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=IT'S A REMAKE,IT LACKS A PLOT,JUST AN ACTION WITH NO EXPLAINING WHAT THE HELL GOING ON ........WHY IT WAS JUST SO DIFFICULT TO REPEAT SUCH A SHORT SPEECH???IT WAS MAKING IMPORTANCE ABOUT NECESSARY EVIL,WHEN IN REMAKE THIS ONE IS JUST MONSTER ON RAMPAGE
=IT'S A REMAKE,IT LACKS A PLOT,JUST AN ACTION WITH NO EXPLAINING WHAT THE HELL GOING ON ........WHY IT WAS JUST SO DIFFICULT TO REPEAT SUCH A SHORT SPEECH???IT WAS MAKING IMPORTANCE ABOUT NECESSARY EVIL,WHEN IN REMAKE THIS ONE IS JUST MONSTER ON RAMPAGE
@@robotnikkkk001 it has a really good plot in my eyes, in the remake it's hinted that, for the creation of pinoccio a sort of sacrifice had to be made to the fairy. That is why some random guy appears yelling "WHERE IS MY SON" or something along those lines
@@TheOneTycoo true, but each lie is supposed to increase growth. Maybe the lie is that it needs to be "his" soul. Perhaps he just needs a soul in general
“Do I look like a real boy, Papa?” Is the one line that keeps me coming back to watch this video over and over. It is perfectly executed. Just like Geppetto.
L + bozo town + yb better + touch grass + adopted + who asked? + do you know da way + ugly + discord + genetic L + should've pulled out + fuck you and your opinion
Perhaps we can say that he thought consuming his soul was the truth. Not that it was a lie either since it is a baseless claim that neither party could prove to be false until the deed was done.
I just realized... His nose got longer because he actually can wait longer. In fact, he doesn't need to become a real boy at all... Meaning that even Pinocchio knows his actions are completely unnecessary... And that he is consuming a human being just because he wants to.
Don't see the need for Geppetto to be urgent. For someone who cannot wait any longer to become flesh and bone, Pinocchio sure takes his sweet fucking time eating him.
Pinocchio is actually pretty nice here. He explained why he needed to eat him and gave him some time to say his monologue before eating him. He even waited until after the video was over so no one else would have to witness it.
"The local elementary school dissapeared 3 weeks ago briefly before reappearing the students and staff have reported that when they are alone in some of the less used hallways they hear whispering this whispering is mostly incoherent but some have reported hearing "Become one with me" and "I must consume" and to further this fire many class pets have gone missing recently along with many of the meat products in the freezer so far the school board hasn't released a statement there are many theories but none have been confirmed or denied one things for sure something is up Doug Allen signing off."
Notice how Pinocchio's nose grew when he said he couldn't wait any longer, indicating a lie, but it didn't when he said he had to eat his father to become a real boy, indicating truth.
@@mr.tidepod9040 Pretty sure it doesn't stop getting longer after just one lie. And plus apparently in the og pinocchio book eating flesh would have allowed him to become a real boy (I heard this from the comments so I don't know that actual plot of og pinocchio so I don't know if he ended up eating anyone).
The thing that amazes me is that he isn't screaming hell. He's just saying "Oh god where is a box of matches when I need it?" Wow why is there a comment war over here
He can't scream he's too old. he's probably in his 50 or 60 and at that age you can't like scream too loud for help in danger like this. because you'll get like a heart attack or something
Jackson The plushie gamer wait I’m confused why would he WANT to wait longer?? Because his nose grew when he said I can not wait any longer which means he can???? 🤨
Everyone's talking about how his nose grown when he said he could wait, but we arent talking about his nose didnt grow when he said he required his soul to become real
@@riddlerthediddler4392 "wasn´t very concerned" what!? His dad begged for his life like for real, how can you say he wasn´r concerned for his own life LMAO.
No lie, that shit sounds fuckin awesome. A lovecraftian entity that is either just a star or a nebulous mass of stars (apart from Azathoth) in the outer voids of the multiverse that basically fogs about as if with no purpose or reason.
@@Anti-Furry_Anti-LGBTQ That's not for you to decide. What a human value vary from person to person. What I feel have value will never be the same as you. Some see gold where others see garbage. Have fun with your nihilism.
@@carloscristero don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + L + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + dilate + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ratio + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled
@@vxqce2098 not a gacha, it's just stolen fanart of Kanna Kamui... But now that I think about it a gacha would be a better option since then I wouldn't have something stolen, idk too lazy to change it for now
Remember, if Disney claims this video, it's canon.
Edit: Thanks for 12K likes! You're all sweethearts!
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@@dinogt8477 lol
Disney didn't make pinocchio
@@maturin7089 they have rights over their version of the story and over the character models in their animations
that made me smile. jesus wept, I was not expecting that
Giuseppe doesn’t even sound too afraid, he sounds more like he’s being mildly inconvenienced
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@@iamsohot.4981 wtf why'd you send asmr in a meat canyon vid
Penochio’s demonism is no match for a being as powerful as *papa.*
Does that mean this has probably happened before?
Who is Giuseppe? Pinocchio's Italian Uncle?
I love how Gepetto just sounds inconvenienced instead of terrified by the fact that he’s about to be devoured.
no u dont
@@originalni_popisovacyes he does
Yeah, me too 😂😂😂😂 I think that's the joke
Y'all racist. Reported.
SPIDER MONKEY
Came back to this legend after the remake
bro is that axel from Minecraft: Story Mode!
Same 😂
Same bro
Bro same
Which one though lmao
He lied about not being able to wait, but he didn’t lie about needing to consume papa’s soul.
Lol
He really needed to become a real boy.
Maybe he didn't need to but he didn't know that?
@@ashtheangel2207 Spoken like a true devil spawn.
Lol I took away your 699 mwuhahahahhaha
I love how Pinocchio’s dad is just talking like he’s just accepted it
It was all part of the plan
Yes
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@@quelipereira531 u good?
Who’s here after his new Pinocchio video?
Here before this comment blows up
I Just Watched It Twice Love Both
Me
me
Me
I see we all came back to see part 1
Indeed
Yes
True
Of course
Of course
I like how he’s not screaming for help, his tone is like this is slightly surprising but not really
He's role playing his own suicide he built pinocchio to kill him I mean just look at him
Sounds like something from Rick and Morty
He knew it was coming eventually.
Some part of him knew what he was creating.
What's even funnier is that this comment has 666 likes...
Instead of bending his elbows he just retracts them into his body
You do what you can with low budget.
I say it just makes him more creepy.
Hahahaha
@@animefan2454 "Papa"
box of matches when I need it
This was more entertaining than the new live action on Disney+ I just watched
and less creepy than the new CGI Pinocchio
Truth.
New live action?
@@novacrimson7770 A live action came out last year. It’s on Disney+. It’s not very good.
Just saw the sequel. Impressive improvement!
=IT'S A REMAKE,IT LACKS A PLOT,JUST AN ACTION WITH NO EXPLAINING WHAT THE HELL GOING ON
........WHY IT WAS JUST SO DIFFICULT TO REPEAT SUCH A SHORT SPEECH???IT WAS MAKING IMPORTANCE ABOUT NECESSARY EVIL,WHEN IN REMAKE THIS ONE IS JUST MONSTER ON RAMPAGE
This one is entirely on Geppetto. If he didn't want to be eaten, he shouldn't have made a shark faced, towering golem with two rows of teeth.
Pretty sure the demon possessing him is responsible for those traits
@@kingkurok3149 The joke just flew pass you buddy
King Kurok woosh
Holy crap..ive never seen a joke get missed harder then this
How is this a joke? It's true.
When he whispered “dO I lOoK lIkE a ReAl bOy, pApa?” It sent me for some reason
Yea I found that hella funny for some reason. I guess I wasn’t expecting him to sound like that.
I can’t stop replaying that lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Новата карта е тъпо искате
Its scary lol
i think it was because his disgusting figure wasnt shown until he said that
I love the reference in the newest one. Literally the first lines either pinnochio say are “do I look like a real boy papa?”
Clyde deathx
More relevant than ever in 2022 with all the Pinocchios we've had
he just posted a remake of this 2 days ago btw
Exists 13 seconds*
"I cannot wait any longer papa"
That's why his nose grew.
Hahahahaha
*LIAR*
777 likes...
He sounds like markaplier
I like how his elbows aren’t even bending they’re just retracting into his body.
*RETRACT DONG*
🤣
Good I’m not the only one that saw that 😂
I read eyebrows and was so confused, kept checking and couldn’t find it
They are symbols, fastest way to animate in flash
This was the first actually funny meat canyon vid I’ve seen😂
who here after the sequel?
Me
=IT'S A REMAKE,IT LACKS A PLOT,JUST AN ACTION WITH NO EXPLAINING WHAT THE HELL GOING ON
........WHY IT WAS JUST SO DIFFICULT TO REPEAT SUCH A SHORT SPEECH???IT WAS MAKING IMPORTANCE ABOUT NECESSARY EVIL,WHEN IN REMAKE THIS ONE IS JUST MONSTER ON RAMPAGE
@@robotnikkkk001 it has a really good plot in my eyes, in the remake it's hinted that, for the creation of pinoccio a sort of sacrifice had to be made to the fairy. That is why some random guy appears yelling "WHERE IS MY SON" or something along those lines
I like how he lied about not being able to wait, which means he just wanted to eat him
That's why it's comedy gold
But did not lie about needing to consume him and his soul to do so
He can wait, he just didn't want to: that's demons for you, they're spoiled.
Robert Quibell I mean his nose was still extended when he said he needed to eat him lol
@@TheOneTycoo true, but each lie is supposed to increase growth. Maybe the lie is that it needs to be "his" soul. Perhaps he just needs a soul in general
Pinocchio's mouth seems rather prepared for a Big Mac
He wanted that double wide surprise
*BIG MAC*
Nah no cap😭😭
And the price is only 25 cents.
Cmon take a couple dripppspspsppsss
Pov: it's 2022 and you just saw the updated version lmao
watching this after the NEWEST one. Damn the progression on the dark factor and quality. Been watching since this really maybe earlier.
Also the Pinocchio remake on Disney+ and the Guillermo del Toro version on Netflix are Bad
The quiet delivery of Pinocchio's lines is why MeatCanyon is a top tier VA.
Family guy is whack
Same voice as edd
VA?
@@labonishamima4948 voice actor
Hi I love your new channel inkamation.
I think that's you seemed like it anyway.
“Do I look like a real boy, Papa?” Is the one line that keeps me coming back to watch this video over and over. It is perfectly executed. Just like Geppetto.
RIGHT, throughout my day i find myself whispering “ Do i look like a real boy, Papa?” is something wrong with me? /:
Flesh and bone is what really keeps bouncing around in my head
Kakaa nah, it’s ok. The voices in my head don’t mind it when I perform.
the rip wabbit season is better audio than this video
Hold up
I love how Pinocchio doesn't even bend his arms to move his father closer to his mouth, his arms just slowly reel in lmfao 😂💀
"Do I LoOk LiKe A ReAl BoY PapA!?
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@@Anti-Furry_Anti-LGBTQ crap bait bro
@@tylerdoss7644 like the crap you said out of your mouth
@XboxHydrangea Oof that was a zinger, wasn't it?
Pinocchio: "You look like a double-wide surprise Papa.."
how long before Pinocchio is canonically a soul-eating demon
@@rotisseriepossum That's up to Disney.
...god damn....
Im fucking dead
Oh god.
"I must become flesh and bone"
*Opens mouth; shows teeth and gums*
Hmmmmm
Hmmmmmmm
Also shown to have a tongue
HMMMMMMMMM
@Griff Benoit yeah he meant that he already has flesh and bones ,he wasn't retelling what's in the video
"I cannot wait any longer" *nose grows* "I must consume your soul. To become a real boy." *nose doesn't grow*
So that worked.
"I cannot wait any longer, papa."
*Nose extends*
His nose grows when he says he cannot wait any longer. But it doesn't grow when he says he needs to consume his soul to become flesh and bone.
🤭
🤭
Oh Boi
Perhaps we can say that he thought consuming his soul was the truth. Not that it was a lie either since it is a baseless claim that neither party could prove to be false until the deed was done.
@@mas8705 it’s what Pinocchio believes to be true not necessarily what is true
I kind of want 5 more minutes of Gepeto pleading for his life.
💀💀💀 same
Don’t we all.
That's sick. I'm in!
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I red gepeto and was wondering who is that then I realized it's the guy who got eaten
Infinitely better than the 2022 live-action adaptation
Bro just spoiled lies of P Lore
“ᴮᵘᵗ ᴵ ᶜᵃⁿⁿᵒᵗ ʷᵃᶦᵗ ᵃⁿʸ ˡᵒⁿᵍᵉʳ ᵖᵃᵖᵃ, ᴵ ᵐᵘˢᵗ ᵇᵉᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᶠˡᵉˢʰ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵇᵒⁿᵉ”
How do you do that with your font?
Dear God Pinocchio what are you doing!
I cant. ......read
....tell us your damn secrets regarding this font!
@@austinblack1490 I must Consume your soul... to become... a real Boy...
I like how all the disturbing characters have the most relaxing voices
its like they do that every day and dont care about it
25 cents
First Pinocchio, then Eddy, and now we’ve got Courage. Canyon sure likes to turn on the Kylo Ren influence, apparently.....
@@Friedtwizzler You can now add Papa John's orgasmic voice to it.
The crappy mic kind of ruins the voices but the acting is great
Who else just watched the new version and saw this
Me
You know why I came back here
I just realized... His nose got longer because he actually can wait longer. In fact, he doesn't need to become a real boy at all... Meaning that even Pinocchio knows his actions are completely unnecessary... And that he is consuming a human being just because he wants to.
No his nose did not grow when he said he needed to consume a soul to become a real boy.
Ashmole Productions no he lied when he says he can’t wait any longer.
@@Joru0906 Yes he lied about being able to wait longer but not about needing to consume a human soul.
@@ashmoleproductions5407 Nobody said it grew in that part
@@AngryEgg6942 Read OPs comment he says he just wanted to consume flesh.
The voice acting deserves more praise, it's underrated af
Do I look like a real boy papa
@@haz3_blaz344 yes you do Pinocchio, yes you do 😶
that's Meatcanyon for ya
I found you
@@SM-qv2om just face it he is everywhere, stop acting surprised
Man I like part 2 just dialed up to 100
You mean the remake
Live action Pinocchio movie:
meatcanyon predicted the movie
will be horrible boy was he right
on the money.
For someone who's about to die, he's still somewhat surprisingly calm
Don't see the need for Geppetto to be urgent. For someone who cannot wait any longer to become flesh and bone, Pinocchio sure takes his sweet fucking time eating him.
@@olliegoria his nose grew when he said he couldn't wait any longer, so that was a lie.
Plot twist: he made it like this and secretly wanted to be eaten by it
Its not just death. His soul will be consumed by a demon in living puppet xD
Because he is expecting Jesus to save him... no such luck.
A classic that will be remembered fondly for many years to come. Truly a masterpiece of the Great Meatcanyon.
The Retelling The Just Came Out Is Incredible
I got a Disney + ad while watching this.
PERFECTION.
Same
Same
**ad**
You better buy it before Pinocchio comes to get your soul
His doesn't sound scared
He's just like: Well this sucks
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Yes this is true
He*
@@rickparsent9632 WTH dude!?
@@Roxsleyimpfromhell is it a rickrokll?
i love how you remade this
Man, what a funny little short. I sure hope it doesn’t get remade into a 3D horror masterpiece
Pinocchio is actually pretty nice here. He explained why he needed to eat him and gave him some time to say his monologue before eating him. He even waited until after the video was over so no one else would have to witness it.
That's pretty polite of him other than him lying about not waiting to eat him
Except he was lying about the need to eat him because his nose got longer as he did.
It's not nice.......it's simply villainy 101.....everybody knows that.
@@plotarmor8017 I think he was right about his reasoning, just not that he COULDN'T wait any longer. He was simply impatient
Everyone knows the villain explains their evil plan first
"I must become flesh"
Shows big mouth with real flesh
A Foolish Miscalculation! That is just paint! He colored the inside of his mouth pink so he would look more like a real boi!
@Aonghas Reid
No it's because he "couldn't wait any longer" 😭😭🤣
Maybe he already consumed some other people?
@@alargeredlizard3003 Do u watch MandJTV?
@@pixelreaper7953 yes
Just like Disney he remade it ❤ never change papa meat
So I guess Disney borrowed the 2022 blue fairy from this universe.
🤣dark magic
For some reason, this looks like it captures the soul of what the original book was trying to convey.
Yeah they even did the creepy uncanny Pinocchio right.
Xenoblade!!!!!
Exactly.
The original message was that wooden people try to eat skin people.
the big cheese Actually, it’s that children are hell-spawns.
"You are what you eat," said the Blue Fairy, unwisely.
Pinocchio turned sly eyes towards the elementary school.
What do you mea-
Hey kids, i know a place where candies grow on trees. I can lead you there if you follow me, lied Pinocchio immediatly.
*Man behind the slaughter plays ominously in the background*
"The local elementary school dissapeared 3 weeks ago briefly before reappearing the students and staff have reported that when they are alone in some of the less used hallways they hear whispering this whispering is mostly incoherent but some have reported hearing "Become one with me" and "I must consume" and to further this fire many class pets have gone missing recently along with many of the meat products in the freezer so far the school board hasn't released a statement there are many theories but none have been confirmed or denied one things for sure something is up Doug Allen signing off."
No no no no no no no no please god no
"Set this demon ablaze" is the best line ever
Lies of P in creation right here
Ironically, this is closer to the actual Penochio's personality than portrayed in Disney!
Ikr
What does it have of ironical?
@@nicolasramirez5789 Because it's design is based on the Disney version.
@@Nyrufa oh, thanks, I didn't notice
Yeahhh, Disney’s Pinocchio and Beek’s Noddy both inspired Tezuka’s Astro Boy.
Notice how Pinocchio's nose grew when he said he couldn't wait any longer, indicating a lie, but it didn't when he said he had to eat his father to become a real boy, indicating truth.
Or maybe cause his nose was already long.
@@mr.tidepod9040
Pretty sure it doesn't stop getting longer after just one lie. And plus apparently in the og pinocchio book eating flesh would have allowed him to become a real boy (I heard this from the comments so I don't know that actual plot of og pinocchio so I don't know if he ended up eating anyone).
Not necessarily! If his nose doesn't grow. It could mean it is the truth or what he believes it is the truth. You get me?
@@cormacb2326 Pretty sure if thats the case then the OG Pinnocchio was too kind to eat human.
It got longer you just coukdnt see it bc his nose was away frome the screen but you could hear it growing
Crazy how meatcanyon predicted the 2022 remake
meatcanyon is like the Simpsons.
he knows what's gonna happen.
he's Nostradamus confirmed.
This new Lies of P game looks fantastic
"do I look like a real boy papa"
You will one day, my little wooden boy..one day..
I can not wait any longer papa
"I must become flesh...and bone.."
Dear *God* Pinocchio what are you doing
"I must consume your soul....to become...a real boy!"
*proceed to open the can of extra large nightmare fuel*
When he asks “Do I look like a real boy papa?”
That sounded so satisfying
Maybe because it was perfectly in sync
That one line has been stuck in my head for days. It’s catchy as hell
Kinky...
Well hey... After this demon Pinocchio consumes Gipetto's soul, he definitely has a promising career in ASMR...
The voice acting is pretty spectacular
I love how his nose grows when he says he can't wait
He doesn't want to be a real boy by eating geppeto...
He wants to destroy things like a real man
Me and my friends always talk about what you upload. It’s so weird and haunting. i love it.
ᴰᵒ ᴵ ˡᵒᵒᵏ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵃ ʳᵉᵃˡ ᵇᵒʸ ᵖᵃᵖᵃˀ
You will one day my little wooden boy. One day.
But I cannot wait any longer papa I must become flesh, and bone.
Dear God, Pinocchio what are you doing!?
I must consume your soul to become, a REAL boy.
Dear God, where's that fairy!?
“Do i look like a real boy papa?”
Geppetto : YES
The End.
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the crisp in the voice when he said that is so mmmmmmm
@@iamsohot.4981 we aren't going onto the fact you want ppl to see burger ASMR?
The Good Ending
I really want that as a ring tone or alarm 😭😭😭😭
Who's here after the new video?
Me
Back here after the recent 3D upload, eh?
Welcome back. ❤️
The thing that amazes me is that he isn't screaming hell. He's just saying "Oh god where is a box of matches when I need it?"
Wow why is there a comment war over here
He can't scream he's too old. he's probably in his 50 or 60 and at that age you can't like scream too loud for help in danger like this. because you'll get like a heart attack or something
@@minecraftrage5271 What? Stop talking out your ass.
@@jordantyo7839 what??? What are you talking about?????🤔🤔🤔😕🤔😕😕😕🤔🙂😕🤣🌯🌮🌯🌯r u on drugs???
@@minecraftrage5271 bruh what😂
@@confusedkys6090yeah?!
“I must consume your soul, to become a real boy”
His nose doesn’t grow.
Oh boy...
Is it a lie if he truly believes it, even if it's wrong?
Blight Caster Tf2 Medic I think it would be worse, if he was lying about it.
Yhea but he lied about not being able to wait, that the worst
Which he is about to become
So he needs to consume his sole but he could wait
This is just like the new reboot
Bro was chill as hell just as he was about to be consumed by a demon thingamajig
"I can not wait any longer papa..."
*Phinoccio's nose grows*
Me: hold up
*nose grows*
Me: What the-
Jackson The plushie gamer wait I’m confused why would he WANT to wait longer?? Because his nose grew when he said I can not wait any longer which means he can???? 🤨
Big Papa it means he just wanted to eat him
He got a nose Boner-
He can WAIT, but he dont WANT...
Fairy: where is Gepeto?
Pinocchio: he's witnessing perfection
Charlie Premo studios only 25 cents
25 cents to see god
Nice.
Just. Behind. That. Door
Oh my god I actually fucking died reading this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You animate so good good job.
😁👍
Everyone's talking about how his nose grown when he said he could wait, but we arent talking about his nose didnt grow when he said he required his soul to become real
Oh fuck
😦😦
If he really BELIEVES that eating his dad will make him turn into a human then he is not lying but that does not mean that it will actually happen.
@@warbeatler618 His dad sounded like ge wasnt ver concerned about beong eaten so he probably knew it was true
@@riddlerthediddler4392 "wasn´t very concerned" what!? His dad begged for his life like for real, how can you say he wasn´r concerned for his own life LMAO.
“I must consume your soul to become a real boy.” Notice how his nose doesn’t stretch out?
yall really trying to deep dive a 47 sec joint from Meat Canyon lol
@Asura Code *looks around
No.. this isn't that serious 😂
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@@Kingkillacruz not really diving in the video shows it
Really? Woow
The craziest thing is the new video confirmed Geppetto somehow survived this.
It looks scarier than the Donkey scene from the Disney's remake !
Good classic here
Only 8 likes wow
@@Minleytrash only 82 likes WOW
Ye
@@Minleytrash ONLY 265 LIKES WOW
closer to original story.
“dO I LoOK lIkE a ReAl bOY pAPa?”
No lmao
His voice is so crisp
Ikr
You will one day my little wooden boy...one day
He sounds like Infinite Swoosh
Aged like fine wine
Who came back here after MeatCanyon's new video?
When you wish upon a star and the "star" is actually just another Lovecraftian eldritch god from the void.
Yhaa, exact same thought when I first saw this
Ugh, tell me about it. I wish be human and what do I get? Some crazy ass knight who shoves his head up my ass and wears me like a hat.
Thats exactly what I wanted to say
No lie, that shit sounds fuckin awesome. A lovecraftian entity that is either just a star or a nebulous mass of stars (apart from Azathoth) in the outer voids of the multiverse that basically fogs about as if with no purpose or reason.
Ahah I know what you mean puny shuggoth
"Wheres a box of matches when you need it?!"
I died🤣
Set this demon ablaze!
me2 :))))
So did *Geppetto.*
Same😂
“Father, when can I leave to be on my own?”
Better remake of Pinocchio than Disney's.
"I can not wait any longer papa"
*nose grows*
So... he can wait longer
Yes. He just wants to devour him, regardless.
Member of the Cenation
Look at his mouth, he’s already flesh and bone. He’s just eating his ‘poppa’ for the hell of it.
I was laughing so long xd
That what I thought too...
@@Grotto76 was gona say it
Pinocchio then went on to consume the great whale, his hunger for flesh never ceasing.
Oh man he's basically The Clay Boy.
Ever hungry.
Ever growing.
@@leyrua nah this is just a vore scenario
This aged quite nicely with Lies of P out
Disney should take inspiration from this masterpiece.
"Wheres the box of matches when I need it"
Greatest line ever
🐮🔪
When I read this that same sentence played as I read it 🤣😂🤣🤣😂
Set this demon ablaze please God
@MadForDubstep 🐮 🔪
No set this demon ablaze is
Damn that mouth looks like it’s ready for that double wide surprise.
Got a tight little man pussie on yah dont ya
This little rabbit is going down the ol bunny trail
FurRealAnimates _ I read that in his voice lmao
due
Wabbit season
The live-action remake in a nutshell...
After seeing the new fairy, this make sense.
There is no money, no drip or rizz, no house, no life, no anything in your life that worth anything
@@Anti-Furry_Anti-LGBTQ That's not for you to decide. What a human value vary from person to person. What I feel have value will never be the same as you. Some see gold where others see garbage. Have fun with your nihilism.
@@carloscristero don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + L + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + dilate + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ratio + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled
@@Anti-Furry_Anti-LGBTQ LOL
@@Anti-Furry_Anti-LGBTQ nazi supporter + shit humor+ you probably like toilet humor jokes
The guy who voices pinocchio has the most relaxing tone i have ever heard😌.
Thats the artist himself, MeatCanyon, in all his mullet glory
@@salvadorcardenas9317 I would pay a dollar if he speaked in that tone for half an hour in a twitch stream.
One of the things on my bucket list is for him to tell me a bedtime story in that voice
So true
sounds a lot like ProzD
"but I cannot wait any longer papa" = Lie
"I must consume your soul, to become a real boy" = Truth
This subtle, but extremely terrifying
Git outta here gacha
@@vxqce2098 that's not a gacha pfp, and even if it was just s t o p _p l e a s e_
Madison Mendez no that’s gacha
@@vxqce2098 not a gacha, it's just stolen fanart of Kanna Kamui...
But now that I think about it a gacha would be a better option since then I wouldn't have something stolen, idk too lazy to change it for now
Not necessarily. The nose isn't an all knowing force, it just grows when he lies. Consuming his soul might not work.