeah it is amazing 🥰
@@SpaceBards is it THE Swen Vincke though or just someone pretending to be him? Any way of knowing? :d
@@homiefromgw it's from a Larian email along with the kindest note only Swen could write 😭
@@homiefromgw Considering that we have a picture of Swen wearing a "Fuck Wulbren Bongle" shirt, I can assume that it is The Swen.
Glad to see best zombie robot dog was not forgotten
Squire is goodest deadest gorl
Gortash WOULD like Blink 182. Good job again, guys!
Good song for Team Family Issues.
I never made that connection.
This is my new way to refer to the chosen
Orin got people in the comments like "Make me worse."
...But you can actually pull Ketheric back from the edge and "fix" him.
On the other hand, Gortash hurt Karlach.
One of these is worse than the others.
Gortash is gonna die today in my playtrought
@@Loryplayz I support this course of action entirely.
All of them are bad but Ketheric is certainly somewhat better
I killed gortash and im gonna keep his hand in my camp as a trophy, near auntie's hair And ketheric golden statue, soon i'll ad orin and Raphael to my trophies, do You have any ideas about what to take?
@@Loryplayz For Raphael, definitely his Succubus's outfit. For Orin, I don't know.
Ketherics verse was best and seeing him as both a teacher had optimus Prime was peak
He means business
Another absolute banger by the Board-Certified Baldur's Gate Bards. Excuse me while I listen to this on repeat for the next 3 days
😂😂 the board honors us!!
Damnnn gortash in wavemother robe do be looking HOTTTT
And he KNOWS it
Another excellent brainworm (heh!) Didn't expect to see Gorts in the Wavemother's robe 😂😂
I love how the first 2 all have badass stuff meanwhile gortash just get's his spa time and photo shoot xD
I thought you could never top the Durge rap but I was wrong. Seriously, amazing work
😭 appreciate that so much. So proud of the durge one fr tho!!
Hot damn a new song. Now to start my weekly re-watch of all the other BG3 raps instead of working.
🥹 Lol honored to help keep the BG3 brain rot alive!
Dude, Are you mf kidding? This is like the best song about the 3 villains of the BG3. And guys, your songs are getting better and better with each next song))) I mean, we appriciate you so much, please come up with more songs about BG3, don't stop. Maybe make a love song about Karlach? Anyway, all hail the Space Bards!!!
We've got LOTS more for you! 🧡
@@SpaceBards thank you, I can't wait to hear them all!!!♥♥♥
Them the true gangstas 🕶️
The editing is so sick. Gortash the beckoning wavemommy is something I *needed* to see today
Props to Haru for giving us all wavemommy G! 💥
This absolutely SLAPS!!
I wonder could we get a Durge bonus verse 👀
You bring true glory to Bhaal!
🫡🫡
The images are always top tier! Cracks me up
Thank you!!
Love the thumbnail 😂
would pay so much money to see that roadtrip
That reminds me of the post game scene Withers epic diss of the dead Three... He basically calls them idiots because ilithids have no souls, and they instead of painstakingly converting people like honest god would, went for cheat code with tadpoles, and got nothing in the end as all tadpoled true souls were ceremorphed in the ending. Leaving dead Three with exactly zero souls gained.
Wow, now that's music to my ears.
You should make The Druge Vs Orin rap now☠
Why is this actually fire?
Had to go hard for the best villains 😮💨
I wish I could live in your brains. I have no idea how you come up with this stuff but it never fails to make me smile! Thank you guys so much!
We honestly don’t know either 😂 the inspiration really depends on the game and its characters and world and Bg3 in particular is soo rich with the type of content that we love to see and write about 🥰
I think this is your best one so far. They all flow especially Orins. And I like the chorus part by the DJ looking guy. Truly a big brain moment
So proud of this bop ❤️
This is absolute fire! You guys never miss!
Thank you so much! We don’t plan on it haha
Wait. Is the real Sven Vinke one of your patrons?
it was a day we won't forget any time soon! 😅😅
bars, as always 😎😩
It's probably more accurate to say that Orin might sleep with the corpse in her bed considering the fact the dark urge is a confirmed necrophiliac
Wow. Guys, seriously, every time you come out with a new song I think that its the best one yet, and you knocked it out of the park again! Keep up the great work Space Bards!
Appreciate that so much!! Sometimes when you’re in the middle of making something you can really lose track of whether it’s good or not, and it’s comments like these that inspire us to keep the party going :)
I see Space Bards droppin. Everything else is stoppin.
Fire as always🔥🔥
🔥🔥 appreciate that!!
This hook is so badass i love it
Awesome ☺️
Might be your biggest banger yet but holy shit that Gortash verse was perfection in every way
Haha actually did a rewrite on that verse because the first version just wasn’t going hard enough 😫
@@SpaceBards it clearly worked the Blink roast (lyrics and the edit) will stay with me forever
Now I can’t stop thinking that Orin having a “date” with a skeleton can actually be canon 😂
Excellent song waiting for the next hit!!! 🎉🎉😊
Gortash was too good at manipulation, I like him
2:06 YALL HAD NO RIGHT TO DO THIS TO ME
BANE MADE US
@@SpaceBards 🤣😅 btw so good as always, I was super looking forward to this!
That hook is freaking glorious.
Wow this is gold. From now on I'm gonna have hard time not giggling when the cutscene with these three comes... 💔
these 3 need a sitcom so bad!
I'm sure even Myrkul is impressed with these killer bars. You guys never disappoint!
Gortash is my favorite girlboss.
Same tho 💅
This had no right to be this catchy 😭
Please keep making these they’re brilliant
This was SO GOOD! I secretly think this is them together lmao
Slaying as usual lmao
Is this what finally gets me to like Gortash tho? Damn..
Haha thank you so much! 🥹
Its that damn wavemother robe, gets us all 💀
Me: *after 10th time playing* Wow this has a real nice bop, but...I think I've had enough for now.
Brain: Play it again
Me: Uh no i said im don-
Brain: Did. I. F@%king stutter
Me: ... *hits replay*
Banger :)
Yay, so happy to hear you like it!! It gets so hard for us to tell if we’re still hitting mark after this many haha 😎
@@SpaceBards Dont worry guys, you still hitting it hard.
You just keep improving banger after banger!
:)
@@onlzy 🧡🧡
The middle part of Orin's verse goes so god damn hard.
I have been vibin to your Bg3 playlist on youtube, apple music and loving it so much. I never noticed your view count before nowz and WTF - I was sure it should have 1 million +. This shit is too good. Keep at it, there is no way this qont blow up! I love the rap, but the chorus always goes insanely hard, it's almost a shame ypu have to go 1/3 through the song beforw you can bounce to it 😂😅👏👏👏
OMG you did it!! Guys, amazing song once again, I love it 😂 GG
Haha woo thank you so glad you enjoyed it!! 🥰
I love the lyric “got big brain plans”
This is the BEST rap song on the entire planet! ❤
Incredible as always
Ty for sticking with us! 🥹🙏
hahaha amazing!!!! Also: big cheer for Haru!!!!!
HARU'S DA BEST 🧡
Slaps hard 💥💥💥 almost as hard as I slapped Ketheric in his boss fight
Haha thanks fam appreciate that! Keth is the one who slapped us bad the first time through… that 2nd phase 😭😭
Don't know if y'all have done this but a dark urge v. Orin rap battle would go sooooo hard
Love it, now we need a Lorroaken dis track!
You guys are amazing
Thank you!!
i was watching your videos today wondering when you will upload again, perfect timing!
Lol part of you must have spidey sensed it
Still slaying those beats
😎😎
this is so good!!!
In my first play through patch 3 hadn't even come out yet and Lae Lae was captured, I hadn't yet learned to appreciate her because she was kinda mean and unlike Astorian and Shadowheart I didn't get the impression I could "fix" her. Turns out you can help all of your friends and she's pretty great too. Still I prefer her be the one who's kidnapped story because I don't want the dog, child, or cat getting hurt. On the other hand give her the legendary sword from act 1's gith meetup and drop\pickup robbery and she become invaluable. I hadn't yet discovered that trick in my first play through. Also in my co-op play my buddy romanced her and we were all Giths so I felt bad about her getting kidnapped. Even though in that case my friend got the sword (I was a wizard).
Absolute Cinema
we’re getting a tpk w this one 🔥🔥🔥🤫🧏♀️‼️
Love it!
cannot believe you put gort in gale's romance scene
Ketheric ended my first Honour run so I believe every word of his verse 💀
I'mma play this for Passover Seder.
Sounds great
Appreciate it!!
The complete _disrespect_ toward Gortash.
I love it.
💯
😭🙏 big fans! 🧡
Tadpolin’ controllin!!!
Got big brain plans 🤷♂️
omg yes, just yes
Это прекрасно 😂
These beats you use? *Astarion approves.*
Sad thing is, they work together here better than in the game.
lol truth. The chosen need throuples counseling bad 😭
WOOOOOOOO
Wait... Since when is SWEN VINCKE AMONG YOUR PATRONS ?
it happened a couple weeks ago! 🫣😭🧡
Please tell me a Mystra diss track is in the works
😏💅
OMG this is perfect 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank you!!!
Bro sounds like Lynn Manuel Miranda
Wait, is the scene at 2:06 actually part of the game? (Of course with someone that isn’t actually Gortash, but who is that person with Wave Mother’s clothes?)
I think that's a male Tav in Gales romance scene of act 2
@@regiean ahhh, thanks very much
WHERE IS DARK URGE?????
The Dark Urge has a whole song to themselves
You ever notice how people in the game and the narrator won't shut up about how Goratsh is hot and then you meet him and he looks like he took too many shovels to the face?