Step Back or I'll Spray You

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  • Опубліковано 7 тра 2023
  • IKEA Distribution Centre in Doncaster was almost a PASS for PINAC untill slick back 200 and The Prisoner from Cell Block H got involved.
    The Farb gel almost got its first deployment.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 334

  • @adamcollumbine
    @adamcollumbine Рік тому +16

    Hows is this auditing?

    • @MartiBlagborough
      @MartiBlagborough  Рік тому +1

      Ohh do you do it better? Let's see your videos?

    • @kamirupl
      @kamirupl 4 місяці тому

      It's not, those mo**ns are just troublemakers looking for attention.

  • @nobodyanderson4353
    @nobodyanderson4353 Рік тому +56

    Didn't look good lads. Trying to wind the old dude up. Hes a working man, stick to the police.
    We don't know whats going on in peoples lives. Spread the love.

    • @EvenBigger-Brother
      @EvenBigger-Brother Рік тому +3

      You can clearly see the plonker was not working at all but standing around making a prat of himself .

    • @kevinkascolinkeithtimghera4305
      @kevinkascolinkeithtimghera4305 Рік тому +2

      Sounded like cops, to me. What spray ??

    • @EvenBigger-Brother
      @EvenBigger-Brother Рік тому +2

      @@kevinkascolinkeithtimghera4305 Farbgel a UK legal self defence spray ,a non irritant that dyes your face bright red for a few days that you cant wash off .

    • @tommyhatcher6924
      @tommyhatcher6924 Рік тому +1

      @@EvenBigger-Brother piss off you narcissistic tool. Only see and hear what you want to make yourself sound right lmao.

  • @Hadookenken
    @Hadookenken Рік тому +48

    Auditing gone right down the pan

    • @T1B3R1An
      @T1B3R1An Рік тому +16

      Too right, one of the originals who I had total respect for now just click baiting, looking for trouble for clicks, and reminiscing of when I were 12 year old in me mates gang. Hope he reads these and gets back to what he did best.

    • @Hadookenken
      @Hadookenken Рік тому +12

      @@T1B3R1An same man totally agree

    • @bunkerbusterexplore
      @bunkerbusterexplore Рік тому +6

      The bloke with the beard seems to have a MH issue. He’s no good for you Marti and he will bring your channel down. Shame because you will lose subscribers with this sort of audit.

  • @manonfire92
    @manonfire92 Рік тому +16

    Mongy martys back

  • @AlanHood
    @AlanHood Рік тому +21

    I always wondered what happened to Devvo, didn't realise hed taken up "auditing"

  • @bigsighmusicdroneblogs1843
    @bigsighmusicdroneblogs1843 Рік тому +16

    Come on guys is ther any need really one thing doing an audit but. Verbal abusing peole isn't one day you'll upset the wrong person

  • @colinpryor4290
    @colinpryor4290 Рік тому +14

    "Never argue with idiots as they will always drag you down to their level and beat you with experience"
    - Mark Twain.

  • @sarahjane8949
    @sarahjane8949 Рік тому +10

    Why did you come to this place ? What reason

    • @kamirupl
      @kamirupl 4 місяці тому

      For clicks and attention. They are the equivalent of toxic 'gamer' girls on twitch.

  • @Spohcsom
    @Spohcsom Рік тому +3

    "Prisoner Cell Block H" hahahahaha

  • @leewilliamson9511
    @leewilliamson9511 Рік тому +5

    Whats the point in that???

  • @andytownsend8447
    @andytownsend8447 Рік тому +44

    Yet another auditor who once has been told to leave private land refuses to leave. All of them are very quick to spout laws etc that they can film but dont like to follow rules when they apply to them

    • @user-hp6su6ln7z
      @user-hp6su6ln7z Рік тому +3

      Correct me if I'm wrong but did he just admit possession of pepper spray which is illegal in UK? Isn't that video good enough for police to at least investigate it lol

    • @MartiBlagborough
      @MartiBlagborough  Рік тому +2

      Wow your proper thick haha. It's Farbgel you Muppet 100% legal.

    • @noncompliance4100
      @noncompliance4100 Рік тому +1

      @@MartiBlagborough I did notice it was German made (same as most of the EU pepper sprays) Don't think the legality of its use has been challenged in a UK court yet. Blackbelt barrister made an interesting video about it a couple of months ago. Basically he says the UK firearms legislation that covers defence sprays mentions any spray that contains a noxious substance so I guess it will depend what effect it may have on any would be attacker when a case including it does come to court.

    • @MartiBlagborough
      @MartiBlagborough  Рік тому +1

      Yes, Farbgel does not contain anything to cause pain. It's just a dye .

    • @andytownsend8447
      @andytownsend8447 Рік тому +1

      @@MartiBlagborough sure it's more than just a dye if sprayed into someone's eyes

  • @tinaa9231
    @tinaa9231 Рік тому +89

    What actually is the point of antagonising staff just for the sake of it? The guy with the beard was walking away, to get on with his job, so absolutely no reason to idiotically say: "The walk of shame".

    • @danajudd692
      @danajudd692 Рік тому +3

      HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @andyr780
      @andyr780 Рік тому +23

      Mr. Hillbilly is unintelligent it's not his fault it's all in the breeding. Nurture and nature failing abysmally in this specimen - how sad that these two need to fill their day with antagonistic and insulting behaviour to complete strangers.

    • @SPAMDAGGER22
      @SPAMDAGGER22 Рік тому +4

      It's entertaining to some people. You don't have to watch. What is actually is the point of responding to a video and antagonising those that disagree with you just for the sake of it.? You are doing what you question others for doing. Hypocrite.

    • @koalabrat
      @koalabrat Рік тому +3

      ​@@kevinmulligan9055 well don't watch

    • @koalabrat
      @koalabrat Рік тому +1

      Jog on. Why are you here then?

  • @freedomofchoice3606
    @freedomofchoice3606 Рік тому +19

    Hope you have a license for 466.500mhz as that is a frequency that needs a licence. Otherwise yoube just gave the haters evidence to get you fined by ofcom and or banged up for 2 years.

    • @benfulford4913
      @benfulford4913 Рік тому

      Why would ofcom care about a disused freq in the uk.?
      You ain't a clue.

    • @imsoreetodddid9007
      @imsoreetodddid9007 7 місяців тому

      Why should that need a licence? Fuck the law!

  • @susanwhitfield4068
    @susanwhitfield4068 Рік тому +4

    Whats happened, you used to be the polite one

  • @oscarsusan3834
    @oscarsusan3834 Рік тому +14

    Treat people like they treat you.
    I don’t particularly like his style either but people overreaching their bounds people deserve everything they get.

  • @derekelsy9992
    @derekelsy9992 Рік тому +4

    Illegal use of the horn on private land??

  • @freetipuk
    @freetipuk Рік тому +8

    "Hej" is Swedish for "hello"

  • @joshdavidson8211
    @joshdavidson8211 Рік тому +8

    I used to really enjoy this challenge I used to learn a lot I feel like the money and fame is making you arrogant now and start abusing trying to force reactions trying to aggravate people 🤦🏻‍♂️ unsubscribed

  • @ashtonsseries6968
    @ashtonsseries6968 Рік тому +6

    If that's pepper spray be very careful I'm sure there against the law think its the same as having a shotgun without a license.👍

    • @noncompliance4100
      @noncompliance4100 Рік тому +5

      It's not pepper or any other irritant it is FARB gel criminal identifier. Sprays a red gel on any would be attacker which is very difficult to wash off. Plenty examples on YT.

    • @ashtonsseries6968
      @ashtonsseries6968 Рік тому +1

      @@noncompliance4100 thanks for explaining what it is.never heard of it before 👍

  • @lilhazey1128
    @lilhazey1128 Рік тому +5

    @marti, in defence of Kev, Hej is hello in swedish you sausage 😅😅😂😂😂❤

  • @alux948
    @alux948 Рік тому +21

    Ain't the UK's version of pepper spray just a hard to wash off paint? I really don't understand why pepper spray and its alternatives are illegal here in the UK, it's like saying "Aaaaggh, I'm being assaulted. Let me draw a blue picture on your face to protect myself" All that will do is annoy the person you spray.

    • @noncompliance4100
      @noncompliance4100 Рік тому

      Cause they believe the toe rags out there would use pepper spray to mug folks in the street or to rob filling stations or corner shop cashiers. Hence the firearm legislation covering it's use. At least if you get mugged up a dark alley you might be able to mark the bugger with the identifier and catch him trying to shift your Rolex at CashConverters next day.

    • @andytownsend8447
      @andytownsend8447 Рік тому +10

      I bet if it had been the security guard with the spray, the auditors would have been straight on the phone to the police saying I'm been threatened with an offensive weapon.

    • @bazsnell3178
      @bazsnell3178 Рік тому +1

      @Alux Yes, that's all it is, just a dye. That's why it's legal in the UK.

    • @andytownsend8447
      @andytownsend8447 Рік тому

      @@bazsnell3178 maybe just a dye, but I doubt a court would see it that way if someone had permanent damage to their eyesight after been sprayed with it

    • @noncompliance4100
      @noncompliance4100 Рік тому +2

      @@andytownsend8447 I don't even believe it would have to be permanent damage. Even if it just gave them a bit of a skin rash they might be able to convince a court it was therefore a "Noxious substance" and so might fall foul of the legislation. But that has yet to be tested in a UK court.

  • @MichaelGeorge161
    @MichaelGeorge161 Рік тому +99

    I subbed to you due to your excellent handling of police three years ago. In this video, that worker hold you it was private property, and then you proceeded to insult him and tried to provoke a reaction for no reason, you've lost a subscriber.

    • @MrArthand
      @MrArthand Рік тому +1

      Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out , the thin blue line get away with way worse everyday like murder rape pure brutality and torture! By falisha! 👋

    • @danajudd692
      @danajudd692 Рік тому +2

      🍼🍼🍼🍼🍼

    • @Billsbyjoe
      @Billsbyjoe Рік тому +8

      The attitude of IKEA security and the truck driver was poor, not showing his security ID would have validated your comment but unfortunately by refusing to do so meant he could have been anyone from anywhere wearing a hi vis, for all we know Marti and AY could have stumbled upon a robbery in progress, the alleged "truck driver" in fact the getaway driver.

    • @neilgagin8629
      @neilgagin8629 Рік тому +26

      Me too, this follows that tool DJ audits, don’t pick on the working class guys.

    • @danajudd692
      @danajudd692 Рік тому

      @@neilgagin8629
      You must be one of those fools that cannot comprehend social behavior audits includes everyone.

  • @mlk8165
    @mlk8165 Рік тому +10

    grown man talking about "Do you know who my dad is".

    • @MartiBlagborough
      @MartiBlagborough  Рік тому +4

      If you take that seriously then you need to shake your head lol. It was a joke. I and just about every other viewer found it funny

    • @mlk8165
      @mlk8165 Рік тому +6

      @@MartiBlagborough Ah yeah hilarious lad...

    • @MartiBlagborough
      @MartiBlagborough  Рік тому +2

      I try to be comical at times

    • @mlk8165
      @mlk8165 Рік тому +7

      @@MartiBlagborough Try less.

    • @kavalogue
      @kavalogue Рік тому

      ​​@@mlk8165e said his dad was picasso or something. If your gonna pick and choose to take things out of context it helps to not do it with something we can all see as well

  • @Maclfc
    @Maclfc Рік тому +7

    The security guy deserved the stick.but the old truck driver was not sure wat waa going on his head fell off you should of give him a pass he was very nervous and didnt know how to react.

  • @NarnianRailway
    @NarnianRailway Рік тому +2

    The West Moor Park Armthorpe, Doncaster was developed around 1995-1997. Across from the IKEA to west is the Armthorpe Falcons and the new Amazon distribution warehouse.

  • @jasonwhale6511
    @jasonwhale6511 Рік тому +5

    My Dad's Ron Pickering lol lol

  • @AL...........
    @AL........... Рік тому +23

    As much as I love your vids and laugh at people piping up. If you caught me or many others on the wrong day you could meet your end pretty quick 😂😂😂😂

    • @williamtaylor4005
      @williamtaylor4005 Рік тому

      Why do you love his vids Andy? Just seems like a knob with a camera annoying people trying to do their jobs, ain't got anything better to do mate?

  • @T1B3R1An
    @T1B3R1An Рік тому +11

    Didn't enjoy this one, I stopped watching DJ Audit's for the same reason. These are probably minimum paid workers putting food on their family's tables pal. Loved the police stuff, but your just becoming yobbo's. Get back to what you did best. Please.

  • @dean6816
    @dean6816 Рік тому +4

    I thought he was Mick Philpott for a second!

  • @stevenward9414
    @stevenward9414 Рік тому +3

    Couple of travelers sites here in East Lancs - you mind auditing those. 😏

    • @TheBrawlBox
      @TheBrawlBox Рік тому

      The old cliche from the most boring commenter on YT. 🤦‍♂

  • @jeffsimon9594
    @jeffsimon9594 Рік тому +22

    Ex-Hawkwind roadie is pure content.. if you patched things up he would probably tell you some great rock & roll stories..

    • @LesterCrest.I
      @LesterCrest.I Рік тому

      Oh my God how stupid can you be that is a seating area for the truckers to rest whilst they are waiting for whatever they’re waiting for
      Hej, means Hello in Swedish 🇸🇪 😂😂😂
      How foolish can one actually be thinking that there was a hedgehog in there…
      oh my God what a joke the lack of intellect in some people😢

  • @michaelenglish2066
    @michaelenglish2066 Рік тому +6

    watch your backs mc that guy ,,,he will turn up with the hells angles

  • @trevorbromley7166
    @trevorbromley7166 Рік тому +23

    You guys are just looking for a reaction, no need for all the abuse, the driver should have knocked you out

    • @frannyfat4102
      @frannyfat4102 Рік тому

      he couldnt put a feckin fag out stinking old tramp 😂

  • @AA-be9rn
    @AA-be9rn Рік тому +3

    Bit school yardish. No goal to the actions

  • @kriss3907
    @kriss3907 Рік тому +1

    Marti - Looks like it's a pass from Ikea
    Then boom...spoke too soon mate...lol

  • @paulbirkbeck1790
    @paulbirkbeck1790 Рік тому +14

    Lads you will get further if you show more respect. Your attitudes are to combative.

  • @blakeedition2903
    @blakeedition2903 Рік тому +3

    Didn't know ay was related to Ronnie pickering 😂😂😂

    • @MartiBlagborough
      @MartiBlagborough  Рік тому +3

      Ronnie is my cousin who is AY's uncle from a a second marriage

    • @blakeedition2903
      @blakeedition2903 Рік тому +4

      Do you know how many people say Ronnie is my cousin, friend, neighbour, old boxing trainer lol get him on an audit. ;) they couldn't use a section 43 then lol

  • @craighenshall3000
    @craighenshall3000 Рік тому +1

    Love how you know so much law why I watch t h

  • @rayhall7932
    @rayhall7932 7 місяців тому +1

    Security pigs. Oscar wilde said of prison screws they could walk under a snake with a top hat on

  • @onedubbz
    @onedubbz Рік тому +2

    Gloyts

  • @jayjay975
    @jayjay975 Рік тому +2

    skeletor attacks

  • @Banglish123
    @Banglish123 Рік тому +2

    Hej is Swedish for Hi pronounce Hey

  • @Aura-vv2dl
    @Aura-vv2dl 8 місяців тому

    Most british interaction ever!

  • @lexinoone5906
    @lexinoone5906 Рік тому +3

    That’s bullying, your both being muppets, I know who that is and he’s a very sweet, kind man. U shouldn’t bully people like that just because there telling u to get off their land, as u should. If u get told to get of land by security u should do it. Instead of using UA-cam for money why don’t u just go get a real job!

  • @Offensiveword
    @Offensiveword Рік тому +1

    I’ll send mi dad down in his Picasso 😆

  • @raagte231
    @raagte231 Рік тому +3

    HEJ = Hello in Swedish hahahaah

  • @tonybaloney4195
    @tonybaloney4195 Рік тому +1

    His teeth are okay,but his gums have to come out

  • @jasoncreamer5747
    @jasoncreamer5747 Рік тому +15

    The banter had me laughing but I do feel bad for the old man, I try to have a bit of tolerance for the older people even the ones with head tattoos.

    • @dodgepod123
      @dodgepod123 10 місяців тому

      He only looked old because all of his teeth had rotted away.

  • @DaleSteel
    @DaleSteel Рік тому +8

    HA HA AUDITING YORKSHIRE WAS FUNNY AF HERE

    • @EvenBigger-Brother
      @EvenBigger-Brother Рік тому

      @Billy Are you butt hurt billy coz he wont stoop to your primitive level of talking with your fists .

    • @MartiBlagborough
      @MartiBlagborough  Рік тому +3

      He was super funny hahahah.

    • @mikeyb3718
      @mikeyb3718 Рік тому

      Yeah if you love needle Dick losers with mommy issues xx

  • @GreatHealer.
    @GreatHealer. Рік тому +2

    Jimmy Corkhill 🤣🤣

  • @Thegdreview
    @Thegdreview Рік тому

    prisoner cell block H Love that show.....

  • @DaleSteel
    @DaleSteel Рік тому +14

    That guy already had his teeth knocked out

  • @leebiker1488
    @leebiker1488 Рік тому +1

    Ika there's one in Sheffield as well mate

  • @dagg65
    @dagg65 Рік тому +1

    Who put sunglasses on that boiled egg??????

  • @Snacksaloon
    @Snacksaloon Рік тому +3

    Hej is Swedish for Hello Marti

  • @carsandstuff365
    @carsandstuff365 Рік тому +1

    Mr slick back 2000 lol

  • @WideOldDan
    @WideOldDan Рік тому +8

    Don't go to clairs for piercings, go to a proper piercing shop with the right equipment.

  • @retroonhisbikes
    @retroonhisbikes Рік тому +1

    Has anyone ever had to use the farb spray

  • @londonbg
    @londonbg 4 місяці тому

    What kind of simpletons want to break into Ikea's car park?

    • @MartiBlagborough
      @MartiBlagborough  4 місяці тому

      How can anyone break into a open car park? Where is the logic?

  • @joohop
    @joohop Рік тому +1

    Nice One Lass
    By The Way Baofeng Do An 8 Watt Radio Now , Well Worth The Pennies !
    Bless Up ❤

  • @MrDyersy
    @MrDyersy Рік тому

    what was the spray?

  • @daviddyson8851
    @daviddyson8851 Рік тому +2

    You won’t be able to knock his teeth out

  • @1NeverunderStood
    @1NeverunderStood Рік тому +1

    Sounds like Peter Kay 😂😂 leave pls leave pls. GORDON. get some. So so Peter Kay

  • @timtam6442
    @timtam6442 Рік тому +1

    Davros must be popular with the ladies as someone’s kissed all his teeth out

    • @clario2178
      @clario2178 Рік тому

      He’s given too many blow jobs

  • @UncleFeedle
    @UncleFeedle Рік тому +8

    He's like a character from Pheonix Nights. 🤣

  • @resist.
    @resist. Рік тому +1

    Keep string brother

  • @benji.B-side
    @benji.B-side Рік тому +1

    Nothing like a bit pepper on an egg. 😉

  • @asterickjones
    @asterickjones Рік тому +2

    Even by 2023 they don't have a clue about the UA-cam auditing scene.

  • @jasonwhale6511
    @jasonwhale6511 Рік тому +1

    Go get your other ear pierced at Claire's before it shuts

  • @comixmind
    @comixmind Рік тому +1

    What spray was that?

  • @johnthreadgold7846
    @johnthreadgold7846 Рік тому +1

    any one know his name

  • @shus5787
    @shus5787 Рік тому +1

    Nhs waiting list for false teeth obviously

  • @dkayflowers79
    @dkayflowers79 Рік тому +1

    Having any kind store/market public food offered to me always seems strange cause im picky lol. I never well one time an older granny like lady mafe me ferl bad cor not trying one n i lied n said it was good but didkt want amother one 😊

  • @AD-53
    @AD-53 Рік тому +2

    You what You what !!😂
    Do you know who my dad is 😂😂😂

  • @michael-paulofthefamilyamp4856

    what gel ?

    • @JJ-006
      @JJ-006 Рік тому +1

      Farb gel it sprays a red die that stains clothes and skin it doesn’t do any harm its used to identify criminals

  • @msmrepo3271
    @msmrepo3271 Рік тому +1

    What you gonna spray him with Marti?

    • @MartiBlagborough
      @MartiBlagborough  Рік тому +2

      Farbgel

    • @msmrepo3271
      @msmrepo3271 Рік тому

      @@MartiBlagborough I guess it's legal to have here then mate

    • @noncompliance4100
      @noncompliance4100 Рік тому +3

      @@msmrepo3271 It's a grey area not yet been tested in court according to blackbelt barrister. He made a vid on it couple of months ago.

  • @dbcooper7326
    @dbcooper7326 Рік тому +1

    That the lad from the Bronski beat ? 09:51 ua-cam.com/video/alIRDysk3jk/v-deo.html

  • @adamski8462
    @adamski8462 Рік тому +1

    Brilliant hahaha

  • @lewiselliott7562
    @lewiselliott7562 Рік тому +2

    Ask him who his dentist is so i know not to use them lol

  • @Mick-B
    @Mick-B Рік тому +1

    👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @EvenBigger-Brother
    @EvenBigger-Brother Рік тому +21

    Chuffing hell the plonker is going to need a months worth of butt hurt cream to recover .Not seen anyone make such a prat of themselves for yonks . Big up Marti and glad to see you have the farb on standby

  • @danielsellers8538
    @danielsellers8538 Рік тому +1

    He's definitely got no teeth 😅

  • @tonylynch8092
    @tonylynch8092 Рік тому +1

    Great video 📹 Lads thanks

  • @chrisburton7560
    @chrisburton7560 Рік тому +3

    Lmao... Red Picasso is your dad Ronnie.. 😂😂

  • @CommanderStarblaster
    @CommanderStarblaster Рік тому +7

    When they state (and I'm talking about any so called officials, including police) 'I've asked you nicely' or 'I'm asking you nicely', they never are actually being nice, just the opposite. It's like me repeatedly punching someone in the face and saying, 'I'm softly trying to encourage you'.
    Great video by 'The Firm'!
    Such Fun!
    Big Fan, love the show.

    • @caesarnutter7785
      @caesarnutter7785 Рік тому

      Its completely different but whatever fits your narrative

  • @raymondjohnston3210
    @raymondjohnston3210 Рік тому +1

    Shush shush shush

  • @scottmcculloch2190
    @scottmcculloch2190 Рік тому +1

    Top quality from start to finish 😂

  • @shitbag420
    @shitbag420 Рік тому +3

    hej is pronounced hey and mean hi in swedish. Not a hedgehog lol

  • @jackwatsonepic626
    @jackwatsonepic626 Рік тому +2

    If you don't know what ikea do you must have been living in a cellar , underground for 25 years😅🤣

  • @jamesquwavers872
    @jamesquwavers872 Рік тому +3

    Good stuff you should of carried pepper spray few years ago with the sausages you come across

  • @tuftistump
    @tuftistump Рік тому +1

    Shush😂

  • @almbr
    @almbr Рік тому +2

    Not a fan of this type of auditing, too aggressive for me

  • @leebiker1488
    @leebiker1488 Рік тому +1

    😂😂😂💯👍👍👍👍

  • @EyeSpyAudit
    @EyeSpyAudit Рік тому +3

    Baldy goon 😂😂

  • @hariowen3840
    @hariowen3840 Рік тому +19

    At least you can rest assured that he won't be biting you Marty. 🤣

    • @LesterCrest.I
      @LesterCrest.I Рік тому

      Oh my God how stupid can you be that is a seating area for the truckers to rest whilst they are waiting for whatever they’re waiting for
      Hej, means Hello in Swedish 🇸🇪 😂😂😂
      How foolish can one actually be thinking that there was a hedgehog in there…
      oh my God what a joke the lack of intellect in some people😢

  • @steveharries924
    @steveharries924 Рік тому +3

    Marty you need to go back to old school pal but I like to see you doing your audits

  • @EAAUDITS
    @EAAUDITS Рік тому +1

    Star of the show 😅🤣 i dont think theyre allowed to act anymore, since the tea adverts

  • @scousepie2
    @scousepie2 Рік тому

    Gums LOL

  • @mikb5587
    @mikb5587 Рік тому +1

    I bet all the 10 cig Donny prozzies know him.

  • @vinnywilliams9035
    @vinnywilliams9035 Рік тому +1

    the red red lorry went roll roll rolling along