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  • @kaziem
    @kaziem Рік тому +634

    The gap from jellied eels to shepherd's pie is a chasm of unfathomable width.

    • @yeetusnoodle
      @yeetusnoodle Рік тому +54

      Yeah what's up with his beef with Shepherd's pie

    • @Joosher56
      @Joosher56 Рік тому +10

      @@yeetusnoodleyeah it’s amazing

    • @tickledtoffee
      @tickledtoffee Рік тому +22

      True! Shepherd's pie can be delicious! But no amount of seasoning or mashed potatoes can save jellied eels 💀

    • @PolyChromium
      @PolyChromium Рік тому +6

      @@tickledtoffeeYou’re thinking of cottage pie

    • @trapitao1210
      @trapitao1210 Рік тому +3

      @@tickledtoffee 🤜🤛

  • @Mattlife97
    @Mattlife97 Рік тому +892

    The more I hear George talk about his food habits the more it sounds like he’s still got the tastes of the average year 6 child.

    • @mkgeostar
      @mkgeostar Рік тому +11

      lmao fr

    • @oliviamaelovickkk
      @oliviamaelovickkk Рік тому +13

      He’s very passionate 😂

    • @T0ASTYC0ASTY
      @T0ASTYC0ASTY Рік тому +28

      I feel like Shephard pie is better than he gives it credit for. Atleast the Shephard pie we make here in nz don't know if it's any different

    • @jonnykinney3206
      @jonnykinney3206 Рік тому +10

      As aposed to year 6 adults?

    • @najrenchelf2751
      @najrenchelf2751 Рік тому +2

      I think we all do! It's just that society doesn't allow us to engage with that after a certain age... well, it does - but not without judgement.

  • @riverrrrrrrr
    @riverrrrrrrr Рік тому +1380

    if groge ever runs out of ideas, this series will never end

  • @foxiki387
    @foxiki387 Рік тому +56

    The double decker bus race has me dead, would go to that live.

  • @jamesblackwell2067
    @jamesblackwell2067 Рік тому +379

    the problem with british food is that it all looks disgusting, but it usually actually tastes quite nice

    • @inmedx
      @inmedx Рік тому +29

      It's all.. beige

    • @kingdowner2112
      @kingdowner2112 Рік тому +68

      People don’t wanna admit it but Indian food is the same way. It all looks like fucking slop but goddaym it’s the best shit ever

    • @El.Sasquatcho69
      @El.Sasquatcho69 Рік тому +2

      ​@@kingdowner2112So far indian food and Thai food has only ever hurt my stomach 😭 an I didn't enjoy it either. Also hummus is gross. I love authentic Mexican food though it's weird eating 3 different meats and them all being a mystery to me. 😂

    • @PinkPanther4958
      @PinkPanther4958 Рік тому +12

      @@inmedx Like every house in Birmingham

    • @flitsertheo
      @flitsertheo Рік тому

      Haggis. The Scottish serve it to chase unwelcome guests. Such as any English(wo)man.

  • @Ifx-
    @Ifx- Рік тому +149

    Man knowing the british public, this series will never end, making Groge infinite money.
    Good job Groge you found an infinite money glitch irl

  • @JAProductions494
    @JAProductions494 Рік тому +50

    When George was talking about how hated traffic wardens were, the first thing to come to my mind was that one clip from Zootopia (it’s called Zootropolis here in the UK but I prefer the OG name) where a kid told Judy “my mommy says she wishes you were dead”

    • @sciclonic
      @sciclonic 3 місяці тому

      no it isn’t

    • @wildnis5219
      @wildnis5219 3 місяці тому

      ​@@sciclonicthats the Name of the Pirated Version - so they look for the OG but dont find it.

    • @sciclonic
      @sciclonic 3 місяці тому

      @@wildnis5219 ah, that’s why I didn’t recognise it

  • @menameswill1705
    @menameswill1705 Рік тому +132

    ‘Legal food’ actually only exists because when the owners called the company to get the sign made they couldn’t understand their accent as it was meant to be ‘Regal Food’

    • @Moth86
      @Moth86 Рік тому +13

      I was going to comment the same thing lived opposite the shop for 11 years

    • @english_electric7125
      @english_electric7125 Рік тому +2

      @@Moth86 Visited Lincoln last year and remember walking past this place, did make me chuckle. Is it any good?

    • @connecting_the_dots24
      @connecting_the_dots24 Рік тому +6

      We use to use it as a landmark 😂. Very handy because everyone knows it.

    • @connecting_the_dots24
      @connecting_the_dots24 Рік тому +2

      ​@@english_electric7125It's actually okay but it's a gamble. 😅

    • @MrDraka12
      @MrDraka12 Рік тому +2

      @@english_electric7125 Haven't eaten their in a few years after they started filling everything with onions to pad things out, used to be quite good.

  • @ro_platt
    @ro_platt Рік тому +35

    George's laugh is contagious...

  • @Cpr1234
    @Cpr1234 Рік тому +101

    I'm a simple man. I see No Context Brits, I click.

    • @tyler-js
      @tyler-js Рік тому +1

      The simple life is good

  • @bettyschwalloks
    @bettyschwalloks Рік тому +10

    11:30 the disdain when he says bristol😭like we dont know its a shithole mate we live here

  • @Eppursi
    @Eppursi Рік тому +98

    I’ve lived my whole life thinking Pidgeon was spelt Pidgeon when in fact it’s spelt pigeon. I distinctly remember writing Pidgeon. I saw it everywhere. Nobody ever corrected me. Why is this the first I’m hearing of this?

    • @LunxAythia
      @LunxAythia Рік тому +17

      Maybe you got it mixed up with Pidgey?

    • @eleruces7722
      @eleruces7722 Рік тому

      ​@@LunxAythiaPidgeot

    • @LaurenTheorist
      @LaurenTheorist Рік тому +3

      I remember reading "pidge" as a term in older novels which I thought came from pidgeon!

    • @greason
      @greason Рік тому +9

      No it's spelt pidgeon originally. People got lazy and dropped the D as it is useless. Pigeon is also correct, it's just newer.

    • @HeyLaserLips
      @HeyLaserLips Рік тому +1

      "Pidgeon" can also be a surname.

  • @alexsiriley
    @alexsiriley Рік тому +22

    ah yes, the best thing to watch while recovering from surgery, much appreciated George

    • @drcookiejar2004
      @drcookiejar2004 Рік тому

      Hope you recover well!

    • @alexsiriley
      @alexsiriley Рік тому

      @@drcookiejar2004 thank you, I'm sorry I responded so late, but it has gone well

  • @crusaderguy1817
    @crusaderguy1817 Рік тому +19

    the british are coming the british are coming

  • @HeroOfTime2610
    @HeroOfTime2610 Рік тому +6

    Superb no context britian this afternoon george, what a jolly good show! I eagerly await the next one, fingers crossed its soon!

  • @jewishmonarch6657
    @jewishmonarch6657 Рік тому +6

    Our food is banging, beef wellington is world renowned. There aren't many dishes out there that can truly rival it!

  • @GreenCorgiQueen
    @GreenCorgiQueen Рік тому +17

    "The smell of pencil" George do you mean wood 😂

    • @sexysoup631
      @sexysoup631 Рік тому +9

      nah the graphite definitely adds to the smell

    • @giddycadet
      @giddycadet Рік тому +4

      might also be the paint on the sides. but it's more than just wood

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 Рік тому +3

      I had that Pepsi pencil case. I also had the crappy orange plastic box with the triangles, semi-circle, and protractor in it. The one where the protector got caught in the hinge when you opened it and it stabbed you in the hand. Fucking Maths.

    • @dcarbs2979
      @dcarbs2979 8 місяців тому

      I know what he means. It's def different to a 'wood' smell. Maybe add a bit of crayon. And plasticcy-ness of the case itself.

  • @WiganerPlays
    @WiganerPlays Рік тому +16

    I feel deeply offended seeing George offend a Wigan kebab (pie on a barm, AND IT IS A BARM.) being a wiganer myself 😂

    • @KuLaydMahn
      @KuLaydMahn Рік тому +3

      This comment should be in the next video because I have no idea what you're saying, but I bet your fellow Brits do.

    • @kgw221
      @kgw221 Рік тому +2

      barmey for thinking it’s a barm, it’s a COB

    • @niallrussell7184
      @niallrussell7184 Рік тому

      @@kgw221 both wrong, it's a BATCH. lol

    • @amsodoneworkingnow1978
      @amsodoneworkingnow1978 Рік тому

      It's a roll

    • @liamholcroft7212
      @liamholcroft7212 Рік тому

      @@kgw221 Who says cob?

  • @hinoron6528
    @hinoron6528 Рік тому +4

    4:37 In Canada, not only would there be more space between the highway and the residential property lines, but there'd be a 3-4 meter concrete wall (slightly decorative, that it not just be an ugly grey slab) with rough faces on the traffic side to break up sound. Not 100% effective at blocking all the sound, but a vast improvement over this little wooden fence in that picture.

  • @jaidenredacted1453
    @jaidenredacted1453 Рік тому +24

    While there's no Los Pollo Hermanos in London, there IS a Breaking Bad themed restaurant I think you should know about. Not likely to have been the one you saw on the app lol, but it sure does exist

  • @saeedahmed_40
    @saeedahmed_40 Рік тому +24

    I love the fact that people forget a chicken tikka is technically British

  • @lukedoyle2770
    @lukedoyle2770 Рік тому +48

    Mate, literally no one eats jellied eels anymore lol. Also a well-seasoned shepherd’s pie is a top notch homely winter dish! >:(

    • @tamielizabethallaway2413
      @tamielizabethallaway2413 Рік тому +4

      My dad loves jellied eels! 🤢
      I cant even stand the smell, nor the liquor on pie 'n' mash that's made from boiling the eels.
      But my parents are Cockneys and that's typical London grub.
      I do like roll mops though! 😁

    • @lukedoyle2770
      @lukedoyle2770 Рік тому +3

      I honestly didn’t know it was still a thing, even in the cockney ends of London lol. Glad I moved to Newcastle.
      This said, we have haggis 🤢

    • @tamielizabethallaway2413
      @tamielizabethallaway2413 Рік тому +3

      @@lukedoyle2770 😂 yeah my Mum is no longer with us, my Dad is 89! I think it's definitely an older generation thing. We live in Sussex, they left London the year before I was born (1970) but we visited family very often. I think he gets them in Tesco's now..?
      Hmmm haggis....just the look of it is horrendous! Never tried it....never intend to! 🤢
      But I do agree Shepherd's Pie is gorgeous especially if well browned on the top so it's crispy! Very comforting. 😊

    • @lukedoyle2770
      @lukedoyle2770 Рік тому +2

      He can get jellied eels in Tesco? That’s just absurd. Your dad’s taste for eels is like my dad’s for haggis. I can’t even begin to wrap my head around the appeal but… Egh idk.
      I’m sorry to hear about your ma, I’m having a bit of a similar situation with mine, but George M’s comment page likely isn’t the platform for such things lol

    • @lukedoyle2770
      @lukedoyle2770 Рік тому +2

      And yesssss the potato on top should be brown

  • @megsybond
    @megsybond Рік тому +3

    Mate, don't ever go to Australia in summer if you think 25-30 degrees is roasting hot. We're playing tennis and cricket in 40 degrees! 😂😂

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 Рік тому +1

      Oppressive heat is only one of the reasons I will never visit your fair land. There's also the risk of getting painfully disemboweled by giant marsupials. 😜

    • @megsybond
      @megsybond Рік тому +1

      @@dmgroberts5471 As crazy as that sounds, the fact is, that it has happened. Generally, we know be wary of kangaroos though - they're not to be trusted. Tourists don't treat them with the caution required, and can get into trouble. And it's not always hot here. Today is only 14 degrees - yesterday was 15... You just need to come at the right time of year - we do get snow in winter in some places too! Cheers.

    • @jaspermooren5883
      @jaspermooren5883 9 місяців тому +3

      ​@@megsybond Well Australian heat is different. Northern Europe is quite wet, so when it gets hot: A, the entire country isn't built for it, so almost no air conditioning anywhere, and houses that are built to keep the heat in, so at night it's like 2 degrees cooler than max temperature. B, and arguably more importantly, humidity is very high. 40 degrees low humidity is significantly better than something like 32 degrees with high humidity.
      Now countries like Thailand or the Philippines, that are humid and hot and have no air-conditioning, I don't know how people manage to stay alive there.

  • @NotAnEldritchHorror
    @NotAnEldritchHorror Рік тому +2

    seeing "legal food" at 6:20 was a real shock, because i know exactly where it bloody well is, and have even ordered from em a few times!

  • @wallythewondercorncake8657
    @wallythewondercorncake8657 Рік тому +9

    04:05 Pretty sure that's not actually a real tin of beans but one of those hollow ones for hiding things in.

  • @courtneychambers3374
    @courtneychambers3374 Рік тому +1

    I’ve been pingewatching this series for the last few days, happy there is a new episode.

  • @Alphoric
    @Alphoric Рік тому +5

    0:31 they didn’t run out of oxygen
    The sub imploded before the world even knew it existed

  • @Mondoblasto0
    @Mondoblasto0 Рік тому

    9:42 [mesmerized] 9:48 "...This is, unironically, better than Formula One." 😂

  • @definitely.natasha
    @definitely.natasha Рік тому +6

    7:27 "Llwchwr" is actually the welsh word for "duster". If you're curious on how to pronounce it;
    In welsh Ll is pronounsed the way louie spence pronounces an S.
    W is pronounced like a OO sound in english (like in book or cook)
    And Ch is like the sound you make when youre discusted or youre trying to get something out your throat (put the back of your tongue up to the back of the roof of your mouth (tonsil area) and expell air)

    • @TylerMarkRichardson
      @TylerMarkRichardson Рік тому +4

      Yes because everyone knows how a random French guy pronuces his S's

    • @definitely.natasha
      @definitely.natasha Рік тому +2

      @@TylerMarkRichardson French guy! 💀💀💀

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 Рік тому +1

      From my limited knowledge of Welsh syllables, I think it's pronounced something like: "Cyc-Wick-Lyr." Am I even close?

    • @definitely.natasha
      @definitely.natasha Рік тому +2

      @@dmgroberts5471 I'm afraid you are not close but I appreciate the effort

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 Рік тому +1

      @@definitely.natasha Well, my ancestors are disappointed in me, but on the bright side, I have no idea what they are saying! 😜

  • @Arran05
    @Arran05 Рік тому +203

    I don't know anyone that's ever been 'offended' by the British flag, I really wanna know where conservatives come up with this stuff 😭

    • @Forestgravy90
      @Forestgravy90 Рік тому +32

      A woman at uni in a seminar i wad in cried calling it racist

    • @Rob_3s3
      @Rob_3s3 Рік тому +8

      @@Forestgravy90 thats mental💀

    • @Iron_Challenger
      @Iron_Challenger Рік тому +37

      i know some people dislike it because of its colonial past, but i dont think thats what the shirt meants

    • @LLAANN1988
      @LLAANN1988 Рік тому +5

      @@Iron_Challenger I think it does.

    • @eliaspanayi3465
      @eliaspanayi3465 Рік тому +7

      ​@@Iron_Challengerthe shirt is just against anyone crying over the flag for really any reason

  • @chaichaivi
    @chaichaivi Рік тому +107

    i lost it when george didn’t even know what carne asada tacos are

    • @ed3nn111
      @ed3nn111 Рік тому +55

      i read that like 6 times over as “carne asda tescos”

    • @xSuperStarx
      @xSuperStarx Рік тому +24

      Please have some sympathy for him, he's suffers from a condition called being British

    • @Michael-es4dt
      @Michael-es4dt Рік тому +5

      ​@@ed3nn111 nahhh me too 💀

    • @wrux
      @wrux Рік тому +21

      I know Americans are obsessed with Mexican food, but it's not really a thing in the UK because we don't have many Mexicans

    • @sabinastrash6813
      @sabinastrash6813 Рік тому +6

      i read this as carne asda tacos 😭

  • @Risotto_Nero9999
    @Risotto_Nero9999 Рік тому +1

    I’m not even kidding the crucial chilli stuff is brilliant

  • @Deidrheamim
    @Deidrheamim Рік тому +7

    14:11 I literally own that exact model of alarm clock.. How is this old enough to go in a museum? lmfao

    • @Alltagundso
      @Alltagundso 9 місяців тому

      Museums also have new things. Of course mostly old and very old things, but new things as well. Either to compare it to old things or to show things that are very rare for example.

  • @HoltenBarnwell
    @HoltenBarnwell Рік тому +1

    13:56 is the most American shirt I have ever seen. Just with a different flag.

  • @Gannet-S.4
    @Gannet-S.4 Рік тому +8

    12:18 that’s not a roll that is a cob and I refuse to acknowledge the existence of a barm, roll, bread cake or any other name

    • @nealgrimes4382
      @nealgrimes4382 Рік тому +1

      Actually a Barm cake is completely different in taste and texture than a Cob, you.may not be familiar with it because it's from Lancashire.

    • @cezra833
      @cezra833 9 місяців тому

      @@nealgrimes4382 I miss barm cakes. A good holland's cheese and onion pie on a barm. Now I live in Scotland and have to console myself with macaroni cheese pies.

    • @nealgrimes4382
      @nealgrimes4382 9 місяців тому

      @@cezra833 Me too, and good Pies, i live in Kent, it annoys me when people say Rolls, Cobs and Barm cakes are the same, i mean they are all Bread but not the same. I have recently been watching youtube vids of people reviewing Pie shops in Lancs i used to go to, drooling over meat and potato and Butter Pies, Pie Porn, Scotch Pies are good though, just not the same.

  • @gamemasteroffun
    @gamemasteroffun Рік тому

    George describing humidify lmaooooooo
    Yeah bud we have that in the south, PLUS THE HEAT

  • @AcesPrune
    @AcesPrune Рік тому +3

    4:44 WTF is that design? I've never seen anything like that, and I'm also from England... If someone swerves, you're legit gonna have a car in your garden xD

  • @AussieOzborne
    @AussieOzborne 6 місяців тому

    7:10 old mate discovered what humidity is, try live in the tropics of Queensland, Australia in summer 😂

  • @Feathers_McGraw_0
    @Feathers_McGraw_0 Рік тому +9

    1:48, i watched a documentary about them, and they are real soldiers who have fought in Afghanistan, Iraq, ect...

    • @amsodoneworkingnow1978
      @amsodoneworkingnow1978 Рік тому +1

      And so many other engagements for more than 250+ years

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 Рік тому +2

      Oh yeah, they are real soldiers alright. And they are on duty. The mistake the tourists make is thinking the Guards are there for show. No, they are standing guard and the tourists are milling around next to their guard post. These guys have killed Taliban fighters in dark caves, they are not fazed by an idiot with a camera.
      Also, the ones on horseback with the pointy helmets and the breastplates? In a combat zone, they are tank crew.

  • @jamison85
    @jamison85 Рік тому +1

    1:56 - The guy most likely ordered it via a website which still had the payment options active and gave him a confirmation mail, even if the business was shut.
    13:37 - Something like this almost happened to me once, the place was open but their website was buggered, and they had no idea I'd placed an order when we called them an hour later. Luckily we'd chosen cash payment on delivery, so we just ordered somewhere else.

  • @Jakey4000
    @Jakey4000 Рік тому +16

    I was going to become a parking warden because it was a cozy council job with great pay and solid benefits, I probably wouldn't have lasted long because I wouldn't have wanted to give out many tickets other than to wanker parking

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 Рік тому

      Can they fire you from a Council job that easily? I rather thought that part of the cushiness was being hard to fire.

  • @techbaffle
    @techbaffle Рік тому

    2:32 When he ordered a take away, he didn't mean to take away the business 😂😂

  • @bensugden1586
    @bensugden1586 Рік тому +2

    "I'd just take any other job" "no one is doing this" I don't think he has any concept of the current cost of living crisis 😂

  • @techbaffle
    @techbaffle Рік тому

    10:17 He couldn't see the bus. Should have gone to Specsavers 😂

  • @definitely.natasha
    @definitely.natasha Рік тому +3

    "Its either a bun or a roll"
    Excuse me sir, I think you'll find that's a bap.

  • @RPGLover87
    @RPGLover87 Рік тому +2

    My favourite memory of bad food was when I went to get a cheese burger at a Fat Sams (incredibly cheap food place often open really late at night, often the only place open at those times) and noticed a slice of cheese just laying on a container on the shelf outside any kind of packaging, just draped across a take-out box thing. I mentioned it being all "Ooh, I bet that cheese slice has a story to tell" as a joke, and then took it and put it on my burger right in front of me. I did eat it and it didn't kill me, but I was in some way pleased to have given that cheese slice's story a happy ending.
    Also everyone knows that the best seat on a double decker bus is top deck, front row, left window seat.

    • @nealgrimes4382
      @nealgrimes4382 Рік тому

      It was probably a clean box and he had just got it out, to put this in context i used to go to a Takeaway that was closed down because they had Cats and Dogs in the freezer, i used to go in mostly to play scramble, but sometimes i would eat.

    • @garthvader9916
      @garthvader9916 Рік тому

      *right window seat
      FTFY!

  • @Iono_vtuber
    @Iono_vtuber Рік тому +14

    Glad to see the series continue after you got blocked by no context brits

    • @LunxAythia
      @LunxAythia Рік тому +6

      Why did he get blocked?

    • @PolyChromium
      @PolyChromium Рік тому +1

      @@LunxAythiaHe provided too much context

  • @lightthroughdark
    @lightthroughdark Рік тому +2

    00:59 Bro ready for Soapbox racing

  • @jacsav
    @jacsav Рік тому +5

    12:52 talking of hacker he got demoted he's on CBeebies now

    • @l0u_xox
      @l0u_xox Рік тому +3

      WHAT

    • @NicholasMclafferty
      @NicholasMclafferty Рік тому +3

      ain’t no way they got relegation on bbc

    • @Eugene_Black
      @Eugene_Black Рік тому +2

      Outrageous

    • @jacsav
      @jacsav Рік тому +3

      I have made a mistake I have confused hacker with his brother from cbeebies my deepest apologies

  • @999bucksfireresponse
    @999bucksfireresponse Рік тому +2

    No context Britain may be the best series on youtube

  • @owenlewis2454
    @owenlewis2454 Рік тому +6

    3:15 he still left 2.5 stars though

  • @charlottehook7387
    @charlottehook7387 Рік тому +2

    The heat isnt the issue in the uk it's the humidity.

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 Рік тому +1

      Yeah. The four days before a thunderstorm breaks are like being a boil-in-the-bag cod. You can drink the fucking air.

  • @noodlechild666
    @noodlechild666 Рік тому +3

    I love seeing the guy who got scammed over the Indian takeaway - he is a really funny author (Iain Grant) and thoroughly enjoyed the attention, especially as he got mentioned on Have I Got News For You.

  • @MaximumOvercricket
    @MaximumOvercricket Рік тому

    14:10
    I legit looked at that and said "oh! that's my alarm clock!" Then was sad because my alarm clock is almost an adult.

  • @fatherofthepigeons2854
    @fatherofthepigeons2854 Рік тому +13

    0:18 How dare you say that George, as Father of the pigeons I would like a formal written apology in the next 2 weeks or you will be sorry.

  • @Valkyriee.16
    @Valkyriee.16 11 місяців тому

    As a Formula 1 fan, the double decker bus racing looks fire icl

  • @xur925
    @xur925 Рік тому +5

    This is what george will be like in 20 years

  • @airygoats
    @airygoats Рік тому

    10:11 -
    “Good news!”
    “What?”
    “A bloke’s damaged his Dacia Sandero by driving it into the back of a bus.”
    “Great! Anyway…”

  • @camboi3459
    @camboi3459 Рік тому +5

    9:13 looks lke humpty dumpty

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 Рік тому

    The fact that people call the news over this stuff is halarious XD 🤣😂

  • @Suzy24
    @Suzy24 Рік тому +7

    I think seagulls are more hated than pigeons 😂

    • @jakerockznoodles
      @jakerockznoodles Рік тому

      That's because seagulls are legitimately a menace. They don't fear people at all and can be bloody vicious. Whenever I hear about birds having descended from Dinos I consider seagulls and think "yeah, sounds about right".

  • @GreenCorgiQueen
    @GreenCorgiQueen Рік тому +2

    I love the photo of the people upset that people in spain were speaking spanish

  • @JXWCLUB
    @JXWCLUB Рік тому +4

    if people ain’t getting buried in the greggs sausage roll coffin .. they better know i’m not wastin my time at the funeral ..

  • @matthewmo9000
    @matthewmo9000 Рік тому +1

    2:01 that has surprisingly almost happened to me before with the takeaway place shutting down a little bit after getting my food

  • @tapititytap
    @tapititytap Рік тому +3

    Theres a Chinese vaguely near me with a 1 food hygiene rating but the food is so good

  • @Breakroomballers
    @Breakroomballers Рік тому +1

    British food is so bad George couldn’t even recognize a plate of tacos

  • @brandonm8901
    @brandonm8901 Рік тому +5

    I ate at an Indian restaurant for years and absolutely loved it. Turned out it had a food higiene rating of 1 but I never got sick

  • @nealgrimes4382
    @nealgrimes4382 Рік тому +1

    A Barm cake is a specific type of Bun i was brought up with in Lancashire. Barm is the name for left over yeast from brewing Beer.

  • @zKuroi
    @zKuroi Рік тому +13

    0:11 That’s spelt correctly lmao

    • @mintlasagna
      @mintlasagna Рік тому

      There is no d in pigeon

    • @zKuroi
      @zKuroi Рік тому +1

      WAIT IM STUPID

    • @DwarfPlanetMF
      @DwarfPlanetMF Рік тому

      It csn be spelt both ways I'm pretty sure
      Pidgeon and Pigeon because I see 'Pigeon' now but I used to see 'Pidgeon.'
      Or maybe it's spelt differently in different places 🤷‍♂️

  • @Josh_19962
    @Josh_19962 Рік тому +1

    0:54 its a 'Greenpower Kit car' used in a school racing thing

  • @panda_Anna
    @panda_Anna Рік тому +5

    Thank you, George. Thank you for 20 masterpieces

  • @ellehan3003
    @ellehan3003 9 місяців тому +1

    I get sunburned down in cornwall, yet two weeks in malta at the height of their summer heat (it was unbearable) and i left whiter than i arrived. My friend said i look like a rare white beached whale in photos next to the sea. Im not even fat. I wasnt even a tiny bit sunburned. The heat in this country is seriously just different i swear.

  • @OmniversalInsect
    @OmniversalInsect Рік тому +6

    Shepherd's pie is top tier

  • @shakentv4009
    @shakentv4009 9 місяців тому +1

    the person ordering the safe and beans is obvs saving them for the nuclear event in fallout

  • @sebbyl7672
    @sebbyl7672 Рік тому +3

    10 quid for toothpaste, I found a bottle of Smirnoff ( like a half size one to be fair) for that.

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 Рік тому

      You can get the off-brand for even less. Hey, tastes the same in a Moscow Mule.

  • @CooperTheGoosebumpsGuy
    @CooperTheGoosebumpsGuy Рік тому +2

    6:41 me in Australia on days where it is 40°c 🥶

  • @zombieswalker
    @zombieswalker Рік тому +4

    Pure fear flashed across my face when I saw that mug of baked beans...

  • @RubyBlueUwU
    @RubyBlueUwU Рік тому

    The pencil thing was so funny as someone who studied illustration at uni, never stopped for me

  • @barneyhero
    @barneyhero Рік тому +3

    Now I need to wait for george to do a review on r/compoface

  • @WhatYouLookingAt-1
    @WhatYouLookingAt-1 10 місяців тому

    Aye, have you never had a cup of beans before, man? - Michael the Geordie 8:50

  • @timecapsule.
    @timecapsule. Рік тому +5

    You should have a "No Context Britain" Playlist.

  • @reallifecyberpsycho
    @reallifecyberpsycho Рік тому

    YES GEORGE A NEW NO CONTEXT BRITAIN WOOOO

  • @chincillabowyang6557
    @chincillabowyang6557 Рік тому +6

    5:54 why does the egg have foreskin

  • @isaacgoodall6153
    @isaacgoodall6153 Рік тому

    WE UP NO CONTEXT BRITAN IS BACK

  • @yougoslavia
    @yougoslavia Рік тому +3

    Has anyone actually ever seen jellied eels irl? I live in the UK and I have never seen them. I feel like they were made up by someone as an attack against the UK.

  • @Rallison6996
    @Rallison6996 Рік тому +2

    @10:18 The guy in the blue car was high on drugs if i remember correctly lol

  • @crab.78
    @crab.78 Рік тому +18

    You don't have to push yourself to post every day if you don't want to, because no matter what we appreciate the work you put into making us happy

    • @NotAchancefool
      @NotAchancefool Рік тому

      Take your tongue out his arse. He's a UA-camr,,, that's his fúcking job

    • @the_femboy_gravemind
      @the_femboy_gravemind Рік тому +9

      bro forgot to switch out of the robux scam account 💀

  • @grahambird2208
    @grahambird2208 Рік тому +2

    My grudge for Jamie Oliver getting rid of Turkey Twizzlers is eternal, the salt being rubbed deep in the wound is that when they were brought back under a new recipe it just sucked so bad, I would hands down make my own if I ever found the original recipe

  • @benjames9158
    @benjames9158 Рік тому +4

    George I worry for you. how have you put Shepards pie into the same tier as jellied eel and not with the Sunday roast...

  • @hello-tf1lc
    @hello-tf1lc Рік тому +1

    20th anviversary 🎉🎉 well done george

  • @MultiGerel
    @MultiGerel Рік тому +6

    12:33 bro said onimous

  • @harryhumphries72
    @harryhumphries72 Рік тому

    LETS GOOOOOO WELCOME BACK BOISSSS

  • @zeppelinshy
    @zeppelinshy Рік тому +3

    12:40 its not portrait though

  • @TheLittletwitcher
    @TheLittletwitcher Рік тому +1

    I saw British heat described as "being in Satan's armpit" and I cannot disagree!

  • @gilgammesh1
    @gilgammesh1 Рік тому +4

    How dare you call Shepard's Pie shit. Top tier comfort food that is!

  • @TheAnimeEnchanter
    @TheAnimeEnchanter Рік тому +4

    I will never forgive Jamie Oliver for what he did to the turkey twizzler, the re-released version tastes like crap :(

  • @paulmiller570
    @paulmiller570 Рік тому

    Pie in a barm is a Wigan kabab.. not bad to be fair! 😂

  • @JustArchOnKick
    @JustArchOnKick Рік тому +3

    They are barms, not rolls.

  • @Eggzy-b7f
    @Eggzy-b7f 5 місяців тому

    10:24 Kinder Bueno, Wispa Gold, Crunchie,
    Pickled Onion Space Raiders, BBQ Big Hoops, Cheese & Onion Squares❤

    • @Eggzy-b7f
      @Eggzy-b7f 5 місяців тому

      Peanut M&Ms are also right up there lol

    • @Eggzy-b7f
      @Eggzy-b7f 5 місяців тому

      Jaffa Cakes too!

    • @Eggzy-b7f
      @Eggzy-b7f 5 місяців тому

      EARL GREY TEA!?!?!

  • @karlketamine8172
    @karlketamine8172 Рік тому +4

    I live in a place in the U.S. thats hotter, more hummid, and not all homes have air conditoning and its still better than some places. Every time British people justify complaning about the heat just proves how its not that hot there

    • @jakerockznoodles
      @jakerockznoodles Рік тому +1

      Or it just justifies the perception we have about Americans that they just have to "one-up" people in every area, be it accomplishments or things they moan about. 😂

    • @karlketamine8172
      @karlketamine8172 Рік тому +1

      @@jakerockznoodles no, it's just annoying that y'all complain when there's barely anything to complain about. You ain't clever 🤡

    • @owencolbon2400
      @owencolbon2400 Рік тому

      @@karlketamine8172 we had 40 degree heat this year. Americans just continually prove that they are massive wankers