One week ago I was playing Salmon run and I died after trying to save a team mate, so when the other teammate reached us, he squidbagged us and didn't help us; 10 seconds later everyone was splatted and we lost. Kids, don't be a d_ck.
Mystic Topaz one time I got the dapple dualies from salmon run, the weapons are that bad..... 5 seconds later Peice of calamari ink I got the stupidest weapon
You totally forgot Flyfish. And Flyfish. Oh yeah, and Flyfish. Did I mention Flyfish? Those are annoying too. You know what's even worse though? When a grenade hits a Flyfish' bucket, but bounces back out again. It's like, "thanks, Nintendo. Great design."
C'est tellement ça 😭 Et aussi y a le moment où tu as 10 œufs devant toi, tu appelles les gens de ton équipe et ils viennent pas… Omg ça ça m'énerve de ouf
MorganeNintendo Quand c'est la fin et que t'avais 1 œufs qui pouvait faire gagner et t'étais mort en spammant le bouton à l'aide Mais qu'ils préférait tuer un miramidor 😶
Smallfry are everything wrong with the world Got a sniping weapon? That's basically a message that you're a free kill to these guys Know those Griller stages? The Grillers are ok, not the vast amount of Smallfry, they'll fuck you up Know the Flyfish? If you look closely, you can see it's controlled by a Smallfry Smallfry are not nice
I actually love Maws. It's so easy to throw a bomb at the right time for some...how? Anyways, it's easy golden eggs for me. Also, everything else on this list I agree with. My biggest Salmon Run pet peeve is when you die while splatting the boss salmonoid (Take maws for example) and instead of reviving you, your teammate(s) just grab the eggs and leave you to sit there, spamming the help button. Whenever this happens, I stop helping my team and kill myself every time they revive me so they have no chance of winning after that.
MY biggest salmon run pet peeve is when there are seven seconds to get the last eggs in, and someone dies, so everyone gets the eggs in, instead of reviving them, and then they just kill themselves the rest of the game.
I've been playing Salmon run last night for hours straight, I'm waiting for the next time it opens for me. Even though I WAS a profreshional I dropped down a few ranks to go-getter because there were three steelheads on the last round of a match before I dropped down. I was so mad, it was worse because I had the blaster. 1 like = one less steelhead every round.
Who else is waiting for the tenta umbrella to come out.... just so octoboy can have a squid party with it XD (also looking forward to..."he be rolling down the street he be rollin to the beat")
I FREAKING HATE MAWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, just the thought of salmon run and that boss brings back so many deaths caused by them... They are the bane of my existance, and i am the bane of their existences! They hate me, and i *really* hate them! -i have thought about forgiving them at some point though, maybe soon- not to mention i hate steel eels, scrappers, grillers, stingers, and smallfry... I hate them for different reasons, i hate the steel eel because when one targets me they ALWAYS circle me like an anaconda, scrappers because they either bump into me rapidly or they bump into me and push me into the water, stingers because of how hard they are to dodge, grillers because once one sees me, unless they start spinning, *(splat!)* and smallfry because they are really small targets and they usually attack in swarms, and because of how hard it is to hit them and how constantly they swarm players (usually me) they get an easy and really cheap kill... But when a maws accidentally eats a bomb? OH THE SATISFACTION!!!
I see squidbagging as more squidpartying! It's more positive to me lol (Unless someone does it to tease you after a kill) Like when we all party in between waves to celebrate? Love that.
I don't think that's squid bagging. I thought squid bagging is when a opponent kills you and flop where you died.squid parties is when you flop around with your buddies a and act silly
That moment in a nutshell: Me:Woah I just killed that boss ALL BY MYSELF! "Teammates": Oh hi Mark we'll take all the eggs you worked for and we'll be Profreshionnals before you. Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I remember when I was in a cannon doing my job and then the underground Salmonoboss (AKA Maws) just came out of NOWHERE and splatted me! I got so scared but I was also laughing, that was probably the first time Splatoon ever gave me a jumpscare XD
The one thing I hate in salmon run is when your the last one ALIVE, all your teammates are DEAD, they call for HELP, I say THIS WAY, they say HELP, I say THIS WAY, they say HELP. Basically, I want them to come over here where I am because the enemies are blocking my way. But they don’t do anything but say help. 😤
That moment when 3 of your team are dead and one guy still alive. In his/her brain:,,NO I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU I WILL END THIS ALONE!!" 3 seconds later... ,,Oops I'm dead." Me:,, [That scream at 2:54]WHY?"
I remember when I was playing salmon run, and we were 1 egg short of the quota, I was the only one alive, 10 seconds left, I grab an egg, go for the basket... I got it in at the last possible frame and we went on to win that round.
You forgot when you have crap team mates.
One time we hadn't even made it past the second round and we had only collected 7 eggs 6 of them were mine
MinimanZero2 that is so sad
@@Orahida can we hit 90 likes?
I hate the mothership phenomenon nobody shoots the mothership and it takes all the golden eggs
When you were loaned a Grizzo Blaster but still lose.
Shadow the Squidhog ikr
Shadow the Squidhog a what?
Zathanz New weapon, exclusive to Salmon Run, insanely effective.
Ok cool
The Grizzco blaster is so op, and I love it. By some sheer power of luck, I actually got to use it all 3 rounds once.
One week ago I was playing Salmon run and I died after trying to save a team mate, so when the other teammate reached us, he squidbagged us and didn't help us; 10 seconds later everyone was splatted and we lost.
Kids, don't be a d_ck.
Lol the 3 eggs 4 ppl is too relatable. Like especially if I killed the boss and everyone swoops and is all like *mine* 😑
Want some fries with that salt?
Yes please
sploon with a side of salt. i bet my salt.
yes please
Smallfries please
This moment when you have the Last egg for win the part
But you're dead and so you lose
This is fine
@@arashi9788 fire burns around
Why is this so true lmao
I quit. Can I quit? Quitting sounds fun.
Yes
Winners never win, quitters always win.
-That is so true-
Yes as just sighn about 50 letters
Viantastic
Sooo...
Basically
*EVERYTHING IN SALMON RUN*
Except the weapons
-wait sometimes they're really bad-
Nvm
All of *it*
Mystic Topaz one time I got the dapple dualies from salmon run, the weapons are that bad.....
5 seconds later
Peice of calamari ink I got the stupidest weapon
+MidKnight Lycanrock dapple dullies are pretty good though
Dapple dualies are OP
Dynamo Roller, Tenta Brella, Splatterscope, and Dualie Squelchers on Lost Outpost. Now THAT is hell.
At the end you forgot: is terrible.
Octoboy : MAIS NON MAIS NAN LA
Kikoo G&K : *squid baging*
Octoboy : TU FAIS RAMADAN LA
Kikoo G&K : "La connexion n'est pas stable"
Melpher Tu sais que tu insulte les arabes en disant ça ainsi que toute la commu' des G&K alors qu'il y en a qui sont mature
ParaDoXx CC_E
Déjà qu'on soit claire ce ne sont pas les arabes...
Et c'est une référence à TK78 qui est musulman...
Just Walid tu as raison les arabes ne sont pas tous musulmans mais la plupart le sont.
Je sais que tous les G&K ne sont pas comme ça c'est pour ça que j'ai bien mis *kikoo* avant G&K
Et c'est une référence a TK78 j'insulte personne là
Melpher Wow c'est quoi ce truc la bas.
1:48 WHAT THE CRAP LOL
John W its an old meme dont worry about it!:]
John W
THAT WOULD LITERALLY SCARE THE SHIT OUTTA ME O__O
What is the name of that song?
The Video Game Parrot we like to party
@@zathanz0 it's old but I say it's still kicking.
We're talking about loud Thomas the Tank engine right?
1 like = 1 like
Infinite likes
OctoBoy un abonnement =un abonné
+8BitLegend72 like
OctoBoy i hate the salmon run bitch RUN!!!
OctoBoy likeception
The day gets a billion times better when I see a new octoboy video on my home page
._. ...
You totally forgot Flyfish. And Flyfish. Oh yeah, and Flyfish.
Did I mention Flyfish? Those are annoying too.
You know what's even worse though? When a grenade hits a Flyfish' bucket, but bounces back out again. It's like, "thanks, Nintendo. Great design."
Salmon Run?! More like.... SQUID RUNNING AWAY BECAUSE UHHHHHHHH
C'est tellement ça 😭 Et aussi y a le moment où tu as 10 œufs devant toi, tu appelles les gens de ton équipe et ils viennent pas… Omg ça ça m'énerve de ouf
MorganeNintendo Quand c'est la fin et que t'avais 1 œufs qui pouvait faire gagner et t'étais mort en spammant le bouton à l'aide Mais qu'ils préférait tuer un miramidor 😶
Smallfry are everything wrong with the world
Got a sniping weapon? That's basically a message that you're a free kill to these guys
Know those Griller stages? The Grillers are ok, not the vast amount of Smallfry, they'll fuck you up
Know the Flyfish? If you look closely, you can see it's controlled by a Smallfry
Smallfry are not nice
DIYDamian fuck those
I hate them so much when I have a sniper
Smallfry on grillers are unbearable without a blaster, roller, or slosher
How did you forgot the flyfish?!
Matthijs Schipper when there are 3 and your mates don't kill him
+LuffyJosh or all of you throw into the same basket
Rounds that start with a flyfish. I get a expected crew wipe out or quota fail or a expected pay cut.
the flyfish is easyyy
*DUCK THE FLYFISH THAT STUPID LITTLE PIECE OF UNDERGROWN ANNOYANCE!!!*
That moment when you get 3-4 steel heads on high tide.
*_t h i s i s f i n e_*
I guess you could say this episode is a little FISHY! Ok I'll leave now .___.
Chris Toledo lol
I actually love Maws. It's so easy to throw a bomb at the right time for some...how? Anyways, it's easy golden eggs for me. Also, everything else on this list I agree with. My biggest Salmon Run pet peeve is when you die while splatting the boss salmonoid (Take maws for example) and instead of reviving you, your teammate(s) just grab the eggs and leave you to sit there, spamming the help button. Whenever this happens, I stop helping my team and kill myself every time they revive me so they have no chance of winning after that.
Usually I'm like "PRAY FOR MAWS TO COME TO THE BASKET!"
MY biggest salmon run pet peeve is when there are seven seconds to get the last eggs in, and someone dies, so everyone gets the eggs in, instead of reviving them, and then they just kill themselves the rest of the game.
Sometimes my team kills Maws by shooting her when she comes up.
1:05 frigging spat my water here, didn't expect that haha!
"I seek God's protection from satan"
1:18 I HATE THAT!!
0:42 "When you paint an aera" - OctoBoy, Sep 16th 2017
*ngyes*
The eevee Trainer woomy
Hey Octoboy at 1:10 that happens to me so many times but great video keep up the good videos
I've been playing Salmon run last night for hours straight, I'm waiting for the next time it opens for me. Even though I WAS a profreshional I dropped down a few ranks to go-getter because there were three steelheads on the last round of a match before I dropped down. I was so mad, it was worse because I had the blaster. 1 like = one less steelhead every round.
R.I.P.
Me too.
1 like = 1 less everything each round
2:24 And you feel useless if you don't get one.
1:06 en même temps c'est un G&K
Freeza Sama Ah oui j'avais pas remarqué
Bonne réponse
Freeza Sama en ta rien fais !
Rageux
donatus G&k, je sens une grande maturité en toi.
HAHAHAHA! I loved the scream at the end! Great job! i need to so stuff like this on my channel! your growing so fast!
LE SQUIDBAG IM DEAD
This are the "aliens" of Splatoon 2, and nobody can stop them !
I love your videos and keep up the great work and what do you use to edit
Good to know I'm not the only one who forgets to pick up those bloody golden eggs.
U should have called this a salmontage. Im sorry ill go back to my conner
Why do people regret their puns? *Never. Regret. Your beautiful puns.*
I couldn't stop laughing! These stuff always happen to me all the time!!! Nice work OctoBoy!!! xD
1:13
R.I.P octoboy repose en paix
Oh Octoboy, you always make me crack up every time I see one of your videos!
1:34 nope
Le moment ou ta pas choper l'oeuf jetait mort xDDDD
oh mon dieu le screemer!!! xD
blue king
quand y a le carnacier x)
blue king
....si tu le dis ^^'
blue king t'es CON petit frère
blue king
...j ai pas compris la par contre ;-;
blue king
ah non c est bon j ai compris ^^'
Who else is waiting for the tenta umbrella to come out.... just so octoboy can have a squid party with it XD (also looking forward to..."he be rolling down the street he be rollin to the beat")
Octoboy tu as oublier l'affreux "AERO BEN" !
I love your videos so much they always make me laugh 😂
0:41 what’s an aera?
Do you mean area?
More than halfway to 100,000 subs, Octoboy! Great job!
I 🅱ate 🅱almon 🅱un
Yes that's good. Heart my comment daddy
Hey...
#PearlProtectionSquad
Pink Octoling Yes #PearlProtectionSquad
1:43 so relatable
Ouah ! 24 ème vue ! Je-
Tout dans ta vidéo nous est tous arrivé.
0:56 I can relate to this sadly
#bannsquidbag !!!! Aider les octoboy en difficulté devans cela !!!
I love your videos octo boy!
1like=1%chance de victoires ;)
Srx
Thanks for making my day brighter! You are amazing Octoboy!
Woomy send help is woomy send woomys
ArchInk J dafuq
WoomyWoomyWoomyWoomy
1:48 IS LIGIT ME! I immediately start panicking as I see it come near me and I have to book it out of there ASAP
I FREAKING HATE MAWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, just the thought of salmon run and that boss brings back so many deaths caused by them... They are the bane of my existance, and i am the bane of their existences! They hate me, and i *really* hate them! -i have thought about forgiving them at some point though, maybe soon- not to mention i hate steel eels, scrappers, grillers, stingers, and smallfry... I hate them for different reasons, i hate the steel eel because when one targets me they ALWAYS circle me like an anaconda, scrappers because they either bump into me rapidly or they bump into me and push me into the water, stingers because of how hard they are to dodge, grillers because once one sees me, unless they start spinning, *(splat!)* and smallfry because they are really small targets and they usually attack in swarms, and because of how hard it is to hit them and how constantly they swarm players (usually me) they get an easy and really cheap kill... But when a maws accidentally eats a bomb? OH THE SATISFACTION!!!
You forgot one part. When your teammates don't know how to use the weapons.
Wait squidbagging is annoying? I kinda thought it was cute lol
Edit: like when other people do it. Not me
The Steel Eel boss has freaked the heck out of me since "Boss Salmonids and You."
Hey I've been in way to many bosses like 7 in one match there were three steel eels -.-
I see squidbagging as more squidpartying! It's more positive to me lol (Unless someone does it to tease you after a kill) Like when we all party in between waves to celebrate? Love that.
I don't think that's squid bagging. I thought squid bagging is when a opponent kills you and flop where you died.squid parties is when you flop around with your buddies a and act silly
ChubbyBunny Kisses Thats how I look at it too. Some one else understands!
I always squidflop when I win in salmon run.
ChubbyBunny Kisses I think theres a difference between squid bagging and squid flopping... Idk for sure though ;]
1:43 XD how could u not see steel eel
1 like = 1 Octoboy not suffering
"Steel eel boss"
Octoboy: NEED I SAY MORE?
FIRST!!!
to like my own comment
Agent Slyme hi
2:55 this is too relatable im experiencing furious pain watching it.
This video was so relateable
DA TING GOES SKIIIIIYAH
all of this is OBVOUSLY TRUE the beginning makes saloman run seem nice.
OctoBoy: Aw man! this is fun! killin salmonids!!
The steel eel: 1:48
That moment in a nutshell:
Me:Woah I just killed that boss ALL BY MYSELF!
"Teammates": Oh hi Mark we'll take all the eggs you worked for and we'll be Profreshionnals before you.
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I remember when I was in a cannon doing my job and then the underground Salmonoboss (AKA Maws) just came out of NOWHERE and splatted me! I got so scared but I was also laughing, that was probably the first time Splatoon ever gave me a jumpscare XD
I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD AT 3:12 WHEN THAT GUY SCREAMED WHEN TIME WAS UP
1:07 yep thats me alright, trying to squid party with others
This is by far my favorite video.
1:48 Tu m’as officiellement tuer 😂
G adoré le passage où il y avait 3 œuf pour 4 personne ! bisous poulpes 🐙
Rip octoboy et le respect
Lmfao! Yes. Make more of these. I need mooore.
When a small fry kills you when your focused on a boss *triggerd*
1:48 there’s something about the cohocks stair that makes me laugh
I seriously want to play Salmon Run with this Octoboi now.
1:05 "I seek refuge in God from Satan the rejected" XD
1:03 MDRRRR THE KAIRI😂😂😂
That dawning moment when a salmonoid *PUSHES* you into the water...
This is my favorite splatoon 2 video ever!
Omg! The brain training music!
Manymuch nostalgia...
Octoboy I love your videos so much.And it keep making me laugh.
+Adelie Lim Ern Yee thank you! :)
The one thing I hate in salmon run is when your the last one ALIVE, all your teammates are DEAD, they call for HELP, I say THIS WAY, they say HELP, I say THIS WAY, they say HELP.
Basically, I want them to come over here where I am because the enemies are blocking my way. But they don’t do anything but say help. 😤
Super vidéo, plus de truc sur le salmonrun stp, sinon j'ai une théorie, marina est une octaling, répond si sa t'intéresse !
MDR j'en pouvais plus vers la fin
I couldn’t agree with you more😂😂😂
These are all relatable
That moment when 3 of your team are dead and one guy still alive.
In his/her brain:,,NO I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU I WILL END THIS ALONE!!"
3 seconds later...
,,Oops I'm dead."
Me:,, [That scream at 2:54]WHY?"
quand tout cela arrive en une partie de salmon run tu te transforme en... RAGEUX!!!
Squidbagging
Turf war: Ok
Salmen run : No
Ranked : you son of a wommy
SquidNomi Hi wir sehen uns wieder xD :D
Why did I laugh for evrything lmao
I remember when I was playing salmon run, and we were 1 egg short of the quota, I was the only one alive, 10 seconds left, I grab an egg, go for the basket...
I got it in at the last possible frame and we went on to win that round.