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  • Опубліковано 3 бер 2021
  • In an interview with two school pupils, the Chancellor Rishi Sunak admitted to being a “total coke addict” before awkwardly explaining his love of Coca-Cola in great detail.

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  • @SHIZZLE71
    @SHIZZLE71 2 роки тому +8858

    Ask a politician a serious question you’ll never get a straight answer. Ask them some dumb shit, you’ll get a fucking monologue.

  • @nizmando
    @nizmando 2 роки тому +4463

    i think he forgot hes not talking to his therapist

    • @Sara.Rose.
      @Sara.Rose. 2 роки тому +7

      😜😂

    • @mogadon7
      @mogadon7 2 місяці тому

      Get cained with Mexican coke.

    • @Ur_therapist-
      @Ur_therapist- 2 місяці тому +2

      Ikrr

    • @umer280
      @umer280 Місяць тому +3

      Well if the listeners are trying to bully him in subtle fashion, trauma of racism gonna come out and he will go into a defensive and protective mind-set.

    • @kurt479
      @kurt479 Місяць тому

      @@umer280Who’s trying to bully who and how??

  • @mike_nelson
    @mike_nelson 2 роки тому +6428

    This is like a Scene out of the office - the obvious mistake, immediate realisation, the minute of rambling and discomfort and irrelevancy and the kid looking at the camera.
    Brilliant.

    • @randomiseit
      @randomiseit 2 роки тому +61

      Hes thrown a coke bottle over a pub what have you done

    • @andrewtucker94
      @andrewtucker94 2 роки тому +101

      It strikes me as an intentional 'slip up' to make himself seem relatable to the lads

    • @WatchingYou20241
      @WatchingYou20241 2 роки тому +11

      This comment was brilliant 😆

    • @user-uc7qb1su4e
      @user-uc7qb1su4e 2 роки тому +3

      Wait is this not intentional??

    • @D-A-A-
      @D-A-A- 2 роки тому +13

      Call Me detective columbo, I think we found out who was doing lines in the toilets outside the pms office

  • @wikitheory3010
    @wikitheory3010 2 роки тому +2493

    It’s like he’s playing that game where you have to speak about a random topic for a one minute without stalling

    • @j.x.x.r3645
      @j.x.x.r3645 2 роки тому +22

      Just a minute

    • @foobar83
      @foobar83 Рік тому +17

      repetition of addict

    • @Chillifish57
      @Chillifish57 2 місяці тому

      Lmao

    • @eniej
      @eniej 2 місяці тому

      Deviation of the subject mate

    • @Harryd06
      @Harryd06 2 місяці тому

      “Staling” 😂😂👏👏

  • @JAMESmmmmmm
    @JAMESmmmmmm 2 роки тому +2296

    "I'm a total coke addict, I love Mexican Coke"

    • @nxl2041
      @nxl2041 2 роки тому +28

      coke isnt really mexican though, it's famous for being South American mostly being made in places like Bolivia and Colombia

    • @JAMESmmmmmm
      @JAMESmmmmmm 2 роки тому +27

      @@nxl2041 ik I just thought it sounded funny lmao

    • @jenehanb1354
      @jenehanb1354 2 роки тому +5

      @Shawrick apparently everyone drink coca cola there

    • @Csnich96
      @Csnich96 2 роки тому

      Lmfao

    • @keironwarmington4878
      @keironwarmington4878 2 роки тому +1

      Hmmm sounds suspicious to me 👀👀

  • @dykesy30
    @dykesy30 2 роки тому +2489

    “Mexican coke.” Pretty sure that’s what some of his friends have been taking.

    • @memphisdaniels3218
      @memphisdaniels3218 2 місяці тому +48

      Nah, they prefer the Colombian recipe

    • @Winston.S.Churchill
      @Winston.S.Churchill 2 місяці тому +4

      Cough cough Michael Gove

    • @ishaanmakwana291
      @ishaanmakwana291 2 місяці тому +8

      And with the 'ca(i)ne' sugar

    • @SKRIBLR
      @SKRIBLR 2 місяці тому +1

      Mexican coke is way better than uk coke.

    • @CityTrader
      @CityTrader 2 місяці тому

      There is a documentary actually how coca cola company in Mexico bought up the water sources which caused the fact that coca cola is cheaper than water for many communities .... as a result people are addicted from young age.. he really doesn't know this while advertising Mexican coca cola here? is he so dumb as coca cola fan, politician, Investor he doesn't know about is? or just being the usual psychopath here and taking joy the water sources were stolen from this people? perpelxing

  • @5heeshi
    @5heeshi 2 роки тому +2322

    Rishi doesn't even use the normal coke... He has that special Mexican coke....

    • @cheguevara7478
      @cheguevara7478 2 роки тому +65

      Colombian marching coke

    • @dangordon7679
      @dangordon7679 2 роки тому +8

      @@cheguevara7478 Awesome comment and profile pic Bro!!!😂 Have a great weekend.🕺🏻

    • @doubletapp1135
      @doubletapp1135 2 роки тому +35

      Mexican coke is the nicest one it uses cane sugar he’s right but Americans use corn syrup and uk use regular sugar.

    • @doubletapp1135
      @doubletapp1135 2 роки тому +3

      @@CandyMan2001 wrong pal

    • @D-A-A-
      @D-A-A- 2 роки тому +3

      @@CandyMan2001 it's not cos once it hits Europe, things are added to it, which doesn't make it as pure or strong as the original version from Mexico or Colombia

  • @georget6179
    @georget6179 2 роки тому +663

    Sunak: I'm a total coke addict
    Gove enters chat.
    Sunak: Obviously I mean coca cola
    Gove has left the chat

    • @mscrunchy68
      @mscrunchy68 2 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂

    • @dharambasi1928
      @dharambasi1928 2 роки тому +18

      @@3pointphobic Gove is an MP

    • @dharambasi1928
      @dharambasi1928 2 роки тому +10

      @@3pointphobic apparently he did/experienced drugs in his youth/earlier years. That's why everyone keeps bringing it up.

    • @aj_shooter4097
      @aj_shooter4097 2 роки тому +8

      Gove did coke and deeply deeply regrets it, another lie from that clown coke is great

    • @theoneandonlyownage
      @theoneandonlyownage 2 роки тому +7

      @@aj_shooter4097 haha would have so much respect for him if he was like 'yeah was great', idk why they deny that for PR reasons and then very publicly take large backhanders from banks and corporations

  • @angusgrier5677
    @angusgrier5677 3 роки тому +2511

    Knew rishi's been up to something

  • @NothingHumanisAlientoMe
    @NothingHumanisAlientoMe 2 роки тому +878

    He slipped into number.10 party mode there.

  • @jhjhjhjhjhjhify
    @jhjhjhjhjhjhify 2 роки тому +1966

    Johnson: "Rishi, come to the party, we got cheese and wine."
    Sunak: (chilling with his Mexican Coca Cola) "Nah, I'm good."

    • @willcasson7143
      @willcasson7143 2 роки тому +52

      I was told the Colombians have some great coke

    • @johnharrison4817
      @johnharrison4817 2 роки тому +13

      Cheese and wine, brown n white same shit

    • @ljts7587
      @ljts7587 2 роки тому +17

      I bet he can sniff out a good party.

    • @kev2fuego
      @kev2fuego 2 роки тому +9

      Mexican Coke*

    • @orsike192
      @orsike192 2 роки тому

      bring some of that mexican coke with you to the parthey

  • @KJ-xy7cc
    @KJ-xy7cc 2 роки тому +425

    He’s right, Mexican coke is amazing, I didn’t sleep for 3 days

    • @harrietxo2310
      @harrietxo2310 2 роки тому +10

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @MichaelJ44
      @MichaelJ44 2 роки тому +13

      Lucky get. I couldn’t even sleep for Juan

    • @yeahtho4233
      @yeahtho4233 Рік тому +4

      Damn José, I couldn't sit normally for a week.

    • @menamesjames
      @menamesjames 2 місяці тому +1

      You must be sensitive to caffeine.

  • @chezzylee
    @chezzylee 2 роки тому +1139

    Everyone loves "Mexican coke"

    • @t.lokokokosavaip8591
      @t.lokokokosavaip8591 2 роки тому +3

      hahahahahahaa i know right?

    • @cucutagoldikova565
      @cucutagoldikova565 2 роки тому +19

      I like Peruvian coke ,taste better and last longer. One sip it goes straight away to the brain honey, you get me

    • @rashadrafiq9875
      @rashadrafiq9875 2 роки тому +3

      I’m not surprised especially Mexican cartel coke

    • @slenda8205
      @slenda8205 2 роки тому +13

      I hear Colombian coke has its own unique buzz Rishi 😉

    • @benjimc1
      @benjimc1 2 роки тому +2

      Dem Mexican supplements

  • @paulsmith8993
    @paulsmith8993 2 роки тому +324

    Rishi's 'running through fields of wheat' moment.

    • @enei7045
      @enei7045 2 роки тому +12

      this is more innocent tho imo

    • @jeremysmith8035
      @jeremysmith8035 Місяць тому

      Always remember that the rise of fascism in the uk was caused by a malignant narsasist called Boris Johnson lying about the shape of bananas

  • @timibo971
    @timibo971 2 роки тому +608

    Such a man of the people, a really ordinary working class bloke.

  • @antoncannon7279
    @antoncannon7279 2 роки тому +268

    The actual blubbering to cover up the fact he actually loves a stripe!

    • @isaac7364
      @isaac7364 2 роки тому +7

      he's a very respectable, honest and good person, maybe our next pm.

    • @antoncannon7279
      @antoncannon7279 2 роки тому +17

      @@isaac7364 who’s paying you to say this?

    • @isaac7364
      @isaac7364 2 роки тому +3

      @@antoncannon7279 lol, i'm just speaking facts

    • @antoncannon7279
      @antoncannon7279 2 роки тому +8

      @@isaac7364 feelings are not facts 👍🏼

    • @isaac7364
      @isaac7364 2 роки тому +2

      @@antoncannon7279 let me guess, typical tory-hater

  • @MrSuchasoorma
    @MrSuchasoorma 2 роки тому +873

    This the type of shit family guy mock us Brits for

    • @ChuckieP
      @ChuckieP 2 роки тому +46

      People watch family guy?

    • @MrSuchasoorma
      @MrSuchasoorma 2 роки тому +10

      @@ChuckieP favourite show bruh

    • @KurtCobain94677
      @KurtCobain94677 2 роки тому +7

      @@ChuckieP obviously

    • @ChuckieP
      @ChuckieP 2 роки тому +13

      @Amy Mackay Nope I’ve been living somewhere where people have more than 100 IQ points.

    • @DarkGaming-2734
      @DarkGaming-2734 2 роки тому

      @Amy Mackay He was being sarcastic.

  • @jjd1799
    @jjd1799 2 роки тому +435

    Boris definitely got him on the packet at the Downing street parties.

    • @maxthorpe-downey1680
      @maxthorpe-downey1680 2 роки тому +5

      Bet

    • @galleoni7955
      @galleoni7955 2 роки тому +12

      i thought i had a line on my screen cause of your profile pic LMAO

    • @l.k5244
      @l.k5244 2 роки тому +10

      @@galleoni7955 a line of Mexican coke? Lol

    • @TofuBoy1
      @TofuBoy1 2 місяці тому +1

      Bro
      You think you was good hah
      You didn't get me
      Yahoooo

    • @i.love_sTuFf
      @i.love_sTuFf 2 місяці тому +1

      dark mode is always superior 💪💪

  • @s.o4547
    @s.o4547 2 роки тому +187

    The way the one closest to him looks at his mate when he says he’s a total coke addict is legendary

  • @AntonioRodriguez-di6qz
    @AntonioRodriguez-di6qz Місяць тому +4

    I actually think it's sort of endearing the UK PM was such a nerd,it comes off as very genuine

    • @porridgeramen7220
      @porridgeramen7220 Місяць тому

      he was very slick, i mean it was his job to make conservative politics look respectful and not hideous as fuck. Unfortunately then he asked a homeless dude at a soup kitchen if he worked in Business.

  • @CucharadaYT
    @CucharadaYT 3 роки тому +309

    This is why Ianucci doesn't need to write political satire anymore

    • @DanRazaMusic
      @DanRazaMusic 2 роки тому +16

      No way he could come up with fictional characters to top Michael Fabricant. And Nadine Dorries, either.

    • @ProvocativeSloth
      @ProvocativeSloth 2 роки тому +1

      David Schnieder would be a GREAT Sunak.

    • @SA-oq5lz
      @SA-oq5lz 2 роки тому +4

      @@DanRazaMusic i still refuse to believe that Michael fabricant isn't playing a character

    • @DanRazaMusic
      @DanRazaMusic 2 роки тому +2

      @@SA-oq5lz yes indeed, mate. I think after purging the Conservative party, Johnson has had to over-promote many backbench mps - often prioritising loyalty over ability, especially where it might be a threat to him.
      The likes of Fabriant, Dorries and Patel are not just the type we’d have found more readily in the bowels of UKIP - and laughed out of politics for their gaffes and low IQs - but are figures who bear traits closer to z-list Big Brother celebrities than capable statesmen for the UK on the world stage.
      It has become a circus and we will look back maybe one day and laugh at how on earth we let it happen - but right now it’s deadly serious business to urgently get rid of these unfit representatives.
      ua-cam.com/video/6mkMrRQyARw/v-deo.html

    • @therespectedlex9794
      @therespectedlex9794 2 роки тому

      @@ProvocativeSloth Or a good old age Kylo Ren.

  • @kyy3852
    @kyy3852 2 роки тому +247

    digging a bigger hole mate, “Mexican coke is the best” hahahah

  • @lemonsqueeza8248
    @lemonsqueeza8248 2 роки тому +325

    We call this MP training. This practice allows the politician to waffle on about nothing while the important issues are swept under the rug👌

    • @Beetlejooce01
      @Beetlejooce01 2 роки тому +18

      Swept under the nose

    • @m7thena
      @m7thena 2 роки тому

      Precisely

    • @testnameplsignore6916
      @testnameplsignore6916 2 роки тому +3

      @@Beetlejooce01 sniff sniff whoosh 🧂🤯

    • @adeelali8417
      @adeelali8417 2 роки тому +1

      @@Beetlejooce01 🤣

    • @alizainal9057
      @alizainal9057 2 роки тому +2

      people also tend to “waffle” a bit when their talking about something they are very interested in…
      The stereotype that politicians lie is definitely true to a point, but that doesn’t mean every single thing they say, even about their personal life and hobbies, is a lie lol

  • @robertbones326
    @robertbones326 2 роки тому +515

    When Rishi becomes prime minster: "we're scrapping the national health service and introducing the National Coke Allowance, as I fundamentally believe no person in this country should be deprived of such an wonderful sugary beverage."

    • @BengalLancer
      @BengalLancer 2 роки тому +15

      Pepsi will not be happy 😂

    • @netclips6370
      @netclips6370 2 роки тому +7

      Eisenhower made special white coke to look like vodka just for Field Marshal Zhukov

    • @drevenypribor6144
      @drevenypribor6144 2 роки тому +3

      He is not even british he’s indian

    • @BengalLancer
      @BengalLancer 2 роки тому +36

      @@drevenypribor6144 he is very much British.
      Even if you are suggesting that an Indian citizen can be a public office holder in the UK.

    • @riteshyeddu9186
      @riteshyeddu9186 2 роки тому +16

      @@drevenypribor6144 *Indian origin

  • @amman7
    @amman7 2 роки тому +94

    Redeeming himself then talking about Mexican coke 😂

    • @avarmauk
      @avarmauk 2 роки тому +9

      Hahaaaaa couldn’t stop laughing when he mentioned Mexican coke 🤣

  • @BC-xu8yq
    @BC-xu8yq 2 роки тому +54

    They just wanted a one word answer

  • @Laptopdog78
    @Laptopdog78 2 роки тому +146

    😂🤣😂 I can’t believe he was backtracking so hard, then mentioned his ‘Mexican Coke’………lmao!!

  • @reissda5957
    @reissda5957 2 роки тому +35

    Nervous anxiety is one hell of a truth.

  • @trumpdump20
    @trumpdump20 3 роки тому +125

    The school kids knew what was going on. Throughout this they were just thinking about how famous they were gonna be

  • @yashanand287
    @yashanand287 2 роки тому +40

    The lads were just like: same how did you know😅

  • @d3r4g45
    @d3r4g45 Рік тому +24

    0:16 : Im a coke addict
    middle kid looking at the other one: you hearing this?

  • @white_clover767
    @white_clover767 2 роки тому +462

    Side Note: He's wasting his money buying Mexican Coke, all countries except the US use cane sugar. Incl the UK.

    • @DanielElson
      @DanielElson 2 роки тому +66

      His bank account isn't exactly lacking in money

    • @robertcumming9227
      @robertcumming9227 2 роки тому +58

      I don't think he's actually on about a cola

    • @jackkeane6
      @jackkeane6 2 роки тому +63

      1. He isn’t talking about Coca Cola
      2. Have you not paid attention for the last 2 years, the man is genius level at wasting money

    • @bengoacher4455
      @bengoacher4455 2 роки тому +12

      Uk uses sugar beat, not cane sugar.

    • @NovajaPravda
      @NovajaPravda 2 роки тому +3

      Pretty sure his coke are Colombian, Peruvian or Bolivian 🤔

  • @_festival
    @_festival 2 роки тому +310

    Get yourself some Mexican coke if you're ever travelling across the southern States of America. Top tip from Rishi 👍

    • @noneofyourbuizness
      @noneofyourbuizness 2 роки тому +2

      Nooo !!! Mexican addiction for coke is actually so sad man !!

    • @noobfunky
      @noobfunky 2 роки тому +1

      The man whose pished all our money away.

    • @syproductions456
      @syproductions456 2 роки тому +12

      The ridiculous thing is Rishi goes on about how Mexico is the only place to use sugar instead of high fructose glucose corn syrup.... for a coke addict he seems to be very unaware that in the UK coke also uses sugar instead of high fructose glucose corn syrup. In the US corn is heavily subsidised so HFGCS is much cheaper than sugar, hence they use it in their coke instead of sugar.

    • @sebfox2194
      @sebfox2194 2 роки тому

      @@noobfunky He spent it all on Mexican coke 😂

    • @kparker15
      @kparker15 2 місяці тому +1

      Does he have any cost of living tips?

  • @thomasmcdonnell7914
    @thomasmcdonnell7914 2 роки тому +36

    5mins later...
    British Coca Cola sales plummet & cocaine dealers condemn Sunak for irresponsible comments.

  • @user-qx2sh2vz4l
    @user-qx2sh2vz4l 2 роки тому +169

    This is like when a teacher explains a life story to their class thinking the class are listening and actually care

    • @aadiliqbalkhan8216
      @aadiliqbalkhan8216 2 роки тому +12

      we do actually care tho, infact we enjoy as long its not related to the subject

    • @olivoil2002
      @olivoil2002 Місяць тому

      It's probably more interesting than whatever boring lesson they teach.

  • @sjacrane
    @sjacrane 2 роки тому +52

    “Not a Freudian slip, let’s make that clear.”

  • @gedrooney9305
    @gedrooney9305 2 роки тому +73

    Rishi ‘five gram on a Friday is a mere starter’ Sunak

  • @furq1234
    @furq1234 2 роки тому +25

    Now I know why Boris likes him so much

  • @TheMityrae
    @TheMityrae 2 роки тому +87

    Spoken like a true politician

  • @josephedwards4325
    @josephedwards4325 2 роки тому +27

    Kid literally rubbing his hands with evil glee.

  • @ukdaniel2743
    @ukdaniel2743 3 роки тому +57

    Coke: Be less white
    Rishi and Tory party: We're big fans

  • @money5434
    @money5434 2 роки тому +64

    Given what’s going on in the story party it seems they really are coke addicts.

  • @kevinbrook7033
    @kevinbrook7033 2 роки тому +24

    Close your eyes and Rishi is Will from the Inbetweeners. It's uncanny.

  • @MintyEevee
    @MintyEevee 2 роки тому +15

    After traces of cocaine being found in the houses of parliament this video is even funnier.

    • @jcbanbury
      @jcbanbury 2 роки тому +3

      "COCA COLA,COCA COLA" just to make that clear

  • @abubakrrauf1691
    @abubakrrauf1691 2 роки тому +27

    He's talking about 100% pure coke from Mexico! 😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @KingNattty
      @KingNattty 2 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣 why was he so nervous man...whether you do the marching powder or not...no one cares bro...at this point fk it!

  • @harrypadam6631
    @harrypadam6631 2 роки тому +119

    I can literally tell you what the kid on the right is thinking …. “How the fuck is this guy in a top position running our country…?”

    • @eragon1378
      @eragon1378 2 роки тому +5

      Why not?

    • @thegreatasparagus
      @thegreatasparagus Місяць тому

      @@eragon1378 the way how kids perceive things from just listening to this spastic for one minute 30 (to asking COKE OR PEPSI?) to him may say something of a thing called "first impression"?

  • @artofsam
    @artofsam 2 місяці тому +5

    “You say it best, when you say nothing at all.” - Ronan Keating

    • @juneduffy4502
      @juneduffy4502 2 місяці тому +1

      😂 he reminds me of Norman Wisdom 😆

  • @ells3109
    @ells3109 2 роки тому +20

    I thought he said ‘do you prefer coke or ketamine’ for the first 3 watches and I was so confused how his teachers weren’t shouting at him for asking that😭

  • @for111
    @for111 2 роки тому +44

    Mexican coke 😂😂 keep digging Rishi, kee digging

  • @g.xfsz0
    @g.xfsz0 2 місяці тому +3

    0:17 LMAOO THE LOOK☠️☠️☠️☠️

  • @Thedarkknight2244
    @Thedarkknight2244 Рік тому +6

    This was the great moment of these boys’ lives. Getting a politician to call themselves a coke addict, and then have him ramble on about his geeky coke fixation

  • @DeanRyan89
    @DeanRyan89 2 роки тому +10

    Man really said Mexican coke im dead 💀 😭

  • @danbee415
    @danbee415 2 роки тому +17

    Theres no smoke without fire. Literally in his case. Hes never been caught by the authorities. Just so good at covering up his tracks

  • @MarmaladeStex
    @MarmaladeStex 3 роки тому +27

    For goodness sake Please don't ask Him if He has any Hero's or Heroines!.

  • @syproductions456
    @syproductions456 2 роки тому +27

    The ridiculous thing is Rishi goes on about how Mexico is the only place to use sugar instead of high fructose glucose corn syrup.... for a coke addict he seems to be very unaware that in the UK coke also uses sugar instead of high fructose glucose corn syrup. In the US corn is heavily subsidised so HFGCS is much cheaper than sugar, hence they use it in their coke instead of sugar.

    • @phil007439
      @phil007439 2 роки тому +3

      he's a liar just like everything else he lies about

    • @SteezyLovejoy
      @SteezyLovejoy 18 днів тому +1

      I was looking for this comment before saying the exact same thing. "Only place in the world"... Except all of Europe and probably lots of other places.

  • @thepretenda
    @thepretenda Рік тому +7

    I absolutely look forward to see this being played weekly as the new British PM!

  • @mart34
    @mart34 2 роки тому +11

    After Brexit and hearing that fizzy drinks could be in shortage, Sunak immediately pushed for a trade deal with Mexico, given how good they are at getting coke across the border.

  • @ScottLG90
    @ScottLG90 2 роки тому +10

    Them school kids, they knew what they where doing 🤣 class

  • @mrtracing3292
    @mrtracing3292 2 роки тому +5

    Its like when your really into something and finally someone asks after months you could really see the excitement

  • @kierandallas4206
    @kierandallas4206 2 роки тому +22

    Imagine asking Michael Gove this question?

  • @dWFnZWVr
    @dWFnZWVr 2 роки тому +18

    Well at least he’s honest

  • @janskeet1382
    @janskeet1382 2 роки тому +14

    Your next Prime Minster Darling. Enjoy the real thing!

  • @malcolmhartley5031
    @malcolmhartley5031 2 роки тому +19

    So he gets caned on that 'special', Mexican Coke.

  • @neillaw
    @neillaw 2 місяці тому +6

    Straight out of the inbetweeners...

  • @IMTHATELDER
    @IMTHATELDER 2 роки тому +41

    This is just marvellous 😂

    • @NothingHumanisAlientoMe
      @NothingHumanisAlientoMe 2 роки тому +3

      ...So is the gear

    • @NothingHumanisAlientoMe
      @NothingHumanisAlientoMe 2 роки тому

      @DnB and Psy Production
      Not really. AN over rated substance to enhance ones lack of substance.
      Rishi is actually in the employ of *the dentistry cabal* who secretly run the entire world ensuring coke is supplied to every man woman and child, an endless market of fillings, teeth cleaning and the like.

  • @martincosby9743
    @martincosby9743 2 роки тому +6

    That schoolboy on the left is trying to keep smiling but clearly his face is aching

  • @marcellusharris
    @marcellusharris 2 роки тому +6

    The man ain’t lying when I was in Canada my mate took me about a two hours drive away to a market just so I could buy some Mexican coke they were selling. It hit different

  • @hydrofluoricgamer8555
    @hydrofluoricgamer8555 2 місяці тому +3

    Bros lagging BRUH😂

  • @user-xb5rl6wt5j
    @user-xb5rl6wt5j 2 роки тому +8

    This is brilliant 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jcbanbury
      @jcbanbury 2 роки тому +3

      (COCA COLA,COCA COLA)

    • @user-s3ts8my2x
      @user-s3ts8my2x 2 роки тому

      @@jcbanbury wow this was such a beautiful and heartfelt response, thank you

  • @PSYCHIC_PSYCHO
    @PSYCHIC_PSYCHO 2 роки тому +12

    “I’m a coke addict”, was that a Freudian-Slip Rishi?

  • @Kenny2k08
    @Kenny2k08 2 місяці тому +1

    The way he gets so flustered and starts going into detail makes him look even more suspicious

  • @underthesun-ml4mu
    @underthesun-ml4mu 2 місяці тому +1

    "Yes. And my biggest supplier are the cartels. They always get my favorite mexican coke shipped on time. Such wonderful blokes they are. "

  • @guinnessharvey4476
    @guinnessharvey4476 2 роки тому +90

    We all prefer Central American coke, Rishi. Nothing interesting about that:)

  • @jameswilliamson7288
    @jameswilliamson7288 2 роки тому +4

    0:20 The look when you were only trying to trick him into saying he likes coke, but he confesses to an addiction. 🤣

  • @Sady786
    @Sady786 2 місяці тому +2

    i was a coke addict
    heroin addict
    crack addict
    green addict
    benzo addict
    pills addict
    alcoholic
    i still paid taxes
    still worked cash in hand
    still enjoyed my life
    still kept learning
    because I can multi task
    and ur all babies

  • @TheRealAshleyEditz
    @TheRealAshleyEditz 2 місяці тому +1

    oh coco-cola, when he intensely specified "im a coke addict" 💀

  • @impure47
    @impure47 Рік тому +5

    Rishi talking some crazy shit 😅🤣🤣

  • @joetrp-3553
    @joetrp-3553 2 роки тому +3

    How fast he's speaking, definitely COKE

  • @ewanoxborrow1024
    @ewanoxborrow1024 2 роки тому +21

    Bet some of that coke addiction came out to play during Boris’s lockdown birthday bash

  • @WombatGamesChannel
    @WombatGamesChannel Рік тому +3

    This has to be Alan Patridge with a mask

  • @Nose02
    @Nose02 2 роки тому +32

    I like how he said Coca Cola is bad for you and he’s limited to one a week.
    No mention of cocaine though🤣

  • @JP-DarkVibe
    @JP-DarkVibe 2 роки тому +25

    He obviously didn't mix well at school if he didn't know that one was coming. Shades of the last Tory Chancellor who actually was!! George Gideon Oliver Osborne, who was fond of rolled-up banknotes, and the odd pile of finely milled white powder besides other things.

    • @mscrunchy68
      @mscrunchy68 2 роки тому +5

      Yes, it was so apparent on occasions. Perhaps they should introduce random drug testing for MPs...

    • @mister_M.
      @mister_M. 2 роки тому

      Really? How do u know

  • @barryispuzzled
    @barryispuzzled 2 місяці тому +2

    You can't try to be someone you're not. He's motivated my money and power. He's not one of us.

    • @l-dogtheman1685
      @l-dogtheman1685 2 місяці тому

      That's the problem. Anyone who isn't super rich thinking Sunak (or Farage, who is just the more extreme version) would be on their side is extremely delusional. The right side of the political spectrum is destroying the country, but the super rich are profiting and thus continue to support Sunak and/or Farage as two sides of the same coin to hedge their bets

  • @RK-zo9vs
    @RK-zo9vs 2 місяці тому +1

    That one boy couldn't stop laughing after he said he was a coke addict.

  • @arwaindavies4882
    @arwaindavies4882 2 роки тому +5

    Interesting that this is being recommend right now.

  • @bb5979
    @bb5979 2 роки тому +6

    This could have been a scene in "the office"

  • @xrs10s
    @xrs10s Місяць тому +1

    “I like mexican coke”
    yeah bro we already you’re high asf 💀

  • @jackjamison2411
    @jackjamison2411 2 роки тому +2

    Surprisingly honest from a politician

  • @Truebro79
    @Truebro79 2 роки тому +3

    Damn Boris got him hooked at the party

  • @Mag-mx7le
    @Mag-mx7le 3 роки тому +15

    Rishi Dishi been moving mad

  • @realdeal8225
    @realdeal8225 2 роки тому +38

    Kids: Coke or Pepsi..
    Rishi: What do you Mean? Coke, Obviously Coke.
    Kids:...
    Rishi: I've never done a line of Pepsi?
    ...
    Rishi: Obviously we're talking about Coke Cola

  • @Germanontop.x
    @Germanontop.x 2 місяці тому +2

    We can tell don’t worry bruv

  • @nicknocturnal652
    @nicknocturnal652 3 роки тому +20

    Yeah Rishi that really good cola in Mexico must be particularly invigorating.. and I’m sure Dorris box painter (aka. Bojo) would share your enthusiasm, lol 😂

  • @michaelhannan3517
    @michaelhannan3517 2 роки тому +6

    There are translucent fish in the deepest recesses of the Amazon River that have never seen daylight. They probably care more about this than I do!

  • @unemployablegraduate
    @unemployablegraduate Рік тому +1

    Absolute comedy gold.

  • @Romulan2469
    @Romulan2469 2 роки тому +30

    Probably the only way he could obediently follow a clown's leadership decisions.

  • @chevchillios4231
    @chevchillios4231 2 роки тому +5

    Some of that Pablo Escobar Ltd Limited special Mexican coke

  • @changachronicles3777
    @changachronicles3777 2 роки тому +6

    No wonder the budget is in such a mess....he's been anyone's for a bag of fizzy coke bottles.

  • @julianvenables1090
    @julianvenables1090 2 роки тому +1

    Cassette boy will love this for one of his tunes!

  • @Lolshhahahah
    @Lolshhahahah 2 місяці тому

    0:17 he gave his boy the classic glance when something has just been said but laughter ain’t an option😭😭😭