MST3K ~ S05E21 - Santa Claus

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  • @joshuapray
    @joshuapray 2 роки тому +160

    Frank's bond will, at long last, be coming to fruition in a matter of days. I hope he's kept it in a safe place.

    • @buttchop2041
      @buttchop2041 Рік тому +4

      he is dead according to the shows lore.

    • @shuttittuppitt9355
      @shuttittuppitt9355 Рік тому +3

      Never knew that Santa's place is located in SPACE above the North Pole. That's one way to stay safe from those pesky polar bears.

    • @danielle1975
      @danielle1975 Рік тому +2

      ​@@buttchop2041 maybe he was able to bring it with him to Second Banana Heaven

    • @buttchop2041
      @buttchop2041 Рік тому

      @@danielle1975 I hope so!!! it was a horrible gift poor Frank!

    • @Aristocles22
      @Aristocles22 Рік тому

      @@buttchop2041 That hasn't stopped him from appearing before.

  • @undoneonion90
    @undoneonion90 Рік тому +78

    After waiting so long, Frank FINALLY gets his $25!

  • @SNESdrunk
    @SNESdrunk 5 років тому +272

    "This _weird_ enough for ya, kids? How does this make you feel about _Santa_?" Mike's delivery there kills me every time

    • @only257
      @only257 5 років тому +8

      funniest episode ever made

    • @titanae30435px1
      @titanae30435px1 4 роки тому +7

      Omg SNESDrunk?? You like MST3K too??🤩🤩🤩

    • @titanae30435px1
      @titanae30435px1 4 роки тому +8

      @Supernintendo Chalmers thank you Supernintendo Chalmers☺️😂👍

    • @vangelis7
      @vangelis7 4 роки тому +3

      Good to see you here SNES drunk. was just watching your videos last night. YES this is a fantastic MST3K episode

    • @nashvilleslim
      @nashvilleslim 4 роки тому +1

      Find my comment snes.. poor little boy. He asked for a papa or even a mama. Pretty sad I guess this shit was long before you snes I over edited snes I guess that little boy crushed my heart

  • @JonathanAGarrett
    @JonathanAGarrett Рік тому +18

    So happy that TV's Frank finally gets his Christmas gift!

  • @Yabuturtle
    @Yabuturtle 2 роки тому +69

    Can't believe it will be 2023 already. At long last, Frank will finally get his $25.

  • @jacksonfritts2988
    @jacksonfritts2988 6 років тому +64

    THE SCENE WITH THE KIDS SINGING DRAGS ON FOR ALMOST FIFTEEN MINUTES!

    • @mr2_mike
      @mr2_mike Рік тому +1

      Thanks for the heads up. Yawn.

    • @jbvideos6605
      @jbvideos6605 5 місяців тому +1

      And culturally inappropriate for these times, in some cases.

    • @paulgibbon5991
      @paulgibbon5991 26 днів тому +1

      @@jbvideos6605 Anyone else notice how they have Japan, England, France, Russia...and "Africa" and "The Orient", which are apparently countries?

  • @dougjb7848
    @dougjb7848 4 роки тому +96

    I cannot imagine anybody, at any time, watching this movie in its original form.

    • @minespatch
      @minespatch 4 роки тому +23

      I own it. The uncut version has the full creepy dancing doll number.

    • @amaizeing.dumbass5123
      @amaizeing.dumbass5123 3 роки тому +15

      Mexican tradition at this point, most of us may love to riff this movie, though

    • @nazonougami1818
      @nazonougami1818 2 роки тому +9

      I own a copy; it was $2.00 on Amazon.
      There was a lot that was cut out: the entire dance in hell, the dolls in Lupita's nightmare shambling out of the presents like zombies and dancing, Merlin in his lab making sleeping powder for Santa to use and giving him the magic flower, Santa using a vibrating exerciser belt to lose weight so he can fit down chimneys, and the keymaster forging a magic key for Santa. Granted, all those scenes were way too long.

    • @lindadechiazza2924
      @lindadechiazza2924 2 роки тому +5

      Seen it in a movie theater same year i learn to read at school

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 2 роки тому +1

      Guess the American distributors thought the treacly scenes involving that rich kid & his negligent parents will bring in bigger box office receipts.
      Boy, were they wrong. 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @thor9356
    @thor9356 5 років тому +116

    Santa: Dear Santa Clause, please bring me a little brother...
    Crow: Ho Ho Ho Can do!

    • @zcam1969
      @zcam1969 4 роки тому +3

      crow says " can do " lol ..lol..lol....

    • @christianlorre
      @christianlorre 4 роки тому +5

      i saw a old episode of What's My Line that reminds me of that. this little girl writes a advice column. they said as a example, a girl complains she has 3 brothers and wishes she had a sister. Gene Shalit went, introduce me to your mom.

    • @SpamEggSausage
      @SpamEggSausage 2 роки тому +1

      creepy

  • @Meatwad440
    @Meatwad440 6 років тому +128

    “Well, Santa flew 23 missions over Korea.”

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 5 років тому +8

      Makes sense. I mean, a sleigh and reindeer don’t have a big radar cross section. It took NORAD how many years to come up with a tracking system to beat that?

  • @hannablackwell9544
    @hannablackwell9544 2 роки тому +38

    45:59 The infamous reindeer laugh that scares the 💩 out of everybody

  • @tleatherland
    @tleatherland 5 років тому +64

    6:04 "I saw Mommy KILLING Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe last MURDER!" LOL!

    • @fc43
      @fc43 5 років тому +6

      “JOE DON BAKER IS: SANTA CLAUS!”

    • @pronkb000
      @pronkb000 5 років тому +4

      "BIG John Call IS Santa Claus in O LITTLE TOWN OF DEATHLEHEM."

  • @eldrichnemo9312
    @eldrichnemo9312 4 роки тому +103

    I've watched this about every year since 1993, including the simulcast theater lives. As much bad as there is in this film I always enjoy Lupita bravely resisting evil and getting a huge dolly for Christmas. "That's not a doll, that's a sister!" still comes to mind whenever I see those huge Elsa or Darth Vader toys. And I always remember that there are poor children who want "a dolly, any dolly" for the holidays so donate to make that happen.
    Thanks for the excellent upload. Remember folks, keep circulating the tapes.

    • @1lobster
      @1lobster 2 роки тому +7

      Yeah. The movie is low key wholesome as heck.

  • @MikeOrtego
    @MikeOrtego Рік тому +8

    T.V.'s Frank can now cash in that $25 savings bond! Merry Christmas!

  • @GeneralOlde
    @GeneralOlde 4 роки тому +29

    6:27 "Santa Claus vs. the Aztec Mummy." Dear God, I hope not, otherwise we won't be seeing Santa until the last ten minutes.

    • @AnimeboyIanpower
      @AnimeboyIanpower 3 роки тому +8

      Also, Mrs. Claus gets put under hypnosis and it's up to Merlin to stop the big bad from getting Popoca's treasure.

  • @matthewbeck7649
    @matthewbeck7649 Рік тому +11

    I guess Frank's bond has finally matured. Shame he's already in second banana heaven working as a soultaker.

  • @NintendoTransformer
    @NintendoTransformer 5 років тому +241

    3 more years and Frank can finally get his 25 dollars.

    • @10moisanc
      @10moisanc 3 роки тому +11

      Now it's 2 years!

    • @GenY42
      @GenY42 3 роки тому +11

      I wonder if he can redeem a government bond while he's soultaking in Second Banana Heaven

    • @Aristocles22
      @Aristocles22 3 роки тому +2

      2 more years.

    • @SpukiTheLoveKitten75
      @SpukiTheLoveKitten75 3 роки тому +7

      Posthumously! Put the certificate in one of those Chinese "Hell Money" envelopes and burn it and he'll have $25.00 in Second-Banana Heaven.

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 3 роки тому +11

      Thanks to inflation that 25$ is closer to 48$

  • @233monte
    @233monte 6 років тому +203

    I used to be a Joel "snob", but this episode made me love mike just as much. good god is it great.

    • @kradz3667
      @kradz3667 5 років тому +35

      I always liked Mike more. Joel was good but a little too much of a stoner vibe.

    • @only257
      @only257 5 років тому +5

      233monte it's the funniest episode ever made love to watch this episode and this movie uncut every year and Santa Claus conquers the Martians mst3k episode is also the funniest watch that episode every year😇

    • @only257
      @only257 5 років тому +10

      K Radz I love both😊

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 5 років тому +6

      I kinda warmed up to Mike at around the Sci-Fi channel seasons.

    • @mchris65
      @mchris65 5 років тому +3

      This ep cemented how great Mike is for me too:)

  • @werwere8102
    @werwere8102 6 років тому +159

    So Santa employs child labor to manufacture his toys.....and this is only ten minutes in

    • @steerpike1359
      @steerpike1359 6 років тому +8

      No, no, no, those are brownies, not children !

    • @only257
      @only257 5 років тому +1

      lol

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 5 років тому +7

      Chris Cullen28 Nope. Santa’s brownies are addressed in a Rifftrax live show.
      Either that or it’s the confection that Willie Nelson leaves out each year for St. Nick.

    • @anotherworldviewispossible
      @anotherworldviewispossible 4 роки тому +10

      "Santa Klaus oppresses the proletariat".

    • @Edward-jn5pl
      @Edward-jn5pl 4 роки тому +8

      @@anotherworldviewispossible Santa's laughter mocks the poor.

  • @Kuji_RaWWR
    @Kuji_RaWWR Рік тому +6

    its 2023 franks bond has finally matured!!!

  • @rate733
    @rate733 Рік тому +13

    Well Frank you are now 25$ richer buddy! Merry Christmas!

  • @aquabreeze7612
    @aquabreeze7612 6 років тому +69

    29:06 Now my Japanese isn’t very good, but I’m 85% percent sure he didn’t say “a dream is a wish your heart makes”.

    • @only257
      @only257 5 років тому +3

      funny comment

    • @lingaustin2854
      @lingaustin2854 4 роки тому +11

      It sounded like “sono yume wa nanna no?” (“What is that dream?”)

    • @virgilepiaux150
      @virgilepiaux150 18 днів тому +1

      @@lingaustin2854 So Santa was awnsering him... Sorta.

  • @jpeterson2819
    @jpeterson2819 Рік тому +8

    Congrats on the 25 bucks Frank

  • @benpowell5007
    @benpowell5007 6 років тому +80

    "Santa's laughter mocks the poor". XD

    • @only257
      @only257 5 років тому +5

      lol, you should santa claus and the ice cream bunny saw that on rifftrax live DVD laughing so hard at it and watch the mst3k version of Santa Claus conquers the martians it's the funniest episode ever made the rifftrax live version was hilarious, just saw the cinematic titanic version last year on shoutfactorytv website though it was hilarious, saw santa claus conquers the martians on the archive webstie fall asleep watching it

    • @terrystokes7893
      @terrystokes7893 5 років тому +2

      That shit killed me

    • @maxwellschwass3675
      @maxwellschwass3675 4 роки тому +2

      Like a rich, snobby, asshole

  • @plinkitee
    @plinkitee 5 років тому +52

    "Every year we gotta sing a fruity send-off song. No wonder the elves quit!"
    One of my favorite lines ever. 🎅🤣

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 5 років тому +7

      Rivendell had better healthcare and a 401k.

    • @mauricedavis2160
      @mauricedavis2160 4 роки тому +2

      that line is golden!!! ♊🙏

  • @benhayes8733
    @benhayes8733 5 років тому +34

    22:17 "This weird enough for ya folks? How does this make you feel about Santa?" Best riff in the episode.

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 Рік тому

      I shudder to think what gets shoved into that big poochie mouth when the kids aren't around

  • @julielaughs14
    @julielaughs14 3 роки тому +24

    1:27:46
    Narrator: "He is happy, gay-"
    Crow, happily surprised: "Oh!"
    This moment made me spit out my water 😂

  • @kyletoons9821
    @kyletoons9821 Рік тому +5

    Happy 30 years to this episode! Frank finally got his 25 dollars this year! Though hes dead by now, still 🎉

  • @bananawolf2304
    @bananawolf2304 Рік тому +8

    Merry Savings Bond Day, Frank!!!!!

  • @loveshankme
    @loveshankme 6 років тому +97

    "No no, stealing is bad, and I want to be good."
    Can't argue with that lol.

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 6 років тому +19

      "Kid should be a lawyer."

    • @Bigger-Than-Jesus
      @Bigger-Than-Jesus 5 років тому +1

      get it on in the mornin' now!

    • @devanhinskey9001
      @devanhinskey9001 5 років тому +4

      Tommy Wiseau wrote better dialogue.

    • @Green-Raccoon777
      @Green-Raccoon777 3 роки тому +1

      She is REALLY sticking to that Light Side run, isn't she?

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 3 роки тому +1

      @@Green-Raccoon777 Kreia is gonna bust her knee caps for sure

  • @emugwak
    @emugwak Рік тому +10

    This is the year Frank's savings bond reaches maturity!

  • @danielburch3377
    @danielburch3377 6 років тому +43

    "I'm here to eat candy canes and kick ass and I'm all out of candy canes"

  • @ParkerMiller.
    @ParkerMiller. Рік тому +7

    Frank finally has his 25 dollars

  • @micksmom2293
    @micksmom2293 4 роки тому +26

    "If seasonal holiday depression has a soundtrack, this is it!" LOL!

  • @angbandsbane
    @angbandsbane 6 років тому +26

    "And now the hollow feeling that follows any puppet show."
    I know. When i hear the MST3K closing credits, I always feel so hollow knowing that the show is over. (MST3K = Best puppet show ever!)

    • @terrystokes7893
      @terrystokes7893 5 років тому +1

      angbandsbane if you on UA-cam just turn on auto play and it will run through every episode

    • @coginktattoos
      @coginktattoos  5 років тому +1

      Actually the show was revived on Netflix by Joel and 40+ thousand Kickstarter backers. There's 2 new seasons on Netflix right now with a total of 20 new episodes. Different host, different mads and different bot voices but it's the riffing I love so I love all MST3K.

    • @terrystokes7893
      @terrystokes7893 5 років тому +2

      angbandsbane there’s also a Mst3k channel on Roku devices

    • @coginktattoos
      @coginktattoos  5 років тому +4

      Oh yeah there's a 24/7 MST3K channel on Pluto. There's a RiffTrax channel too (Rifftrax is Mike, Kevin, Bill, Mary Jo & Bridget riffing good and bad movies for anyone who doesn't know).

    • @terrystokes7893
      @terrystokes7893 5 років тому

      COG Ink Tattoos, LLC watching it right now
      Love Pluto

  • @tyty990099
    @tyty990099 6 років тому +55

    The pleasure mouth...every time I hear Crow say that line ROFLMAO!!!

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 5 років тому +6

      So that's why there's no Mrs. Claus. 😰

  • @BeeDub57
    @BeeDub57 4 роки тому +14

    48:46 "But what about Santa?" "We can make him our slave..."
    Wow, this took a dark turn.

  • @user-kt4iu5wc3c
    @user-kt4iu5wc3c 28 днів тому +2

    This one makes "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" look like a cinematic triumph by comparison.

  • @SupremeKaiRich
    @SupremeKaiRich 2 роки тому +11

    8:09 “I will rule the world!”
    That line always makes me cackle

  • @12yellowcab
    @12yellowcab 3 роки тому +11

    10:29 "Sorry about that folks" Kinda laughed at that

  • @ThatChadWithTheAnchorArms
    @ThatChadWithTheAnchorArms 6 років тому +67

    "Hey can we move onto a Country with some Rhythm!?"

    • @madamx7422
      @madamx7422 6 років тому +6

      Well there IS Africa - wait, it's a continent, not a country

  • @carlosmeikel1199
    @carlosmeikel1199 4 роки тому +31

    “WOULD YOU SHUT THE BLOODY ORGAN GRINDER UP!!” ROFLMAO!!

    • @goldenager59
      @goldenager59 3 роки тому +1

      Unless I miss my guess, that was a reference to the "Cheese Shop Sketch" in Monty Python's third season. Comments? 🤨 🙂

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 Рік тому

      The Fellini Christmas (LOL)

  • @jessiemiesfeld7950
    @jessiemiesfeld7950 Рік тому +2

    Frank’s savings bond finally matured!

  • @a.KniteOwl
    @a.KniteOwl 3 роки тому +45

    ngl, Lupita's sad eyes during her moral quandary was REALLY moving. I don't know if she was that great an actress or if her mom "spurred" towards sadness like Natalie Woods' mom did. But yeah. Sure. I did tear up.

    • @Psychohistorian42
      @Psychohistorian42 3 роки тому +11

      Yeah, for as off the charts the cheesiness factor is on this movie, it does have a few genuine moments that hit you where you live.

    • @a.KniteOwl
      @a.KniteOwl 3 роки тому +4

      @@Psychohistorian42 Pretty funny, I haven't watched this since I made the comment. And just today it came on randomly as I was letting a playlist play out. not even because it's christmas day! that's funny to me you commented on it too.
      but yeah. I just rewatched the scene today too, when it came on. I have a lot of mexican family so maybe I have a soft spot there too.

    • @WorkHardBeNice
      @WorkHardBeNice 2 роки тому +8

      As a Mexican American, I can tell you exactly what her motive was: her actual mother standing just offstage, brandishing a chancla.

    • @enjoyer6201
      @enjoyer6201 Рік тому +5

      She’s one of the cutest kids I’ve ever seen in a movie. And actually she reminds me a lot of my daughter so now it hits me extra hard. That’s an extraordinarily cute little girl. You can’t help but root for her to get a dolly.

    • @FezWhatley123
      @FezWhatley123 Рік тому +2

      The little kid that's rich only wanting to be with his mom and dad for Christmas is precious to me also.

  • @tuckerbowen4626
    @tuckerbowen4626 Рік тому +6

    3:47 watching this on Christmas morning 2023 and my mind is officially blown

  • @tomcarlotti3217
    @tomcarlotti3217 6 років тому +43

    "That is a mouth, isn't it?" LOL!

    • @laurallewien2165
      @laurallewien2165 4 роки тому +3

      Either that or Mick Jagger made a guest appearance....

  • @87CHUD
    @87CHUD 3 роки тому +18

    Hooray for her!
    Hooray for her!
    All my friends can ignore the Devil!

  • @currencypodcast244
    @currencypodcast244 6 років тому +63

    My family watched this every Christmas no lie

    • @JaneDoe-zr4px
      @JaneDoe-zr4px 5 років тому +10

      You mean the real movie or the MST3K version?

    • @LanceVanceDance84
      @LanceVanceDance84 4 роки тому +5

      @@JaneDoe-zr4px I would certainly hope the MST3K version. Trying to watch this thing without the riffs would be torture.

    • @rschwartz666
      @rschwartz666 4 роки тому +2

      Right there with ya, homie! Merry ChristMst3k

  • @Edward-jn5pl
    @Edward-jn5pl Рік тому +4

    As we hurl toward 2024, I hope Frank gets his twenty-five bucks.

  • @bhollihan
    @bhollihan 2 роки тому +8

    You can have Love Actually, Christmas Vacation, and Elf. I'll always have MST3K's Santa Claus.

    • @mchris65
      @mchris65 Рік тому

      So true how much do those 'popular' ones suck candy canes.

    • @andrewk9000
      @andrewk9000 5 місяців тому

      Don’t forget the pure cringe that Hallmark spews out year after year

  • @BURN1NGx1NS1D3
    @BURN1NGx1NS1D3 Рік тому +4

    The laughimg robotic reindeer is the stuff nightmares are made of. Imagine watching this when you were 7.

  • @markplacker5651
    @markplacker5651 6 років тому +45

    One of the top five episodes of the shows entire run!

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 6 років тому +2

      What About Santa Claus Conquers The Martians?

    • @only257
      @only257 5 років тому +1

      mine is santa claus from 1959,santa claus conquers the martians,eegah,fugitive alien,manos hands of fate,moon zero two,pod people, teenagers from outer space earth vs the spider are the funniest mst3k episodes ever made watch this episode and the mst3k episode santa claus conquers the martians ever year i watch santa claus from 1959 uncut every year too

    • @only257
      @only257 4 роки тому

      @@dubuyajay9964 ☺️

  • @Peter-pv8xx
    @Peter-pv8xx 5 років тому +42

    The mother says that Christmas makes her sad, then Mike says kind of under his breath and a lot of other people, I know what he means, when you get older and all your family is gone the memories come flooding back of when everyone was together, I have my two sisters and that's it, I almost wish it wouldn't come every year.

    • @LoneKharnivore
      @LoneKharnivore 4 роки тому +4

      More suicides happen at Christmas than at any other time.

    • @Peter-pv8xx
      @Peter-pv8xx 4 роки тому +9

      @@LoneKharnivore This is true unfortunately, my mom passed away six years ago at 91, I live alone with my cats, 11 years ago my fiance decided she didn't want to get married and wanted to become a nun, I was friends with her twin sister and husband but they didn't want any thing to do with me two years after she left and women only want men with money so I never bothered trying to find another, my two sisters live in Colorado and come visit for Christmas but she brings her husband my brother in law who in plain English is a real dumbass, it's a pleasure when they leave, my older sister is 69 and a widow, I don't know why I'm going on about this, yeah Christmas to me isn't what it used to be, except for the birth of Jesus of course it has become just another day.

    • @jonathanemontgomery
      @jonathanemontgomery 3 роки тому +3

      God bless you, Peter

    • @goldenager59
      @goldenager59 3 роки тому

      @@Peter-pv8xx
      I do feel sorrow and sympathy for you, Peter...even if I also feel sure that you wouldn't want to be a source of the former, and would prefer something a bit more practical than the latter. ☹️ 😐 🙂

    • @nathanbarger3449
      @nathanbarger3449 Рік тому

      Same here too buddy. Almost all my family has passed away. And I don't have a girlfriend/ wife or any kids. So I dread seeing the holidays come

  • @aikisteven0616
    @aikisteven0616 4 роки тому +18

    The perfect episode for a 2020 Christmas Eve. Thanks for the upload, and Merry Christmas to everybody who might happen to read this later!

  • @anthrax2525
    @anthrax2525 6 років тому +57

    "You can't be in our club, Satan!"

    • @satan6169
      @satan6169 6 років тому

      anthrax2525 I can be wherever I want

    • @deanjosefmartell701
      @deanjosefmartell701 6 років тому

      @Trouble Maker that's right he was thrown out of Heaven 4 thinking he was better than God.

    • @Green-Raccoon777
      @Green-Raccoon777 3 роки тому +1

      Satan is like that Tabletop player that makes it a habit to piss off the DM enough to get the Shadow Realm treatment.

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 26 днів тому

      @justinmillard8196
      The Ravenloft treatment.

  • @cdbeck1255
    @cdbeck1255 6 років тому +40

    The devil is a weiner! The devil is a weiner!

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 5 років тому +1

      "At least I have one, Santy..." 😈

  • @happyspandex
    @happyspandex 2 роки тому +14

    Just a few more weeks and Frank can cash that savings bond.

    • @xneo329
      @xneo329 2 роки тому

      It's worth $13.02 in today's money.

  • @icarussuraki9929
    @icarussuraki9929 2 роки тому +20

    Looks like Frank will get his 25 dollars next year--good for him!

  • @joypopoola6115
    @joypopoola6115 5 років тому +10

    My eyes are burning! Santa getting jiggy wit it! 14:06

    • @only257
      @only257 5 років тому

      Joy Popoola lol😉

  • @laurallewien2165
    @laurallewien2165 4 роки тому +21

    Oh so this is what the devil did after he lost the bet on the bread delivery guy?

    • @Green-Raccoon777
      @Green-Raccoon777 3 роки тому +8

      Yep. After The Vampire chicks, and Pitch failed him, he decided to take matters into his own hands... only to lose a fiddle duel to a guy named Johnny.

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 Рік тому +1

      Then things took a real bad turn and he ended up getting a part time job messing with people who read from Merlin’s spellbook

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 26 днів тому +1

      Specialty bread!

  • @elizabthharris6741
    @elizabthharris6741 6 років тому +25

    Santa and Jesus! In space? And Santa says he has to finish the toys then plays the organ. He is really trying. Lol. I LO E THIS EPISODE BY THE WAY!

  • @dubuyajay9964
    @dubuyajay9964 6 років тому +30

    Great Mary Jo/Pearl cameo! 😁

  • @LibbyStein-Torres
    @LibbyStein-Torres 6 місяців тому +2

    can I just say that I love it how Mike’s Secret Santa gift for Crow is the album “Every Day I Have to Cry” from Wild Rebels star Steve Alaimo?

  • @Nightweaver1
    @Nightweaver1 6 років тому +45

    Santa's been hitting the ketamine again.

  • @mchris65
    @mchris65 5 років тому +11

    "Well Pedro, what's on the dessert tray." Mike kills me this ep.

  • @aperson22222
    @aperson22222 2 роки тому +5

    3:48 I'm watching this in December of '22, so ha!

  • @angbandsbane
    @angbandsbane 4 роки тому +7

    Love the Hogans Heroes bit with the German kids

  • @jjdunne6969
    @jjdunne6969 7 років тому +35

    I don't think this is anywhere else on the internet in this quality, I've never seen this one before and I've been watching daily for years, you rock!

  • @fjmization
    @fjmization 5 років тому +35

    Anyone else thinking the same kid from “Prince Of Space” was used for the overdubs here? Either way, I like it very much.

    • @Thompsongs
      @Thompsongs 5 років тому +9

      VERY MUCH.

    • @dougjb7848
      @dougjb7848 4 роки тому +7

      I saw some smoke, it’s time for lunch, look at the street.

    • @goldenager59
      @goldenager59 3 роки тому +3

      Oh, that was a wry one. 🤭

  • @msgfrmdaactionman3000
    @msgfrmdaactionman3000 2 роки тому +7

    It's great to watch Frank and his savings bond on Christmas 2022! Two more weeks till you get that $25, Frank won't like how little he can get with it. BTW, that's a parody of The Gift of the Magi.

  • @postatility9703
    @postatility9703 3 роки тому +5

    There is no better Christmas tradition than watching this.Like many others, I've been watching every year.It's the only holiday thing that cheers me up anymore 😀

  • @jbvideos6605
    @jbvideos6605 25 днів тому +1

    “Pick it up, kids. I’m feeling frisky.”

  • @sailtheplains
    @sailtheplains 4 роки тому +5

    "BACK to CRAM school."
    46:02 All the laughing baha xDDD

  • @sleepyhollow783
    @sleepyhollow783 6 років тому +69

    So, how many takes did it take to have Crow's disembodied eyes land perfectly on the counter, staring towards the camera c. 2:13? ;-))
    The show was shear brilliance even when it came to happenstance.

    • @thefreelancequeen
      @thefreelancequeen 4 роки тому +5

      I feel like them falling apart was semi-improv, like it happened on accident on one take and it was really funny so they just started using that instead

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 3 роки тому +3

      That, coupled with Trace's panicked screams, makes it an all-time favorite opener for me.

    • @GlitchanBlack
      @GlitchanBlack 2 роки тому +3

      @@HylianFox3 I swear to god, the entire opening from 1:55 onward is so stupid I can't even try to make sense of it.
      For context, the thermos full of hot cocoa is in THE PERFECT SPOT and aimed at THE PERFECT ANGLE to turn Crow into a Super Saiyan via extensive third degree burns, and once it happens at 2:04, Crow wildly moves in exactly the right trajectory in order knock Tom Servo's gumball machine themed head off, leaving HIM to rocket forward at exactly the right trajectory to send Gypsy spinning into Mike and then causing ALL OF THEM TO COLLAPSE.
      Sure, it's just a show and I'm supposed to just relax, but still!

    • @adrunkgorillawithalobotomy353
      @adrunkgorillawithalobotomy353 2 роки тому

      @@GlitchanBlack You do know it's satire, right? It's really more about the laughs and less about making sense. Perhaps you're seeking a documentary instead?

    • @GlitchanBlack
      @GlitchanBlack 2 роки тому +2

      @@adrunkgorillawithalobotomy353 Yes, I know it’s satire, but I can not get over how perfectly calculated everything was layed out.

  • @joshuahoover6841
    @joshuahoover6841 Рік тому +5

    I've been waiting 25 years to ask.... Did TVs Frank Cash in his bond???

  • @kdohertygizbur
    @kdohertygizbur 4 роки тому +7

    Santa's top executive...Pedro

  • @popcorngoddess89
    @popcorngoddess89 Рік тому +5

    Franks sitting high and mighty with his $25 now!

  • @isabelr3806
    @isabelr3806 6 років тому +20

    It's Christmas miracle that I was able to watch this thank you

    • @only257
      @only257 5 років тому +1

      funniest episode ever made mst3k santa claus conquers the martians is the second funniest episode ever made

  • @Musicandlyrics2400
    @Musicandlyrics2400 6 років тому +16

    When you think you’ve seen all the episodes 😂

  • @PrincessPattyPumpkin
    @PrincessPattyPumpkin 6 років тому +14

    If i hear Jingle Bells one more time I'll spontaneously combust!

  • @wesleycurtis369
    @wesleycurtis369 7 років тому +74

    The sad thing is that now, due to inflation, that savings bond in only worth about $14.73 in 1993 money

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 6 років тому +10

      So, by 2023, it will be work about 10 bucks

    • @aquabreeze7612
      @aquabreeze7612 6 років тому +4

      davincent98 assuming we haven’t blown ourselves up by 2030

  • @nightspawnson-of-luna4936
    @nightspawnson-of-luna4936 4 роки тому +11

    3:50 I really hope Three Years from Now, someone brings up that Savings Bond and asks if Tv's Frank still has it

  • @13lood13ath
    @13lood13ath 5 років тому +7

    I love how Forrester calls him Mark at the beginning.

  • @LukePeckham33
    @LukePeckham33 2 роки тому +4

    I love how Tom and Groom just started making alarm noises when Santa broke through one of the gates

  • @steviechan5792
    @steviechan5792 5 років тому +8

    Uh oh. Santa got drunk and delivered all the gifts to the moon again.

    • @only257
      @only257 5 років тому

      Stevie Chan lol😌

    • @AnimeboyIanpower
      @AnimeboyIanpower 4 роки тому +1

      It's the "again" part that worries me...

    • @steviechan5792
      @steviechan5792 4 роки тому +1

      @@AnimeboyIanpower
      Well, he's been doing this for over seventeen hundred years. It's probably happened before. XD

    • @AnimeboyIanpower
      @AnimeboyIanpower 4 роки тому

      @@steviechan5792 Yeah, you're probably right! XD

  • @racheledwards2352
    @racheledwards2352 2 роки тому +5

    5:56-- "Murray, the ceiling needs painting!"
    21:01

  • @pockypurse
    @pockypurse 5 років тому +6

    "Like what y'see, kid?" still gets me every time. XD

  • @princeofalltoasters8813
    @princeofalltoasters8813 3 роки тому +5

    Ah my favorite holiday tradition, rewatching this one

  • @buckeyeschmave
    @buckeyeschmave 6 років тому +33

    Today was the first time I ever noticed Gypsy's reference to Joel at 4:46. I usually skip the opening segments.

    • @sleepyhollow783
      @sleepyhollow783 6 років тому +13

      Never skip anything with MST. There are treasures everywhere & the details amaze. Watched seasons K - 10 well over 20 times & new stuff still comes up.

    • @Roadvirus1
      @Roadvirus1 6 років тому +16

      We all miss Joike...i mean Joel.

  • @BlackAdam1231
    @BlackAdam1231 2 роки тому +7

    I would definitely pay to see Santa and Pitch in a cage match and call it “Hell in a cell”

  • @ChristianDeLarge
    @ChristianDeLarge 4 роки тому +25

    The second that I heard, “These little helpers are from Africa”, I was like, oh we are about to get some old timey racism right now.

    • @goldenager59
      @goldenager59 3 роки тому +1

      Interestingly, the Latin American countries have a history of being more lenient to Africans than their northern neighbor. Still, it's supposedly comforting in a way to know that it's not only Anglos who can succumb to displays of racial shorthand. 🤨 ☹️ 🙂 😕

    • @D3R3LICTRECORDS
      @D3R3LICTRECORDS 2 роки тому +12

      I propose that there is a distinction between stereotyping (ignorance, generalization) and racism (hatred, xenophobia).

  • @bromodragone8405
    @bromodragone8405 Рік тому +6

    This movie actually coined the now famous term "Nightmare Fuel"

  • @kradz3667
    @kradz3667 5 років тому +9

    "At least he made the sleigh rides ride on time." 🤣🤣🤣

    • @only257
      @only257 5 років тому +1

      K Radz agreed😉

  • @Mc.Garnagle
    @Mc.Garnagle 2 роки тому +6

    Hm, as a kid I never figured that Santa had any mortal enemies lol.

    • @Hollyberrystreats
      @Hollyberrystreats Рік тому +1

      Just people who didn't believe in him enough

    • @Mc.Garnagle
      @Mc.Garnagle Рік тому

      @@Hollyberrystreats True enough. Merry Christmas btw!

  • @supermariofan03
    @supermariofan03 5 років тому +8

    That was nice of Pee Wee Herman to do some interior decorating in Santa’s workshop.

  • @disco0752
    @disco0752 6 років тому +18

    I also liked this video as a kid but I also knew something was wrong. Ole Santa made a mess of that internationals kidsmusical fiasco. Never cared for this Santa. But the devil was fascinating. Kinda stupid but terrifying. For some reason, I needed MST3K to watch it this year. Thanks MST3K.

  • @pj828
    @pj828 2 роки тому +3

    OMG!! Randomly watched this bc it's Christmas today--Frank's savings bond matures in a few days!!

  • @rschwartz666
    @rschwartz666 4 роки тому +8

    Merry ChristMst3k to all! 🎅 Part of my family's Xmas movie tradition for 10+ years now.

  • @Fezman42
    @Fezman42 4 роки тому +32

    2nd christmas with the girlfriend. First time watching this with her. 2020 has been garbage but mst3k makes it better. love you babe!

    • @faithfulgrl
      @faithfulgrl 3 роки тому +2

      That's right, Nash. MST3K will live in my memory forever. It's not only funny, when you watch, it's like you've "Come Home" 🐰
      📺

  • @mimimine1324
    @mimimine1324 6 років тому +15

    Did not know this existed, but am immensely appreciative to have found it, and to have watched it on the night of December 24/25.
    Thank-you!

  • @EdwardAveyard
    @EdwardAveyard Рік тому +3

    I'm watching this on one of the last days of 2023; I wonder if Frank has claimed his bond.