My Guinea Pig Reviews Halloween Costumes
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- Опубліковано 15 жов 2021
- Starring Lord Cesario the guinea pig
Special thanks to @AngelaClaytonCostumery for instigating this tomfoolery.
"Tale of a Guinea Pig" performed by @tomcarradine.
"Written by Greatrex Newman and Melville Gideon, it was first performed in "The Co-Optimists" (a revue show) at the Palace Theatre in London. Running from 1921 to 1927, this long running revue show portrayed "an all-star 'pierrot' entertainment in the West-end". The "Tale of the a Guinea Pig" was first performed in the show in 1925 by Davy Burnaby, one of the founding members of the Co-Optimists concert party."
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Music:
(All music from epidemicsound.com unless otherwise specified.)
"A Fly in the Soup" - The Fly Guy Five
"Bubble Bee” - The Fly Guy Five
"Clumsy Chevalier” - The Fly Guy Five
“Decorate” - Zipped Lips
"Lost in Town” - The Fly Guy Five
“Jaws: Title Theme” - Jaws
“Tale of a Guinea Pig" - Tom Carradine
This video was shot over several days and in full compliance with Guinea Pig Labor Laws, consisting of 30-minute maximum work days with mandatory snack breaks every 10 minutes.
The Labor Department commends your adherence to the local labor laws especially pertaining to the Pig.
Please don't be tempted to overfed your hoglett. He's life will be unfortunately shortened by it. When staying with my sister in Scotland I would fed her guinea snacks when nobody was about. She caught me one day and scolded me telling me I was in effect shorting the little girls life, when she'd already outlived her 6 sisters. On inquiring about her royal Highness this summer when my sister visited me. She said her last guinea pig had sadly passed away months before. I forgot to ask her age but I do remember my niece getting them as a teenager and she is now 22yrs old. Best wishes from Claire.💝
Guinea Pig Labor Laws seem to be the rules my children follow. But that bee costume!
I used to look forward to Jenna Marbles doing her dog Halloween costume videos every year… now that she’s no longer on UA-cam, this fills an empty content space for me. Thank you!
I take it that you're not a 'cat-person'.
Bernadette saying “Nooo!” as his Lordship runs away is the quintessential betrayal every pet parent knows and dreads 🥲😂
"FREEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!" - his Lordship Cesario
The heart breaking moment when your dog leaves your bed for the window seat is always a moment of mourning.
You have the best username
I do think that most parents has had this experience. What ever form their kids are. :-)
This part is quite funny.
I still cannot get over the fact that there exists a song in this world about a guinea pig's tail xD
I cannot get over the fact that it took so long to learn that there exists a song about a Guinea pig’s tail. 🥰
Proof that there's still faith in the world
whats the song called i NEED to know
now get ready for guinea pig bridge
I’m in awe of a song about a Guinea pig!
The font in which Cesario speaks is absolutely perfect for him.
Also I LOST it when he so rejected the bee costume that he became one with Bernadette’s cardigan.
ME TOO!!!! the bit when he walked into her cardigan wa ssoooooooooo good
"Highly opinionated four-legged potato" I can't breathe.
I always thought my little dude looked more like an eggplant.
lol, I squealed so loud my cat came running. This video was adorable.
@@ZedralZ the two breeds of guinea pig: potato and eggplant.
Quite possibly the best description for a piggy I've heard yet.
Too accurate
I feel now all he needs is a proper tiny "historical accurate" handmade king costume for halloween next year
Or his looks from the portrait too xD
How could I have needed something so badly.....and not known until this moment.
Soooooo Cute. He looked like he was being eaten by the shark…..poor baby. Loved this so funny ❤️
Yes please
PLEEEAAASE!!!
"Why walk when you can strut that piggy butt?" being given in Bernadette's most well spoken way is the best thing to hit my ears all year. lmao
Bernadette desperately attempting to dissuade Cesario as he shuffles out of frame on the table has very Exhausted Mom TM energy
The best part is when Bernadette says "Stay" and his Lordship's captions say "nö", because I know that it's a Style Choice and other words also have an added ö but to me it just reads like a done-with-your-shit German 😂
I mean he´s royalty; they´re all secretly German ;D
Plus, in German, those two dots(umlauts) actually mean to add an -e afterwards. But to say it, you make your mouth smaller, which almost makes it sound more cutesy. Like the word "new" but sounding a bit more like no. Hopefully that makes sense.
TLDR: It makes the word sound cute but serious, perfect for his Lordship.
@@pamspray5254 I am German, I know how to pronounce "nö" 😅 (but, tbh, I never thought that ö sounds cuter than o 🤔🙈)
@@victoriahauck1877 nah it just sounds more casual I think. Saying 'nö' instead of 'nein' is basically like saying 'nah' instead of 'no'.
Thanks for attending my German lesson. 😇
@@menaceX666 thanks for giving me, a German, a German lesson 😂
THIS IS THE CONTENT I SUBSCRIBED FOR. I'm so glad you made this, and have blessed us with it, I was grinning the entire time while watching it!
This was the beat thing ever!! Thanks for sending costumes. That unicorn 🦄!! ❤️
Collaboration at its BEST!! Thank you so much for sending His Lordship such fine garments that we may all partake in such EXTRAORDINARY Content! ALL the STARS! (And Glittery Ruffles!)
Bless you
Now I have a mighty need for a video on your search history 😂😂😂
The best content EVER!! Love it. Thank you so much for sending the costumes. Just made my week! Of course the package has to be pink with unicorns.
Cesario needs his own deerstalker cap and Inverness coat. He would be the best looking Sherlock ever!
Yes! I could totally see Bernadette dressing him up in this, even if he doesn't like it. He would still look adorable in it, as always! I need this to happen. 🤣
Just make it thick enough to nap in
@@JessieCochran37 Okay but what if she did a whole video on tailoring His Lordship's own matching outfit to hers?
this is filling the jenna marbles ''my dogs try on halloween costumes'' shaped hole in my heart, thank you
Same!
Exactly same!
Bernadette Banner is fulfilling my Jenna Marbles comfort youtube needs ☺️
“What is essentially a highly opinionated potato” I CRIED
Cesario walking off screen every minute and bernadette giggling as she puts a witch hat on her Guinea pig is everything I ever needed in life
Completely and totally agree!
“His Lordship” has other ideas on costumes. Side note; snorting hot tea out my nose hurts! Bonus, my sinuses are clear!
🤣🤣🤣
Definitely needed a beverage alert.
"Bonus, my sinuses are clear!" sounds like the premise of an online health start-up company.
This whole video, his lordship feels like the “ *mother. mother I crave violence* ” meme 😂
I love how His Lordship speaks with umlauts.
Ist die Mehrzahl nicht Umlaute?
Bzw. Hier eher Umlauten aufgrund des Kasus
ÄäÖöÜü are umlaute
In blackletter no less. Piggers certainly is a true goth.
@@RamadaArtist There's no doubt
This was *chef's kiss* perfection. I am in awe that his lordship tolerated any of them for more than .10 seconds. The only "costume" I ever successfully got one of my pigs to cooperate with was placing my all chocolate girl on a piece of aluminum foil and a "pad" of model magic butter on her back. She was the cutest baked potato for about 30 seconds 😄
my two guinea pig allowed a wedding dress and another a tuxedo
Ive never tried putting clothes on my guinea pigs but now i feel like i should try
@@nrdkartoflen5836 u should its flipping cute
Speaking of a chefs kiss this is second funniest video to Rachel's one about Frodo lol💖
@@sarahcunha7607 i will
I appreciate Lord Cesario demanding that his subtitles were in a most proper calligraphic font, with umlaut embellishments aplenty. One must uphold standards!
I think this might just be the best "try on haul" currently on youtube. I'm also amazed with Cesario's patience.
If this becomes your most watched video, it's because life is hard sometimes and this is clearly 8 minutes of happiness
And his lordship deserves the views 👑
@@samanthab3292 organic celery sticks and cherry tomatoes still cost his poor mother money. So at least by amusing us he can obtain Revenue to ensure a steady stream of snacks ;)
Bless Angela's extra ruffled glitter heart. This was content I didnt knownI needed. I almost flailed from the cuteness of the pumpkin pig and the bumble pig. Oh the giggles💙
I wholeheartedly agree with and second this comment.
The bumble pig look was my favorite, with pumpkin pig coming in a close second.
I want to know if the tissue paper was later used as bedding.
Ok - now I need a guinea pig so I can dress him up! 😂
I vote for the unicorn pig…
"the sound of the damned souls coming out of hades"
i love this
“Chonk Boi (tm)” the sequel to “damned souls”
Hearing you say "my dude" when talking to Lord Cesario gives me strength.
The "farewell peasants" killed me. I can't breathe. The shark costume with the appropriate music. Your hilarious comments said very seriously. And above all the cuteness of Lord Fluffy No-Tail Potato. Thank you Bernadette and Your Lordship for blessing us with this video.
I was in tears I was laughing so hard! The “closed captions” put me right over the edge.
amen, yes yes yes
His Fine Lordship is a fantastic model. Shall we be finding him onstage at fashion week when fashion resumes live shows?
Also, the anachronism of youtube's favorite Edwardian alchemist saying "my dude" is 10/10.
Or using "yeet" for that matter as well.
I honestly had to watch that bit again just to make sure I heard her right
@Devorah B R I've got to give it to the lobster. That one deserved at least 5/10 or 6/10 for plushness alone.
His Lordship's propensity for removing his ensembles may not be appropriate for the runway - or could make him a supermodel overnight!
And yes, I love when Miss Banner slips in some modern slang, proving she is, indeed, a most accomplished Time Lady, adept at adapting to her environment and all that wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff. "Yeets" indeed.
This is absolutely adorable. As the owner of two rather substantial boars myself, I appreciate knowing that there is a high chance 1. nothing will fit their girth and 2. they wouldn't stay in them anyway. Please provide his lordship with extra carrots for this information.
An important Existential question that must be considered:
How would a pig wear a helmet?
A delightful interruption to regular programming. And so delightful to see your enjoyment enjoined with Angela's wicked humour. Thanks Bernadette!
The Academy would like to recognize the extraordinary acting talents of His Lordship Cesario in the creation of this video, and provide a year's supply of freshest lettuces as compensation for His efforts!
"Fashun music"
"Barely audible giggles of exasperation"
The astounding cuteness of his Lordship had me wiggling about in glee, but the captions added on to that nearly had me crying from laughing!
I’m a pigmom too!!! The “hehehe” at 2:12 is a sound I also make whenever my pigs are particularly cute.
AHAHA I was coming down to see if anyone commented on it! I loved it! It was so cute.
Bernadette, this is the most chaotic and wonderful thing you have ever created and you should be supremely proud.
this has the exact same vibes as every historically inaccurate scene of a lady getting laced up in a tight corset, except infinitely cuter and with less (staged) suffering. tell me 4:40 isn't the very image of a spirited young lady getting her waist snatched by an avocado corset.
🤣🤣🤣
“How do we even begin to contextualize this situation? I don’t think we do.”
Words to live by, by Bernadette Banner
The whole "Stay, stay, staaay" while trying to get them a snack is so relatable.
I was in tears laughing so hard. Cesario is so cute and smart. He figured out how to undress himself. Sadly, the costumes did not fit his glorious and rotund midriff. LMAO
“How would a guinea pig wear a helmet?” is definitely THE best meme i’ve seen you quote. Your jokes are always humorous but that’s the best meme
When my Significant Other brought home a furry potaet, I was all, What is this thing that looks like a tuber and sounds like a balloon?
Turns out, Darby and I became fast friends quickly. Surprising amount of personality on these critters.
See also: rodents and other smol floofs in general.
@@gracecarpinter8623 I love wee smol fluufs so much
"The pumpkin is a lie."
I had to pause and have a good long laugh. Amazing.
The little details in the captions like the music "reaching out from Hades" and Chonk Boy(TM) are sending me. This is brilliant and just what I needed
“The pumpkin’s a lie” 😂
His lordship can’t figure out if he can eat the costumes or nap on them. Yes “On” not “In”. Never in. Cesario isn’t having any of that. He is, however devastatingly adorable as always and sporting enough to allow himself to be dressed (if only to see how fast he can rid himself of such accoutrements).
My daughter used to have guinea pigs. They’ve all passed on now but one thing I know from the experience is “Highly opinionated four-legged potato” is the most accurate description of anything, ever! Happy Halloween Cesario! As it seems you will not be doing any tricks for the holiday, I do hope you will at least be handing out treats. Or having them.
"Highly opinionated four legged potato" is now my favorite descriptor of anything ever described in any language ever. Thank you Bernadette.
This was so adorable. All the costumes are cute, but I think the bee is the cutest. Both bees and guinea pigs being roundish and plump make them compatible. He looked like a really big, adorable bee!
The song about His Lordship's tailessness... that broke me, I was laughing so much
These were exactly the eight minutes of piggy content that I needed after weaving in literally one-hundred ends into a tiny jumper!
to answer the helmet question : definitely the full body option. why ? just look at armadillos ! ready made helmet pigs !
Seriously, I was feeling down, but this made everything seem brighter. It’s the best thing I’ve seen all week!
Omygaawd The music every time he reviews the outfits on a "catwalk" 😭❤🤣 or should I say, quinea pig walk? I love this channel and everything vintage so much!
His lordship just has this beautiful expression of “head empty no thoughts” that I adore
I was having the roughest of weeks and this video was just what I needed to cheer me up. Petition to see his Lordship strut his stuff down the Paris Fashion Week catwalk, now!
I’m in tears! That’s not hyperbole, I was laughing so hard I cried all the way through. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Angela, well done! Bravo! Cesario, you are the cutest, spoiled little piggy on UA-cam and I love that your mom indulges us with shenanigans from time time. (Those “closed captions” sent me right over the edge. 😂)
My bunnies would refuse to speak to me for a whole month if I even attempted to put either of them in a costume, so I'll live my tiny pet costume fantasies vicariously through you and your adorable sir piglet! :D
I'm glad you gave him adequate breaks because he's definitely always two steps removed from a labour revolt. I love this content ♡
"The Guinea Pigs together shall never be defeated!" Pig Solidarity Forever!
When his Lordship acquires a pig-sized mannequin, he may appreciate the occasional bespoke practical garment. He might enjoy a waistcoat should he receive an invitation to Toad Hall.
Really sweet video. Thanks for making the time and thanks to Angela Clayton for the super cute costumes!
The mannequin is essential, as his tolerance for ill-fitting costume is clearly minimal.
I love how he doesn’t wanna have his head covered by a costume, but is more than willing to have his head covered by your cardigan 😅💕
I have watched much of your content over the years, and while this is a deviation from the norm…I ENJOYED EVERY MOMENT OF THIS. We are blessed by His Lordship’s presence!! (The CUTEST highly opinionated potato)
The fact that Queen Angela Clayton herself sent her these, wrapped in pink and unicorn stickers made my heart warm and fuzzy
I have never seen a guinea pig give such withering side eyes in my life
Honestly the only costumes my Guinea pigs have been cool with are ones from an etsy shop called LoremsQuarters. But that might be because they are just skirts. They wrap around the middle and that’s it. Simplicity seems to work best.
I absolutely adore this video - the cuteness overload of his lordships rejections was phenomenal! 🐝
this entire video is absolute GOLD. The giggles when she gave his Lordship the witch hat... I can't
Behold! A video I never knew was needed in my life. I do not know if I've laughed so hard and yet I am still in awe of his lordship's cuteness.
The biggest problem with watching this while still recovering from the after effects of a head cold is that so much laughing inevitably has me coughing.
My favorite bit about guinea pigs is they look mildly annoyed or inconvenienced when given props. All hail whistle pigs! The best high fashion models
gosh I had such a horrendous day with so much crying so after coming home late with puffy eyes, this was SO wonderful to be able to watch ❤️ I couldn't stop smiling the whole time :)
Almost 8 whole minutes of his Lordship? The gods have blessed us today
I vote for the creation of a calendar with photos of Lord Cesario strutting his stuff in featured costumes.
This is the cutest thing! Thank you, Cesario, for being a good sport, and Bernadette for sharing this with us
This video LITERALLY killed me it was so hilarious.
The “obviously” at the beginning is so me lol. I LOVE THIS SO MUCH 😂😂
Literally?
That scene of his lordship passing by the camera with just his shark fins showing made me laugh so hard. Great start to my Saturday
First off, let me say how glad I am that I didn't grab a cup of coffee at the start of this. 😅🤣😂 Mopping coffee off my computer for 7 minutes would be ridiculous.
My favorite was the shark. It looks a bit like he's being consumed (but like he's too fluffy to actually choke down), rather than being a shark. Totally adorable 😍💕
The shark costume looks like his lordship is being eaten.
As a New Guinea pig owner I’m so glad you did this so I no longer feel like I need to. Cesario was a perfect model.
Bernadette giggling with delight as she balances a doll hat on His Lordship's head, Angela proving to be the moste excellente human being I always expected her to be, and Lord Cesario being a Good Sport™ while simultaneously using yeetability as a ruberic for pig rating of these costumes, are all things I didn't know I needed, but which brightened my day significantly.
(And it was already a good day to begin with. So. Extra props.)
Delightful. Seriously I laughed til I cried. Lord Caesario gave a fine performance of keeping one's dignity while giving the masses maximum cute!
Thank you for making my Monday morning. This was absolutely amazing, and the mix of captions for his Lordship, and hearing Bernadette speak slang mixed in with what I always picture as a Victorian aristocrat's language just killed me.
I would ask if he has a nice sash to indicate his lordship, but I fear that would end up right next to the helmet problem as I don't see any definable shoulders for a sash to rest upon... 😂
pls tell me this was a firefly reference 😭
@@spookymu1der M:"That's the buffet table." K:"Well how can we be sure, unless we question it?"
I'm glad it wasn't too subtle...
@@matthodek so subtle i thought i was seeing things, but it seems i have permanent firefly brain lol. his lordship can have the sash, but i prefer something with a little slink 😉
The shark costume looks less like Ceasario is the shark and more like he's being eaten by one. He's also extra adorable showing off his ingenuity when ejecting himself from the avocado outfit.
Sir pig was absolutely hysterical and precious at the same time.
The captions on this channel are always tasteful and immaculate. On this video, however, the captions are *pristine* and I thank you for these Sunday morning chuckles.
His lordship is magnificent in everything. He is truly above us all
I think in Lord Cesario's case, a helmet should wear a pig. It's a big bed when put upside-down.
If I tried to put my Holland lop, Augustus, into anything like this, he would pick it up and toss it far from him, as he does with anything that displeases him. :')
And really, why would you want to cover up such a lovely coat? Lord Cesario knows he's amazing without decoration. You can't add to perfection.
My doe of unknown lineage, Charlotte, would either toss or brutally shred any such thing; and my fancy Tan boi Hal would...probably do something that would get him killed, or at least involve him lightly chomping on my fingers and fleeing. They agree that you can't beat the original coat!
Omg. Thank you both Angela and Bernadette for making me laugh so hard I’m crying. This is definitely the content I didn’t know I needed but most certainly did.
thinking of Lord Cesario on this lovely fall day
Please Bernadette, don't be discouraged if this is one of the most watched videos of your channel: its cuteness is unmatched!
OMG I can't. I'm sobbing. This is the kind of costuming content I need in my life. 😭
This reminds me of my Guinea pig. He died at the start of last year. His name was newrhino. He live lived a year longer than he was supposed to (he died of old age). ❤️R.I.P Rhino❤️
Bolt vibes...
@@user-fm4ip7lo8u he looked like the Guinea pig from bolt lol
I bet he was adorable.
@@user-fm4ip7lo8u i was the man of the house. Very adorable
The only thing missing from his lordships collection was a crown befitting his title maybe one can be fashioned loved seeing his catwalk strut with or without clothing
This is everything one could want! And His Lordship speaks! (in gothic font no less!) All hail the mighty Lord Cesario!
The pumpkin costume sure looks tasty. How mean that polyester actually isn't very delicious.
Absolutely appreciate your use of ö by the way. 😏
Höhöhöhö
The wörld generally needs möre ö. Förtunately I'm blessed with a language and keyböard that enables that.
Hölökyn kölökyn my dudes
NÖ! proper use of German informal "nein" here. *chef’s kiss*
@@TheLatokuivaaja
Most of those “ö”s sound really weird. The one in “wörld” is good, though.
@@ragnkja lol I literally did not think about how it sounds because how English sounds is so all over the place anyway. If juu want tu talk abaut English saunding laik samthing, tu mii it saunds laik this
This is the cutest thing I’ve watched in ages. I’d quietly been making my way through your vids and came across this gem. To my surprise and delight you love piggies too (I have four)! I laughed and giggled through Cesario’s opinions. Thanks for sharing.
1) I SERIOUSLY needed this content!! 2) I didn’t know I wanted a guinea pig this bad until now… BUT my six cats will definitely disapprove of another fluff bean taking up my attention!
Awww this is the most adorable thing I've seen in a long time! I really needed a little furry pick-me-up like this today!
Though furthermore I'd like to inform everyone that the "nö" that appears at 01:45 is actually a german slang word to say "no", so whether Bernadette was aware of it or not, Cesario was, in fact, talking german. Such a cute, clever pig!
I was so happy when I read that :D
How do you comment on an adorable, fluffy potato, in adorable fluffy costumes? I have no words… 🤣❤️
I love your plump little guinea pig. Thanks for the funny comments and the chuckle.
Can his Lordship please have his own channel? We need more of him! 💜
I roared laughing! Thank you Angela Clayton, and to our boy Cesario for continuing to serve 🔥 lewks 🔥 throughout.
Please, would you let us know how was Ceasario’s flight over? Could he travel in the cabin with you? Quarantine? Having been mother to pigs over 50 years, I will need to have this answered if I desire a full night’s sleep in future. XOXO lil’piggy♥️
@@janemarriott3389 she addresses all that here m.ua-cam.com/video/5LV3d9c675s/v-deo.html
I have never clicked a patreon post so fast. 10/10
Oh my. Oh my. Oh my! One of those "rolling on the floor, laughing my head off" videos! I can barely type because my eyes are full of laughing tears! This is the video the world doesn't even know that it needs. Thank you!
Thank you Cesario and Bernadette for this cuteness overload, which I enjoyed greatly xx
There are no words. Just joyous! I love how the little Lord maintained dignity, cuteness overload and an undeniable affinity for the catwalk...all at the same time. Not easy to do - but he nailed it. ((((( 💞💓💖 Cesario 💖💓💞 )))))